JC Penney edition
/brit/
Not gay but there's something pure sexy about massive bollocks
Ukrainians aren't white
it looms for toil freaks
it doesnt loom for me because i'm a NEET god
Russia is the Asiatic communist horde. They're literally sending Koreans and Buryats to kill white Europeans, while countries like India support them.
sharty is objectively better than Anon Babble why did all of you crawl back to this shithole to be right under janberg's thumb again
little worms the lot of you
honking banter mate, get a grip
Went to one of these at the weekend. Was kino
I pay tax for thee
Ukrainians aren't white
Mine swell up a bit when I haven’t wanked in days
molesting myself
just go back, la
corrr love booths me wish I had one near me
It was shite because mongs kept forcing us to use IDs
Not gay but this post gave me a pure stiffy like
do you ever think the word molestation is like a station for moles
the yardidem coverin katie's modesty with shein knickers
Don't get why yanks post here tbqh
lol
engaging in some schadenfreude
ok albert einstein
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
need a hobby, seriously
any suggestions for something i could pick up, like, right now? i don't mind spending a bit of money. bored out of my mind
Absolutely screaming at how fucking stupid those two Sycamore Gap tree fellas are.
painting
yank horse racing is always late to start
wank postponed until Anon Babble gets it together
I like JC penney
Pick a war and learn about it
a wank could very well be on the cards but alas I wanked already at 13:00 GMT so i'm currently deliberating with myself whether it is or isn't on the cards
Calligraphy
Farted and it stinks of shite
simping for onlyfans whores
any 'jong man in?
yardidem finding a pair of shein knickers in the back of the cupboard and coverin katie's modesty with them
Wanking
haha weight watchers has gone bankrupt
It's not on the cards.
it's mental some of the shit they're coming out with
*spinning bird kicks through the thread, knocking you over*
speening birt keek!
stamp collecting
join your local tennis club
Imagine fucking some 16 year old twink up the arse and telling him what a bender he is as he moans with each thrust. Think that would be pretty hot
Germans legalized drugs and
have made
human milk common in stores
Amazing isn't it
Their lawyers must be going fucking mental
why are arsenal such a bunch of blue balling cunts
stopped reading at twink
I think we all learned an important lesson here today
mental how i can drink and goon all day with no negative consequences while wagies stress over deadlines and aren't allowed to do what they want most of the time lmao
Oh that's right I forgot it was early April and we have to sail through the Northern Atlantic ocean which is full of icebergs at this time
AAAAAAHHHHHH I'M SUCH A RUNT
you guys are so lucky to have brexited no more slav scum, we're full to the brim of evil ukie, polak and bulgar slavshit among yugos and other nonsense scaring out our based sout asian, black, arab and muslim bros.
fucking fuming need irexit right now
drink and goon all day with no negative consequences
is this nigger serious
free r kelly
hatewatch: successful :)
Well lads?
Where the money come from though?
why did you lie earlier
SS marschiert in Feindesland
the government xx
Congolese warriors sprinting into the the Gherkin ready for night shift
you can go back to britfeel now
no idea how you've found this place but you're clearly from there
In 24 hours, I’ll be ~6 hours into a 36 hour goonathon and deeeeep in my gooncave
Physically, I’m still at work, sending emails and trading chats and clicking those keys.
Mentally, I’m 24 hours in the future, deep in my goon cave, and I’m already 100mg+ of edibles and dozens of bong rips and pen hits in, and gooned the FUCK out to endless, filthy porn, on two large TV’s, a projector on the wall, and tablet in front of me, goonstick aching for release from fucking my fleshlight all goddamn day, and I’m gonna keep going until midnight.
I can’t wait to fall down the discord+Reddit goon hole and not look back for a whole day and a half.
NNNNNGGGHHHHHHH
beautiful romani women want to have sex with me
Michael Caine says the rapid rise of Warburtons over the past 20 years has been nothing short of phenomenal.
“They’ve made Hovis look like absolute cunts,” he chuckled
when?
What drugs did they legalize
i'm not depressed so i dont need to go to an incel board?
Congolese warriors
pic related
P$G 2 goals up on the night
It's over
Any of you lads called Liam?
meeeeeeental how it’s just normal for people to pay £300-400 + a month for an average car
I dated a black girl and her face looked like Pepe the frog's when she smiled.
*threatens even a meagre penny of your government bennies*
well you're clearly an incel so surely an incel board is up to your speed?
for me it's creamola foam. reminds me of a day trip to millport when i was a kid
I dated a black girl
Are you Irish diaspora?
color ain't right
when you said you had good posts lined up for the new then made the same dogshit ai slop spam posts you make every day?
