/brit/
/brit/
dogshit jf thread
Obi-wan to not see that when it comes out
non british flag
shit is produced
every h*cking time
anime
eating a banana
i'm only the messenger
fuck me bet that felt fantastic
spaffing the ol' williams to anime
just selected death by firing squad on the NHS econsult website to relieve my suffering scheduled for 2026
Fuck off back to Hollywood Lucas
bet some cunt complained about people not picking up dog poo on the local Facebook group after finding that
afternoon, chaps
Waiting lists are the real killer
hello :)
wonder why those lists are so long
a mystery indeed!
something unfunny happens
That wasn't funny
Curb Your Enthusiasm theme added to the end of it
That event is now hilarious. That was so funny
FOY
dumb bitch, love her anyways xx
The paedophile containment boards over there lads
when they draft us to the frontlines, what army persona are you gonna adopt?
LARRY YOU FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING TELL MY DAUGHTER GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
luv em x
The barracks bunny
yeah never got that
do you think they will send all the new arrivals to fight lol?
its gonna b funny
I'm going to permanently wear a ski mask and speak in high-pitched squeaks
so business as usual then
Why did that become a thing
Might be because of Curb Your Enthusiasm, not sure though
The scared, jumpy undependable one who betrays his comrads to save his own skin but then dies in an act of heroism later on. Everyone sees me as a traitor except for the one anon who saw my final act of redemption - he'll be the one to close my eyes on the battlefield and then tell my family that I died a hero when he returns from the war.
I was on the train to London (2hrs+) to see a friend, sat in the back left corner of a carriage where hopefully no one could see me playing chess on my laptop.
The very first stop a Greek man about my age (27) gets on and sees I’m playing chess and wants to play me (still 2hrs left of my journey)…
I really didn’t wanna do this, I didn’t wanna chat and I definitely didn’t wanna play chess with the guy. I told him “ok after this game” - proceeded to make that the longest game I could possibly drag out.
Out of nowhere he pulls out an industrial sized tub of fresh blueberries and offers me a handful - I declined.
It gets to our game of chess and we began talking about the game and eventually he’s telling me all about his life and he seems to be the happiest guy ever.
He asked for a rematch after he beat me and it’d be too awkward to say no, so I agree. We ended up playing about 5 intense games of chess together.
FOY
he didn't ep 7 of dandadan
ngmi
yeah?
what's the best way to celebrate a big fat financial bonus from work lads?
Whack it in an ISA
2L bottle of Pepsi Max and an Iceland Deepdish Pizza
*puts you on blast on our weekly 1-1 teams call*
I would unironically had to have got on my hand and knees and had a close up sniff of it to see what the whiff was saying
stalker 2 any good?
that's boring
i want fun
n-nonce
yeah?
ear hairs getting out of hand
might have to take a match to 'em like they do in those turkish barbers
i speet at you *ptaw*
WICKED WICKED
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE
aha alri lads how's it g-
*slips on a banana peel*
*cracks my head on a table*
*lies on the floor motionless while blood pools under my head*
I haven't played it but I've watched some videos of it and it looks pretty cool
The other Brazil flag
Where are you posting from?
its far cry but with a stalker paint coated on
*pokes your body with a stick*
*steps over you and pours myself a lemonade*
Makes no sense, point out the American spelling (you won't). The programme was shown in the UK (thick cunt).
I will not give you a reason to report my posts. This thread is now my personal blog.
imagine the smell
>No work
>No money
>No house
>No wife
>No kids
>No sex
>JK Rowling doesn't even want to be seen interacting with you when you're the only other prominent figure in the anti-trans movement
Yes but his life hasn't been ruined lol
???
Everyone you listed is getting plenty of all of those though
Russell Brand is literally married to a billionaire
You're just projecting your shit life onto people who don't even know you exist lol
bwa bwa bwa dadadda da daa daaaa dadaa da daaaa
Nearly christmas lads wahey
Russell Brand is literally married to a billionaire
No he isn't mong
don't care
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
Now tell me how this Irish mutant hasn't ruined his life?
wtf are you talking about, his missus isn't a billionaire. Neither is his ex-wife.
