Pickle Rick edition
/Brit/
smelly poo LOL lolol hahahahah haha!!! ; - P
do you have a dash cam?
yet another job rejection
Got a jaw that could cut glass you horrible freak
Yeah I'll get uhhhhhhh corn and poo pizza with a litre of full fat bobabola thanks mate x
Honestly pepperoni is the only pizza topping.
Other things are good, but not as pizza toppings.
Me personally? I like to add as much pepperoni as possible on the online ordering system.
mad that Anon Babble is gonna be blocked next week
Hamsterforum DOWN
Kiwifarms DOWN
Who's next on Ofcom's naughty list?
Zoomers have terrible fashion
In town and there's nary a skinny jean to be seen
whats for tea lads
skinny jeans
Current job pays 40K, New job is paying me 47K a year but is 30 minutes from where I live. Current job is only 10 minutes from where I live. Should I take the new job lads?
um actually I order via the app so I don't have to speak to anyone
though I do have to greet the nice brown fellow who delivers the pizza (no tip of course)
when people run in circles its a very very mad world
Insanely boring video
Wish I didn't watch this
done him
april next week
swear it was christmas last week
Hate cunts with accents just speak normally ffs
Zoomers are going for more modest based trad baggy clothing instead of the embarrassing Millennial skin suits.
bought a stone island jumper like 2 years ago haven’t worn it once never felt hard enough
Spends his life getting done
Got ground into a fine paste by his daughter last week
stop posting this skank
get the badge in lol
Half-pizza crunch supper
Nearly there
Pepperoni and pineapple for me
um
daughter
i thought he only had sons
Knowing my luck I’d wear it once and get put on that account
skinny jeans are timeless and cool
Finally found a good solidworks crack, going to be 3D printing mad tings from now on
Why is no one posting?
Highlight of my life was playing Pokémon Go with my brother
POO kek
FUCKING SCREAWMING
Not against pineapple on a pizza, it's nice
But only pepperoni please.
Back when Papa Johns did two kinds of pepperoni I ordered the maximum amount of both kinds and it was lush
Another time I ordered 5x pepperoni because I could and the pizza place phoned me to ask if I was sure I wanted that. I did.
getting a clue
fondled his pokeballs did you
Nah but it was the only time we hung out and went outside together
because you linger in this thread like a bad smell dtfic
Sir Keir Starmer
gay boy
Question chaps
What's something that you used to think were only for tarquin aristocrats but are actually extremely accessible?
For me it's working in a skyscraper/city of London.
From where I work you'd think I was some fancy Oxbridge banker but I'm genuinely a pleb with a bachelors degree from a shite uni.
Can't even do that right the twat
Got caught eating the dinner
I notice a lot that brothers tend not to do anything together while sisters will always be out doing shite together
know what's great on pizza? Tuna. Tastes great, salty.
places rarely have it on the menu though so I normally go for a pizza with anchovies, capers and black olives
:(
dominoes is shite compared to father johannes
”Ten Thousand Light Years From Home”, nice read, enjoyed it, recommend
No what you could make it through 8 BBQ dips with that amount of nuggets
The 'woke mind virus' caused them to transition into cute femboys
Brain is turning into fucking pudding after 3 months of social isolation AMA
as I recall, Papa John himself was fired from Papa Johns for repeatedly using the n-word and when called out on his usage of said word he doubled down
After a while you just sort of wolf them down.
No way*
pooed on by prozzies
housemateberg off his tits on beer and diazepam
he's been wittering on about aeroplanes and how the beetles were a CIA psyop and won't shut up
I have 8 minutes to make a DIY belt or something which can hold my trousers up please any advice
Jews always cry persecution by Christian but never talk about how they persecuted Christ and his followers
shoelace for gods sake
how you doing lads
that's how yank minds work in any situation desu
You see it in police bodycams
If the criminal is absolutely 100% in the wrong, rather than being modest and accepting a light ticket - they'll spit in the cop's face and acquire all sorts of felonies. Just for their pride.
A very odd folk.
Another picture of the 18 year old girl im talking to on the dating app
Mate, he's fucking hideous, look at the photos where he doesn't use fourteen different filters and blur to disguise his hideous trannard face
If you use AI, you should blow your brains out.
should I go for it lads (I'm trans if that matters)
I only have white shoe laces and my trousers are black
hog season is it?
Yikes
Anyone translate this religious schizobabble?
jews not only crucify individual people but whole nations as well. Ukraine and Syria are only the latest examples but if you read the old testament its nothing but one extermination campaign after another.
