/brit/

The Lonely Dollhouse edition

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remember one in a sweltering summer i woke up one morning hungover but early enough that was still cool and misty walked across the dew soaked grass in my bare feet and sat on a park bench just relishing the moment

funny when you see a skinny cunt say they "eat loads". they would probably vomit trying to eat a mere 2500 calories.

For me it's John for a boy and Alice or Felicity if a girl.

IT'S MY WAY OR THEY ALL LEAVE

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free my nigga catberg

not gay obviously but I reckon I'd feel really proud if I could make a lad cum with my mouth

kill yourself adam

They eat three meals a day that consist of 300 to 500 calories each and fail to realise you gotta keep on eating if you wanna get bigger.

cronem status?

rorke fortnite emoting when mumberg brings the turkey dinosaurs home

not hard to imagine with disgusting fatties like that around

catberg is in jail for being a little fat cunt

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kill yourself adam

Lord Jesus Christ came to me in a dream once in a minecraft world and as a minecraft skin as that I wouldn't die seeing God. The dream was about building us a mansion in Heaven. God bless

high activity

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when you ask them they eat they tell you the number of slices of pizza they ate, rather than the number of pizzas.

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns

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Miss when I was thin and could still eat two breakfasts in a sitting
Those days are long gone now

kill yourself adam

what makes one a runt?

ChatGPT has started calling me 'mate' and says 'here's what I'd do'

Fucks sake it's becoming sentient

i can't eat mcdonal large meal in one sitting

janny coming down on my new with the wrath of god but letting the virgin freaks here run amok
many such cases

set him free

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how come nobody ever talks about dr who here. I thought it was big in britain

Ok /brit/, what's the move tonight?

they turned him black

Sorry mate it's just proving my point though isn't it

scrimpleingeringiafgfgds

You tell us

holding my poo in for a week so my colons all bloated and I can pretend I'm pregnant

only benders and trannies like that shite these days

when they start telling you to blog on that's when we really need to start getting worried

wish i grew up in south korea

dr who has been shit for the last 15 years
it went woke you see

Graham Linehan himself used to be pro-trans. There's some old tweets from 2013 where some tranny asked him to cut out a "transphobic" joke from one of his works and he pathetically obliged.

benises go in your bum

Could never call a daughter Felicity because there was a girl in school called Felicity and at Christmas the school made us sing "Feliz Navidad" and some kid made up singing "Felicitys naked dad" and it became a big joke throughout the school, everyone singing at her all the time.

thanks to the british lad linking

reading my e-book

MP Dan Norris is arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences

Late on a Saturday night at that!

I know we're supposed to find it cruel and sad, but I just laugh whenever I see a fat animal.

kill yourself adam

Miss being able to make virgin jokes when I was a virgin, can't do it any more, not even a shagger either.

my clamping my mouth around your arsehole

you must piss yourself whenever you see a mirror then

never seen it

it's fine mate your virginity grows back after a year of no sex

Felicitys naked dad

they have one good song and that's not it

Someone post the clip

reading list of presidential trips made by orange man and I am not impressed

mad how parliament forgot to make this a crime because they never thought anyone would do it

yeah but what about older episodes

New

Mogg is going to be fuming that a nonce took his seat.

it would be off topic
it would belong in Anon Babble

Did Ant and Dec break the news?

not really a fan
of japanese cartoons

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Voted for this guy lmao

good edish

omg he posted an early thread again haha
lol haha
hahaha
lololololol
hahahahha

New

:D

Blue Velvet's on iPlayer if you want something to watch
If you don't then don't, not bothered

Been 2 now so I'm a virgin again, great,

criminally underrated

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Errr all of Murmur is good though mate. And Shiny Happy People sooooo F off!

*stares at (You) but not in a sexual manner*

it happens lad. been over a year for me personally so i'm also been revirgined

Military History not Visualized
Lindybeige
Diego Fusaro
Zoey Productions
Iron Pineapple
Count Dankula

on the list

what's going on lads

anyone made a new yet?

shyla stylez
saya song
haley paige
august ames
cody lane
kagney linn karter

get it made

kill yourself adam

Freshers week 2015. The greatest week of my pathetic little life.

Some bitch wants attention

he's spamming links to my early news but mods won't delete them because it is making him melt down

just chill out mate it is saturday after all lmfao

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What happened

did you have sex?

might move out and leave the place in a fucking state. Don't care about my deposit anyway

Shyla Stylez was peng, I always thought she was like Stifler's Mum but younger and hotter

what happened to mousey
haven't seen him post in a while

blacked to death

sex is when you slap a Wiener against a Wienerschnitzel

talentless trollop

wish I was loaded enough to not work
christ it's tedious and depressing

Shyla Stylez moved on? Gosh.. damn it. From what?

Oh man, if you look at.. look, I'm not gonna.. trivialize that situation I just heard about it for the first time, but I always said that I thought, and I always tell James Deen this, I said in Pornstars Punishment, the whole trailer for the scene could be Shyla Stylez getting her tits and pussy slapped red. It'd be about a two and a half minute trailer, but it would've been really badass. She moved on today? Well, we lost one of the great ones. Great performer, great body, huh. Alright, see ya in the next one Shyla.

