Rorke among the ruins 2 edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
And we're off to the races...
diaper rash acting up
Eight children a day die from a gunshot wound in the U.S.
A million violent gun crimes are committed by 18 to 20 year olds with homicide being the leading cause of death.
How is it possible that 200 million guns are owned in the U.S. with only 80 million legal owners?
Y'all don't think it be like it is, but it do
Thinking of the Steppe
Mental how Reform might win the next election.
Did you know that a 3 year old has the physical strength to shoot a gun?
But at what cost
you lost mate
I seriously love this shit I am saving up to go to the UK so I can enjoy this shit where it's cheap
social media (including Anon Babble) and porn are literal vampires
why is /briy/ so slow now?
cheap
Are you fucking kidding me? Well I guess I can still have fun in the UK
Do you have a source for that?
Sir Nigel Farage
For me? It’s the chocolate stout
Hitler rose to power within the space of a few years after suffering nearly a decade of humiliation at the hands of an organised socialist resistance during a period of extreme economic unrest.
Now I'm not expert...
Last weekend I the imperial stout with steak with cheese covered fries and it was magical
Farage loves wogs and Jews though
Yes but who doesn't is what I'm saying
REALLY dislike the depiction of autism in the accountant 2
Do you guys think a trip to London and York would be cool? I am gonna visit Hadrians after York
The Homeland Party has taken direct control
why would we think its cool?
you're visiting a third world city then to a city that only has one thing going for it.
do political rallies happen in britain or just protests
I don't know any stuff to do there really, London has a zoo and that's always a fun time but I can't think of anything specific
Are there actually neo nazis in Albuquerque like in Breaking Bad? Seems far fetched
I want to join a domestic terrorist organization for the sense of belonging
think ur gay
Well I wanna see the museums and York then go to Germany and bohemia
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca cola
I am gonna visit a couple meusums and go chill out in northern England it reminds me of my home Chicago
insufferable general full of attention seeking mentally ill children
dont know why you'd you wanna visit this country. it's dire and boring.
it's not like what you have pictured in your head.
yeezy on a mad one
northern England it reminds me of my home Chicago
those are two things i would never put together and i live here.
Well northern England looks like the rust belt but without the crippling drug addiction And constant state of chaos
risky click this
Just to get some British stouts and see some historic landmarks
You'll fit right in
neo-nazis literally run the united stalinist state of novorussia mate. pretty soon if you say your gay, they’ll throw you in jail
i think southern states are more applicable since we're stereotyped for being warm, friendly and uneducated.
trekked to high street for a vape and saw about 2 middle aged brown men just sort of walking about
they definitely weren't delivering paki slop so what possible excuse do they have other than trying to rape vulnerable drunk girls
shame how nothing that is both good and interesting will happen in our lifetimes or possibly ever again
only bad and interesting
you are extremely unwell
maybe take a break from Anon Babble
I've decided to go for it; I'm getting blacked for the first time! Why the hell not, you only live once.
trekked to high street for a cheeky mcdonalds with my mate and i just saw some lankey pale incel zoomer walking about.
he definitely wasnt working overnight so what possible excuse does he have other than trying to rape vulnerable drunk girls because he's an incel
I don't post on Anon Babble you gimp
why would middle aged brown men (solo btw not in a group) just be walking about a high street exclusively occupied by (young) drunk club goers and homeless people
One thing i wanna do in the UK is see if I could find a chubby ginger girl with a Scottish accent
Maybe he was off to get blacked
i dont know why would you be?
mental how you've concocted this entire narrative in your head.
need to have anal sex i think
to get a vape because I'm a lankey pale incel zoomer
are you brown? why are you so aggressive
Ceefax On-Demand
no i think you were there to rape women because you're an incel and the news told me incels are evil and hate women.