Alri scrooge
Russell Brand is literally married to a billionaire
lmfao why did you just make that up
i have no idea who that is
mental illness no wonder these freaks think trans women are men
*wanks a cock off with my arse racistly*
none of us do, won't stop him from spamming his boring shite in every thread though
right, thats the evening sorted
*curb your enthusiasm theme* I save your post and made it funny looooool
This dude ruined his life
No he didn't
Well he did
I dont know who that is
lmaoo average rorke poster
*has a little fondle with your bumhole*
*unzips*
wheeyyy u had a big willard!!
wanking my little gay cock to some peng gay porn
amazon delivery is missing
contact them and get refund
it then shows up
do I need to tell them and return it or do I just keep it
Glinner as in Gary Lineker
had
give him back his willard
fuck sake
corr got a link lad *pours lube on willy*
BAG
A
G
these millionaire shaggers ruined their lives because of [shit nobody cares about]!
no they didn't
erm actually this one guy nobody heard of did!
don't care incel
lmaoo average retard poster
dammit rorke, don't you go woke on me now!
the warrior we all need
Keep the money and the chinese crap of course
shove it up your arse of course
screaming
Glinner won
*surreptitiously exits the thread while holding my skinless banana*
me when I finish eating at a restaurant and my excellent server goes to give me my change but also asks me whether Chinese people poo at the same time
Why is this trannard so obsessed with based Glinners?
£20 quid
Londonderry.
guy who wrote father ted and it crowd
he's one of the Irish on that partridge episode
ders more to oireland dan dis
Ah, hello all.
off work early today cos got no more patients in
just had a corned beef sandwich and now sipping on a monster energy aussie lemonade x
Had a cry at church the other day
hao ling
Ugly cunt with the massive head
Need this river choked with plastic waste
got the feelings of existential dread on
Glinner won
Rowling won
Farage won
Assad won
Starkey won
Musk won
Trump won
Russia won
Starmer lost
Harris lost
Ukraine lost
Globalism lost
We are at the dawn of a new right wing age
me when the midwife asks which one is mine
*boots you in*
did this one time after i'd gone to a rave and almost cheated on gfberg
felt like absolute shit, really hit rock bottom
Is that where it happened?
you know what this needs
a boat full of new hopeful indians
yes indeed.
LET THEM IN
Yeah? Well I need asylum seekers housed in every one of those buildings.
nice one mate you've set off the trooncord for the next few hours
tallyho mates!
me when I'm directing this year's John Lewis christmas advert
They can live on top of the plastic islands in the river.
czech beers mog polish sorry mate
every blade of grass paved over and built up to be filled with immigrants
me when I'm in Hastings
vax status?
zubr gang! zubr gang!
bbc news reporter laura poopengsberg
Except the royal courtyard, of course
get the tunes on
At least you did the right thing. Real strength of character that
77th brigade
Thinking about buying a narrowboat
I don't like music
When you were in secondary school did you go out a lot? What did you do? Go to any parties and events? Smoke or drink? Did you kiss and shag girls?
Or were you a shut-in? If you didn't go out what were you doing instead?
How much does one go for?
Its ok
youtu.be
i didnt care anyway
lol mental
mohammad circa 600ad
things are getting really bad in Ukraine, cant believe Russia is winning now. You see, every day I would post on here to any vatnik "two more weeks bro", but that was over two years ago
i dont like music
me when I'm approaching the hummus at a royal buffet
morning de lats
music
grow up
alcohol
grow up
drugs
grow up
relationships
grow up
friendship
grow up
i'd done speed and mdma and smoked weed too
also didn't sleep at all cos i was in such a state
she came back to my place, we kissed a bit, then she left abruptly
felt like a mong i really had to take stock of what a grim loser cunt i am
me when I start back and biceps day at 6am
I took J&J not mrna like other shit but i stll regret it.
