/cum/ - Cleveland Urbana Montgomery

The /cum/ Theater edition

I could tell you a thing or two about Cleveland

modern games still look the same they did 10 years ago but run way worse

go on

Holy shit a talking monkey!

it is ILLEGAL to be white in the united states

how much do you weigh

Ol Chang and Eng

All the little chicks with the crimson lips say "Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks"

You'd literally be handsome if you just lost weight. That + a job and you could get virtually any woman.

Check out the fasting thread on Anon Babble

anyone wanna do anything

is it only the ugliest freaks who feel compelled to post their face?

based Drew carry watcher

Let's see your face, Mr. Handsome.

why is jason telling people to get a job

average "latina"

no. im far uglier than anyone who has been posted

looks sea

I was just clarifying that being thin/handsome alone isn't enough to get any gf, but with a job it is.

someone tell me what "mewing" means I'm a 30 year old boomer and I need to stay hip

Are you the guy with the mentally ill sister

Lemme tell you something about women kid, they'd step over their own mother for a sincere compliment

Why are you not in the gym right now?

I got a job

I know exactly where Drew Carey's house in Cleveland(it's not in Cleveland) is because when we drove by momberg told me that's what it is.

she's from guatemala

remember when india attacked pakistan and it turned out to be a nothingburger
yeah i forgot about that too

Pecché staje drinking

I hate Homer Simpson

watching destiny

Mewing is mouth posture. You practice it, or more ideally each it to children with still developing jaws, to engender better health.

Drew Carey was in the Marines and had over 72 confirmed kills

this only makes me more confused

What did you say when she told you

what's he talking about, maybe i'll check it out

yeah

Drew Allison Carey

This guy has THREE girls names

I dont have income so I cant afford a membership, and I need to somehow get my weights from my moms house to my apartment

Drew isn't a girl's name, stunad

im tired

Some of us are tried and true city folk who didn't grow up around any rednecks

it makes me so sad to see them arguing, they need to bury the hatchet and make up

I bear you no I'll will

wish i had the latest and greatest gaming rig but i'm not that rich so i only have budget low end and chink shit

It's something looksmaxing incels memed and lament as the cause of their lacking chins(it's a lesser contributing factor at best), but it's a serious thing and you should be conscious of your mouth posture.

Gif postin ass nigga

honestly the latest gaming rig is probably the cost of a brand new popular car in brazil

I’m gearing up to buy a new rig this year
The hardest part is committing to a build

he was named DJ, actually, and he was a chad ackshually

Maybe I should visit Romania

Poor baby I hope the meds help her

Im 26
I have no friends and never have throughout all my life
I have a shit job that doesn't pay anything (47k a year)
I went to college and now have thousands of dollars of debt
I have no gf
Ill never have a wife
Ill never have kids
All I do with my free time is jack off, drink alcohol, play video games, watch TV, and listen to antisemitic podcasts
Everyone in my town/city is either brown or gay white people
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

If you want we'll developed jaws you need

to be White

maintain good mouth posture from childhood

chew hard foods growing up like tough meat

youtube.com/watch?v=IV79ktgOIlw

why? you could get your wallet stolen here in the states for half the cost

Sure.

i am conscious of it when i look in the mirror and see my jawline. i have a butt chin too but it's covered with a beard, considered shaving it off when someone told me grills like buttchins but i think that's highly subjective.

zoomers seem to be retarded and incredibly self-conscious to a point of mental illness if they think they can change their facial bone structure.

i have a hole in my mustache. why does god hate me

*stifles laughter*

yall niggas got no aura fr

gaming is gay
imageboards are gay
porn is gay
computer is gay

Why aren't you exercising and practising your marksmanship? There's a war coming boy, you can spend time prepping for it.

?

having sex with women is gay

on the bright-side, jason is all of that AND 46k a year poorer. so count your blessings.

ZOG canceled their election after they elected a president who was anti eu, anti nato, pro russia, anti America and installed some american/israeli puppet leader who will do the bidding of ZOG. Democracy just means letting jews control your country

You need to learn to love yourself.
Yeah, you aren't gonna change your whole face, but it's never too late to start "standing up straight."

shut up bozo

you're gay

Jobless is better than a debt you can never get rid of even with bankruptcy and passes to your children when you die. And I have some income from disability, so it's not 46k less.

What the fuck is zog

i'm keep on dancin' at the pink pony club

There's not going to be a war, at least not inside America. Whites are pussies who lack a spine and will get on their knees to suck black/jewish dick

What the fuck is zog

you're never gonna have kids, might as well debtmaxx instead of being delusional about it

You are extremely mentally ill

Zionist occupied government

Zero Overhead Growth

She has a rabbit...

