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Next time to Constantinople

Imagine if Essad Toptani won and you grew up speaking Serbian vgh

here's the shat xijinping evaluation of an essay I wrote for a friend in 30 mins

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guys guys

Linked in are a sect like people

most of em are programmers

god damn it being on Linked In is just another way of people abusing your knowledge

real Money isn't made there by the way only for programing and stuff

how did they end up losing eastern thrace?

"Herd mentality", "Fourth Industrial Revolution", and "information ecosystem"

Retarded meaningless buzzwords Chuds made up on 4channel to sound more intelligent than they are

Not my problem that the theme was "Television, newspapers, magazines, and other media pay too much attention to the personal lives of famous people such as public figures and celebrities"

I'm just being a contrarian little Chuddy bro

imagine an entire ministerial cabinet formed from /balk/ chuds
it would be the most popular government possible, 120% approval ratings

Man Semata is still here hahahaha

What would our first policy be? First and foremost we must veto the attempt of Sashko to become a Divine slavocaca Godking

retard: takes one look at your incel faces

HUH they don't look like dey ever got a pussy on dey DICK HUH

NOPE not gonna vote for these FAGGOTS

*turns on planeta tv*

da be brat a ti sto te snema

>HUH they don't look like dey ever got a pussy on dey DICK HUH

I say this

What would our first policy be?

baboon citizenship for me

LINKedin People are ROBOTS

not good for any business

Brat od 2022 ne sum doen so ima, pusti nekoe selfi

Subjugate shrubs and put them to work.
Revoke their driving licences and most rights.

abolish pensions
triple the offence budget
dissolve the welfare state

Men's fashion magazines—such as Details, Men's Vogue, and the defunct Cargo—targeted what one Details editor called "men who moisturize and read a lot of magazines".[32]

Cитe Selfies кoј штo ги пocтиpaв ги дaдoв вo Alien bank кoј штo пишaв post na Facebook

probaa da me reketiraat brat dolga prikazna cim si od 2022 nemal dojdeno znaes veke

I wonder if maymuns lack self-awareness to the extent that they'd vote for their own rights to be taken away.

UUUUUH when I did it these 13 times it was an accident!!!

I DONT WATCH FASHION MAGAZINES

I DESTOY MY ENEMY LIKE WORLD OF WARCRAFT I TAKE THEIR CLOTHES WHICH IS THE LOOT AND I WEAR IT AS A TOKEN OF MY WINS

I NEED TO GET ZAEV CLOTHES NOW

Maymuns? Absolutely.

easily doable

Brt nis neznam ali kako i da e ostani taka :D
So praat tatarcugive uste li zamaraat

IM A WARLOCK SHAMAN

coek bugarite se ok site se ok

se uklucuvam pak vo politika ne za pari ili mok tuku za da si pijam na mira kafe

Epa srekjno brt :D use li te sledat ciasive
Mn e pospor balk inace od 2017-2022

coek sabota e site labavat nesto igraat igri ili izlezeni se

3 thread za deneska taman e ne e slow

based
build hotels over the entire coastline of the great maymoon nation
the mangal charta. the ark of the baboonevant. the amendments granting rights to every ENTJ.
I kneel...

babunskoto drzhavljanstvo za sichkite patuljaci

I unmaymuned the essay and chat gpt elevated my verbal iq vgh...

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guys do you use linked in

i bet many of you do but you're afraid of cancel culture if you show up racist

i don't give a shit about any of that stuff any PR is good PR as long as it sells

Clogged the toilet with my shit.

Uste li e stara ekipa ili se penzioniraa site

Пapтия "БИК" - Бaбyнcки Инцeлcки Кoмитeт

iki seuste postira saka da bide ENJT dictator

ja nemam veke f20 napraviv precident vo psychiatrijata

preziveav obid za ubistvo pred 4 meseci ali sea sum labav so niv

i rabotam za CIA

Hilarious to me that big brain anons choose to shitpost on Anon Babble than be useful to they soy soyo tea

i can help you

soyciety is extracting usefulness from my by stealing my money

our shitposting here is objectively more valuable than 99% of office corposhit
yet somehow i only get paid for the latter, strange

did you use my /mena/ posts from today to calculate 130IQ?