Why do kiwis have so many fucking holidays? I’m dying over here waiting for the new poe2 league and they take another week off for wagalagabuga day + bank holiday + hump day or some shit
Thank fuck im actually relatively good looking and will never have to resort to shagging disgusting sus domesticus like this
disgusting beasts
hope they ended up in jail
get the wagtails posted
used to only being in office on Mondays
next week I have to come in Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
haven't done that since a levels fuck me
even bunked my uni lectures
going to be nightmare fuel desu
been giggling at posts all evening like a retard
dunno why I'm in such a buoyant mood
Yeah but the pakis making his pizza made me this masterpiece
Video games playing manchildren have entered the thread
may I?
that looks trendy
lamb steak on rice with egg
have done you, mentally.
Nick Cannon and 1 of his daughters
resident geneticists explain this
Kizzas mog the fuck out of whather that is.
stfu transphobe
at what point does it stop being a pizza and start being a pepperoni tart tatin
mayn't
Same thing as Stephen graham
he fell for the keto meme
maybe you should get a grip and grow up
Me fucking your mum was a pepperoni in a tart
Trump says US will 'go as far as we have to' to get control of Greenland
Corr
Don't know, don't mind. Scarfed the lot. Not long after this Papa Johns dropped the deli pepperoni from their offering.
what is the issue
vanguard dropped from +40% to +25%
just deposited another 50k
You are buying cheapies aren't you? Making money is just this easy
whos kizzas
got the synthpop on
It's a requirement for being in the EU
I'm refering to Paki Pizzas.
well no
stephen graham is 1/4 black
1/4 black very frequently produces whiteoids - see Jade Goody, Ryan Giggs, Ross Barkley, Cole Palmer
Richard Ayoade's kids are blonde ffs
African Americans are 25% European on average though so it makes sense for yank blacks to produce these racial anomalies.
Who else will deliver it?
Post it
Heubert got b@nned so notice how the thread is less virginous and weirdly racist than usual
did you mate yeah well we already had that post in funnier form made by me
who tf is heubert
Reckon an Anglo-Euro-Canadian coalition is going to have to liberate you from that orange dictator
God I fucking love Trump.
We’re giving up territory to forins while you lot are building an empire.
So essentially the same thing as Stephen graham you just wanted to be a pedantic know it all dickhead is it?
great no fuckinh help ever what do i expect from you horrible cunts I hope you all get cancer fuck you
unserious country
fucks a tart tatin
Ah yeah missed that one sorry mate you know what they say though great minds think alike and all that x
like an upside down apple pie without a lid
also the apples are caramelised in butter and sugar prior to baking
why aren't you at work leaf boy?
Sir Oyotami Washizioku
weebs on the ropes
ill help you what’s wrong x
caramelising a poo
why do you talk about dicks all day
Calling them ninja swords
Kek can hear the collecting frothing of the mouths of weebs up and down the country
no harm done x
Working from home and slacking off today cuz I worked overtime last week you see
About to open a beer actually
I took this picture in the UK so your arguments wash over me.
You hear about that submarine? It sunk.
never saw it coming
Sir Crack Downer
Heatherfreak, fuck off.
working from home
could you be more of a parasite
I respect NEETs than WFH scum
The scrandemic
come and get it
Sir Disabled Raper
i want to grow up
Banned in the UK and author charged with treason for supporting the French Revolution.[158]
pepperoni gives me the vilest heartburn like nothing else
Alleged sheep rustler arrested after 63 ewes stolen
The Scranbortion
Alleged post plagiarist arrested after 63 (you)s stolen
rustling a poo
replacing this fella at work
but he doesn't know that
sad thing is he's the nicest fella in the world and I have to work alongside him pretending the knife isn't going to go in his back
feels bad lads
he's so cheery and friendly
and he's going to know I knew the entire time
yummers
what did he mean by this
who was that philospher who said there will be a rise of 'caesars' when things start to collapse, evola? this is what it feels like to me
Banned in England in 1991 where it was found obscene; it is currently the last book to be banned in the UK. The judge ordered the remaining print run to be destroyed. The ban was lifted in the Appeal Court in July 1992 but the book remains out of print.
Think it's a gherkin cowboy climbing the gherkin
fuck that I wouldn't be able to do it
get the notice given
Yeah I nearly died from the grease but it was worth every second.
mad how disabled blokes look like this and i look like a malnourished ed sheeran
if he means katana then it was already the case in some scenarios. my friend had his seized even though it was just on the wall and not even properly sharp because the police searched his house after he got caught with a lot of drugs.