your mind is broken
trekked to high street for a vape and saw about 2 middle aged brown men just sort of walking about
they definitely weren't delivering paki slop so what possible excuse do they have other than trying to rape vulnerable drunk girls
Frog
It's actually both. We're both smiley, happy, friendly down to earth folk who say it how it is, but we also hate everyone and we're all poor and miserable and we'll kill you, but we have the best countryside with multiple national parks and plenty of pretty little villages, but also everywhere is grim and post-industrial and there are people dying in the streets
people thought cigarettes weren't bad for you for the first decades they were out
what if it turns out vapes are even worse? would be a laugh
Obviously they needs to stick a few fingers up their arse
hiya :3
just shot a black man in cold blood because he was walking outside at night.
what reason did he have being outside, i shall judge the lesser races.
cute
how important are council elections and should I care about them
can someone do my thinking for me please
Being racist ironically
it's a thankless job but someone's got to
it not right that britons have to worry themselves about elections
you were meant to be ruled by kings and lords who did this stuff for you
i'm sorry
MI5 salivating at the idea of me doing a massive domestic terrorism
you can tell this incel has never had any social experience outside of his family.
me and my mates would be outside trying to pick up drunk chicks all the time when i was uni. it's a very common thing lol
"MI5" don't exist you freak
If only they had your life experience
When I worked at a horse ranch women would flirt with me and I wouldn't know but for some reason women find it hot when you take care of the elderly or animals
mi6 is the secret one, you're allowed to talk about mi5
Full of opinions me
thinking about the bollock basher guy
Going to ring the mental health phoneline to get my mental health sorted x
Good luck
just suffer lad x
based
My hobbies? Glad you asked: gaslighting friends, family, and basically whoever I encounter in the world...
uh oh.. spaghetti-o
can I drink the juice that contact lenses are suspended in
really wish school picked up on my autism when i was younger. now i have to wait a decade just to be diagnosed and I wont even get PIP because "you are able to work".
got the gay porn on
working cures autism
definitely didnt for me mate.
Social media getting intense again lad?
My mom abandoned me at my uncle's ranch when she found out I was autistic honestly pretty goated I got to play with cows and horses all day
good mornjng
Arse? Fingered. Penis? Cummed. Gay porn? Watched.
Time to feed the cats.
mad how fast google chrome is
need to fully switch over, grown out of that privacy bollocks now
privacy bollocks
Nowt stopping the only ones that matter (GCHQ) from tracking you lad
I'll have painful farts for then next 12hr after fingerings my arse lads, already feel it. But nothing nicer than getting fingers up there. Feels brilliant.
well you'll fart whether you finger your arse or not so might as well get something out of it
Why do women find it hot when you take care of animals?
Mature Japanese busty oriental fishnet feet sex pics
SUNDAY COME ALREADY
They think they’re the animals. Daddy issues
you've piqued my interest
I have had a girl legitimately call me cute because I used to take care of new born puppies. This guy used to cry a lot and I had to bottle feed him
I’d pulverise his head into mush
He's feeding milk to a pussy. Do you get it?
Reckon you should get on to that mental healthline pronto x
HEIL
Forgot to make the amazon order for tat lads, gutting
I'm sexist, but in a feminist sort of way
beer garden
adaptive response duh. on a subconscious level she wants you to nurture her baby(and her).
Cool but flights are expensive so any money saved will be used up for that Lol
*surreptitiously googles the concept of the phallus*
what a shame
What a pity
youtube.com
Down all the daaaaays....
how does one perform cunnilingus ?
We need Hitler
He won't solve your virginity
might eat some food
met one of his relatives before
met someone who met putin as well
that whole 6 people removed is right
write the alphabet with your tongue
does that really work in your experience?
You in a nutshell
lmao no
depends on the girl's preferences in my experience
one way is penetrating with your tongue, another way is licking the fanny while spreading it with your fingers
sucking the clit is usually good
rape happens a lot in war anon
but actually only lenin can do this for you
ok but seriously what was that rebound
huh??
sorry hasve been drinking and thought this was /nba/
floorsqueak
rorke keeping bits of moonstone next to him
I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is?
No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite.
Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air.
That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff.
