/brit/

good analogy of my life edition

here we are then
in /brit/

going to be using this thread

this is the thread

None ai schizo thread? Sure

BWAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAH BWAHHAHAHAHHAH AH HAHAHHAHAH AH

Nigel Farage has said he "admires" Keir Starmer and that he's a "perfectly decent human being"

What the fuck is this man doing
Is he being mind controlled by Tony Blair?

what's so funny?

WILLY

The dog died here

personally think whole lotta love is a bit overrated
its not a bad song by any means
but it sounds like an album track from led zeppelin I

POO!

Here was the picture of the gf I had, this was when we went to the lake. I posted this in September of last year t.Malaponte

why do you think political opponents have to be bitter enemies?

*noclips into thread*

WIIILLLLLLYY

Yeah it’s hardly their best

she's fat lad

POOOO

that's a man

Reform were getting a little bit too popular and powerful so hes been told to shit the bed. Hes a good dog

whole lotta poo

WILLARD

just did a comically large poo

corrr I want a fat gf

plapjak

Yes I prefer larger women
She was a woman and 100% had a vagina. I put my penis inside of it several times.

*unsubscribes from this blog *

would love a curvy plap gf

who the fuck prefers larger women
larger women exist for ugly blokes

Really gotta start using filters here

do i exist for larger women?

got the gay porn on

please don't say that
pic unrelated

Kiss me, Ketut!

you exist for /brit/ cock

post feet

Well I am ugly

corrr

post your face

the lads over on /brit/ wont like this

rorke crushing a can in his hand and pretending it is the skull of his enemies

Why do you spend all day trying to ruin this thread?

What do you get out of it?

bus drivers are alright you know

he's trying to radicalise people

The dog fucking died
He gone now

Some turn left sometimes

do you reckon theres a way to develop humans who dont die from heroin like a thousand generations and eventually we all get to be on heroin every day

apprentice on
mia is a fitty probably the fittest one since lottie lion
she'd get it

Yh x

Shan't, if you really want to look at me just Google my name. Im like the first thing that pops up because nobody has my last name.

no don't say that
I refuse to believe it

mark my words boy, mark them well
we have survived the mouseposter
and we shall survive you

OMDS

New

LOL

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Please give me some TV shows to watch I used to watch a lot of stuff but I've seen nothing recent I want to get back into it I can't just sit on Anon Babble all day

That picture is a year old now

chance would be a fine thing

looked like you cleaned up well and lost the weight on your old linkedin pic what happened?

Ice Cube - 'If you a scared "MFer", go to church'

Me, a christian, enjoying a safe and comfortable life with my family while Ice Cube has a rap sheet with 2 different charges of drug trafficking

mad fit how

1% Club

ADHD isn't real

Male politicians are all mates lad this is just a game since uni days

Twin peaks

Connect four!

Mr Inbetween

good

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your life is so shite

schizo spammers angwy oh no

Anon Babble will be blocked in July

"Just keep trying, bro!"

The truth is that nothing works when you're an unattractive man.

You can approach thousands of women, and you won't get a single date.

see no one told rorke life was gonna be this way,
his job's a joke, he's broke,
his love life's D.O.A.
it's like he's always stuck in second gear,
when it hasn't been rorke's day, week, his month,
even his year,
but,
i'll be there for rorke,
when his hair starts to fall,
i'll be there for rorke,
like i've been there before,
i'll be there for rorke,
cos rorke's there for me toooooo,
ooh

Very concerning this lads

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Oh thank god

good

good post
i like rorke song posts

heartbreaker
now thats a tune

blow your mongo brains out

Fake

top 5 oof madone moments

pretended to be dead and the cat didn't care

thanks

it's over

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do SSRIs kill your dick

DTFIC >,<

Really embodies the spirit and tradition of the city with its famous love of connect 4

paedophile incel

Did the same with /brit/ and all I got was bradley'd

white girls' pink soles

Haha what a fun gimmick

it would literally eat your dead face

you can have the next thread ok pumpkin?

Rizz does not exist.

You are either physically attractive or you're not.