Imagine the future King/Queen Prince(ss) Georg(e/ina) as a trans woman (transitioning at the age of 47) hosting the blue haired President and First Emotional Support Frog of the US as the Ukraine war enters it's 5th decade, Zalenskyys AI dronebot hovering in the background.
OMFG SEW KINO
mate you already admitted your dad is a massive farage supporter
you're so deep into your fake personality that you've convinced yourself that you actually hate farage but you're just doing it to piss off your dad because of the resentment you feel towards him
maybe you should actually confront him about your feelings and not just hide behind this petty layer of angst that you take out on him by pretending to like the exact opposite of everything he does just to try in vain to make him angry
it's not a very good look on you right now
ONS data shows that net migration reached 906,000 in the year ending June 2023
drugmongs furiously posting about how tricking your brain with chemicals can "change your life"
Wonder what Ruby is up to x
NTA but anywhere from like 30k to 100k for a really nice one. I paid 50k (I live on one)
Bloody 5 bloody degrees centigrade outside
whats happened now? i just checked liveuamap and it looks the exact same as it did a year ago
me when I put all my money in sapphires
the britons are an insular people, as they live on an island
i win
and it is only 1330
my lord
Starmer lost
hmm yes turning around a party that went from the lowest seat share in 70 years, in to the largest parliamentary majority in its history in 5 years is a "loss". Im not even a leftymong but this is just deranged
*krssscht*
requesting permission to poo, sir
they deserve it for wołyń. Its called karma.
playing with her box
it was a bait post dont engage with it
very grim, gym at 7pm me
he lost the people
that is the biggest loss...
Ecли бы я cдeлaл тoт пocт, мeня бы зaбaнили.r0
Permission denied private
Reckon big mo just had autism
clean freak
refused to eat certain foods for weird reasons
entire religion focuses on how no fun allowed (except for sex)
loner who preferred to sit alone in a cave
had strict routines that he'd get pissy about
would throw a tantrum if anyone didn't follow his instructions to the letter
In another life he couldve been a create computer scientist
I don't like you.
Snow on the morrow, to be sure.
So what I've learned today from /brit/
Only form is power is violence
Rich people are smart because they are rich
We should elect Nigel Farage as Prime Minster even though he didn't have a plan for a post brexit uk despite pushing for it the most
Having gay sex isnt real sex because its anal but a girl only having anal sex doesn't make her a virgin anymore
Having sex with a black women isnt real sex because... racism I guess?
Animals dont feel pain because they are not as intelligent as us.
Howling, you losers make me laugh so hard. Wish I was delusional as you fuckers.
am i gay
we had parties amongst our group but didn't really get girls along until 6th form when the younger birds could come
permission denied private, over
(I live on one)
fuck off you do not
pictures NOW
well i know nothing about you, but yes
alri spaino
In a fresh Ipsos survey, Nigel Farage has emerged as the UK’s most popular politician, with a solid 28% favourability among the public.
The least popular politician, Rachel ‘from accounts’ Reeves, scraped a pitiful 18%, dragging up the rear with a -32% net approval rating.
Leftypol mate, what's going on!
hiya luv
amazon delivery driver was one of those jolly blacks
could imagine him clapping while he laughs heartily
yeh!
I like you because your ugly flag makes anglos seethe. Please post more.
205015052
no one cares mate
alri spaki
A NORMAL DAY IN BRITAIN
they actualy got less votes than corbyn though UK is a fake democracy like US but worse.
wossop everybody in the house tonight wossop
only women believe there is such a thing as power without violence. They have to believe this because women are physically weak and cannot dominate anything but small animals by force. All of human history is formed from violence like wars and coups and bloodshed. Meme about it, hat me, beclown me, greentext and ironise and satirise it as much as you want, its still the truth.
