/cum/ Canuckia Estados Unidos Mehico

I need to have kids so my country / civilization continues

nobody who has ever had kids thinks like this. maybe 0.1%

my micro plastic forever-chemical infused sperm will create the next generation of super mutants

i just want to be a father
its not very complex

what's your choice for dinner tonight? i will have tortiglioni with tonno sauce

Rate these shows
The office
Curb your enthusiasm
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
Malcolm in the middle

Eating microplastics and selling my shit to the lego factory to make new ones

normie slop/10

I never really watched any of these

unironic trash

meh

I liked the first few seasons

liked it when I was younger but probably wouldn't these days idk

i haven't seen any of them. i started watching the office but it was the ultimate snoozefest

millennials are cringe

zoomers are based

why is this?

6/10
8/10
never watched
9/10. Hal is a 10/10 character

What higher standard of living? Hardly anyone can afford anything substantial like real estate, consoomer goods are all fake plastic crap simulations of products that previous generations used to enjoy, social relations are totally fucked, racial demographics are fucked, you can’t go out in public without getting accosted by some fent addict, everyone’s a debt slave, no one can afford to have a family, etc. The only real debatable upside of our era is access to the Internet

zillennials are the most punished generation

i never dated anyone, i think the closest i ever got was way way back when i was little kid, like 8 years old or 10 i dont know i used to hang out with this girl and she wanted us to date but i never really said yes or so it never was anything official and it was little kid stuff doesn't really count for anything

Zoomers are cringe as fuck

Rate these cartoons
Family guy
Los Simpsons
South Park
Futurama
Avatar the last Airbender
DBZ

joss whedon

I am referring to material condition which is undeniably much higher around the world than it was a century ago when countries had like 5.0 TFR as the norm

Zoomers are cringe as fuck

i used to be able to vibe with people but ever since puberty i`ve just been too shy to function

hey, i like all of those in various capacities
wow!

Early simpsons
POWER GAP
early south park
POWER GAP early family guy
Avatar
HUGE power gap
feces
futurama
modern south park
smodern simpsons
MASSIVE power gap
modern family guy

Hey I like raping you in various holes! Wow!

first 4 have been on for way too long

If it's Arkansaw, name it fucking Arkansaw.

I don’t see how one can look at the modern world and think industrialization was a good thing

its 2025 and sites are still making me manually enter my resume info

If it's called the Netherlands, name the citizens Netherlanders.

"Netherlands" sounds like some mythological name for the underworld

one snap away from sending a full combo into the wall until either it breaks or my hand does

That is in fact the case sort of, in Dutch it's Nederland + Nederlander.

but they get to play gacha slop

Fact check:
Nether just means low, not under

not tiktok and Netflix

Very curious

Let the Canadian inside you come through.

angsty canadian twink :3

The new elf is sex.

idk jason posted some genshin slop earlier so it came to mind

don't project your fetish onto me, faggot.

to be fair, you need to have an IQ bordering in the low 40's to appreciate Gachashit

the only good thing that ever came out of gacha games was hot anime sluts I can jack off to

Boy that did not go well for my fellow american at all

I wish we had nuked puerto rico so reggaeton never existed

I'm not gay

but

its all so tiresome

Zoomers are cringe.
That's why Zoomers are cringe. Whedon was just nerdshit for us, before Avengers. Avengers exploded in popularity and is Zoomer slop.

Fell for it again award

I'd wrestle you twinks to the floor and choke yous out :3

That fart was not pleasant but I'm having trouble putting into words how

Birdfeeder was a great investment. Mornings have vastly improved

I wish a femboy wrestle me to the floor......

I wish a femboy wrestle me to the floor......

very feminine post

It’s over

What are you, brown?

no?

200% tariff on Canadian steel

kek

Sure acting like it, hating birds

but it's on european wine

I remember years ago a bunch of brown people at my work were complaining birds are too loud in the morning and they hate them. They do be hatin' nature

based
I just moved and I'm gonna put up a bug hotel.

live in a region with no economy

tariffs: not my problem

look through your door's peephole

see this

what do

You're paying it.

Prefer not to say…

I really don't get it

kek, don't tell him

hahahaha what the fuck is THAT

You're paying it.

It's only gay when you bottom.

