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niJJas on suicide watch

Killed my sensei

you're being intolerant now, Sven

Based
Fuck weebs

What excuse do leftists use for the reason for knife crime?

Can you say that again in English?

Katanas aren't Ninja swords but Samurai swords

*phew*

That was close

Need mo' youth centres

bet Alan Moore never saw this one coming

Here it is in swedish
ما هو العذر الذي يستخدمه اليساريون لتبرير جرائم السكاكين؟

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It's the swords they use in those Chinese children cartoons. You know what they mean

Being British is a perpetual humiliation ritual.

w-wait IM NOT DONE LAUGHING

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They had some politician sugesting implentation of more leniant punishment depending on if you were part of any groups on her list. Obviously browns and muslims were included. It was her draft that was shared around and has been cited as gospel

They literally refused to do a national inquiry over the rape gangs to cover the fact labour officials ran cover for the paki rapists

now repeat it in turkish so the norway fag can understand it

This country is a hell.
How do I move to America?

Have $5,000,000 for a Trump card.

what does he mean by ninja swords

OH NO NO NO

never thought about it before but what do norwegians and finns think of each other? do you banter swedoids together often?

Is owning a sword even legal in the UK anymore?
Would be a bit dystopian to not even being allowed to own some European sword to display on a wall or for larping.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZgkefnwlpkA

While popular in performances the 'ninja sword' or 'ninjato' was likely never used by shinobi historically, much like the full black suits.

if its made traditionally before 1954

you have the exact same thing you fucking leaf and for decades too

Thank Science. Now the children will finally be safe.
I've been telling them for years that ninja swords were the key to the whole thing.

Yes, sikhs are allowed to carry around swords with them.

but why though? serious question,why?

Isn't this all mostly due to (black) "youth"?
I'm assuming blacks in the UK are particularly bad compared to other European countries because they for some retarded reason are trying to copy American nigger gang culture and obviously criticizing said culture would be deemed racist.

So you aren't allowed to buy a newly smithed sword?
Damn medieval larping or Hema in the UK must suck, I guess they have to use plastic or wooden swords lol.

I think the issue might be that the during the first UK ninja moral panic Starmer was a young man so has probably not updated his mental software on this topic since then.

Matt Easton (Scholagladiatoria) has a bunch of swords so I assume you can.

I see they're using the same strategy as the catholic church

wouldn't it have been the 12th enquiry?

Bodied that freak

Census results show Christianity is no longer a majority religion for the first time in England and Wales. But the results shouldn't be confused with conspiracy theories of white replacement.

they really hate you dont they
they are brazen about migration and dont even have the gall to be intellectually honest that white brits are being replaced

we dont have christcucks here. if anything african migrants improve christian numbers. the only christians are ancient people and immigrants. after these last few generations die it will only be africans who are in the churches.

no it was the second part if you read the post
'conspiracies of white replacement'
i never mentioned religion

Knife bans are fucking retarded. Take a piece of metal and sharpen it, now you have a knife you can stab people with

who is they

Personally my solution to knife crime would be to distribute a suit of amour to every citizen but the govt keeps coming up with excuses like 'it's too expensive' or 'there aren't enough craftsmen for that to be feasible'

That's just boomers dying, the whitest areas are the least religious in general. The more religion in a given area the browner it is. When I see people waving 'Jesus loves you' banners it's always some African migrants who can barely string a sentence together.
It's just a shame a lot of the younger generations got conned into believing they can live in peace with these "people".

Yes, argie retard is just repeating bullshit.

USA is better but not much better. Asia is my only hope, personally.

Thank you honorable Daimyo スターマー. The Brixton Clan will suffer greatly with the fall of their trusty shinobi

ninja sword

wtf are they talking about?
kunai?

Let me explain, British politicians don't understand anything about anything so say stupid shit.

British boomers are even dumber than our own.

look it up

it's real

this is your unironic prime minister

I know Trump likes to say a lot of dumb shit, but God, I actually feel bad for Brits. It's like if you made an entire country out of the insufferable grade school teacher that would put on a movie for class, and if one single kid talked during the movie, they would yell "WELLLL OKAY WOE IS ME FUCK ME I GUESS THIS ONE GUY RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE, MOVIE TIME IS OVER NOW I WILL GIVE YOU ALL EXTRA HOMEWORK, YOU ALL DID THIS TO YOURSELVES BY HAVING ONE DUMBASS IN YOUR CLASS SOMEHOW." I'm annoyed by the fact that the USA got overran by Mexicans and niggers but then I remember we'd probably just be like this if we didn't.

How does a society even get to that point? You have to be the most cynical, pessimistic, miserable sack of shit on the planet ignore all reasons why violence might be caused in the first place and jump straight to "VIOLENCE HAPPENS BECAUSE ALL PEOPLE ARE EVIL AND STUPID SO WE NEED TO BAN EVERYTHING."

not only that, but every major news outlet is full of nothing but propaganda

At least bri'ish have The Sunday Sport
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