British Philosophy edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
JANMAN DONE ME IN
Finally an OC image
Anyone else notice /brit/ lacks OCs - even simple edits like OPs
sir john poo subedish
Something rather odd has happened to the way we talk about worry. The straightforward term 'stress' has been overtaken by the quasi-medical concept of 'anxiety'. The problem is that the words don't mean the same thing and treating them as interchangeable can have unhappy consequences.
Brewing a poo most foul.
the quality of the general has declined in recent years
Genuinely shaking right now. One group of fellows kicked the ball into the net more than the other group, yet the other group then managed, to kick the ball into the firsts groups net, one more time than the first group kicked it into the second groups net.
i blame india
extremely important video that everyone must view
You want me to fight the chicken?
where's he off to at this hour
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Britain is full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture. We need Aryan conquest worldwide.
We need a European-wide National Socialist Revolution. A white zone from Lisbon to Vladivostok, from Alaska to Cape Town.
yes and the little green fella that sits on his back
First for Ireland
being a slut
so fucking livid right now and you dare talk down to me like you just make me go fist for the fucking 11th time in row but no lol maybe you should put some fire types in your deck fuck off
preorder your chicken jockey costumes for halloween folks
incel walk
past his bedtime!
leafjeet
what's the /brit/ rally point when shit hits the fan
could there be anywhere else?
Genuinely think Porter Robinson's album Nurture played a huge part in fixing me. It's so beautiful and positive.
Not even a weeb or anything, I'm a 33 year old Norf FC supporter who plays footy and drinks pints with the lads
John o'Groats
Oh that explains it
But still her dad looks normal
Are they really sure she is a full 100% girl? Is she actually intersex or something like Harvey Weinstein? I'm genuinely asking here. I mean biologically not autism meme internet sexuality nonsense.
True
Who's one on left
think she's just related to pingu
harvey weinstein is intersex?
equally as important video that all must see
I always try my best
I am often complimented on my editions
there's been a development
cloggy's buying the first round
whinge on bro whinge on
EW showing up in my dreams. i can fix her
what the fuck? fuck off to brit/pol/ or britfeel with this bloggy shite
Asmongold is actually so smart
There's no such thing as 'intersex'.
All disorders of sexual development are sex-specific, in other words they are still either male or female.
lost my cool there for second there
sounds gayer than gay porn
panicings on streets of mumbai sir
panicings also happen in bangalore, sir
i am doing the wondering sir,
"is it even possible for life becoming sane again?"
ah, sneaky roads of chennai city you are slipping through,
again i am wondering, sir,
some hopes rising in ganges,
but my dear honey madam you are definitely not being safe here
you must urgently run back to safety of main bazaar only
oh dear god, panicings are happening in streets of hyderabad also
jaipur, pune, even gurgaon, sir
again i am doing much wondering
kindly burn down disco immediately
please be doing hanging of blessed DJ, sir
because music he constantly playing
it is not saying one thing relevant to my life condition sir
kindly be hanging this useless DJ fellow
due to nonsense music constantly repeated
in sneaky chennai roads you are slipping down
provincial villages you are doing jogging in, sir
hang the dj, hang the dj, kindly do the needful
hang the dj, hang the dj, please sir urgently required
hang the dj, hang the dj, kindly hang immediately
I am ready to die for India
ASMR is essential to my life
they can't hang me I'm a british citizen
“The first time I saw him fully naked,” she told the court, according to the report. “I thought he was deformed and intersex…He does not have testicles, and it appears that he has a vagina.”
Weinstein reportedly lowered his head as she made the claim on the stand.
Harvey Weinstein, center, exits following his trial on charges of rape and sexual assault, Monday, Jan. 27, 2020, in New York. (AP Photo/Michael Owens)
“It was very bad,” she said, when asked to describe his hygiene, according to the report. “He smelled like s--- — excuse me, sorry, like poop. He just was dirty.”