True.

so who do you guys got in the champion league final?

No, being debt free is actually ideal. If you're gonna flee the country or go innawoods or something then sure, take out a loan I guess. It doesn't hurt the elites though, money is fake.

F**k Drumpf

you are brown

I suck BBC for breakfast

Inter

It's hers bun

if the government says go to war or go to jail people are just gonna go to war it doesn't matter if they want it or not

I’m a fucking nigger

back then hoes didn't want me,
now i'm not hot and hoes still don't want me
back then hoes didn't want me,
now i'm not hot and hoes still don't want me
back then hoes didn't want me,
now i'm still not hot and hoes still don't want me

Me as well.

Fat, too much makeup, tattoo.

India and Pakistan fighting

inb4 a """justified""" influx of ten BAJILLION jeets and pakis as "war refugees"

hope you guys roll out the welcome mat, god knows Canada will have no choice but to allow not 500,000 jeets per year but 5 MILLION because muh refugees

PSG for maximum mbappe humiliation

Need these "people" removed from existence ASAP

Ummm Canada bros our response?
youtube.com/shorts/hhI5DqVtPlQ?si=tgJTCsy1CSSzdM1Y

Are you still technically a virgin if you were inside your own mothers womb?

I would beat frank sinatras ass

people do not have the stomachs for what will be necessary to keep out refugees during the future climate catastrophes

you voted for it

afghanistan, sri lanka, bangladesh, and china can take them.

I most certainly did not. I would rather have Brazilians move here than jeets. At least your women have delicious plump bottoms and they can cook.
Hoping India cranks off some n00kz and Pakis do the same in return, entire fucking region needs to be vaporized.

You guys are all cringe
Read mein kampf
The solutions to every problem we face today are in that book

even though our country is safe and benefitted from pillaging these poorer countries, they're not allowed to come here even when their country is being destroyed by war

r*ght-w*ngers have zero conscience, no wonder they're losing the culture war

original "Siamese twins" that spawned the term

these guys were slave owners and supported the Confederacy

one of them got sick despite the other being relatively healthy

when one died the other said he would soon die, then did

Interesting fellows

i actually had a copy of mein kampf but i gave it to my half filipino friend in middle school

Burger bros, our response?

hitler's brain was doodoo caca
autarky is retarded and impossible

ngl this is the worst b8 I have seen in the current year. we're over 5 months in and nothing comes close to how terribly obvious this post is.

Fat?

yeah. they also had 10 kids each with white women and have over 1500 descendants.

The point is to insulate yourself from the threat of sanctions and blockades, since it’s going to happen anyway when the war starts. Do you think the US should rely on Chinese-manufactured military components?

No it isn't
Its not possible in the USA because jews control the government and the country is 60% non white

Maybe just unfortunate fat distribution in the face. She should try fasting.

i don't have a good argument so you're baiting

classic Anon Babbletard

now you're seething because I called you out, lmao. keep replying and giving me (You)'s, or even better just greentext/non-reply to show me how mad you truly are.

8 more months of sobriety
then I can claim to have voluntarily been sober for 1 full year
then I can drink and get high again

youtu.be/FSIEdfTtoIQ

now you're seething

still no argument

autarky literally isn't possible thoughbeit. international trade has existed since prehistory and will continue to exist as long as humans exist.
the secret, as the romans and greeks understood, is to take control of the trade routes not stop international trade

kek, somehow I doubt this.

my tummy hurts :(

burger king is notoriously location dependent. the overwhelming majority of locations are bottom of the barrel fast food with the small minority actually being kind of OK so the overall perception of burger king is the lower echelon of US fast food.

BK fries mog mcdonalds fries nowadays and the best whopper ive had outdoes the best bigmac that ive had but burger king is still close to the bottom of road trip choices

Yeah I probably should have mentioned each was married and they would alternate houses so each guy would have a chance to fuck his wife lol. Some of their descendants are mildly famous too, cannot svffer as an American

kek you are bootyblasted

did you know that Billy the Kid spoke Gaelic and Spanish fluently?

