/asean/

whats with the ghibli AI spam in the log?

Ping Pong's Dong fomerly Bing Bong's

Bro I lost hope with this fucking country, the govt are trying to be authoritarian asshat while the opposition has literal subhuman IQ
Both are literally the exact same dogshit only with different status

huh wat u mean?

is that new openAI thing? It's been a while since im using chatgpt

At least you guys aren't a total shithole like us.

when will wowo ban x?

She's strong but the Gyaru is stronger

Indogs yap like they're going to become authoritarian but their GDP will grow tenfold in 5 years. Authoritarian regime is simply how a SEA cunt will develop.

what are we doing for digongs 80th birthday bros

an intel get uncovered and started to get his ass beaten by bunch of protestors

he let out a warning shot to fuck off

numerous indog subhuman asking why an intel have a gun and imply that the guy should be beaten to death instead

tldr; indog subhuman have one dimensional black-white thinking

Agree. Idiots really don't deserve to have their voice listened. Universal suffrage was a mistake. Social media is a cancer.

inom alak pre mag 10 years na pala si digong non nanalo

sarap pa ng buhay dati nung panahon niya, lol at epbi lang

attempt to manifest

bad things happen instead

angrily snap at myself

intended manifestation happens instantly

It seems like LOOSH is also needed to do Law-of-Attraction manifestations.

I wish I could say that Satan rules this world... but it's more likely that this "satanic" force is just one part of the equation here, i.e. picrel.

Is unemployment supposed to be depressing?

Receiving my OFW buxx from relatives tomorrow btw so depression would be lifted temporarily :)

eid buxx?

such is life in /asean/

Dude stop thinking about our cunt and be chill like HRS. He's literally living hell for years and now just don't care.

Pwede ba mag construction worker kahit walang tools at experience?

San ba sila nakakahanap ng trabahong ganon? Wala kasi ako kakilala na nag coconstruction. Uso daw bully at termination on the spot don pag di ka marunong? Gusto ko sana yung arawan o every week yung bayad para maka ipon agad

nah investors are fleeing, this country is unironically going down the shitter

real bago

WHY DIDN'T THE QUAKE WIPE OUT HANOI

sup vietschizo?

my parents were shaming me for working in a grocery store last night in front of my chikdhood friend
i opened up indeed this morning and i saw the position that i applied to a month ago was reposted
i'm a wagie reject in trasition, that's why i'm in a grocery store right now

Pointing a gun on jakartroon CIA backed ANTIFA are justified

just bee urself laokot

THE GHIBLI AISLOP SPAM NEEDS TO STOP

how do i get a job on indeed? I don't see any SHS positions

Green card-kun...

Nvm. My 9k allowance from my relatives abroad is here. Bye bros. Time to splurge.

Kenyang

Just BYS
WAGMI

Don't stop looking around for new opportunity

loled at the picture so hard im stealing that

i gotta say, organizing shelves is comfy, low stress activity
unloading carts wears me out

Looks AI

new opportunity

How bout new gf

...

you get the job already?

i work 15:00-21:00 today

dad plays picrel song

excellent voice

bucinshit lyrics

he could be remembered for centuries if he had senjafag songwriter

kitty duterte tribute

wtf is that cleavage tatoo? looks so trashy lol

Huh what you mean

She's fucking local junkies

looks like icarly

You can tell Kiffy loves it raw and had multiple abortions already. What grinds my gears is that she's most likely getting porked by a fat boastful bastard like every high quality filipina

Most flips here would have sided with the Spanish during the revolution btw.

my dad is an expert in preman pensiun lore

Thai anon my friend go to that healing retreat at tanya samui, is that place actually good art treating sick people or is just another scam aimed at overseas Asian with some amount of riches?

No shit lol. Areas under Spanish were flourishing whereas native enclaves still live in the stone age and constantly starve because they ran out of human fertilizers.

Majority of flips would side with foreigners simply that they are more superior while Filipino backed organizations are dog shit, corrupt and launder money.

Yeah, part-time wagie has it better by working in CS. Only hardwork you will get is doing the quality assurance which is only done once a month, and you get to slack off for the whole month after that.

are jobs that easy in thailand

Nakakapagod na talaga magtrabaho lalo na yung mga kasama mo sa trabaho na napakatoxic. pag pinatulan mo naman ikaw naman makikimasama sa kanila.
Gusto ko na lumipat ng ibang trabaho kaso ang hirap mag apply ngayun at panibagong requirements nanaman. kaya tiis tiis lang hanggang makaahon at makabayad ng utang.

sorry gusto ko lang mag labas ng sama ng loob, wala kasi akong ibang makausap.
thank you.

dont listen to him hes a myanmar junta trying to kidnap you

Huh what you mean?

