/brit/

mad how you think anybody who hates you spamming your inane AI drivel in /brit/ for 16 hours a day is spaki
he lives in your head rent free
every single poster ITT right now hates your fucking guts and wants you to kill yourself

literally all me

Mad how the pro-migrant lot will actually blame the anti-migrant folks for that.

might move to China

good idea (if you're a reptile)

got the Charles Veitch on

It was worse when Spaino was around and 190 was the most infuriating poster ever, Alan was also a runt cage shaker

bore off spaki you tedious incel freak nobody thinks you're funny aside from laughing at you not with you lmao

gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.

What do it mean?

copper pipe is cheaper than radiators

every single poster ITT right now hates your fucking guts and wants you to kill yourself

WRONG
I hate you more than I hate that poster. Don't speak on behalf of the group unless you're elected to represent us.

think it's good that /brit/ is dying I've been coming here less due to how shit it's got

much ado about nothing

Did you reply to the wrong post there mate?

So where are you going to go?

As bad as, if not worse than britfeel now.

well that's just not true

This place is an insane asylum

r/badunitedkingdom

bad if you're a stick

I've been reading more and going to social clubs

Farm murder horror as girl, 17, is fed to pigs while still ALIVE 'after being beaten and raped by worker who held a grudge against her father'

idk ask the incel freak who posted it

dear /brit/,

i'm SO over you

regards,
rorke

You can dry more clothes on that as well. And it looks pretty cool. Bit steampunky. I'll stick with my radiators though. That looks like it'd get too hot.

you're the incel freak who spams it in every thread so go on then

Mad that

social clubs

alright at risk mixed race teenager from bristol

wonder what's for dinner today

are they stick insects with legs cut off?

We live in a world where men are better at acting like women than men are

rorke signing petitions genuinely thinking he's making a difference

screaming

USA is a fucking weird place

uh oh it's time for extremely low quality, paedophilic, avatar/signature use, ai slop spamming/flooding

Both look exactly as I'd expect

nothing against polyamory in principle but the people who do it are always vile leftists freaks like this, just look at the state of that woman ffs

i cant, only the incel freak who wrote those words can answer for making the most cringe collection of words of 2024.(You)

Spaedo melty

no matter how many times I witness this nothing ever seems to be done about it

We live in a world where men are better at acting like women than men are

How do I, as a man, get away with a polyamorous relationship
You only ever see them where it's one lass and several blokes
I want a relationship where I get multiple gfs

Millennials are really odd.
PS: I mistype the captcha four times.
Edit: Five

his posts all got nuked yesterday evening but sadly doesn't happen often enough
funny how barely two minutes after his posts all went sacked tranny started posting
really makes you think

Mad how Spaino hasn't posted here in months. He's done you.

Unless my eyes deceive me he's having a melty in this very thread

might have a wnak

I say this 100% unironically and this can be used as evidence in court. Americans are subhuman deranged mentally ill niggercattle and deserve to be wiped from this earth with chinese space lasers and intercontinental ballistic missiles

be rich

rorke hates the tories even more than leftypol does you thick cunt get a clue

Join the FLDS church

done him

get some rorke on your fork

the legionella machine

Brexit wrecked it. Britain never recovered. the only right wing populist movement on the planet to result in more brown immigrants. Bravo

love is the sacred bond between two people. This spits in the face of that. Disgusting!

was thatcher and blair actually

Seething poleacks

Listening to Ballad Of Big Nothing by Elliott Smith

name a single country in the EU that hasn't gotten more brown since brexit

That's what they get for letting a charlatan like Boris take over
I warned people about this at the time and got fucked off

It turned out that the bbc posting, black loving Belgian was a Peshawaran Paki. Which makes him smellier than a three day korma. Right now, that's the last thing on Jannie's mind. If Spaino doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Janny knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the Jannie's go through the trouble of explaining why a man posted a trannies cock on their board when they can ban him and just move on with it? It's not like they got wage slips, is it? Janny - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.

you've outpaced them all

Mental how badly I mindraped him.

howling at this

brexit

right wing

mental how stupid some people are

Ask this again later when the bi poster who agreed an open relationship with his gf so he can shag blokes while she only fucks him