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got gay porn raped

he made two threads on his VPNs
check the 'log

respect Carly x

Hickory Dickory Dock
Based Janny put him on BLOCK

lass at toil keeps saying cuck

while browsing the iafd dead list, i came across this

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wrong she's talented and lovely

loaded

Loved that
And FHM back in the day
Then we got Front, Nuts and Zoo for the wanks

hes right

is it true that the pornstar called cock destroyer died because her fake tit exploded?

omfg what a retard why can't he just post normally

mad how bumberg is always busy cooking up another poo

awright guuuys yeah, i'm not too bad

bree olson
ashlynn brooke
michelle b
smokie flame
sophie dee
lanny barbie

I watched it in my youth but Dr Who is hella zesty these days.
Russel T Davies is a certified thug hunter

tranny freak

just a shite zoomer arcade fire ong after that type of music died

all alive

He is right but I still enjoyed the new album. I'm far from a fan of theirs though so am not that invested

ruined by woke sadly

tranny freak '

erm she's a cis female woman

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he rattled the runt cage

liked their first two
third was ok but had none of the lyricism old isaac's old songs
might give the fourth a listen

And it's not like I'm still not over you
It's so strange, this I never do
Not that I miss you, I don't
Sometimes, I just can't believe
You happened

Tf are BCNR

Public schoolboy drivel band singing about kitchen islands and being cut out as a beneficiary from your trust fund for misbehaving at university LMAO

can't believe I defended Russell Brand

tranny freak

thoughts/feelings ?

/brit/'s hero Russell Brand

feel a bit sick and lost my appetite
hopefully I'm dying

zoomer brits are copying gay Quebec hipsters from twenty years ago

fucking hell it really is over isn't it

THE WORLDS SECOND BEST SLINT TRIBUTE BAND

Could you britniggers make a work visa not cost a fortune please, at least for europeans

how do you even calculate this

Front had the cutest girls but it was aimed at the same cunts that read the NME and thought they were interesting for it

rorke signing up for the 100 man gangbang but it turns out he's signing up to be the guest of honour

Blacks and pakis only mate, thank the retards here who voted for brexit/tories

what does that mean

how tight are you lads?

which part

Bathsheba, Caleb, Nathaniel, Reuben

rorke told me only moslems molested kids

READS OUT UNUSUALLY FUNNY TRIVIA QUESTION

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muzzies
benders
lefties
trannies

the green part

For me?

Elena Koshka
Keira Nicole
Aria Alexander
Kenna James
Melody Marks
Lily Love
Arya Fae
Mary Moody

DOZ BALLS

Does my blackness upset you?

previous post compared zoomer vanguard band black country new road to arcade fire and I took it at face value

kill yourself adam

anyone else have no hobbies?

will be purchasing a pair of zoom flys for my half marathon in may

Ah like post rock for zoomers

It's over lads. Even The Guardian has absolutely slated the Minecraft movie.

i know he likes doughnuts

don't 3-bet enough I reckon

the minecraft movie is jewish propaganda

KWABOTY so far?

with all poo respect

doing an ace ventura pet detective watch
that jim carrey is something else haha

don't care, still watching the camrip

I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS

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tranny freak

generating pictures of, yes, naked women

Hi guys, I'm from outer Anon Babble, me.
Just wondering is this the thread where we post lots of links to songs?
TIA

courtney cox was peng in that

that would be off topic
all song posting belongs in Anon Babble

will Russell Brand still be able to rant about transgenders with Jordan Peterson while in jail?

beer is so fucking peng, hate it when you get some mongo on here going

it tastes shit, everyone only pretends to like it

fuck off you dickhead

tighter than a ducks butt

so this is literally just a zoomer slint tribute band?

bring on the balls!

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girl why do you keep posting your grindr bio

honestly end your life right now you sad cunt

using the zara children's swimwear images for my AI imageset

probably literal teenagers

I hope the jannies do something about that swiftly, then. Maybe a big fat bonus, say...an extra 10% of their wage?

I miss Elisabeth Sladen like a motherfucker.

o.O

a juicy IPA on at the start of spring
a crisp lager on a summers day
a filling stout on an autumn afternoon
a loving ale on a winters evening
love beer me

are you a family member?

this
and zoomers approaching 30 who never developed and adult palate

For me it's whatever strikes my fancy plus wine and spirits

beer is so fucking shit, hate it when you get some mongo on here going

it tastes peng, everyone only pretends not to like it

fuck off you dickhead

this game made me not trust women

:|

poof

Runt

amarna

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does england have any pubs where you get to pour your own pints, and get charged by volume poured like a petrol station?

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sxc5regb

charli rae sepsis

New

VILE

any good books to read

'fic on a mad one x

this black country new road record is genuinely embarrassing to listen to

Rorke after the nonce hunters hand him over to the bizzies

of course
the lead singer is a woman

is janny on a smoke break

anyone ever done a cillit bang wank

Just watched adolescence
Damn bongs, are your youths really like that??

hassan bringing the goods

read that twice, great book

no
it was made by a jew

don't care about what a paki is doing

winter by rick bass

where's my arc /brit/

in love with lindsey jordan

curved cronem cocks clobbering katie

hope he poos on it

kill yourself adam

I'm listening to their old stuff

mhmmm x

it's quite pretentious

bring back alabama wind chimes

Spaki melty

das rite das rite

heard it before lad

kill yourself adam

THREE ONE GEE

NEW

yeah
so it doesn't get better?

Get the new cooked NOW

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

non schizo new

NEW

NEW

POST-310

can hear my housemate shagging, dont know how this girl doesn't feel shame knowing the whole house can hear her getting rammed

check the catalogue

what's he up to then

id be wanking and recording

just gonna stay here until the whole thing blows over

Non schizo
Non cuck
When ready

Runts who run to make the new and promote it with all their little runt energy deserve the rope