Red alert!
All hands stand to battle stations.
Lay-in an intercept course with the Romulan ship.
Shields up, load up all torpedo bays, standby phasers.
Warp factor 8.
Engage.
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/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
There are too many penguins eating lunch, shit
for me, its the absolute old school radio classics like tears for fears
Based OP
Engineer Captains are the worst. Always with the technobabble
is he right bros?
>make stupid policy decision
>get tiny token "concession"
>reverse stupid policy that was pointless and destructive in the first place
>celebrate "victory" with retard cult members
getting old at this point
?
Diana troy was an awful character
Sto prendendo più caffè, shits ridiculous
i dont listen to non white music, its just a personal preference of mine
I would kill myself if my morning coffee was some complicated process
for me it's
put 3 scoops of instant coffee in a cup and add water
Some people are built different
first black romulan in star trek
he's trying to steal a ship
lmao
raining outside and my birds sound happy :') they like being squeaky clean and playing in the rain
t. Reginald Endicott Barclay III
90s Trek drip was peak
WORFED
They didn't know what to do with her at all so after years and years of her being useless they made her a girlboss lol remember the first season? Dat ho would be crying all the time!
Just finished my PGR dailies. Now I have to 100% the new wuwa patch.
they are chilling while you're here hiding from the blessings of god
wuuuu
wa......
Roddenberry wanted Deanna Troi to have 3 tits but eventually was dissuaded after a lot of effort from the rest of the staff
She looked like a Puerto Rican cheerleader in S01
Have to fill out a survey first
hello
Originally she was supposed to be Yar, because they wanted to copy the tough latinx girl from Aliens aesthetic, then they swapped her role. Puerto Rico-maxxing was intentional!
slept for 10 hours
7th 99% white woman who claims to be native
For centuries natives and blacks used to play up their white ancestry. Now it's reversed. Really makes you think o algo
Weren’t false or marginal claims to Injun ancestry a common theme for blacks when nword hate was most prevalent and socially acceptable? Why are there so many blonde, blue eyed women claiming pretendian status in our anti-White world now…
Hummina hummina hummina
This is from Star Trek? Makes me feel like watching Rome again
guess the gender
ong you're so pretty <3
>ong thxxxxx
what an ugly bitch
tranny
female
female
only one option for historical
friggin chinks
hello Massachusetts anon
negress?
y'all know when you gotta shit but you can tell it's gonna be straight liquid
should I drink some coffee and smoke a joint. smoke a joint and have some coffee? or both at the same time
Drink the coffee and don't smoke
Perfectly balanced uppers and downers until you feel like you never took anything at all
just smoke its good to keep you lean
smoke the coffee or you a bitch
This
Wake up do a bump, have a little vodka to mellow you out cause it was too much
Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays
Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way
Ski mask way, nigga ransom notes
Far from handsome, but damn a nigga tote
There can only be one
Fight to the death
oh joint is weed?? smoke a cigarette
Big had lyrics saying he liked little girls with no hair on their pussy, and his friend fucked kids in the ass, and he would suck dick to date a guys daughter
He'd 100% be into diddys parties
Only a few hours until freedom bros
Proofs?
Of what
What you claimed
That he'd be into diddys parties? Obviously I'm not clairvoyant, it's just obvious he was a weirdo and diddy was like his right hand guy
do a flip faggot
I would drink the coffee first and then smoke a joint
coffee stimulates the bowels and weed slows them down, so smoking the weed first would make your stomach revolt as the coffee says shit and the pot says no
better to shit and get it out of the way first
I'm not allowed to post images again, the anti-Canadian racism on Anon Babble must stop
i need to learn how to make musicccc
cannabis tends to make me poop. something to do with the vagus nerve
Ain't got no time for bird sex
what are you talking about?
I regularly have fantasies about raping the woman I see on my casual walks. The only thing that stops me is that it’s illegal and morally wrong to do this.
I thought you were Indian until that last sentence
men should all be castrated
i.4cdn.org
Check this out
I always fantasize about getting femdomed and raped by women
I fantasize about having a loving wife and son
No about his lyrics stupid.
I heard the one about sucking dick and it's a joke obviously
the username i wanted to use on instagram is taken so i WONT create a new account!
That's why you need to speak clearly the first one is from Dead Wrong and the second is from What's Beef
Precordial catch syndrome? Not a fan
should i break my no fap streak?
no
Bros why do fat women think they are entitled to an attractive man when they themselves are disgusting?
After Lent
because they are the favorited gender
Hoeflation. It's why fat women are thicc or plus-sized but men are just called fat men
Because there's a surplus of pathetic men who are moderately attractive who will date anyone
Said it before, saying it again: average women get to choose from top tier men, average men get leftover women
Hypergamy a tale as old as time
fit
Is it the gif of the woman snapping her legs
Every nigger at this gym today wtf is going on
Genuinely find rape unappealing and don't think I could bring myself to doing it
No its not Anon Babble related at all its just sins inexplicable nonsense
oh cmon
Are they all mogging you?
