/brit/

tech movies

blackberry

no thanks

I'm normal, I only just jumped on
whereabouts are you from mate

gm sir/senor

loads of ufos being seen in the uk, orbs flying around, defense people harassing people who are driving to airports to record them.... mental!

Ireland, got sick of the rain

last time you had a shag?

was digging through wardrobeblatt and came across my old 9gag meme mask

i just know you're a fat cunt

need to start learning about astral projection and all that nonsense, with the way these ufo sightings are getting more common i want to talk to some alien niggas

no i'm just bulking shut up

last night lad

might get maccas

alien niggas... interdimensional niggas... beings of pure energy niggas...

I used to do a lot of astral projection but the globohomo werent very happy with me so i had to slow down with it a bit

your loss, it's genuinely quite good
how are you finding it

all the aussies on today

ufo sightings you say?
keep an ear to the ground, i want regular updates

good lad

it's thanksgiving mate we're all having turkey and pumpkin pie and genocing some injuns

whats good about that exactly

good enough for you to reply

its yummers

not yet

Who the fuck let all these ausdogs in? THEY'RE LOWERING THE QUALITY OF THE EVER IMPORTANT/BRIT/!!!!

yummers

what's not good about it

yummers

yummers .

For me it's watching Dragonball and eating ramen noodel

Maccas is peng

I like it a lot better than back home, the yanks are actually really nice and easy to make friends with. It's hot as fuck though and I'm not a big fan of all the bible bashers.

don't get me started on their politics though jesus christ

BACK THE JOO

where'd you wind up where you're stuck in the heat with the bible bashers

I dont like maccas nor do I eat it often, but Aussie maccas is peng. It's probably one of the best in the world. Cunts in the US and UK have SHITE maccies.

wonder if big fat reverend burn is dead, haven't checked on him for at least 10 years

sweaty, gay, pooey farts

i thought this girl was cute but on further research i detected a slight nefarious undertone to her social media presence that put me off

actual angus beef and the home of mccafe, we're spoilt

yummers

i only like the quarter pounder and mcchook

those maccas angus burgers are wretched

Louisiana, it's dirt cheap to live down here and its where the mrs is from. What about yourself?

Sir Quarter Pounder

Buck status?
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wrong hours for this sort of thing lads, go to sleep

I can use a short skirt and lretend to be hour dirty latina maid while you put my thong aside and rape my hairy ass

ah fair enough, yeah you'd be baring the brunt of their culture wars but glad you're having a good time, find americans very friendly irl

in sydney, love it here, love australia, grateful to be amongst it, what an amazing country

Fill us in la
I'm too old(29) to understand how social media works
Are you on the faceberg?

ahahaha

Morning team

Why is it that when you're trying to sleep your pillows feel like a like of stones but when you have to get up they feel incredibly comfortable?

Probably got 2.5 hours sleep.

ah yes buck breaking when pol incels started posting interracial gay porn for some reason

Yeah a lot of irish people move there, have a cousin living in sydney he just moved there recently and loves it. I would've went if it wasn't so far.

this is why you lot lost falklands privileges

yummers

yeah know quite a few irish, used to work in a white collar industry that had lots of english and irish in it
atm lots of irish working in construction i've noticed

just got out of hospital after having seizures from overdosing on opioids
came home and did more opioids

literally why do you bother with working if you're on pip

where does all your money go anyway

fuck's sake opioidlad I warned you this would all happen to you

Quit being a pawn in China's stealth war on Australia.

I only get £400 a month PIP.

racismlad you need to stop what are you doing nigga

i recently watched leaving las vegas (1995) and decided that's the kind of life i want to lead, except with comfy opioids and not messy alcohol

Don't remember this skit from Tommy Boy
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you deserve more

dont remember asking

Dimension if there were a business in which everyone actually did work 9-5 every weekday. The performance would surely be incredible

why

Duuude I'm gonna be like nic cage yessss haha bro drugs so fricking epic I'm gonna DRUK

Was he legitimately Jewish or what

hmm is there a whole thread of trannies getting btfo up at the moment? i could go for some of that

I couldn't even tell you where to buy drugs

so she can quit her job and post here all day 7 days a week

good lad keep him honest

Having yoghurt with some honey and a black coffee for my breakfast team

sacked troon on a mad one

why does he deserve that

Numerous games are 90% off on Steam. Can't be arsed to buy/play any of them. I'm too deep into Hogwarts Legacy atm.

