Church edition
/brit/
g'day cobbers how the fuck are we
jeezy own half of atlanta
We past upon the stairs
We spoke of was and when
Thinking of converting to Greco-Roman Paganism x
despairing
errrr....lads....i think it's finally happening....
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
This the one in Austria?
why not germanic or celtic paganism? they would be the gods of your ancestors no?
No, they just weren't wealthy like yours.
not bad mate
Sucking the FUCK out of a whisky
Flirt with a tranny on discord.
Flirt with two.
not bad mate how's it going
mate if boomers failed to get property they're literally retarded and should be used for fertiliser
Your environment doesn't allow you to generate wealth to purchase a home
Haha! You must be stupid.
Never change chuds.
based on the last thread, it just occurred to me that a lot of zoomers would have never heard of aleppo
Best part is you get to swallow
saw one of these outside me window earlier
wonder what putin was looking for
It was the religion of the entire Roman Empire, including Britain.
You don't have to LARP and base your beliefs and practice on modern archaeological studies.
Instead, you have thousands of books on your mythology and religious practices.
You are descended from utter utter fucktards
Innit
Russia is defeating globohomo.
THE SKY IS FALLING
They should have violently occupied a house.
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he's seething because grandparents are mongs
apple doesn't fall far from the tree lol
aleppo
?
Thoughts on Mongolians?
There are some seriously thick cunts out there
russia is just globo with slightly less homo
sent that orb flying
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
Bless you
Bit mental you guys assume that everyone from the previous generations got married at 18, bought a house at 21 and had a full family at 25.
Wish you had that life eh?
NTA, my grandparents both own property :)
have to call them disabledolians now
proper whack job you of late mate
I read the road to wigan pier
Those coal miners had houses
It was a joke from 2016 when the Libertarian presidential candidate didn't know what "a leppo" was
hate them
Baha'u'llah believed all religions are true
Sounds silly to me since the core doctrines and beliefs all contradict each other at the most fundamental level
bit of a novelty country
looking forward to when we all collectively move on from this corporate minimalist art style
I still believe there's a coup happening in our country right now and Starmer and the rest of the Labour front bench have no idea what to do.
Bit mental you guys assume that everyone from the previous generations got married at 18, bought a house at 21 and had a full family at 25.
No I didn't. I just said those that didn't were retards.
big gaz was based
he was the radical centrist of desert religions
master troll, the best way to piss both sides off
so this is rorke
Having some cookies to celebrate Liverpool’s win in the Champions League lads :3
who's leading it?
the cronem are speeding up slapping their oversized batons into katy
why you back in england?
ah yes, completely forgot about that
The house I live in was built for coal miners. They had families and jobs and mates and the fireplace wasn't bricked up. Things are far worse for me today than they were for my great grandad the coal miner.
Dominos
Thank you for your contributions to Israel.
You know, if retarded people were called "Icelandoids" you would figure that Icelanders were all kind of retarded
me, dont tell starmer
Can't believe the Libertarian candidate didn't know what Aleppo was. Totally blew any chance of him winning, he did
Time to stop spending so much time on Anon Babble and X mate lol, come and live in the real world it’s not too bad x
Anon Babble has become far, far better after the anti-spam changes and reducing it to 6 pages.
Almost as if the trannies there were just allowed to go mental?
Grilled cheese complete
Makes a change from having cookies to celebrate it being wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, monday or tuesday
Cryptobergs gone mental, my net worth is skyrocketing
as if the libertarian was going to win anyway
Bet they all got coal for christmas
I live here mate lol
How so?
Well that’s me done yet again ffs :/
Reform member Al Eppo
My favorite Gary Johnson moment was when he got booed at the libertarian convention for saying people should have to have licenses to drive cars
If somebody asked me how much a net is worth I’d say depends on how many fish you can catch with it
Domino's is providing free pizza to the IDF ever since the war began
A practical man
you lads playing runescape then?
Nothingburger, Dominos is in every country in the world they would do that for every military
How long is a piece of string?
ha! what's next, that bootlicker wants seatbelts too?