Going to massage my scalp
Most people's "rape" fantasies are actually just someone resisting a bit then being conquered and enjoying it. You gotta be genuinely evil to enjoy the thought of actually violently raping someone.
Tbh, I got out of my way to bully fat women and break their self esteem when they get uppity
dick is getting incredibly wet and smelly from horniness again
i need to find new friends irl
It was the hot girl role but they didn't cast a hot girl in it. A lot of the writing comes off as intended for a much better looking and younger actress.
literally all problems in my life would be solved if prostitution was legal
#ELBOWS UP
women have it so easy when it comes to public masturbation
weird. just found out a niche telegram microcelebrity i followed was involved in a murder-suicide with her bf, and according to the news story, she was a chubby 48yo woman
making pork egg fried rice
What do you mean?
I want to get rid of the acne on my back but washing doesn't seem to do it.
Need to exfoliate not just wash
I was thinking along the same lines. Gonna ask momberg to get me a loofah.
Pork egg
Pigs don't lay eggs, stupid.
2025... I am forgotten...
shower daily
get something like this to scrub your back with soap in the shower
ikea.com
wear clean clothes daily
wash your sheets regularly, like maybe once a week
probably wear pyjamas that you wash regularly
???
stop having backne
get his ass
Zelenski = Subhuman
That cunt of Zelenski just steal our money while we don't have money.
That cunt even sleep in the greatest hostel of France payed by the French while his people is dying in the trenches. Do you think Churchill slept in the greatest hostels of the USA when he asked for the American help?
He should be beheaded
I'm a member of Trump's cabinet. Wont say who. If you have a message you want me to pass along to him, let me know now
bit antisemetic, chuddie
Next presidential election in this country will be between Rahm Emmanuel and Rick Grennel. Gay jew on the republican side and on the democrat side the son of a literal irgun terrorist.
How about dropping the Israel First policy, and actually serving the nation he purports to serve
Itll be baby Vance versus black trans Oprah Beyoncé Obama Brat and Vance will get 49% of the vote and win and the democrats will make that face bugs bunny does when he runs off the cliff and realizes he's on air
Ditch Israel, nobody cares about them
Why would any women ever masturbate when they could just have sex
If support for Israel were dropped, the entire middle east would be more peaceful overnight, especially if Assad was still in power
I just read the full story about that ross ulbricht guy
Nigga is a mark
Y'all think the bongs are gonna succeed at getting the empire back together?
He's just a puppet for western globalists. I doubt he has any autonomy at all.
Is this old? EU+UK leaders recently held a big summit, and declared they would *not* send 'peacekeepers' to UA
That doesn't matter they're gonna defeat Putler
Canadians are sure weird looking these days...
I had a really weird dream, I dreamt that a girl dressed as a man with my dad's voice hugged me and told me that she was proud of me, what the hell does that mean?
Jones
Thompson
Why are Welsh and Scottish people like this?!
why does everyone look retarded in some way?
Criminality is associated with moderately low IQ; low enough that they can't function successfully in regular society, but not so low that they can't function as a criminal either. There's this idea of the "Evil 80s" IQ range, in which the African-American average IQ happens to fall, hence their proclivity for crime.
Okay I am moving to West Virginia and never leaving. The demography alone more than makes up for the hick behaviors I'll have to endure.
White Virginia, mountain mama, take me home...
penus
this is a blue board...
It really doesn't
my penus in your bum bum :)
I got this video recommended to me on why to move to West Virginia expecting to be persuaded by low cost of living, low taxes etc. but it's just some schizo shit about avoiding nuclear fallout
youtube.com
i think i just shit myself
yeap. i have shit all over my thighs. have to change both my pants and my undies
Lmao
Commence the big meeting. What will we do about this problem. Nothing? Ok meeting adjourned
3 day vacation over award
NIGGERS!!
only femboys should do nofap
I never realized the blue people avatar had a whole ass series
“The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and, as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream (and is no doubt consumed by those very same WASPs), its subversive character becomes more charged.”
― Al Goldstein
It's funny to think of her mediocre life being interrupted by sudden internet attention. Nobody is going to tell her that the baby is a fucked up gremlin in real life, so she lived in a bubble up until she made the mistake of posting it online, and once she did it was fucking over
Naomi Watts adopts a 150 pound male Great Dane in The Friend (2024)
why the fuck would jews hate wasps when they saved them from nazis
WWFD
she looks different
Dems best mu against Vance is Klobuchar because she looks like his mom and she can just laugh in his face after his sperg hairsplitting legal arguments
Looks like Jack Jack from The Incredibles
who is your idol? mine is jack the ripper
I wonder if spinny's butt is flat or plump
no one
Organized my downloads into my meme folders. Gonna clean dog hair off my floor then get breakfast.
i am ill bros. my bod's temperature is 37.2°C. i feel so weak. i think it's over for me
**cuddles you**
this is a blue board...