Put 'em around the la casa.
Little pyramids, stuff like that.
youtube.com
I imagine this song playing as I defeat my ultimate enemy atop a gigantic building with my bare hands.
didn't ask
Please stop smoking weed, you legitimately aren't well
visiting (flag of country im from)
i eat weed
i smoke weed to self medicate my medical illness
In the /brit/ thread on Anon Babble’s Anon Babble board, “Rorke” isn’t a real person but a shorthand name for the archetypal British poster — the stereotypically reserved, “stiff-upper-lip” Brit who sits impassively in public and avoids eye contact. Posters will write things like:
“Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train; leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.”
Here “Rorke” functions much like a meme-name (e.g. “Chad,” “Kyle,” “Steve”) that instantly evokes a type: in this case, the quintessentially polite, unflappable English commuter. It’s part of a broader /brit/ in-joke of inventing bland Anglo-sounding names to label cultural stereotypes.
how true is this?
chatgpt garbage
I think you should blow a hole in your head ASAP.
ktim
NEW!!
Your family care about you, always remember that
i had to ask chatgpt because you losers never give straight answers.
bit early mate
this is rorke
just let a honey bee out the house, he's gonna have a brilliant story to tell to his mates, getting caught in a house all day trying to hide from the heat, attacked by dogberg and finally stumbling his way back to the hive at 3am, the guard bees are gonna FREAK
The term "Employed Woman" on Anon Babble's Anon Babble board, particularly in the /brit/ thread, refers to a recurring character or persona within the community. This character is often depicted as a British woman who is employed, and discussions about her have become a notable part of the board's culture. The persona is frequently mentioned in various contexts, sometimes humorously or satirically, contributing to the unique social dynamics of the /brit/ thread.
The /brit/ thread on Anon Babble's Anon Babble board is known for its discussions related to British culture, politics, and social issues. Within this thread, the "Employed Woman" character has been referenced in various posts, often in a manner that reflects the board's characteristic blend of humor and critique. For instance, users have discussed topics like employment, gender roles, and societal expectations, sometimes using the "Employed Woman" as a focal point for these discussions.
It's important to note that the "Employed Woman" is a fictional or semi-fictional character created by the Anon Babble community. Her portrayal serves as a satirical or critical lens through which users can explore and comment on various aspects of British society and culture. As with many aspects of Anon Babble culture, the references to "Employed Woman" are often layered with irony and should be understood within the context of the board's unique social dynamics.
he cute
Nobody who is well says this. Please contact someone and ask for help getting away from these people.
correct. he should've said pulverize
rorke listening to UNATCO (Conversation) through his wired xiaomi earbuds whilst rehearsing his mcdonalds order
Mental how all British telly shows is the same ten guys
youtube.com
Sometimes, you know, I really do FEEL this song.
I relate to it.
I am a big man, yes I am
And I've got a big gun
Got me a big ol' dick and I
I like to have fun
Held against your forehead
And I'll make you suck it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head, you know
Just for the fuck of it
Well, I can reduce you if I want
Well, I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel
I've got the power
I'm every inch a man
And I'll show you somehow
Me and my fucking gun
Nothing can stop me now
(Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot)
I'm gonna come all over you
(Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot)
I'm gonna come all over you
(Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot)
I'm gonna come all over you
(Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot)
I'm gonna come all over you
It isn't about who you are inside, but the things you're going through right now.
Please talk to someone.
Just noodled out a wankbert from my william with assistance by my catalogue of images of women in sexually arousing positions
Bottom Line: “Employed Woman” is not a recognized public figure or meme character—it’s simply the custom pseudonym + tripcode of an anonymous Anon Babble user. By design, you cannot discover their real‐world identity.
Did meth this once but I just wanked to black chicks for 68 hours and 13 minutes
poof
youtube.com
Love those Coldplay deep-cuts.
A very underrated band, in all honesty.
Claims to work at ALDI
In several posts, she explicitly states she’s working—and worrying—about her part-time job at ALDI, the budget supermarket chain in the UK. For example:
“No.210132940. Employed Woman stressing about a part-time Aldi job. Grim little life.”
