It still amazes me how united statians measure time the same way we do and not in some retarded, obscure...

It still amazes me how united statians measure time the same way we do and not in some retarded, obscure, needlessly complicated and imprecise """"unite of measurement """"' like moments for example. Surprised they have the same calendar as the rest of us, missed opportunity, they should invite their own with year 0 being the year they got their independence and have a month named after each and every black man who died to white cops.
They're such yards it's unreal, how can a mutt call himself learned if he doesn't know the Fuck a kilometer or a liter or a Celsius is? Laughable.

Is that his outie

imprecise

How the fuck is it "imprecise"? It's the same exact thing, just a different number.

That's his real brain, it's solely responsible for one thing and one thing only, regulating his eating pattern. How are you unfamiliar with the anatomy of an American?

Hmh... Measuring shit in feet is precise?

Using 12s feels linear instead of 10's which feels logarithmic

You already use the metric system to measure bullet diameters, the most American thing of all, and you have more guns in murika per Capita than people let alone bullets (even when stretching the definition of people to include anglo mutts) use your love for warmongering, bloodlust, infanticide, violence, murdering the innocent and wanton mass destruction to motivate you to adopt the metric system fully in everything else.

And you measure your drugs in grams, do away with pounds and adopt kilograms.

all measurements feel logarithmic. that's how we perceive the world

Americans scare the shit out of me. Literal demons put in this earth to corrupt and bully the innocent. Death to USA

Massive umbilical hernia. His abdominal muscles literally gave out under the strain of carrying that weight and ripped down the middle. If you palpated that mass you would be feeling his large intestine.

The human body really is a marvel of engineering. It's strange to me that God created something so incredibly robust in a physical sense but so overwhelmingly prone to fragility and breakage in the psychological sense.

How the fuck do you get that fat. I start getting a little belly fat and I feel awful and immediately drop my calories for a few weeks. I can’t fathom the American desire to consume

Obsessed retard

Getting this fat is genuinely not possible without some level of mental illness

Don’t you have some money to be sending to Jews or some ancestors of your ancestors slaves to seethe over or some native Americans to be exploiting or some middle eastern children to be killing

quite easy to do really, just keep eating

How the fuck do these people afford all the food while on disability payments

You’ve got a massive amount of homelessness and poverty meanwhile these landwhales live on an all you can eat buffet. How does that happen, why aren’t fat people ashamed of themselves and why do Americans as a society allow these great sin

Is it wrong to feel like such a human is pathetic and worthless? I do feel bad for him, but only slightly. I feel like it could be better for everyone, including himself, if he died or had never existed.

one imperial foot is 30.48 metric centimeters. do you think we measure things with out actual feet, on the bottoms of our legs? think, man. a modern society doesnt exist without precise measures.

Lust provoking image

you're thinking of ground 0

I am part Māori and proud of that. Not all of us are retarded racists.

the fatter you are, the more payments you get
very ingenious system

don't you there are tall and short people commie???

I knew it. That’s why no one should take you seriously especially when you mention race or fatness.

Go back to pol you mentally ill freak. Maybe try some Chinese pharmaceuticals to cure your McDonald coated cerebellum

What does this mean

Noooo don’t mention problems with my society ahhhhhhhh engage with the culture war distraction instead noooooo

But you are Anon Babbleynesian.
To quote Norm MacDonald, it’s the hypocrisy.
New Zealand is so fat and mixed race it’s makes Texas look like a German pow camp.

It's his benis :D

I doubt you could even point nz out in a map. Don’t talk like you know anything about us

I could

At least they put their own retarded spin on things with AM/PM instead of the more reasonable 24h clock, which is not nothing

I'd legit kill myself and I was that fat. Seriously, how do you even get fucking fat? You stay in a chair everyday and take 10k calories?

if I was that fat*
that fucking fat*
can't type for shit

You’re not American though. Most Americans I’ve met online are arrogant assholes would say somethjng like ‘why would I need to know where it is on a map, what do you do for me’
They are obsessed with personal gain and remain ignorant of most of the things in this world. There is a marked absence of curiosity with these creatures.

kek horrifying thought

just keep eating

Easier said than done, especially if you're eating healthy food with 1g/kg of protein

Are Americans immune to diabetes and hypertension?

You'd have to be eating consstantly. At that point it sounds like a lot of effort and like it wouldn't even be enjoyable.
like how does he manage to not vomit from over-eating?

logarithmic