/brit/

FISHE! edish

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rape the disabled

why isn't /brit/ the fastest general on Anon Babble anymore

spammers

Ordering Chinese just for the vegetable spring rolls

how do faster generals avoid spammers

ziedbelg used to spam in nederdraad but he moved to /brit/ probably because there are more posters here so he can annoy more poeple

*looks around trying to find some disabled*
ah shoot

enjoy your dog slathered in MSG x

chinese serves us slop because we will eat slop. its time the chinese served us real chinese food.

almost back to 7pm sunsets lads
order is being restored to this rotten wasteland

Mmmm fermented dog penis served in a jar of ancient vinegar

Rorke moving like a benchod

but there are faster generals on Anon Babble that do not have these issues

Chicken embryos fried in gutter oil, the true taste of China

Today's lil snacky snack was Cheetos 'Twisted' Sweet and Spicy
Was like a big Wotsit with a bit of spice to it. Not bad actually

those asian girl students seem to do nothing but go out to eat. how do they stay slim. it seems a more common thing for them to do than us. maybe they should cook for me and go out to eat with me

Why do you hate Asians so much, heathersubhuman?

there is something called the 77th brigade in the UK directed by the government
they are active in almost all online spaces that brits congregate
their purpose is to spread propaganda and enact psyops and to generally cause confusion and irritation

Clovers in spring

people left here because of the spam

you'll never recover from this rorke

I wish I was funny

funnist post I've read on Anon Babble today

They go out to eat but eat small portions or throw half of it away. They only want the food to take pictures for Instagram and Tiktok anyway

tiktok delete history ;0

HORROR IN EAST LONDON PARK AS BOY STABBED AFTER BEING THROWN TO GROUND BY HOODED THUGS

screaming

great place, great people

a white boy indoctrinated by andrew tate did it no doubt
ban the internet

ugly ugly woman

eating hummus with a spoon.

10 games that defined the nintendo switch

thought its only been out recently why are they saying that like its old.

been out 8 years mate. you been in a coma?

Moderation overkill has resulted in the slow death of /brit/. Literally used to blast through these threads in 30minutes now. Sad.

where is eveyrone

in the other /brit/

thought its only been out recently

bro

witcher 3 came out 4 years ago. whatever time that is is the time im in

sucking off a gyatt

you're thinking of the 3ds

shooting off a few CVs ygm fampai

doing some rancid farting
must be all sorts of muck brewing in my tummy

you don't see all the threads where 50% of the posts are just some freak spamming AI generated images?

DONT FUCKING REMIND ME

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I'm breaking my back just to know your name

they blew the Moon up in 2020 during the corona scamdemic

LOL
it do be like that, dont it deegs? haha

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Moon is a chinese spy camera

I wonder what the smallest action that humans could take is that would doom the human race to extinction.

is it possible that setting off a nuke on the moon could doom our planet? idk

This except the JWST

I've suspected this thing to be a CIA spy satellite for years

looks outwards towards space for 50% of the time

other 50% it's pointed directly at the earth

are you seriously telling me its just doing nothing

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youre a moron

It's a third of the size of Earth so no

letting Jews back in the 109 countries

massive fucking telescope, capable of seeing a tick on an ant's ass, pointed directly at the USA

huh I wonder what it's doing lol. Probably nothing!

That's how stupid you sound

...so 2 zillion years a go a meteor struck earth, broke off, formed a perfect globe and turned into cheese

strange to me that /brit/ never discusses these

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It can't see visible light, Einstein

nigga name is keir

Creating mirror life. Literally just change the chirality of DNA in one bacteria

need an asteroid to land on my bollocks

was this here? it looks like it might've been in here or in other latam country

keir starmer will taste my blade

explain why?

No because I'm not a sad cunt like you who spends every waking moment here

the moon isnt real

dinner

kemi badenoch but in studio ghibli style

Iceland meal deal

knife and fork are the wrong way round

no its not u spaz

no they're not

How will you guys eat when knifes and forks are inevitably banned ?

A mirror bacterium would be totally invisible to our immune system and would have no natural predators. It could feed on some non chiral matter like glycine and it would just multiply endlessly in our bodies or the environment. No antibiotics would function against it we'd have to invent an entirely new mirror medicine

DTFIB is back?

Wahey!

where's the rice lad

makes sense for a pathetic manchild to do that

blue tray wanker

left handed freaks

That is the gayest fork I've ever seen

corr
mum sorted you out?

