/brit/

Edition

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reginald spitfire mitchell and josiah wedgwood

rorke getting his dad to unblock the toilet

accidentally applied for a bunch of jobs that were put up by recruiters and now my phone is off the hook with recruitscum calling me about their fake job

you did this right now didn't you?

eating poo

Sucking a cup of tea

if you're having hull problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but a breach aint one

ktim

...yh

Stop drinking tea.

got one yesterday through whatsapp about earning commissions through tiktok

based edish

Sir Disabled Killer

balding man clinging on to what is left of his hairline

ktim

Starmer's Britain

shut up you greasy greek gimp

no new severance episode to watch today

why even live

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Sir Forced Gimmick and his French brother Monsieur Force' Gimmique

my feet arent actually quite a foot long

Need these judges put out of business, if you catch my proverbial drift

I applied for two jobs and had a recruiter ring me at 9am saying they saw my CV online and wanted to know more.

smiling

I know that feel bro

Me and the Mrs already watched Adolescence, too

Need more normslop to waste our Friday evening with

well thats the runt slop king beef and tomato pot noodles lunch sorted

AshkeNAZI

open your eyes and see the truth

Aura

Who the fuck stores thousands of images of anything let alone CP?

have some self respect

gormless runts

nonces apparently

What kind of beer should I get after work today?

300k pictures of one singular game show host

yeah?

Singular bradposter sweating

zoomer moment

yeah theyre eleven point something inches i measured them

just been called a gormless runt by a black man on /brit/

at least one officer combing through those has had a wank to it eventually

get the glucose licked

30 year old men watching teenagers dance on tiktok

Rorke cutting out coupons from the Sun for a £9.50 holiday to Skegness with his mum

Leftypol taking his husband and their two daughters for a week in a lodge at Centerparcs

minecraft twink farm guide 1.7.10 (WORKING)

think like a brilliant

Stella

Posted it again award

deez white man be sayin mad tings ya kno
man called me a plonker brev
man call me a twat
how much hatred do you have to have to call man a TWAT

alri sheepberg

Had it before, not a fan of it

Clocks go back tonight

always read these rorke/leftypol posts in this high pitched whiny paki woman voice

Rorke up all night on the shitter after his mum made extra mild fajitas for tea

Leftypol eating a vegan diet and supplementing with psyllium husk pinching out a perfect loaf at the same minute every morning

Guinness

cocks go black tonight

No they don't, they go forward tomorrow

Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.

grow down

Heineken? I hardly drink and when I do it's scotch

hiiii its emily from stupid cunt recruitment i just came across your CV online and wanted to explore some opportunities with you

Bank holiday. Oh it lush

Rorke with that Matalan drip

shit gym session there team. Shouldn't have had that wank beforehand

cocks go forward tonight

just been diagnosed with up syndrome

WH Smith name to disappear from High Street after sale

The new owner has said it will keep the Post Office outlets that operate in many branches, but will rebrand the High Street chain as TGJones.

my cock recedes into my belly fat tonight

A clue gained

tried to parallel park for the first time in about 10 months earlier today and couldn't do it

gave up and parked further up the street

Nice

well that the based slop Big Sobe Noodles Teriyaki pot for lunch sorted

Had some for st paddys day

wearing loafers
for loafing

hobgoblin

just got down like syndrome on the dancefloor

doing a stinky fart

Rorke in his Fiat 500 passed down from his sister

Read somewhere that like 80 percent of their profit came from the ones they have in airports and hospitals

If you still use public transport you need to grow up

kek I've been there mate, you feel really lethargic for the session

Toronto mentioned

yeah I use public trans every day

Just shoved an arse up my arse

sucking a poo

arseception

fuck off normie

I’m literally naked in the shower right now x

*browsing experience improves significantly*

Did the guy really hurt anyone?

guzzling shite

WH Smith has sold its high street shops to Hoobycraft owner Modella Capital, who will rebrand them TGJones

WHS will retain its travel and hospital stores which were making 85% of the money

RIP shit shops where I read all the magazines for free lel

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What’s it like only seeing 20 posts per thread?

Actually sickening how many female Prime Ministers this country has had.

Have decided to go with tsing tao beer and some cinnamon whiskey

Do you ever clear history and have to redo it all?

yes

Only 10 posts have been filtered in this thread so far. And on average I'm filtering only 20% of all posts per thread. Its not like I'm missing out on much

whsmiths is a dog shit shop
the handful of times I've ever been in for something they either don't have it or it's so expensive that I leave and buy it online
every one of their stores is grotty as well

poof

I'm borrowing one of these at the moment lel, 6 speed 2 litre diesel, feels like you're driving your nan's front room around. Proper tugboat but it's actually quite fast.

kind of a self own here you reading magazines in 2025

I drive an audi a4

I only ever buy drinks or cards from there, the books are expensive and magazines are a con.