Maybe not but it was confirmed by many in that trial he has very abnormal genitals
grew up around utter retards (friends and family)
dadberg genuinely couldn't point to russia on a map
graduate and get an office job
been told that I give off some pretentious superiority complex (and an undeserved one at that)
how do you even get out of this mindset
my parents and secondary school mates genuinely have room temperature IQs
You are, to use a yankish turn of phrase, a fag
Lost it
we're staying out of this one. India and Pakistan wanted to be their own countries so bad, then daddy isnt coming to help when the kid's have a fight.
uncle has dementia
keeps asking me what my favorite movie is
"It's called Drive, uncle."
5 minutes pass
"What's your favorite movie?"
"Drive, uncle, Drive."
hopefully they all fuck off home for this
unfortunately they probably won't and we'll just get 10x as many from refugees
well lads I'm back from the toil dinner
had spaghetti bolognese and everyone called me a pleb (banter)
had the tiramisu afterwards which was lovely
would have been a quaint evening, except toilberg sat me between two girls who spoke across me to one another as if I didn't exist
2 hours of silence I endured whilst they prattled on about nothing
hate being an aspie so much
What are some examples of British common sense
Boriswave
Starmerwave
Faragewave
The whole country will be PAJEETED!
Employed Womens Savings:
UK median savings for women aged 25–34 is around £1,500–£5,000, with many having less due to rent and cost of living.
If she's terminally online enough to use a tripcode on /brit/, she probably impulse-buys snacks, plushies, and skincare, while renting a flat share and never cooking.
Realistic estimate: ~£438.12 in savings
Meme estimate: "£38.26, a Greggs loyalty card with 3 stamps, and 2 unopened Evri parcels she forgot she ordered
Standing along the width of the bar in a pub, rather than queuing in a line
hot dog I'm in the pink tonight fellas
spaghetti is by far the worst choice of pasta for a chunky sauce like bolognese, but stubborn brits cling onto it for the sake of tradition like it's still the 1970s
it's just a humiliation ritual at this point
jeets dont need to pay national insurance
companies employing them don't have to pay for it
the woke have ruined this
surprised they haven't taken his licence off him if he's that bad
surely he shouldn't be on the road in his condition?
I saw it
kitty.. go home. nothing good happens after dark
When the wogs step into your house its customary for male brits to bend over and spread their arsehole as a welcome for wogs and pakis to shag their daughters.
magic money tree innit
crikey
it was the last step of modi's master plan
the best way to deal with dementia is to tell them different answers each time they ask in an increasingly irritated tone
> UK median savings for women aged 25–34 is around £1,500–£5,000
grim
did she get them reduced?
natty physiques only
she got them zipper tits now
LGBTQ = PAEDO
perfect body but fuck that face is just giving me the hebbie jebbies
Di zogslop lads
fox is getting a lamb bone tonight
india and pakistan actively bombing each other
gta 6 news and it looks kino
comfy new job
potential gf in the making
im fucking thriving lads
corr giz some
Many are saying this
Same feeling
will scotland get the jeetwave
please say no
we already have so many africans
Fox:
walked home from toil. only 3.5 miles and took me an hour and 15 minutes. but half of it was uphill and its killed me.
That's absolutely insane
This country is ruled by absolute biological subhumans
only 3.5 miles and took me an hour and 15 minutes
thats a good time
the fabled taco bell. was it as shit as it looks? bet it cost more than it was worth
on the bright side at least you got a good workout in
and what do we get in return
Its zogslop
Cost me 15 dollars for everything you saw there, didn't get a drink either
AI
in return?
indian chefs of course
Runny bum
oof, i've gorn and shat my slef
yeah not bad for a cigarette smoking fat bastard
yeah. 8 hours of toiling then a walk has earned me some supper
That's a spaki dogshit zinger
There's a reason...
most intellectual /brit/ post
i dunno if it's the same in the US but i've tried it here and it was just really salty, even moreso than mcdonalds
even the spicy options had no kick to them, it was just really tasteless except for the salt
indians pretending to be turkish to cut your hair
Bad one
Think im going to try to go out for a long walk every day this week
lights have gone out again in poonch
I am sure I am right
Do you really want to, or just feel like you should?
