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gooning

Second for Pakistan and Palestine.

semen

man these neo nazis sure are weird looking these days!

Shikamori thread
Romcom thread

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The Ventrue exclusively embrace aristocrats, politicians, businessmen, lawyers, etc. They were leaders before they were vampires.

neo nazi

Indian male

satanic symbolism

???

Stopped after 2 episodes

romcom anime helped me realize i'm trans

FREE FREE KASHMIR

I'll take two

How will Ontario survive an India-Pakistan war?

Free from what?

these aren't neo-nazis these are the psychopaths who make teenage girls cut themselves on discord

If you possessed reading comprehension skills it would be obvious to you that I am conservative. But you're a projecting neurotic loser and deeply want the opposite to be true to confirm your personal biases.

it's a strange strange world we live in

Indian settler-colonialism and imperialism

why are you so mad, lil bro?

Thank God I didn't play VTMB until I was an adult. If I played it in my teens I would have killed myself from wanting it to be real so fucking bad.

Just won a debate.

I sure hope india doesn't stop pakistan from receiving foreign aid

no you didn't + you're obese

Not eating the bait but I will be eating your mother's pussy. Goodnight.

where are the funny india news station videos with all the graphics and stuff

debate loser scurries off to bed in disgrace! sad!

How do I get a job?

very carefully

Join the military or get a job at a fast food chain!

I tried that

implying any youtube comments under any political video is real

I still want it to be real. Brian Johnson might even accidentally make it real.

Follow ICE around and offer your services to any business that just lost their workers

here in canada we have plum sauce with our chicken tendies

Have you tried pondering? Maybe even do a little meditatio

you know it's good because it has those flakes of whatever the fuck

You literally can't get a GPT to make comments like this. This is real. These are original and fascinating combinations of punctuation and alphanumerics

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Chili seeds

Trump won...

Rate lad

...at the retard contest.

and americans lost

If you think that is schizobabble then you should check tiktok, especially since trump started tariffing china
Absolute most insane schizo shit youll ever see

...on opposite day

my PR on bench 275 lbs. for 1 rep max

i need to bench more

literally any youtube comments section about canadian politics is genuinely batshit insane. it's either bots or the average person truly is a retarded monkey.

Why do schizos love DJT so much anyways? I've been seeing some new lib schizos like that guy who was accusing Vance on Twitter but they seem to be drawn magnetically to the big T

lets hear your comment

sex

Why do schizos love DJT so much anyways?

what lol
its popular belief on reddit that Trump staged the assassination attempt where that guy was shot while shielding his wife and daughter from the gunfire and another woman got shot in the arm
Normies just can't handle the internet and schizophrenia is becoming more common place because of it

Spinster

Anyone listening in 2025?

Doesn't it make you sick how much you can hurt someone you love?

trump wants to leave a legacy so bad but his legacy is going to be being a retard and the worst president in american history

this but the opposite

i am spinster

Sliced my finger open today with an xacto knife today. I fear that when I remove the bandage in the morning to change it the wound will open again. That's what happened during the first bandage change.

superglue

Tabletop games are a dangerous hobby

Jason, Urkel, Goshcel, and Footkraut

considering taking my meds

Sit on my face, doll

get it wet first maybe

Indeed, I plastic glued a model to a base and had to use a knife to chop her off the base. It wasn't working so I pushed hard, clean through the plastic and into the flesh.

Paying for content engagement online should be illegal. It undermines capitalism

anime is fucking aryan and germanic

i make 8k a month in donations streaming

I alone am the honored one

Maybe you need a chisel

I have discovered that the grateful dead aren't good

Reading xianxia cultivation shit translated from Chinese

Female character talks about how she wants to cultivate and be strong like men

Wise instructor character tells her it isn't possible and to stfu

She doesn't do anything else for the rest of the story

I need to use superglue for gluing to the bases, so if I need to remove it I can freeze the model and snap it off. Plastic glue makes a better seal because it melts the plastic into itself at the joint.

how about the grateful head

how about the grateful bed and i go to sleep

Moooooooo

That's what your mom gives me
Dad joke

To remove glue safely, i mean

get in a heated argument with a leftist

call them retard

they get genuinely offended and as you to not use that word

why does it seem like its the n-word for leftists?