Bet he's a fiend at a buffet. Does a jolly laugh and a little jig as he makes his way over for some cheesecake with a paper plate in hand
This is why Farage has suddenly transformed into a wet One Nationite
The establishment are planning to make him the next PM
bradford mentioned
still won the most out of all the parties though
and if you call him out on his love for cheesecake he does that ksh ksh ksh laugh, claps you on the back and goes "ahhhhh!"
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
he isn’t training
Oh my fucking days
This is the main opposition in Britain for the next 5 years.
immigrant who makes money from harassing drunk woman on the street gets arrested
Am I meant to be upset?
*goes UUGH UUGH UUGH*
He was an inbred paedophile
The rise of Islam was the worst case scenario that could've possibly happened, of all the people to gain hegemony it was the most low IQ uncivilised tribe (Peninsular Arabs) conquering the region and imposing their dogshit desert religion onto everybody else.
been saying greg wallace is a noncey wrongun for years tbf
That's before he goes back to his bedding at the plantation where he picks cotton all day for the boys of the Manchester mills!
Those funny old pickaninnies
started drinking IPAs and now I have a personality
am i supposed to know who big mo is?
now THIS is what i like to see
her off eastenders
Had a dream that I won the lottery and got to go on Joe Rogan
mad how she's gary oldman's sister
doing a nice lunch poo
Wallahi
lol at this paki bastard
What did he ask you
ah yes, gary oldwoman
midpoo crisis
Didn't realise I could buy beer on amazon
mental
what happened to russel brand
According to the Office for National Statistics, of that number one million (86%) were non-EU+ nationals, 10% were EU nationals and 5% were British nationals.
Of the non-EU nationals, the top five nationalities coming to the UK were as follows:
Indian (240,000)
Nigerian (120,000)
Pakistani (101,000)
Chinese (78,000)
Zimbabwean (36,000)
mad how arabs contributed nothing to history until they were suddenly the largest empire to ever exist in 800 and then were totally irrelevant again until white people decided the black goo they were sat on was the most important resource on earth
Fuck me it's bloody boiling in here, what's your thermostat on?
*unzips jeans and flops out bollocks to cool down*
He didn't ask me anything, he just started talking about aliens
it’s one thing to be a born-again-christian, however, to go out of your way with this forced display of faith is fucking pitiful
he ran out of money so changed tack
anglo "women" putting the heating on to 30c all day every day in every building in the country from September to April
A Damascene conversion
the wall
glinner would have prevented this
Sven out of nowhere just absolutely two-footing copealone
my work ethic unmatched
Rorke intellectuals:
Plato
Nietzsche
Spengler
Evola
Mishima
Ford
Tesla
D.W. Griffith
Fischer
The Wright brothers
Russel Brand
Leftypol intellectuals:
Hillary Clinton
Jeremy Corbyn
Madonna
Katy Perry
Obama
The Russel duo(Russel Kane, Russel Howard)
Owen Jones
That P*ki slag
That Twitch streamer
Spaki
glinner for lord protectorship
might ask chatgpt to think of some new /brit/ gimmicks
that's right i'm pooing want to make something of it?
Good album that
Well the first half anyway, sort of falls apart towards the end when Waters gets goofy
and another to prove it
it's fucked
it was probably the worst thing to happen in all of humanity tbqh
18 year olds conscripted in the Ukraine
Very yikes
yeah I reckon I could do like a cute dog or a teddy bear or something
Russel brand gimmick is so shit and boring holy fuck you mongs will feed even the lowest effort trolls
I miss Jeremy Corbyn. Say what you will about the things he believed but at least he was honest and a true diehard socialist
MasterChef's Gregg Wallace steps down as Kirsty Wark among 13 who claim he made inappropriate sexual jokes
Right so it was banter then
ah, willeymoor
a firm favourite of dyslexic benders everywhere
this isn't a gimmick mate yeah? I am literally russel brand
would call myself christian yeah, it’s supposed to be a humble faith
but this modern americanised christianity has, imo, become way to self-indulgent (bordering on arrogant)
Fair enough. Do you work - and if so how does the canal factor into your daily commute?
only order my dildos and arse stuff from there after finding out they sold them
he wasn't honest at all. quite the opposite in fact
remote work mate, software and such
Remember when Russel brand went far right and then all these sexual allegations against him appeared out of nowhere. Really gets the old nogging jigging
forsooth yon blackguard i am brand i tells ya gor blimey praise jesus
This niggas living in a Michael Morpurgo book
got the gay poo porn on
Spaki melty?