You need atleast highschool diploma to start working at CS. Most of the time, the franchise-side of 7/11 will likely to accept more peons to work at organizing the shelves for a min wage which is resonable.
And yeah, in every big mall in Bangkok will have the restaurant chains who will accept every diploma-holder to work full-time for around 9,000 - 12,000 which is kind of lot, maybe not much if you take the cost of living to dividing it, but you will still end up with a satisfying networth.

I don't really need advice from other, much wealthier countries about getting a job to be honest. A 7/11 job in the Philippines is a different job to Thailand, they are high turnover rate jobs because they are crap. Your advice is shit and I will disregard it like trash.

At least we're important enough that China and America are doing COINTELPRO in our backyard

Only because of our geography THOUGH

Gaming tiem

TIL conan was translated by indonesians

P
Ada yang mau coba ga bang

wtf is this shit? where's the factory? why did they allow it?

I'll buy one

Tfw the earthquake hits Metro Manila and the epicenter is most likely in economic areas while the Manila sea squatters are safe

All those engineers educated in zobel, up, ust, adamson must be retarded then

is thaikot and pedothai okay dough?

I'd try some swedëcüm

Do /asean/ men really?

be in msia

try to eat at 7pm

everything fully booked except burger king

get whooper

instant explosive diarrhea.mp4

Indog police are too kind
We need a glorious tiananmen square style massacre ASAP

Never liked Burger King and stopped eating McDonalds at 15

mcd in msia is god tier.

Would you prefer your gf getting blacked by a jacked BBC haver or fisted by a dwarf?

might go to the library before w*rk

Ok this is enough 22 neet. I'm banning you.

What type of books do you like to read

Before Scaramouche, there was was Boku Girl

I fine thank you.

youtube.com/watch?v=MoFNUxnPQXE

least BBC obsessed muslim

i want to read history, sociology, musicology

Stop this you lunatic. Our country is already a shithole enough, I don't want an earthquake barging into to stir the mess that is our city.

the spirit of uncle HCM defends it

just get otai burger retard or speedmart99's ramli burger and cook urself

Philippines work culture

1. The boss is always right. Never question the college degree holder.
2. Quantity over quality
3. If a project is worth doing, it's worth doing quickly
4. Knowledge is power. Communicating vital information is a sign of weakness
5. Anticipating problems is negativity
6. There won't be any problems anyway (see law 1)
7. If there are problems, it's your fault
8. Work long hours
9. If you never took a picture, it never happened.
10. We will slash your salary if you made a mistake

ramli burger can cost $10 here, how much is it in Msia? Haven’t been there since 2019

i got a job making sandwiches for min wage
no formal interview, just ask me when i can start and can i OT

i'm the touristfag i ain't cooking shit. my friend dropped the ball by not reserving something so we just went from one place to another and it was the only thing available.
could've had a very nice japanese all you can eat shabu shabu downstairs for $10 instead of this if he'd only booked, but tonight i suffer.

90% of degrees are useless though. Political Science, Business administration, and Psychology to cite some examples. If your course doesn't require an exam to be called a professional then it's useless degree.

its super cheap if you cook yourself if you get em from the roadside stall its like 4.50~5.50myr without eggy
Go to changkat bukit bintang and grab some beer and wedges and pussy retard

4.50~5.50myr

If Jakarta was a single country, its income per capita would be higher than that of Finland, France, the UK, NZ, South Korea, or Japan. Yet alone shithole like Malingshit

Already looks like a 30yo aunt

It's over

uhh 90% of degrees are useless

What a shit ass excuse.

what weed does to a mf

The "revolution" was mostly funded by the USA though.
Most of the early fighting were the local barangays stopping shipments of guns from the US. All of Spanish forces stationed in the Philippines were recalled because Spain was at war with the US, the revolution was mostly heavily armed criminals ravaging through the civilian population.