There are no combination of words that will make her attracted to you.

amber rose and mia off apprentice at the same time

rorke's a heartbreaker,
he's a heartbreaker,
rorke's a heartbreaker,
he's a heartbreaker,
rorke's a heartbreaker,
he's a heartbreaker,
he's a heart,
a h h h h he's a heart,
a h h h he's a

who and who off what

What would you talk about on Joe Rogan?

New

aliens

biceps, triceps, mostly

grangle on

PUA master here

you lads wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

i would shag amber-rose from the apprentice and mia from the apprentice at the same time
or just watch them lez out

my semen smells vile currently

Mad that universities like Manchester metropolitan exist. Whats the point honestly

not eating enough fruits

playing ministry of sound: the grangling anthems

genuinely might be years since i've eaten a non-dried or non-cooked fruit

lets have a taste xx

PUA master yah

unu lads waan get laid? du di following:

lead off wid a neg an den look fi IOI's, mek sure yuh escalate quickly an keep playfully insulting wile yuh a lay foundation, but don't forget fi agonize har fren dem wile yuh a gi off clarity a intent, look fi affirmations (har breathing) an keep communication frequency at compliance, she ago shit test yuh so build credibility by using di game disarm direct. Drop anchor, den eject while eye glazing using di implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back har til game over.

This for my urine.

wanking a cock with my arse

i'm s s s sorry
(i'm s s s sorry)
i didn't mean to rape your arse
(i didn't mean to rape your arse)
i'm s s s sorry
(i'm s s s sorry)
i didn't mean to rape you
r r r r rape you baby
but baby
i'm an arse raper
i'm an arse raper,
i'm an arse raper
i'm an arse raper,
i'm an arse raper
i'm an arse raper,
i'm an arse
a a a a an arse
a a a a a

Mine next!

Might cop this for the missus

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how much is that in real money
like £3?

looks shite

what the fuck is that?

*to the tune of rape me by nirvana*
rape me

you're better off not knowing

the jf song

loool you lot slagged off. Another white thing banned.
You'll say nothing

why did janny delete the previous thread omds

reckon sonichu might be real but it's a demonic entity

It's a sonichu plushie. What do you expect?

screaming

very peng female bully in this show I've got on

sonipoo

why did god make women so fucking fit

based janny smiting evil things as he sees them

the king is dead

long live the kingsingers

bendydem activating

wish i was gay

Timothy Dalton was the best Bond and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't

baroness brady could get it

The seller, what is your problem?

Ziedbelg origin story
desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540

No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:

desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388

Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:

desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

nobody liked frozen

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arse wanking an arse with my arse

he's right you know

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Gods not real.

sorry whites but you’ve been owned

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currently taking the knee

I liked moana

yeah it was great

god is rael

early life section of the creator...?

forgot to do a poo today

More posts than followers. Always a good sign

Brand new account. It’ll grow

Most churches these days will tell you exactly the same thing society does
I went to an Anglian church a couple of weeks ago and they were holding prayers for the COVID anniversary and holding a book club reading "God is not a white man"

you ever fallen in love with the idea of someone more than the actual person? i did

why do you hate white people so much heathermutt?

lads
do you remember your national insurance number off by heart?

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Watching Bleach Memories of Nobody, has a small Toblerone for dinner and sipping a sugar free Vimto

Did you complete your daily Adolescence rewatch yet

Glad you keep me up to date on what's being posted on Twitter so I don't have to create an account and visit the website

churches are coopted

ever stuck a toblerone up your arse?

The family of a 15-year-old boy left severely brain damaged after tombstoning off a seaside pier are petitioning for better care after a medical team allegedly left him in 'bed to rot'.

Nine months ago the teenager was left braindead after the horrific accident in Margate which should have killed him.

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incel laptop

mad how the govt assigns a code to you

Ban seaside piers

how did you such a new account eh?

Do you know what sort of doughnuts Bob Marley likes? It's an old Peter Kay joke
He likes the ones with Jammin'

Garlic bread!

