/brit/

Visas edition

who you supporting then
india or pakistan?

my US visa expires next month

I've only been there twice attending conferences during the ten years it's been valid

Me?

As soon as you come home it's just consume consume consume
Utterly fucking mental this modern world

really unsure
think I'm past caring honestly

neither but I do support nuclear war

*enters thread*

not me I finished toil then went to the gym, came home and studied for an hour. about to eat then will read a classic novel until the football starts then I'll watch that and get an early night

3 microwaveable pizzas for din dins

china

got the live premiere of the rest is politics on to serve me my opinion on the matter

powerful

youtube.com/watch?v=73ZnAk7-nCo

what the fuck is his accent? how did he get this accent? I thought he spent the majority of his life in california

A clue garnered

boring

Perfect woman

As soon as you come home it's just consume consume consume

I don't get what you mean. Like you're seeing advertisements for stuff?

Using unconventional methods to plant some flowers
Call that avant-gardening

Let's have sex!

arsenal will win

what if it is?

aren't british pakis all from one specific city/area in pakistan where they're mostly inbred?

what we saying lads

just realized I'm old, fuck

has EW posted today crying about her job?

doubt they were bouncing that much from breathing mate

don't know I have him filtered

have never spent a single nanosecond of my life trying to get a gf but as of right now I'm officially giving up
feels like a big weight of the shoulders

thoughts on getting married in 2025?

no you're not
be quiet

hardly come on here since it went down
think ive grown up and matured unlike you lot

rorke said he hasn't had a poo in 5 days but I think he's full of shit

screaming a proverbial poo

I think I hate human beings

what if one forces herself on you

So you've never done something but you've now given up doing it? You're a mong mate

makes no sense whatsoever Lol

poo barm scrannage

toby screaming

I somewhat hope Pakistan and India go to war with each other so that the SAAAAR posting intensifies. Would also have the benefit of reducing their populations.

why in the uk are they putting up gujarati signboards telling residents not to spit tobacco

ehh

well that was sort of the point but I suppose what I'm really trying to say is I've given up any lingering delusion that I could be loved

might have a fairytail wank

jenny nicholson described Anons as "shadow the hedgehog boys"
is this fair?

going for a cheeky pint
bye lads xx

goodintent.uk

another pint of cum with your dad is it?

oh DO grow up

advertising/begging
bye bye! :(

enjoy your dehydration, awkward conversations and the expense x

kys

generating images

don't care m8

fancy getting a bit poo barmered tonight but I don't have any cans or bokkles

heinously virginous post

Cope on fagtard

that's a bloke's arse and bollocks

we all flocked to the sharty which is objectively a superior site to Anon Babble and yet we still all came back
what delusions do you posess in your freakish little head to make you think we'd ever give you the time of day

state of those fanny flaps

4cuck is dying

grim alkie twat

of?

I often think about impossible to know statistics.
Like there would be one poster who would statistically be the funniest poster (by laughs generated per post) but it'd be impossible to know. Can apply this concept to nearly anything. I ponder these existing but unknowable statistics a lot.

if I was an alkie I would have cans in wouldn't I

then we'd all just go back to soyjak you spaz

take the balls, leave the scrotum

england for the english
england for the english

could have drunk them all already because you couldn't control yourself

probably mikey tbf but namefags feel a bit cheaty

alkies always have emergency cans stashed away somewhere

its me
its always been me

really fucked up my life lads

me? I'm having some cans and a frozen 'za and watching arse on the big TV

but could gone through them already, being an alkie
but as sad as it is, it's a bit funny desu
they're like squirrels that bury nuts here and there to make sure they have enough no matter what haha

Alri la cmon now get in

sometimes i chuckle at a post but don't reply
just hope you lads know good posts don't always get the appreciation they deserve <3

we need an upvote button

just chuckled at a post but didn't reply

that's just wednesday evening talking lad

I'm having some cans and a frozen 'za and watching arse

Most cultured Brit LOL

idc, just feel like it

rorke smithing a pair of wings to fly home to his realm

you have autism
the unlikable kind

just chuckled

No

Katy at the Gherkin werkin

kys

you in your smelly home alone

and leftypol claims to be the moral one

I didn't care for the Witcher series

jump the chasm!!!