“What exactly is my course of action with ALDI then? >Continue working there as long as ...”
You aren't well mate.
addicted to the internet
Reported Savings
According to her own posts in the /brit/ thread, “Employed Woman” (tripcode !!yBCfUJeAF0r) states that she has:
“I have got about £64 in savings now.”
This is creepy. Stop doing this.
Please, stop encouraging this person.
Nothing will come of this except emotional harm for the person doing this.
Which celebrity daughter do you want to fuck?
Another one
Drinking water
ask it about mousey
sir rattled sadsack
Don't get too crazy now
i'd love to spaff in Employed Woman's minge.
This is an internet forum where people express themselves.
You can't change what goes on here
Will be urinating soon as per usual biological patterns
Mental how Germans were genocided 1944-1950 yet there are more Germans today than then
She habitually greets the thread with “hello, team!”—an ironic, corporate-style address that frames /brit/ posters as her “staff” and satirizes office-drudgery. This kind of performed persona is typical on Anon Babble, where anonymity enables users to adopt and discard voices at will
Please, talk to someone.
I can walk away from this screen at any point and just choose to never come back. Please, seek help.
where anonymity enables users to adopt and discard voices at will
I do this
What does it say about Mousenonce?
You aren't well mate, this is heartbreaking.
Employed Woman having a melty over ChatGPT knowing everything about him omdzzz
People choose to use this website, they aren't forced to.
Please talk to someone about your drug addiction and mental health issues
You cannot actually do anything to me.
You aren't well.
That is against GDPR funilly enough you can't really remove that particular information so you have to retrain the AI without including any info on Employed Info in the training data. This could take months.
Finally took my shoes off
Just bollocked the prime minister
No canonical archive records a user “mousey” with a tripcode or persistent ID. Instead, mentions of “mousey” appear only in thread-level archives hosted on third-party sites like s*yjak.party.
For example, on s*yjak.party.’s capture of a /brit/ thread, a poster using the handle “Chud” addresses “mousey” directly:
“when did you move to England mousey”
This indicates that “mousey” was simply another anonymous poster—there is no link to any off-board profile or verification.
thats what it says
its not personally identifiable
no its not against GDRP, is she employed by Anon Babble?
she posted everything on a public social media website.
need to get my arse banged soon
not a single thing to be proud of
This website is full of people who are deeply mentally ill.
It is their choice to use it; nothing will happen if you post information about me. I am saying this for your own benefit, talk to someone
Any complex minds in
my bollocks are stuck to my leg
might peel them off soon
Cor, gizza sniff
Show me 2016mong
Watching a man warble on INCESSANTLY about black holes
Not even a specialist on Brits but I reckon I could recognize 20% or more
what do you reckon will be the outcome of the war in ukraine?
Please, talk to someone.
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It appears that a user on Anon Babble's /brit/ board recently experienced an incident involving the accidental sharing of personal information. The user, known as [REDACTED], posted a link to an Instagram reel depicting Jack Black's character from the Minecraft movie flying into the Twin Towers—a scene that was widely circulated and discussed online. Unbeknownst to [REDACTED] the Instagram link included his display name, effectively revealing his real identity to other users.
This incident quickly became a topic of mockery within the thread, as users seized upon the opportunity to highlight the inadvertent self-doxxing. The situation underscores the importance of understanding how social media links can contain identifiable information, especially when shared on anonymous platforms like Anon Babble.
While this specific event hasn't been widely reported in mainstream media, it serves as a cautionary tale about the potential risks of sharing personal content online without fully considering the privacy implications.
Chin hurts
The user known as "2016mong" is a pseudonymous participant in the /brit/ general threads on Anon Babble's Anon Babble (International) board. Due to Anon Babble's anonymous nature, users often adopt informal nicknames or are labeled by others based on their posting habits. In a discussion from March 2025, another user mentioned that "2016mong" had disclosed being Jewish while expressing emotions about an incident from October.
