Leather forward edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
so are fragrance autists going to look down on me because i'm wearing connect fcuk or whatever i get bought for christmas
Don’t understand all this expensive perfume, luxury watch and designer clothes nonsense.
More of Davidoff cool water, Casio A168, Uniqlo AIRism man myself.
What does it smell like?
We're all partisans
I like Ashens, I've not really watched him since late-2023 though
poo
Davidoff cool water
Lots of great fragrances in that price range, especially from discounters like Notino.
Steve Claridge sex arse
a bit fruity? idk don't have fancy words for it. i feel like i can smell alcohol or another solvent in it and it's cheap
I like the smell, everything else seems too pungent. Don’t want to smell like a musky sex trafficker or a lad on a night out with three top buttons undone.
Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for a "gender reveal"
what's a good fragrance for gay twinks
Gays love YSL Kouros because it smells like actual pooey arseholes
natural gay twink smell
thanks
perfume shop selling it for £69
Rorke paying £69 for a bottle of aftershave to spray onto his primark hoodie before walking to the corner shop and back hoping a woman smells him on the way and instantly falls in love
Was in a HUGE rut earlier today but one of you made a post that inspired me to salvage the day with an incel walk and a little bite to eat at the deli. Now I will have ONE (1) of the large cans and play some games
The Streets makes me feel like I'm in year 8 again lads it's fucking brutal that
Get home
All my weed was thrown away
Get told that I need learn to be a adult
What the fuck?
that's you told
you've been done
GROW UP
youtube.com
Literally feel like a confused, baffled year 7 ngl. Honestly that shit was fucking traumatizing
upon further reflection i have realised that this poster was using the name bigleeh_74 as if to mean lee hendrie. i was really confused as to why you'd made your post before which is why my response was very a very basic "thanks leeh" (). you can see from my calling you leeh that i hadn't understood what you had meant with the name. i've had a really rough night with misunderstandings. fucking hell.
Literally all a man needs.
i remember in early 2004 our gcse geography teacher telling us about the film city of god
bald
3 weeks until the next bank holiday
this is literally slavery
Never used anything more than sure deadorant me
not even lynx? wow, that's incredible
I thought smoking weed after work is grown up?
...
not wonder harry wanted out
go to bed
not bald anymore
this happen to any of you lads?
perplexing to say the least
my geography teacher just used to play the same vhs recording of a documentary about belo horizonte, and I think that documentary was already about 20 years old at the time he was showing us it
yeah i usually kill myself when this happens
“Oh, yeah, I am clearly a Nordic Teutonic Anglo-Saxon Barbaloid phenotype”
Stfu nigga
vaping a poo
really wish i was normal
still here just feel like i shouldn't spam the thread with my inane mental ramblings
owl outside going HOO
nearly 30 years old and i still play runescape for some reason
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
I'd probably convert to a Jehovah's Witness if it wasn't for the proselytizing shit
fucking hate birthdays and christmas, can't be doing with them
Is chinky or paki the essential british cuisine?
Arrested last week for insurance fraud. Likely to get off apparently. Gotten 40 k fro it the past 12 months. Get in laads
I don't believe that for a second. Stop acting foolish.
South England is curry. Wales is chink and so is norf England
No?
Ready for tariffs. Ready for collapse. Ready for WW3. Got my crops you see. I'll be alright. The rest of you be damned
there's no such thing as "paki" cuisine it's just that indians/pakistanis often own general fast food takeaways with wide-ranging menus. pizzas, kebabs, curries etc. all low quality
don't know what tarrifs are
More large nosed nonsense
Useless eater soyboys like you get bent while agricultural blokes like me go way up. We are joining BRICS
Bill Gaytes gonna fuck ur arse
welcome to brits bro x
Mozarella poo sticks tasting quite fungal
Watching anime
poonime smells
insane how we have political commentators now outright openly talking about banning reform UK
what if a poo took a man
Mental how fit some of our four-legged friends are
bit late for that now lol they're basically in power
any attempt to ban them would be seen as direct political oppression
Normal day in woke europe
someone from the past would be really confused by the state of things
"why doesn't the king step in and do something?!"
"errr we actually just keep him around for the sentimentality"
zia yusuf is the mastermind behind reform uk, says chud on twitter
haven't pooed in two days, v worrying lads
Mad how no one takes bait at this time of night
what's pooberg playing at in there
"so who runs the nation"
"jewish pedophiles"
"I thought we kicked them out 1000 years ago?"