Source: my ass

jeet tourist in LE JAPAN

brought an entire village and blocked a queue at Todaeji

Omg hate these fags so much and they do smell lol

Hey Adolescence is pretty good

1. The boss is always right. Never question the college degree holder.

2. Quantity over quality

3. If a project is worth doing, it's worth doing quickly

4. Knowledge is power. Communicating vital information is a sign of weakness

5. Anticipating problems is negativity

6. There won't be any problems anyway (see law 1)

7. If there are problems, it's your fault

8. Work long hours

9. If you never took a picture, it never happened.

10. We will slash your salary if you made a mistake

Wow indonesian work culture right there

Just bought $800 worth of clothes and I still feel unfulfilled

smile

the future has less whites

mostly funded by the USA though

Only in the late stages of the revolution, nigga. The revolution was prematurely started by the KKK, and Bonifacio's got butt fucked for attacking Spanish strongholds, while Aguinaldo got the regional support for his victories in Cavite.

The U.S. didn't get involved until after Biak na Bato.

Just bought $800 worth of clothes and I still feel unfulfilled

first world problems

I wish I have $800 but I live in a third world shithole

Mai mee alai guerd kuhn.
The tower collapse incident was due to chinesium steel has been used in the construction.

tfw Earth Quake allowed me to go home earlier since everyone at company were panicked

im indian btw

Watch Adolescence guys

A strong earthquake in the Marikina fault line is practically detonating a nuclear bomb in Metro Manila.

No water, electricity and Internet within the Greater Manila Area for weeks ahead.

Martial Law will make a strong comeback amidst the societal chaos, as the capital city will be moved elsewhere permanently.

youtube.com/watch?v=ROuHCNiH8HQ
10 years ago today.

At least you guys have AFA.

Mami Kawawa lmao

You literally just used my family's nickname for her.

Thai massamun
youtu.be/THcfqRk4NyI?si=ETZHz89bUFalkCPR

Did you feel the quake?

No, i was walking back home at that time. The earthquake seems to affected people inside the buildings.

tf

tp

I thought there was an earthquake
It was actually just my bottom bunk roommate having sex with my crush

What do you think and feel when you see these 2 Swedish girls?

Overateshit, My Northoid tongue doesn't like it.

Nords only bathe once every 2 days
so I bet they smell sour

The one in the blue is sex

The rest of the girls are just ugly fat.

Wala ba talagang Sacra Music Fes ngayon sa AFA Indonesia?

Aiah is flat?

Has anyone ever tried this yogurt strawberry beer? I got it for a whopping employee discount of 20 baht.

Seems faggy

Any Electric Motor fans here?

Taste fine nonetheless. It's just flavored soda masquerade as beer

it seems the quake has unearthed several thai posters

How do you get a job that pays more than $200 per month in the Philippines?

It's our first real earthquake.

factory job in laguna or cavite

Please explain foot fetish to me

>factory

What about jobs that don't involve standing all day or being quick

Indomie for dinner mayhaps?

electric motor

that's electric bicycle

are you fat?
there are tons of minimum wage factory qt's itching to get a bf. just get motorcycle

Just slow.

there are tons of minimum wage factory qt's itching to get a bf

I live near a japanese owned factory in Cavite and it's the opposite. Majority of the people there are 30 year old men and old women brah.

Factory work just seems low to me despite being a highschool dropout.

Thanks to indomie supremacy the only lucky me flavor I can tolerate now is chilimansi

I miss internet cafes where I used to order lucky me topped with siomai and chili garlic chip oil

electric motorcycle model IMC are either jiao lou chinkshit or local brand
I don't think we can talk on the same frequency here

THERE THEY GO SHOWING OFF THEIR MATERIAL POSSESSIONS THEY BOUGHT WITH THEIR OWN MONEY TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL GOOD AND LOOK GOOD

DOES THE APPROVAL OF THE MASSES APPEASE THEM?

that's your sign to move to laguna

Factory work just seems low to me

buddy, you are much lower than that

We can talk

Some people will always look awful no matter what they wear or have.

fuck covid and mobile legends for killing intenet cafes

I hate raya so much it's unreal

EXEMPLI GRATIA
*points to self*

(You) (You) (You)

I consider myself above to that of a call center agent. I could've been an artist if art wasn't heavily gatekept to a small number of college students here.

My choices, or lack thereof are just disappointing.

delusional tangalog cant even finish high school

UTI inducing photo

I find it hilarious how majority of employers will always pick a schmuck with a 4 year bachelor's degree for a menial low paid service job than me. The job "market" here is so fucked and are gatekept by the college degree holders. I'm not competing with neets, I'm competing with people who made their thesis just to have a chance to deep fry chicken nuggets in 7/11

can't get UTI if you drink plenty of sting

You probably have bigger problems if you think food like that can give you UTI

felt the earth quake for the first time

Wait, did the earthquake really reached Bangkok? Because goddamn that was far from the epicenter, that's like Jakarta to Singapore

ano ba talaga ang gusto mong trabaho? ang labo mong kausap.

it reached there?