Bought beer battered fish goujons and they're fucking shite. Fuck you co-op
would call myself christian yeah, it’s supposed to be a humble faith
it’s supposed to be a humble faith
He was the only leader of the opposition in any western political party that challenged Jewish power. And he did it because he believed that standing by your beliefs was far more important than having jewish bankers and the press on your side for the opinion polls to go up. Thats what honesty is. He was a conviction politician.
ukraine committed their best forces into making a kursk salient, probably so they could have land to hand back in exchange in eventual negotiation
russia responded by pushing hard in donetsk, making gains quicker than they have since 2022
they are pushing towards pokrovsk, the major supply hub for the region, and things may go badly south for ukraine if they take it
Rorke's logged on
Well yeah
but he didnt stand by his beliefs lmao.
could've sworn I clicked Anon Babblebrit
yeah
name someone far right that they haven’t tried to smear in allegations
Going to cry?
something about the gayness, and the poo
rather invigorating
eating chicken wings
me
not a single newspaper article about me yet to my knowledge
russel brand's grandad lived long enough to shake hands with napoleon and make a cameo apperance in napoleon (2023)
*jumps out of my armchair*
SPEARIN' ALLIGATORS?
*fights off the nursing staff*
farage
doing a gay porn poo
just supported a black owned business
Name one thing Corbyn lied about. You simply can't. You're just assuming he was a liar because he don't like socialists and you assumed he must have lied somewhere, but there is no record of him ever lying when he was Labour Leader
I hope I didn't scare him away.
man fuck hole
hole cover man in mud
mud warm
mud real
bollocks
Belgie's online as well.
Everybody's here it looks like, shall we begin?
Carl of Swindon
i didnt say he was a liar. stop sucking corbyns dick for a second and learn to read
you ever had a goon sesh with de lads.
He said he wasn't honest, and didnt stand by his beliefs. You're calling him a liar.
Fair enough. Care to elaborate?
I AM NOT EMPLOYED I AM NOT MENTALLY WELL HELP
bring back wanking in pubs
they literally raped kids
But someone like Russell Brand
Russel Brand raped a 16 year old so yes I would say that is clearly proven to be morally wrong
KILL YOURSELF
what
how does that even relate
Russel Brand raped a 16 year old
no he didnt
Asuna
He didn't rape a 16 year old, it was consensual sex because it is legal in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Unfortunately, the police along with the general public are still under the impression we live in America
eating jerk chicken x
16 year olds are adults
FOY off
*bangs a drum rhythmically as mousenonce has a melty*
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
only if both parties are under 18, you actual yank nonces
is anyone here actually British?
Kill yourself
you dont have to lie to be those things.
but his stance on the EU was probably the biggest thing he was dishonest about. plus he was a typical vote-chasing politician when he pretended to be a different type of politician. also very slimy and disingenuous during interviews i thought.
eating jerk chicken x
melty
New
Thats not even remotely true you yankified runt. 16 is the age of consent, and is only illegal if the other party is in a position of power. And no, being a celebrity is not a position of power
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
New
we cannot get out: the end comes soon we hear drums
drums in the deep.
The meltdown is coming
Groom a child from the age of 13 to 16
Take her virginity and molest her
Someone this is considered morally correct by /brit/ standards because hes on the rightoid side
Weird, I saw you lads say its morally bad actually to have sex with legal teenagers when you're in 30s a few threads ago. Got something to admit here?
this nonce has tried to spend hours figuring out the edge cases of British age of consent laws and still got them wrong