Shout-out to those Indian bros laying a beating on Pakistan.
I pray the other Muslim countries try and step up and get their shit rocked by India
whenever i've made any OC images i get the sense that people think i'm trying to show superiority over them
in fact i get that sense in here very often over a lot of things
but i suppose it's to be expected given the userbase of Anon Babble
What's long? Like 4 kilometers?
fuck that
i saw some taco bell rubbish littered on a lay-by and i already knew it was forr subhumans but this just confirms it. salty subhumans
kilometers
FOY
Oh my days Pakistan thought they could treat India the same way Palestine treats Israel and sit and attack them without consequence
India is about to lay a bad beating on that shit hole
I saw it
werent there skirmishes between pakis and indians in england a few years back? would like to see them have some more street brawls soon since tensions are rising over in their countries.
youtube.com
I miss remixes
<3
Is it morally wrong for me to wish for a nuclear holocaust because I am unhappy with my life and are able to change it for the better so I wish for a horrible world ending scenario that will?
allotment struggling with the lack of rain
I love you too
yeah it's pure kino when two immigrant groups bring their thirdworldery to old albion
they should televise it
yes, and also makes you a coward
who are you and why do you keep posting random nonsense?
JAI HIND!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAR!
what do you reckon the internet will look like in 10 years, lads?
Anon Babble as a whole does
Anon Babble now is just twitter reposts
Only shit I bother with is webms
Good
Indians are a biological plague
Any capitalists who aim to employ them ought to be in a concentration camp
Capitalism is a destructive jewish system that dissolves all social bonds and promotes the rule of subhumans
what a mid arse
look through the greens twatter feed, they barely talk about environmental issues any more, it's all pro trannies, pro mass immigration, pro big government, they just use the climate as a wedge issue
farage and his ilk are just a load of thatcherites, nothing more
They don't really riot with each other they just smash up and destroy British owned businesses and beat random white people
Unironically
Lad just got in from the chippy
Sure
Ive done it the last two days and I will continue
Yeah they're useless. We need National Socialism.
old people and third worlders still regularly get tricked by bad photoshops. ai is straight up magic to them. my mom gets tricked by shoops and ai slop all the time.
No
there was a kino 200 man machete brawl in leicester a couple of years back between the pakis and the indians, seem to remember about 10 people got hospitalized and then some indian bloke got shot and killed in a retaliation attack at a kids football tournament shortly after
she's indian + scottish
I don't know what else you expected in the arse department
not even exaggerating when i say that i've had sex with far prettier women
grim
Too busy
scotland mentioned
I made a shedload of OC apu images but I don't post them often because people get irrationally angry seeing them
it's been 13 years I still don't know what social justice is
lads the queen died
looks like rorke got stuck in the breeding mount...again
as sean dyche once said, utter woke nonsense
I only have 5000 dollars in savings
Pope's dead
Opinions on the SS?
when did you lads get over your Anon Babble phase?
big bloody bomb sir
bloody bakistan bhenchod
who was the monarch before the queen? nobody knows. lost to the sands of time
Wish India would target some of those missiles to my bedroom so they can STRIKE my bollocks instead
bring them back
waffle SS
boris corruption and the failure of brexit
leftypol fuming they have been barred from baz cafe
Luftwaffle straight into my mouth
Do it
first brexit victory with Indian trade deal
country gets nuked later that same day
News24 TV Channel:
Indian media confirms that an Indian Air Force fighter jet has crashed into a school in Wyun, Pulwama, South Kashmir.
scresmmkng
bravo starmer
even the paki pm with the poojeeta wife said no to their shit, but starmer, what a top man he is
youtube.com
pakistan invaded poonch lads
Haha
Bellend feels almost itchy.
Probably cancer of the willard.
it'll turn black and fall off I reckon.