gaming

Top yourself

pharmacy mate

Yeah it's absolutely mental

i'm sure his heart is in the right place but i don't engage with anyone i believe to be under 18 or have an IQ under 85

alright lads seems the normal Australians are on so I'm making an official return
thinking for the rest of the day... smoke some weed and eat some cherries

Anyway, don't let any of this distract you from the fact that on December 21st 1957, Huddersfield lost a 5-1 lead against Charlton with only 27 minutes left on the clock

getting blacked up the arse

cheers yank

i eat 2 bags of mandarins a week

need a black cock up my arse

I get around an extra £1000 a month by working at ALDI and it helps my mental health IMO

We call them Chinese mate

good lad
adjusted my diet to mostly fruit and meat and it's done me wonders

rorke eating a language

Do you have a fucking vendetta against vegetables or something

pause

V for...vegetable

vegetables are fruits just not as sweet

nah don't mind them but just kinda cbf cooking/eating them sometimes so I mostly just replaced them with fruit
still eat them of course

vegetables are bad for you, just empty carbs with no vitamins or antioxidants

my diet is very good but i still feel like SHIT!!!

Aubergine looks grim people buy them at ALDI and they feel really rubbery

Fruit is not a proper replacement for vegetables
You should be eating about 300-400 grams of vegetables every day but almost nobody manages to do this

aw here we go

meds

errrrm mate

uh oh that last pill fucking got me, got diminished fine motor controls (that means i can't move me hands so good for you laymen out there)

Uhm... Reddit just overtook Twitter in terms of popularity as a social media platform in the UK

eat yo greens gang

but reddit is shit, how could we have allowed this to happen??

steak and veg in every glass lads

just can't really fit that all into my macros

rorke coming up with conspracies so that he doesnt have to eat his veggies

Emma Watson stunk up the bogs.

Nonsense gibberish sentence

If you have any morality or care for life - go vegan.

The famous Anon Babble poster tariq nasheed

the truth is humans are not meant to eat meat with every meal

just not feasible to eat a lot of veges when I'm aiming for 120 grams of protein a day in only 1500 calories

bet you laymen quite often don't you

actually i do like veggies, i'd only really touch lettuce and onions though because they have no calories in em which makes up for their relative lack of micronutrients, and they make for good filler

*does a seductive belly dance to distract you from that loud noise you heard from the other room*

Mmm yes the notoriously high-calorie salad leafs

the toilers will be waking up soon
waking up in the cold, yearning for just a few minutes in bed
spare them a thought

eat your fucking vegetables rorke

well I mean more things like broccoli and asparagus etc
lettuce doesn't really have much benefit to it it's just good for filling your tummy

Israel sent lorries full of "food" and "aid" into Gaza, howeve footage from Palestinians show that it was actually all just bags of sand disguised food etc.
Haha, what a silly prank those Jews play!

Rorke refusing to eat any vegetables other than iceberg lettuce and onion rings

being constipated and sick while on opioids doesn't sound fun

get the tranny willies posted in /brit/

Leafy greens absolutely have nutritional benefit, is this some stupid "I was just pretending" gimmick?

banter

Leftypols lost his marbles

browserberg is chugging a fair bit with the 40+ tabs i have open, summer is upon us and i once again have neglected to invest in an air conditioner

got our fowl delivered yesterday, calm and handsome lad he is

STOP ARGUING about bloody fruit and veg lads goodness sake

That's an odd looking fowl

multivitamin will do the same job but better

okie dokie smokie

cutee can you take a pic from this angle

Why would you keep a wild animal as a pet against it's will?

This is a real photo the face of a human fetus at 5 weeks old, taken from inside a womb,

finna boutta adopt a diet similar to that as a rabbit, then maybe i'll get to fuck like one too

there it is. there's the bait that I come here for.

So do some trans girls like showing off their penis? Mine doesnt like it and seemingly wants to pretend its not there

rorke tripping on leftypols marbles

um

nah he’s alright
can try yeah

wild animal

are you retarded

love a slice of genoa cake with a cuppa tea me

i hope you od and die

looks like my knob

what can i say? as the kind gentlemen most perceptively pointed out, i AM rorke

horses

based tarqGOD

99% don't like it, but they'll still do it and pretend it isn't psychologically traumatising them in order to make money to survive

there it is. there's the bait that I come here for.

abnormal post... warrants further investigation

recently ordered some cheap fertilizer from israel and instead got mulched gazan children in bags... still used them as fertilizer but I wasn't happy about it

how'd you go with having them read /brit/ this morning I left not long after

i hope your family has a merry christmas

battery on my mouse is failing i think, only holds charge for a day and a half now

both of them in the pic are ours, we run a stable you see

wireless mouse

oh nigga no....