Mental how badly you mindraped him

booked in a 16:00 melty

mindbroken: the image

is this the latest cope

I'm feeling ZESTY

Pwhoarrrrrrrrr 900,000 new doctors, architects and engineers let into the country last year. Let the good times roll

you're less white than us retard, the north of your country is basically uninhabitable because Abos are like niggers on steroids, amazing how arrogant "Australians" are

this is the worst spainnonce melty i've seen in years

nintendo ds stylus down the oul 'rethra

A government can very simply and easily not be a part of the EU and not import a billion foreigners either. It's not something you have to do.
The Tories insisting on mass invasion isn't a failure on Brexit, it's a failure on the Tories

sixteen hours? oh my

oh look it's another open world survival crafting game how original

I have a 0 followers locked account on Twitter that I use just to read stuff and I just realised one of the big-ish rorke accounts I follow has blocked me. what in the fuck
what does he know

that is a cis woman btw

toil christmas drinks tomorrow.cba but it will be my first night out this year so feel like I have to go

based, fuck pozztralia

posted 20 times in 16 hours

including at 4am, 5am, 8am, 10am and 11am

spainnonce is literally flicking vpns on several of his devices now, bbc spam, timmy spam, mindrape spam. it's crazy, it's crazy how crazy his mind is

it's commiemong
every time a movement succeeds he claims it was actually real communism afterwards
trump will be communist in a week or two

Im typing "how to kidnap people" and "kidnapping vans" into google because i want to find how to kidnap NPCs in GTA 5

No, it's spainnonce and possibly a coordinated spainnonce /brit/cord raid

see we're getting a good anti-wogstralia pogrom going, get to it then lads

the only right wing populist movement on the planet to result in more brown immigrants

Ronald Reagan's election resulted in more brown immigrants
The victory of Franco in the Spanish Civil War resulted in more brown immigrants too

feelin... ZELENSKY

at least our migrants are relatively functional asians

ching chong ping pong to you too

can't find my passport

He literally does this from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep.

And he gets like 6 hours sleep most days so thats 16-18 hours here just wasting his life away

writing an entire redditspaced cope blog because you were caught samefagging and probably got sent flying in that thread

spaki still hasn't learnt how to properly damage control his Ls lmao

sure buddy

Ozwogs be like "Crikey cobba! leest are bleedin meegrants only sheet in our streeys ay"

he's such a fucking loser lmao

sorry if you think brexit was right wing you are just an ignoramus who doesn't understand what political terminology means

Have you checked the airport?

youtube.com/watch?v=2xCTRsoINFs

Well said.

got a literal billion pound computer program idea but I'm too thick to make it

Now you want to talk about politics in a /brit/ thread? Sure ... derail it some more why don't you spainophile

never see anyone in peacocks

You know normally when you do right wing populism the idea is that the line may go down but at least you'll be whiter. The brilliance of Brexit was somehow managing to get the worst of both worlds, economy in the shitter AND browner. A masterful chess move by rorke

i'm waiting for Light No Fire
everything else looks wank

was in the thread for the original post and was trying to remember what caused the argument

it was assisted dying / veganism
desuarchive.org/int/thread/204991144/#204992485

Not a fan of commiemong but there is a legit fringe leftist position of being anti-EU. They call it the 'banker's club'. In the 70s referendum to join the EEC they were called a 'coalition of weirdos' because they were together with the far right.

A normal day in the life of chester wheelchair nonce

The Helen of Troy of posts. The post that launched a thousand melties.

lol @ how he changed his posting style from capitals and punctuation to that
any normal person wouldn't know who spaki is
try harder bud

democracy is an inherently left wing concept
rule by an unelected elite class is right wing
it's the people who opposed the democratic mandate of the referendum that were embodying right wing principles

Is he actually in a wheelchair?

one life

not a wealthy Russian oligarch

what even is the point.

And after being anti-EU his entire life Jeremy Corbyn was naturally all for leav- Oh wait like a cuck he suddenly changed when the moment actually came

democracy is an inherently left wing concept

think spaki accuser is the biggest troll that currently resides on /brit/, rattles the runt cage like mad

yeah it literally is you absolute mongoloid

All my meetings fell through today
What's up with that?

