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I just want you to feel good baby
is Heat the most ominous shootout in any crime thriller of have you seen better?
Carney is really getting into the carnival spirit
Collateral?
Heat's iconic.
dubs and I go out and get a job
That’s what she said
Canadians be like "yum yum yum, I love cum"
Putting your fingers in someone's mouth as a sexual act only feels right in a homosexual situation
nobody has ever engaged in sexual act with me
A fat girl did with me
I mean, but that's almost like 40k, the robbers surging forth BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA and cop cars taking the punishment, cops falling to the punishment
if the kit is not eating at all its definitely best to take it back.
Thinking about this one Arabian twink
you know, for all their crime action promise, Tarantino and his followers never managed to deliver on a prolonged shootout like Heat did
This movie is secretly a prequel to the Warhammer 40k universe
how do i convince someone to engage in a sexual act with me
Kill Bill 1 and 2 make up for it with the sword fights and martial arts
Ask them for it
yeah yeah I've seen it and that Carpenter movie with Sam Neill and it all falls short of B movie glory like the Thing or Night of the Living Dead
that movie is kino
I have a cool usb necklace but idk what to even put on it
this
Struggling to think of what a USB necklace is and how it can be considered cool
I used to think the Snake Plissken movies were so cool but now I can't rewatch them them cause they're so stale. I'd rather see Pink Flamingos!
it has a usb drive in it
What does USB stand for
No one can answer this without googling
Universal Serial Bus
That's kinda cool I guess
Ultra Sound Baby
United States Buddy (eh)
united serial bussy
Worst general of all time is a toss up between /brit/ and /dbs/
Ugly Stinky Bussy
/brit/? more like /shit/
underwear serial baiter
underwater super baddie
unc skibidi boomer
ugly sex bitch
ugandan slave boobs
USA soup billboard
Don’t know what the second one is
Double-Barrel Shotgun
Familyberg are too loud so I'm awake and eating after midnight
My sleep schedule can just get raped, whatever.....
is that mofuggin STEAK SAUCE my nigga
close one
lol
Lmao
I think the US should strike up some sort of repopulation plan with Bukele
getting harder and harder to cum to anything that resembles real people
i am knotty
I mean in the sense of the guy is fat, brown, and has straight black hair and is in custody, SHIP HIM OUT TO ST. SALVADOR o algo, nevermind no citzenship, nigga
my team lost, bros...
Erm
/cum/ is a shinobu general
gn frens
read you in about 36 hours
it really is a clown world
night bud
I got into an argument with some leftists recently and my remedy was SHIP THE FUCKERS OUT! Out of the West Bank, from Gaza, SHIP THE CAMEL FUCKERS OUT! And unlike in Eastern Europe, there will be peace.
Finally home
Going to go right to bed and wont be tempted to eat any yogurt
I am committed to the cut
Haircut today is not looking too good i know I'll be a cutie in a couple weeks tho
Might have to put off trying to meet up with any honeys for a bit
trips and I kill myself tonight
I want to rage fap but im not horny
Rate these beverages
Whiskey
Rum
Vodka
Gin
Tequila
photos taken moments before disaster
That's actually the correct order
Rum
vodka
tequila
hate the rest unless they have chasers
This could be us but I'm out of weed
Good show except all the poopoo peepee stuff
Obviously false
Not even secretly, they straight up said so about it. But it wasn't mentioned explicitly in the movie, obviously. Too busy getting murderaped by slaanesh
Whiskey > rum > tequila > vodka > gin
Just don't watch the who can keep a poo in their pants the longest episode and you're set.
Whiskey 10/10
Rum 10/10
Vodka 9/10
Gin 10/10
Tequila 9.5/10
I rated vodka low because it's communist, and tequila is 9.5 because I can't remember it
I rated vodka low because it's communist
Buy polish
drinking milk
my dick stinks but stinks good
But if Russia should recieve right-bank Ukraine right next to Kiev like Glompf said then I'll be a son of a bitch and would rather perish to a drone than to give my freedom up to that cursed and pernicious folk!
any cute twinks in?
wait, that's left bank Ukraine since it's from the source to the delta, whatever, I studied history and you chuds did not!
THE PHYSICS OF IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
I fucking hate that episode, shame because "maybe you have IBS" was a really funny line
Hey listen *wraps my arm around your shoulder and leans uncomfortably close to you face to face* enjoy that milk. You hear me?