She posted it the other day, look up "wool pants" in the archive
It's passingly mid for a white girl
The cat was watching a robin outside with serious hate and malice in her heart
I liked how spinny hated racism or chudposting but if someone posted something about Indians/Arabs raping she would go full 1488
"Spinster" isn't real stfu
i like the episode where the other telepath mind raped her and there was a big fuss about it meanwhile she invades the minds of people all the time on behest of the captain.
Originally she was an empath not a telepath, but they realized how useless that was in practice early on
Does he have a penis or a vagina, I guess we’ll never know
Ok nerds what "series" or however you call them of Star Trek should I watch
Should I start with the very first one y
berserkerberg
Start with The Next Generation. Depending on how patient you are either the first episode or a few seasons in when it got better.
Should do a ck2 jew viking dynasty with this name
/cum/ assignment: go to a random board, click on a random thread, find a random post that looks over a sentence long. Do not read it and reply "reddit"
Every Friday this general is noticeably slow. Normie general.
It gets better after several seasons
Pass
ok I did it
Not sure how but I have locked myself out
Actually I looked it up and it was just the first season lol just watch S2E1
horses started in north america and traveled into siberia over the bering land bridge the opposite of injuns isn’t that interesting
So did camels. Injuns extincted both in their homeland but Eurasians didn't. Curious for the people allegedly at one with nature...
Breakfast
What's in the cup?
Are you implying natives were from Siberia? Umm that’s a racism
are you drinking milk with luncheon meat floating in it
It's milk with ice cream in it to make it chocolate milk.
Mfers be eating breakfast at 3pm
I just saw a police cam video where this female was being unruly and fighting with the cop and spitting on him and he got her in cuffs finally and in the car and he tried to double lock her cuffs so they didn't tighten on her but she was still fighting and he said fine just wear tight cuffs and drive her to the station without securing her in a seat ely and she was upside down by the time they got there because she was kicking and screaming.
It's my understanding that if they're being unruly like that you gotta put em in a hobble and secure them for transport, cuz if anything happens to her and she's injured while you're driving she can sue the fuck out of you
That's why it's good
Why do people throw tantrums with the cops
I woke up at 10am, I just didn't eat or drink until 3pm.
This is how I stay skinny and sexy. Not to say it's a task, I wasn't even hungry.
cumbums
What would hitler think of his most famous fan being an unstable nig nog who raps for a living?
talk me out of it
yes?
jajajjajaja
Low IQ= low inhibition
$1964 is simply too much, if it was $1963 you should buy it
jajajjajaja
if you think about it, kiryu did fuck that shemale in yakuza 3.
Just build one from parts. Dd's are nice but not even close to worth the price they command
Was she a black woman or white trash type or spoiled Karen type?
business idea: cum in bum
I have that gun in GTA. I put an American flag decal on it
ARs suck. Get an AK or VHS. They're better and look cooler.
nah go for it.
guns are the funko pops of le heckin based chad manly right wingers
She was a short shaved head goblina mexican
thought pistol braces were banned
I don't know why this meme really makes me laugh.
You thought wrong.
sexo con mejican cummy bummy
AR's suck
No they don't
AK's are better
Kek no they aren't. AR's are super boring, though.
Post the original pic
I don't know why this meme really makes me laugh.
court injunction said ATF ruling was overreaching. its technically still being worked on in the courts but right now they are 100% legal
Nah they are in some places but the federal ban didn't stick
guns are the funko pops of le heckin based chad manly right wingers
business idea: sepuku
i think you mean sudoku
like we're some dangerous aliens
This dude's so fucking fat he looks like them
though
ARs are shit and ugly.
Get a VHS.
Guns ARE funko pops.
UPDATE: Momberg made pancakes with the protein pancake mix she bought ( Flourish is the brand ). I was fully expecting them to taste like dogshit, but they are actually really really good and the macros are great ( not just high protein but high fiber too )
He isn't wrong though. He just said it in a profiundly cringe way
Speaking of body cam footage, this entitled mother daughter duo is hilarious. Not so much the daughter, though her fake fall is funny, but the way the mother keeps screaming had my sides in agony.
The mom is so mindrotted with politics and drunk when the cops tell her "They (the hotel) don't want you here" she goes "WHO, THE DEMOCRATS??" It's hilarious. They're both drunk and causing a scene in a high end hotel and the mom keeps saying the reason they're being messed with is because George Soros paid the cops to harass them. The mother's voice is just so hilarious when she gets agitated
I mean I don't personally like the way they look either but AR's are objectively not shit. They are objectively fantastic rifles. VHS is sick too but semi autos in general bore me so I'll bever own one
He isn't wrong though. He just said it in a profiundly cringe way
any girls here want to touch genitals?