im rather fond of it

I'll be honest I don't think content like that should be allowed

Never played it

My US visa expires in 2031

Lads, seriously, felt like utter shite waking up and then the massive fucking on the Latvian bheered me the fuck up

Like, how is it fucking possible they bounce that much

She's also got a nice arse too

Another impossible to know stat: Lifetime legit (You)'s generated

games or show?

you are excruciatingly boring

Games

me? in the millions

on the cans aren't i?

Books.

what genre?

good boy

UK Border Force is such a rorke-coded show

italian

grim alkie cunt

raping my arse with a poo

8 year old with a full face of makeup and a $9,000 van cleef bracelet. The games gone

so is police interceptors

i liked them

mmm... a NEKKER *winks at the camera*, gotta be

So this is rorke (thinking his best)

going to do washinguptoil then scarf a canister from the refridgerooni
love both of them
and motorway cops, all of em
je suis rorke

ugly af

the yardidem coverin katie's modesty with shein knickers

um hi rorkeypops

Might go to the shop, buy a few cans, play Balatro while listening to a Terry Pratchett novel, have a wank to that tomboy bint I know from art club. (Will be asking her out when I have my life in order ok? I'm not a loser or something aha x)

exactly the sort of dross that would interest a froggy frogposter on /brit/
no offense

can't explain it but he looks like mark from peep show

meanie >:O

um…hi rorke!!!!

tf is an "art club"

hate hate HATE canslad

you envy him

I'm suffering, how about you?

but lad is it the BIGG hate?

four burritos down the ruud gullet

So this is Rorke

absolute twat isn't he
can guarantee i'd hate him IRL

no I don't envy an alcoholic fenian halfwit

think people are going a bit far with the canslad hate to be honest

uh huh honey

average about 800 calories a day
no wonder I never have energy to do anything

Addicted to pink floyd like i'm 17 again

leftypol washing his rice

Also, lads, I got the cans!
WAHEYYYYY

Yes, I suffer every day

rorke soaking his chips

Any of you lads involved in any nefarious crimes? Wouldn't mind getting involved in some myself

canslad is obviously another poster turning on a VPN when he wants to do his shite gimmick. question is who? probably heathermongo

alri gchqlad

NCAlad onamadone

listening to r.e.m.

you vastly overestimate heathermong's mental faculties

must be coming down with summit, feel like absolute shit

ktim, had dsotm, meddle and wywh on today

the cucked responses to this are incredibly telling
may every one of you pedophiles get the jihadi neighbors you richly deserve

Dogberg on an airborne one

ktim for the past 6 months
suspect i either have diabetes or cancer but cbarsed to go doctors

going to watch the footy using my dad's discovery+ account tonight

animals is the best pink floyd album
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
what everyone who doesn't actually like pink floyd says

Full sapport

Meetup on hapag lloyd

the raped

BBC News showing live footage of a fucking chimney in Vatican City

Riveting footage of an inanimate object

for me it's wish you were here

this cunt uniornically watching the news
what are you my dad?

ktim im going away for a couple of days and ive already bought booze for sunday in case the shops are shut when i fly home

I hate The Wall

I like to stay informed of world events

new pope is a blackie

can't listen to pink floyd anymore because I was cringely obsessed with them at 15
still partial to a bit of syd's solo stuff

mousenonce should be the next pope

don't think it would be wise to have a pope with nonce in his name

objectively, dsotm is the best pink floyd album
its not my favourite, but it is "the best"

HIS name IS mouseposter.

call him the poo-pe

mousemaster

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to uni in August. She went to Lincolnshire, he went to UCL. So, she decides to take the train down to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a freshers night, the first week of uni, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else

didn't need to post that did you

hingetoill halts for no man...