The British Armed Forces.
Something similar very nearly happened back in 1973 when the British army carried out a military exercise at Heathrow airport without even informing the prime minister Harold Wilson in advance.
Domino's has been deliver bombs to palestinian's homes since the war started
Oh right so they're giving hamas pizzas are they?
Paging catyank, paging catyank, do you read me? Over.
ah, libertarians
your mother
get me an Icelandic visa NOW
get me out of this hellhole
Don't think pizzas are halal mate
Love the romance of three kingdoms
Very interesting stuff
cao cao did nothing wrong
that's the way
foing well :)
might be better to go somewhere with MORE sunlight for your mental elves
got a headache
Fine, but you better get me a nice ring
read Chinese do you
Australia is definitely on the cards, need to give it a visit first
Learning Cantonese to impress the young hot young lass who works the front desk in the village Chinese takeaway
What if I do mate
LOL
Cantonese
Won't even exist in 50 years. All Chinee must speak Mandarin
bolg on
feel tired as well
timmy...
It will exist, only in Singapore and the western diaspora
Wouldn’t mind a chinese
scrandarin
wish mam was still alive de lads
Might have to keep an eye on you
You should order the most expensive takeaway to show her how rich you are
thinkig of how an 18 year old today would have been 8 when the first battle of aleppo kicked off
KNOOOOOOOW YOU'RE GONNA DIG THIS
Friend is in a band, listening to his music and he's actually a really good lyrist and songwriter but not a single thing he's released has exceeded 1000 listens on Spotify.
Shame, really. Makes you think of how many masterpieces have just never ever been heard and are just sat on soundcloud somewhere with like 27 listens.
i meant scrantonese but thought after reading the yank's post oh scrandarin works too and yeah sorry. i am so sorry......
reheating the chips as it were
LOL
Singapore will be liberated by the People's Army
In my head the 1980s were only a couple of decades ago
need mine 6 feet under pronto
absolutely mental how my whole life has been defined by a lack of a few millimetres of jaw bone
baddiedem?
same lad
not had a good day since she died 4 years ago me
I HATE the baddiedem
Disappointed
-_-
she died when i was 15. Mummy issues sounds so cliche but i reckon she’s the source for a lot of my problems
My grandmother was born pre WW2. She was a proletarian so didn't have the money to buy a house. Shoo.
So hungy...need...nuggies
nonce alert
jeezy own half of atlanta
good lad, get amongst it
the popular imagining of Russia within the EU is of some bizarre Orwell inspired delusional fantasy of a Russian-controlled Eurasian continental empire
the reality would be that the precise second Russia enters the EU, Russians would immediately outcompete Poles for manual labour cleaning jobs in Germany, outcompete the Czechs and Romanians for sex work in the Netherlands, and outcompete Bulgarians and Albanians in every Euro capital's black markets
just imagine the full potential of millions of Russians to exploit in western Europe corrr
milking an oat
Russia are cannon fodder cattle who should be used to protect socialist China and Korea from NATO.
Their punishment for 1991.
just found one of her hairs in my mouth :/
Get it up the urethra pronto
damn. that's shit mate. i have mummy issues cos mine was a massive alcy but she was the centre of my world. if i'd lost her that young i'd probs have absolutely fucked my life up
Nuggies are SOVL food
lmao ok granddad time for bed yeah
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS OR YOU ARE RETARDS
nah
second Russia enters the EU, Russians would immediately outcompete Poles for manual labour cleaning jobs in Germany, outcompete the Czechs and Romanians for sex work in the Netherlands, and outcompete Bulgarians and Albanians in every Euro capital's black markets
That is what will happen if Russia loses.
But if Russia wins and forces in Germany and other European countries that are favourable to Russia come to power, then it will be westeen Europe joining the Eurasian Union on Russian terms.