Ah okay im financially supporting my gf at the moment so i guess she doesnt need to worry. Feels good actually knowing that i help her feel more comfortable in her skin that way
Was good mate she even took over posting for a bit we were just laughing at the ignorant rorkes but i ended up getting her off the thread because she was wanting to ask one of the other trans posters for their discord so they could talk and it made me uncomfortable

the opioids will be fine, i check my eyes for jaundice every few hours

whats wrong with that

Mental how basically every religion hates gays and/or trannies

not mental at all

Proddies dont

don't worry folks this is just how we say hello in canada

Dutifully plowing through Persona 3 Reload. All these social links are a chore, I dislike most of these people except the fat incel and the old couple who own the bookstore

mate you're 31 and you spent your morning showing your 18 year old trans missus some /brit/ posts, you couldn't go to a cafe or something?

Not Satanism

sat here enjoying some elderly memes

Even the Buddha?

got my left index finger in my foreskin currently

I've never heard of trannies except as some complete, outlier cases until after 2010

She wanted to laugh at the rorkes like they were monkeys in a cage at the zoo
We went out for lunch today

woke wants to make this illegal

the iranian government executes poofters UNLESS one of them chops their knob off and becomes a gf (male)

sucking jam out of my knobend

just checked mine as well since you reminded me, bit slimy down there because i was trying to wank earlier but couldn't finish because i'm on drugs so it's coated in a layer of precum

good job champ

Have just farted and it pongs. Truly evil that one was.

get a clue

I believe opiodlad is lachie because I can see a sensitive young man like lachie falling down the addiction hole

disgusting freaks

Mental how sexy Dragonball women were
Z really dropped the 'ball' in that department

The sky was a lovely shade of Coventry City FC yesterday.

You get a clue its 2024 and youre stuck in the past its not the 19th century anymore chud

you're dating a bloke you big blouse

Love Satan, Cthulhu, the Pasta God, etc

The Buddha isn't a god.
But Buddhism says nothing against being LGBT, and doesn't have a concept of sin - only has a precept to avoid the vaguely termed "sexual misconduct" as it's very bad karma.
Some conservative sects take that to mean gay sex - but most don't, and think it's strictly refering to rape, incest, paedophilia, etc.
In some traditional societies being transgender is seen as punishment for bad karma though - such as maybe you cheated on your spouse, or were too obsessed with your appearance in a past life.
It's not the fault of the person, they just have to accept being trans this life is their fate to compensate for that karma.
I know this because I'm ex-Buddhist.

It was a rare fart. My farts often times aren't all that bad but that one was something special. I nearly retched from the smell.

dnt hayt mii if u dnt no mii :3

ah righto

Erasa and 18 are two of the best ones

Im dating a feminine trans woman aka a woman
Your jaw would drop to the floor if you saw her shes very good looking

I think that's the main reason why the original Dragon Ball wasn't localised here until the 00s, it was too lewd for 90s children

Yeah? And how old were you prior to 2010 exactly?
And how specially accepted was being trans before 2010?
And how much did the media and politicians hype it into a political football/ punching bag prior to 2010?

yeah i did a pretty nasty fart earlier, usually i don't notice any smell but that one seriously had an axe to grind

i'll spin your jaw sunshine

don't think lachie's self effacing enough

don't really have a problem with people shagging trannies but don't be like "bro I'm straight just like you" because it's simply just gay

Normie.

ahaha

nah it's racismlad

Sir Tranny Shagger

Chadpanese children could handle it
Why not westoids?

I would heem you unironically
While i understand where youre coming from you need to understand that im hetero. Ive never been with a man only women and now im with a trans woman. Im straight as an arrow. Heterosexual as it were

wish were still involved in afghanistan or iraq, nowt better than getting paid to splatter ragheads into the sand because you outclass them so completely in equipment and training

And how specially accepted was being trans before 2010?

completely, just wasn't acceptable to force people to be nice to them

And how much did the media and politicians hype it into a political football/ punching bag prior to 2010?

yeah it became a big thing after occupy wallstreet, low IQ incels got psyoped into taking tit growing drugs lol

beautiful animals mate.

