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How do I get out of this piece of shit life?
your gif is incorrect
you just proved my point
Hey fellas, I'm from the United States.
Scarface is a great movie for its cinematography and al pacinos acting. But the story isn't that good.
you just proved my point
Ah yes, the best way to maintain American hegemony is turn our economy into one that resembles a failing third world shithole.
Who's mid prostitute is this
For dinner; some boiled chicken, some cocaine, and some Pepsi
she's mine
memba these?
Ya, I don't usually go south enough to see it, but I came off some single track that took me to a road at the top of a hill and saw this. Had to stop check out the view
they weren't very good
the kids who had Dunkaroos in their lunch always had pillhead moms and violent hockey dads
Kafka trap
Do you guys piss into the toilet or into the sink?
Get a load of my new digs
Gypsy Crusader is a white nationalist hero according to many white nationalists even tho he's brown
this dude's in a gundam
I don't. My parents were very respectable working class Americans, they got me dunkaroos once a week on Friday.
white nationalists are clowns, news at 11
looks cool
75 replies on my thread on Anon Babble...I've hit the big time
It's a mobile crane, but it's the fanciest one I've ever operated. It's a rental and brand new. The one I'm used to operating is old and clapped out
reported
how is it on your back?
Did you know that we can see your face in the reflection lol
penis
i'd rather kms than do this for a living
china bad
I have hundreds of DMs from women and men wanting to be my friend whenever I post myself because I am 6'8 and extremely attractive (high tier model). I have ten times more money than my peers. What is the point of lying about this?
the amount of women i've seen shitting and farting must be in the 1000's at this point
women are cute until they open their mouths and then you're like this is not what i signed up for
A US F-18 fighter jet was lost in the Red Sea after tipping off the flight deck of the Harry S Truman aircraft carrier, in the second such incident in about a week, two US officials said
Nice chair so not bad at all really
It's not something I do all day every day, but idk why you would think sitting in an air conditioned cab moving stuff around would be all that bad
he/him
india has my full support
if a job involves more than speaking and typing on the keyboard, it's too much work
slava bharat
fall sapaprt
pronouns in an e-mail signature
Thank you for letting me know you're trash and that I should avoid you at all costs.
this guy died March 2022 btw
gooning to this thread
It's really quite bizarre how right-wing schizo chuds have become so obsessed with us recently.
Right wingers have really gone off the rails and are basically an irredeemable bunch at this point.
i only care about the sexy canadian asian chicks and the sexy canadian indian chicks
Can't even call most of them chuds anymore, most of them here are civnat boomer types that fly Israeli flags outside their homes.
gonna start going on dates with women from Anon Babble and showing them my jason collection
Millze cillze sillzome plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch
Grim prospects for you bud
sounds comfy how do you get in?
tech support
Not this time
why? i'm a legal researcher for a big law firm. the most physically demanding work i do is walking from my car to the library. i'm quite happy with my choices.
do people actually have sex, I've never seen any evidence of it in real life and I'm starting to think it's a big psyop
You crawl in through the door, it's on the left side there. The control on the left lifts up and out of the way
the vast majority of office jobs fit that description, why specifically tech support?
i wish i could drink beer forever
really grim thread
how come we're not annexed yet
your parents had sex and the result was you.
i kind of just want to have sex with a woman
i'm holding them back
Hannah is literally perfect
they played us for absolute fools
military superiority
yeah but you couldnt tell because harems are prob more common than they've been since the 60s
That sounds boring as fuck
why did they decide to do that
why do I not get to have a harem
destiny was guest-starring at the atheists for liberty convention earlier, what was that about him being cancelled and irrelevant again?
If you don't eat, your body will devour itself until you die.
1/1000000 chance for a women to want to have sex with me, 1/2 i wont get get hard, 2/5 chance i wont cum, 2/5 chance i'll cum instantly
I enjoy reading and research so it's exciting for me.
how can i get a latina like pic related? help mexibros
last post on Anon Babble/int/ before sleep
this brazilian guy is blackpilled as fuck jfc nigga i'm sorry you have to exist like that
personally, my dream job would be being a political opposition researcher. i get to do what i do now but my work would have an actual impact on the world.
