good analogy of my life edition
/brit/
here we are then
in /brit/
going to be using this thread
this is the thread
None ai schizo thread? Sure
BWAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAH BWAHHAHAHAHHAH AH HAHAHHAHAH AH
Nigel Farage has said he "admires" Keir Starmer and that he's a "perfectly decent human being"
What the fuck is this man doing
Is he being mind controlled by Tony Blair?
what's so funny?
WILLY
The dog died here
personally think whole lotta love is a bit overrated
its not a bad song by any means
but it sounds like an album track from led zeppelin I
POO!
Here was the picture of the gf I had, this was when we went to the lake. I posted this in September of last year t.Malaponte
why do you think political opponents have to be bitter enemies?
*noclips into thread*
WIIILLLLLLYY
Yeah it’s hardly their best
she's fat lad
POOOO
that's a man
Reform were getting a little bit too popular and powerful so hes been told to shit the bed. Hes a good dog
whole lotta poo
WILLARD
just did a comically large poo
corrr I want a fat gf
plapjak
Yes I prefer larger women
She was a woman and 100% had a vagina. I put my penis inside of it several times.
*unsubscribes from this blog *
would love a curvy plap gf
who the fuck prefers larger women
larger women exist for ugly blokes
Really gotta start using filters here
do i exist for larger women?
youtube.com
post pre-woke music
got the gay porn on
please don't say that
pic unrelated
Kiss me, Ketut!
you exist for /brit/ cock
post feet
Brutal blackpill
Well I am ugly
corrr
post your face
i will fight and die for ukraine and have audrey photo inside my helmet to hold when i die like the films do
the lads over on /brit/ wont like this
rorke crushing a can in his hand and pretending it is the skull of his enemies
Why do you spend all day trying to ruin this thread?
What do you get out of it?
bus drivers are alright you know
he's trying to radicalise people
The dog fucking died
He gone now
Some turn left sometimes
do you reckon theres a way to develop humans who dont die from heroin like a thousand generations and eventually we all get to be on heroin every day
apprentice on
mia is a fitty probably the fittest one since lottie lion
she'd get it
Yh x
Shan't, if you really want to look at me just Google my name. Im like the first thing that pops up because nobody has my last name.
no don't say that
I refuse to believe it
mark my words boy, mark them well
we have survived the mouseposter
and we shall survive you
OMDS
New
LOL
Please give me some TV shows to watch I used to watch a lot of stuff but I've seen nothing recent I want to get back into it I can't just sit on Anon Babble all day
That picture is a year old now
chance would be a fine thing
looked like you cleaned up well and lost the weight on your old linkedin pic what happened?
Ice Cube - 'If you a scared "MFer", go to church'
Me, a christian, enjoying a safe and comfortable life with my family while Ice Cube has a rap sheet with 2 different charges of drug trafficking
mad fit how
1% Club
ADHD isn't real
why does leftypol hate home bargains
new university library in manchester
Male politicians are all mates lad this is just a game since uni days
Twin peaks
Connect four!
Mr Inbetween
the read
life with only white people
good
your life is so shite
schizo spammers angwy oh no
Anon Babble will be blocked in July
"Just keep trying, bro!"
The truth is that nothing works when you're an unattractive man.
You can approach thousands of women, and you won't get a single date.
see no one told rorke life was gonna be this way,
his job's a joke, he's broke,
his love life's D.O.A.
it's like he's always stuck in second gear,
when it hasn't been rorke's day, week, his month,
even his year,
but,
i'll be there for rorke,
when his hair starts to fall,
i'll be there for rorke,
like i've been there before,
i'll be there for rorke,
cos rorke's there for me toooooo,
ooh
Very concerning this lads
Oh thank god
good
good post
i like rorke song posts
heartbreaker
now thats a tune
blow your mongo brains out
Fake
top 5 oof madone moments
lol
pretended to be dead and the cat didn't care
thanks
it's over
do SSRIs kill your dick
DTFIC >,<
Really embodies the spirit and tradition of the city with its famous love of connect 4
paedophile incel
Did the same with /brit/ and all I got was bradley'd
white girls' pink soles
Haha what a fun gimmick
it would literally eat your dead face
you can have the next thread ok pumpkin?
