emergency edish
/brit/
so this is the thread then
the grand high council of the parliamentary assembly of the lords spiritual and temporal of the /brit/ general have decreed it so, yes
alri thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
whats apnnennnnnnnnnnnnnn
sex with lauren faust
*flies through the thread at 100000000000000000000000 miles an hour and rapes your arse*
corr
diss absolute.most ridiculous fing i ever seen
Emma Watson’s been ripping toots all over the place.
saw a tiktok of a black lady cooking live crabs in an airfryer.
/bril/
baked beans propa sound middle class wen you call dem by their actual name
right ok
hello fellow brit sisies
vicious beasts
[Note: for legal purposes I am being ambiguous about whether I am referring to crabs or black people]
cheesed to meet you?
MENtal health
the clue's in the word, leftypol.
*throws you out the window*
Grow up
Yeah.
need to give her a rough pounding
Making a frittata and a green salad for the Mrs this fine morning
um well thats a guy so
Grow up
her
well im gay so
UM
13 y o g's
trans girl actually
um um UM
Was tempted to go for a drink alone in the pub but i remembered i'm an incel so i decided not to go
about to jump in the bath anyone want to join?
Boo. Boo the thread.
Boo to you, posters.
Boooo. Boo. Boo.
You are all really rubbish. Boooooo.
Boooooooo to all of you.
first time on the thread in three years
Are the an*me nonces still here
*rapes you*
Very nice mein bruder.
*sneaks up on you and lays a friendly hand on your shoulder*
ah for those halcyon days
no its much worse now
this temptation island on Netflix is pretty dank
got any autismo habits?
recently got a small pocket compass and like to take it out from time to time to see what direction i’m facing
Any coke snorting National Socialists in?
Hahaha hahaha
YES
Yes im in
why do old cunts pretend the world being in turmoil and conflict is a new thing and wasn't like 10 x worse back in their day?
Scrandemonium
Unironically yes
positioning my bollocks directly on miltant positions in the kashmir region
asian girl was eyeing me up in boots when I was hovering freakishly trying to find the right cold medicine
she was checking you were a physical threat. you weren't.
Wat?
/^Belgium$/;boards:int;op:no
/^Brazil$/;boards:int;op:no
/^Netherlands$/;boards:sp;op:no
/^Egypt$/;boards:int;op:no
Shocking
same but with addition of tunisia and russia
Alrite lads, just claimed an entire galaxy in the name of /brit/. its name will be Virginica Freakus
Insane how these filters have to be applied at a MINIMUM for /brit/ to even begin to be usable.
alri /brip/ im here now hows it foing
Chants of "No English" at pro-Pakistan protest in central London.
patting my cracker ass cat
Anyone remember /brit/ + /brot/
Just did a big sloppy hangover shit
orgasmic feeling once the muck is all put of you
religioun
I don't know what you are talking about
i know how the gays feel lol x
just found out sharon osborune is jewish, ozzy isn't (which makes sense since he was a proper povvo) but it is grim
loads of proper povvos were jews. slums were full of them for centuries.
leftypol kneeling on the side in solidarity
88% of Brussels’ population under the age of 20 is of foreign origin
been looking at israeli women and its ridiculous the ratio of beautiful women for a small country.
mad that the de-facto capital of the european union has lots of non-Belgians, crazy that
t. jew
outside of the religious black jacker wearing jews there are zero poor jewish ghettos in england in the 1950s onwards.
it's painful how many beautiful girls you see outside
I am muslim
witnessing the downfall of your society while knowing there's nothing you can do to stop it or even slow it down is infuriating
struggling with the existence of a creator in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
This is where I'd banish all the Australian posters
Just gotta keep you and your loved ones safe while trying to not become viral.
you have INFINITE land
you have INFINITE backup plans
people like alan sugar
anyone want a cola flavour calippo?
Sean Kingston speaks of this
Back in the USSR
Don't know how lucky (You) are
all of our land is owned by farmers, mining corporations or people
the days where you can just pack your stuff up, travel until you find a nice spot and build a homestead are long gone
need them
shitting some cum out of my dick
that's not enough
youtube.com
kanye admits being a cuck
and the latest from miss granger?
could absolutely demolish a big sloppy indian takeaway right now but none are open… *le sigh*…
merlin tv theme aha ha ha ha ha ha lolololol
Any sociology man in?
my cock is so fuckin small lol
they've all been conscripted
ktim
a lot of people are just very very very stupid. the types of people he’s talking about are very very very stupid and don’t have any sort of real understanding of the social dynamics at play when it comes to racism and privilege etc
all the ancient civilisations viewed astronomy as the queen of the sciences
niggers today be studying computer science and economics LOL
autism
Sit tight.
did a sensible chuckle at this
I don't even have to look at the sky to tell you're retarded
raping my arse with an artichoke
I am retarded but that is irrelevant to my post
Talk to me
You can't be oppressed! I'm heckin' oppressed
Don't care + he's br*wn
I am Jerusalem.
the webm that cured my homosexuality
Asked a guy at toil through teams to do something for me and he replied with "Sure, I will do thank you"
Why's he thankful to do more work
how long is your average wank?
Have to avoid the pro Palestine protest
Then avoid the pro Pakistan protest
Maybe then avoid the pro Ukraine protrest
Watch out extinction rebellion are about
30 mins
just enough
ok?
hes a cuck
Ok.
Dad?
alri lads hows it foing
might get a hsp in
Don't know wha to say
Test
hard smelly penis?