"yeah"
i've been drinking water and eating fruit like usual, don't know why my pootine (poo routine) is so messed up
finger fucking hood
spent like 3 days farting up a storm until a big log came out yesterday, sometimes it just do be like that
Pooberg slipping in and out of his anus, giving him a real good fucking
bet i can craft an excellent bait post but it will have to mainly target americans. also in case they read this post i'll have to wait 10 minutes because they'll have forgotten about it by then
Torpedo up ur mums cunt
Amerimongs will ignore every post in 10 minutes time. The time to strike is now. Better be a blacked theme otherwise they'll remain uninterested.
Russia says all airports in Moscow shut after drone attack
Time to post the bait, 210291567 nonce
any of you ever slobbered on a hard willy?
maybe
looking at hairy-chested men on Anon Babble
Just saw one of them walking right past my window. I took a photo
Here's a fun game, /brit/. Alright, listen up. What are some WORDS you always misspell? Words like SERGEANT
Chebs
Words like AEGEAN
PLAYSTATION
occassionally
neccessary
resturant
if I went to brazil would I be allowed to stink up the room of a brazilian girl with the smell of unwashed sex or is that not allowed
corr just seen myself in the mirror
im a real gangster i listen to techno
Might watch twin peaks and just wank to the girls
can only ever remember misspelling 2 words in my entire life, separate (as seperate) and torture (as torcher when I was maybe 9 years old)
peeling skin off me feet and eating it
good morning
leaving for my 4AM toilshift shortly
shelly mogs and it isn't even close
mad how some animals don't have pussies but all of them do have dicks
Very nice anya
If someone said they'd pay me a billion pounds to spell the word "manouvre" correct first time, I couldn't do it. It's spelled wrong there, I can tell without even checking because I KNOW I cannot spell it correct first time, ever. Not even going to look up the correct spelling.
mad that there was a period of a few years there where men all across the globe would watch anything she appeared in just to get a look at her face
she really was a beauty (pre-bog). It's sad that she couldn't see it herself.
just one of those words you have to iterate over and over until it looks right
manoevre - eh, maybe
manouvre - probably not
manoeuvre - definitely not
manouevre - yeah not that
actually, hang on how the fuck do you spell it
manœuvre
manoeuvre
first bit's spelled like canoe, then u. because canoes are good for manoeuvring u
I do not get hung up on a girls body count or whether she has children, her purpose and the reason she was put on this earth is to make mens dicks ejacualate, if they arent fulfilling this purpose than they are going against God who designed them to be cum receptacles for men. My gf has no other purpose then to take my loads all day, she doesn't have a job, she doesn't leave the house, she doesn't have friends, she doesn't have family. She just takes my fat hot loads in her holes all day. She eats, sleeps, shits/pisses and takes my cum in her holes 24/7 365. We dont talk to each other, we dont have conversations, we dont go on dates, I just have sex with her and thats it.
How big is your dick and is she white?
!!
6.7 inches
She is white
A man who launched an unprovoked attack on a stranger onboard a train has been given a hospital order.
George Kamau, 28, was on a stationary train at Enfield station on March 2 last year when the victim attempted to board the service.
Kamau left the train and began beating the stranger, kicking him several times to the head causing him to collapse to the ground unconscious.
Other passengers rushed to help the victim but Kamau continued the attack by grabbing a woman’s crutch and using it to beat him.
The victim was left covered in blood with his legs under the train as Kamau walked away, before he returned to the train and took a seat.
The victim was hospitalised with life threatening injuries and suffered three strokes following the attack.
He now has permanent hearing loss and significant scarring to his face.
Kamau, of Bluebell Avenue in Manor Park, was arrested at the scene.
He later pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm and on Monday, April 28, was sentenced to an indefinite hospital order.
Detective Constable Sophie Markham said: “This was a horrific and completely unprovoked attack on an innocent stranger.
“The victim has suffered a really traumatic ordeal and I hope that today’s outcome may in some small way assist with his continued recovery.
“The railway network and the wider community is a safer place now that Kamau is off the streets.”
10/10 asks you to buy her a gunpla, wyd?
I am a gothic nigga with dark brooding vibes
It’s cinco de mayo
What utter nonsense.
All boards is so unnecessary
they're cheap right?
they can cost between £19.99 and £49.99
want to get to sleep but can hear the birds chirping
SHUT UP
I don't want to go to fucking ALDI I want to stay in bed warm and snuggly I don't want to walk 2 miles my feet hurt and I'm tired fuck my femcel life
Think I might watch The Bounty available for free on YouTube with ads. Said I was going to the other night but didn't. This time I'll do it. I'm not going to chicken out this time because it looks scary. Reach down in between my legs. Ease the seat back.