Burro

Big Fux XXL

yeah, sure if you had a 100% white country you could be the first people in history to not trade externally. sure thing. and aryanz will levitate n shiet

He also fought Dracula

Didn't think it would work, but I asked if I could get put on an earlier flight and they said yes! So now I just have to sit here at this other airport for like 8 more hours until my next flight. But at least the Wi-Fi here is pretty good.

pulls out his wojak collection

concession accepted

lol thanks for sharing

Autarky doesn’t mean not trading; it means being self-sufficient, and not requiring imports

What’s your review of a French Polynesian vacation

Can we have a separate /cum/ for people who just want to talk about their day and interests? We could call it /cum2/ or something

Based anon

>>/redd1t/

concession accepted

Before you go, make sure you're absolutely serious about it. Because French Polynesia is a pretty amazing place, but the process of getting there and back is awful because of how remote it is.

Autarky is an economic system of self-sufficiency and limited trade. A country is said to be in a complete state of autarky if it has a closed economy, which means that it does not engage in international trade with any other country.

Someone please post the picture of the general in a dog mask

I ate donkey meat once while abroad, who else Anon Babbleernational?

Do I order a poutine or pizza? I can only make some grill cheese at home and already ate some this monring, I'll do my grocery tomorrow.

Why do you want to jerk off to that?

dancing a jig

i just enjoyed some nuggies and fries, you'll do the same if you know what's good for you.

Nobody who isn't indian defends Indians, not in real life or on the internet. They are universally reviled.

why would anyone watch Zestiny when they can watch Asmongold instead? he is clearly the superior streamer.

Hasan is on suicide watch btw.

momberg got the cheesecake gonna eat some tomorrow

not really. plenty of people like them and some are even fascinated by their culture and religion

VERY VERY questionable image up on the 'log right now, not brave enough to actually look at it directly

You are indian

your mom's got a cheesecake butt and I'm ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT

I promise you I'm not

there aren't any fucking wall sockets in this entire goddamn airport. i want to play Balatro but my phone's battery is gonna die. fuck everything.

asmongold is so fucking retarded, i don't know how 40k people watch him daily

really, plenty of people dislike them and some are even repulsed by their culture and religion

Yep I think I saw that too

You are

No

so how was ur day

you are all about eating shit pajeet

A BUNCH of new isekai volumes just came out, gonna be reading those and eating chocolate bunny in bed.

idk what isekai is can someone explain

Anybody else put the lime right in the beer bottle after squeezing it?

They're not letting people in McShits without a 21 year old or over ID lmaooo

This is isekai.

shat liquid again

looks really gay and stupid

i should take a shower

putting a dirty lime from a dirty Indio monster bar in your drink

troon slop

you are going to have to show me some irrefutable evidence that you aren't an Indian
I'm going to need to see your face as well as some ID

its not necessarily gay, but yes, its VERY stupid

first prove that you're not pakistani

I'm gay and stupid.

pedos are raiding the board right now.

Shutting down Anon Babble did something truly unfortunate to the mindset of /cum. posters because you're here all day fighting

Okay here, as you can see im white and not brown. Now your turn to prove you arent an Indian

It was a super hot Argentinian

it comes and goes in phases, you'll have a few weeks of hostile /cum/ before it mellows out again. You can also see when one anon really pisses off another anon and he's still looking for a fight a few days later

post ancestry

That's a brown hand. I'm not him, just saying. You aren't White.

people are riled up because Brian has been fagraiding the thread lately, there's been weekly spam of hairy assholes and dicks and it's upsetting to everyone.

plus the influx of actual, literal jeets who haven't realized this is hostile ground for them.

no, it is now your turn to prove you aren't an indian. If you fail to do this then i'm going to assume you are one
the hand is white, lets stop with the memes

it sucks that mangas and shit never have a satisfying ending if any ending at all because the author never thinks that far / is burned out by that point

There's no way to prove it without doxxing myself. i'm white but I have a tan

okay you are indian
good to know

why are mods allowing the cheesy pizza to stay up this long

It's literally brown and short and stubby. It's a Mexican hand.

Japs have this interesting dichotomy where their pop culture media is either incredibly short or ridiculously drawn out slop

we need to have a /cum/ for white people and a /cum/ for all the other races (black, asian, mexican, arab, mixed race, indian etc)

hair on women is either super sexy or gross, there's really no in between

He just wanted to finish jerking off to it

the hand is fucking white
you need to get your eyes examined if you can't see that
a mexican hand would be brown
I think you know that but are just doing a meme

but mexicans, chinks and blacks are all part of american history

Are we talking like normal definition of White or the autistic one? Because DiStefano can't come if it's the latter

those hairs on the finger are a symptom of brown

I honestly do like to imagine that I'm the protagonist in a story. I would never actually tell that to anyone IRL though.
Cue the my life is like a videogame song and gif

I have hairs on my finger but they are blond, am I allowed in Hyperborea?

they are not
they ruined the nation when jews brought them here against the wishes of the average white people
men have hair
the normal definition

eatin costco trail mix in my cunt

A /cum/ without mexicans is just /cu/

everyone is the protagonist of their own story, that's not saying anything

Anon Babble is a mainstream normalfag website. It's no different from reddit or funnyjunk or Instagram.