Yeah
oh yea same mate mine was an alcoholic as well
walked in on her suicide ‘attempt’ when I was 9 probably the source of my abandonment issues :/
My mums a normie
I can't bear to face
Dese niggas ballistic
Dis nigga scientific
Gf is going to arrive home from her concert extremely drunk and horny and I will be sober but we'll both get what we want
Need Starmer placed in a SAW-esque trap and his attempt to survive live-streamed globally on every TV and computer
*Face her
I messed it up
You should have known the government wouldn't have built more houses to keep up with the population rising from mass immigration.
Bet you feel all smug wearing those 20/20 glasses lad.
get the SHITTING hour long gta 5 useless information and video essays on de lad ;)
Good and healthy sleep?
Reading the thread with my trans gf so dont post anything transphobic
Does he still get to be PM if he survives?
Reckon he would be a better man for it?
letting her walk all over me
Don't care anymore
And if he survives, then what?
*bf
Meanwhile British niggas be like
Righto
Yes milord
Off I go then
whereve you been icelad
are you actually
if so, given what happened yesterday afternoon that probably would not be a good idea
If he survives, then he's free
That's the rule of the game
Eh? There was literally no good reason to delay
What were your grandparents doing? "Finding themselves"?
wwe helps my mental health
Buying a house is the end goal for me, so it should be for everyone!
Christ.
if you want a laugh just type priti patel fart into the archie
you're the gay cunt from last night who shags his bf up the arse yeah?
Never thought Skyrim's cities were underpopulated or tiny as I never grew up in a city
Reading the thread with my trans gf so dont post anything transph-ACK!
Glad we are of use to you
uhm, hello, Black Mirror showrunners? hire this man as a writer, he's a generational talent
Starmer emerging one-eyed and one-handed from the torture chamber ready to re-establish the Empire
She wants to laugh at the incels
I'm trans and don't appreciate the constant abuse and hate
too similar to the pilot
YouTube should reintroduce decent channel customisation
Iceland?
Sir British Empire
I think so, that or Germany or Switzerland or one of those other nonsensical Germanophone nations
Retired academic, 90, died in car crash after mixing up accelerator and break pedals - as coroner calls for elderly motorists to have fitness to drive checked
The downwardly mobile petit bourgeoisie whining about house prices need to be crushed even harder by the millstone of capital until they're fully proletarianised.
Wahh! Wahh! It's my God given right to have a palatial estate! Wahh!
you
you only drink coffee for the caffeine high!
me
yeah haha, love that buzz...
me secretly
I only drink coffee for the poos
Dont worry babes theyre just sad incels
aha love you mate
ah righto
oi wot if ya mum woz an ipad
mental there are probably people on Anon Babble who have been banned 10,000 times and still think of themselves as a victim
Remember the star rating system?
Remember the like bar?
I should ring my mother.
not gay or anything but wouldn't mind shagging mid-80's George Michael
not funny
Like to put a little salt in my chocolate milk
are you the person that came out to /brit/ a few months back?
Who said end goal? You're coping very hard, Yegor
yanks
post AI trash
brits
post AI trash
aussies
never seen an AI post
yeah not good. sorry you've had to go through all that. mine would go on and on about how she was putting herself through hell for us kids and she wanted to die and we were making her ill. i also have mental health problems. think my mum was probs BPD 2bh. have you ever done a laos of psychedelics to try and figure yourself out?
Is the Syrian Army really not capable of capturing Idlib? It's been 13 years now
I wish Britons all the best, i really do
You did m8
If you didn't buy a house what were you doing!?
mental to assume that, the only way you can is to think that owning a home is the end goal of your pathetic existence.
Whoops wrong pic x
Sucking on a Heterophrynus
get with the times old man
You did m8
>If you didn't buy a house what were you doing!?
Says nothing about it being an "end goal"
Owning a house facilitates and supports every worthwhile end goal, you simply cannot cope your way out of this
Sir Punished Barmer
load*
laos psych scene is probs whack
Try excluding the word "cunt" from the keywords
Playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey
mummies make or break a son lad
no ive never done psychedelics but i would like to
wouldn’t know where to begin
He supported the miners' strike, hated Thatcher and was a member of the Communist youth league.