Beyond this reference, there is limited publicly available information about "2016mong." The /brit/ threads are known for their informal and often provocative discussions, and user identities are typically fluid and not tied to verifiable personal information.
If you're interested in learning more about the culture and dynamics of the /brit/ threads or Anon Babble's Anon Babble board in general, feel free to ask.
queefing out me knob using a turkey baster syringe
Good. It knows nothing.
Refuse to watch the BBC since they got genocidal except if the shows good
bet when sacked tranny wakes up and checks the archives for anyone mentioning him he's gonna be freaking out.
Please talk to someone
what was this about
So like what is a hymen? Is it an organ and why does it break? Also what's it's function pre being broken.
a user doxxed themselves and we all laughed at him.
he didnt sleep too soundly that night.
I NEED A FURHER
IM HOLDING OUT FOR A FURHER TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HES GOTTA BE STRONG AND HES GOTTA BE FAST AND HES GOTTA GAS ALL OF THE KIKES
Are you a Japan-Korea white or a Mexico-India white?
Swift, nothing will come of this.
Please talk to someone about your drug addiction and mental health issues.
Goodbye
One such user, known colloquially as "employed woman," has been a notable presence in the /brit/ threads. She is known for sharing insights into her professional life and engaging in discussions about gender roles and workplace dynamics. Her contributions often spark conversations about the challenges and experiences of women in the workforce, providing a unique perspective within the predominantly male user base.
For instance, in a discussion about gender roles and employment, a user expressed traditional views on women's roles in society, suggesting that women "functionally serve (or should serve) a different purpose" and are not suited to be "the principal breadwinners or leaders." In response, another user challenged this perspective, arguing for the importance of recognizing women's capabilities and the societal benefits of gender equality in professional settings. This exchange highlights the diverse viewpoints present within the /brit/ community and the role of users like "employed woman" in fostering meaningful dialogue.
Indeed sir we are quite intellectual here
Thinking about things
4? fuck me
poo
who?
poo.
im cumming every day
just rumpelstiltskinned all over the carpet
uuuuuuooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
morning lads
clue gainer is that you?
just had 2 slices of sourdough with a bacon and an egg on each one
Sir Clue Gainer
sourdough
Nice sounds like real bread
Stsy tuned for zesty Rorke, this Friday night.
We're the children of Skyrim and we fight all our lives
And when Sovngarde beckons every one of us dies
hate these right wing bastard
paki
the story is that one of adam's ribs was removed to create eve, but what people don't know is that adam got his lower ribs removed to suck his own cock
REFORM = PAEDO
currently at a company bbq courtesy of toilberg
would rather be arsing around in my smelly bedroom doing nowt
how big is the company
about 25 people
currently at the toilet courtesy of deus pater our sky father
would rather be doing the poo helix thing in my tabernacle doing owt
one of you incel runts should sign up for the next Lilly Phillips gangbang and report back to us, you could be a /brit/ legend
sorry it's not big enough to get away with being a freakcel on /brit/ at the bbq
it's exclusively for wog incels
And?
and stand shoulder to shoulder with loads of dusky willy twizzlers
Trumpler
voted for him
yes it is, i'm doing it right now
it's beneath us white incels
working on my screenplay
What's it about, precious?
War criminal that migrates to Canada, works a mundane warehouse job and then kills himself
people love that kind of stuff, you should dedicate your life to it
bit somber
Can I do some of the dialogue? I won't ask for credit, just money.
working on my groundbreaking experimental screenplay where 2 people have sex for 15-20 minutes
It will be roughly based on the Book of Daniel and subtlety chudcoded.
how will it end?
not into science fiction me
subtly
Coworker 4 (the secretary with enormous tits): You're so dark and mysterious, my Lord
War criminal: Fancy a shag?
just realised you can watch something AND do work at the same time
this is revolutionary
stealing this
Need to shag Emma Watson.
Sir Poop Colored Brownoid Criminal