/brit/

sweet as a sugar plub edition

Today I hear dad call his current girlfriend "high mileage"
Quite based desu

since when is james bond a lesbian

cousin's black gf broke up with him after hell up at the family get together

What does that mean

You lads remember a decade ago when a mod stepped in to say /brit/ can only have news if the old threads are on page 8
What a load of piss that was

Looked at porn and now the willy is gagging for it

she's japanese, maybe a toyota

why did he do it

Lot of previous shags lol

that's really sad

always a strange sight
I guess some of that stuff could be useful but I always go out in tshirt jeans trainers
I will say this is not the most offensive thing on walking trails however, much more disturbing things
but as for the equipment, idk if any of this stuff will be able to solve the main problem you have on hikes which is guessing how hot/cold you will be beforehand... I simply have to use my expert judgement

White "people" who are against shiloh Hendrix need to have their hands chopped off, their tounges cut out of their mouth, castrated, tarred and feathered, and be put in a jell cell with a big buck black who rapes them anally around the clock and if they survive all of that then they need to be pummeled with spiked baseball bats until their brain is a fine paste

what are the chances I will find buried treasure if I go metal detecting everyday lads

be put in a jell cell with a big buck black who rapes them anally

quintessentially american obsession

would love to have a little chinese lady that lives in my house who sucks my butthole every time i need to poo and just drinks the poo out of me instead of me having to go to the toilet to shit it out

been v v gassy all day yesterday and today. not got a very healthy gut lads.

rate the new creps

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Teenager, 16, who died after getting into difficulty while swimming in a lake in Nottingham named as Valentine Ikechukwu

ready to become a grandpa i see

How does this post pertain to international culture?

mihai has entered the chat

Looking good lad

gayest nigga alive

the lady in the scenario was chinese. chinese food is very popular in the uk and in the us so i thought we could all understand the feel

*clicks throat* noice

out of the 4.1 billion human males alive - my cock is the smallest of them all

Do not know for the life of me why the italian colonial administration in Somalia did not liquidate the local population when they had the chance to do so.

thats ur face tho

hate life and myself

Gog and Magog are at work in the middle east

Everything happens for a reason

Only thing england is better than the rest of europe at is theater, thats literally it.

Ktim

Were you the lad trying to find a hobby earlier? Chances are very close to zero but not quite zero. However you're guaranteed to find unexpected and interesting little bits and pieces. If you do find actual 'treasures' of any description, especially historical artifacts, you are unironically required by the law to hand them in to the police.

and food

Hume refuted causality

nah, figure that's probably some oriental or indian fella

England isn't in Europe mate it's in Britain.

my penis is like a mcdonalds chip

music

that's not true at all you retard, read about the discovery of staffordshire hoard or other massive finds. generally they get sold to museums and the discoverer and landowner split the money 50/50

Kant refuted Hume

that's because we all want a bite *takes your mcwilly between my fingers*

but im neither

for me it's the gogg and hygogg

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they have the best soccer league too. its got the most money by far and as a result of that the highest number of good players and the most good teams.

read about

No. I'm comfortable with believing what I heard somewhere once in every area of knowledge.

Name one English composer of note
Ill wait. (Dies of hunger waiting)

Kant is shit

is redditflags still down x

i accept your concession

sportsballslop

Ah yes, my team of africans is better than your team of Africans!!!!

common redditor opinion

my cock is thinner than your index finger guaranteed - and as long as your pinky

...yh

during that time period we were doing too much war, so no surprise our composers were lacking

might OD on fent

better than theater "my gay guys and lesbians can sing and dance better than your gay guys and lesbians"

*starts stroking it up and down* Yeah? *opens a packet of mcdonalds sweet and sour sauce* Ooohh...

we are much better at scheming than everyone else

do you have to shave your pubes too just to find it?

british goth girls as it were

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Vaugan Williams
Britten
Purcell
Elgar
Holst
and yes, Handel is ours too.