Trannies weren't even a thing a decade ago

Trannycoin just keeps going up and up and up

In the Roman era, people prepared for gay sex by the top squirting/ pouring oil up the bottom's bum, to first clear out the poo and then to lubricate it
Wonder what other strategies were used for bum sex hygiene in the ancient world

don't think we've had the same reckoning we had with vietnam
everyone kind of just moved on, even afghanistan and iraqi vets don't get much attention, here at least

Ive never been with a man

you're with one now

We accepted trannies... But you could still treat them like shit, like subhumans

Yeah that's not acceptance then is it?

incels got psyoped into taking tit growing drugs

All trannies are incels yeah? Sounds like you're coping about something

literally nobody talked about trannies before the early 2010s mate. like they were seriously a non issue. (they still are lol). like nobody would have given a fuck if a single tranny went into a womans bathroom to use it. it was never an issue. nobody spoke about it online, it was never this huge civil rights issue.
your zoomer is showing

Im with a trans woman emphasis on the woman part
Shes a woman not a man why is that so difficult to understand

major cope
it's a man pretending to be a woman, you're just convinced by the charade

Mental how even Rome had trannards
History truly repeats itself

You're literally repeating my point and agreeing with me, you moron
Nobody cared, nobody seethed, it wasn't a political hot take, trans people weren't getting targeted the way they do now

got your PhD in Roman Queer Studies did you

I have read the Wikipedia article on anal sex throughout history, yes

High af desu

amused by this little exchange
in furious agreement one could say

We are living through the modern equivalent of the fall of Rome.

What rights did troons lack in 2009 that they have now? Progressives have been fighting for nothing since the 90s. I would say there's more hatred for trannies now, due to their aggressive (masculine) infiltration of other people's interests, like this general

what the hell is this trans gf grimmick, shut up

But its not pretending thats just who she is and thats her identity
And yet rorke wants to pretend like it isnt real

noticed the thread was good when it was just australiens, went to make food and now that its yanks brits and canadians its gone to shit. very curious

wouldn't have one for a gf but sure I'd shag one

There are african kalahari bushman tribes which have been around for 10s of thousands of years living the same way and they have multiple genders yet rorke ignores them and pretends like the science is settled
Hes just so ignorant

trans people weren't getting targeted the way they do now

trans people are not getting targeted, they are targeting freaks who tell children they are the opposite gender and men who have that sexual fetish that makes them orgasm from the thought of being a woman

Mental how even Rome had trannards

Except it didn't.

this nigga talking about ancient african tribes to justify shagging trannies

The Talmud has more than 2 genders.

not even 6am

talking about trannies

rather have the glin*er gimmick back

Dont bring up the talmud around rorke he will start frothing at the mouth
Hes just ignorant of other cultures really

also Hawaiians had them, but they also had a casual sex society with no boundaries much like the bonobos so maybe that isn't the best example for supporting trannards

Some desert people believed something mental thousands of years ago so we should believe in it too

bizarre justification

Yes it did
Yes we are

This is Graham Linehan.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

What rights did troons lack in 2009 that they have now?

It's actually the case trans people have lost rights they had back then
The rights to change legal gender, to change ID cards, to access healthcare, to use toilets, to join the military.
All these rights have been repealed in the USA either federally or on a state level in the past 8 years.
As a trans person in Florida, you can't change your legal gender or ID on documents, you can't get HRT on your insurance, you can't access HRT even as an adult (you have to order it from out of state), you can't use public toilets, you can't access support if you're raped, and you have no recourse if anyone verbally harasses or abuses you.
All rights repealed in Florida in the last 5 years.

/brit/ discussion always circles back to trannies, it's just the way of things.

Give Emma Watson artist (fartist) gf.

still can barely fathom that yanks circumcise their entire nation for no apparent reason and/or benefit
mad really

Off to bed for me, then. Night you lot!

Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

I strive to be this hateful to my enemies.

The point is that its natural
The point is that its normal
The point is that this isnt anything new and you need to stop being ignorant and just accept that this is a part of the world that we live in
Its time to get with the times

yeah i occasionally see blokes wearing those baseball caps that say "iraq/afghanistan war veteran" that look the same as the ones for vietnam and ww2
i feel pity and cringe for these guys, no matter how these guys wish it so, their destination of deployment will never be as cool as those of vietnam and ww2 and korea, even desert storm veterans mog them easily
never was a pair of wars so blatantly guided by the invisible hands of the military-industrial complex and various globohomo interest groups

Name one, keeping in mind that Elagabalus has been debunked.

spreading peanut butter on my bumhole for the dog

Thats horrible
I feel so bad for the transgender folk in florida

Nero

Whatever you think about trannies, some people who hate them are equally deranged
Writing 100 tweets about how much you hate trans people on CHRISTMAS DAY alone, after your wife left you and kids disowned you for talking about trans hate all the time...
That is a serious mental illness in its own right and should be recognised as such.