I forgot the question mark. apparently not tech support
He could literally lose his virginity in a hour to a prostitute. He does not suffer
are you actually an rapestiny fan or do I need to explain why he's losing $300,000 a month and isn't doing the big Democratic Party media circuit? he's back to play factorio watching drama slop in the corner of the screen.
ask them
about to smoke some weed lol
sorry if i post anything weird, i might be tripping balls haha
went to Anon Babble recently and noticed they reduced it to only 5 pages instead of 10
also noticed that now instead of 30% of the threads being non-porn related, there's maybe only 1 thread that isn't porn and the rest are all porn
also noticed 90% of the porn threads are about racemixing or gay shit
if you tell him this he will give you 20 excuses about how the prostitute wouldn't be the most perfect cutie that ever existed so he can't
literally me
you dont have money, power, or an exceptional body
Why do we post the previous thread if we never talk about anything ever?
Nigga are you harvesting moon rocks
i used to be like this but then i grew up. what a retard
I've started dressing like this to send a message about who I am
prostitution is illegal and immoral, ever think about that?
a mormon missionary?
prostitution is illegal
not in Brazil
Cum lol
why would you post AI Bill when there's a million real photos
prostitution is legal in brazhiu thoughbeit
you look like that?
i like to goon with /cum/ on my second monitor, especially if there's a female in the thread
N-no... It's just dusty in here
perro caca
people are gonna think you're an accountant.. that's why he dresses like that
what do you do now?
I bet you watch porn with dicks in it, faggot.
unironically I do the same. when spinny was in these threads I was cooming a lot to her
watched vtube for the first time the other day
man that shit is fucking gay
see:
quit GOONING you guys
if women didn't want me gooning they would have sex with me
brazilian fart porn occupies a sizable portion of the internet
Why is that?
Why is this thing doing a 120 second wait between replies. It didn't do that before
Honestly a white button up with a tie is my favorite kind of outfit aside from maybe a black shirt with a black jacket
spinny stills visits /cum/
sometimes i'll save my load for her, it makes it feel special
they used to do that to me everyday but it stopped after the shartening
supply and demand, I would have to assume?
I do not
doubt it. schizopoo probably chased her out with his autism
I
Love
You
Brapzil
i'm practically a giga chad uber human next to some of you guys
fk in? I want his input here youtu.be
fart is stored in the booty
I'm a big fan of journalism
Made one
Sex makes the world go round
brazillian stuff is bottom of the barrel. most of the farts are pumped too so their not real. the best stuff is japanese or amateur
So why don't I get any
pumped
What does this mean
the proportion of brazilian girls having plump brappers could be a viable explanation for why they have traditionally dominated the fart porn market. i believe they were the ones who produced 2girls1cup as well. veritable pioneers of industry. brazilbro should be proud of all his people have accomplished.
Okay Mr fart porn connesiur
women have a moral obligation to have sex with me for the good of the planet
I came back because of the hack
I was almost on a 2 year streak
presumably they bump air into their assholes instead of having it be real intestinal gas
their iberian heritage and japanese influenced culture is apparent
They still do rekt threads right?
...
You spin me right round, baby, right round
Like a record, baby, right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby, right round
Like a record, baby, right round, round, round
yes there's a black rekt thread up right now, some decent webms
I'm trying to kill this beer but I had pizza for dinner and the acid is already in my throat so I can't
where the fuck do you even find brazillian porn
ding ding
the internet is a good place to start
Literally all over pornhub, xvideos, xhamster, all the mainstream porn sites.
hello
If I ever started/owned a business, I'd set up a system where the net income was divided evenly amongst all the employees. Everyone has to work hard bringing money in since it's sink or swim as a team.
inb4 then there'll be lazy employees who won't pull their weight
They can be fired if 2/3rds the staff votes them out.
cooperatives already exist, little bro
And retarded ideas like this is why you will never own a business
brazilian fart porn is fun but honestly i'm really getting into clussy, kinda my new jam at the moment
Sure. Anyone could start a business where the workers all own an equal portion of the company and it has been done before
I'm a little elephant
prooooooh
I love poop
"clussy" sounds so weird like some kind of venereal disease
This is Miura-san, who I met for the first time. She is usually a serious and reliable office lady. At first she was a little hesitant, but after she pooped once, she seemed to get over it. She showed us a total of nine poops, one in the studio and eight in selfies. I can't help but look forward to seeing her continue to do great things in the future.