Is something going to kick off? War on the streets between Pakistanis and Indians? Another black people riot over this whole black killer's kickstarter vs N word saying white woman's kickstarter?

more of are chlo

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Never heard of any of them

she looks like she appears if you solve the lament configuration

Bet you can't even name 10 composers.

corr

aff tae bed

self harms scars

william byrd, delius, karl jenkins, andrew and julian lloyd webber

so what?

same time tomorrow then yeah? x

dodgy

we need a world population of 200 million tops, with 50 million goth girls

Hanz lizt
Frederic Chopin
Richard Wagner
Vivaldi
Mozart
Bach
Bethooven
John Phillip Souza
Stravinsky
Hans zimmer

Bethooven

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here's the thing:

Soccer teams in Europe are required to wear rainbow flag patches

woke britain

bethooven's fifth symphoony

can't stand people who say this before stating something subjective

shooting myself in the back of the head after writing cryptic messages so everyone in my family thinks the feds got me

NHL has to wear gay pride jerseys in June
NFL has "end racism" on the back of helmets
My MLB baseball team has a day at the ballpark that is reserved just for fags in June

Masturbethoven

say the clintons are after you and that you're not suicidal before you kill yourself

Many people learn nothing after primary school

been considering spending all of my remaining money on a massive hedonistic bender, per chance including a nice all inclusive somewhere tropical, and then as they say minecrafting myself. if I had any reasonable faith left in the UK I wouldn't, but the UK is truly gone we're never coming back

have reached £90k in savings/investments
still miserabe

grow up

Ive got 20k saved up myself
Im 26

I honestly blame the wide scope of lessons in secondary school, of which you only get fifty minutes at a time to 'learn'. Just make it English, Math and Science and have whole days for each.

I suffer from moral anxiety

Math

FOYC

In american schools the black/asian/Mexican students have holocaust class, then slavery class, then segregation class, then whites are evil class, then they spend time reading Anne frank and then they do some math/science

stupid milkylicker
just playing with your peter popper

My family are worth over £25million
Just spend all my days shitposting here though

90k 5 years ago was a lot different than 90k now. Should have went out and lived a little

wish the lad whose macdonalds willy I was fondling didn't disappear after I dipped it in the sweet and sour sauce

caffeine comedown

erm

better not be any low quality posts around

5 years is nothing really

Sure sure

ate THREE breaded sea bass fillets today

he has to come down from a cuppa joe

NOT allowed.

You CANNOT post the Pinkie Pies.

Kek

love my lovely asmr wife she's so beautiful

Big man fish man

got £90,000 in the bank but can't bring myself to spend £900 on a new laptop

how much money do you make per month, thats the true metric that can measure if you should buy it or not. cuz if you can just make that in a week or two of work then fuck it naw mean

£48k (~$64k) which believe it or not is well above average in this shithole country

What do you want to use the laptop for? £900 is a strange price, it's too much for a work laptop and not enough for a gaming laptop.

i will play indie games (i have a ps5) and make my own indie games in godot or unity
one i have my eye on is a dell with a 4060

yeah i believe it, thats not bad honestly

Get a full on PC if you're intending to make games, you don't know where that might lead.

kumbaya my lord kumbaya

moo deng

God they fucking suck
My current toil uses them and they are CONSTANTLY fucking breaking. Bad batteries, broken touchscreens, 100% CPU utilization, blue screens etc

sleeptoil looms

don't have space for a desk and monitors in current living situation

Dell was born in 1965 in Houston to a Jewish family.