Hes probably posting in this thread as we speak
Would explain the recent wave of transphobia

Anything a human does is natural, it's still not a good justification.
Did people in the past get their sexual organs cut off and inverted to become another gender?
Did they take drugs to prevent their bodies from going through puberty?
It was normal having sex with young boys and girls at one point, should we do that too?

elagabalus is generally considered the worst emperor by anyone with even a passing knowledge of the roman empire, he literally worked as a bumboy and was just a high-maintenance spacker all around, it makes sense that he was a trannard

Not a tranny, has never been accused of being one either.

Until now

Fallacious argument

If thats what helps them to be comfortable in their skin and to be happy with themselves and their identity sure
Would you rather they be unhappy?

find it quite weird how yanks dont treat their veterans well, their power is based off their military might but they just cast the soldiers aside afterwards. guess they cant really have them as a venerated class of citizens because of all the evil stuff they get up to

31 year old nigga campaigning for trans rights on brit loooool

I think a lesser known and more interesting fact is that he tried to replace Greco-Roman polytheism with Henotheistic Sun-Worship, which pissed off the general population arguably moreso than his being a very horny gay/trans slut.

hey stop doing the air fallacy you're breathing air

I would have liked to fuck a Moana like Hawaiian princess as a young lad so maybe?

IF ROME WON’T GO TO THE COLISEUM
THEN THE COLISEUM SHALL GO TO ROME

elagabalus is generally considered the worst emperor

Not really. His reign was too short to really judge and there's so much propaganda surrounding him from his enemies who didn't like him simply because they wanted their guy to be emperor instead of him that it's hard to get a fair assessment. Elagabalus is NOT considered by most historians to be one of the worst emperors.

see well but it is gay isn't it
you're choosing a willy over a fanny

So I’m a bit schizo, family makes you like that

And the problem with that is...?

not to stoke the tranny debate but saying greco romans had no trannies is retarded, every culture has trannies, bridging the duality of gender has a strong spiritual significance and its the reason all these modern trannies are mental and kill themselves all the time, they dont really know what they're getting into and their minds and spirits arent compatible with what theyre doing

you gay

seen this lad trying to get his trans gf gimmick going a few times, now that hes got some attention we're going to see him posting about it incessantly from now on

summerberg looms, going to spend it working on my dick

greco romans

There aren't any people who are called that.

everything is a gimmick to you people

Im heterosexual actually

All I'm saying is it's a very bizarre thing to tell a child that they could be born in the wrong body and it's totally okay to take these drugs that could potentially fuck up their development for their rest of lives (The only life they have). Getting their gentiles rearranged too thinking it would be close to anything like the real thing. They would never experience a sexual pleasure ever again without pain. We dont let children decide to do dumb things like get tattoos until they are adults, so why is this excluded from that argument.

It's not like if you're curious about your sexuality so you have sex with someone who is the same gender and decide you dont like it, you can go back from that. You cant untoast bread.

If Emperor Julian hadn't died young trying to conquer the Sassanids, we'd still probably be worshipping the Pagan Gods.
He had laid out massive, widespread plans to reform and organise Greco-Roman religion, proper ecclesiastical hierarchies, new rites, new religious texts.
Widespread education and peaceful proselytising of the Pagan religion and making it the state faith, while quietly tolerating Christianity, so long as Christians were non-violent.
The empire was mixed Christian and Pagan at that time and it could've gone either way.
Unfortunately due to dying young in a totally unnecessary campaign to try to conquer Persia, we will never know what could've been.

dont be tedious

not a word

thinking of buying a pet frog

ah a fellow jelqer I see

Do you think being (or pretending) to be extremely thick and/or uninterested in anything is some kind of cool or positive character trait?

But what about when kids ARE stuck in the wrong body and when the drugs SAVE their life? Like my gf for example. She said she would be miserable if she werent living the life she has right now. She started hrt when she was 12 and it had the desired effect for her
Maybe for others it wont but thats okay its reversable and they can go back and live their life the way they want
Its about letting people be comfortable in their skin and trying to deny that to people because of whatever agenda you have to me that just seems wrong and im sorry that we disagree

-3C (26F) outside and I'm shivering in my bed

everything except the pub and delicious pints
that's serious business

Transexuality has mutilated a generation of boys and girls.

struck a nerve did it

wow what a crock of shit, i want to visit the women's restroom too! why won't the doctors send me viagra? AAAAHH MUH RIGHTS

no one wanted to talk about shagging a hot Hawaiian princess as I stealthily tried to steer the trannard talk from, I guess no one cares about brown island girls as much as pozzed tranny loads