Indeed

People always get offended the most over shit that applies to them. Like calling fat people fat or trannies a tranny

I just ate 10 chicken tenders, a large fry, and large onion rings
my big belly is poking out so much
it feels like I'm going to burst!

no snacks in this piece of shit house

lol

yeah but the bears or whatever are cute so I tattooed them on my body

The retard word isn't nearly as common outside of the chan (i call it the chan) and people aren't desensitized to it

I just ate 10 chicken tenders, a large fry, and large onion rings

my big belly is poking out so much

it feels like I'm going to burst!

better wake up momberg and tell her to get her shit together

my mom's fucking dead dude

Spinster is the snack

They're not actually offended, that's just how leftist retards shut down conversation

Do you think passively listening to certain kinds of music will actually make you smarter?

that explains it

sure if it's something smart like melodic death metal

*Hugs*

this youtuber proudly took the Vaxx

he got a blood fungus infection that he will never fully recover from

do faggots really?

rip to everyone who died

except the haters and the losers

electronic music depending on the BPM
stimulates the brain

Your momberg is my slampigberg

momberg is my tugpig

i hope you mean hugpig

Bunch of fagbergs itt

Anon Babble is like the hood
You gotta be ready to go from 0 to 100 in an instant or your ass ain't gonna make it

no one here is white?

getting hand relief from mommy is fun and healthy

A Cautionary Tale: After my successful prolapse surgery 11/24, I didn't pace myself and went wild with daily fisting. Today, I'm having a second prolapse surgery. Please fist sparingly. X Van

I wish I could turn my brain off and enjoy self published schlock

He's from Iceland. He's an albino who skies to school.

There ain't no colors but the cribs and the bloods, dawg

yo represent, homie

My wife is a special ed teacher and she would actually be fired for saying it in basically any circumstance

Don't yuck his yum

divorce her

speaking of which, i keep seeing migatards comment on alberta

Okay? I could easily beat your wife up if I wanted to.

Crips*

Meanwhile on Anon Babble

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And yet Anon Babble jannies can say it
Oops

blood fungus infection

Thats a new one. I'll have to add that to the list of totally real things that vaccines really give you for real

cribs

lol you're in a gang for babies

Some guy once injected psilocybin shrooms into his bloodstream and died
Alright, i'm not really from the hood

LOL

i always fuck up by drinking a lot on an empty stomach and then eating a big meal, permanently ruining my buzz

i'm not really from the hood

nah you're from the bonnet!

LOL

Where can I find a woman like this

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fat camp

kpop convention

Vile

Anon Babble

Bonnets aren't even a thing here...

yeah well... shut up

She's unattractive but feeding into her insecurity would turn me on. Am I evil?

Do you guys think bulma still lets yamcha hit sometimes just for old times sake?

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im tired

You WILL care about the war when indians and pakis are fighting on the streets of your cities

Pakistan said that if their existence as a country is threatened they are going to nuke the entire planet

can't wait to die because of brown inbred retards

They have less than 200 nukes right now
The US detonated over 900 nukes less than 100 miles from las vegas and they were fine. Obviously they could target very specific areas for maximum damage, but they could never nuke the entire planet

Conclave starts today. Rooting for my boy, Macrons worst nightmare.

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My favorite Taco stand had to move because of construction, so here I am.

Tiktok told me that nukes don't actually exist and it's all a psyop

Hello frens, I am currently on vacation here and my rich cousin is trying to match me with her friend daughter.

Her daughter 19 and i’m 30, feels like I would get a shitload of flack if I pursue this. Should I just leave it be? We are suppose to go on a group trip to thailand later this month.

She kind of looks like this girl.

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Damn. Where will you find another taco stand in mexico?

bodied that freak

Idk, get a girl my age from the states, it just looks bad i’m 11 years older than her. Normal in Cambodia but I feel like I would be crucified here in the USA.

Who the fuck cares what people think do it

Is that the super conservative chud African cardinal or the other African cardinal?

i fucked her

How would I go about getting a girl from Cambodia? Are they cute?

There used to be a really bomb Greek restaurant near me that made 10/10 donaires. I miss that place.

I had about the same age gap with the girl, and nobody noticed

I saw some mid-50s guy on the street today holding hands with a 20 year old bimbo

Some cute some not, they are on average more skinnier than american girls for sure.