I had never heard of those, nice

oh sweatie...

did you get this from End Wokeness on xitter

post this on the 'sharty so they 'jak him

unc, update your meme. trudope is out.

you're paying for tariffs

ERM ACTUALLY HERE LOOK AT YOUR IMMIGRATION AND GDP (kike trick)

you post this in every thread

Yes, I oppose retaliatory tariffs, but the people are retarded.
Whataboutism. We already know how badly Trudeau fucked us. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
The fact that you're bringing this off-topic stuff up, shows that I'm right.

There are people posting on this website who were born in 2007 that aren't breaking the rules.

looks like the start of a very good porno

she looks like one of those ugly ass skanks on NaughtyAmerica or whatever

Women are pretty but their lower bodies don't smell good at all

Is that melania doing a bit on whatever latam prison trump loves?

just started drinking and for some reason i find my favorite beer repulsive. this might be because i vomited last time i drank it. nonetheless it's my goal to drink 10 of these beers before the day is over. i feel like my idol charles bukowski

post this on the 'sharty so they 'jak him

Gay clues

need CNC to be normalized so we can have mainstream porn companies make actual good gang bang videos not the boring ass bukake fest where half the guys are not even hard and leak out barely anything.
i want raw sloppy hate fucks with fat loads all around.

didn't save it for Friday night

Now you're just going to get like 10 minutes buzz and go to sleep

i find this disturbing. in my mind the year is 2010 and i feel like a kid that i was back then

Ooohhhh the misery
Everyone wants to be a cuck to me

Normalize computer numerical control (CNC) machines

if her coochie doesnt stink she's on the pill and probably slutty

if her stink don't get you feral and ready to fuck you might be a homosexual

god dammit not another zoom interview

seems like you only watch the men, gay.

i already told you i can't do it tommorow night because momberg will be at my place. also there's no difference between drinking on a thursday night and drinking on a friday night when you're a neet

Oof, rizz don't go far on zoom

Gay niggas be like

ewwwwuhhhh the smell of pussy?!?

anyway, about that poopy man ass ;)

i'm not masturbating to the guys unlike you, fruit loop.

They shouldn't wear perfume and present an image of themselves being all elegant while smelling rancid down there
Women's private parts should smell sweet and floral

I missed that, enjoy

I'm half straight. I like pussy and bussy.

You wouldn’t get it

sounds like a you problem for chasing some fat insulin resistant sheboon hood booger instead of a proper lady who knows basic hygiene.

Canadian twinks don't stink 'down there'

thanks frendo

reddit.com/r/WowIActuallyHateThis/comments/ykfkzm/thanks_i_hate_the_gay_to_straight_adapter/

I'm not gay
Women only smell tolerable down there if they have a good diet (lol) or if they just stepped out of the shower

How about Canadian stinks

Good morning cummers. The thread was NOT good last night. Whoever was responsible should turn themself in now. You know who you are.

good diet

so most american women are stinky, duly noted.

Im half straight

futa on futa is actually more straight per square inch than woman on man.

Chicks with dicks and pussies > chicks without dicks

The woman's image is hotter censored
If we saw the meat flaps it would be a turn off, even notwithstanding the sexy hourglass figure

Chicks with dicks > chicks without dicks

it's hard to find happiness, a friend, a true woman

i find the whole process of making friends in general so tiresome and mentally exhausting these days.
caring for people has took it's toll on me, now i just rot alone.

Would you drive a breastla

i dont need a bestie i need a breastie

if i had one person who cared about me as much as i've cared about them i mightn't have turned out as such a miserable autistic freak

syrup and wet dog

but how much do you care about yourself?

I am a big fan of being on good terms with people to the point of doing them favors and talking or hanging out once every few months but more than that is too much

currently? i don't give a fuck. but things were different back then. i've accepted i'll never have friends again.

why do these pictures exist in the first place

because gayson has no shame

Because I had a pair of glasses and thought "I should make a soyface" and it was really funny so I shared it with my friends(pre-covid /cum/)

personally, i don't see the appeal of pekora

because jason wants attention

he seems like a major fuckin faggot if you ask me, he should troon out or just an hero because what he's got going on right now isn't working.

he seems like a major fuckin faggot

well he is a literal faggot

One of my friends recommended Hims or Keeps when I mentioned hair loss to him. I don't know if women care.

they do but that shit also destroys your test, youre better off just being attractive besides that

Grow up.

Word on the net is they do care

Grow up.