My whole family knows I use Anon Babble.

the posters above and below me are homofags

chinks literally built the railroad, and blacks are the reason the south has any relevance to this day

>My whole family knows I use Anon Babble.

your single mom?

prophetic

NOOOOO, DON'T LET JASON DO THAT TO YOU

starving myself today so i can gorge on cake tomorrow

no they didn't
no they aren't
you spewing lies with an agenda
whites built the railroads (irish/europeans)
whites made the south what it is for better or for worse

What is the south minus Atlanta, New Orleans, and Miami lol
A nothing land equivalent to North Dakota

miami

LOL

you are genuinely, and I mean this in the most honest way you can understand, retarded

I never watched the sopranos.

P-NUTS
GATOR JERKY

Miami's GDP is unironically equivalent to 4 southern states combined

northern europe is the soybelt of the world

Miami is a crazy city, +40 years ago it was almost nothing. Even like 12 years ago some parts of it were barely developed (Brickell) and now they look like downtown Manhattan

dude you don't give credit to the hammer for building a house, you give it to the carpenter who built the house.

I grew up riding the subway

it's amazing what a trillion dollars in nose candy can do for the local economy

i'm watching the sopranos
then go live there and see if you like it

Fuck you too

saaaar we built the railroads

do you think chinks flooded into california by random chance?

Nowadays more like OF whores boosting it but yeah it's the only US city that's still got that boomtown rapid growth energy on the East Coast

Wrong. Whites were like the architect who takes the credit for the carpeteners work because he designed a donut in revit and signed paperwork all day.

they only helped build them on the west coast (california)
vast majority were Irish laborers and other European immigrants

I would never live in Miami because I hate the south and southerners. Nothing to do with Miami itself perse.

saaar our tiny minority is solely responsible for building the railroad

you wouldn't live there because it's full of violent blacks/browns

you're not white LOL

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel

saaar your 90% white country was built by people of color

scab laborers
brought to work for literally nothing and to undercut whites

tiny minority

lol, ok

No, I would live in Boston or New York. I would never live in the south because I hate southerners.

Why don't the carpenters build any houses in their own countries?

youtube.com/watch?v=_4vtVF5HEQQ

whites built the country
non whites destroyed it
america would not be the way it is today if the country was still 90% white

There are houses in China, stupid teenager.

playing the air drums

You thought i meant literally houses in my analogy? You are a retard

man Charlie Kirk is absolutely DEVASTATING these 17 year olds

if the country was still 90% white

dohohoho

Nah.

thestar.com/news/hockey-canada-complainant-says-she-took-on-porn-star-persona-because-it-seemed-like-that/article_897d0f4b-ea00-48f1-bd0f-de5bd6fb217e.html

Whose at fault here?

i probably dont realize how fucking retarded i am

Walla Walla

Aren't the professors also welcome to come out and debate?

yeah, anyone is. for some reason it's always just angry incels and 17 year old thots

I never got clowns. I guess it's fine to keep them around for traditions sake but i feel like nobody enjoys them

You don't expect to lose an argument when you don't even know that the counter-argument exists

I think I'm getting a sore throat

quit suckin so much cock

it's for kids you aren't supposed to get it but i think it is outdated from a time when people didn't have computers and tvs

yeah whatever.
might goon.
who cares.

suck more cock

Hahahaha heyooooo

I know.

Your analogy is so retarded it makes no sense to even try to decipher it, really.

need to suckle on an aryans womans milkers

ugly.

Even.

Just admit that you aren't smart enough to understand what i said and leave it at that

you are gay

I SAID TO THAT BOYYY

I SAID

YOU QUIT SUCKIN SO MUCH COCK

JUST GET IT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH BOYYYYY

GET IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

shittok webms

goshpedo tier

i love white women

as do I
( I am a white man)

massive BBC on the log

The pain of remembering an unsaved meme that you can't find no matter how much you scour the internet...

iktf. same with porn vids

No matter how much white people do for the human race, nonwhites constantly hate them and seethe with jealousy and rage. It's insane, idk why we keep helping everyone. Can't remember the last time an indian thanked me for letting him live in my beautiful country.

i reported it

There are zero southerners in Miami it's a majority Spanish speaking city lol

The woman is clearly bullshitting it's ridiculous how this became a big meme case here in Redditland.