Lucia’s arse in the GTA6 trailer PHWOARRRRRRRRRR gonna have so many wanks over that game I can already tell
Anyone here even been to a jungle? Like the Amazon or Costa Rica/etc.
it'll turn black
corrr
wank the cancer away
yes
ur mums fanny
we are on the verge of world war poo
genuinely what were they thinking there
gonna be a struggle to play longer than a few minutes at a time
never cared for gta ever, all i did was as a kid was use cheats for guns get tons of police attacking then die then turn it off, don't get the hype for 6 really
Want to go to a jungle bro. it's based nature
FUCK YOU BLOODY
based
wonder if the "minor ailment? must be cancer" gimmick will take off
I will pull the brakes
Friendly fire won't be tolerated
it was her ankle monitor for me
will have to spend the entire night looking for women wearing ankle monitor porn now
And you wonder why you failed your GCSEs Rorke
Can't stop farting, must be cancer
Cool
cant stop sucking dick
We cannot let pakis get away with pretending they don’t smell like shit themselves just because Indians also reek, that’s just not on
kek
Bumhole cancer
terminal
3 months to live
Hopefully they wipe each other out
Digits commands it
the digits didn't command it bro you lost
Why do you think both sides are dropping soap on each other. Don't you know when Indians/pakis touch soap they die
they added a hot guy to apex
fucking finally
angy
The greatest fighting force mankind has ever seen
Um yeah I'll wait for my regular GP thanks, Dr Mouse
His pissnettle therapy will see me right
On that day
no if they wipe each other out India won't be able to keep the balance of power with China which is bad for some reason even though China has been a well reasoned and innovative partner for most countries
500,000 rapemeister pakis
group of 3 whites rape
LOOK WHITE PEOPLE RAPE TOO
paki trying hard to defend his vile kind
Mad how there's going to be fighting on the streets soon, probably Leicester will be the first to kick off
My 6.7 inch terrone penis in a fat assed pale woman's shitter. Imagine it.
wake up tomorrow morning, pakistan and india have nuked each other
luckily all of the nukes were duds and didn't work
however they are now scavenging the nukes for parts and the indians are turning green and radioactive
Ahah
oof
Fuck you
We do not like your kind
he's talking to himself again
hair today, gone tomorrow
Fair enough
secrets (your fire)
A dossier on paedophiles allegedly associated with the British government was assembled by the British Member of Parliament Geoffrey Dickens, who handed it to the then-Home Secretary, Leon Brittan, in 1984
The whereabouts of the dossier is unknown, along with other files on organised child abuse that had been held by the Home Office.
Where the fuck is it??
en.wikipedia.org
Blonde hair blue eyed women should be required by LAW to breed with italian, spanish, italian, and Greek men
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
can't sleep
same place as the epstein files
my dads doctor tried putting him on statins when i knew for a fact he could sort his self out with a cleaner diet and a bit of exercise, got him to start coming to the gym with me and got him cycling every sunday now he's down to 13 and a half stone n the doctor said he doesn't need them
mad how they just shove pills with negative side effects down peoples throats because they know the average person is too lazy to take accountability of their own health
Asmongold actually has good content
Room smells of farts, cockpong and cheesy feet
Why are the Irish always banging on about the bloody Boyne?
Got the black out blinds on the windows
Is chicken jockey no longer cool?
Just ordered asmongold merch
Who is she
dogberg pint
chicken jockeys will always be "cool"
Could I beat up Jason Stratham?
Yes. I don't even think it would be hard.
?
Asmongold is doing a youtube boxer fight lads
little green fella riding on a chickens back
are you the fella that donated to count dankula's legal fund?
I could probably beat him off
Imagine...
such a useless fucking mong it's unbelievable
it truly beggars belief
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
Where the fuck is it??
shredded and then launched into the sun
I choose to stay away
Should gameboys be banned? I say no.
And the latest from Employed Woman?
still male
soon to be unemployed
stabbing myself in the arse with a rusty butchers knife
heard she started Kingdom Hearts 1.5
Business idea: make GTA like a Netflix Naughty Dog drama... for billions of dollars
youtube.com
shits popping off lads
new