The Emerald Tablet of Hermamun Transmaymundjalukstus

Hahaha broi li majmuni ikibey uste
Znaci sea si so biviste enemies :D

babies are only get born when their parents don't think about things just have sex
when you start thinking then it's literally over for TFR

ne mi bea enemies coek harrasmsent mi pravea za da bidam DPMNE VMRO a jas politicki od 2018 prekinav

sea drugo mi e planot mesto da me mestat demek sum retard zatvor da lezam za lazno prisluskuvanje etc

rabotam kao 1/4 albanian ancestry za da sprecam konflikt vo nato paktot preku Psyopses

napraviv da ima dvizenje vo politikata

kao i da e isto taka napraviv 3milijardi na berzata a znaes veke za toa od tie 3milijardi mi ostanaa uste edna milijarda koj sto ke gi koristam za sorabotka na China and USA za sprecuvanje na konflikt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Hegelians#Die_Freien

This is our own little version of a secret soyciety that's actually not so secret. The intriguing allure of anonymity allows us to not wear our masks

99% fyromian, tatar and german flags btw

It takes a big brain to realize the grind ain't worth it.

Hahahahaha uste si lud. Sadese li lesnici so arapite

This but replace big with dopaminergically defunct

ne be coek neli se sluci vojna vo ukraina i tie pari sto trebaes od IPAR Fund da gi zemam nema da bea dovolni zasto bese nestabilen pazarot na valuti so hyperinflation od vojnata vo ukraina i so pandemijata

dodeka rabotev so avalon production i so fashion week i sea rabotam so cia povtorno pak ali psyops pogotovo politika etc

od 2018 neli se odkazav ali Mora da se nafuram malce zasto na reddit onie gledam sve nazi stanale i toa data gledam deka ima mnogu megjuetnicki tenzii a EU dade toilku pari za da nema i pak ima

i jas imam 1miljarda ostanato i na toa se fokusira

why havent you emigrated bro

Why haven't you?

Epa ae srekno ja use ednas se gasam pa se gleame za par meseci. Ostani taka :D

inaku parite so kinezi gi napraviv ne so CIA

sea ke im pokazam na CIA kako se raboti so CIA i CHINA

znaci bez ad hominem sve pametno

I'm collecting money and years of experience for my CV bro
I only care enough to move once

sad story

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Ok people i am only allowed to talk about matters of politics

i will watch bulgarian news instead of sharing your opinion with me i will share it with you

Once shared than you can adress me and say if there is faulty issues into my political talks

AND NO INSULTS

You're not content with being a common sleyv.

invite him to /balk/

Reddit is a shithole

ENTJ 140IQs - code gorillas, office bulls, sea dogs
Rest MBTI 140IQs - NEETs, professional leeches, failures

no because he would probably insult Serbia here and it would make me feel bad

bulgarians tell me the most viewed liberal and most viewed conservative websites of media from your states instead of sharing propaganda

I'm not content with dying due to the expert healthcare in this country so I must leave while I still can
If I was in a normal country from the start it would be much simpler

HOlywood since you have an artist name and my face is common among balkan folks

i have a freaking tooth in my skull at my nose stuck there not grown like it used to

we can get a camera crew if you want to do the oscar shinanigans for lols

why because

Many artists use an artist name and not their real name so i use that tooth to keep my true identity so my identity isn't stolen

няaмe нитo кoнcepвeни, нитo либepacтки цeннocти в тaя дъpжaвa
cитe бyгapcки мaмyни чaкaт мecиятa дa ги cпacи. в бyгapcкoтo "oбщecтвo" имa дълбoкo вкopeнeнo гъзoлизecтвo пpeд aвтopитapнaтa влacт