Hope the resultant diarrhoea propels you like a rocket headfirst into the bathroom wall and you die with your pants down and liquid shit all over you

and wheres the veg?

by hand, taught by the new britisher asians

im left handed and eat the proper way. they're just underclass retards who weren't taught proper etiquette

mentally you are 8 years old

beans mate

imagine a burger

forlorn is such a funny word

potatoes

legumes mate

Posted it again award

No one will, that's why ZOG has to trick people into thinking they are fighting for the fourth Reich or something. Nobody wants to die for "democracy" or "human rights"

rabbit food

hail putin

This guy lives in london btw

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It was real.
All of it.

What's the correct move here?

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*runs the numbers*

the king should shut down parliament

'

I jsut don’t like ye no more /brit/

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biggest travesty in human history that this 80 IQ inbred cult got so big

*non sequitur*

pooey lynx lad died along with lynx africa

mental how european muslims are so much more radical

he don't have the clout

What happened to Andrew Gosden?

1776 will commence again if you attempt to take our Anon Babble

I don't think the married girl at toil loves me back

it only takes one. bad. day.

transitioned and got a job in ALDI

Worst thing is all the other muzzies take the piss out of our ones for being too much

Andrew Gosden still missing in 2025...

Tell him to hang himself

Raped, Beheaded, Murdered, chopped up into a million pieces and scattered off the coast of southern england, parents really should have been monitoring his internet use

Wonder when I’ll finally be able to break free of the /brit/ Jew

Place is like crack, being coming here daily for years out of sheer habit

dtfib melty

doing a pooey wank out of my own butthole and willy

thats illegal

Only let my mother give me a haircut, can't fathom letting some stranger touch your head tbqh

grangle grangle

Those who know know, but i am in the hospital AGAIN. Just want to feel normal again :/ Steve's got the kid's for the night (rather be here!!!)
No messages, too ill to respond xox

nah you get 3 a year like large garbage pick up

the right to bare arse

want all the australians itt to know that i love them dearly

I’ve turned into a right arrogant rude cunt on here in the last few months

Anyone remember Woolworths?

Prefer not to say

Used to love woolys pick and mix. They ruined everything

Whose dog is this

went there the other day

wtf. Mongo! C'meer boy

bought my first ever CD from there

A New Jersey police chief has come under fire after colleagues accused him of defecating on the station floor, attempting to drug co-workers by putting Viagra and Adderall in their coffee, and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis, according to a report.

Five former and current North Bergen officers plan to sue the township over Farley’s behavior, which allegedly also included the police chief shaving his body hair on to people’s food and “scraping fluids from his underwear on to people seated in the chief’s office”.

In his notice to sue, Lt Alex Guzman wrote: “Chief Farley has, on several occasions, pulled his pants down and defecated on the floor in front of his entire office staff.”

Guzman added: “He has also left feces on the bathroom floor, apparently with the intent of having someone unknowingly step on it.”

“Chief Farley chases me around his office,” Derrin wrote. “After cornering me in the filing area with no further room for retreat, he sticks a hypodermic needle through my jeans into the tip of my penis.”

Derin said the needle drew blood from his penis, and said: “From this point on, the chief creates a hostile work environment.”

He wrote, “The chief would shave his body hair on people’s property, their persons, and their food,” adding: “He was also fond of scraping fluids from his underwear on to people seated in the chief’s office.”

Derin’s son, detective Michael A Derin, said he had witnessed Farley putting Viagra and Adderall into a coffee pot. Farley stirred the pills until they dissolved, Derin said, and then waited for someone to drink the coffee.

I'll have him

This is your sign to go that lads holiday to Sudan

Bizarre

actual freakoids in his comments

least mentally ill american

really mad when you hear about these junkies that have used up all the veins in their arms and legs so they have to start injecting into the vein in their cock
reckon they have to be hard to get it in there or what?

We must put down the false Mahdi again like our Churchill

little family video

dont think it needs to be hard. reckon at that stage you'd struggle to get hard anyway. they go in the ballbag too.

thinking
About colonel Saunders from

KFC !!

right off to gym lads

I heard gays go to the gym after dark

yeah well it won't be dark soon cos we're moving the clocks forward an hour wahey!!!!!11

Mum has convinced herself that I have autism now she treats me like a fucking pathetic baby

pangpang's on dragon's den

Starmer won't allow that

Someone red pill me on palau

always see some crazy ass shit when i open twitter

got the jav on

bet shes got a nice fat arse

Stop being a coward and tell her directly. YOU WON'T.

