/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

i gave up on finding an actual job and accepted my mcwageslave fate

I bet he wouldn't have any trouble finding a job, he's not a fucking loser like me.

total zigger death

i was watching this video and he said democracy was kufar
shouldnt erdoogan be elected king already?
youtube.com/watch?v=p7_W-Nflx9I
college apps results
i applied to a few schools in japan and might be able to get my bachelor's there if i get accepted

sounds expensive and more trouble than it's worth

I'm literally a girl

The Ukrainian military or as I like to call it, the armed wing of the LGBT movement

it's not
literally half the price of here
and i like japan so not really trouble for me and already have an n2 in the language so i can manage fine there

hope you get accepted anon that would be pretty cool

how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

youtube.com/watch?v=8WsfdWyBMdQ

college apps results

underage b&

waiting for my cevapi order to arrive

thanks
nope
already spent two years at a community college so i have a guaranteed transfer to a state school if i dont get accepted to the schools i applied to
and even if i was straight out of high school a lot of high schoolers are 18 by the time they graduate you know

currently having a cupp

you carefully lay the grenade on top of the Russian's face

that's a good idea i think i'll have a chai too

I work in a middle school in the Midwest and literally all the kids are central/south Americans, Africans straight from the dark continent, and middle easterners. Extremely grim. They even have to do the morning announcements in Spanish, this isn't California or Texas but school in a mid sized Midwestern city.

rather give up on working all together than do that

this is impeachable

drank 3 birra morretis

not all of us have the option to neet

more trouble than it's worth

does this talk above make you want to stay in this country sir?
because i want to leave while im young
and i dont want to have my kids be put through the same god official schooling here that i went through

Oh spinster is back

jason was right about everything

hi schizopoo

i am schizopoo.

would UBI actually work though?

Nope.

Kinda no point in continuing to play animal crossing when you have all the museum pieces

not gonna work in countries that have vast hispanic and black populations i can tell you that much

only once like 30% of the workforce is completely automated and obsolete

hottopic.com/product/kuromi-beach-boyfriend-fit-tie-dye-girls-t-shirt/18619607.html
this one
big fan of it, used to love wearing it a few years ago
theres not much point to playing it period
u gota make ur own fun in it
become the gardener you want to be

worked during covid and during their trial runs

if by "worked" you mean "destroyed the entire economy" sure

New horizons is garbage

worked during covid

define "worked"

that's cute

for me, it's rune factory 4

The first stimulus package, enacted at the beginning of the pandemic when the national economy was facing an unemployment rate of 14.7%, mainly supported households in meeting basic household needs, namely food purchases, rent and utilities, and other basic needs. Up to 74% of households spent their first stimulus checks on meeting their families’ basic needs. However, up to 14% of these funds were allocated to savings and 11% were used to pay debt.
The second stimulus package was enacted at the end of December 2020, at that time the economy experienced a degree of recovery, and the unemployment rate fell to 6.7%. The improved economic conditions induced households to change their spending habits with monies received from the second stimulus package. Only 22% of these funds were spent on food and other basic needs. Instead, monies allocated to savings rose to 26% and up to 51% were used to pay debt, 4.6 times more than were funds from the first package.

Use of funds from the third stimulus package by households was like the pattern found with the second package. Fewer funds obtained from the third stimulus package were used to meet basic needs, with only 19% of these funds used for this purpose, while 32% were allocated to savings. Finally, 49% of the stimulus money was used to pay debt. This package also included a monthly Advance Child Tax Credit (CTC). Households with children that were facing food insufficiency, not enough food to eat, were the main beneficiaries of this stimulus program (Perez-Lopez, 2021). It is interesting to note the high percentage of funds allocated to savings and to pay debt with money received from the second and third stimulus packages, 78% and 81%, respectively. Whether or not this pattern was the same across the different ethno-racial groups would be good to know, and perhaps data will soon be available to shed light on this question.

not reading a chatgpt response

jsri.msu.edu/publications/nexo/vol-xxv/no-1-fall-2021/impact-of-the-coronavirus-stimulus-checks-on-the-economy

not reading a wall of text regardless if it's ai or not

ever step back and think how retarded sex is

Tweets are cringe but this is real

i hate how much of a drooling retard trying to get it turns me into but no, the actual act is very beautiful when done with someone you love
intimacy is the best drug in the universe besides heroin