Pretty all round good man.
break pedal
She could just look in the mirror
arabs are retarded so they lose to turks (who are slightly less retarded)
aleppo will belong to the FSA before christmas
Gaging for some spaghetti right now but It'll be another hour until I get home
and bring back Re:ply videos
Chad jawline on the right, incel FREAK jawline on the left
what are the turks doing
Me whenever his phone goes DING!
found a fun ESL phrase: death nail (instead of "death knell")
playing Aleppo Creed: Assadyssey
Not been reported in the mainstream news, but UK police raided the homes of and arrested supporters of Kurdistan independence in the early hours of this morning
Disagree with the UK government's support for the Kurdish genocide by Turkey and you go to prison
protecting/arming/fighting alongside the syrian rebels
OK, I could accomplish all this while renting a home because I move around a lot. What now? Not everyone wants to grow up, buy a house and die in the same patch of land mate. You're fucking retarded.
Don't really care
Lawrence of Arabia was buggered by Turks
i dont give a fuck about kurds mate
Yeah. Most mongs don't care this stuff until it effects them.
Sir Knife Crimer
alri rasheed calm down dont blow yourself up
Not everyone wants to grow up,
Evidently, but you'll wish you had
the FSA
Lmao it's not 2012
Sir Zombie Roadman
Sir Poo Masher
move around a lot for the electroplating factory do you
I LOVE BLACK WOMEN
I LOVE BLACK WOMEN
I LOVE BLACK WOMEN
I LOVE BLACK WOMEN
Sir Bakewell Slicer
guarantee i'm whiter than you kurd boy, hope the turks wipe out your family
I have lost the argument, now I resort to name calling
How about you grow up yourself and stop calling people who dont do the things you want them to do "retards". You can wiggle your way out of this when acting childish yourself.
:)
Sir Ham Sandwich
favela goons were slapping their batons into liam payne's gf
Sir Post Reporter
Might move to
well i'm not one to go on about psychedelics like some do but for me doing loads and loads of ket for a while at uni was accidentally a huge huge help in understanding and dealing with a lot of the trauma from my relationship with my mum before she died and i did the same about a year ago and it was what got me out of the grief which just wasn't ending
i did kholes and then the in the time after the kholes i would be thinking in completely different ways to normal about everything and it helped a lot
t. Irish diaspora
Ham isn't kosher, Starmer wouldn't eat it
dont care, whatever they're calling themselves now
I could accomplish all this
All what
"But that topic is so complex that it'll warrant a separate video of its own"
*never talks about it again*
Sir Jew Converter
you will never be white mehmet, fuck off back to the shithole you came from your fades are shit anyway
I had sex last night so how am i an incel
move around a lot for the electroplating factory do you
shagging a bloke in a wig hardly counts as "sex" mate lol
Me? Not a fan of animal murder x
Sir Yid Marrier
ketamine ain't a psychedelic mate, it's a dissociative
But your grandparents were retarded for not doing those things
Your only comeback has been seethery and ego
My bf doesnt wear a wig and he is handsome so youre just wrong
Sir Nut Administrator
Sir Cor Blimey
I wasn't that anon retard, I was the anon that had grandparents who both owned property.
Sir Chimney Sweeper
cronem handing out hymen busters rn xx
Doctor Who bros....What the FUCK were they thinking?
adopting a diet that is more or less just meat and fruit and sometimes protein bars/powder
valid question
wonder what sort of proletarian "moves around a lot" these days to the extent that owning a home makes no sense
I was doing mushrooms too much up to about a month ago and most of the time i would just get really depressed and think about suicide
im a motha fuckin beamer boy
Sir French Onion Soup
ignore him mate your fades are well clean and everyone appreciates your service x
They're just the usual array of Turkish, European and Israeli mercs.