Might go 'aki shop for a bottle of wine

see if you can get her to wank you haha

arse status?

Legit mad max stuff going on over there

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Ordered a flag of the Italian social republic, will display it proudly above my desk

reckon they wnkef emd e ohjifseghIHFSHF IAODGPHIDHGI DSAF]# FEO2P39U4 393 YUH4I3 UХЩФШЫOAХ Х98Г32 H4З3PГT3ATOPИЫ809PIEUF93

Tell her what?

was just saying this

Fuck sake Rorke

must be so shit driving in the desert with no windscreen

Maybe you really do have autism.

Big /brit/ news at 9pm

doing a squeaky bum wank to ai-generated femdom pornography

bro talking russian numerals

I want to own a Land Cruiser at some point in my life

what timezone? I'll set my alarm now

wanking a cock with my arse

asian fitty on dragons den

well rorke why don't you continue watching and see?

Brits bankrupting themselves bankrolling and supplying every insurgent group in europe.
Russia sending human waves and millions of tons of ordinance against the germs
Usa out producing and out financing german in every thing

Hehe! Fishe

eating a clove of garlic

About 40 minutes from now

Need a fanny on my face

so tired of everything
all I do is go to my boring job and then come home and make dinner and talk to my boring gf

I want my foreskin back...
GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN!!!!

show me

turn on bbc

Russia sending human waves and millions of tons of ordinance against the germs

This is not true, the myth that the USSR just sent wave after wave of men against the Germans was created by German generals after the war to explain away their own ineptitude

spain was so chillin during this conflict

Any cool home decor shop recommendations?

whys she boring

need a lad who can spice things up?

PARKLIFE

*approaches you dressed in a waiter outfit carrying a tray in one hand whislt the other hand is behind my back*
Your foreskin, sir.

Ah yh so 24 million russians didn’t die then?

Depends on the weather, it doesn't look like a dust storm so it will be fine

not able to sorry

big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers

lets be honest
led zeppelin were incredible

cos she got nonced as a kid

yeah?

im debating getting on it tomoz night or remaining chill and having a productive saturday

Thank you good sir, you can keep the tip ;)

The allied tactics in WWII involved sending human waves

German tactics involved well tactics instead

oh

what were they doing in the well?

They really were. Page was a genius.

wehres malaponte

ill fucking poo on you mate

Mad how we went into this war to protect Polish independence only to then betray them to the Russians anyway

feeling a poo being loaded onto the loading bay ready for departure

yo cody put the beer bong in my asshole cody like put the tube into my asshole cody no you dont get it bro cody listen the beer will go in my asshole cody you get more drunk that way cody trust me

Right here lad, been here for the past couple of days

:0 post proof

How would you stop a hundred black men outside your House?

With my tight arse.

throw a basketball

just is
nothing interesting going on there

imagine flying a jumbo straight into an active volcano, would be pretty metal

she into any weird sex stuff

my autistic n***** brother left the food out of the fridge again and it was full o flies

Yeah they didnt lose 10x the men and any battle casualty lists are lies x. Those men just went on holiday and stayed there

Rorke POV 2026

an australian with a french name
doesnt sit right

i heard it was impossible to be incel in brazil

yeah

wait are they literally doing trench warfare now? I didn't realise it was that bad

ww1 had better trenches than this

Haha! You think they’d all just play some b-ball?

jobcentretoil tomorrow. my bollocks are ready.

be honest
am i cooked lads

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Would you rather have 1 million tyrones or 1 million rasheeds

pmsl

need looksmaxxing advice

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princemax

Miyazaki is gonna kill himself seeing this

Need my face buried inbetween a fat girl's arse cheeks

Pot of Greed when it got banned from tournament play

Good grief

Any song sounds instantly better in Spanish

Go to the gym
Read Kipling
Learn to cook roasts
Hold eye contact
Pay your debts
Visit your family
Believe in God

Charlie Malponte has had sex and multiple gfs and some of you lot are still virgins in you 30s LOL

LA GORDITA

fentanylmaxxing

Don’t wanna

should have put a bullet in its disgusting fat head

faggot

oh he tweaking

theres a load of fucking skidmarks all over my fucking toilet bowl but can i be arsed cleaning them? can i fuck

nah fr bro he tweakin frrr

cor she's fit

weird how rage baiting on X has become the new meta method of viral marketing

became desensitised to rage baiting a long long time ago

new
boards.Anon Babble.org/int/thread/209303968-

What has that got to do with ghosts and stuff?

Do all these things except the last one

Non-heathertranny edish