/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

And every single one of them is correct

redditleaf's on a wild one tonight, I see

Redditleaf getting btfo left and right

so do uncs and lil bros

redditleaf losing every argument he starts on /cum/

zzzz wake me up when it's a day that doesn't end in Y

I'm an unc

omg what is wrong with that nasty nigga

jesus moo deng calm down

less than a minute apart

Not the same poster

let's pop open a brewski, bud

redditleaf causes so much seethe

Chud ideology has gone mainstream, leftoids somehow failed to contain it

Sent his ass flying

my question is for the gay leaf that said he was gay in the other thread: are you cute?

somehow

probably cause they're retarded

its true

I agree with most of his opinions actually
This general is just a chud hive

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish I was NEET

It's a boogieman, because I'm one of the people who get called it, and I haven't been called it today. I'm even one of the opps to the person getting called it.

Redditleaf always uses the word seethe when he's clearly the most butthurt in the thread

Made one so as to not get a timer next time I want to make the new

That's because you're stupid, but it's ok little buddy maybe you'll learn something.

Agreed. How do you control the traditional media, politics, social media, and pretty much everything else and still fail to stop that?

i need to kms because no one else will do it for me.

That's because you're stupid, but it's ok little buddy maybe you'll learn something.

Death by cop.

zest check

I hate America so much it's unreal

lol in my phone I can search words like “cat” and it’ll find images of cats that don’t have the text of that word in the image, but it doesn’t work if you search something like “monkey,” as it was presumably highlighting nwords

Don't do this

how about I wrestle you to the floor and get you in a headlock

SQUAD! BOGIES ON THE 6!

#justuncthings

same

Shift from 2016-2024

18–24: R+10

25–29: R+6

30–39: R+5

40–49: D+3

50–64: R+4

65+: D+7

when the boomers die off, it's OGRE for the redditleafs of the world. good riddance to most of them, greedy fuckers

some niggas are outrageously zesty

placer is a libtard

huh what do you know

Notice all the vandal videos
Trooners and boomers

I hate Canada so much it's unreal

I actually LIKE America and the original idea of it. Not a fan of the current Jewish sequel thoughbeit.

that nigga is altogether TOO zesty almost made me puke how zesty he is

wanna tilly buddy? let's have a donnybrook!

what if I took you to the ground and climbed on top of you and stayed there and didn't let you get up

The future of politics is going to be leftoid millennials versus rightoid zoomers

based digit obtainer

Canada likes America, and America likes Canada. This is well known around the world. The only people who think either country is their enemy are thirdies or unc ass chuddy lil bros.

your fat fuck cant even walk

A guy named pp can't win

You guys smell terrible

it's always funny when people call me fat when my bmi is literally 19. like at least use a more general insult

What? The Canadians raging the hardest against America right now are libtard boomers with Trump derangement syndrome, not chuds

benis

The Brampton Suburb Boys, episode 1, scene 1

OOOoooh, I've been growing frankincense in my suburrrban house sir I hope the sherriff don't show up herrre due to the smell of my wife's cooking, bhat bhat!

Will nobody rid me of this orange nuisance?

Boomie ass chud uncs idgaf I'm obsessed with zoomie buzzwords now.

im an american who moved to canada, its so much better here. america is third world compared to canada

SEXO WITH SS

The only natural solution is to vote for ADOLF HITLER

This is what I fucking live for I fucking love America

I am chuds worst nightmare

Sometimes I just get so sleepy. I might even say that I’m a sleepy little guy.

no i am i never lost a debate

Hot blonde sluts

Truly a city upon a hill for brown people around the world

Trump signs executive order defining race as a "biological reality" and not a "human invention" or "social construct"

That loser killed himself

some guy arguing in the old

that zest put some new forgis on the jeep

Lol

Interesting

we're reaching levels of based that shouldn't even be possible

tell me why in the fuck I should give two fucking shits about the orange loompa loompa and his apartheid slaveowner who sells shitboxes on wheels powered by jewish batteries cutting medicare and medicaid if I'm not a fucking poorfag like you? Thank you

I have sexual fetishes but that is NOT one

*set back a bunch of evil projects by like 100 years and then retired to South America

He actually hid in iceland

Copium

this nigga really is just going balls to the wall

I'd get you a a rear naked choke fag boy

Is there a reason Nick the spic Fuentes never shuts up about browngroids? Who cares

This makes slavery legal then. Can't wait to procure me a nigra or two to grow weed for me

I have a sexual fetish where I'm a hot 19 year old japanese girl with fair skin and I'm getting fucked by tentacles

says you

hopium dopium copium

but i'd like to see some popium 2bqhwy.