I've heard it works most of the time, though there is a risk. The stress is basically killing me.

ew that's gross

said the incel

as he perused his 400TB collection of shota

Don't want to disappoint the gymbros at the next rollabout

one beer down and i already feel drunk

got a hinge match from a lonely woman on her lunch break hehe

I'm neither an incel nor shotacon, but neither would preclude one fromst being "grown up"

Idiot.

if you're stressing about hair loss then do it. at least that stress will be eliminated when you feel like you're doing something about it, but be forewarned you will shed at first

I'm neither an incel nor shotacon, but neither would preclude one fromst being "grown up"

Idiot.

this is precisely the moment the mother knew she failed as a parent

I'm NOT an incel

Uh oh

Unmatch

Sharing this here it does not seem like you'd be a good match

Yeah I worry about that. There is no good outcome it seems, either way I might end up doing something I try not to think about.

I could literally get consensual sex with either sex whenever I want. I could also rape, or buy a prostitute. I'm a volcel.

the shedding is temporary and almost certainly only you will notice. shit does come back fuller however

I could literally get consensual sex with either sex whenever I want

jason's parents should kick him out of the house for a week and make him homeless. it would kill his ego real quick

did you expect us to all join hands and laugh at a disabled person trying to find love?

good afternoon
glad to see jason is as weird as ever

I'm hoping. I've heard of it not coming back but I don't think that's usually the case. I also don't know if women's attitudes about it vary by age. Mine did, as a bi guy.

maybe, I probably shouldnt be (You) farming
no, that would be cruel and I wouldn't have continued talking with her if it was a dealbreaker or something I wanted to stay away from

what is the current thing now

we do that with jason

I am 100% a volcel. Anything else is a projection of your cope because you are unable to acquire and satisfy a woman. Such things are trivial.

shitting yourself
the kids call it dropping
'bro i just dropped in history class lmao'

Anything else is a projection of your cope because you are unable to acquire and satisfy a woman. Such things are trivial.

post-irony hood void/corruption absurdist memes

wanna see a hot girl dropping while planking so it comes out like dough from one of those lasagna machines

AI anime filters

i hadn't heard of that but probably possible. women's attitudes vary by age, location, situation, and your confidence/looks/charm/money/etc. i mostly did it because i was stressing about it

Should I go for that look? I'm not sure about the pants yet.

looks good
i should buy a pair of pants that color

pick your poison, friendo. any of these stylish lads from an Anon Babble meetup will be sure to impress the fairer sex and get you some lasses on your weenie.

Pretty good look and if you don't like the pants you can save them for church or court

woke up at normal time today

hands freezing all morning, couldn't do anything on computer

crash out, mood ruined

now end of the day, hands are perfectly fine but mental isn't

youtube.com/watch?v=qqgODzxIIzE

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GIRAFFE IN THE MIDDLE

2:30pm

end of the day

Pretty good

yes

I was about to say the roof looking guy has it and realized it was him

UNNACCEPTABLE

how the fuck did I get a wart on my thumb

thumb up wartbearing bootyhole

Were you thumbing your diseased anus again

my day ends when my imbalanced brain chemicals determine it ends not when a clock does.

i love you guys. do you guys love me?

Yeah you're a pretty good regular

least attention hungry tripfag post

The Canadian Dream is to move to America

you sound like a fucking waste of space ngl, do you have a father or stepfather who can start beating you regularly to get you into a better state of mind?

The American Dream is to crush thy neighbor and see him humiliated before you

far too late for that. my parents just tolerate my existence and don't say anything.

Ideally I would cave roommateberg's skull in for always leaving our kitchen and bathroom a toxic waste hazard

You the guy quitting nicotine or what's got your goat

my cat is licking his asshole again bros. so gross!

my grandfather drank himself to death in his early 50s. it's in my genetics. at least being a neet means i don't have the money for substance abuse.

no you can't deport brown muslims on visas who hate america. they happen to dislike israel so they're actually based

Does it work?

your parents must be fuckups too then
no I just hate worthless NEET faggots, I WFH and make good money but I see how much is docked from my paycheque for EI and other lazy slug programs that NEET faggots are always pilfering. makes me want to liquefy them.

with 2+ roommates one will always usually do this, 3+ guaranteed, 1 roommate 50-50 it ruins your friendship

WFH and THIS MAD

you are doing it completely wrong lmfao, don't stroke out from the stress there big guy

in college, one of my roommates never took the fucking trash out so we would just let the goddamn trash stack up with garbage until we couldnt fit any more waste in it

wfh abuser complaining about neets

lol lil pup you are about one ladder rung above being a neet climb down from your soap box.

