/brit/
/brit/
poo smells lmao
eternal spaki meltdown
Sir chicken shawarma
Sir Poo Smeller
Bf told me i had to wait for the new thread to ask this but is this place just full of transphobic incels?
caberge
Mental to think the Norse settlers in Vinland probably intermarried with local native Indian tribes and then their direct descendents were murdered by British settlers in the new world 600 years later...
not me. im just a regular incel
Sir Rishi Sunak
The only sex that is real is missionary with a female.
Sad sex life that.
Sir arse kisser
fucking sciatica flaring up again
had it since march and don’t have a gf anymore to moan about it to
there are a lot of transgender incels here yes
Sir Fishy Poovag
Sir Public Announcer
can't believe how nice my mcdonalds was earlier. still thinking about it
British settlers, many of whom were descended from vikings
I eat out black womens bum holes and to me that's sex
Don't care what some neet incel thinks is sex or is not lmao
Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Spunk Dispenser
didnt have "syrian civil war restarting" on my 2024 bingo card yet here we are
Maybe I should just get a diary and blog on there.
Why is that?
Sounds horrible
How'd you get it?
Sir Mao Tse-Tung
Imagine sucking an arse.
I have desexualised my mind and suggest you do the same
shagging obese black women cause that's the best u cud do doesn't count as "having sex" to normies sorry incel
Sir How's It-Sung
what did she mean by this
I just have numbers on mine
Sir Saint Agatha
Sir God-Emperor
prefer not to say
Do they have bingo halls in Iceland?
Bf told me about some of the trans girls who post here but i didnt know they were incels too
Sir Rune Scaper
mmhmm dont worry
not sure might just be general inactivity
also used to drag my desk chair across my thick carpet with my bum so reckon I might have slipped something in my back doing that
Sir Fanny Schmelar
I don't think so
Sir Deep Digger
ktim
i slepe
They have mead halls
No wonder you're on here then
I will become a pineapple.
Sir Mead Hall Putscher
Sir Sciatic Flare Up
Sir Goon Snaker
Sir Ding Dong Ting Tong Wong Bangalangamanga Doff Sr
do any of the chinky students on dating apps ever like white guys?
Sir Keir Starmer
wtf why
Sir Race Mixer
check out bob & brad on youtube
i bet they've got videos on how to treat sciatica and they've always steered me right
here you go, try this one
youtube.com
Sir Margaret Thatcher
wow rude
None of them speak a word of English, so no
Like in Skyrim?
I wouldn't go to a bingo hall
ktim
9 months ago I had a herniated disc on my left side but that healed up completely and I think doing a lot of walking and getting massages from gfberg helped
then I got sciatica on my right side a few months ago, probably I tipped the weight over whilst doing squats
hasn't healed yet and gfberg isn't here :(
also I find that if I pop my sacroiliac joint myself it actually makes the sciatica flare up (even if popping it feels nice) so I try not to do that
Having sex with a women who has a different skin colour is now not considered sex.
Christ almighty this incel is just embarrassing. Thanks for making me howl in laughter for the past 10 minutes.
Sir Female Respecter
By Odin's sweaty stinky balls....
I don't get it
Sir Shekel Shaver
What's Iceland scared of?
Thor
took the wife on holiday to the capital of iceland the other day
reykjavik?
nah she wouldn't even touch it!
horny Malaysian is here :/
pigs are so cute
wish i was capable of taking care of a pet pig
Like in beowulf
Love how you feel so much better after a big poo
Noooo I'm not a loser, I fuck fat black women!!! I'm a shagger, guys!! it counts it counts so what if she's obese! Stop calling me an incel!
Monsieur Tired Gimmique
What exactly do they have in Iceland? They always look happy and yet it's basically one big town and some small fishing villages
Might be time for interbody fusion
Robert Zemeckis’s New Movie Spans a Century, but the Camera Never Moves
sounds interesting
Tom Hanks and Robin Wright reunite the Forrest Gump team for a drama set entirely in one household’s living room
sounds interesting
Need women who are obese hogs kept like cattle in a breeding shed and fed burgers from a trough
More scared of Hekla. Bit stupid to live on an island that migjt become borderline uninhabitable every time a volcano goes off, come to think of it
I don't get it
don't get what?
Sir Roll Deeper
This is the same cunt from before who namedropped Foucalt like it was an argument ender.
Somalia and Iceland walk into a bar
Bartender asks 'what'll it be
Somalia says 'whisky for me scandinavian for my friend"
Sir Butt Plugger
never getting surgery mate lol fuck that
What exactly do they have in Iceland
You'll never guess...
actually forgot how fucking grim, debilitating, and consuming sciatica is a when it’s bad
still got some naxopren left off when I went to the gp about it and they fobbed me off so might take some in the morning
ahhh lads this year has been so shit
unwed mothers and the cold water taps are naturally hot and sulphurous
I shag black women weekly
You have never touched a woman sexually
Keep seething incel
Sir MSN Messenger
Done him
What? But dr bigshot needs the work
You gonna be the one to tell his son the swiss alps holiday is cancelled??