Titties?

Finally got a goil to like me award.

Congratulations retardo, pics?

i fucked her award

Thanks bro. I hope you take a chance and get with the girl. It could be the best decision of your life

I'm not posting a photo of her on this godforsaken site but she's a fatty who wears glasses and most importantly is incredibly white hahahhaha SCOREEEEE.

You think things are stable, but one american claiming that a group of canadians shoved a bottle up his ass would plunge the entirety of north america into chaos

Are you black or brown or indian?

would you date a cute guy even if he didn't have an iphone?

Bs more likely, some Cs.

Most women won't date broke guys. Most android users are poorfags.

eggs are under 5 dollars at costco again. america is healing.

My knives cost more than my phone

Let that sink in

I'm Anglo.
My Android phone was $2,000 CAD (financed).

costco is short for cost company

proof?

Eggplains why i haven't heard anything about eggs lately

even if eggs go up like a dollar, who gives a shit that's a massive percent increase but doesn't matter. explains why it was such a stupid tactic the dems and retardleaf had

What kind of meat do you cut with your knives? Have you ever gutted a fish with them?

Just buy a dozen of baby chicken and produce your own eggs. The egg industry fears the domestic chicken farmer.

Americans are retarded. They pay a fee so can they can buy their goyslop at shops like Cosco.

The only fish i have cut with my folding knives is dried fish
Small price to pay for a civil place to shop

KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD

good distraction from her healthcare scandal desu

also will an albertan ever manage to justify this beyond "muh oil"

do they even have a culture?

leftists in canada try to deflect just like american leftists

lmfao you can NOT make this stuff up!

also will an albertan ever manage to justify this beyond "muh oil"

Hard work and respect, unlike the rest of "Canada"

all i'm seeing is a bunch of cultureless whiny babies crying that their execrable candidate didn't win

seriously PP has that "i want to shove him into a locker" energy

execrate my fuckin balls

The Albertan people deserve respect! The rest of Canada is ripping them off.

yeah yeah whatever, fag

quebec had more of a reason to separate than you EVER will. how does that make you feel? get real.

separate my fuckin balls

Trump said there will be big news either this weekend or early next week.
Can't wait, I'm excited. Hopefully they go after people aiding illegals

BC and Alberta are brothers.

This will be another nothingburger.

Mmm... burger

Says the calf German

German-Americans like Trump make me feel ashamed of my fellow brothers in the New World.

would you like him better if he praised allah every other sentence

they are on average more skinnier

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FOOD, POORFAG.

You don't need to look that far to find embarrassing germans

albertans would never admit everyone in fort mac is from newfoundland or the maritimes

If he were a Muslim he wouldn't at least suck Israeli cock so much.

Most android users are poorfags.

That's just perception. There's Android phones that are more expensive that iPhones now. When I bought my Fold 4, it was more expensive than any other phone on the market.

it seems like every other person i know went there to work at some point too. their "fuck you, got mine" attitude is getting really old.

Israel did nothing wrong

fuck you i got nothing

tf
tp

Fuck me i got yours

If your factory farms couldn't even make them inexpensive, then it represents a bigger problem that the average person isn't educated enough to properly express.

The average Canadian anon in this general is so much more educated than the average American anon.

True dat but nobody of them has so much power as him.

eggs are back to their normal price after biden killed all the hens. capitalism wins again, demoSHITS LOSE again, redditleaf LOSES again

lolol

True dat but nobody of them has so much power as him.

why are germans so powerless, weak and infantile?

Assuming you have the storage space, the small fee is easily recovered. My parents have been buying bulk cleaning supplies and toilet paper there for years, and they save more than the fee. Once you start buying bulk meats, cutting, vacuum sealing, and freezing them, then you get into the real savings.
You can cut your meat costs down by thousands, if you have a large freezer.
Costco is a great store, you just can't be a poorfag to reap the benefits.

Time to sm0nk sum w33d

A german calling German-Americans embarrassing is a bit ironic considering germans are known for having the largest scat fetish scene in the world...
It's no coincidence Scheiße is probably the most known german word world-wide

You cut out eggs off after WWII. No most Germans have low test and erectile dysfunction.

nhl would be so much better if they brought back stick fighting

you just can't be a poorfag to reap the benefits.