Someone should've smacked me up when I was a cunty little teenager
Maybe I would've gained a clue far sooner and stopped being a horrible runt

yeah it literally is you absolute mongoloid

yes the world famous leftist utopias of ancient rome and greece ahahaaha

they had them without you. they hate you bro

It's all true. I honestly don't think most of it is that unusual just typical teenage antics. I knew some lads my age who were far more criminal, proper deviants and violent cunts. I was never violent, I did have a few scraps but mostly just with mates falling out or fucking about. One of my close friends did stab me with a barbecue fork once but shit happens. And I did have some scary encounters with drug dealers. The local chavs I knew were far worse than me. I used to go to parties and encourage everyone to get drunk while id steal stuff, break things, make a mess. Those mad bastards used to go out just looking for fights and would take knives and brass knuckles. One of them had a sawn off shotgun and I bought it off him for 200 quid. I had no use for it and just took it to some remote beach to shoot it at traffic cones but I was genuinely concerned he might use it. And I was never deviant with women. In hindsight I wish I had been sexually aggressive. As for the police I did have a lot of run ins with them mostly for weed and driving stuff but nothing much really came from it. I was underage and they knew I wasn't a bad kid, just in a bad way and honestly in hindsight I think they felt pity for me. My family circumstances were fucked up and known to the police. I don't want to elaborate on those circumstances here. My dad was a good dad when I was young but when circumstances changed and my parents split he moved away and that was in my teens. We were mostly estranged from about 15 till well into my 20s. I dont blame him and we get on ok these days but he wasn't an influence on me in those years. The one time I got properly arrested they rang my mum and she went mental at me but the police only gave me a caution and she was preoccupied during those years.
Now I have a regular life. I have a job and a car with insurance. Not much into drink and drugs, not smoked weed in years. Posting here is probably the worst thing I do these days.

right wing intellectualism at work

NAHHHH

Yeah he cucked out to the establishment. But realistically if he'd gone all in on Leave it would have atomised the Labour party. You can't realistically be a Brexiteer when 90% of your MPs and party officials are Remainers.

Nah lol, just people being on annual leave
Toxic mf

remember when i first got into trip hop in like 2009 reading about massive attack and tricky and that martina topley-bird bird he did maxinquaye with and how he and her had a kid int he 90s and thinking damn she's probs gonna end up making music too i hope she does
but it turns out that she hung herself in 2019 after having a psychotic break

did ancient greece or rome have universal suffrage did they? thick cunt

very good post this

walked past a house where someone was playing drums, i had no idea they were that loud
mental
and some old lady was seething haha

everyone just has to bandwagon on every gay forced meme that is spread around nowadays don't they
it's like when there's some new gimmick at school and every boring runt has to be doing/saying it to try fit in

so its not a left wing concept lmao

WHY AM I COOKING SO GOOD

There's no such thing as Trip Hop
It does not exist
It's a figment of some lame cunt's imagination
There was never any such thing as Trip Hop
It was a polite thing to say when you were trying to say that you were not into the boring old Rock and Roll but you didn't dare to say Rap because you were afraid of getting kicked out of the fucking party and they wouldn't let you smoke up their weed anymore
There's Hip Hop, there's Rap music, there's Gangster Rap, there's G-Funk, there's Miami Bass, Bounce, West Coast, East Coast, Underground, but Trip Hop doesn't mean shit

Yeah he also has a state-appointed carer and is hopped up on autism meds 24/7. He never leaves his smeggy bedroom and his carpet is full of curry stains.

rorke's whip

Is this the birth of a brand new epic /brit/ meme?

alri spaki, how was your mums curry today? nice and spicy?

had a drum kit as a young un and i got really paranoid about being too loud so I exclusively played at my drum lessons and never practiced. I should have just chosen a quieter instrument

sorry you're too thick to understand it must be hard

My sex face

the thing that frightens me is just how much time he dedicates to posting here, has to be at least 8 hours a day
must feel like absolute shit

I am spakicus.

it would either be virgins missing the point and just regurgitating Anon Babble opinions, or people with an actual woman in their life having their observations fall on deaf ears

trip hop is just hip hop beats but trippy and moody and usually with no rapping eg. massive attack
pretty bizarre post of yours there
it's just what they called it innit. never liked the name myself either but it doesn't mean it wasn't its own thing

deary me

how do you know he's here that often unless you're here all the time as well?

me? I'm on a Doctor Who audiobook kick. They're pretty good tbf. Better than the last 7 years of the TV show

i have never been called "spaki" in /Brit/

mad how spaki spends 16 hours a day on /brit/
he lets /brit/ influence every single emotion in his pathetic little life

5 months out from the worst tory result in history btw

some weeks im 247 some im not on Anon Babble at all
addicted to the internet you see

which county was this and in what decade? sounds like fucking Liverpool in the 80s or something