The AR is the worst designed platform in existence. And most importantly they're ugly.
Madonna santa, I have that gun in GTA as well. I put a turquoise zebra stripe pattern on it
What sort of terminal partisanship disease is this
you are from brazil the country of the big asses, how the fuck are you wasting your day here? fuck a beach slut or a shemale
Anyone else notice since body cameras became mainstream there are much fewer negro cop death hype cases? Like every time they start trying to hype up a case the bodycam video shuts it down
jajajajaj more
would love to touch genitals all day while we browse /cum/ together
yea but only if you have a vagina
we can call it a vagina if it makes you feel better
I just saw that starsector .98a released yesterday and literally pogged
i found s******'s twitter
What kind of brainrot causes this disfunction
There have been no deportations since trump took office, they have deported a few legal immigrants who criticized israel and thats it. Immigration is now higher than under biden. This fat subhuman is only saying this because the idiot jew tv box said it was happening and because he has an 85 IQ he believes it.
Those accounts have a high chance of being troons, much like the alleged Spinster
they have deported a few legal immigrants who criticized israel
Really?
currently reading
disfunction
Average ARfag.
we should radicalize brown catholic jungle people into hating jews so we can FINALLY have mass deportations!!
MIGA!
FAFO!
I actually have spinny's real twitter I follow xer
Jason you don't even own a firearm
/cum/ was comfier while spinny was still posting
Is this true?
We need a new thread mommg
Our previous PM was a literal substitute drama teacher
getting a gf was one of the saddest moments of my life, not because she broke up with me, but because I realized that they were not going to resolve my lack of meaning in my life
handsome
forma de cubANO
god i hate this country so fucking much
fuck leftists
i despise them from the bottom of my being
let me go to asia already
SICK OF IT
Jason is unironically good looking I'm sorry but I won't tolerate slander
He taking bout Biden?
textbook definition of delusions of grandeur
me too. what are you reading?
I fucked spinny then ghosted her
I Believe in Love: A Personal Retreat Based on the Teaching of St. Thérèse of Lisieux
Well you are spinny so...
Are you poor or something?
Get a plane ticket and move out the country...
Have a job interview today. I Have no idea how to do the job I applied for
buying a new fridge. heard bad things about samsung fridges but one that fits in my tiny kitchen is on great sale rn
are we gaslighting jason into thinking he's handsome so he'll go outside and embarrass himself around real women
good luck
Thanks
Shut the fuck up, retard incel
let's be real jason is either trooning out or committing sudoku within 10 years
/cum/ inundated with Anon Babble level political analysis
Home from gym
No toil tonight
Making garlic bread
Need a pen refill
for various reasons im stuck here for either a few months or a few years depending on circumstances
Japan has a lot of brown people now compared with before
why does jason call other people can incel when he is literally the definition of one? is it some sort of cope deflection?
if anything it's white people i want to get away from
the mexis just rub it in my face
main character syndrome
shut up incel
i bet you post on Anon Babble
his parents really need to kick him out and let him be homeless. would be a good reality check for him
business idea: intercourse with jason
Set phasers to Star Trek is boring, because Babylon 5 is best.
If I was in Jason's position I would have killed myself already
shovelled snow
took a massive shit
and that's why ds9 is the best series
Inferiority complex finally getting the better of you?
jason has always been super kind to me. he's one of the sweetest ppl i ever met
You havn't met him and he's literally never kind
nice vpn jason, the jig is up . guess when the ego is bruised so bad anybody will slip up lol.
in a toilet I hope
jason is an arrogant fag
No, we're going to elect someone with a Bach of International Relations.
notice how jason retreats when he's getting BTFO
Why are all of the US posts here so neurotic. It's like the country's a fucking pressure cooker.
if this is the result of a country founded and created by "superior people" then i piss on it all
wasnt fucking mexis that robbed me of a country of birth and drove me to want to seek foreign shores
it was whitey
New
Yes, I shovelled all the snow that was in the toilet.
these retards will talk all day about how "trump has dementia" or some shit but literally defended biden as completely cognizant after the debate
I'm literally the kindest, nicest, sweetest, most humble, gracious, funny, handsome kind of ikemen.
Haters just hate because they're hateful. I'm loveful. People mistake me for spinny I'm so sweet.
better than pooing outdoors and making brown snow
Just beat jason in a debate (again)
Nuh uh!
thats like beating up the special ed kid (it is)
No one invited you anyway. It's our country, we built it. You can fuck off forever now
War thunder added customizable gunsights so you can finally switch the AAA sights to something useful for the purpose
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