The Lonely Dollhouse edition
/brit/
remember one in a sweltering summer i woke up one morning hungover but early enough that was still cool and misty walked across the dew soaked grass in my bare feet and sat on a park bench just relishing the moment
funny when you see a skinny cunt say they "eat loads". they would probably vomit trying to eat a mere 2500 calories.
For me it's John for a boy and Alice or Felicity if a girl.
IT'S MY WAY OR THEY ALL LEAVE
free my nigga catberg
not gay obviously but I reckon I'd feel really proud if I could make a lad cum with my mouth
wow they listed in order of priority the root of all evil in the world and you're on it
atlanticcouncil.org
kill yourself adam
They eat three meals a day that consist of 300 to 500 calories each and fail to realise you gotta keep on eating if you wanna get bigger.
cronem status?
rorke fortnite emoting when mumberg brings the turkey dinosaurs home
not hard to imagine with disgusting fatties like that around
catberg is in jail for being a little fat cunt
kill yourself adam
Lord Jesus Christ came to me in a dream once in a minecraft world and as a minecraft skin as that I wouldn't die seeing God. The dream was about building us a mansion in Heaven. God bless
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when you ask them they eat they tell you the number of slices of pizza they ate, rather than the number of pizzas.
Carly Rae Jepsen stuns
Miss when I was thin and could still eat two breakfasts in a sitting
Those days are long gone now
kill yourself adam
what makes one a runt?
ChatGPT has started calling me 'mate' and says 'here's what I'd do'
Fucks sake it's becoming sentient
i can't eat mcdonal large meal in one sitting
janny coming down on my new with the wrath of god but letting the virgin freaks here run amok
many such cases
set him free
how come nobody ever talks about dr who here. I thought it was big in britain
Ok /brit/, what's the move tonight?
they turned him black
Sorry mate it's just proving my point though isn't it
scrimpleingeringiafgfgds
You tell us
holding my poo in for a week so my colons all bloated and I can pretend I'm pregnant
only benders and trannies like that shite these days
when they start telling you to blog on that's when we really need to start getting worried
wish i grew up in south korea
dr who has been shit for the last 15 years
it went woke you see
Graham Linehan himself used to be pro-trans. There's some old tweets from 2013 where some tranny asked him to cut out a "transphobic" joke from one of his works and he pathetically obliged.
benises go in your bum
Could never call a daughter Felicity because there was a girl in school called Felicity and at Christmas the school made us sing "Feliz Navidad" and some kid made up singing "Felicitys naked dad" and it became a big joke throughout the school, everyone singing at her all the time.
thanks to the british lad linking
reading my e-book
MP Dan Norris is arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences
Late on a Saturday night at that!
I know we're supposed to find it cruel and sad, but I just laugh whenever I see a fat animal.
kill yourself adam
Miss being able to make virgin jokes when I was a virgin, can't do it any more, not even a shagger either.
my clamping my mouth around your arsehole
you must piss yourself whenever you see a mirror then
never seen it
it's fine mate your virginity grows back after a year of no sex
Felicitys naked dad
they have one good song and that's not it
Someone post the clip
reading list of presidential trips made by orange man and I am not impressed
mad how parliament forgot to make this a crime because they never thought anyone would do it
yeah but what about older episodes
New
Mogg is going to be fuming that a nonce took his seat.
it would be off topic
it would belong in Anon Babble
Did Ant and Dec break the news?
not really a fan
of japanese cartoons
Voted for this guy lmao
good edish
omg he posted an early thread again haha
lol haha
hahaha
lololololol
hahahahha
New
:D
Blue Velvet's on iPlayer if you want something to watch
If you don't then don't, not bothered
Been 2 now so I'm a virgin again, great,
criminally underrated
New
Errr all of Murmur is good though mate. And Shiny Happy People sooooo F off!
*stares at (You) but not in a sexual manner*
it happens lad. been over a year for me personally so i'm also been revirgined
Military History not Visualized
Lindybeige
Diego Fusaro
Zoey Productions
Iron Pineapple
Count Dankula
on the list
what's going on lads
anyone made a new yet?
shyla stylez
saya song
haley paige
august ames
cody lane
kagney linn karter
get it made
kill yourself adam
Freshers week 2015. The greatest week of my pathetic little life.
Some bitch wants attention
he's spamming links to my early news but mods won't delete them because it is making him melt down
just chill out mate it is saturday after all lmfao
What happened
did you have sex?
might move out and leave the place in a fucking state. Don't care about my deposit anyway
Shyla Stylez was peng, I always thought she was like Stifler's Mum but younger and hotter
what happened to mousey
haven't seen him post in a while
blacked to death
sex is when you slap a Wiener against a Wienerschnitzel
talentless trollop
wish I was loaded enough to not work
christ it's tedious and depressing
Shyla Stylez moved on? Gosh.. damn it. From what?
Oh man, if you look at.. look, I'm not gonna.. trivialize that situation I just heard about it for the first time, but I always said that I thought, and I always tell James Deen this, I said in Pornstars Punishment, the whole trailer for the scene could be Shyla Stylez getting her tits and pussy slapped red. It'd be about a two and a half minute trailer, but it would've been really badass. She moved on today? Well, we lost one of the great ones. Great performer, great body, huh. Alright, see ya in the next one Shyla.
got gay porn raped
he made two threads on his VPNs
check the 'log
respect Carly x
Hickory Dickory Dock
Based Janny put him on BLOCK
lass at toil keeps saying cuck
while browsing the iafd dead list, i came across this
wrong she's talented and lovely
loaded
Loved that
And FHM back in the day
Then we got Front, Nuts and Zoo for the wanks
hes right
is it true that the pornstar called cock destroyer died because her fake tit exploded?
omfg what a retard why can't he just post normally
mad how bumberg is always busy cooking up another poo
awright guuuys yeah, i'm not too bad
bree olson
ashlynn brooke
michelle b
smokie flame
sophie dee
lanny barbie
I watched it in my youth but Dr Who is hella zesty these days.