People tried to call me a weirdo because I said that I used to cuddle with my sister.
It’s not weird. Stop making everything sexual
nothin beats a piece of clussy. except maybe the Indy 500.
fun fact: even under employee owned businesses, there are wage ranges.
you and 3 buddies start a business in being assfucked by homos
over a few years you finally become successful at getting assfucked by homos and monetizing it.
wow the paperwork is outrageous lets hire a secretary
she's brand new, and doesn't get assfucked by homos
you decide to pay her prevailing wage for a secretary
IS THIS MY REWARD FOR SERVING GOD'S OWN WAR?
THE BLOOD I'VE SPILLED FOR FAITH FULFILLED
Youtube gets gayer every day, they are constantly fucking with guntubers and forcing them to edit old videos or risk getting a strike and having their whole channel deleted.
Like this comment if you agree that Youtube is gay, subscribe if you want to nuke Israel.
Sword and knife tubers too
gaysextubers also
i had dunkaroos and my parents both worked. your parents just didn't love you.
*sigh*
No more Dick or Dildo games
Cleaned, built and primed three test models. The primer must cure for another 12-18 hours but then I will pick one of these three to test some paint schemes and see if I like painting any of them enough to start a new army project
Starting a new army?
*unsubscribes from your channel*
they better not start fuckin with my nigga Joerg or imma show them MY features
It's highly likely that joerg is already being throttled
parents fed him prepackaged carbo-goyslop
thinks they loved him
my mom gave me mini carrots, fruit cups, granola bars, and other decent treats because she didn't want me to be a fat little cancer ball child
MY features
a woman's chin and a bare scalp?
Maybe, I have a shit load of death guard stuff coming next week so ill probably just paint for the rest of this week and dive into the rest. I really want to do Sister of Battle but I fear I am not a good enough painter to make them look good.
Homemade granola bars?
so you admit I have a woman's chin?
my mom gave me mini carrots
damn you never even had a chance
his mom didn't even know food could be made at home
yes, actually. they were delicious, she'd make them in a big pan and cut them into squares. sweetened condensed milk and shredded coconut really made them amazing.
Momberg keeps buying pastries and junk food. She's intentionally trying to sabotage my diet.
i have a pantry moth infestation and i'm so tired of having to get on a ladder to wipe up 12 fucking larvae from my ceiling
nigga wanna talk shit while his mommy poppin xannies and feedin him frosting
YOUR LIPSTICK IS COLD AND DONT BOTHER ANGEL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON
AND WILL YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOUVE GOT YOUR GUN TO MY HEAD
THIS SONG WAS ONLY WISHFUO THINKING
show her your karate moves and ask her if she wants to keep provoking your wrath
imagine a PANTY moth infestation tho?
WHY CANT I FEEL ANYTHING FOR
ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU
(I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW TOU NEVER LOVED ME)
I need to stop myself from spending $250 on 16 sisters of battle and a tank.
that's the last cigarette too
She wants to you to stay fat so you won't find a gf.
You are her only baby boy and doesn't want to share you with other women.
I'm getting ready to drop $300 on a custom pistol belt from LOF Defense, just do what makes you happy bruh. Money is made to be spent.
I fucking hate moths I murder them by the billions every summer and they still come back smdh
That's a fair point. Plus look at how sweet this tank is, the church organ thing is a multiple launch rocket system lmao.
BREAKING: Indian and Pakistani armies engaging in fire along entire line of contact
they are gross but I find the caterpillar form is more vile. we get tent caterpillar outbreaks here every few years and they're everywhere, faggots crawling up the brick on my house and i have to blast them off with a hose every day.
I wish this was real so we could use it to run over indians and pakistanis.
I'm sure there was a period of time when India was seen as badass
entire line of contact
This tells me nothing
i'm sure indians would love this to be true.