Literally every job site these days uses an algorithm the only way you're not getting scanned by one is by going straight to their site and applying and even that's not guaranteed anymore

this is impeachable

Plato literally said his libido dropping with age felt like being freed from slavery

can we stop calling them 'people of color'
because at this point if you tally them up they become like 40+%
and among the youth even more
what the fuck is this label 'people of color'
i hate it so much

Got a haircut. Feeling better about my mature hairline

we're not allowed to say nigger anymore so what do you expect us to call them?

drugs are bad for you

I just call them black and brown.

One time on Instagram I said "why are black people called people of color when black is an absence of color" and I got so many butthurt replies, and people were literally making shit up like color theories and shit that didn't come up on Google

mature hairline

Jason....

plato was also retarded and wrong about literally everything

people will take acid with the idea that it will make sex feel amazing, but what really ends up happening is that you see it for what it is, it's way too 'literal' if that makes sense
it's silly and it makes you want to laugh like, wtf are we even doing ?

T. Porn addict

colored people

BAD

people of color

GOOD

it's silly and it makes you want to laugh like, wtf are we even doing ?

did you know that when you're aroused your disgust reaction in your brain shuts off

unclockable.com

i mean at this rate whites are going to be 35% and everybody but them is still going to be 'people of color'

wasnt plato the guy that fucked little boys

No

talked with the girl about ancient greece & rome all afternoon but i dont really think im /into/ her based off this just more a good conversation was had
makes me feel guilty

No, and he even wrote against gay sex later. Fags just try to say that the Greeks and Romans were super supportive of lgbtshit. It was very minor support, and mostly against it.

where's drinking covfefe poster

it's beyond me why you fags are always talking bout wamen
i cant imagine having that much emotional investment
intellectual conversations are cringe enough
but intellectual conversations with a wamen are double cringe

if i was captain america i would have stopped 9.11

dark skinned package deliverer

Making a rauncous amount of noise getting out of his vehicle, talking loudly over speaker, bangs on door instead of ringing doorbell

yeah and if i was fucking gilgamesh i wouldve solved fucking immortality

fox, meet grapes
sent him to the shadow realm

For instance, I remember someone asking Sophocles, the poet, whether he was still capable of enjoying a woman. ‘Don’t talk in that way,’ he answered; ‘I am only too glad to be free of all that; it is like escaping from bondage to a raging madman.’ I thought that a good answer at the time, and I still think so; for certainly a great peace comes when age sets us free from passions of that sort.

he's right. unfortunately the urge and pleasure is very powerful. it really does consume your life

Why would having sex with Gilgamesh do that

time to do the chores then

any piano players in? how the fug do I hit this?

F# G/C doesnt sound like it

once i finish my tea i'm gonna do the same

ganbatte

it's women or politics, pick your poison

i for one am glad the cuteposter is back
i fucking missed it, animals and sanrios and shit genuinely brighten my day, that is my jam
i fucking loved spinster's images

even wrote against gay sex later

He wasn't against gay sex specifically though, the portion of Laws where he talks about that is about curbing your intake of pleasure in general and he uses that as an example, I highly doubt any of the porn consuming retards here that are posting 24/7 would agree with him on cutting back on anything

exceptional teamwork gents, we'll get through this rough patch together with collaboration like this

#teamNIG

for what?
you invest all that time and money so you can have a few moments of sex?
by any metric it makes zero sense
and most of you arent talking bout marriage just random wamen
just pick yourself a stupid wife marry her and have kids

He speaks about how sex should only be between a man and woman.

not into talking at all, more into touching genitals and video games

Nope

the fucking long load screens ruined animal crossing on the switch for me
i wish some dev could give it a sovlfvl pc reboot like how stardew valley did for the harvest moon series

you invest all that time and money so you can have a few moments of sex?