P00

Could do with an estate myself but don't want a diesel as I do short journeys

p
o
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oh no not WH Smith where will I get my 6 prit-sticks a pack, office stress balls and party glitter from now? The government MUST intervene

keir starmer strutting out of 10 'owning, rocking full visvim and an ironic visor

RIP William Henry Smith (1792–1865) gone too soon

Mad how the only deportations right now are of legal immigrants who made tepid criticisms of israel.

rent free in your head

kind of a self own here you collecting little toys

They're all pakis so it's a net positive really

All judges are pedos and or rapists. That’s why pedos and rapists get virtually no punishment because the judges know one day they will get caught and hope when they do they will get no punishment because that’s the “standard” that’s been set for those types of crimes.
What I’m saying is true because there is no logical reason why a non violent drug importer gets 20+ years and a rapist gets less than 7 years.

It sets the precedent that anyone who criticizes israel is a criminal who should be arrested or deported. It will first be used on Muslims and then on anyone else.

yes mr trump every brown and black person in America wants Israel destroyed and they're deeply anti-Semitic

president pump and dump

I should redo my filters and become a good poster again

you’re aware that we have something called sentencing guidelines right?

has anybody ever gone and said "you know what, that sally field is quite the looker!" i don't think so lmao bizarre taste

Justify your existence right now.

God loves you

Hnnnggg

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Off to Asda
A few bits to buy for the weekend

*reads out the list of drugs 190 has done*

The non whites will just not go after israel and be able to do all their other shenanigans. Illegal immigrants will come over with shirts with the israeli flag on them.

i can't

*Number of girls who rejected you*

cope on you fucking paks

all me

white people more like shite people

fuck your justifications im livin it up bitch

British PM resignation speech playlist. ASMR. Chill Vibes

civil service wankers love they oxbridge grads

'sheed

runt edish

My mum would die because no one would be around to help her

Enjoy your short win and your permission slip from the rabbi to get mad about Muslims

remember when 190 used to say that he lured women to his smelly flat with free drugs
proper wrongun he was

Drank too much last night award

Yelling at the dog to come inside at night when she was on the couch award

Upset the wife being a dickhead award

Meant for

haha, yeah, the wife

ever shagged her up the arse? x

nth for the gyaldem

This is what I get paid £42k + company car to do.

On a 35 hour contract too and I probably do about 30 hours out of it, turn up between 9-10 most days and sometimes leave early. Own office, personal assistant. It's class really.

corrrrrrrr

They look like they have white boyfriends

If you aren't in London I just have to assume you flat out are an unambitious person content with living a mediocre life.
All due respect and that of course.

payroll wanker loves his Quickbooks reports

This is the correct answer

here comes the salaryposting again yeah yeah everybody is a centillion googleplex ascended proto-hyperborean space aryan with a mars colony and all you have to do is press one button and get showered in solid bullion you got mining precious metals from the Sun etc etc etc you're definitely not a fat neet with no friends posting on Anon Babble

deserved tbf. i dont know what any of that means and couldnt do the job. thank you for your service

Can we all get on the boozington already you lot are being dull as dishwater today

There is virtually no benefit to living in London anymore. Unless you think slop chicken shops and overpriced pints is a benefit?

And you're under the impression 42k is alot yeah?

Yeah but not in a long time

Not really my cup of tea

how is your salary going to save you when the clathrate gun shoots you in the bollocks in 2026

oh other than the fact you get a 15k bump in salary by merely being here

anyone have the webm of the ostrich which self decapitates after getting its head stuck between two pipes

It's 9:15am

Friend of mine lived in London and every day after work he'd get in the shower and he'd have to clean off this disgusting black soot he was covered in after commuting back and forth on the underground

What’s your ambition? Get gold stars from corporations?

Just Stop Oil? Stopped.
Oil? Unstopped.

makes you think

just stop USAID

me? just a lowly grunt stationed on New Mombasa scraping by on 10,000 credits a year.
Bored out of my mind as well

Gf just said my willy looked big after getting out of the shower

Proportionate to absurd cost of living its not really a bump is it mate. When one bedroom flats are at least £1500 a month and pints are approaching £8 that 15k bump quickly evaporates

Don’t understand how I’m so ugly my dad and mum are normal looking maybe even above average and I look fucking clapped

you are you walking around your girlfriend naked you freak

erm sure he wasn't a chimney sweep? did he prance around doing twirls and talking fake cockney?

Why is that every time theres a conversation on here you always chime in with some shit about your mum and dad? Fuck off

would rather live in a nice community surrounded by friends and family than some mega city, what jobs do most cunts in london even do? office drone shite can't be that worth it

a gated community
with no brown people

You don’t need to chime in on this sort of stuff Diego lol take a seat

Doss jobs made to look important like all wealthy people in the UK

you must have some extremely prudish and insecure parents.
im mentioning your parents because you're most likely an chronic incel so have zero experience of women whatsoever, let alone gfs.

so what's the plan?

