Edition
/brit/
reginald spitfire mitchell and josiah wedgwood
rorke getting his dad to unblock the toilet
accidentally applied for a bunch of jobs that were put up by recruiters and now my phone is off the hook with recruitscum calling me about their fake job
you did this right now didn't you?
eating poo
Sucking a cup of tea
if you're having hull problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but a breach aint one
ktim
...yh
Stop drinking tea.
got one yesterday through whatsapp about earning commissions through tiktok
based edish
Sir Disabled Killer
balding man clinging on to what is left of his hairline
ktim
Starmer's Britain
shut up you greasy greek gimp
no new severance episode to watch today
why even live
Sir Forced Gimmick and his French brother Monsieur Force' Gimmique
my feet arent actually quite a foot long
Need these judges put out of business, if you catch my proverbial drift
I applied for two jobs and had a recruiter ring me at 9am saying they saw my CV online and wanted to know more.
smiling
I know that feel bro
Me and the Mrs already watched Adolescence, too
Need more normslop to waste our Friday evening with
well thats the runt slop king beef and tomato pot noodles lunch sorted
AshkeNAZI
open your eyes and see the truth
Aura
Who the fuck stores thousands of images of anything let alone CP?
have some self respect
gormless runts
nonces apparently
What kind of beer should I get after work today?
300k pictures of one singular game show host
yeah?
Singular bradposter sweating
zoomer moment
yeah theyre eleven point something inches i measured them
just been called a gormless runt by a black man on /brit/
at least one officer combing through those has had a wank to it eventually
get the glucose licked
30 year old men watching teenagers dance on tiktok
Rorke cutting out coupons from the Sun for a £9.50 holiday to Skegness with his mum
Leftypol taking his husband and their two daughters for a week in a lodge at Centerparcs
minecraft twink farm guide 1.7.10 (WORKING)
think like a brilliant
Stella
Posted it again award
deez white man be sayin mad tings ya kno
man called me a plonker brev
man call me a twat
how much hatred do you have to have to call man a TWAT
alri sheepberg
Had it before, not a fan of it
Clocks go back tonight
always read these rorke/leftypol posts in this high pitched whiny paki woman voice
Rorke up all night on the shitter after his mum made extra mild fajitas for tea
Leftypol eating a vegan diet and supplementing with psyllium husk pinching out a perfect loaf at the same minute every morning
Guinness
cocks go black tonight
No they don't, they go forward tomorrow
Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.
grow down
Heineken? I hardly drink and when I do it's scotch
hiiii its emily from stupid cunt recruitment i just came across your CV online and wanted to explore some opportunities with you
Bank holiday. Oh it lush
Rorke with that Matalan drip
shit gym session there team. Shouldn't have had that wank beforehand
cocks go forward tonight
just been diagnosed with up syndrome
WH Smith name to disappear from High Street after sale
The new owner has said it will keep the Post Office outlets that operate in many branches, but will rebrand the High Street chain as TGJones.
my cock recedes into my belly fat tonight
A clue gained
tried to parallel park for the first time in about 10 months earlier today and couldn't do it
gave up and parked further up the street
Nice
well that the based slop Big Sobe Noodles Teriyaki pot for lunch sorted
Had some for st paddys day
wearing loafers
for loafing
hobgoblin
just got down like syndrome on the dancefloor
doing a stinky fart
Rorke in his Fiat 500 passed down from his sister
Read somewhere that like 80 percent of their profit came from the ones they have in airports and hospitals
If you still use public transport you need to grow up
kek I've been there mate, you feel really lethargic for the session
Toronto mentioned
yeah I use public trans every day
Just shoved an arse up my arse
Idk
sucking a poo
arseception
fuck off normie
I’m literally naked in the shower right now x
*browsing experience improves significantly*
Did the guy really hurt anyone?
guzzling shite
WH Smith has sold its high street shops to Hoobycraft owner Modella Capital, who will rebrand them TGJones
WHS will retain its travel and hospital stores which were making 85% of the money
RIP shit shops where I read all the magazines for free lel
What’s it like only seeing 20 posts per thread?
Actually sickening how many female Prime Ministers this country has had.
Have decided to go with tsing tao beer and some cinnamon whiskey
Do you ever clear history and have to redo it all?
yes
Only 10 posts have been filtered in this thread so far. And on average I'm filtering only 20% of all posts per thread. Its not like I'm missing out on much
whsmiths is a dog shit shop
the handful of times I've ever been in for something they either don't have it or it's so expensive that I leave and buy it online
every one of their stores is grotty as well
poof
I'm borrowing one of these at the moment lel, 6 speed 2 litre diesel, feels like you're driving your nan's front room around. Proper tugboat but it's actually quite fast.
kind of a self own here you reading magazines in 2025
I drive an audi a4
I only ever buy drinks or cards from there, the books are expensive and magazines are a con.
P00
Could do with an estate myself but don't want a diesel as I do short journeys
p
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oh no not WH Smith where will I get my 6 prit-sticks a pack, office stress balls and party glitter from now? The government MUST intervene
?????