more interested in the companionship and love and adoration, and potential to raise a family

just pick yourself a stupid wife marry her and have kids

nigga im trying

His reasoning is because men become slaves to pleasure when they fuck boys the entire point is that you shouldn't be a hedonist, if you truly agreed with him you wouldn't be posting you'd be out toiling in the fields like a good goy

laundry and vacuum time

more interested in the companionship and love and adoration

love is a scam anyways that'll have you out 50% of your property
literally the best wife is one who isnt very smart and is loyal
as long as she somewhat passes in looks it's fine
just watch porn and the girls there never age when you need more stimulation
just tell her whatever she wants to hear and be as diplomatic as possible
trying to chase 'love and adoration' seems to me completely inane

sad sad post
i genuinely hope you find a nice girl

alright, guess i'll be having my coffee alone...

he's right

i hate women
i wouldnt put up with them if they didnt have wombs
one thing a fucking man will never have and they bitch about the ability to give life
fuck i hate them

jason stops posting for the day

le weed addled metnal illness wreck hello kitty girl comes back

i keep fucking telling you idiots it's his character but no

based, fuck Americans

i thought it was common knowledge that spinster was a jason persona

i dont think sex will be as good as that time i jerked off 7 times in a row to the wakfu porn parody

i hate women

i hate women

can you go have your little autism melty somewhere else there schizopoo? thanks

They’re finna call you schizophrenic

everyone knows this but some guys in here are so desperate they're willing to pretend it's not the case

like this faggot has any right to speak for anyone but himself and his tranny kid

America is cool af and will always be our bro. Carney can literally suck an AIDS dick (in minecraft obviously LOlOLOLLOLOLO!!)

obviously the mega goon with a tenga egg and edging for hours and multimonitor porn and addy and phenibut is going to have a physically more pleasurable orgasm than real sex but for me there is pure joy after having sex with a girl as if my existence has been validated that i am not a fucking loser so i would say that is still better personally

I look like this btw

I wonder if spinny's butt is plump or bony

if youre gonna use plato then do you think it's a coincidence that almost all ideological systems largely denounce women
everybody from christ to the buddha to aristotle to kant
and youre going to tell me that is a coincidence?
they saw the absolute corrupted nature of women

little known fact is that cumming feels better the more times you do it in a row, nowadays i'm checked out after just cumming once but back in the day i used to go sicko mode on the hog

someone make Jason into one of these fucktarded anime AI things

for me it peaks at the second one but that second one is really sweaty and degen

not really true
two in one session [fucking til you cum twice] feels like a super chore, cumming more than once or twice in an evening starts to feel less pleasurable too, even when it's sex
fucking 3 times over a few hours is draining and i dont just mean the balls

What's the best state and worst state in the midwest? I've only ever been to Chicago, and that was almost a decade ago

I haven't showered in 3 days and I smell like actual feces. Like I keep getting whiffs of a poop smell.

evening? brother i'm talking about a minute or 2 apart

best by what metric

yeah I can smell you from here, stop shitting yourself you piggu

:|
im a big fan of wisconsin in theory

i propose kicking out chicagoans and created an israel 2.0 in its stead

Some small town in North Dakota or South Dakota.

is chatgpt generating those anime pics?

Yeah, the image part got an update with ghibli.

Yes but not for long jewbli finna get it shut down

quality of life metrics (job prospects, income, cost of living, crime, etc)
quality of people (friendliness, genuine, etc)
nature
that sort of thing

studio ghibli should sue for the lulz, but I'm sure chatgpt's lawyers already reviewed it and gave the clear

wonder if they got permission for it
bet japan is pissed

in theory

what's wrong with wisconsin in practice?

oh boy I love twitter ai slop images guys can we post more ai slop and maybe some politics and stuff too?

ive never been to the midwest, so i can only theoretically like it

You can't own/trademark/copyright/patent/etc an art style, so there's probably not much they can do.

Buttdevastated schizojeet

i just dont have the mental to jerk off more than once at a time nowadays, just not horny after jerking off anymore, porn just doesn't hit the same either just forever unable to reach that high ever again, i think it's also a function on my changed masturbation habits, back then i would jack hammer at flash speed and cum as fast as possible now i do it slower, don't know if it's because i'm old now but my dick also hurts if it stays hard for too long

dude that's from empire of dust hahahahahahaha broooo I'm weak cause it looks like animes hahahaha

What's Ontario like outside of the Toronto metropolitan area?