just because I WFH doesn't mean I don't earn my pay. I busted my ass and worked hard to get this gig so I could shitpost on Anon Babble while earning $150k a year. thirdies always spaz about people with more money than them being "greedy" as though they're entitled to other peoples' money, but when you've worked hard and earn a good living you get really indignant towards people with those attitudes.

im sorry you have to pay rent on al that office space man
not using it tho

I can't live with people because of how unclean they are.

keep toiling away buddy, i need to pay for a new video game.

yadda yadda yadda still raging at randos online

sad case squandering your freedom

calling elon right now to get you fired wfhcuck

where can i find this?

the left calls me a nazi the right calls me a jew

when the cultural ambassador says our humans are bipedal and breathe a nitrogen oxygen mix

that means you're doing something right

He is, the Radical Centrist

as much as lazy slug NEETs annoy me, I do recognize I'm in a good position without a doubt. I have no shame issues or mental problems and I don't live with mumma and dada either.

So you're a self-loathing psycho.

i told you guys about those muslims
they’re nothing but trouble and they’re backwards savages that make women wear bedsheets because they’re so weak and pathetic

erm this is racist o algo

i've said my piece bud, you're absolutely wasting wfh with this behavior

in what way am I wasting it? by talking to a fellow cumbum? you know there are some limitations on WFH, it's not just a no-show job where you get free money.

It's strange that I don't even question if it's real or not anymore. If there is a plan I'd think this is part of it

I mean there is a plan and it's being trusted

Is this supposed to be funny? I don't find it funny.

misreading emotion is a sign of autism

I don't trust my government overtly trying to psyop me

what exactly is a "penberg"

get me a qt anglo gf

having sex with momberg

weed vape pen

Can't wait to get off work, go home, and resume my mcu marathon

Currently watching the first avengers movie

NOTE: you can NOT actually write with it

you can rewrite your brain

i deeply care about all white countries and i really want them to be populated by whites only

Elon and his zoomer doge jeets wanted to epically own twitter libs, it's not that deep

i'd like to stompberg some of you fuckbergs into a sidewalkberg

(mostly just that scruffy gay weeb tho)

i got a haircut today and im neither gay nor a weeb

Don't worry, Serbian-kun. I'll make sure to make your wish come true.

Next year during the World Cup I'm going to impregnate as many white foreigner girls as I can so they can have my white mexican seed.

checking realtor.com like i used to check scryfall for spoilers fr fr

gnat, i could twirl you around on my little finger

cant wait to see foreigners when the WC comes aorund. I went to a copa america game and the columbiANOS were pretty cool

you are a mexican. you guys are brown

bro I could ram you on my dick and walk around with you hangin off it like a cock ornament. just vacuum the house and you'd be hangin there smashin your head off lamps and shit while I go about my day.

show some respect.

*cockvores you*
not so tough now, eh bud

i'm done with penberg, he's a nobody.

twitter is down

it's not called twitter, it's called X

D to the m to the x
Last I heard, y'all was having sex
With the same sex

vaping some cannabis and working on my portfolio presentation

i show no love
to homo thugs

I've been doin' this for nineteen years (What?)
Niggas wanna fight me? Fight these tears (What?)
I put in work and it's all for the kids (Uh)
But these cats done forgot what work is (Uh-huh)
They don't know who we be, lookin'
But they don't know who they see, nigga

how you gona explain fuckin a man
even if we squash the beef i aint touchin ya hand

100 applications

0 interviews

200 applications

0 interviews

500 applications

0 interviews

do you live in the south

unironically stop using indeed
you only feed an algorithm and do not get seen in 80% of your applications

i should stop thinking i'm better than everyone else

yuh

proud of you hope you stick to it

do you live near tennessee and are you okay with hard physical labor

you're just a brasilero. you can be better than other brasileros but you can't be better than any white person

do you live near tennessee

about 2 hours from the border

are you okay with hard physical labor

no not really

it's easy to think it's hard to feel it

sorry i can't help then
it's not hard to have a humbling experience there's always someone smarter or better than you, seek them out

Why is aids considered a gay thing, when you can transmit it through vaginal sex, and straight people are as promiscuous as gay people

Only certain countries in the saheel region of Africa have an above replacement fertility rate

getting a boner bros, i need a girl to support me in my no fap journey

because the anus lacks much of the protective features of the vagina for bacterial spread which causes anal sex to result in a much higher probability of transmission

shan't be using the tripfag new

Pretty normal at the moment. Pic related, I'm almost up to 500 myself.

Though I've had maybe half a dozen screener calls at least.