What are your thoughts on Brazil? What happens here? Would you live here?

What are your thoughts on Brazil? What happens here? Would you live here?

Would like to spend a week there

So basically Brazil is like a bigger, shittier Mexico with more money right? They spend all day in the shower hoping their crazy water heaters will electrocute them and end their suffering. I don't know what their government is like, I think they have one of those weird ass parliament things they have over in Europe. But they also have a president like we do? Anyway it doesn't matter because the country is actually ruled by drug cartels. Mostly what happens in Brazil is a lot of chewing with mouths open and loud drunken arguments at 5 in the morning. They also have sex in Brazil but it's hard to tell when it is sex and when it is a fight with them. I would not live in Brazil given a choice, I don't want to be shot to death by a tranny.

We have free colleges and free healthcare
you dont.
The average american is a fat abomination that needs to spend his life spendings in cas he catches a flu. Also full of niggers, mexicans and now indians.
sit down bitch

Foreigners literally don't know anything about Brazil.

free colleges

Seems like a waste given the average intelligence of Brazillians.

free healthcare

Well, yeah, it's not like anyone would pay to have coconuts stapled to their chests and have pufferfish venom injected in their lips. I forgot to mention that about 2/3rds of Brazil's wildlife is poisonous. You even have poison birds. And the average Brazillian lives his whole life looking behind him and checking to the sides for jaguars, a big cat that literally evolved to eat monkeys.

The average person can't get in public colleges due to their low scores in the entrance exam

Cope. This brazilian public hospital is one of the best in the world. Ppl get all sorts of treatments for FREE, including emergencies, cancer treatments etc...
Americans are lucky if they can call an ambulance for less than 100 bucks.

what are quotas.

Br unis are filled with poor ppl from public schools bc of the quotas.

I would be a normie there.

They still need higher than average scores to enter

Seems cool. I'd like to go there and see if it would be possible for me to stop being a virgin.

Não e verdade. O meu estado tem muitos brasileiros agora. Eu conheço uma senpaiília de São Paulo e eles fazem boas coxhinas

*senpaiília. I have no idea wtf happened with my keyboard

The Irish alt-right is too incopetent to even kill you
L Irish

it's a Anon Babble thing, the same way they replace t.b.h. by "desu"

Exposure to brazilian culture, kek

It's a Anon Babble filter. F.a.m.+non-ASCII unicode character like í turns into senpai-something

Another interesting fact about Brazil is that somehow, despite there being satellites and drones, most of the country is unexplored trackless wasteland (except the parts cut down to make room for cows). There are whole tribes running naked in the Amazon, shooting parrots with darts from blowguns. They've never so much as even seen a Dorito. Isn't that crazy? If I had to summarize Brazil I would say it's like if Johnny Quest were a country. It's like an LSD nightmare. Every day I pray for the destruction of Brazil.

Interesting. I learned something new. I have 3 keyboards on my phone so I just assumed I fucked up.

If there were hundreds of people running around barefoot in Illinoise, eating berries and making clay pots as if it were still the Pleistocene era, I think it would be a little embarrassing. I'd be embarrassed by that.

Where are you from and where do you think he's from?

To be fair her chest was pretty flat. Her ass was great though. I still dream about that ass even though this was almost a decade ago

It's not a lottery wheel, it's a queue

I am born and raised in the USA (the white parts)
He's very clearly from some shithole (the non-white parts)

Do you live in a big city?
In smaller cities it's easier. Only time I needed to go to the hospital (to check my blood pressure and do a heart exam) it was all over within one or two hours. This was in a 25,000 inhabitants city. The doctor was a cutie I went to high school with.

Illinois isn't covered by the largest jungle in the world in case you're unaware. Are you embarrassed by there being people so fat that they need mobility scooters in the US? If so, why? It's just some fat retard in the same country as you. Why should anyone bother to go get malaria in the middle of the jungle in some quixotic quest to stop injuns from derping around?

Functionally it is very much a lottery, like I said, you never know where they're going to send you and how long you'll have to wait.
I said in that post that I live in São Paulo (where that hospital is). And it's random. I've had times when I got to see a doctor in the same facility in the same day, and times when I had to go across town months later. Oh and let's not forget that the public doctors literally cannot even prescribe certain meds, there's shit that's impossible to get if you can't go to a private doctor.

Most of America east of the Rocky Mountains were covered in dense woods and full of tribes. We still managed to explore the whole country and civilize the Indians so they aren't just running loose and hollering and trapping beavers all day long. The Amazon jungle is no excuse for complacency. Imagine if you were playing civ and still had unexplored tiles and barbarians happening hundreds of turns in, it's kiiind of ridiculous don't you think? And meanwhile you have a space program too but some trees and vines are an impassable barrier. Joke country.

Most of America east of the Rocky Mountains were covered in dense woods

Lmao imagine pretending that some temperate non-forest is in any way comparable to the fucking Amazon, are you mental? FYI there used to be an even denser jungle along the East coast and it's almost entirely gone because it's where people actually live, unlike th eAmazon.

civilize the Indians

You mean kill them all and deceive them with treaties you never intended to fulfill until gigabased Neil GORESUCC made you.

FYI there used to be an even denser jungle along the East coast and it's almost entirely gone because it's where people actually live, unlike th eAmazon.

It just speaks to the wasteful nature of brown people honestly. We kept quite a lot of our forest. You see the thing about trees is, they grow? So you can harvest them every few years. But you can't do that if you obliterate them and burn the area they grow in.

The Amazon is full of cities. You can barely go one hour by boat without seeing at least a small "community" of 50 or so people (living in houses and with boats, so not really indians, even if genetically they look Mexican).
With that being said, there are some massive protected areas which were defined as such by the government and given to the Amerindian tribes in the name of "social justice". It's just another face of the left-wing crusade against progress. You can't build anything there because of the poor tribes.

speaks to the wasteful nature of brown people honestly

Uh, Burgerstani, the portuguese colonialists were the ones that most took down the atlantic forest, not natives or imported blacks. That's because it's where they arrived from and first settled at you know?

Is it true there are fish that will swim into your penis if you disrespect the ancestors of Pachimama?

Brazil has preserved more forest than almost any country of reasonable size. It should actually start deforesting somewhat to build more roads and specially railways. It's a pity it's not doing that. Brazil is in dire need of railways.

No, that's a fake story that became widespread some time ago.

Although lurid anecdotes of attacks on humans abound, only one somewhat questionable case has evidence behind it, and some alleged traits of the fish have been discredited as myth or superstition. It is likely that, while the fish's spines can cause physical trauma, it merely poses as much danger of actually entering a human as any other fish of its size.[citation needed]