The things you're describing are absolutely outlandish to me. Never heard of anything like it. I grew up in a shithole and I'd hear of the chavs having the odd scrap, smoking weed, drinking, but it wasn't more than that
If someone got caught with a knife or had trouble with the police it would be big news

Can play the piano, practised on an electric one where you could wear headphones so no one could hear how bad I was
Meek man me, still don't like playing in front of others

is that spaki spamming his glinner image folder again

is spaki the same as spainlad?

me? I'm on a Doctor Who audiobook kick. They're pretty good tbf.

love is the sacred bond between two people. This spits in the face of that

No it doesn't mongo

this post is Spaki deflection

30 year old gigaboomer here

When I was in school 15 years ago there was like a handful of fat girls while the rest were normal. The fat lasses got bullied obviously, as they deserve. Now it seems like women are all fat cunts now, not only that, they have this undeserved confidence with it too.

Not really on is it?

done him

shite how the central theme of /brit/ is just based on one fat dole mongo now.

Genuinely howling if this is true. It probably is too.
He has a carer from what i heard. Atleast when his mummy goes on holiday with his black stepdad

nice slim gf me

yh

i'm knobbled on the cobbles
cos i hobble when i wobble

going to my family's thanksgiving lunch, anyone want owt?

from what i heard

from what you've heard? you're not gossiping with the lads down at the pub mate, everything is open and public here lmao

nobody thinks that way at all spainnonce rofl

Spainchad won. He beat us.
We all kneel in unison.

Noncing

:)

Literally kneeling to Spain nonce, got this general dancing to his tune and living in fear. Belgium disabled could never

Literally it has been the best year ever for /brit/ and it's spergouts. What are you on about?

They're the same person genius

he tries to force it by spamming and talking to himself, just ignore it

hey that's not me!

Hes got us on the ropes!!
Just another 365 days wasted shitting up the thread for no reason whatsoever.

To be fair, he really did mind rape us all aswell as those school children. You won. Well done, just please have mercy on us all here.

mad how having a few interesting personalities and trips has mindbroken some of you /brit/ oldfags LMAO

oh my DAYS nobody gives a shit you boring cunt fuck off

Gregg Wallace

Net migration in 2023 was over 900,000

insane that anybody can actually defend this

why didnt i invest all my money into this

What's a good meal I can learn to cook for my girlfriend?

fs ran out of cat litter

Jingle bells all the way de lads
All the wayy

not sure

he’s done everyone with that post tbf

beef wellington
meat pie

Do NOT ask spaki how he got his trip banned.

mad how having a few interesting personalities and trips

You mindraped yourself so hard you stopped attempting to samefag with multiple trips and then you dropped the trips altogether to cuck spam all day.

You have literally regressed rather than gotten better. Your mental state is getting worse spaki.

marry me chicken

We need the deliveroo drivers rorke
People are HUNGRY

I've got the moves like shagger

boiled egg

damn nets coming into our country

[Deleted]

that's the frikandel sent up the walls then

all doctors and nurses for r nhs

kys you fat cunt

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He is NOT going to like this.

Spaki up nice and early to waste another day of his grim incel life spamming on Anon Babble and getting sent flying

ywnbaw

temper tantrums left right and centre ITT LOL

get a life schizo

Hes gonna go in tranny spam melty now

on a porn detox starting NOW

NHS NEEDS them to function, you dont want to have to wait days or weeks for doctors appointments or months for hospital appointments do you rorke?

never goon

they were all skilled workers though, right?
folks compatible with british culture and values?
they will at least be a net gain to the economy... right?
we have a housing crisis so i hope we've built enough homes to house them all

Money well spent

Instead of moving to the next thread when this one reaches the bump limit, how about I just save you some time and give you a little taster of what to expect so you can avoid it and go do something else with your lives

extremely unfunny ai posts from some autistic freak who has discovered DALLE about 2 years too late

alri 190

employed tranny's latest blog entry

alri rorke

references to somebody in spain, now goes by the name "spaki" and nonce

non UK flags with horrendous "banter" using phrases that they wouldn't normally use to fit in

the same screenshots of some political headline attached to lazy post saying "what did they mean by this?"

that one mong who copies text into Anon Babble archives to check if it's original

unhinged freak finding an artcile about a kid dying so he can post the laughing bradley image

me, wondering what I'm doing with my life

Miss anything?