Where are these people coming from
I took sociology in sixth form and they clearly taught us that white working class boys are by far the class most fucked in terms of social mobility
got something cooking I hope you will all enjoy.... to be posted soonly
Those 2 were once both innocent children
thought they were the global majority now
What?
imagine teleporting her into a room full of chocolate thunderstick wielding men
imagine stopping a robber then remembering you can milk it for social media clout
nigga you need psychiatric intervention
anybody who eats a hsp is automatically a muslim by association
Don't know
women? no a fan
I was just testing it
Wat?
deeply unaustralian opinion
dont like muslims but still love their food. 2 things can be true at once
jsur ordered bing bing bap and a square sausage from the australian scotch fusion restaurant
sit down nigga
Cool
r u really Egyptian?
brushing up on the rules of this website
Yes.
What's with this Egyptian replying to every post
jobsworth
the beauty of the belgian male must be protected
you-know-who's latest epic gimmick
i filtered days ago
new thread mascot innit
Yes.
Tony Blair smells like sulphur
I can't keep up with the various celebrity posters. Are you referring to mousenonce?
Because some boards are containment boards. You're not supposed to post politics outside of Anon Babble either.
he means 190
not sure how that's mechanically possible considering he's dead but whatever
various
there's only a few and only one is famous for his vpn usage try and put two and two together mate I believe in you
Belgium
i was anally raped at glastombary festival by a gang of italians
belgium isnt in the uk
leftypol celebrating
mamma mia!
not seen ziedy today did he finally top himself
That is a board game.
think eveyrone has Anon Babble x and blocked him so he went mad, he should just go to /cum/
test
if you don't eat muslim slop, you're unaustralian
mohamed detected
It wasn't my move
test
have a day off rorke
no man is immune to slop
Who will choose the next pope? Me. I am. I am making my final decision at this very moment. You will know my decision by the end of the next hour.
still feel tired after having two coffees today
think i'm dying
I saw it.
quite simply need to shag her up her curryhole
Quite right
The slop calls to us all
Rule 9
Since when
Ban evasions usually get a month
By the eight!
wonder if she lezed off with billie eye lash
Feel like shit
Just want tobias back x
I've had enough.
who wouldn’t want to suck on her fat chebbers
shame about the face
what in tarnation
this
got an itchy throat can tell im gonna be sick tomorrow
its fucking OVER!!!!!!!!!!!
insane amount of airbrushing
She is right you know?
Getting this evening's Collative Learning
I got something you can itch the back of your throat with x
shagging the holes in a block of swiss cheese
Spaki dogshit zinger
someone should kill this old bag
how can immigration be both a benefit and a punishment?
depends on what type of halal snack :)
honestly wonder what goes through the heads of these sheltered freakazoid gigaliberals when they post this shit
even regular leftoids think they’re fucking freaks
The human species is a parasitic group. It never gives only takes. Sex
hands smell like garam masala
you think patrick ever fucked on those holes in spongebobe
they don't want it to actually happen they want upvotes for being inclusive and showing the bloody racists
bellend smells like whiskas
New trade deal with our good mate india! Get in. Apparently they dont have to pay NI if they come work here corr
business idea airdrop fertility drugs on india and africa to hasten the worlds collapse
and what does britain get out of this trade deal?
Indian chefs and yoga instructors don't pay for NHS x
rorke and the sweltering summer of 2025
Cheap indian workers! (For big multi national companies)
country's cooked
putting the heating on
nan’s been blacked lads
Need to get out of this shithole
just sold england by the pound
You lads ever have those days that are just shit for no particular reason?
I still respect you.
its 15 degrees
bruh
Simpson-Pusey
Had a dumpster fire full of tabs on my browser but I've gotten a full night's sleep and had some coffee, I am ready to approach the task anew with a fresh brain. I am ready to begin processing and closing the tabs
did a poo and tried to wash my bum afterwards by positioning it over the bath and spraying it with the shower head but it just sprayed all over my jocks :(
I was impressed.
just waiting...... waiting..... for the eventualy so called 'new'
no Pakistani ever called me incel
Nah we gonna throw all that in the dumbster
you'll be waiting a long time pal
this is the last ever /brit/
surely not!
The system is bigger than me.
Just waiting for the week to end... then the month... then the year... then the decade... then the next... and so on, until I'm dead.
if lady gaga was a porn star should would be called lady gagger
I am happy now.
if rorke was a gay prostitute he'd be called rorke
couple man in here I wouldn’t mind smacking up proper
if you were a porn star you'd be called lady gagger
I get you.
me I'm a lollygagger
omg meee! *bends over*
I wanted to find this funny, I really did
I want Emma Watson to fart on me.
ok rorke
Sure.
and what if she did? Then what?
*no one laughs*
if your homeboy came out as gay would you start fuckin him
I’d sniff it up.
just earned my compulsive masturbation is caused by ocd
Then.
don't understand your gimmick that you just post one word responses to anything that don't mean anything, don't understand the joke
get the fuckers tax exempt NOW!!!!!!!
Detain. Deport.
harvested slag
Ok.
yes
Would make a new but don't want to be out of line
I also fear the "dogshit yank edition" obligatory post
It’s a bot.
weak "people" like you are the reason why this society is going to the dogs
curious how gingerpedo stopped spamming after the shutdown
get the /brot/ made
hope he legitimately killed himself lol
your tact is appreciated, thank you for understanding
new NOOOOOW