Ahhh that explains it

get the femboys wanked

um

long live Genoa

More of a Florence man meself

?

mad how i could've been a cute girl but instead God made me an ugly hairy bloke

i am such a loser
the only option is suicide

would love to get the ol schlongorius suckled on

no lad that's not the answer
you need to love and take care of yourself

Some girl at the gym told me I looked good

I just said thanks

She spent the whole time being near me

What does this mean?

im 30 years old no friends never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE ugly as sin and a tiny cock to boot
what hope is there?

stop fabricating greentext stories in your head tubby

what?

posting on Anon Babble on a saturday night to boot. thats how you know its well and truly over

lads, is ERPing cheating if you're in a relationship? there's this bird who has a boyfriend who sexts with me a lot and she doesnt seem to think it's cheating.

eh?

my bedroom reeks of garlic and cheese

in all seriousness chaps, has a girl blatantly and obviously demonstrated that she likes you?

closest I've came was some girl I was on holiday with telling her mum (who then told my mum who then told me) that she likes me
only learnt this when we had already came back home though unfortunately

Ya bottled it by not closing the deal

what i do know is that hating yourself makes it all worse. means you stop taking care of yourself, you stop putting effort into appearance and how you act
you can find friends and gfs who don't care about not being the most attractive but you need to have confidence, and that starts with loving and accepting yourself

Land of the free but if you say the word nigger you get doxxed and cancelled

um?

girl used to keep asking me for cuddles in secondary school and also wanted to walk home with me all the time, and I was too autistic to take the hint

janny will be dealing with you runt

it never happened, I've only had sex a few times and I had to fight tooth and nail for it, don't think any girl has ever actually liked me

i put the effort in, make the best of what i've got
, but it's like polishing a turd
doesn't really make a difference

imagine still being a brony in 2025 omds

just realized i could get on the cans and escape misery

If you say the word “nigger”
It’s in quotation marks

stupid milkylicker

yes you can say it if you quote a rap song or something, its a loophole

Niggerman
The dog in The Dam Busters was called Nigger

I am scared of approaching women in the gym

idk. i'm not very self-confident and it means that when opportunities present themselves i tend to either not realise or shy away and withdraw
the options usually are there but it's easy to wall yourself off, convince yourself you're less capable or worthy than others

The brony calls were always the worst ones
Even the failtrolls like Asho or Nikolai were more entertaining than them mongs

it's over for leftypol

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I hate myself so I try and improve myself if I could I would get plastic surgery

literally only seen multiple ghibli versions of this
what is the original

everyone watched for Ghost

that's because she looks like this

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Black women are ugly.
The only exception are light-skinned or mixed-race black women.
They are the most unattractive group of women on the planet. They are coal black, can't grow hair out of their head and are fat. They come up with all these conspiracy theories like colorism and European beauty standards about why people find them ugly. No bitch, you're just ugly and no one wants to look at you.
If the average black woman took off her wig and 10 pounds of makeup, she would be confused for Tyrone.

your very cute but damn your autistic

This line still cuts deep

Want to return to the motherland (Ireland)

FONT

you idiot

always find it interesting how so many black men who make it in life and get rich and/or famous almost always get asian, white, or hispanic wives and rarely get black wives

These are the FACTS

I can get into My Little Pony

I miss my ex the most because I am not sure i can attain a 10/10 again. I understand that I am attractive and all that but my autism hurts me.

yeww..... EEEEEDIIOOOT

Dana White is actually hosting the 100 man vs 1 Gorilla event, my gal.

indeed

What if it's just Joe Rogan vs 10 random people off the street

true but lots of mixed race black/white girls are pretty

i watched the first few seasons back in the day when it was big on the 'chon

had a 'nap' at 5pm and woke up at 1am, bye bye sleep pattern

Sign me up.

Are you Irish diaspora?

do it fgt <3 xxxx :3c

do you think you could fight 100 women by yourself. i think i could

why don't you spam AI images or make bad psych editions anymore?

every time i leave the house raging bull stylee

Doom music starts playing

Joe Rogan beats his chest

Cripples 4 people

Knocks out 3

3 get killed

And it's 50 bucks for the paper view

arti says thnk u!