Greatest canadian show
he didnt post edd ed n eddy
I actually buy socialist
i love this show so much lmfao
join any high population discord server
turn on cam
get constant DMs from very smooth and small femboys
yuck
That one is gross but the hardest one to watch is the " Who Do Black Guys Like More " specifically the Spenny episode. Sorry for bringing up repressed memories if this image does it for you.
No competition.
enjoy buddy
jason tier post
danke
who is the better rapper is a really tough one to watch too
Is that fucking kenny vs spenny
Bro
someone please have sex with me
if one Russian TOE trespasses across the Dnieper then I'll be 'Jesus, I got 'em all'
Nah that's just the worst episode in my opinion.
Of course
At some point in 5-20 years, you will suddenly remember Jason, wonder whatever happened to him, and then forget about him forever
let's be real he's either gonna troon out or commit suicide
send them my way then chud
that's not nice
i have hope that he can turn it all around one day maybe
Spinny do you think Jason is handsome
IF I HEAR A MUZHYK, A POLITKOMISSAR, THE SMALLEST PARTISAN IN THERE, THEN YOU GET TO RING PETER THE GREAT'S DOORBELL!
the only way that happens is if he gets kicked out of his parents house and his parents are enablers
what do they say?
i wish my parents were enablers. and rich.
as far as i can find, this is the earliest born person with a sound film of them speaking, john d rockefeller, born 1837, filmed 1932
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daddy crush me really love your chest
etc.
his garden is absolutely beautiful
don't believe you
I'll remember this post too
I should really keep up with some of them
i need more dedicated cam2cam jerk off buddies
there are lots of posts i remember
I often wonder which of my posts have made a lasting impression on people
Especially from my r9k days
I have posted here for nearly 10 years and still don't really know who jason is
someone said they wanted to give me a 'travis the chimp' style beating one time i remember that one because it was just so bizarre and funny
lots of other personal ones i won't get into
the gay retard who always posts bocchi/girls band cry or his dinner
my youtube recs are messed up once again
i'm jason
Delete shit from your watch history.
me too that's what everyone says
im not logged in.
care to EXPAND on your critique, give us the URBAN point of view?
I remember some funny posts and some unbelievably stupid posts
One time a guy in /cum/ said hotels didn't usually have people that worked front desk overnight. This is completely wrong they're called night auditors, I worked for one for a while after reading that and couldn't stop wondering wtf that nigga was thinking. Another time some guy on Anon Babble said you needed a social security card to get a job.
I've probably said dumber things but still, the fuck
No one really knows who anyone is. Can a person truly understand another human? Probably not, we can barely construct a sense of ourselves.
barafur or femboyfur fapping tonight?
kill yourself
sorry, but that's just the funniest line ever, the racist robber bully co-opting university parlance, Anon Babble just won't bite
web bl manhwa
i can spot every regular /cum/ personality and i haven't even been here for that long
am i a genius or something
If you have reddit flags on you're cheating
my sister is so gay and retarded shes getting this shit tattooed because its the "symbol of peace and im such a hippie and ive wanted it and its not a really religious symbol or anything"
i'm the birdman
what does that symbol mean
I'm the mothman
Guess who i am
Tranny janny.
i dont know im not a chemist
i do not, but i was under the impression that other people also have to have that installed for it to work
i am regularly banned
I'm a slave to my vices
brrrrrrr what happened to that boy
ss for me, I tried gay shit and it wasn't doing it for me
Really like this banner, reminds me of when I would get drunk and harass people
Hindu Om or Ohm. Google gives both spellings.
a sacred syllable, mantra, and symbol representing the primordial sound of the universe, the ultimate reality, and the essence of creation
Some stupid shit that jeets believe.
When a girl likes yaoi it's quirky
When a man likes yaoi all of a sudden it's a problem
This symbol used by three religions to represent the universe is not religious
i am regularly banned
TRUE!
jk maybe once every few months.
