/med/ + frens

Cobbee enjoyer edition
Added too much milk to his morning cuppa:

Good morning sirs. Got out of bed at 5:55. Apparently "In numerology, 555 is considered to be an angel number that is said to represent change, good luck, transformation, freedom, and personal growth." Not that I believe in all that bs, but I'm still going to be a bit more positive today.

Good morning /med/.

I had some interesting dreams for the first time in a while. First one was that I got a job in a lighthouse, and the second one was that I flew across the world. First flight was from Malta to - I think - Belgium, then to either Australia or South America, and lastly to a fictitious nation in place of Greenland and I was happy that I was going to see snow for the first time.

This is the kind of shit that strengthens my opinion that certain people - if they even deserve such title - should be thrown off Mdina's bastions.

Split it open with ngubus baton

sir this is /med/ not /brit/

God knows how much they secretly destroyed in the past decades. Demons and bastards.

Just like he did with you before? Sick

Yes, curvy cronem batons everywhere

Seems like one of the alleged scandals was a sham. Good job to the government for seemingly being slightly better than previously thought lol.

And there's some bullshit with the so-called experts that were hired in the inquiry of a separate scandal which isn't doing the case any favours. Though that scandal is very much real.

Your apology needs to be as loud as your disrespect was

Top meme, even if inaccurate.

Thank you lol

May I address the points?

Sure. I didn't come up with them though, I asked Grok xD

I asked Grok

That explains things.

PN propaganda

Fuck PN. They might've been proven right in some separate scandals but fuck them either way.

billboards

They can be funny, but I'm not going to be distracted if they don't have some things on them, if you know what I mean.

pastizzi

I forgot the last time I had one. They're as good for your taste buds as they're bad for your health.

Valletta

I don't think that they have traffic issues there. What they have is a problem with chairs and tables obstructing roads.

heatwave

This refers to the bad power outages in the past two years' summers due to the electrical distribution not keeping up with the demands. At one point the government blamed the sun for heating up the cables instead of themselves for the population crisis.

/med/

Just because they are lefties that doesn't exempt them from criticism.

Mid sesh desu. Yesterday myguy showed me a method I have not yet tried to warm up my rotators so I did those today. Bench was still dogshit, but at least I managed to add one more rep to the ohp even though it's still babby weight. Wonder how much weight I could add in a shorter amount of time if my rotators finally were not hurting. Also managed to add 2,5 kgs to the chest press machine so now I'm at 80 kgs.
Even though said guy told me to aim for high rep and low weight on the rotator exercise, maybe I could just simply make it stronger by doing high weight low rep with it. Idk. Couldn't find a better pic but it's picrel.

Il-Ġermanja.

Hello medoids. I'm off the leash.
There were no girls like that when I worked in Starbucks. There were the 2 cutesr asian girls I ever met though
An auspicious morning then! Enjoy it fren

What do you mean by "off the leash"?

Fuck my life, it seems the uni girl is not coming to the class and I've forced myself to go to class just for the chance to see her. Should've stayed at home resting, this cold is kicking my arse.

This whole thing sounds very one-sided mate, reconsider your expectations

Maybe, but I need something to distract myself from my shitty life.

I would recommend you to do higher reps with this, because if you do let's say 8 reps with 7.5 kg when you go to do 10 kg you might not be able to hit even 4.
If you do 20 with 7.5 kg instead when you go to 10 kg then you likely can do at least 10 which is a good amount.

I do that exercise with a band as a form of warm up but never go heavy on it because it's just a warm up, but getting stronger on it is probably a good idea.

Yeah, I also know that feeling
When I like a girl at least something is happening, if not life becomes so dull that it's nearly unbearable

I need something to distract myself from my shitty life.

Bumble

Another job interview done

I hadn't been hit on for so long. Or so I think, I get the feeling I need to reciprocate the feelings.
That's going to do more harm than good. I have never had any luck in those apps. No woman online wants a fat, balding man.

You get hit on?
Fucking fakecel, don't talk to me

HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING WAY

I did, when I was in highschool but I could never tell whether it was genuine interest or a desire to mess with me. I've pissed all of my chances away, so these girls who seem to show interest in me must be some kind of karma at work, hurting me the same way I hurt those girls a decade ago.

No woman online wants a fat, balding man.