Why does schizojeet post here if he hates it so much?

They'll probably go for the "it was trained on our art without permission" route, which I think there's basis on copyright for that since I remember a judge agreed with that last year.

They should go for it only in that it will finally settle the legal debate since they're so high profile.

If you want to pay like 3x the price you can get topical finisteride-minoxidil gels and those are less likely to make you sterile or fuck your test levels like oral finisteride does. It's probably still fucking me up, but it's not as bad allegedly.

Nonwhite

made one

posted in one

Female gooner roomate keeps trying to set me up with another guy, I'm not gay but she wants to live her yaoi fantasies through me so bad it's embarrassing

mooooooom
Americans are pretending to be white agaaaaaaain

kek @ this 1

redditleaf...

Does god stay in heaven because he fears what he created?

dog fighting is kind of interesting i wish it wasn’t evil

Just play le pokemon

Just realized how ugly I am

makes a thread

links us to it

doesnt respond to barely anyone in his thread

least of all his /cum/stituents

you are a bad thread maker
open up those beers you need to punish yourself

do NOT take a selfie unless you want to shatter your perception of yourself

How expensive is it?

Have you tried showering, dressing nice and smiling (closed mouth)?

inside camera maekes me look way worse than outside camera does
i jsut take mirror selfies instead

o algo

i jsut take mirror selfies instead

Topless?

*grabs you by the ears and screams SHUT THE FUCK UP into your face as loud as humanly possible*

Still seeing a lot of finer hairs in the front. I'm disgusted with myself and feel like staying inside or wearing a hat all the time. I sometimes avoid mirrors

I would literally kill you if you did this to me

youtube.com/watch?v=8DQRG8MdbtI
this drives little timmies crazy

*humps you*

no i look bad because of the loose skin + im a little fat
sleeveless, thuogh

Lunch today was mac n cheese, baby carrots, and celery dipped in peanut butter

*bites off your nose and spits a bloody chunk into your eyes before flipping you over and sodomizing you to death*

u wudn't do shit lil bro

There are two kinds of ugly men.
Ones who are funny, and ones who are not
You are the second

there's a snapchat filter that just reverts the mirror effect of the front camera
absolutely bodied my self confidence (barely had any anyway thoever)

*bites off your nose and spits a bloody chunk into your eyes before flipping you over and sodomizing you to death*

singles i get more dollar tree pb
digits i fast

im voting carney

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

successfully walked into a rolex dealership and bought a watch from them

Same

Digits and this anon is violently beaten to death by a pack of angry niggers

You know they just pretend they don't have many watches to sell watches

I remember this meme

日本の恥

Bros I want an MT07 but doing so would be commiting myself to 6500 dollars of debt. I've been good about avoiding that so far

duh. all depends on how much they think you can help them meet their sales targets. remember, it's not about you, EVER. it's always about them.

you just gotta have a more expensive watch than them on to make them think you can help them meet their sales quota. but you also can't be a dick to them.

you shouldnt say that around nwords!

what are canadian twink butts like?

What would the US look like if Russians colonized it instead of Brits lol
Living in Angelgrad

I won’t spam hinge as much as I was the past few days, but I just found quite literally the perfect

would

need her

what chinese camping gear should I get?

Yes i told my therapist i think it's gross

Russia didn't have John Locke's ideas so it would probably be really bad

If you fuck this up bro I will literally never forgive you. LITTERALLY

Bro I don’t know what to send her, I was thinking “be my wife and move to the forest” but that’s a little too forward I think

It would probably be the same quality of life as actual Russia

how are canadian twink butts different from american twink butts?

i wish i had an axe that could shoot magic missiles

whats with the recent uptick of ai slop

if your camping in the woods, fire starter, flint, canteen, and kung fu to fend off grizzly bears

imagine having this hot white, blue eyed beauty as your girl

some dude created a 12 gauge axe for lumberjacks when they split wood. it explodes on impact and sends a 12 gauge shockwave through the surface on impact

I quite literally pray to god sometimes for a disease to wipe out most of humanity

where do you find girls like these in the us?