"reykjavik?" sounds like "wreck your dick?"
there is an implied miscommunication, with comedic results
I have sex with women who are actually of a healthy weight and desirable
You "shag" men and fat cunts nobody wants
Cope harder incel
NO STATLER AND DEMPSEY BROKE UP
Soul
Sir Pep Guardiola
Be an incel
Claim sex isn't real if it's interracial
Replying to yourself saying "Done him"
Most pathetic runt on /brit/, just fucking sad thqh
for months I was walking about like a cripple at the age of 25 bloody embarrassing
reminder not to self harm over football game results
it's just a game
But he's read Foucalt!
did you try the bob & brad exercises?
(see )
their help has really sorted out few of my nasty ailments in the past
The Mrs is stuck on the North Ludendorff mission in GTA V lads :/
What exactly do they have in Iceland?
A conscientious population and relatively high degrees of market freedom. That's about it
I don't get it
wreck your dick?
Ray-kya-week
Just practising?
looks like absolute slop
Fucking hell it's like Children of Men in here
Are you the Brit living in Iceland?
Why you seething
You don't even have sex
This is a larp, remember?
insanely grim walking around seeing these everywhere. The tube was already grim enough
I'm an Icelander living in Iceland
Don't need to live in Iceland just have to ask my missus for sex wahey
"Scandinavian" = "and another one"
Im an australian living in... australia
i've always heard it pronounced REK-yah-vik
Cool :D
yeah what mad man would shag black girls
it's definitely grim yeah
vik?
I though it was Raykiyavitch
tried all sorts when it was bad before and nothing really helped
ive stopped running for a couple of months and its been alright
Past couple of weeks ive ran a bit and its been bad again so I think its that
looks like she stinks
Come to Kirkjubæjarklaustur
british shock face
Let's see her face and her ugly shelf-arse
The country is highly civilised and advanced, it's 99% white, everyone is wealthy, polite and educated, the women are fit and sexually promiscuous, they've got stunning and unique nature, decent food
All you need really
Surely more like Logan's Run or Soylent Green? Children of Men didn't have any euthanasia themes that I remember.
another boring day in my stupid life
gymtoil becomes infinitely better when you just stop doing leg day all together
what is the real name because I don't for a single second believe they icelandics are saying that
I love watching this general, it's like observing a bunch of caged monkeys fling feces at each other. Anglos are fascinating creatures. The island inbreeding really did a job on the english I'd wager.
I've listened to a lot of Icelandic and it's a very sexy language
Look up
Lads the far far north is calling me so hard
It's so peaceful
Mental how this incel is posting that the other anon isn't having real sex because the women is black while he goons to blacked porn in his childhood bedroom.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
lost my virginity to a swiss girl that was taller than me
true story
the women are fit and sexually promiscuous
Going to be carnage when the cronem hear about this
asmr gf giving me the morbs
Cheap flights to Iceland one way
You've lost me
Weird. I don't hear that a lot here in Iceland
By being a complete shutin
i see my ceiling
if bob & brad can't help you then nobody can (without surgery or drugs)
get well soon though
Daft cunt
Michael Caine's character uses it, it's everywhere lad
mate you admitted they're obese
your pic clearly isn't representative
Should you really be making bait posts in your "position"? Seems like entrapment.
Its tempting but I dont want to have unusually thin legs
I'm warming up to goblet squats anyway
what's a shelf-arse? I thought those were desirable
Dont know why, that has to be cleared to make room for Ali and his twelve children.
I might have been there already
Africans have horrible stick-out arses that look like they're glued on
That could be Arthur and his 12 children.
steatopygia
Rubbing my magic lamp
Crying virgins
Wasted my prime twink years being kinda fat. Now I'm sliming off but still nowhere near as breedable as I naturally looked when I was 19.
Scotland is just 10/10
youtube.com
this guy says it's more like RAKE-yah-vik
i guess my joke doesn't really work in that case
3 or 4 years ago, i think
All Americans are the same fundamentally, even social democrats and toothless magabillies are the exact same but in different ways. America is a nation of protestant puritans, as that is the founding culture that took root in the colonies, a sexually repressed culture of foot washers, flagellants, and misanthropes. America started as a place for mentally ill antisocial religious nutters to gather, the pilgrims, and establish backward communities built on their outlandish, hysterical moralities. This is the core crux of all American values no matter who it is, this culture of shame, guilt, self-loathing, and the "underdog" obsession is all borne from hardline protestant Judeo-Christian moral dogma, values, and axioms. An apple cannot escape from its tree and likewise, a culture cannot escape from its ideological roots.
Oh fuck, yeah, silly me.
I'm going for the brad pitt in fightclub thin and lean body realistically speaking you just don't need legs at all for that
Think the local government would rather put a mosque there instead.