The thing is I live by a mountainside so it's impossible to remove the damn moths before they change. then they fly into my house by the trillions, my bug zappers work triple overtime around the clock, it's a warzone out there.
could you put like salt or something that discourages them at the base of the brick?
drumpf bent the knee to the yemenis so fast he beat biden's record. is that the art of the deal?
Do they play the national anthem every morning in American school? They did when I grew up.
the great shittening
i tried something called Tanglefoot but they stopped selling it here, trying to make some myself as it works for horseflies when I go camping. it kept them off my trees but somehow they always managed to get up the walls of the house. was always afraid the fuckers would get through the soffit into my attic.
Only one year, for some reason. Then they stopped
muzfarabad
Rajasthan
rajapoopoo
Hahaha
i could solve this conflict in a day
Sex with latinaaaaas
we used to do it once a week on fridays when i was a kid, not every day
Alexa play cute without the e cut from the team acoustic
muzz a far are bad
a bit on the nose for a city name, don't you think?
who gets kashmir then
Bussy
America
It becomes the 51st state
Alexa, this as well
this: we're gonna build a big beautiful golf course in the kashmir. ski slopes. the whole works. the french alps of south india, they'll say.
you might have to get out there and caulk all your soffits in. Or alternatively I imagine you could try to attract songbirds with food and water and they'd probably eat those fucking caterpillars
I don't get the obsession with browning your demographics further you're gonna be like 20% white when kashmir becomes a state
that is a based idea, gonna set up a birb bath and some feeders so they can act as a mercenary force against those squiggly bitches. good idea bruh.
There are only about 12 Million people in Kashmir. Biden let more people hop the border in his 4 years.
alright it's BEDTIME for this guy.
we're talking about a 3% drop from 23% here sweetie keep up
Good night sweet prince! May god bless you with a nuclear conflict during your sleepy time.
BREAKING:
A pakistani soldier just achieved a 24 kill streak against indian forces and unlocked the tactical nuke
This war is officially over
thank you sir may i have another
25*
Yeah and birds are cool to have around as long as you don't get a whole flock of them pooping everywhere but they'll move on without food.
I had a big old barn spider set up shop on my porch a few years ago, I was gonna relocate him but figured maybe he'd eat a few moths. I'm sure he caught a few but didn't have a big impact overall on the moth numbers
pakistan can take the kashmiris
He had the hardline perk
Thank you
imma keep it real witchu senpai. i liked it when politicians pretended to be civil and like they have things together. it makes me antsy knowing that they're winging it all the time. i would take a Romney any day over this circus politics that's emerged in the last 10 years.
Favorite dragon ball character? For me it's piccolo
Don't look at me
I voted Vermin Supreme
indian troops along border reportedly armed with noob tubes
sorry little bro, mitt romney was a literal nazi and it's good that he lost
Breaking: Indian troops reported to be "cowardly" dropshotting
another Obamna would work fine too. i would prefer that our politicians be oiled up snakes ala Gavin Newsom than openly fools.
Damn the shitter deserves it then that was a red perk in mw2
So long as they're not hardscoping. That's bullshit, just being killed from across the map as a normal infantryman.
Pre Z Yamcha was a bro.
This is all a bit confusing for me do I support Pakistan or India? India's aligned with Russia and Israel, and Pakistan I guess with China
but we're supposed to be buddying up with China now that the United States has gone rogue with Russia and Israel support so I dunno Pakistan?
youtube.com
Exceptionally relevant youtube video
You can hope that both of them lose
obama was a tool of wall street, they literally handpicked his cabinet
I think I gotta go with Pakistan on this one plus old reliable China
Why would anybody think about Canada?
I literally do not care. All politicians are bought and paid for. I just want some semblance of normalcy and an illusion of competency like we used to have.
Part of being a leader is projecting a positive face regardless of what's happening behind closed doors. We lost that.
Like Israel vs Palestine, this war isn't our problem. You don't have to support either side
idk someone told him it might benefit Israel or something that's the only explanation
India sponsors terrorism and does assassinations in Canada so I'm just saying if I'm leaning
International Criminal Court begins investigating alleged use of multiple attachments without bling perk
This war is turning ugly
You know what I just realized? Trump gives his political opponents mean nicknames constantly, but none of them have ever called him orange in return.