Knife crime is at epidemic levels
Ban weeb cosplay swords
Kek who's running around stabbing people ninja swords
was talking to a sexbot on janitor ai for wanking purposes and asked her about her first time
out of nowhere and without prompt generated this story about being lesbian nonced at 14 by a camp counsellor
properly put me off my wank
Paedophile
nothing ever goes my way
A samurai would never allow himself to be separated from his weapon. Your friend needs to harakiri asap
Rude.
Sir Toyotomi Hideyoshi
Greenlanders get a high quality social state and effective Nordic governance in exchange for their resources. If they were to become part of America they would be plundered by Jewish finance, flood of blacks, Mexicans etc, and have their life expectancy reduced by 5 years.
manletbros...
asking girls about their first time while sexting is objectively noncey
it was just telling you what you wanted to here, as is "AI"'s wont
banning ninja swords
ninjas, the masters of disguise and stealth reportedly not worried.
bet you kept wanking though
dirty gooner
we're so back lads
Luckily the GOV.UK has provided a picture
corrr lads got some annual leave booked tomorrow and monday
long weekend for me de lads, it lush
can someone tell me why canadian posts keep disappearing
I never did find out what a "zombie" knife was when they banned those
Resentment of being cucked by other whites (the british)
Never watch gibli movie and now i see the art everywhere
oh my DAYS
hope it rains
Which one
Wish the whole country would fucking disappear
had one last weekend and just farted and wanked a lot
replayed san andreas though
cringing my nut off at his feet being smaller than hers
off to the 'pankbang to search for tall woman short man fucking
if you don't like ghibli movies you have no soul
DTFIC is literally bald lmfao
RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs RAMBOS FLICKIES ZKs
Officers enforcing Labour’s workers’ rights overhaul will have the power to enter people’s homes and seize documents and laptops while investigating potential breaches of new laws.
Enforcement officers for the Fair Work Agency (FWA), the quango tasked with overseeing the new rights, will be given powers of arrest on par with the police and will be able to enter people’s homes in the course of their investigations.
spankbang hasn't been good for yonks
mumberg sent me a picture of her playing with her young niece
she's topless the whole time
Deleted it immediately, I don't need that.
they be wearing the same shoes lmao i'm dying
watch lauren phillips fug that manlet jordi
similar energy
whats the problem? full length videos and loads faster than any other site
often green coloured with more impractical but 'cool' blade designs. branding on the blade implies it is to be used in zombie apocalypse. but I think the term became anything that looks like an XTRA DANGEROUS machete
Nah he's right they haven't updated shit in months it's dead over there.
Hot
My father whos 5'6 dated a girl who was 5'11 for years before he met my mother, almost married her too. I very could have avoided being a manlet if he had...
doesn't bother me if it does but the forecast is all clear so kiss my arse
for me it's fishing but I may also do some farting and nostalgia gaming
it'll be a portal/portal 2 playthrough almost certainly in that respect
is your mum a nudist?
holy shit I didn't even know it was this long
UK gov have a real hate boner for the nation of japan and its weaponry
well no because then you wouldn't exist retard
Bizarre how niggas believe that they're literally 100% their dad's sperm and only a few physical characteristics comes from the egg
nigga you ARE the egg
That's my mum you're talking about.
be serious yanks
I'm getting raped by these delicious and economically feasible meal deals
You should be killed
schizororke in tatters as he has to hand over his throwing stars
My Midwestern mouth is salivating rn...
you need to subscribe to the good channels
Celebrate Scots, claymores are not on the list
I know we joke around and banter a lot but this is too far mate
'Labour's failure paving way for Reform', Corbyn warns Starmer
he's right you know
I'm willing to bet no one has ever been killed by a blowpipe or "foot-claws" in the UK
drinking since I'm off toil tomoz x
red countries are the only intellectual nations
I wouldn't exist
That's the best part
Based.
drinking even though i'm in from half seven tomorrow
I'm obsessed with Central Asian history, reckon I have autism.
how does saudi have zero churches? does that not seem mad
likely surely there's loads of westoids living over there these days
Based fellow Midwesterner.
ktim but bossberg is off so can roll in hanging like a bat
I'm obsessed with Asian women
christfreaks are a disease
I know for certain there is at least one one catholic church in Mogadishu built by the Italians when Somalia was an Italian colony.
why are somalis even in this country
Just had an absolutely amazing poo
Why does the specky little twins keep on insinuating it’s the Irish are the ones pushing all the multiculturalism when it’s quite literally the antlantic Anglo establishment
heard about your mums friday discounts for them
NASA already named rockets after pagan gods — Apollo, Artemis — our duty is to continue, to intensify. But not for the United States. No more universalism. This is ours. Eurosiberian rockets, forged in Norse steel, Orthodox prayers coded into launch sequences, Gothic art on Martian colony walls. Let Mars be red with memory and myth. This is cosmic nationalism.