More of a mother's pride man myself
I'd hazard you're very depressed
but anyways, fuck off back to the cesspit you're from
willingly passing over thousands of pounds every year to the automobilesteins
No thanks
Know a lad who's paying 500 for a tiguan mad and mental
i dont hate women and i've had sex before i decided to live life as an autism neet gooner xx
you seem mad at my choice to live like this.
based
not nice of you is it
they really have
warburtons are the go to
any man in that ever had a pass out orgasm?
leftypol buying penne pasta
Do they own it at the end?
Nope
What's wrong with that?
and what's wrong with that mate
paid 300 a month for my audi
own it now, mind
id love a new car but the only way i can do that right now is on finance and i refuse to do that. suppose i'll have to save up for fucking years.
and i've had sex before i decided to live life as an autism neet gooner
gonna cry lil ziedy?
oh my days you actually are from r9k you pathetic freak, lmfao at your existence
get the suicide done
penne pastacord
rorketini pasta
ktim when i passed my test and the car insurance premium went up
rorke outraged at the notion of him buying penne pasta making him a leftypol
holy corrr
giz a source
dont know what this is from but you do know that angela white is the most popular porn star in the world right? she's famous, even your dad has had wanks to her stroking congolese cock.
Timmy's crush LOL
Audis are just BMW wannabes
Me? Tortellini.
but im not ziedy?
Listen, I can't grow facial hair on my cheeks.
heathermongoose haha
Her face is objectively ugly
you will kill yourself in the next few years
screaming
rorke going mental that the PIP is going to an autistic gooner rather than his gf of ten years who cant work due to a "bad back"
Gooner bros...
I don't wanna-be an asian drug dealer, thats why i bought the white man's car.
leftypol putting mushrooms in his bolognese
Genuinely when I worked in London everybody hung out with everybody except the English lads were neeks only talking to other English and were really timid when talking to anybody else, what's with that?
Seen better looking slags in the local shithole nightclub
As if we needed more confirmation of heathermong being a weird freak
Watched Beau Travail earlier. Might join the French Foreign Legion now.
pooing sideways
I'm not an autistic gooner
I've actually never gooned
I don't understand the idea behind it
did the multimillionaire footballers beat the multimillionaire footballers?
Audis are the drug dealer cars now though. White men drive Jaguars.
you are though
bizarre that you still deny it
did team a beat team b?
maybe youre one of those unpleasant irish who are rude to brits for historical things that nobody remembers or cares about,and your gay
xG gotta be the biggest meme in the last few years.
more like faguar now, am i rite
Respectfully, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Did you hang out with the coloured lads?
I've noticed that Irish/Irish diaspora always hang out with browns
The most successful pornstar of all time is ugly? You okay there mate?
Don't feel like killing myself, I love waking up getting paid 500 quid to wank my dick to nasty porn. You seem jealous mate.
How many nasty slags just do it for the love of the craft though?
I love waking up getting paid 500 quid to wank my dick to nasty porn
where does the £500 come from?
fuck off heathermong you freak
Not a lefty
Ye
leftypol buying microwave rice
That's right
She has a dysgenic face
the English lads were neeks only talking to other English and were really timid when talking to anybody else, what's with that?
This is literally any group of people that have something in common.
ddskvgsdgv
weqgjv
eating peanut eminems
Had enough of heathersubhuman?
Come to Anon Babble where it's easy to filter him!
the actual heathermong posted SECONDS before him you idiot
are you actually a mong?
this is hm
Picture of a willy in that thread mate
think I'll post a knobby and say that it's rorke or something
Just told you lad, big daddy government.
My investments.
Mummy and Daddy.
What's wrong about what I said? Explain yourself.
They're both him
Literal retards lmfao
do you have any goals in life or is wanking to pixels everything you have
No thanks, I'm not gay.
No I won't you colossal fucking spongoloid.
Not going to explain myself or waste more time on this banal conversation.
BMW is the paki smack dealer car. It just is. End of.
angela white goon spammer is obviously not him just another deranged freak
£500 a day seems unlikely
Wanking isn't doing it for me anymore
rorke swearing at his saucepan as it bubbles over again (he cant stand cooking rice, foreign muck)
heatherpaedo is scared
how do I get money too?
you get £500 per week?
just for free?
spongoloid
piss off back to plebbit
don't care
not interested sorry
shan't
rather not
not arsed
do you have any goals in life
After my final breakup with my ex gf I decided to give up looking for love and just dedicate my life to porn.
The results are coming in, and so far it’s almost evenly matched
do I care? it's a boring retard spammer freak nigger aka heathersubhumanyank stfu with your dollhouse roster
Mad how our generation has the task of saving the white race.
until you inevitably kill yourself some time next year?