Upload better photos, experiment

If karma was real, Elon Musk would have been homeless

Upload better photos, experiment

That's all good but they'd lose interest once we met irl.

If karma was real, Elon Musk would have been homeless

Money is a magic spell against karma.

I see, thanks.

At the CIA, right? Zesty ass glowing nigga.

but I need something to distract myself from my shitty life.

Relatable fr.

If karma was real, Elon Musk would have been homeless

TRVTHNUKE INCOMING
Karma is real, that's why people like Elon Musk exist. The average person is so shitty, that we deserve people like him. As above so below or however the commentary is written.

Going through the motions makes me so apathetic I feel like I could be more dumb shit than usual.

No class tomorrow so I won't be seeing her again either. I will still have to come first thing in the morning for a different class. I can't wait for Saturday, I'll have pizza with friends on Saturday.

Just got paid, currently have €4500 saved.
Maybe a month or two more and I could go to rent a place knowing I have a decent stack in case I get fired.

Karma is a very simple concept that is twisted into something it isn't.
It's not an esoteric force of morality, it's just a byproduct of living in community.
Do good around you and the people you help will respond in kind.
Do evil and you will reap evil by the people you hurt.
Simple as that. It's not a scientific truth but a sociological trend that is true more often than not.

Well, seemingly not a total sham. The alledged number of fake ID cards is a sham, but maybe not the number of genuine ones with false info.

KARMA KARMA
KARMA
CHAMEEEELEOOOON
*turututu tu tu*

morning everyone
Anon Babble detected your high levels of zestiness

You're better off asking her out next time you see her and be done with it. Whatever happens, you don't waste time.
Cool about the pizza. :)
Nice, why would you get fired though?
I don't have it
Hello Booma!

Nice, why would you get fired though?

I need to be ready for it, I didn't expect to be fired before, so I might get fired again without expecting it.

currently have €4500 saved.

damn this n-word rich

Should be shortly done with the cagie. I think I'm going to push tomorrow's amount over to the next week.
Currently having le big sad, so it's not like I could be productive even if I forced myself to. I'll just man up and wage more next week. Think I'm going to play bg3 and goon.

Good morning sir.

morning SIRs

My sleep was disturbed by some dude playing drums in the thick of night.

Yeah makes sense. Better to be prepared than caught unaware. Still, don't let that particular event make you live in the paranoia.
Hello sar, I wish you good mornings and good health to you sar.

Based nocturnal Greek drummer

Also to write a post for our hombre from yesterday who had some questions about Greek.
γ (γάμμα) is pronounced as the w in way.
If the γ is followed by a κ(κάπα) or another γ then the resulting γκ or γγ can be pronounced as Ngubu the ng part. Meaning you don't say it like the ng part in engine for example.
Turks have a similar sound to γ in the form of ğ although it's softer.
Also Ukrainians pronounce the hard Г as we pronounce γ.
Also did you know that F used to exist in the Greek letters? We call it δίγαμμα(double γ) today but back then they gave it a different name.

I just might do that. Since she's always saying shit like I hope we can catch up next class. Can't really catch up if she doesn't show up. I was thinking about messaging her to tell her there's no class tomorrow but I might come across as a creep and desperate. The professor is going to do that tomorrow anyway.
So the γκ/γγ is still the same as when I was taught Ancient Greek.
I still have my doubts because I swear in that show I heard "πιγείνετε" pronounced with more of a /j/ sound than a Anon Babble sound.

I thought you were different from the Comunidad de Madrid anon

Κάνω λάθος. It's over.

It's me, I'm phoneposting because I didn't want to carry my almost 2kg laptop for just one class.

so it is the same rule for koine in like εὐαγγέλιον

Ngubu

kek, nice example

I didn't want to carry

almost 2kg

Zamn boi. You need to get stronger so that you can post cats from you 'top while being away fr.

Well, in that case

That's all good but they'd lose interest once we met irl.

This makes no goddamn sense, you suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect because you're smart as shit and actually interesting but you're not confident.
I wish I lived in Madrid so we could go on a double date.
(Before Magyaranon replies, I mean a double date with two women, zero zestiness implied)

It's precisely this type of phenomenon that makes me not suffer. In my dream I was visited by someone I consider to be a divine being, in every way. My day immediately got better <3

Let me guess. the politicians responsible are liberals?

the politicians responsible are liberals?

soc-dem

Both parties are guilty, though it is not necessarily their fault if a contractor hurriedly buries/destroys something.

jorking it
and when I say "it" I mean "jorking it"

I see. In Poland, for some reason, such circuses surprisingly often take place when liberal formations are in power

"Soc-dems" and "Christ-dems" though in reality they have no values apart from "money".

Weirdly, here "Godless atheist Kemalists" do a better job of preserving and restoring historical sights than the "pious religious Erdogan government"

And the government recently arrested the head of Istanbul's Heritage/Historical Places Department kek

Pretty much yes.
Of course some purists will tell you that the actual pronunciation of ευαγγέλιο and εγκοπή differs, they will also tell you that ω and ο are also pronounced differently but what can you do.

There's no right-wing here so all environmental NGOs and activists are left-wing, which in a way is funny because if it were for some of them, we'd scoop up every boat in the Med and then I want to know were we'd house them without building more but anyway.

I hate the new left in Europe. How the fuck did an ideology about economic inequality turn into sucking off illegal immigrants and turning children into transsexuals.

Thank G*d our left is racist as shit against illegal immigrants

Also, I forgot to add.
Weird how your left isn't even based enough to build a ton of commie-blocks

It is hilarious that the only ones that seemingly act in favour of natural and historical sites - or at least the ones you hear about from the media since all media is left-wing here - happen to be a bunch of brown-nosing xenophiles and gender weirdos. I want to know what the fuck the right is doing here, apart from in-fighting, larping, and other nonsense.
Well, the government is allowing the place to be turned into a concrete jungle.

all media is left-wing here

All prominent ones I mean.

Godless atheist Kemalists

My kind of people

I'd prefer it if they had big futa cocks and balls

would love the left one to punch me in my face

my friends group is going wild with this AI shit

This piece of shit game got released almost 20 years ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=8F6hELcEZ_4

it still doesn't work for me

sad.

1 guy 1 cup

Grim.

at least that one didn't start an ethnic conflict

It’s all over for Erdog (not my sultan) once this yellow guy goes thundershock on his ass.

It's not so much the weight, but I already carry my own weight, plus my water bottle, umbrella, pencil case, notebooks, a book for reading. My legs and back can handle almost anything but there's no need to bring extra stuff just for one class.

This makes no goddamn sense, you suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect because you're smart as shit and actually interesting but you're not confident.

How would any man be in today's day and age? When I was a teen I had a couple older girls tease me telling me I was cute and to have my number but I knew they were just bullying me. Women date scumbags, will never ask you out, will friendzone you, don't tell you whether it's okay to touch them or not (but get mad either if you do or you don't), they will lead you on for fun.

How can anyone be confident that a girl likes them when all they do is lie and take advantage of others?

Why do I still get not pussy? Could be that I have lost all interest in getting to know women, I cannot even pretend. I only care about myself, I cannot hold conversations with them (or most men) because they bore me to death. Still, I'd say I talk to more women than men at uni, but also there's more women than men there. There's also the fact that whenever I've tried talking to one AS A FRIEND, they think I like them. I've caught a few talking about this or hinting at it. Someone needs to take them down a peg, but men still prefer to lust after every woman.

Good morning argentinette.

And of course I forgot to include the picture.

Based kek, the leader of that party (CHP) criticized Starmer yesterday though.
Because despite Labour and CHP being sister parties, he didn't voice support for the protests. I am not saying he has to, but it's an interesting anecdote I think.

Insane photo lol

I guess, the best way to advance would be to forget about the past. I always admired people who can do that, but my anxious and nerdy ass can't do that

LOL good one

youtu.be/uODwWg-J2aA?si=dnCFR6INzLmguZZp

I remember seeing this guy for the first time and believing it was actually a joke

Well, she has a point.
It's one thing to forget about the past and another thing to think the future will hold something different.

You can't also expect something different from the future if you do nothing to make it different.

It's all up to you.

I hope Erdogan gets brain cancer fr fr

For things to change for me I must become just like everyone else and accept there's no way to change the world. If any of this makes sense to anyone else other than me.

You can still be yourself and still do things to have a different outcome.

Just remember, nothing changes if nothing changes.

I'm too jaded. I was never meant for this world.
youtube.com/watch?v=utavDKU4e3w

new lore drop

hey catnigga and other angloids
how come they keep trying the "strong female Tory leader just like muh Thatcher" thing?
it's like the third time they did it and the third time it's been a total flop, why don't they just put Boris back in charge at this point?

sup med how you doing? just woke up

tjukanovt.github.io/notable-people

who's the most famous person from your town?

You are from the south aren't you?

took a big fat nap after eating half a chicken
I wonder what will I do now

big fat fap after a big fat nap probably

Haven't you got to work or to study?

chat, is this real?

I'm not doxxing myself. However I found it funny and telling that the towns south of Madrid only produce footy players.

Mario Ballotelli?

I'm not sure why he shows up there.

zoomed in on Rome expecting a flood of Romans
got a flood of Popes and Antipopes instead...

i do not give into such hedonistic pleasures and i suggest you do the same fren
sure, here's me working the other day

Hello frens, just came back from the cage, today I said goodbye to my coworkers in the farm that I was working at R&D before getting my current position. And the end of the day they came to the health lab to hug me and to wish me good luck.
I also had a 20 minutes talk with my old boss in which he berated HR for letting me go, but he told that he understood why I was leaving.
But I didn't manage to see the farm cats to pet them for a last time.
Feeling kind of down desu
I don't want to doxx myself but the most famous person of my town is a medieval trobadeur that was an absolute madman, and a known whoremonger, and proud of it, in one of his poems he brags about being able to pay for all his fucking and drinking (literally "Pagome eu do meu foder e do meu beber" and "son mui gran putanneiro" for the tugas and brazilian posters).
He managed to get himself killed in a brothel in one of the muslim kingdoms in what is now Castille.

Finally Galicianon
Let's hope for better days

hallo med

A politician.

Only one day left, I've been thinking on doing some trip while they don't call me for the uni job, It's been a year and half since the last time I climbed a mountain. Well It's been a year and a half since the last time I had time to do anything other than working

Good day med am back

Pagome eu do meu foder e do meu beber

a wise, respectable individual

sup bro

Momo is back
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Tell a friend
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Yes it's true. Did a blood test, cholesterol went sligthly up, it's over

cholesterol went sligthly up

Nothing is over yet, everything can be improved. Recommended medicine: discipline

What about blood pressure? Mine was 101/68 (pulse 71) a few minutes ago

would you drink a pint with la princesa?

Everything else is good

I'm too young to know what that is, hope you recover

Starting to look like his grandpa, the British diet isn't healthy for her.

Waiting for the bikini pics
She looks normal

Based kek, the leader of that party (CHP) criticized Starmer yesterday though.

Because despite Labour and CHP being sister parties, he didn't voice support for the protests. I am not saying he has to, but it's an interesting anecdote I think.

Yeah I think I briefly saw an interview on the TV with a Turkish guy who was criticising our Labour party for not speaking about the protests.

Clussy

UK needs Turkey on side because of the whole Russia kerfuffle
you can call it hypocrisy or whatever, as long as Turkey is a counterweight to Russian expansion in the Black Sea the Brits will keep looking the other way whenever human rights get trampled

Private tabs on my phone disappeared yet again, I lost valuable JAV cooming material there
Thanks, I hate aging

Good day sir
youtube.com/watch?v=LDSJ3EPYmmo

I hate aging

You're still a babby, momo.

Le sexe.

Thanks, I hate aging

You need this t-shirt

imagine if you squeezed her tits and a honking sound came out...

I am a baby physically and mentally. I broke the shredder at work and tried to fix it, every people who saw me were concerned if I had turned off the shredder before putting my fingers in it even though I did.
Levelling up as a Magikarp that is

SEXO with all 4 at the same time

Sexo with tomboyish redhead pirate witch

thoughts ?

So many cats outisde right now, it's unreal

i had a dream today that a goth woman (pale, dark hair, stuff like that) was sucking my dick

Why do I never get these dreams it's so unfair

Watch the vid I linked or I'll slap you (in minecraft).

every people who saw me were concerned if I had turned off the shredder before putting my fingers in

Babby

it barely happens to me too, im surprised she even sucked me in the dream, half the time i wake up when the good stuff is about to happen

did you wake up with cum in your pants?

no but i woke up rock hard and really feeling like jerking it

sex never happens in my dreams, im surprised the blowjob even happened without me waking up

Yeah same, I like all of those you listed a lot