Dude Carl Jung was COOKING

He was little crazy

It is but that may be the kind of thing that she's looking for desu. Fortune favors the bold. She doesn't seem like the type to respond to kid's gloves NAHMSAYIN'

the gooks aren't gonna be happy about the ghibli AI

Active imagination isn't crazy, but it can sometimes lead to incorrect beliefs

I can't imagine how big Miyazaki's melty is gonna be, I'm surprised no official Ghibli page has made a statement about it yet

their lawyers are probably drafting some stuff up before they make any statements

Check these dubs.

They already patched it out due to copyright worries.

hot blonde and blue eyed girls?
wisconsin, minnesota, montana

Dope Thief and The Studio are da fuckin bomb, I was so disappointed at Severance and The White Lotus but this restored my confidence in the country of Orangemania.

Have you ever almost accidentally burned down your house?

Yeah they even fucked the bit with ANY sort of established character, it used to be alright with Touhou (it's open fucking source) and now it's getting scared to even make something that vaguely bears resemblance to Marisa

getting misty thinking about james gandolfini

Cute

youtu.be/o1RKSealCDc?t=9m40s
women really are made for rape huh

No. My sister did though. And succeeded.

Pippi Longstocking had a large following in Slovenia. Idk why cause it use to be your stock Slavic shithole. Then again, I've read of cowboys forcing rockers and skaters to suck their dicks in out of the way parts of LA in the 80s, so I guess most of the world used to be a shithole before streamers and trannies.

what is blud waffling about

Yes I was lighting a pack of dunkaroos on fire and the plastic fell on the carpet and made a big burn mark

VGH… Slavic women

No but I semifrequently (daily) try to boil eggs and forget about them and they explode when the water is all gone

She doesn't have a horse.

restaurant owned by Germans: food is all Hungarian and Austrian

restaurant owned by Koreans: food is all Japanese

restaurant owned by Central Americans: food is all Mexican

Anyone else noticed this?

all these zoomer chuds have no idea how it used to be before the internet. People on the street at night or in bars would have sooner broken your jaw than to have asked you what celebrity you follow. I repeat, the world used to be a shithole.

Can I hang out with you chums?

Have you ever gone to Amsterdam for the weed

I should have used 'ZA WARUDO' instead, hehehehe, amirite, fellow oldfags?

Yes but only if you are white

Theyre tacitly admitting their own cuisine is shit and no one would pay for it

I went to Amsterdam for new year celebration and ended up fist fighting 3 arabs

I highkey look like this

sure

Tell the story

Why is dude wearing a diaper

A junkie there threatened me, I threw him into a canal in February, not sure if he got out.

I feel bad for Europeans who have no untamed wilderness left

we have an old growth forest left in Slovenia called Kočevski rog down by Croatia. Germans used to live there for 600 years but Hitler evacuated them per a treaty with Italy. It's where ppl get mauled by bears and of late by wolves again.

also, more space in Slovenia is taken by by trees than by people. We are the 3rd most densely wooded country in the EU after Sweden and Finland.

The very rad cinnamoroll water bottle exberg got me tnat ive been using for a year and a half has been getimg really scratched and the graphics starting to fade so i finally stopped putting off going to five below and getting another cool little guy bottle to drink from instead so allah may preserve him
Im in my hawaiian alien era

I was with my childhood friend fucking around like an hour after the countdown. Car speeds towards us after oversteering aggressively from the corner. Driver guy pulls up yells unintelligibly. I tell him to fuck off. 3 guys pop out of the car starts wailing on me.

stich is ugly and stinky unlike cinnamoroll

So you got jumped

Pretty much but I held it pretty well for a while

*is taken up by
I only post here when I'm under the cruiscin lan, me by's. This is the fourth time this week but I'll manage. I'm an old hand. And this version trumps Donovan's, by Crikey!
youtube.com/watch?v=B-_b1sf5HnY

childhood friend has started painting his nails

That's rude they're both perfectly fine little guys

Time to rail your new female friends bussy

its over

New

I did this for a while to stop me from biting them
It worked

are you stinky?