60k/month minimum, wfh

Many thai npcs died today.
WTF? IT REACHED YOU TOO?

Why do poor pipo get so mad when they see others spend money? Is it because of jealousy? Bitterness?

Somewhat.
People don't notice it on the ground, but things start to shake if you are in a 10+ floor building.

from the pics I saw, the quake in myanmar completely devastated their city.

How would the city recover? Aren’t they still too busy with the war? Has there been any ceasefire?

country is in a civil war

force of nature fucked with them on top of that

this earthquake is just a false flag diversion from the real critical issue

If they were smart, they would do what we did with Aceh rebel when the massive earthquake & tsunami happened

So when are thais hiring filipino construction workers? They have shit methods but they get the job done.

What did you do? The hell is an aceh

entahlah mat

idk, since it just happened today, it’s too soon to gauge the outcome, but mandalay is one of a cities that caught up in the ongoing civil war.

The Rumbling

why do I get tons of pinoy construction worker videos on my facebook reels?

The Fumbling

akit peyut

pokpok pakantot

aurora vizal pengen pagpag

Mother Nature is trying to dig a free canal for Thailand

lai?

are they trying to fuck over singapore?

chinx neo-colonizing Myanmar is cheaper than that THOUGH

lai?

Burma has been set back 4 centuries. Here is water coming up of the soil. This could be a potential sink hole. It's over for them.

how could thaikots do this to us?

eeeeee tacod

Is it bad that I make less in a year than my country's gdp per capita?

I read that Ho Chi Minh also felt it, the amount of destruction in Myanmar is pretty much guaranteed to be gigantic at this point
Like holy shit if that earthquake happens in Brunei, every goddamn SEA country would've felt it

nothing wrong with making less, money is still money

that's funny coming from a singaporean

eeeeee tacod

singaporean

the correct term is ex-malaysian

Most pinoys make less than $1000 a year. You're not alone at all.

I feel that any hope of Myanmar being a functioning state in the future has all but been erased

you look like that in my country

i look like this in your country

making less means you're fine with wallowing in mediocrity instead of pushing yourself

Would Malaysia been better if we didn’t seperate

there was never hope of stable and united myanmar, too many ethnic groups that all hate each other

treat gdp per capita as the average yearly income of pinoys. given the insane wealth inequality in our country, majority of people actually make waaaay less than that but the rich folks pull up the average by being obscenely wealthy

functioning state

Poor singaporean when living in a 4 bedroom hdb oh the misery

we'd just drag you down with our race politics tbf
imagine an alt-history where Mahathir and Lee teamed up lol

dont be bitter

Lee Kuan Yew leads a united Malaysia and brings Brunei to the fold

West Malaysia is leeching off East's wealth and natural resources so everything is fine over here.

I can only buy 1 rtx 3080 and a high rise condo with my low singaporean salary, i suffer so much bros at least you guys are happy with $180 per month salary with no copes

anyone ever tried these?

go back to complaining about being a neet high school dropout. being a bitter filipino isn't a good look for you

It sucks that even if I get a job here I wouldn't be able to buy my own gaming laptop. You're on a net deficit the moment you get a job under filipino management.

get rid of your worldly desires and you will be fine.
I only work 5 times per month and 1 meal per day, I usually fast when I finished my saving and go get free drinking water from the homeless shelter.
I'm leeching off to free wi-fi now to post here lmao. You don't really need to have everything in life, just be content and enjoy whatever you got.

they look cool as shoes for inside an office with carpeted floors. I won't dare use these on concrete roads

chuddette

Something did happen, though

do you not have any vices?
spend like RM400/month on cigs alone me

typical burgis

Don't be bitter and be happy with the shitty filipino job conditions bro ;). Just don't own something bro and be content with a crappy low paid job while i buy a new legion pro bro :)

just go iyak iyak and complain until you die bro

what excuse could I give to my Viet fiancee so she let me stay in Jakarta few days before our marriage?
who is the one doing the sacrifice here?
me who dont enjoy sex with her or she who gets 5 orgasm with me.
Im the one who does the sacrifice then I deserve a reward before signing a contract to be with her forever.
Buddha didnt said anything about marriage and cheating.
youtube.com/watch?v=sUiMQs88YqA

I recently went to Malaysia and it was so beautiful bros. Merdeka Square made me feel more patriotic than visiting Luneta. Islam is the cure for the Philippines in contrast to the freemasonry of the katipuneros

isekai yourself kung di mo na talaga kaya

No, I enjoy my time chatting with people. Thats all I need.