live your best life fudanshi
i would rather get a different symbol of peace
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sometimes the simplest remedies are the best
It's not a problem brother it's just gay
kek
saw some pictures of jason, idk why everyone makes fun of his appearance i think he's pretty handsome
i've seen a lot of that personally when you're tripping with someone and they are super into buddhist stuff because they're 'spiritual' and it's like, girl you do know there's a bunch of quotes in buddhism that are like 'you should beat your wife to keep her in line, and women shouldn't be able to read and write'
someone posted it here one time it made me laugh, there's so many people like this that just have no clue wtf they are talking about
laffs
a lazy federal worker slacker who got laid off because of the orange oompa loompa and his nazi minions and their cunning
He's underweight and I could beat the cr*p out of him
crepe*
An extremely hot blonde girl smiled at me today while we passed eachother on the sidewalk and I'm still riding that high
Rude
Ozempic worked pretty good for Alex Jones
god dammit I was gonna make dindin but roommateberg is in the kitchen again
timothy chamalet is also underweight but he's still handsome
the best sex offense is a good sex defense
Youd have to get through me if you want to hurt Jason
WHY CAN'T I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT?
looks goofy with a mustache
been seeing a lot of gen z boys with the stupid 80s mustaches and mullets
of 100 men who grow a mustache, maybe 2 look good with it but that's just my opinion
hate that song
But bro, it's not a religion or a philosophy...
It's a way of life...
I hate people who try to adopt that nonsense.
how lovely it was...
the creep 'stache is really fucking in right now and it's bothering me
We need to advance science so every man can have a harem
Feel like this is the dumb young white woman equivalent of chudlets embracing Catholicism without genuine faith or an interest in scripture. They all just like the aesthetics and are just looking for some shit to do
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if you sorely insist then
I only respect Buddhists and Odinists.
if you take psychedelics and you aren't sure how to confront what you're seeing and how you're feeling there's an urge to latch onto something external that's bigger than you as a kind of life raft to understand and rationalize what's happening because you're frightened but you won't admit it
but it's all woo woo anyway none of it means anything
basically this, one acid trip and one peek at an intricate tapestry and it's over
goodnight
good night
I recently discovered an ancient Buddhist quote "if you see the Buddha walking down the road, kill him" and it has me so chuffed
penberg is hitting me up again even though i said we're through
i guess one more time couldn't hurt......
remember sv3rige?
me and penberg are on a conference call right now actually what a coincidence
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this bop is surprisingly nonabramahic, and the crossover power is just too delicious to ignore
I might have to throw mine out because I have no self control and my life is about to get a lot busier
the crossdresser?
It means if the buddha's teachings get in your way of your spiritual journey or life that you shouldn't need to follow them.
that's very responsible of you anon but if you are able to recognize you have no self control you might have enough discipline to not have to throw it out
i knew it.... i should've never given him another chance....
No it doesn't, it means a real Buddha wouldn't say or make it widely known that he's Buddha
i like this song i first heard it on the college station near me years and years ago they're the only station that plays good music near me
Nope
I couldn't in good faith say this is good music...but it is energetic enough to cover up how it's not sung by a black person. And Laura Nyro probably sang this song, but found freedom on
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if you see the buddha, rape him
That's freaking disgusting
If Buddha incarnated in the 20th century then he'd probably be Modern Talking
Milo absolutely going off on short bois
was trying to goon to an old classmate of mine and she took down her account T-T
You're free
Nice Twitter screenshot, bro
gross
very selfish of them, you should message them and tell them to put the pictures back up
It's a male passtime wym?
and i thought I was talking gibberish
don't give cokeheads your views
huuuwhy is it gross
I recently had trouble shitting, extremely constipated, stomach pain, blood in stool etc. Doctor checked everything and even checked for cancer. Ultimately I was diagnosed with IBS, but my doctor wanted me to see a therapist because it can be linked to emotions or stress as well as physical reasons. Apparently I was raped as a child and had it suppressed, childhood abuse is a major leading cause and the therapist help me unlock my memory of it happening. I wish I just left the pain alone and never looked into it.
Saaaaturday
Iiiiiin the park
I think it was the 4th of Jewish lies
No wonder Chester offed himself
Im not sure if the beef dogs I grilled are cooked thoroughly enough or not
theyre semi dark on the outside but comfortably pink on the inside and kind of chewy
are there any true fucking patriots left on cum
don't hot dogs come pre cooked
i wouldn't live anywhere else on the planet but i'm not super thrilled with the stuff my country has been doing and saying lately
Is "Chicago" a good band? They have a lot of albums
Kansas is better desu
there's no good bands named after places
Clearwater credence festival
Boston
buena vista social club
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even the tiniest crack residue in Ozzy's nose as Sabbath were getting high as as motherfucker all the time in the 70s is literally more musically valid than Chicago's whole wretched discography
Let go of my desire of finding enlightenment through Buddhism
leggo my eggo
both those bands are honestly pretty fucking solid
No such thing as enlightenment
If a white person tells me they are Buddhist or Hindu I automatically mark them as retards.