Their continued success depends on them keeping the poorfags at bay as much as possible.

also, your parents probably had the black membership card and didn't actually end up paying anything for their membership

ß

How did you type that letter or did you just copy that word?

nobody cares about your box marts
fucking sharts

How did you type that letter

I am American.

Executive, and they go to customer service to pay to renew. They're just smart enough to do basic math, and can afford to buy in bulk.
There's no reason to not have a costco membership, unless you live in a postage stamp apartment, or are a poorfag. The average household would save more than enough money.

The character "ß" is a German letter called Eszett or sharp S. It's pronounced as a single "s" sound, similar to the "s" in "see". In English, it's often replaced by "ss" when the letter is unavailable.

SS

US egg prices are generally lower than canadian prices, but they are experience larger fluctuations because of the massive ampunt of chickens that get culled when a disease makes it to each factory farm

Brown American hands can't type real German letters like ä, ö, ü or ß.

Good thing I'm whiter than you muhammad

how come every germoid but FK is a total left wing wanker who wants to talk about politics? does being a vassal state of the US really make them that crazy?

No, most "white" Americans have native or black ancestors like Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren.

Rudoph Heß/HeSS was a high ranking Nazi.

No, most "white" Americans have native or black ancestors

No they don't, where did you hear such an obvious lie?

Most "white" germans have turkish ancestry

German mainstream media is more Anti-Trump than CNN or other leftleaning American tv stations.

A lot of Southerners at least have some negro blood in them.

Only 15% of Americans and 7% of Canadians mix races. That's all possible options of mixed races, not just white mix.
The majority of people say that they'd marry anyone, so long as they find love, but when you look at the stats, most people don't actually.

he shares half a haplotype with us

kek, every time

Turkish and Arab people are considered white in your country. So what's the problem?

German mainstream media is more Anti-Trump than CNN or other leftleaning American tv stations.

well that's pretty stupid but also do you guys realize nobody but boomers watches "the news" anymore?

Hey now our farmers aren't so poor as to resort to bottles. They could easily afford the finest of prostate massagers

Remember, German politics think that the AfD are unironic Nazis.

I gotta get up in 30 minutes

On second thought, it's probably better they stay as vassals of the USA.

Obviously they are in yours too

India and Pakistan are warring and you’re laughing?

We can sleep peacefully knowing this fact is keeping war and genocide at bay

Maybe they'll kill each other completely.

No...

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nothing burger

Trannies are pedos. We already knew.

Nobody in Europe except Anons or lefties who copy American identity politics uses concepts like whiteness.

Is there an Anon here?
I've got your nothingburger with no happening sauce and a side of lies

lefties who copy American identity politics

So almost all of europe?

thanks, have you remembered to put in the disinformationpickles?

Most people don't care much about politics. They are too busy with their everyday lives.

Here at NothingBurger you never get what you asked for

everything has gotten so much worse in the last five years it's not even funny

Then why did your country spend a large portion of the last few months protesting a rocket man from America

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Germans literally think Elon musk who held a speech about the evils of anti semitism and nazi-ism outside of Auschwitz with the european jewish association, is a nazi because he held out his palm

Tesla is mostly losing market share because there are now better alternative ev from other companies.

the EU was an irrelevant market for tesla to begin with, but that's now what I asked

Taking a few shots before work

What kind of job can you do drunk? Don't you have to drive to your workplace?

Kobe!

Practising for a work place shooting?

Wasn't the initial leak that it was a black man and latina or something

Dunno about no leak, but this image is from the first trailer

About to make some pizzas

Quebec niggas call him Bob l'Éponge

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pizza for breakfast

quintessentially american

it's another "pay for same-day delivery only for my order to come end of day the day after" episode

absolutely nauseating that amazon has such a grip on digital shopping

Didn't say I was going to eat them you sickly little canadian

y'ever get out of the shower and then fart so bad you have to hop back in for a rinse?

I'm siding against whichever country flag the libtards put in their profile name

do you work in a pizzeria?

No but I make my own dough and sauce

Woodpeckerberg just clocked in for his 6am knocking

nice, are you making one of those fancy high hydration doughs?

no that would be shit for pizza

Started farting up a storm.