I'll just jakol myself to sleep because my decade-old netbook's hdd is making clicking noises again

I wanted to show off my gf but she rejected me

oh man the bikers are doing another duterte honkafest again

Why isn't there footage of the earthquake in myanmar yet

room for rent bawal sa maarte: 1.5k/month
Food: 1000/week (sardines, tinapa and rice)
Transpo: 1000/week
Load: 699/month

You can cop a decent gaming rig within a few months of saving and asceticism

the security guard is chasing me away, welp no more internet for tonight, good night gays selamat hari raya ye ye yeyeeee~~ iyak iyak awooooooooooo jangan main pantat tau kekekekekeke memek~

Sounds like Aceh in 2004

Filipinos desparately need a Jackson Hinkle to lead the worker's revolution in the age of multipolarity and post-covid world

may all beings be happy
om~

Cheap internet was a mistake.

Why do people buy gaming laptops and not a PC

i've been using my phone as my main computer.

Dialysis: 1 million or something

Food: 1000/week

lmao a decade ago 700/week is totally reasonable

I miss 20 pesos protein ulam
I miss 5 pesos rice
I miss 5 pesos veggie
I miss feeling fancy with my 10 pesos sprite

I frequently move houses.

stop eating too much fat fucks

Why?
no

suggestions for tonight's goon sesh?

Ami Tokita

f.uguu.se/HWxVvCoQ.mp4

amazing, she has nothing

lmao, bodied that freak

lmao, bodied that freak

She needs to do a creampie gangbang scene

I lived in a muslim part of manila during my university days. Specifically, maranao and tausugs. It's deep in the eskenitas and squatter area, but the rent there is cheap, food also. A meal can cost you around 50 php (2 pastil rice and a veg option). Although it's psychologically scarring given that your OM is feasting on ubereats and a wine and dine during the weekends while you have to suffer the pain of being in the bottom rung of filipino society

lmao, ร่างกายที่คลั่งไคล้

START-094

this looks sexy as fuck

mentari.moh.gov.my/self-test/

he lived in a squatter

I'm not sacrificing the quality of life, privacy, safety and hygiene just to eat and live in a dirty dangerous slum.

Is the Cainta area a slum?

how is living in the andes peeuANO?

ngmi

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Suzu Honjou and Rei Kamiki collaboration special

Tagalogs ITT talking about slum life while ignoring the elephant in the room(pagpag)

literal nonsense babble
google can't even do standard thai right, less so colloquial term, so translating relatively unknown slang from english is doomed to utter incomprehensible failure.

Slums are not dangerous areas contrary to popular belief. Smile and talk to your neighbours and try to hang out with them once in a while. You'll be fine

Sulayig pitik i-lubong tika ron

go to sleep chuds

I'm so unemployable majority of college graduates are sleeping right now while I'm still up applying for crappy jobs online.

Fuck this gay earth honestly.

You're just gonna bake a new bago

Slums are not dangerous areas contrary to popular belief. Smile and talk to your neighbours and try to hang out with them once in a while. You'll be fine

So much dogshit in that.

new bago

too early chuds

go bake one ariff

thats not scaramouche

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Romeo, when he learns of Juliet's fate

If people care so much about keeping you from suicide why don't they give me money instead of walking away when I bring it up?

not my problem

You have soft hands so delicate and smooth

just got back to home but damn my house so fucking stong as if nothing happened, not even shit placed on unstable ground dropped

new/baru/bago

uhhh love yourself and take the crappy filipino extortion job

Slums are not dangerous areas contrary to popular belief

Lmao, as a guy that did plenty of social work I can tell you right now that slum people are slum people because they're human garbage.
Males will try to kill themselves on the cheapest liquor they can get their hands on and the women will gladly whore out their daughters to buy the latest fake designer item or phone. There might be 1 guy out of 100,000 that wasn't dropped as much as an infant and has his head screwed on straight but he's the exception that proves the rule.

people don't want emotional baggage

Too early chud

be emphatic chud

new day new bread chuds

ok

GM /asean/

300

wenas homes

Folks packed a bag of relief goods and carried boxes for a medical mission and suddenly they're a social worker

go to sleep chuds

You are illiterate and you failed to comprehend how urban development and societal cohesion works. You only outed yourself to be a bitch in real life

getting real tired of flip schizos