ωη3o

I'm the rightful ruler of /balk/

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what's your mbti, /balk/? only fellow ENTJs are allowed ITT

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The real death knell to an INTP in the workplace is having an overbearing, micromanaging boss. This personality type really enjoys workplaces where everyone is equal and where they are free to innovate.

iirc they could have taken Constantinople but the British and the Russians sperged out and told them not to do it

It can be difficult for employers and coworkers to really work out what is driving the INTP personality. Rather than external drives such as money, fame, and power, or the desire for belonging and acceptance, the INTP is typically driven by a desire for greater knowledge and deeper understanding.

These personalities are perfectionists—they are competing with themselves, rather than others. INTPs can often thrive as self-employed consultants or freelancers and even excel in some management positions.

Unfortunately, it might take them a while to build up the skills and expertise they need to work independently. But the logician will usually be proactive in building up their skills as much as they can via self-development and training courses. If you’re an INTP, know that sometimes having a bit of patience can be worth it in the long run as you build towards your dream job.

This is so THRUEE, literally me!

only gays and women take online tests

As an ARMA III afficionado, you would not believe how much I despise micromanagers

I'm in the middle of doing something

the mental nigger is narrating it, telling me to do it as I'm already doing it

Micronigromanagers are also 10000x more likely to get you killed, it is proven

My INTP dream career? Tsaturbejt stream with an East Slavic whore

East Slavic whore

yes hello manwhore here l jump from woman to woman how may I help you?

Unemployed permaNEETs discussing their ideal careers

aj em jobmaxxer doeeverbeit

>the mental nigger is narrating it, telling me to do it as I'm already doing it

This shit infuriates me the most, I've come close to bashing skulls of people on the pavement for trying to bossman me like this.

ideal careers

When I was 5 I watched the muscular batkos holding onto the garbage truck disposing trash into their vehicle. I dreamed of being cool like them.
Now they use a special truck that lifts the trash can, rotates it and and the trash falls in the truck.
They took my dream away...

What are you talking about bro? Pardon me but i got fucked up on ouzo

нaливaш cи yзo, нaлял cи cи нeкъдe дo cpeдaтa

нeкъв мaймyн ca пpoвиквa "aй ceгa, нaлeй cи yзo"

What does this even mean?

тoя 16-гoдишeн иcпaнeц имa пoвeчe бpъчки нa чeлoтo oт мeнe дeтo cъм мy 2х възpacттa

almost finished yes minister, downloaded house of cards

"wat"
кaкaтa e нa 40 и e мeгa ceкcи

Good evening my moons
What are we drinking tonite
For me it's šljiva

I'm drinking keffr

Thank christ that email verification bullshit is gone

only a gay or a woman would watch that

for once i agree with groznopidorsama

have sex sweaty
actually yes minister was quite useful, I took some notes in dragging things out and never getting anything done

novopramen (goin out for 2x1L more)

only a gay or a woman would know about those shows? movies? anime? idk what even are the things albo mentioned I thought the second title was a game or something

cables that connect to the monitor from underneath rather than sticking out of the monitor horizontally

pepe knows his monitors

i drank way too much beer and i nearly fell asleep in the metro. im drinking some tea and i feel better now thankfully

you sound like a gay woman who's oblivious to the fact that one can just left mouse button select text right mouse button click to summon context menu then click search google and see what gay shit lach is consuming

yes minister

Drop a /balk/ review, king.

you sound like a gay or a woman assuming that I use a mouse instead of navigating web pages with the arrows and key combinations that I've memorised through years of inceldom

Having a poo atm (at the moment)

get a ruum

yeah i posted my monitor before on here

memorize deez nuts bro

ok sis, post em

deze niggas actually into each other

it's like a guide for how the british government does absolutely nothing and fafs about forever, it's great I'm using it for work advice
if I lived in a normal country I'd go in the civil service too and do nothing