I should've kept my head down in school and just been one of those quiet nerd boffins who did their work and sat in the library at lunchtime reading books

But nah, as an autistic freak I really wanted attention and to try fit in with the mongy "cool" kids who were no good.

spaki haters can never refute this, its so fucking true lmao

Shostakovich is just known for that one good waltz

me, doing my best

Evening lads

OMDS

MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

all me

where does one buy a new suit? Charles Tyrwhitt messing me around with a 10day delivery

I'm an European nationalist.

Rorke has lost it at this thread LOL.

ktim

for me, it's civic nationalism

instagram.com/p/DCtx97UgasA/

y'all poofters here innit?

up there with worst threads of the year this one

Spaki actually got paid a few peanuts by Blue Sky to shill their crappy twitter clone here

OH NO NO NO

go to a tailor

only the leftists

needing a poo now

And? Easiest money I've ever made in my life :s

He literally did it FOR FREE

leftyrats always are

got a pooey bumhole lads, anyone want to take a sniff?

tailors take even longerr than that

Incels making white babies with cute British girls

Next or Moss Bros if you want off the rack on the high street, though you wouldn't catch me wearing their suits.
Get one tailor made if you have the money, or at least properly fitted, you will look 100X better than wearing off the rack.

need a rorke status update STAT

currently mourning the loss of his "/brit/" whatever that's supposed to mean lol

spaki is truly the pied piper

Every grown man should have a suit that fits him ready for when he needs it.

what, more than the £50 a week you get off the dole? doubt they're paying you that much

Who the fuck doesn't own a suit?

Seconding this

You made less than a bottom of the barrel pajeet living in a hut in the Poopsamosa province.

spaki is just dave's new boogeyman
used to be "london paki"

Local tailor for a really good one that you can get made for you but will be pricey

House of Fraser for a branded one, can also get it tailored there if you want, kinda pricey depending on what you get

M&S if you just want a basic one for an interview or something, quite cheap

River Island if you want one to celebrate Deano and Becki-Anne's 1 year anniversary in a lush (and i mean LUSH) cocktail bar with the lads (haha Smithy is such a melt aha)

Who the fuck doesn't own a suit?

aff tae bed

This guy here obviously

I hate it because I'm currently a skeleton whose weight fluctuates from going to the gym on and off
can't buy a tailor made suit because I don't know if I'll stay at the same weight

is adam driver a good actor

solution: get more than one

Seethed after getting BTFO award
Posted on his VPN again award

t. ugly povvo chav

Esoteric theory: spaki is actually Dave
Dave used to have the most abhorrent takes imaginable. Like he was so hilariously out of touch with normality. Makes you think.

A Trail of Artifacts Led Me to a Mythical Ancient Fortress- 1 Year Anniversary SPECIAL

t. ugly povvo chav

Nice one Spaki, but go find another thread to troll and spam. Us old fags are sick of it

Britain is closer to bankruptcy than anyone feared

Local councils across the country are close to insolvency, but the real problems lay in Westminster

yes, great range altho i prefer him in semi-serious roles like the brother in Logan Lucky to full dramatic ones

bankruptcy

so if the country goes bankrupt who is gonna make a bid for us en?

i know it's a sad loser thing to say but i genuinely hope there's a catastrophic economic crash in this country

would just be so funny

My local council spent £1.2 million somehow on a park and ride system that nobody fucking uses because park and ride is a retarded idea.

North of England. I won't say what town but its known for being working class and a bit rough. This was mid 2000s. I should point out that despite doing a lot of crime at the time I never considered myself a criminal and rarely carried weapons, never on nights out. The Libertines were big back then and I thought of myself as more in the vein of Pete Doherty, rebellious and out for a good time, I just couldnt sing or write poetry or whatever. The Arctic Monkeys first album and the tv show Skins were the sort of culture of the day and really I was fairly ordinary.

you'll become the 51st state, welcome home white man

I reckon with janny on the prowl it might be a good idea to wait until 310 for the new.

i have 3 suits but the navy one doesnt fit anymore and i need it for 2weeks time

same
and the best part is my wages won't be affected since I'm a NEET

grim

Rorke calling the left middle pocket

yeah but it made for a great headline in the local paper mate

I wouldn't have it any other way. But my time is running short.

THAT IS A SODOMITE. FUCK ALL OF THEM AND SEND THEM BACK TO AFRICA.