Are all gay men virgins then? LMAO
did my ablutions as it were - the proverbial texts, the proverbial reaching outs. it gon b alri
Critics often pan teflon for its harm to humans, but none of it sticks
inherited 200k and everyone was saying buy a house including my brother who did, invested 150k of it in voo instead, that's now worth 195k odd and my brother's little house he bought for 160k has not appreciated in value at all
Sir Marble Gargler
fuck off back to your non-existent homeland so you can join your cousins getting blown up by bayraktars x
That was a copelarp by you, quite obvious
Still not over the fact Keir's wife and kids speak Hebrew at home so he can't join in, and that he attends Synagogue weekly with them.
No wonder he is fully in support of the Palestinian Genocide when he lives and socializes almost exclusively with Jews.
can't live in voo though can you
Lol hes so stupid hes just mad because he doesnt get sex with men or women
more to life than watching numbers go up mate
tarqoid
fuck off back to your non-existent homeland so you can join your cousins getting blown up by bayraktars x
yeah i know just semantics innit
inherited 200k and everyone was saying buy a house including my brother who did, invested 150k of it in poo instead, that's now worth 195k odd and my brother's little house he bought for 160k has not appreciated in value at all
I'm invested in $POO
Sir Illegal Banter
How long ago was this
Sir Cum Sizer
YOU'RE RETARDED IF YOU DIDN'T DO THIS!!!
Some people don't for various reasons.
S-STOP COPING AND SEETHING!!! STOP SHATTERING MY WORLD VIEW!!!!
yeah you're tiring me now, bye :')
Not for your scales there isn't
they're pussy virgins yeah
they're not shagging women so they're not really having sex in the way that matters are they
nooo i shagged another mans shit-filled intestine im a shagger
dont care lol
Sir Mine Crafter
mad how reply girls were universally detested at the time because the internet was pretty much only used by european men with triple digit iqs
reckon if they came back, they'd make an absolute mint
Oh my days
Think you started out trying to bait but you've actually just worked yourself into a tizzy lol
Sir Soda Drinker
So if a girl sucks a cock and only has anal sex shes a virgin?
Bizarre take mate.
Do you think Starmer has been circumcised?
Or maybe his Jewish wife chose him specifically because she has a fetish for uncircumcised cocks
Couple of years time and you could siphon off the return on investment every year and put it into a house. Win/win for you my leeed
either way they're 4km away from aleppo
Got myself an apartment
Might sell it and start doing hard drugs
Remember lads.
Abundance mindset.
Sir Leper Colony
You're on thin ice
Sir Yesterdays Paper
it's assumed that if she had anal sex then she could also have had vaginal sex so no
so yeah anyway quite nice being descended from non-fucktards who bought houses when they could
I think most male policicians have been circumcised
A lot of upper class folks get it done for hygeine reasons
Sir Bedlam Reopener
When did the nonfucktards adopt you?
since inheriting it i've spent something like 12k in rent
have no idea where i want to live or if i want to stay in the uk either
well yeah i agree but it's also pragmatic to invest if you have a load of cash you don't know what to do with
year and a half
yeah i just need to figure my life out
Sir rubber knob hoarder
Sir Basaltic Scoria
There is no assuming here mate, if a girl has anal sex and sucks dicks she a virgin to you.
All homosexual acts are non sexual acts to you so gay people dont exist.
Bizarre post.
Starmer is a homosexual he's not having sex with her
Sir Gastroenteritis
Really beginning to dislike the concept of globalisation and international finance
I assure you, my house was built on ancient glaciers and highly compressed snow
Þungur hnífur
10 more years
Sir ballbag fondler
All homosexual acts are non sexual acts to you so gay people dont exist.
This what your dad told you?
highly compressed snow
It's probably about as dense as you then
a man having sex with a woman isn't a homosexual act lol
Sir Non Voter
Þessi hnífur Á að vera þungur
ESL retard
suppose you wouldn't understand descent since your bollocks never dropped
Sir Chancellor Palpatine
Sir Keir Starmer
:D
Take your meds lad, you cant even read now let alone type out a coherent thought.
Probably because I'm a girl x
I don't get it
Sir Space Shuttle Endeavour
yh...
Hello beautiful lady. I want citizenship. I love you long time.