That was literally my first ever post in here

pooey bum wank

maybe chicken and rice toil time for me x

being naked in front of other people is unbecoming

that's why you do the rational thing and live with several flatmates
Cooking is hell but as long as you have your own room and shitter it's all you need
It's not a permanent thing but as long as you're an autist with no social life, the savings will rack up like crazy

One thing that gets me about London

How do the thousands of KFC and Starbucks and Pret workers live there and rent/mortgage?

Like even in somewhere like Plumstead or Dagenham it must be expensive to live

well you never have to worry about that problem so thats good

top bock

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weird how people keep shitting on big city life

MUCH PREFER the countryside where it's quite and peaceful

London is SHITE why do people even live there

hate big cities with a passion will take my quite village any day

almost as if they are coping otherwise they wouldn't say anything
you don't hear people in London complain about Cheshire

how will /brit/ anons bypass the ninja sword ban?

ummm why is Sir Kier not in the middle

Hahaha fucking hell

Packed into cramped houseshares. Or they live in student housing.

Only have 3% on my phone left, no charger and 4 hours to go until I finish work followed by a 30 minute bus ride.

do the rational thing and live with several flatmates

Grim Grim Grim lmaooooooo

my mate is doing his PhD and was in a "working house" like this, and it was even worse than his student digs

Right so the pints are £8 and the rent is £1500 a month, cooking is hell and you have to live with foreigners and bames in a house share. I think I'll stick to my white village in Hampshire thank you very much. The jobs arent worth much but I'm surrounded by friends and family, countryside and seaside, clean air and friendly old people. Who's really living the better life here?

yeah Londons the place to be mate
*inhales a cloud of diesel fumes*
the big salary makes my soul crushing job so worth it
*pays £14 for a sandwich*
nothing like the hustle and bus-
*gets stabbed by an immigrant*

wow you might actually have a real life experience

why the fuck are you on Anon Babble nibba

you don't hear people in London complain about Cheshire

Thats because Cheshire is a nice place to live, why would they complain about it?

enjoy this format

What do you think of the American race?

i think i could only live in London if i were on at least 150k.

the cashier lass is so fit

go to central london on google street view and try to find a busy road without a single wog

fuck up deano youve never left hull

Once reported drug use in a club to the bouncer and he just laughed then called me speccy. There really is no justice in this world.

Donald Trump hosts a special Ramadan iftar dinner for local Muslim activists in the White House, gives speech wishing them “Ramadan Mubarak”

Oh my days Rorke is this your boy???

anything that makes a eurosissy seethe is a plus in my book

Londonmong loves his London

ah yes i love le hustle and bustle of the big city
*curryhouses and paki slop chicken shows steam up the window with condensation*
yep...so vibrant...
*loud muslim music and street racing outside*
mhmmm, loving my big city life
*gets evicted as my under the stairs studio apartment is now 3k a month plus tip

I'm from London

keep your enemies close innit

shitting the house down

yeah london, ontario

gingerpedo jolting awake shivering in a cold sweat, racing over to his computer to post another getty images watermarked mp4

not physically possible

don't think that applies to suicide bombers

I'm from Washington

thats nice :)

for me it's East London (South Africa)

He should’ve filled you in

Londonistan

having a headache again fucking hell

londoners are all mentally ill as well. the last remaining white ones act really titchy and on edge like they've just about had enough. There has never been a calm and relaxed Londoner

Filled me in on what? The premises drug and alcohol policy?

Lads remember the biggest loser and when they tempted all the fatties with cakes and shit looool

I’m a calm and chill Londoner. Although desu I’ve only lived here 10 years, grew up up North x

filled your skinny sissy arse in with his girthy bouncer cock

PACK YOUR BAGS MAM

WE'RE OFF TO SUNNY SKEGNESS

MAM THAT MISS REEVES CUT OUR PIP PAYMENTS AGAIN PUT THE MILKY WAY CROISSANTS BACK

wag1 mi bruddaz

5'5 lad with his 6'3 gf
what is the sex like I wonder

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Anyone here who is White British diaspora or is /brit/ a Pakistani general?

scromiting

my arse looks so peng

*raises paw*
purresent

corrrrr show us mate x

I’m Irish descended thank God

Every man an ottoman sultan

Every man a king

That lad has a semi colon tattoo on his leg

pics pls so many horny posts today my cock is going to erupt

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WISH I WAS A TURBOMANLET WITH A 6'3gf

0.6% of men (therefore 420,000 British men) have micropenises (< 3 inches)
mental that aye?

that's between 4 and 5 filled wembley stadiums of micropensies
that's madness

whats the combined length

couldn't be me x

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I genuinely would kill myself

most of them have probably shagged more than me

mad how the ancient egyptians didnt call themselves egyptians

All me

no RolexHaver

Impeccable taste

Why the Double Standards on ‘Leadership’ When It Comes to Black Players?

circus act where three blokes point their arses up to the ceiling and launch poos through the air back and forth from each other's arseholes like those fountains from roller coaster tycoon

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between 4 and 5 filled wembley stadiums of micropensies

they aint filling nothing with those tiny peckers

The Jewish holiday of Passover is literally them celebrating the death of thousands of Egyptian babies in their cribs