Sorry mate some of us have hobbies rather than being depressed all the time
keir starmer strutting out of 10 'owning, rocking full visvim and an ironic visor
RIP William Henry Smith (1792–1865) gone too soon
You drive me around. I sit and enjoy the scenery
Mad how the only deportations right now are of legal immigrants who made tepid criticisms of israel.
rent free in your head
kind of a self own here you collecting little toys
They're all pakis so it's a net positive really
All judges are pedos and or rapists. That’s why pedos and rapists get virtually no punishment because the judges know one day they will get caught and hope when they do they will get no punishment because that’s the “standard” that’s been set for those types of crimes.
What I’m saying is true because there is no logical reason why a non violent drug importer gets 20+ years and a rapist gets less than 7 years.
It sets the precedent that anyone who criticizes israel is a criminal who should be arrested or deported. It will first be used on Muslims and then on anyone else.
yes mr trump every brown and black person in America wants Israel destroyed and they're deeply anti-Semitic
president pump and dump
I should redo my filters and become a good poster again
you’re aware that we have something called sentencing guidelines right?
has anybody ever gone and said "you know what, that sally field is quite the looker!" i don't think so lmao bizarre taste
Justify your existence right now.
God loves you
Hnnnggg
Off to Asda
A few bits to buy for the weekend
*reads out the list of drugs 190 has done*
The non whites will just not go after israel and be able to do all their other shenanigans. Illegal immigrants will come over with shirts with the israeli flag on them.
i can't
*Number of girls who rejected you*
cope on you fucking paks
all me
white people more like shite people
fuck your justifications im livin it up bitch
British PM resignation speech playlist. ASMR. Chill Vibes
civil service wankers love they oxbridge grads
'sheed
runt edish
My mum would die because no one would be around to help her
Enjoy your short win and your permission slip from the rabbi to get mad about Muslims
remember when 190 used to say that he lured women to his smelly flat with free drugs
proper wrongun he was
Drank too much last night award
Yelling at the dog to come inside at night when she was on the couch award
Upset the wife being a dickhead award
Meant for
haha, yeah, the wife
ever shagged her up the arse? x
nth for the gyaldem
This is what I get paid £42k + company car to do.
On a 35 hour contract too and I probably do about 30 hours out of it, turn up between 9-10 most days and sometimes leave early. Own office, personal assistant. It's class really.
corrrrrrrr
They look like they have white boyfriends
If you aren't in London I just have to assume you flat out are an unambitious person content with living a mediocre life.
All due respect and that of course.
payroll wanker loves his Quickbooks reports
This is the correct answer
here comes the salaryposting again yeah yeah everybody is a centillion googleplex ascended proto-hyperborean space aryan with a mars colony and all you have to do is press one button and get showered in solid bullion you got mining precious metals from the Sun etc etc etc you're definitely not a fat neet with no friends posting on Anon Babble
deserved tbf. i dont know what any of that means and couldnt do the job. thank you for your service
Can we all get on the boozington already you lot are being dull as dishwater today
There is virtually no benefit to living in London anymore. Unless you think slop chicken shops and overpriced pints is a benefit?
And you're under the impression 42k is alot yeah?
Yeah but not in a long time
Not really my cup of tea
how is your salary going to save you when the clathrate gun shoots you in the bollocks in 2026
oh other than the fact you get a 15k bump in salary by merely being here
anyone have the webm of the ostrich which self decapitates after getting its head stuck between two pipes
It's 9:15am
Friend of mine lived in London and every day after work he'd get in the shower and he'd have to clean off this disgusting black soot he was covered in after commuting back and forth on the underground
What’s your ambition? Get gold stars from corporations?
Just Stop Oil? Stopped.
Oil? Unstopped.
makes you think
just stop USAID
me? just a lowly grunt stationed on New Mombasa scraping by on 10,000 credits a year.
Bored out of my mind as well
Gf just said my willy looked big after getting out of the shower
Proportionate to absurd cost of living its not really a bump is it mate. When one bedroom flats are at least £1500 a month and pints are approaching £8 that 15k bump quickly evaporates
Don’t understand how I’m so ugly my dad and mum are normal looking maybe even above average and I look fucking clapped
you are you walking around your girlfriend naked you freak
erm sure he wasn't a chimney sweep? did he prance around doing twirls and talking fake cockney?
Why is that every time theres a conversation on here you always chime in with some shit about your mum and dad? Fuck off
would rather live in a nice community surrounded by friends and family than some mega city, what jobs do most cunts in london even do? office drone shite can't be that worth it
a gated community
with no brown people
You don’t need to chime in on this sort of stuff Diego lol take a seat
Doss jobs made to look important like all wealthy people in the UK
you must have some extremely prudish and insecure parents.
im mentioning your parents because you're most likely an chronic incel so have zero experience of women whatsoever, let alone gfs.
so what's the plan?