Making a níðstang against the royal family
I don't trust that show an British or Icelandic saying it
it stores fat same as a camel's hump.
sad virgins crying on /brit/, whilst I get to shag this
seethe harder you sexless mongs
That guy is obviously not icelandic
Mousey would've loved researching stegaytopia
Dead now, of course
Bit cold innit lads
looool
Love knows not its own course
you will never have sex with a white woman
named my dog nigger
it's black and that's his name
it's a famous name for British dogs
23c, feels nice
Maybe not
Yeah - we're well aware that our government detests us, no need to remind us.
we have different names for cities and countries than the people who live in those places
if i'm speaking english i'll use the english word/pronunciation
i don't refer to germany as "deutchland" or paris as "parree," as the people living there would
You won't have sex at all
Get the Lake District drained
You are a -. .. --. --. . .-.
no girl will ever touch your small brown willy mate
even your own kind want Timmy's BWC
Sir Deck Swabber
errmm I don't think you're allowed to post that word lad...
i don't refer to germany as "deutchland" or paris as "parree," as the people living there would
That's fine, but i expect special treatment of the Icelandic language or I WILL sneer at you
So you admit you'll never have sex?
-. .. --. --. . .-. -. .. --. --. . .-. -. .. --. --. . .-. -. .. --. --. . .-. -. .. --. --. . .-. -. .. --. --. . .-.
Mad how we're livign in a gayer, more shitty version of children of men
King Arthur program on ITV1 right now featuring a black woman and some bloke who looks like Hunter Schafer if she never transitioned
Liked children of men but I didnt like Clive warren
went there last summer
very peaceful indeed, it's literally pin-drop silent. something really nice about hearing the wind and nothing else.
we're living in a gayer version of everything
even the gays are bored and sad now
How do you feel having spended not just your entire time on this planet, but also a good portion of your NEET savings and benefits on VPNs?
You have nothing else. You could've stopped but you just kept digging your own grave.
that the other anon
Corr lovely
Hunter Schafer
she
How do you feel having spended
ESL moment
Is the average british boy as cute as Finnster?
Admiral Sir John Poo Beresford, 1st Baronet, KCB GCH (1766 – 2 October 1844) was a Royal Navy admiral, Second Sea Lord and Conservative Member of Parliament.
John Poo Beresford
My apartment is almost completely silent at all times
Triggered incel freak
Why do Scottish people say Scotland is a beautiful place and then post this?
what about the neighbours
interesting that these posts were deleted
Aliens are on their way and they’re not happy with us lads
Shall be spending 17 aeons in the dimension of unspeakable terror with you lot
Sir Donald Toilet Fart
El Dollhouso
Sir John Poo
just fucking screeamed at this
Being a racist incel freak is against the rules
Quiet
it is
Alright no need for that was only asking a question.
Got a condition where I eat through the walls of homes.
Doctors call it Munchausen syndrome
based jannois
a black woman
in king arthur's britain
She must have been burned for being a witch
Nice on janny la x
smirked at this
need it covered with barratt new builds
powerful
What was the last promise you made to yourself
Hunter Shafer
she
happy thursday
Expect another melty in 15 minutes
to top myself if I haven't sorted my life out by my next birthday, ain't looking good
Team I can't sleep and I need to be up in 4 hours
Out of 10, what would you rate yourself?
realised you may have been talking about Scotland (the replies to you were Iceland)
Buses are all electric now I remember when they used to puff out black diesel smoke thick and sooty. And yet they say our air quality is worse than ever. Immigration is the only logical conclusion.
9 or 10
Should have gone to bed earlier instead of spamming all that AI sloppa janny just deleted.
sacked trannys willy
They're inventing new ones now where you pull them back and then they race forward
Where's that roughly lad? Wester Ross for me
it's in Iceland
9 or 10
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
Wester Ross
game of thrones joke
Spaki's back!
spades?
Ah nice lad. Need to go myself
muh capitalism
give it a fucking rest you cretin
Welcome back spaedophile.
potentially dead trans gals name
kek i can tell this is going to a classic for years
muh capitalisation
Give it A fuckiNg Rest YOu creTin
don't get it
classic
By which you mean spaki will spam it endlessly to 'prove' he won an argument he actually lost then yeah
he's been here the entire thread
dont care about that, just laughing at the cringe post
might do a wank
31 degrees and raining
time for a run methinks
ok spaki
Mad how as soon as the two posters spamming AI cuckslop get nuked Sacked Tranny starts posting.
Got anxiety lads.
Not like actual anxiety, but chemical
If I don't exercise or socialise I just get constant pangs of dread and think about my breathing constantly
Really weird. Had a few weeks of it a couple of years ago
yeah
basically the weekend if you think about it x
Well Rorke?
I don't mean to alarm you, but this means that you are very sick and about to die
who is spaki and you cant say (You)? I'm new here.
Nah I had an angiogram the other day actually I'm fine
already written off Thursday
Friday is a non-day
damn you're right
who is spaki and you cant say (You)? I'm new here.
Anglogram
I've had that too and it's very shit and annoying, I have zero advice to offer
angloram
yep, it's anglo
Had to go into hospital myself a few days ago
New
Hope you're alright lad
sickeningly early new
Yeah I'm fine.
I forgot how to spell but luckily the doctors gave me an anagram
pearls before this swine of a defunct thread