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got the lady gaga open air show on

got the carly rae jepsen on

Is there anything to do if I visit Manchester?

silence is violence! :)

Why did spaki get banned again?

wearing speedos

boo!

yeah loads

browsing coomer.su

Sort your lives out, this has been fun.

dot soviet union

why does this domain still exist?

raped his niece

Need an Anglo fittie GF who wants to be a Yank sexual relief machine

Why did it exist in the first place?

Because when the internet was first invented the Soviet Union was a country that still existed.

There's also a .dd domain for East Germany as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.dd

i'll be your gf (male)

I am unworthy of love

How do I move on from my ex it's been a while and I miss her still because no one will ever find me attractive again

smoker

bet her breath smells like actual shit

Judge not, lest ye be judged

Man, you know who we haven't heard from for a while? Fucking Russia. We should send them an email... shit. We didn't set them up with a country code yet, did we? I'm sure Gorbachev will appreciate this low-res scan of my balls with his face drawn on them.

scranchester city

Those chips look tragic. Otherwise I wouth mouthfuck this.

man what the fuck is that

mental how even the cutest girl becomes disgusting when you discover she's a smoker

my mum smokes and she's still fit as fuck

mental how it bothers you that much

mad how lib dems have more councillors than tories now. they've been the shit third option for as long as i've been alive

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it's not about appearance, it's about having a disgusting addiction that makes your breath, body and vicinity smell like fucking shit

It's gonna be easy under Albanese

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got a chocolate stout

nta but you're gay
also tobacco by itself smells nice, what's not nice is when it clings to clothes and goes stale and mixes with body odour, which doesn't happen if you have decent hygiene

are you gay

I can't believe you motherfuckers are seriously gonna re-elect that cunt.

Poztralia must honestly be the #1 most retarded country in the entire world, no joke.

anyone else feeling like Grendel from the movie?

I can corroborate. His ma's toight.

he's like a clinton/blair type figure right?

At mates house

Take a sneak peak inside his mums room

See this

"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been lonely ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"

She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 40 year old thick mummy body.

WYD?

no nigga i just have standards, i actually had a date with a smoker before covid and it wasn't very pleasant to be near her

fuck janny

I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me

what you talking to me for

He's literally a Poztralian clone of Queer Starmer.

Never had any women compliment or acknowledge my physique in any way or indeed even look at me or speak to me.

However recently on 2 (two) separate occasions men have spoken to me about it. First I got out of a lift and a guy probably in his 40s held the door for me in the hall and said I was looking good. Then about a week later I was walking to my car and a man in his 70s stopped to talk to me, asked if I was an athlete and what training I did. Then he spent a good 30 mins talking to me on the pavement about his life.

I take these as good omens that I am going in the right direction.

may watch the les miserables movie with hugh jakman

qrd on albo?

Tobacco flowers, and fermented/toasted/unburned tobacco leaves smell great.
The best cigar I've ever had still fucking reeked. The Gauloises brunes and the facsimiles I love reek. It's not the mixture with body odour, it's the burning tobacco. I can put one out (while Churchill levels of shitfaced), go about my life, and come back near that ashtray and wonder what horrible crime had been committed in the vicinity. It's definitely not cedar or sweetgrass.

DUDE WEED

Kill yourself.

considering I'm in a thing with my fat sister and fat aunt...
Yeah, I'm in. Someone else's relative might be a nice change of pace.

*walks towards you*

dodge dodge duhhhhhhhhhh ded

Dude beer guys be like

Breh, I'm 6'5". How am I eye to eye with this lovely amazon's navel? How tall are these doors?

I really appreciate you inviting me out for dinner tonight anon! I've been feeling down ever since my husband went on a business trip to Thailand with his colleagues for 6 months.

WYD?

My life sucks I only have 4500 dollars in spending

considering I'm in a thing with my fat sister and fat aunt...

Sorry, what?
Do you mean you're fucking your fat sister and your fat aunt?
Have you lost your fucking mind?

some cigarettes smell nice while they're burning though. others don't, idk what brands because i'm not a smoker

his last name means "Albanian" in Italian