what I surmise about this post is that it's something concerning Steve and his gf Samantha

spending my evening watching a chimney even though i dont care

heathermong loves to spread his freakish ocd onto others

egypt was a black land
king tut was a black man

There is a seagull on top of the Sistine Chapel roof

The most interesting thing about BBC News right now

got almost all the pink flyod vinyls from my dad
should probably give them a listen

you're watching a chimney?

new pope has emerged lads

well said

Billy Connelly just died :(

dont need to watch the news because i get live updates from you boring bastards

shut the FUCK up nigger

heatheryank is indeed a vpn poster but his autistic hatred for alcohol and severe ocd means he couldn't possibly pretend to be an old alcoholic

just how over is it for higher education?

regal seagull

only in the west

NEW POPE HAS BEEN DECIDED LADS

some ghibli that chicken jockey image

Hes from the dark continent right ?

I'll be honest folks. I think Catholicism is a collection of fake and gay bullshit and arbitrary rules.

And they've lost all moral argument long ago with their collection of kid diddling priests. They failed to set an example or hold up moral standard.

So the Pope then is just another random old white dude with no spiritual power in reality. He gets sick and dies like any other man. It's just a random old dude presiding over fake and gay bullshit.

I don't see how the church plays any role in modern times. It's just ritual and ceremony. nothing more. I just don't fucking care about the new Pope.

Put on your white robes and have fun guy.

all those high falooting expensive yank universities were always bullshit lol this just proves it
how do you think all the students that only got in because of affirmative action were able to pass?

the election of the pope is quite possibly one of the least important elections in the entire world

I've made a big mistake

don't really care mate to be honest
bit of a shame that isn't it?

alri stalin

this anti-elf propaganda I'm watching is working on me

cared enough to have yanks unfiltered and even reply to one

true

What level of schizo do you have to be on to believe this bro Lol

WHERE'S THE FUCKING SMOKE

um

right well thats a blokes arsehole and bollocks with semen dripping out

werid looking fanny

no say the same about jews

might not be semen

now*

it is rorke it is

wonder if this seagull knows they're on telly

dogberg rolled around in a dead animal carcass by the river and smells terrible even after an extensive bath fucks sake

leftypol putting beans in his chilli

why are yanks so hellbent on dying in car accidents

rorke squeezing some lemon on his fish

the lunatics dont have MOTs. very strange

baffling posts

this is what Diego actually believes lol

you know that yank cars don't have amber indicators?
they use red indicators, with red brake lights
fucking mental cunts, the lot

latin women feet

got some good posts lined up but waiting for the new one xxx

you don't though

belgium gone into the filter in anticipation of his absolutely dog shit posts

that's subjective

okay but they better be good this time

thailand has african levels of road fatalities

wtf

off to bed to watch the footy on laptop 1 and britpost on laptop 2

having a poo

hope arsenal lose

for tea?

you didnt have that flag filtered?

leftypol putting his baked beans in a little bowl on his plate

cronem off to bed katy 1 boppin on soul pole katy 2 kissing cronem

hope you prove me wrong

rorke and leftypol are full human beings not stereotypes you bigot

ktim

leftypol eating tuna

leftypol screaming that he's a real human boy with feeling just like you to rorke

is this one of your good posts?
sure doesn't look it

rorke filling his yorkshire pud with gravy

Average ukraine supporter

rorke putting ice cubes in his water

leftypol eating two weetabix

rorke eating cereal with no milk

ktim
with some raspberries on top

rorke and leftypol on a normal one apparently just to fill up this thread so we can get to the good posts in the new

mad how good the kinks were

leftypol eating his crisps normally
rorke tilting the bag into his mouth

i just wanna fuck ~~

as the browning of the west progresses, lgbt rights will slowly disappear

not that big of a fan desu
gotta give them another try but found their albums tedious
maybe just wasn't in the right mood

No they will just turn the browns gay

Burger and chicken on the way
Dirty bulking here we go

Ohhhh Rorke
Oh Rorke
Rorke
Ohhh Rorke

very obvious when most of the thread is one spammer when it tapers off at the end
he just can't "waste" his previous posts on an old no siree can you imagine that?