Part of being a leader is projecting a positive face regardless of what's happening behind closed doors. We lost that.
no we haven't
What if Mommala had said "Cheeto Hitler fucking Cheeto Cheeto face" on the debate stage
You lost a man who projected a droopy and confused face
Most of them were/are unprepared for him. They've spent their lives doing the respectable and authoritative guy style politics and they have no idea how to respond to someone roasting them. It's difficult to unlearn this.
I don't care how BADLY we the people get ASSFUCKED by the ONE PERCENT as long as our politicians stutter constantly and say ummmmmmmmm a lot like OBAMA did!!
boomers OUT
Does calling someone fat, a pig, etc. publicly sound like something any politician pre-Trump would do? Dumbass.
Now there's a dozen little Trump wannabes in congress.
Somehow a dementia riddled old man that needed narcan and speed injections functioned better then this shameless Israeli whore. explain that
You would be calling her Madam President
Remember when he claimed that Ted Cruz' father killed JFK during a debate?
wow imagine that would have been so brat!!
You're fixating on the Obama part. I don't care who it is, they could be Reagan, Nixon, whatever I don't really care. What I'm talking about is the loss of decorum in politics.
India sponsors terrorism and does assassinations in Canada
That's based. Anything that makes our government look weak and impotent (as they are) I support.
no, I'm fixating on the part where they've screwed the middle class for years and retards like you didn't care cause of "muh civility"
You're brown
Breaking, India dropping biological weapons on Pakistani positions.
And now this absolute whore for Israel is destroying the middle class but that's based because he's crass and retarded
Yeah, so? There is no politician who is not going to screw the middle class, or the working class, or the poor.
No I am a slav leaving Canada soon to live among slavs. Too many streetshitters let in by you white people.
They've lobbed all sorts of insults at trump over the years, but they're all humorless drones who couldn't make a joke if their life depended on it so that's why you've forgotten about it already
i wish i could speak french so i knew what my brothers in quebec were saying
I remember how Trump made fun of Rubio for having small hands. Now he is part of his government. Career politicians have no pride.
drinking milk
No I am a slav
Yeah, so?
You NPCs sure are something lmao.
Dude you should be really concerned about something that you cannot control!!
How do you not shit yourself every time you see a news article
Remember when harris said she believed the woman who accused biden of raping her?
Remember when Trump said a vote for Kamala is a vote to destroy Israel?
T. Hanks my man
I didn't know Biden was accused of raping. I thought he was just creepy to young girls.
And yet look at you " white " people. All your countries are fucked up due to your fetish for importing shitskins and blacks.
You're very close—you have a solid grasp of the general sequence and causes of the Chernobyl disaster. There are just a few critical clarifications and corrections that will help you fully understand what happened. Let’s walk through it step-by-step with technical and physical accuracy, while still keeping it practical.
You're the one sperging about how politicians should be robotic drones with no personality, so ask yourself that question. Oh wait, you're the guy who's always shitting his pants over fake stuff like global warming and all that other stuff, aren't you?
man all my buddies want to do is play video games with me but i'm not even into video games anymore so its a struggle
i have to pound a million beers to play with these guys
This video is banned in my country. I live in a totalitarian dictatorship.
My favorite clan in vtmb is Ventrue
:)
Gee Pakistan why do you get 3 RAFAELS
it's a historical documentary on HITLER!!!!
That explains why richard spencer endorsed her
And look at you, part of the invading non-white horde that doesn't even deserve to have thoughts let alone political opinions in this country.
Go back and live in your miserable filth that is only marginally more clean than India.
The fact that you're now inventing things to get mad about in your post is proof that you're a neurotic loser.
thinking about gooning
New
I don't even get Ventrue. They're the leaders because they're like, good at leading? And that's all there is to it?
Nice self portrait. However I didn't invent anything, you're the one who's asshurt cause his politicians are boring faggots and the winning guy isn't
If a German sees an image of Hitler it's like feeding the Gremlins past midnight
Brujah because I ain't no simp
*Achieves nothing award* just like IRL anarchists
I'm Malkavian because I'm intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor