Stephanie Says edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
Never been in a black person's house so I have no way of knowing if their smoke detectors are chirping
rorke!
190!
spaki!
wheyyyy, quality post from me
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
So this is Dave...
-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.
-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.
-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"
-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.
-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly
Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.
Sad to see this once great general in such a state.
does anybody have that image of deano in his grim monochrome new build with the picture of cillian murphy on the wall?
I want to send it to my mate because it's basically him
Where does power come from if not violence baby xx
Violence is the only law
blud on dat damage control shift
16 hours blud still fuuuumin' loooool
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
Christmas Carol actor Julien Arnold dies mid-performance after suffering medical emergency
much like the british empire, it didn't go out with a bang, more like a sad, wet fart from a dying old man
read an article once where, during COVID when all the kids were in remote school, the fire dept in Washington DC came to the houses of each of the kids whose teachers could hear their smoke alarms chirping and offered to replace the batteries for free. pretty good idea tbqh
Christmas Carol actor
must be the population of a small country by now
I'm a maintenance plumber, the stereotype is true
got a rock hard boner still from waking up 10 minutes ago
the scottish wildcats
get them petted
Mental how we're not even 30 posts in and have already covered these
Right, son, you're nicked - you're going to HMP Shagsworth for a long, hard time
only 5 and a half weeks until annual leave haha
Saville Rowe obviously
so tempting to spunk it Jan/feb but gotta save it for holiday with the gf
Need my mum to hug me and tell me it's going to be all ok
why didn't anyone ever do anything about Jimmy Savile
nobody had the balls
Jimmy Savile Row
What vpn is the best for torrenting?
scottish wildcat lured directly into the ol' jappers
filling up my bedroom with arse gas
Whenever you see Deano he's always looksmaxxed
Perfect teeth, eyebrows, beard, in top shape, tanned, fresh skin fade
I used to be really well groomed as well, and that's when I used to be a top shagger. I've completely let myself go after lockdowns and now I don't get much action at all. Put the work in and you shag simple as really.
times were different they didn't think he was doing anything wrong back then before women got rights
Australia passes social media ban for children under 16
unsure how to feel about this
probably a net good but unsure how they enforce it effectively
Any paid vpn is fine
He was never convicted of any crimes. It's unjust to malign a dead man without any due process.
adam melty
Need a blanket smartphone ban for under-18s t.b.h. Shit's way more harmful than ciggies.
Madri - ITV2 - FIFA
Don't need anything else x
just got a brucie bonus
mandatory ID to access the internet
police knock on your door for criticising the government because your activity is linked to your ID
gg Aussies, you're a totalitarian police state now :)
throwing rare animals into a meat grinder
Can you lads stop with the long posts please its fucking up my microsoft dictation software
why do you need a vpn to torrent
despite what rorke says the past was a deeply sick time just like now, it was just under covers back then
Madri is an MI5 psyop designed to prove Brits really will believe anything
For those of you who don't know Madri is a brand of beer that's gone everywhere over the last year. It's marketed as a sophisticated Spanish lager, the sort of premium option you get if you pay the supplement on the all-inclusive in Mallorca or Gran Canaria. But this isn't true.
It's brewed in the very not-Spanish Burton-on-Trent by the same brewery giant that also makes Carling, which is sort of a crack addict version of Stella. All they did was crank up the ABV by 0.5%, put a Peaky Blinders-style dickhead with a cloth cap on the logo and bosh, new lager!
Case closed, surely? The big brewery just made a new product?
Not so.
As we all know, the British are amongst the most psyopped nations in the world. You can make these people believe anything in spite of the evidence before their very eyes.
Getting Deano and Smithy (Assistant Executives to the Regional Manager at Sports Direct) from Wellingborough to believe that, yes, this actually is a sophisticated imported lager akin to what they drink on holiday and drinking it will make them look like Tommeh Shelby is not only a test of MI5's psyop abilities, it is incredibly funny for those involved.
They aren't trying to do anything with Madri other than flex on the society they're tasked with manipulating, for their own amusement and to prove the British really will put up with anything.
People in their 20s who aren’t looksmaxxing are wasting their youth
What language am I speaking here?
voca.ro
might watch pocahontas
deano bribes women into his life with free meals free housing a leased audi for her and trips to bali while the cronem get her for free while he's out doing roofing jobs all day x
Society should be ruled by 14 year old warrior-poets, millennials should be made to work in labour camps.
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
just made a batch of high protein lunches. pretty quick and simple too.
Turkey sucks. Honey baked ham is the best protein for a Thanksgiving meal.
just witnessed ban evasion
going for a shit, wont be long
you're a brown incel who fantasises about white women all day but they will never ever have sex with you x
new to these threads. who the fuck is rorke?
never been able to torrent with a vpn myself
never had to though
the only time i got in trouble for it was when i accidentally uploaded a full movie by passing out before it downloaded and letting it seed
my isp cut off my internet and i had to go into to town and sign a letter saying i wouldn't do it again
you isp might be a bit tighter though, so maybe best not to tempt them
LOL
bodied that sexless freak
madri is just the carling recipe before they sneakily reduced the abv. mental that people think they're drinking continental lager when it's the same shite they turned their nose up at 5 years ago
my isp cut off my internet and i had to go into to town and sign a letter saying i wouldn't do it again
eating an apple
lmao fucking launched that creepy little weirdo
Because yanks take piracy seriously, they'll shut off your internet
Just consumed the raw liver. Hopefully I don't get food poisoning again
spaino coming back for more and getting flung the fuck about
haha
what an idiot
mental
lil timmy paying for her leased audi she uses to drive up to the cronem's traphouse while he's out laying tiles LOL
yeah it's literally brewed in burton on trent. god that place is a shithole. nice when it smells of marmite tho
Every time I torrent they shut it off
Our American brothers and sisters will be with their familiest tonight eating a week's worth of Sunday dinner in one sitting. Sounds lush i cant lie
Me and the missus x
He's too fat to be flung about
Brewing foreign brands under license in the UK should be banned. The Germans wouldn't stand for it and neither should we.
stunning and brave: rorke holding space in queer media to empower disabled trans women of colour
We do? Maybe if you’re a retard who constantly pirates large files sure. But I’ve never been caught while pirating without a vpn
lil timmy paying for her leased audi she uses to drive up to the cronem's traphouse while he's out laying tiles LOL
"Ephebocracy" might be the the most brilliant form of statecraft
it gets better
i'd got a new account under an assumed name because i owed them money
when i went to sign their letter, i started signing my real name
then i crossed out that signature and did the assumed one before i realised that nobody crosses out their fucking signature unless they're messing about
didn't get pulled up for it, and now i'm back using my real identity with my isp
i was bricking it for a while there though
Is this a thing? I've been torrenting consistently for night on twenty years without a vpn and never heard so much as a peep
Spainnonce melty
People thought he was a dirty old man but the worst allegations weren't known about. I was listening to Radio 2 the other week when Children in Need were campaigning and had Paddy McGuiness doing a charity bike ride. I kept thinking how do we know he isnt doing the dirty. He seems the type. But all we know is that he is a beloved entertainer and raised 10 million quid for charity. It was the same with Jimmy Savile.
I want to pirate games, sony won't put their titles on sale the greedy japs
Having a VPN these days is just good Internet hygiene. Using your bare IP is like shagging a prossie without a condom.
mmhmm lil timmy raging because he knows he has to bribe katy with cars and trips to bali to earn pumpum x
'
Don't get it
savages, savages, barely even human
phil leotardo ova hea
Belgian flag Timmy getting triggered by photos of white couples, gone into meltdown mode
mhmmm you spending all day on Anon Babble xx
imagine paying good money to shag a whore and she doesn't even let you do it bareback
mmhmm lil timmy raging because he knows he has to bribe katy with cars and trips to bali to earn pumpum x
The best gimmicks are posted once or twice per day.
meanwhile the yardie goons are hurling their s curved batons down her back at no cost x
praise Jah x
found an instragram page where they drive around chucking slices of cheese at women
Oh well in that case yeah you’ll be flagged
I would simply use limewire/frostwire and winmx. No problems on my end
haha he's getting decimated today
The wifes still not talking to me and I have to sit with her at thanksgiving with her family
That's you done hardcore. You'll be hiding your face in your turkey stuffing sandwiches I imagine
The wifes still not talking to me
Now that's something to give thanks for!
just won a cool million on premium bonds
fucking hell, brutal
i'd clear the air or make other arrangements if i was you
that sounds like a recipe for disaster
already done the latter
white girls don't want you mate
you can rage and seethe and write your lil cope fantasies whilst stroking your tiny brown cock but you'll never have sex
x
FREE DANIEL PENNY
I work with a girl who looks like female chud. She's cute in an unconventional way
thoroughly enjoyed this post
female chewing gum?
That's choogy
Yeah im making her cinnamon rolls and coffee right now, while she sits in the sitting room angrily doing jigsaws...
meanwhile the yardie goons are hurling their s curved batons down her back at no cost x
praise Jah x
It’s all so tiresome
spainlard on a mad melty today
Utterly abysmal thread.
A BIG thank you to BRAVE browser! WOW, what an experience!
only had sex once this year me kek howling, better than nowt though
rorke maximising his ISA contribution
leftypol using a regular dealing account so he pays his fair share of taxes and only buying ESG funds (-2% annualised return)
bbc.co.uk
starmer going full fash
Epic 24 hour gigamelty (ongoing)
the gf
2024 /brit/ will be known for being the meltiest year of all melties.
What will 2025 /brit/ be known for I wonder?
They're making out that Greg Wallace is some kind of sexual predator just because he tells lewd jokes.
So it's OK for a tranny to play the piano with his cock on a pre-watershed TV show and everybody gushes, but a straight man tells some jokes and he's the worst person in the world.
only arr kemi will stand up and conserve the tradition of annually breaking the previous immigration record. sir keith could never!
LOL
Wonder what happened to caralad
just saw rorke wearing a polo in the gym again
2024 /brit/: trannies, gay porn, melties, more schizos, shit posts, diego gay clubber arc
That's it. That's the /brit/ post.
y-yeah w-well I saw you wearing a gym at the polo s-so there... ha...
got slowpuke on
Belgian flag confronted with his deepest fear, the fact that a white women and white man is very much the most normal and obtainable relationship in current year
*nuts you*
fuck sake got to do a 12 hour shift in the office tomorrow.
I feel like Jared Leto gets shit on a lot as he's an easy target, people saying he can't act.
He just picks roles that aren't suited for him a lot of the time, somebody needs to sit the cunt down and tell him he's not Christian Bale or Gary Oldman, he can't just do any role he goes for.
Lil nigga has an academy award, he needs to calm his tits with the slop
Excel mines?
lil timmy tearing up, he finally got some regular pumpum he can rely on
while the cronem bashed her hymen to bits before she met him xx
mmhmm nun he cud do
please god fucking save me
why would you redditspace this in the general dedicated to British culture?
cor
The Office for National Statistics (ONS) says that since 2021, long-term international migration to the UK has been at “unprecedented levels”.
That year a new points-based system was introduced for work visas. In the years following, humanitarian schemes were launched for people from Ukraine and Hong Kong, and asylum numbers steadily rose.
seems a bit disingenuous this
advertising or begging
He's the one who sent you here
yeah pretty much
tbf it was the tories who struck a deal with the Vietnamese and Albanian governments so they would take back their illegals.
Obviously Starmer will try and take credit to make himself look like a hardman but it’s nothing major.
Anyway its the legal immigration which needs to he overhauled since once they’re here, they can start working towards the path to citizenship or indefinite leave to remain
redditspace is an old meme, get a newer meme or don't ever reply to my posts again
ta x
former cronem clapmeat, timmy's prize
classic x
got the tea in the massive sports direct mug
a wog crawling into the country is a wog crawling into the country
Wondering where all the rain was going
Sir 2,865,612
-- incel walk stats --
6 miles walked
£30 spent
0 girls spoken to
remember chloechattty
how do you drop 30 squid on a walk?
oh my days what's blud reading?
opened his wallet and his money flew out
yes
should I
holes in my pockets
it was an incel walk + incel shop hybrid manoeuvre
mad how people actually live in canada kek screaming
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Don't know why people argue about gta iv vs gta v. They're both boring shite to me.
you finally popping your cherry lad
incel shop
adding a new inceltome to the incellibrary was it
I'm sure it has nothing to do with this
im not brown you silly timmy LOL
would've been nice at one point
<
a random extra £1000 is in my pay for this month get in
phwoar, peng af
those aren't inceltomes, lots of arthoes read those books
shaggers know
im not brown
What is he then??
That episode already happened in 2018 iirc.
Threads an absolute battlefield of filtered posts.
Feel like I'm at the Somme or Ypres
drawing the curtains and sticking the light on
timmies foaming at the mouth LOL
Thought monsters thrived in darkness
terrifying stuff
Prison officers deal drugs and ask inmates for sex, BBC sucked and fucked.
tor browser wank soon
Tories still dropping
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
load of utter sc*mbags in this thread
what's this body shape called?
post a screencap
he's a brownoid who is eternally seething because he can't have sex with the white girls that brown boys are obsessed with
they're for deano only x
toryniggas really be like "making Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch our leader will surely make us more popular"
Alright lads
Back from my 3 day ban for disrespecting other cultures
Anything happen while I was away?
tounge
centaur mode
tounge
no fuck all going on here lad
tungue
Is it normal for there to be ZERO jobs to apply to at this point in the year
girls won't stop trying to shag me
gaining clues at LIGHT SPEED recently lads
tome on through to the tounge, take a teat
God I feel sorry for you mate, that sounds so awful
aren't there usually loads of christmas temp jobs
Well that's good, how have you been?
get a job grinching lad
Sort of evens the odds when you're holding them at knife point lad
it's been slim pickings all year around my way
corrr
Ah i just died in your arms tonight
wow
does it pay well? how many slims do you pick a day?
rorke rubbing one out before starting his shift as a shopping centre father christmas (can't be getting caught out like that again)
Lightspeed is one word mate
Starmer vows 'graft not gimmicks' to drive down net shitposting in /brit/
Job market is absolutely dire. Nobody has any money so there's fuck all demand.
That your garden?
Can't do it anymore lads, these threads are beyond shite now. I used to crack a smile at some of the absurd shite you lot would come out with but I haven't done that in weeks. Reading these absolutely horrendous posts feels like I've been sentenced to a crime in court but instead of going to prison the judge has condemned me to rot my brain here.
I've had enough.
steam sale de lads
looking into this
just isn't though
see you tomorrow lad
me when someone asks what I've been doing all day in my telescope room
You're dead and this is hell.
name one thing that cracked a smile on that face of yours before these past few weeks then.
Haha right you are x
cracked a smile at this
Interesting
smirked
just won £500 on the footy
a good day for me and a bad day for the monkeys who live in indonesian monkey torture video studios ah
Get a filter or shut the fuck up crybaby dickhead holy shit
made at least 4 (four) of my countrymen laugh today with my "me when" posting
can you say the same?
Yes. Autumn is when there is a flood of jobs in preparation for Christmas. In winter the job market is at a low but it will pick up a bit in the new year. Spring is the best time to get a job because of the end/start of the financial year.
Too late. It's already December. Cant get someone trained up in time now silly season is upon us.
Good man, are starm
haha alright spaki calm down lad xx
just ignore the incel freaks and inform the janitorial staff of their posts
the threads would be better if the shaggers would make good posts so that we can actually drown out the dogshit incel posts
kier starmer said he will NUKE glasgow if they keep voting snp
is mikey still stuck in the backrooms?
Going to buy a christmas tree tomorrow can't wait
nobody's falling for your false flag posts mate grow up you boring incel
aye not so bad
I am a shagger who exclusively makes good posts but the janitorial staff bans me for them.
his polls instantly rise 20 points
new limmy vod on the benny harvey channel in 3... 2... 1...
right, bye you lot
see you in about 4 hours
They let you in the store again have they?
Spaki poisoning the well
Nice try Adam
and 2 (two) on my slim pickings joke
I am keeping this roof over your FUCKING heads
Bodied that spastic freak lmao
skyrim
get in
Genuinely have no clue what to do with myself lads
What are you on about
literally no difference between /brit/ and /britfeel/ now, if anything this one is worse, you lot make those freaks look fairly normal
:/
bragging about less than a handful of replies mere seconds after making your moderately amusing post
Not a good look
You'll never be a canon /brit/ persona mate
You can spend the next few hours replying to every post false flagging them as being you but you're still the autistic bully victim shrieking loudly for attention from the normie lads
wouldn't know never been there as I'm not a VF
it's called context, JF
Yeah mate next time you samefag dont do it within the span of 30 seconds alright spaki? surprised you dont already know that.
phwoar love a bit of carol
starmer investing in robo gfs for all incels
eviscerated that freak
side of my thumb has gotten infected so I get to squeeze the pus out tomorrow
get in
Bet he makes her sing come Christmas
the weekly bath as it t'were
you ain't a train lad, no need to announce your departure
me when I answer the door on Christmas Eve
a lot has gone wrong in spaki's life. severe autism, abusive stepdad, bullied in school, never had sex, mental illness, unemployed. it's been a disaster.
Yeah as if filters work when freakshows like you evade your ban and switch VPN connections
I'd love to push my thumbs deep into your eye sockets you boring cunt
dare you to drink the bath water
I understand the context but you're still coming off as a blowhard dickhead
would shag them silly
severe autism, abusive stepdad, bullied in school, never had sex, mental illness, unemployed
Whenever I write shagger posts it just gets snarky responses or ignored. Make a post about being an autist and it gets all the freaks going. You lot only have yourselves to blame for the poor quality of these threads.
Need to rewrite this in the full 'YWNBAW' style
It status? Do NOT tell me "getting made"
TELL ME "made, mate"
only after the little sister has been in de lad
ordered pizza haven't i? yeah I have.
Bet the fishes in your area all have three eyes
I dont have a vpn and I dont evade bans anymore because its not worth the hassle
I do agree that he has become increasingly persistent at avoiding filters
me when I'm Stephen King's editor
remember being mind blown when I spammed the triggers and got out the chair in the black ops 1 menu screen
cream cake on thursday cream cake on thursday
spaki crying cos hes being cyberbullied again LOL
just stop coming here then
Dominoes with pepperoni?
haha yep