People love German because it sounds "cool and angry".
When they actually learn German, they found out it's one of the most poetic languages in the world.
People love German because it sounds "cool and angry"
The only good thing about your language is that neither jeets nor nigs speak it natively. That's pretty much it.
I've always thought it sounded gay, especially the way you guys actually speak it. Cool language though.
he doesnt know
Normie EFLs also think German is "ugly" with a lot of gutteral sounds but it really isn't, maybe only slightly more than French which to them is le beautiful le romantic etc. Dutch and Russian sound much worse IMO.
german gets a bad rap because of hitler screaming with his chemical weapons-damaged vocal cords
Dutch looks weird when written but sounds cute when spoken.
No they don't, and that's the only reason why 1) they're rich and 2) white persons of good character (like me) can enter their country, both unlike England and France. They don't have an infinite supply of brownoid drones (no, that tiny meme country where they actually speak English doesn't count) so they have to let Slavs in.
Who the fuck cares Rodriguez. You don't even speak English.
Russian sound much worse IMO.
True. Subhuman tongue.
Except Hitler doesn't even sound bad. It's just that EFLs get served clips of his most emotive moments and since no one knows German nor any context at all it seems unhinged.
I can't get over their g- sound. I know it's just an ach-laut like in German but it's oddly applied and I don't like it. Other than that it is fine, I just think Dutch fits the a
Anglo stereotype of muh ugly gutteral language much better than German does.
EFLs
Whom the fuck do you describe Sanchez? Nigerians or Pakistanis? Lmao.
Rammstein is pseudo-intellectual bdsm garbage THO
It's not poetic, it's soft and sissy like French. Greatest regret of my life, choosing to learn German instead of French.
But anon, you will say, you just said it's like French. Yes, French is also all that but at least it's a romance language and a gateway to Spanish and Italian.
I respect them for that clip where they humiliated zigeria and presented natashas as whores. Their music is shit though.
Why do you hate Russia so much?
I live in this shithole.
Would you like to move to MVP
isn't this post illegal?
What I wanted to say, High German and Dutch and Scandinavian and German dialects are white men's languages.
English is now undebatably brown, Romance are basically Semitic, and Slavic despite being white too aren't proper human languages but animal noises.
So we're left with with Germanic languages only. Even if they look and sound like shit.
Yes, I'm moving exactly there there after graduation. The eastern Saxonies and Bavaria are also considered but MVP is the main option.
They haven't outlawed being Slavic in this churka-jewish gulag YET.
Why are you moving to MVP and not somewhere more populous where more jobs are available?
And how is your German proficiency?
Why not Bavaria?
Apparently in Flanders they still pronounce the G like a G, and the ch thing is only found up north
Do the Dutch say Hootenannie or Gooetenannij?
Why are you moving to MVP and not somewhere more populous where more jobs are available?
I'm a doctor, so the demand is actually higher there while the pay is the same and the cost of living is lower.
And how is your German proficiency?
I was initially stunned by the fact that its vocabulary is completely unrelated to the Romance languages (English, Latin, Spanish) I've been learning before so I sort of stumbled. Now I resumed systematical studies, I do Anki and read textbooks and all, keep in mind I have 4 more years 3 of which I can nearly entirely dedicate to learning the language.
I wouldn't know
They have entry legislation issues (that is, it's too liberal in its entry laws so the wait time for professional exams are extremely long) and the cost of living there seems to be higher even in rural areas and small towns. Diaspora also states their dialects to be a problem but I actually don't mind learning both Alemannic and Bavarian after achieving somewhat okay level in High German.
Bavaria loves you and Bavaria needs you.
MVP needs you but doesn't love you.
The choice is clear.
I only learned German to learn rammstein lyrics, only to realize that they’re leftist cucks. What a waste of time.
Bavaria loves Turks and Syrians too though.
I don't like this post.
30% of German population is Turkish
I don't like this post.
30% of their population has migrant background and of those more than a half are Slavs.
Something's wrong?
At least now you can read Schopenhauer etc. in german.
I don't like the above posts.
True
Maybe you just don't like Turks? It's okay though, nobody besides natasha whores does.
I am not a fan of Muslims in general.
How to say this in German?
döp dö dö döp
It's in Swedish.
are Brothers Grimm stories better in German?
This is anglo propaganda.
No, Swedish is a real language like Bavarian. Stop it.
yes I got this and it's much better
but you'll need to know German well as it's the unchanged edition from the 1840s
You "people" call gloves "hand shoes".
And we call you "Brits".
I think it has many silly and funny sounding words
All foreign languages sound good when women speak them and bad when men speak them.
cool and angry
Lol, no. Especially when Germans talk. single words are cool, especially when read in some accents that don't soften the words. That's why in anime German names are cool
Doesn't change the fact, I like those "softer" accents like Hessian
poetic
It's like most of the languages in arts like poetry or songs
Because we consider English to be the "standard"
Dutch phonology is not so different from French, English, German, and many languages have "growls," but cultural baggage changes perception. We are all prisoners of American pop culture stereotypes
respecting rammstein
They are a very good band.
You're gay.
I daresay I am.
Only gay people think about gay all the time and accuse others of being gay. That is projection Mr. Mikhail
He wasn't just projecting. I mean, maybe he was, but I am gay (15cm, uncut).
I don't think about Rammstein. It's gay and bad. And I'm not a Mikhail.