So are Audis, they currently have a thug image... end of
examinerlive.co.uk
Heathermong vindicated
Thoughts on my new watch lads?
left side is sexier on average
right side would win in a battle royale
lads
digital foundry just uploaded their analysis of the gta6 trailer
get in
Mozzarella sticks
why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
Irish people enjoy the company of brown people
gonna talk about your new video game with your mates on the playground tomorrow?
kek
team India utterly mogs team Pakistan thoughbeit
leftypol buying supermarket own-brand tinned tomatoes
Be born autistic, have rich parents who love you and invest that money well.
Why?
toil looms and i've got a hangover
fucking screaming he didnt even bother to edit out the (you)
What's wrong with that?
because you clearly have deep trauma from your ex that has made you turn to porn like some sort of perverted monk
No way Kojimbo supports Pakistan lol
Heathermong was right all along
im rorke and i do this
they're cheaper and the same quality and they're cheaper
how is this determined
sc eraing
got the lovefool nimi cover on
Feel bad for John Linneman, apparently he's been very unwell this year and he looks like he's aged about 10 years in the space of a few months.
I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it.
Cronem plush fucktoy
So all monks are deeply traumatised men?
I'd rather jerk off all day than work hard for someone's love, it's just not worth the effort.
they're cheaper and the same quality and they're cheaper
right well that's a girl with her massive knockers out
I'd rather jerk off all day than work hard for someone's love, it's just not worth the effort.
mental illness
get help
We're all in agreement the good guys lost ww2 right?
so you get your money from your parents, not from the government?
mogs this horsefaced barmaid slag
just had a straightwank to cocks
shein try on video
Arteta is such a lightweight football manager, Arsekek won't win anything with him in charge
been really appreciating r.e.m. recently
the fact is angela white's nipples are too small and if you find that attractive then you're a paedophile
screaming at that lad who went to paris for the psg v arsenal match
The amount of water I drink is inspiring
Not mentally ill, just a guy who knows what he loves doing and you're upset by that.
Both xx
trust the process bro. It's only been like 5 seasons since he took over and won nothing
I like Nightswimming and The Macewindu Sleeps Tonite
If I could change one thing about /brit/ it would be no bloody JFs allowed
Non whites have all moved to white countries, where are whites supposed to live? Should we move to their countries thay are now uninhabited or should we find a new planet to live on?
time for katy to leave the gherkin and let the next katy can come in
she crying she dun wanna leave
Isn't their singer some kind of nonce?
becoming a committed porn addict because of trauma from a previous relationship is indeed mental illness
Why are you all giving this gooner so much attention? He's jerking off to the (You)s you give him.
Brown dicks are supposed to live in white pussies
That was always the design and plan
need a shit but I think my female housemate's in the living room
not good this
Why does it upset you so much, mate?
north london: jewish
east london: irish
south london: black
west london: posh
airlines are using afghanistan airspace to bipass pakistan for safety purposes
fucjing howling at this timeline
try shitting in the bathroom instead lad
she probably eats men's shit
OHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S HURT
are you howling
listening to System of a Down
they're actually good
always thought they were nu-metal
Is there anything more unmasculine than living with a female and not shagging her?
Martin Keown already making a list of excuses for Arseshit losing, desperately avoiding having to say that PSG are just a better team
Pathetic
avatarsignature
north london: black
east london: asian
south london: black and asian
west london: asian
just generated an image
What if you lived with an ugly woman that you feel no sexual attraction to?
lad she's about 15 stone
not a chance I would
fuck sake just huffed my dad's boxers
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE P0OOOOOOOOOOOOR/???
hello lover
lol
meant to say east london is black and asian. fucked it
well at least she isn't dead
any poo in there?
north london black?
she's your mum mate
playing sea of thieves alone
very narrowly missed a knock on the head
lucky she didn't break a leg
corr imagine
i ain't a fink, dig?
let people enjoy things
yeah well i enjoy hating what you like
. btfo
Sir Adolf Hitler
going on PIP de lads
I enjoy /brit/ threads with no spam :)
Girlfriendberg keeps farting and it's turning me off her
Yea bro!!
What's that word for where you wish you did something in the past but only so you have the skill now?
Like if i say "i wish I learned to played the guitar when i was younger" I don't mean i wanna learnt o play the guitar now, I just want to have the skill and utilise it without putting the effort in to get good
any overworked and undersexed man in
Does she realize she's doing it and doesn't care? grim
where's the new?
uhh hmm
been carrying this mentality for various things for many years and have absolutely no skills as a result
it would be early if it were here now
Imagine being undersexed in Australia bro. absolute state
that's called regret mate, would have thought you'd be familiar with it
can you put this in a way that isn't retarded?
it's called the Neo Matrix mindset where you just wish you could download stuff into your head instantly
kek
NEW
kind of but not exactly regret. I know past me never wanted to play the guitar so it's hardly an opportunity missed.
It's more about wishing the effort was already done so i can reap the reward now