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if you look like this dm me
The people in charge of the country are unironically dumb
Sanda antagi
you can teach whatever globohomo shit you want in universities just don't say anything about israel
if you take psychedelics and you aren't sure how to confront what you're seeing
Yeah, I think that's really accurate. Druggies are trying to talk about things that are answered in science books.
I've never hallucinated, and then thought I was connecting to something beyond myself. I've always thought that I fucked with shit in my brain, and it's trying to make it coherent.
might cop some geodunks
would
Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. I don't desire to know.
T. 15 year old just discovered rage against the machine
At least peasants were oppressed by aristocrats. Every day we are condescended to by our inferiors.
i'm a firm believer that literally anyone could be the president and it wouldn't matter
Some of those that work forces
are the same that burn crosses
epic rap battles of history
RIBBU HATTU!
Fat cow
i think the most useful conclusion anyone can come to after a trip is just how limited our perception is, and to say that we can understand every single thing around us is laughable, people trying to reach enlightenment is like trying to explain to a 2d person that lives on a piece of paper what a 3d world is, they just won't understand because they don't have a frame of reference
how come they never made a world of warcraft 2 movie
yah but the booba
TAKE GOOD CARE OF TIME
TO SOW YOUR OWN TRUE
SEED
THE SUMMER'S END WILL BRING YOUR LEAVING!
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Dumb caveman
Crazy how humans never died from being attacked by their pokemon in the show
Like they'd be electrocuted or burned to a crisp or sent flying for miles and they'd always be fine
Because the world of warcraft 2 game isn't out yet
I know many Buddhist teachers
you'd be in so much shit if I said this in the group chat
fucking kek
Agreed. I just wish that druggies didn't have such an awful stereotype, because hallucinogenics are an interesting topic to show the limitations of our senses. I just avoid talking about it, unless people bring it up.
brother those drugs made you temporarily schizophrenic, you're hallucinating shit that ain't real stop thinking you're some sage because of it
watchin destiny
I smoke weed because it gives me wisdom
i understand, there's definitely some preconceived notions about the whole thing so it's not a good topic for polite company
it's okay buddy i don't claim to be i'm just as stupid as anyone else, it can just be a useful tool to understand how stupid you actually are, it's also fun
I smoke weed because it gives me wisdom
i look like that and i say all of those things
I know, thats why I posted it
RALLY 'ROUND THE FAMILY, POCKET FULL'UH SHELLS (x32)
Truly the voice of a generation
those beef dogs were mid as FUCK
i buy the jewish beef hot dogs those ones are good
finna videogame
i don't understand guys who play games and smash their controller and freak out and yell
if the game makes you so mad why do you play it
Are "Soundgarden" or "audio slave" good bands?
People with anger issues like that aren't actually mad at the thing they're directing it towards
They need therapy to find the real problem, or some sort of inner exploration. Sometimes painful
Saw my ex from 5 years ago on instagram. She looks beautiful lol. I do this to myself because I’m retarded probably.
THEN HE JOURNEYED FOR A LONG WAYS
AND SHE WAS NEVER IN HIS MIND
CAME HE HOME TO JUST A MEMORY
FOR THE LADY SHE HAD DIED!
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inverse to the anger they feel when they lose is the rush they feel when they win
t. convicted controller smasher
soundgarden is great never got into audio slave
that makes sense
stop smashing those controllers they're expensive anon
What's everyone drinking tonight
Tonight it's applejack
Wish my gf would say this to me rn
These were on sale for only 5 bucks
well if they were on sale that probably means people don't like them because they're not good
Nigga it’s Thursday, we booze on Friday night and the weekend round these parts
i sneezed can someone bless me i live alone
digits tho
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go to 2:20
Hail satan
Gesundheit
OK Roman Castavet
310
That your weight or the post count?
Why didn't you go talk to her? How cum why?
Drinking during the week is the only way to get through it
Why drink on a day you spent relaxing and enjoying your hobbies when I could be drinking to forget I have to work tomorrow and all my family obligations
Both are nice but
Good song
I have no reason to be sorry
Or maybe i do but I'm sick of thinking of my mistakes
i can't drink enough to make my week bearable without ruining my morning