Well don’t all post at once lads.
Leftypol dracula: i vant to zuck your BBC
You're tired because you're suppressing your natural testosterone you eejit
ffs when did that freak change his tripcode
i bet if you tallied up "unprovoked attacks" the perps would probably be 99% black or black mixed. something about society that send them absolutely mental
Anon Babble went down
really glad these people are in this country and that everyone is forced to constantly pussyfoot around the fact that every time you get on a train you're risking being randomly attacked by someone who in a just world would be skewering wildebeest with a spear on the serengeti, and that society will be paying for him to be kept in a secure hospital for the next 50 years. just a grand state of affairs really
Emma poopoo
oh I'm sure it's not that bad
This is the vibe i would like to give women
Need to start Nosferatumaxxing
reddit.com
paki(?) or some other mystery muslim meat folding when a guy tells him to move while bickering with two women for a couple mins
whats up with that
*gives /brit/ the bubonic plague*
my soul is poisoned. i need to be locked in a dark room for a month with some water and fed only stale bread beneath the door
lol would that cure your soul
wish i had a big soft wife
Corr
it would help to accept boredom, which is the root of all the wrong i do
Ktim
do you lads inspect your poos to make sure theyre healthy
little goblin gf
Imagine spaffing in her fanny.
not sure why but half the australians i talk to online are extremely retarded, to the point where they are ESL level of dumb
never yanks or brits, always oz. so strange
Need Emma Watson to squeeze out a poo into my open mouth.
they're just being boisterous larrikins
femcel (biological male)
Why did Disney give Peter Pan Irish facial features?
oi! rorke
awful awful look. and she knows it
Can see a bit of aereola. Mods!
gay bf made a cum puddle on my tummy
bender
Lucky!
lough aids
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
i am a misunderstood genius
/brit/?
would prefer if you didnt remind me he exists
2 different fucking answers bruh
careful that foreigner wants your 2 sausages with hash browns and eggy bread
i hate breakfasttoil. can you do it for me
thing that the media is ostensibly about?
solution right above you
i just wanna be part of your skibidi
what winter fragrance should i get
AI is deliberate attempt to soil search results because they want you to return to your community
dominos were doing 50% off today. Then they missed one ingredient off the order and realised and made a new pizza and gave me both.
the state must step it to stop FB's (fat bastards) like myself from being able to purchase 3500 calories of pizza for the amount of money you earn in 20 minutes working minimum wage
I don’t understand
you didn't save the free one for later?
public holiday season is over, no long weekends until christmas
instead of AI you will go find a real person to elp you.
you VILL Build ZE social bonds
someone needs to clip that poor baby's nails they're probably hurting him
it's in the fridge now (minus 1 slice) whispering in my ear
toil in 40 minutes, need to make up a story about how I didn't waste my long weekend
he puts pizza in the fridge
they also need to put him on a diet thats hurting him more but you, a yankepoo, would think it's normal
read a synopsis from an episode of the goodies and say you did that
I don’t want to get in trouble at the airport for not having my lighter in a plastic bag tho
maybe just one slice then, to make the whispers go away
MORNING HAS BROKEN LIKE THE FIRST MORNING
fatty boomba hahah
is there a reason not to smoke/drink before work if it's a dead end wagie job?
women look cuter and more elegant with short hair
just call your friendly neighbourhood TSA agent
dead end job
FOY
waiting to hear of the toppings for the 'zas before i make judgement
do you make a habit of putting words in people's mouths? you should probably try to stop before you lose friends and make enemies <3 good luck!
not becoming a grim alkie cunt
mega meatlovers
mince
bacon
chicken
peperoni
ham
italian sausage
same
going to the department store tomorrow to browse perfumes and buy a new hat
quite like work me
i enjoy it
what do you do
drink
wouldn't recommend, very few ways to actually enjoy this, you will just get fat and get a headache two hours into your shift
smoke
NOTHING wrong with having a zoot before toil to make the time go faster, just make sure to change your cloths before work so you don't reek of weed
Pondering reinventing myself as a chinaman
reddit.com/r/TransRacial
Lacey Claire Rogers sex arse
sirs?