His audience expects it, and he needs to get paid.

you should worry about the fact glowies can now drag you away in a van if you choose to criticize Israel

Says him

Actually I'll have my negros selling crack to other negroes. That's the real $$$

i cnt stop thinking about trannies!!!

i cnt stop thinking about trannies!!!

I don't like that criticizing Israel is being treated like terrorism but I do like that entitled brown people are being kicked out of the US. I feel conflicted...

chuds be like

Israel, what's their problem?

youtu.be/FUqe7Hviii4

im starting to believe israel actually controls america

I drank lots of beer and I want to drink more beer but that’s too much beer.

OK Sam Rockwell in the last White Lotus

that’s too much beer.

t. communist

retards are truly faustian. Back in highschool there was a down's syndrome kid in our Computer Science class and all he would do was look at porn and rub his crotch when the teacher wasn't looking

That's a fairly small amount of beer for an average alcoholic I'd say?

I occasionally work with this Turkish nigga and he unironically says Brandon was a clone or robot and Jewish businessmen run the US. The Armenians were in there too somehow but I don't know exactly.

yeah retards really have it made, basically the equivalent of a pet dog in a human body

youtu.be/rMVAqU8fmio

Quite the specimen, the surgical scar on the nose only adds to it.

Eating a lot instant ramen to save money

And if you can't trust a turkroach then who can you trust

this one should really get the chuds foaming outta their unc ass mouths

youtube.com/watch?v=pPGUtlVjRCY

getting 2000% of your daily salt intake

based sodium-maxxer

the more time you spend cooking, the less time you have to spend money or think about how poor you are

Have we ever determined what shade of poopskin the redditleaf is???

it's not even that good compared to regular noodles, just buy pasta at Walmart. you can get a huge bag of macaroni for spaghetti for $1

Ramen isn’t cheap, nor filling. If you’re broke, you’re better off making stuff with really cheap ingredients like ground pork with rice/potatoes, and probably taking a multivitamin to make up for lack of dietary diversity

this is why i'll never agree that w*men deserve the same rights as men

Anti-redditleaf is another personality, they are in constant combat

idk but he defends jeets occasionally. Even leftoid redditors here don't do that anymore.

diversity? sounds woke no thanks.

spell boob backwards

i just assume he's some kind of SAAAAAAAAAAR

as a certified food stamps broke nigga, 2 ramen packs have gotten me through a dinner a couple of times

The Cars - Drive is if like a Springsteen monster ate up the real Springsteen but he had only a piddly little girly voice when it came down to it

genuinely what the fuck did you mean by this

Erm…

ayo hol up let bro cook here
why does this lowkey makesense? Im deadass

Wanted to drink tonight but my tummy hurts so maybe tomorrow

that the song is 2x as Born in the USA Boss without Boss's vocal presence...now this guy was an actual improvement on Bruce
youtube.com/watch?v=h04CH9YZcpI

not gonna say thank you

I hate this song so much, They paly it incessently on the radio here

I wanted to drink, but then I remembered that I don't like alcohol.

Haven't had alcohol in 5 days and I actually have real dreams when I sleep. Gonna go a few weeks without drinking and see if my life gets better or worse.

Malinche, Leona Vicario, Josefa Ortiz de Domínguez, Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz

Tryna lose weight by being on a diet of zyn, seltzers and not eating. Rate

You know who I never got? Bob Seger. What was that all about?

basado

i fucking love white women so much

I don't, but they're sexually attractive.

need gf in my country

I could post like Tom Petty or Chris Rea but really I hate that entire school of rock, even though it's like novelistic. I hated Nebraska too.

as a brown man i need a white woman

Same, but I love them too.

Will probably work worse than simple omad

I hated Nebraska too.

unironically get the fuck out of here

What kind of poo are you, redditleaf?

stop posting ai slop

Schizojeet is South Indian

I also hate Van Morrison. I mean, who am I, ultimately? But still, all these people might as well be Motley Crue as far as I'm concerned. Kiss. Aerosmith.

stop posting ai slop

gonna get myself a pressure cooker for those fall-off-the-bone pork roasts

Just found out what's at the end of the pepe gif

I loved The Holdovers tho. That Paul Giamatti goonsesh...mmm!