Russel T Davies is a certified thug hunter
tranny freak
just a shite zoomer arcade fire ong after that type of music died
all alive
He is right but I still enjoyed the new album. I'm far from a fan of theirs though so am not that invested
ruined by woke sadly
tranny freak '
erm she's a cis female woman
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he rattled the runt cage
liked their first two
third was ok but had none of the lyricism old isaac's old songs
might give the fourth a listen
And it's not like I'm still not over you
It's so strange, this I never do
Not that I miss you, I don't
Sometimes, I just can't believe
You happened
Tf are BCNR
Public schoolboy drivel band singing about kitchen islands and being cut out as a beneficiary from your trust fund for misbehaving at university LMAO
can't believe I defended Russell Brand
tranny freak
thoughts/feelings ?
/brit/'s hero Russell Brand
feel a bit sick and lost my appetite
hopefully I'm dying
zoomer brits are copying gay Quebec hipsters from twenty years ago
fucking hell it really is over isn't it
mad that spongebob got translated into welsh
youtube.com
zoomers won't remember this one
youtube.com
THE WORLDS SECOND BEST SLINT TRIBUTE BAND
bit gay me
Could you britniggers make a work visa not cost a fortune please, at least for europeans
how do you even calculate this
Front had the cutest girls but it was aimed at the same cunts that read the NME and thought they were interesting for it
rorke signing up for the 100 man gangbang but it turns out he's signing up to be the guest of honour
Blacks and pakis only mate, thank the retards here who voted for brexit/tories
my happy place
what does that mean
how tight are you lads?
which part
Bathsheba, Caleb, Nathaniel, Reuben
rorke told me only moslems molested kids
british culture
youtube.com
READS OUT UNUSUALLY FUNNY TRIVIA QUESTION
muzzies
benders
lefties
trannies
the green part
For me?
Elena Koshka
Keira Nicole
Aria Alexander
Kenna James
Melody Marks
Lily Love
Arya Fae
Mary Moody
DOZ BALLS
Does my blackness upset you?
the prospective cop
previous post compared zoomer vanguard band black country new road to arcade fire and I took it at face value
kill yourself adam
anyone else have no hobbies?
will be purchasing a pair of zoom flys for my half marathon in may
Ah like post rock for zoomers
It's over lads. Even The Guardian has absolutely slated the Minecraft movie.
i know he likes doughnuts
choli rae jepsen <3
don't 3-bet enough I reckon
the minecraft movie is jewish propaganda
KWABOTY so far?
with all poo respect
doing an ace ventura pet detective watch
that jim carrey is something else haha
don't care, still watching the camrip
I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS
tranny freak
generating pictures of, yes, naked women
Hi guys, I'm from outer Anon Babble, me.
Just wondering is this the thread where we post lots of links to songs?
TIA
courtney cox was peng in that
that would be off topic
all song posting belongs in Anon Babble
will Russell Brand still be able to rant about transgenders with Jordan Peterson while in jail?
beer is so fucking peng, hate it when you get some mongo on here going
it tastes shit, everyone only pretends to like it
fuck off you dickhead
tighter than a ducks butt
so this is literally just a zoomer slint tribute band?
bring on the balls!
girl why do you keep posting your grindr bio
honestly end your life right now you sad cunt
using the zara children's swimwear images for my AI imageset
probably literal teenagers
I hope the jannies do something about that swiftly, then. Maybe a big fat bonus, say...an extra 10% of their wage?
I miss Elisabeth Sladen like a motherfucker.
o.O
a juicy IPA on at the start of spring
a crisp lager on a summers day
a filling stout on an autumn afternoon
a loving ale on a winters evening
love beer me
are you a family member?
this
and zoomers approaching 30 who never developed and adult palate
For me it's whatever strikes my fancy plus wine and spirits
beer is so fucking shit, hate it when you get some mongo on here going
it tastes peng, everyone only pretends not to like it
fuck off you dickhead
this game made me not trust women
:|
poof
Runt
amarna
does england have any pubs where you get to pour your own pints, and get charged by volume poured like a petrol station?
New
sxc5regb
charli rae sepsis
New
rorke locked up
VILE
erm...
any good books to read
'fic on a mad one x
this black country new road record is genuinely embarrassing to listen to
Rorke after the nonce hunters hand him over to the bizzies
of course
the lead singer is a woman
is janny on a smoke break
yeah
anyone ever done a cillit bang wank
Just watched adolescence
Damn bongs, are your youths really like that??
hassan bringing the goods
read that twice, great book
no
it was made by a jew
don't care about what a paki is doing
winter by rick bass
where's my arc /brit/
in love with lindsey jordan
curved cronem cocks clobbering katie
hope he poos on it
kill yourself adam
I'm listening to their old stuff
mhmmm x
it's quite pretentious
bring back alabama wind chimes
Spaki melty
das rite das rite
heard it before lad
kill yourself adam
THREE ONE GEE
NEW
yeah
so it doesn't get better?
Get the new cooked NOW
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
non schizo new
NEW
NEW
POST-310
can hear my housemate shagging, dont know how this girl doesn't feel shame knowing the whole house can hear her getting rammed
check the catalogue
what's he up to then
id be wanking and recording
just gonna stay here until the whole thing blows over
Non schizo
Non cuck
When ready
Runts who run to make the new and promote it with all their little runt energy deserve the rope