New Ice Cream Just Dropped

Not animal byproduct (milk).

Not plants (soymilk).

Not even bugs.

But bacteria.

It will also be the future of protein consumption. Bacterial meat.

You in?

Bacteria are animals too.

perfectly normal

cheese and yoghurts are yummy and normal even though it's made from bacteria

WHAT'S THAT ICE CREAM MADE BY ICE CREAM?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Why do retarded chudholes be like this?

you already eat bacteria dumbass

oh mein gott I zhink ze pee-pee blanco just came outswich meine snitchzelschwanse

forced to retire because of "corruption" charges

RIP a real one. We'll miss you, Schwabby.

Only when it's confirmed to not give you some sort of gigacancer.

cancer is... le bad, even though trillion dollar pharmaceutical companies have drugs for you to fight against cancer

Eat the bacteria and eat the cancer meds, goy.

bacon and alcohol give you gigacancer but you have them

I will eat the soylein and I will like it

Alcohol is based because it also kills my brain

Chuds are the way they are because they spent their teen years drinking alcohol. They're also the kids who only ever got A's in gym class.

You in?

No because it will be ludicrously expensive compared to countless other sources of protein.

Besides, why is "Not plants (soymilk)" advertised as a feature? What exactly is wrong with plant-based proteins?

no

This is evil, satanic, degenerate and demonic.

Why do skitzos always freak out and assume that if a new product exists it must be a plot against other products? When has that ever happened? Just don't buy it if you don't like it but let people with allergies or something have the option...

Plant-based meat companies are doing horribly. Gotta find next big hype thing for investor money.

Electric cars. Natural gas stoves and furnaces. Gas powered lawn mowers and power tools. Have you been ignoring the green hysteria for the last 10+ years?

You can still buy all those. My mom got a gas heater to own the libs bc fox told her to. And wtf are you talking about you can get gas powered tools anywhere if you tried leaving your house sometime

I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY

What flavour is it? Bacteria flavour?

I tried this, it tastes like smegma

god you sound like such a fucking bitch
it's hard to tell if you weren't bullied, or not bullied hard enough

How do you know how smegma tastes?

Yeah, honestly sounds bretty good.
But also this

His parents couldn't afford to circumsize his brother

I grew up with four brothers.

honestly the meat and dairy industry fucking sucks, the food is too tasty for me to give up, but if they could ever actually synthesise meat and have it taste mostly the same i would switch

Chuds are the way they are because they spent their teen years drinking alcohol.

chuds

doing anything even remotely interesting or outgoing like drinking

Chuds are the way they are because they are emotionally stunted manchildren who have done NOTHING except seethe at interracial coupling on a Fijian hermit crab simulator.

Like, even a chud interracting with a random college kid to get him to purchase beer, and then going home to drink it alone, would be life experience other than seething, gooning, and generally cutting himself off from humanity. But chuddies don't even do shit losers do. And they're even worse off for it.

you're conflating chuds with the kids who beat you up in high school

Quads of trvke

chuddieBros...

I got a taste of the good life.

Like,

retard

I worked in a chemical lab for 6 years
If it's yellow it definitely isn't safe

it's limited by yours specific circumstances where yellow actually means piss most of the time

t. failed middle school biology

cum

instead of going all these trouble, why not just eat shave ice then?

The planet is dying because of Brazil and China, we have to come up with alternative survival methods before it becomes too late to even raise chickens.

Well, what does it taste like then?

then just genocide them, there, problem solved

Anon I...

They move around. They're animals.

Not in scientific sense

PERFECTLY NORMAL ICE CREAM

He doth protest too much

I would eat it

You'd expect ice cream made from bacteria to not be perfectly normal.

natural gas is not very green anon...