Things schizojeet hates: ai and gay posting

loved her blacked scenes

that's silly why would you want to drink in the first place then?

nothing hotter than a white girl with BBC

I like being buzzed.

imagine being born indian

*buzzes you with a fighter jet*

youtube.com/watch?v=A9C872qFwQk
I mean, if you wanna post some evil-sounding tracks I'm all for it

i don't like imagining sad suicidal situations

Thanks, anon.

need a hot clown gf

shut up prdo

kys pedo

my type of woman
white, slim and 7+/10

another pedo

I remember a couple years back I had ham for supper, the morning after when I woke up for my first piss of the day, I let out the longest smelliest loudest fart

your type of woman is whatever you can afford off the local red district slags

youtube.com/watch?v=KmE7gVkK14I

Pretty sure the girl in the photo is of age

she's like 18

and 7+/10

that sort of assessment seems unnatura to me, just relax
youtube.com/watch?v=4a2YH2ZRw2Q

where are the Mexicans?

mfw cum takes more than 10 seconds to show me new posts

sexing

if i do not have a cute latina gf in 3 years i will become a monk in laos and sign out of life

I’m 30 and I still fit in my high school clothes. What does my body mean by this?

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

why is that dumb bitch so messy

humgry

RED DAWN! RED DAWN! ALL OUTLIERS SHOULD BE EXECUTED! END OF COMMIUNIQUE!

BIG BOSS, BROKEN ARROW, I REPEAT!

Wait, so broken arrow is code for a last resort nuclear strike? What's code for we've been overrun, fucking blow us up in general?

reminder that i have had sex and you have not

broken arrow is code for a missing nuke

Broken arrow is two things
1. "Military unit is about to be overrun"
2. "Nuclear bomb is no longer in friendly control"

How about broken arrow and it’s code for when a bitch is riding your dick and then it half slips out and she breaks your cock

i have had more sex than possibly this entire thread combined

t. married

2. "Nuclear bomb is no longer in friendly control"

OK Stephen King

lol i doubt it unc

*rapes your wife*

sex with condoms doesn't count. if you don't nut inside her it also doesn't count. it'll take you a decade to catch up to me, boy.

*takes off wig*
it was me the whole time anon )))

Got my ass

My brother wants to come over to see my pet cat. It's adjusting very poorly and I told him he probably won't really be able to see it anyways but he just took it as a challenge. Now he said he's coming over right now.

I really don't want him to come here if he's just gonna try and make a huge show of invading its space and trying to force it to engage with him. The poor thing is already adjusting very, very poorly and the last thing I need is for him to come over and be drunk and loud and stress him out even more. I am gonna have to put my foot down.

My brother gets extremely stubborn and egotistical and I definitely think he'd go too far just to try and prove a point. Like won't take no for an answer. I must protect my cat. Kinda regretting that i even told him I got a pet

they call me happy chillmore

Each year the world gets worse and worse

I say and believe both of these

is /cum/ bird friendly?

how about you slap your cock on the table and tell your brother that you won't have him near the cat

Nearly off the toil

Chat…

youtu.be/0_GfFYf8TR0

This is what dreams are made of

im sick

WHATTHESIGMA

0 DARK 30! I REPEAT, 0 DARK 30! ALL PARAMILITARY UNITS SHOULD PROCEED TO ENGAGE TARGETS THROUGHOUT MICHIGAN! TO UNITS NEAR DEARBORN - ATLANTA, I REPEAT, ATLANTA!

and to wipe out the Mexicans I expect they'd use WACO! ALL UNITS IN POSITION OF WACO, GIVE KORESH WHAT FOR! GOD BLESS!

He really isn't gonna be able to even if he wanted. This cat is EXTREMELY avoidant. It won't even let me look at it from across the house without immediately hiding. I was just worried he would try invading its space and forcing it out of hiding which would undo all the small progress I've made so far. Tbh i think I'm gonna have to go to the vet or take the guy back to the shelter at this rate. He completely stopped eating about 40 hours ago, he has refused even a sip of water since getting here 6 days ago. He literally just sits there despondent, unmoving, and staring at the wall. Only if you enter his field of vision he will very lethargically hide under the couch. He looks absolutely miserable. People keep saying give it time but idk, I don't want to make an animal so depressed that it starves itself to death. Seems he really really really hates it being here