That was literally my first ever post in here
pooey bum wank
maybe chicken and rice toil time for me x
being naked in front of other people is unbecoming
that's why you do the rational thing and live with several flatmates
Cooking is hell but as long as you have your own room and shitter it's all you need
It's not a permanent thing but as long as you're an autist with no social life, the savings will rack up like crazy
One thing that gets me about London
How do the thousands of KFC and Starbucks and Pret workers live there and rent/mortgage?
Like even in somewhere like Plumstead or Dagenham it must be expensive to live
well you never have to worry about that problem so thats good
top bock
weird how people keep shitting on big city life
MUCH PREFER the countryside where it's quite and peaceful
London is SHITE why do people even live there
hate big cities with a passion will take my quite village any day
almost as if they are coping otherwise they wouldn't say anything
you don't hear people in London complain about Cheshire
how will /brit/ anons bypass the ninja sword ban?
ummm why is Sir Kier not in the middle
Hahaha fucking hell
Packed into cramped houseshares. Or they live in student housing.
Only have 3% on my phone left, no charger and 4 hours to go until I finish work followed by a 30 minute bus ride.
do the rational thing and live with several flatmates
Grim Grim Grim lmaooooooo
my mate is doing his PhD and was in a "working house" like this, and it was even worse than his student digs
Right so the pints are £8 and the rent is £1500 a month, cooking is hell and you have to live with foreigners and bames in a house share. I think I'll stick to my white village in Hampshire thank you very much. The jobs arent worth much but I'm surrounded by friends and family, countryside and seaside, clean air and friendly old people. Who's really living the better life here?
yeah Londons the place to be mate
*inhales a cloud of diesel fumes*
the big salary makes my soul crushing job so worth it
*pays £14 for a sandwich*
nothing like the hustle and bus-
*gets stabbed by an immigrant*
wow you might actually have a real life experience
why the fuck are you on Anon Babble nibba
you don't hear people in London complain about Cheshire
Thats because Cheshire is a nice place to live, why would they complain about it?
enjoy this format
What do you think of the American race?
i think i could only live in London if i were on at least 150k.
the cashier lass is so fit
go to central london on google street view and try to find a busy road without a single wog
fuck up deano youve never left hull
Once reported drug use in a club to the bouncer and he just laughed then called me speccy. There really is no justice in this world.
Donald Trump hosts a special Ramadan iftar dinner for local Muslim activists in the White House, gives speech wishing them “Ramadan Mubarak”
Oh my days Rorke is this your boy???
anything that makes a eurosissy seethe is a plus in my book
Londonmong loves his London
ah yes i love le hustle and bustle of the big city
*curryhouses and paki slop chicken shows steam up the window with condensation*
yep...so vibrant...
*loud muslim music and street racing outside*
mhmmm, loving my big city life
*gets evicted as my under the stairs studio apartment is now 3k a month plus tip
I'm from London
keep your enemies close innit
shitting the house down
yeah london, ontario
gingerpedo jolting awake shivering in a cold sweat, racing over to his computer to post another getty images watermarked mp4
not physically possible
don't think that applies to suicide bombers
I'm from Washington
thats nice :)
for me it's East London (South Africa)
He should’ve filled you in
Londonistan
having a headache again fucking hell
londoners are all mentally ill as well. the last remaining white ones act really titchy and on edge like they've just about had enough. There has never been a calm and relaxed Londoner
Filled me in on what? The premises drug and alcohol policy?
Lads remember the biggest loser and when they tempted all the fatties with cakes and shit looool
I’m a calm and chill Londoner. Although desu I’ve only lived here 10 years, grew up up North x
filled your skinny sissy arse in with his girthy bouncer cock
PACK YOUR BAGS MAM
WE'RE OFF TO SUNNY SKEGNESS
MAM THAT MISS REEVES CUT OUR PIP PAYMENTS AGAIN PUT THE MILKY WAY CROISSANTS BACK
wag1 mi bruddaz
5'5 lad with his 6'3 gf
what is the sex like I wonder
Anyone here who is White British diaspora or is /brit/ a Pakistani general?
scromiting
my arse looks so peng
*raises paw*
purresent
corrrrr show us mate x
I’m Irish descended thank God
Every man an ottoman sultan
Every man a king
That lad has a semi colon tattoo on his leg
pics pls so many horny posts today my cock is going to erupt
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WISH I WAS A TURBOMANLET WITH A 6'3gf
0.6% of men (therefore 420,000 British men) have micropenises (< 3 inches)
mental that aye?
that's between 4 and 5 filled wembley stadiums of micropensies
that's madness
whats the combined length
couldn't be me x
I genuinely would kill myself
most of them have probably shagged more than me
mad how the ancient egyptians didnt call themselves egyptians
All me
no RolexHaver
Impeccable taste
Why the Double Standards on ‘Leadership’ When It Comes to Black Players?
circus act where three blokes point their arses up to the ceiling and launch poos through the air back and forth from each other's arseholes like those fountains from roller coaster tycoon
between 4 and 5 filled wembley stadiums of micropensies
they aint filling nothing with those tiny peckers
The Jewish holiday of Passover is literally them celebrating the death of thousands of Egyptian babies in their cribs