Rizz does not exist.
You are either physically attractive or you're not.
There are no combination of words that will make her attracted to you.
amber rose and mia off apprentice at the same time
rorke's a heartbreaker,
he's a heartbreaker,
rorke's a heartbreaker,
he's a heartbreaker,
rorke's a heartbreaker,
he's a heartbreaker,
he's a heart,
a h h h h he's a heart,
a h h h he's a
who and who off what
What would you talk about on Joe Rogan?
New
aliens
biceps, triceps, mostly
grangle on
PUA master here
you lads wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
i would shag amber-rose from the apprentice and mia from the apprentice at the same time
or just watch them lez out
my semen smells vile currently
youtube.com
I grangle on!
Mad that universities like Manchester metropolitan exist. Whats the point honestly
not eating enough fruits
playing ministry of sound: the grangling anthems
genuinely might be years since i've eaten a non-dried or non-cooked fruit
lets have a taste xx
PUA master yah
unu lads waan get laid? du di following:
lead off wid a neg an den look fi IOI's, mek sure yuh escalate quickly an keep playfully insulting wile yuh a lay foundation, but don't forget fi agonize har fren dem wile yuh a gi off clarity a intent, look fi affirmations (har breathing) an keep communication frequency at compliance, she ago shit test yuh so build credibility by using di game disarm direct. Drop anchor, den eject while eye glazing using di implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back har til game over.
This for my urine.
wanking a cock with my arse
i'm s s s sorry
(i'm s s s sorry)
i didn't mean to rape your arse
(i didn't mean to rape your arse)
i'm s s s sorry
(i'm s s s sorry)
i didn't mean to rape you
r r r r rape you baby
but baby
i'm an arse raper
i'm an arse raper,
i'm an arse raper
i'm an arse raper,
i'm an arse raper
i'm an arse raper,
i'm an arse
a a a a an arse
a a a a a
Mine next!
Might cop this for the missus
how much is that in real money
like £3?
looks shite
what the fuck is that?
*to the tune of rape me by nirvana*
rape me
you're better off not knowing
the jf song
loool you lot slagged off. Another white thing banned.
You'll say nothing
why did janny delete the previous thread omds
reckon sonichu might be real but it's a demonic entity
It's a sonichu plushie. What do you expect?
screaming
very peng female bully in this show I've got on
sonipoo
why did god make women so fucking fit
"Just humiliate yourself for women, bro!"
based janny smiting evil things as he sees them
the king is dead
long live the kingsingers
bendydem activating
wish i was gay
Timothy Dalton was the best Bond and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't
baroness brady could get it
The seller, what is your problem?
Ziedbelg origin story
desuarchive.org
No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)
According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane
There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him
Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
desuarchive.org
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
desuarchive.org
A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
nobody liked frozen
arse wanking an arse with my arse
he's right you know
Gods not real.
sorry whites but you’ve been owned
currently taking the knee
I liked moana
yeah it was great
god is rael
early life section of the creator...?
forgot to do a poo today
More posts than followers. Always a good sign
Brand new account. It’ll grow
Most churches these days will tell you exactly the same thing society does
I went to an Anglian church a couple of weeks ago and they were holding prayers for the COVID anniversary and holding a book club reading "God is not a white man"
you ever fallen in love with the idea of someone more than the actual person? i did
why do you hate white people so much heathermutt?
lads
do you remember your national insurance number off by heart?
Watching Bleach Memories of Nobody, has a small Toblerone for dinner and sipping a sugar free Vimto
Did you complete your daily Adolescence rewatch yet
Glad you keep me up to date on what's being posted on Twitter so I don't have to create an account and visit the website
churches are coopted
ever stuck a toblerone up your arse?
The family of a 15-year-old boy left severely brain damaged after tombstoning off a seaside pier are petitioning for better care after a medical team allegedly left him in 'bed to rot'.
Nine months ago the teenager was left braindead after the horrific accident in Margate which should have killed him.
incel laptop
mad how the govt assigns a code to you
Ban seaside piers
how did you such a new account eh?
Do you know what sort of doughnuts Bob Marley likes? It's an old Peter Kay joke
He likes the ones with Jammin'
Garlic bread!