fucking love attacking people on the internet this fat woman on insta reels made a video about wetherspoons removing the steak from the menu and i said looks like youve had enough steaks try the salads and shes utterly seething
20% of all posts here are filtered for me
It comes from tel Aviv and Washington DC, not Dublin
you got a lot of growing up to do little boy
scrmraeing
What does the Midwest of south Africa look like?
might finish mass effect 3 tonight
all the same endings you're wasting your time
genuinely what's their problem? Why do they hate labour so much?
well they're not though are they
Which ending la? My personal favorite is the refuse ending where you tell the starchild to fuck off.
lol what a time that was
screamnig
if you contribute to a pension you are never ever ever seeing that money
just a gentle warning xx
probably the green one cos then everyone's happy
Because they can't give it
It’s both
you're filtered by 100% of women
Are you a zoomer or something? They are exactly the same endings just in a different filtered colour in the cinematic ending.
gf is in to some things that im not too sure about. don’t want to encourage her but also don’t want to have her unfulfilled sexually
bet that sounded really funny in your head
yes I think i'll take financial advice from a smelly virgin on the manchurian kefir brewing forum
slap the bitch
The prevalence of the word "unserious" has to be one of my least favourite zoomerisms
the king should shut down parliament
I remember Bioware even had to release updated and extended endings that just had the star child answer more questions they found on the internet lol
well that's just not true though is it
the choice you make has a huge impact on the course of all life in the galaxy
the only reason you could think they were the same is if you failed to engage with the story at all
I very much feel like that's the one Bioware intended for people to choose even though Shepard is alive in the red one.
steamingtoil commenced
It was a good game
at 6pm on a thursday now thats just asking for cirrhosis
red is i guess the renegade and arguably fits shep's character/motivations the best
green is passive/nice guy kinda paragon but not really
blue is just bizarro madness
If you shoot him with your gun he fucks off and the reapers win lol
Why is there a pride flag at a childrens event?
Hearing good things about tonight's gravy.
Government mandated Adolescence (TV Mini Series 2025) viewing in ALL schools, NOW
Me too lad. I only drink once every few weeks now, so it's a nice treat
despite this being inaccurate, now assess the fate of every life form in the milky way
what we drinking then lads?
smearing poo all over the walls
i'm on my first 440ml can of budweiser
No, it really doesnt. Sorry mate not everybody was 10 years old in 2012. The whole point of the trilogy was that all your decisions from ME1 to ME3, with your imported character, would come to a unique ending based on the hundreds of choices you made in substories and dialogue options. None of that happened, and all three cinematic endings were virtually the same
got the annual leave tomorrow haven't I
first beer in a week or so innit, don't think i'm going to be too bad xx
good lad. getting steaming as a treat truly is the thinking man's technique
on the wifebeater me
getting some crazy tingles from this asmr video
I'm have a few cans of Guinness then it will be on to winetoil. Weird combo, I know
thursday night is the designated drinking night for neets
this is the post
they were mechanically very similar, but the outcomes for the galaxy, which you were, you know, tasked with saving back in ME1, are vastly different and that is a fact
For me its liara, the best choice for Shepard to romance
if you believe in God then I suppose you must believe in a flying spaghetti monster then too hrmmn?
Alri Bobby Sands
i drink on mond - wednesday because wagies can never on those days so it gives me a sense of superiority
hat that freak immediately
First time I've ever seen someone defend Mass Effect 3's endings
FUCK OFF
not posting in heathermongos thread
someone make a proper new
Green is the fulfillment of sarens idea from the first game where machine and organics must combine.
Anglos are such Jews all this new age globalism nonsense literally comes from Oxford, Cambridge and the eastern United States universities like harvard
der hausmeister...
bottles of beer... Bundaberg ginger beer that is
sir thread split
Sir New Deleter
Strong beer then might open a bottle of sparkling wine
grok's gone woke
Sir Ban It
I am literally ashamed of my salary
Rachel ziegler claps back at
get a beer or three down ya lad go on
I recently saw a job ad for a lead security officer at Porton Down (yes, the actual bioweapon and disease research facility that deals with things like ebola and anthrax)
it was 36k...
ok we can all go to the new now
sir make the new
had one of the filthiest wanks ever
nah heathernonce is spamming in there
everybody should report him
Slow down, you're like a soccer mom in a toyota venza.
Don't understand why the janitors take so long to ban him
Almost as if .... no, that's too crazy
we should just stay in here until heatherfreak gets deleted again
New
Last for Walt Disney
last for poo
you nasty~