Thanks kier

your foot looks like a clown shoe

shut the fuck up

juju bee

Good English!

seaside piers

another smelly youtuber for you lot to rim and spam, no doubt

mad how bob marleys dad was a white english man

*squeezes your head*

loooool

You’re cute

the results are in

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how did you find it?
it's yours isn't it

would let mia off apprentice domme me

seasidePIERS

Any reason you're replying to a spaki character?

cheese?
and cake?

Right wingers who support "meritocracy" are idiots.

Meritocracy basically leads to plutocracy and an individualistic attitude at odds with social cohesion, as those who gain wealth think they have no obligations towards others. Historically, leaders in Europe had a sense of noblesse oblige where they recognised that they didn't really "earn" their position in society, which meant they had to care for the less fortunate.

nowt better to do

Spam it in the Anon Babble general, mong
Stop advertising

i reply to who i want pal
who are you the Anon Babble police lmao
absolute cunt i'll squash your head

this is the truth

poo

new white man just dropped

you're thick as fuck if you still maintain that thats SN lol

Seaside piers are dangerous gathering points for radicalized white incels. We plan to keep our seasides SAFE by implementing a nationwide ban

Marks inexplicably aristocratic cousin

Trump sends innocent man to El Salvador for having autism awareness tattoo

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Insane how grim 2025 is

AI slop

censorship

Starmerite liberal-leftism

WW3 fearmongering

Anon Babble probably being blocked

hordes of browns and blacks everywhere

Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT

poo as well

all systems are meritocratic, it just comes down to what your definition of merit is

theres no general

Posted it again award

these are the voyagers of the star ship enterprise
their mission? to boldly go where no man has been before

don't worry 2026 will be great

If it were mine it wouldn’t give me the option to follow it mate

sucking my own arse

worth pointing out that of the 5 constituencies that elected far right putin stooges in the 2024 general election, 4 of them had seaside piers

systems are meritocratic

No

Nothing prepares you for how shit life suddenly becomes after graduating from uni

One day you're having fun in a big city with loads of mates, a structured life, things to look forward to, birds all around you

The next you're just a NEET in your shitty little hometown with no mates no birds and nothing to look forward to but a lifetime of wageslavery
GRIM

why do bantus like to loiter so much

Because I’m in love with her

Me on the left

what about starmer is leftist

You're in love with a fictional character?

feeling lowkey skibidi

obviously logged out for the screenshot

no leftoid has done that ever in their lives what a fucking larp

comp sci?

everything you spastic

just had a 20 minute phone call with the gf

You, pictured

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no but does it matter its the same experience no matter what you studied

cooked a random pie i found in the freezer gonna find out whats in it

what did you speak about?

He hates basic freedoms and loves minorities

Imagine being this assblasted your relatives fucked some aussies and brits on holiday

katy slowly nursing cronem's throbbydem

The 2010's were a wild time

it pie night

A girl once told me I have her the ick because I ordered milk at a restaurant

Do you know any incel support groups?

I mean that is pretty weird

toilfu left a hair on my desk
i put it to one side
i might keep it
genuinely

i posted on krautchan and ylilauta but it was actually fun and i enjoyed life

She’s not fictional she’s real

/brit/

Dont believe you. Weird thing to do though

toilfu left a pube on the toil toilet

this was one of the things that redpilled me

predicted this response

If you're ordering milk on a date yeah you're going to weird the other person out

Ok spaki

radicalised you mean

Prove it

he didn't move to london after uni to get the extra +3 years of the uni experience slumming it out working shit jobs

oh dear oh dear

no support me then in my infliction as an incel

krautchan and ylilauta

Freak

yeah brilliant lads

to get the extra +3 years of the uni experience

how exactly would you accomplish that?
living below the poverty line in a grim flatshare in london was not my "uni experience"
though i would like to live in london for maybe half a year to see what it's like. i make a good salary

So this is where the blanda app meme on Anon Babble came from.

Couldn't agree more, hierarchy is the correct choice. This is a big problem on the right in english speaking countries.

Happy to help

Worked ok in the royal navy

he's tall rich and handsome mate

a structured life

What do you mean. Regular life is just as structured, you just go to work instead of going to classes.