Thanks kier
your foot looks like a clown shoe
shut the fuck up
juju bee
Good English!
seaside piers
another smelly youtuber for you lot to rim and spam, no doubt
mad how bob marleys dad was a white english man
*squeezes your head*
loooool
You’re cute
the results are in
how did you find it?
it's yours isn't it
would let mia off apprentice domme me
seasidePIERS
Any reason you're replying to a spaki character?
cheese?
and cake?
Right wingers who support "meritocracy" are idiots.
Meritocracy basically leads to plutocracy and an individualistic attitude at odds with social cohesion, as those who gain wealth think they have no obligations towards others. Historically, leaders in Europe had a sense of noblesse oblige where they recognised that they didn't really "earn" their position in society, which meant they had to care for the less fortunate.
nowt better to do
Spam it in the Anon Babble general, mong
Stop advertising
i reply to who i want pal
who are you the Anon Babble police lmao
absolute cunt i'll squash your head
this is the truth
poo
new white man just dropped
you're thick as fuck if you still maintain that thats SN lol
Seaside piers are dangerous gathering points for radicalized white incels. We plan to keep our seasides SAFE by implementing a nationwide ban
Marks inexplicably aristocratic cousin
Trump sends innocent man to El Salvador for having autism awareness tattoo
Insane how grim 2025 is
AI slop
censorship
Starmerite liberal-leftism
WW3 fearmongering
Anon Babble probably being blocked
hordes of browns and blacks everywhere
Get me the fuck OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT
poo as well
all systems are meritocratic, it just comes down to what your definition of merit is
theres no general
Posted it again award
these are the voyagers of the star ship enterprise
their mission? to boldly go where no man has been before
don't worry 2026 will be great
If it were mine it wouldn’t give me the option to follow it mate
sucking my own arse
worth pointing out that of the 5 constituencies that elected far right putin stooges in the 2024 general election, 4 of them had seaside piers
systems are meritocratic
No
Nothing prepares you for how shit life suddenly becomes after graduating from uni
One day you're having fun in a big city with loads of mates, a structured life, things to look forward to, birds all around you
The next you're just a NEET in your shitty little hometown with no mates no birds and nothing to look forward to but a lifetime of wageslavery
GRIM
why do bantus like to loiter so much
Because I’m in love with her
Me on the left
what about starmer is leftist
You're in love with a fictional character?
feeling lowkey skibidi
obviously logged out for the screenshot
no leftoid has done that ever in their lives what a fucking larp
comp sci?
anyone remember this
everything you spastic
just had a 20 minute phone call with the gf
You, pictured
no but does it matter its the same experience no matter what you studied
cooked a random pie i found in the freezer gonna find out whats in it
what did you speak about?
He hates basic freedoms and loves minorities
Imagine being this assblasted your relatives fucked some aussies and brits on holiday
katy slowly nursing cronem's throbbydem
The 2010's were a wild time
it pie night
A girl once told me I have her the ick because I ordered milk at a restaurant
Do you know any incel support groups?
I mean that is pretty weird
toilfu left a hair on my desk
i put it to one side
i might keep it
genuinely
i posted on krautchan and ylilauta but it was actually fun and i enjoyed life
She’s not fictional she’s real
/brit/
Dont believe you. Weird thing to do though
toilfu left a pube on the toil toilet
this was one of the things that redpilled me
predicted this response
If you're ordering milk on a date yeah you're going to weird the other person out
Ok spaki
radicalised you mean
Prove it
he didn't move to london after uni to get the extra +3 years of the uni experience slumming it out working shit jobs
oh dear oh dear
Genuinely baffling that he has a gf
youtube.com
no support me then in my infliction as an incel
krautchan and ylilauta
Freak
yeah brilliant lads
to get the extra +3 years of the uni experience
how exactly would you accomplish that?
living below the poverty line in a grim flatshare in london was not my "uni experience"
though i would like to live in london for maybe half a year to see what it's like. i make a good salary
So this is where the blanda app meme on Anon Babble came from.
Couldn't agree more, hierarchy is the correct choice. This is a big problem on the right in english speaking countries.
Happy to help
Worked ok in the royal navy
he's tall rich and handsome mate
a structured life
What do you mean. Regular life is just as structured, you just go to work instead of going to classes.