:/
its been a tough two months, but will be leaving my job on Friday, just not cut out for work me, will be returning to the NEET life
too much meat lad. RIP your arse hole
neds to go on a diet
ktim when i had a job for 3 months
traumatic experience
what were you doing? what have you done since quitting?
a spiritual hymen is broken in the workplace
a few months of real wagie work will have even the most despicable NEET looking into university courses/training programs to escape the lowest rung of toil
what if there was an italian 9/11 with a da vinci flying machine ?
So you must be in your mid 30s at least now
What's it like being that old
kek
u old, great film, tried getting my dad to watch it but he won't watch subtitles anything
in the middle of the woods with two other men, lads
no gf
no friends
no family
no hobbies
no expenses
so exactly what should I toil for?
nothing holding you down so go on an adventure
honestly if that is true there is absolutely 0 reason to, not joking
been there and climbed to the top of the taller one
adventures cost money
haha just go on an adventure bro!
awkward sperg in a slightly different location
wow thanks
you can travel for months with 7k or so. not too hard to put together that amount if you are already able to get by alright with 0 employment.
scientology is so mental
they own an entire city and the main guys wife still hasnt been seen since 2007
sad sad post go have some fun lad
awkward sperg in a slightly different location
more fun than it sounds
imagine she just walks in to your evil incel bedroom
Is Scientology Christian? Can you get a tradwife? That's all I care for
corr
theoretically, say I was an incel, and was about to have sex. what actions should I take to ensure that the woman I'm about to have sex with doesn't realize I'm a Virgin?
where the hell is BATUMI
Georgia
she already knows they can smell it
a clue can never be shared
if i was in the uk id be going to stonehenge and castles and the moorlands and shiet every week
just rocks
Great deal
If they were in Australia they would be riding around in a kangaroo pouch going on adventures with their roo companion. Grass is always greener innit
why mcdonals
how can you have no family? Did everyone die?
But seriously guys, would you consider joining a church congregation to find a wife? The idea is appealing to me more and more
leftypol spending the morning bouncing up and down in excitement as he reads news articles about the met gala
/brit/ meetup in Kirovohrad Oblast
it would be obvious you have no sexual experience almost immediately and not something you could hide
shut up you spasmoid bastard
Come here, there's even space for the bigger lads
doesn't seem fair
this nigga at the black mesa research facility
Morning has broken like wind from Emma Watson.
rub your balls up and down on her clit
What's it like living in Saudi?
i’m on some shit that ain’t even out the ass yet
Don't forget the Indian soldiers in WW2, rorke
I read about it on the BBC, only because I wanted to see what Lewis Hamilton wore
Pic related
what do you lads want from santa this year
cock up my arse
me and gingerpedo and employed woman entering the /brit/ meetup in krasnovishersk
I don't but will depend a lot where you are
a bit
sugar plum status: sweet as a
fuck me it actually is just half life 1
Emma Watson’s poo
right time to get the sausages on
I really disliked this part of the game
I don't but will depend a lot where you are
So you're just on a trip there? Looks like an interesting country in any case
filtered
morning dee lads. Did not want to wake up but here we are x
you don't hear much about those nation-wide iberian electricity blackouts of entirely unknown origin these days
straight down the memory hole
working in a cafe are you
*throws a snark at you*
Landlord told me today hes putting up the rental amount. Fuming. It's not right
would it be better to download my videos with yt-dlp as webm or mp4?
*launches a guided rpg at your bollocks*
aha nh just luv me sosij
toilberg gave me a verbal pat on the head today saying "you've been working much harder since our little chat", wanted to throttle the cunt
the met gala is stupid
since our little chat",
what did he say to you during the little chat
green frog guy sipping on a cup of comfy and smiling, but instead of coffee in the cup it's tea
wanking to those javs where it's a fit young girl shagging an old man
cup of comfy
should just stop posting until im awake fully x
maybe you should just stop posting entirely
L
Good
he just gave me a little warning because i was leaving early frequently under the guise of being sick (really i just couldn't be arsed finishing out the day)
yeah the whole area is like that with the valleys and oasis in between
only for a few days
mr smelllard
my god, what are you doing?
finding out who he is
they're waiting for you gordon
in the test chamberrrr
What a prick. Knocking off early is as Australian as it gets. You should have asked him for a raise.
mad how there's a woman living with her child in these shite £500 per month flats im in. I'd feel bad but the kid annoys the fuck out of me. Always screaming or crying
yeah especially since all our work is done by 1pm anyway and anything after that we just have to sit there and look busy for another 4 hours, sometimes i just can't be fucked
pooo
nu