/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

grim

Was the traitor Mike Pence a centrist?

your partner

only steers and queers live in texas

tsmt

i was talking to reverend jim jones the other day

no, he was a grifter (like every person who has made their money being a politician)

Have you guys ever been in a relationship

The way you wrote this implies rape

My cousin is going to come over and give me shit about being a neet autist again, not knowing how many job apps I've sent out

its so hot when the woman gets slapped by a cock in porn

Usually its the women who act like you

women

controlling emotions

Lmfao

reddit spacing

stocking up my room with snacks drink beverages and the electric kettle to make rice noodles coffee and hot chocolate. i am not leaving my bedroom until 1am the 29th when i can heat up leftovers in PEACE away from the dull lifeless gaze of casual normalshits away from their stink and bleating calls, away from their wretched spawn and stray flies caught in the web of lies that is my "family"

I can hold my liquor well, but tequila and gin turn me into a fucking monster so I never drink them

I’ve found that basically all girls I’ve ever been with are spoiled princesses who feel they must always get their way, with no room for compromise or negotiation. So you put up with it in areas you don’t really care about, until they find an issue where you must stand your ground, and then you break up :)

Lol that reminds me
youtu.be/miWJinIlMjc?si=J2TJKUquf92RaJIT
I saw this and the amount of NPC cope in the comments is truly a spectacle to behold. There is one comment that says Bernie having millions is basically poverty for someone at that level

You obviously can't control your emotions if you need a "cooling off" period or if you "shut down" while your girlfriend can put aside whatever it was and try to move on.

Reminder to report all sexhavers for spam

be bernie

rage against "Millionaires controlling the economy"

swindle $600 million from redditors

rage against "Billionaires controlling the economy"

soyjak clapping

thinkin bout goin to gym

not really. think about it for a second, i have the luxury of never having to deal with a woman and her constant babbling. I also save all the money which I would otherwise spend on her with no return in sight and I can do what I want with my free time.

You’re retarded anon. I bet you think having a flared up argument between 2 parties constitutes as moving on healthily rather than being level headed

You didn't say it was a flared up argument, you said she was trying to solve a problem when the argument started instead of "cooling off" like a little child that can't think through their emotions.
And again, "shutting down" is very womanly behavior.

Tru

NOOOO We can’t just fix the problem I gotta play my bing bing wahoo for an hour to cool off! :(

UH UH UH UH YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS

yes i do so what huh

You’re retarded anon

No wonder you're bad at conflict resolution, can only imagine how you talk to her

Ravioli tonight.

Work on your reading comprehension and read between the lines then. I “shut down” until she stops having her moment of screeching, then I say my piece.
Kek no wonder you faggots have never been in a relationship.

Shit time of the year to go to the gym, all the normies think they're gonna stop being fat for the new year. It's probably a better idea to get home equipment

"Hey Anon, can you please start wiping your ass after the bathroom. I don't like touching your underwear when there are skidmar-"

NOOOO YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNT YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT DUMBASS BITCH FUCK YOU I'M GONNA GO COOL OFF DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME

"Anon seriously we don't have to fight, just please wi-"

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

*stops talking for 3 hours*

"That's it, I'm calling Tyrone."

why are itoddlers so proud to be bad with money?

i go year round im just thinking about going right now instead of resting today

"Pressures to solve problems" =/= " I “shut down” until she stops having her moment of screeching, then I say my piece. "
The problem is your communication skills, not us "reading between the lines" retard

Wageslave pedigree

Have you considered the fact that you’re awful at communicating what you mean and didn’t actually say what you meant?
You said she tries to solve the problem at the start of the argument while you need a cooling off period and shut down if she keeps trying. Seems like you’re trying to reword it to seem less immature.

Sorry you’re an ESL dude. My condolences.

*sip*

Just destroyed some italian in an argument

would /cum/ watch a movie with me tonight if i set up a synctube

america cant stop thinking about black men

Ruh Roh

Canada can't stop thinking about America

If anyone here is an ESL, it’s you.
You can’t even properly translate your thoughts into words because you don’t have a wide enough vocabulary.

Sorry your gf is probably finding solace with her ex right now, my condolences dude

get on dating apps

every single match or like without fail is an obese divorced single mother

I guess it's time to buy a rope and learn to tie a noose.

Meant for

you could just troll them

black men

Try again, I’m talking about an Irishman

Idea: stop right swiping obese single mothers if you don’t want to match with them

I'm the last white man on Anon Babble

Not even worth the time
That’s all we have here in the rural south

Alpha team! We found him! Converge on target, attack pattern delta

Wrong

Initiating rape into submission sequence

I’m unironically a black man posting on /cum/. I sure hope there won’t be a meltdown now

Kys

I'm considering buying a winning $10,000,000 scratcher ticket
Should I do it?

Target resisting, administering Diddy cocktail

You’re also an incel communist

Black

I've seen Mexicans darker than you

yes. buy me one as well

you look indian, are you a somali or something?

I’m igbo. We tend to be lighter skinned.

just failed no niggers november

That's not what it's called

Thoughts on the blackpill and beta bux relationships?

What are those white dots

Niggers be like

Damn, I'm $100 short on rent. Might as well buy those rims I've been wanting and a couple grams of crack instead of paying my rent."

my dried cum

I knew 2 Jamaican women online and both were crazy
One was a total brain dead npc who didn't do anything except take pictures of herself and post them to social media, and the other had intense anger issues and took any question as a personal attack

Chat, is it worth committing to a fat girl? Besides using them as a practice gf?
My heart and penis say no. What do you think?

the matter is subjective. i can't do it.
i can get horny enough to fuck a fatty, but the post nut clarity hits like a train and i loathe myself afterwards

Fatness is generally an indication that she's got bad living habits but she could still offset it in other ways
Maybe she just fucking loves food, like that's her one major vice, idk.
But yeah if you really aren't into it then don't force yourself, break it off before she falls in love

No not at all
I almost went on a date with a fat girl once and decided I value myself more than that and cancelled on her

Nah
Fat girls do tend to pay for my drinks, so that’s cool

I hope RFK makes fatties go to the gym

i can get horny enough to fuck a fatty, but the post nut clarity hits like a train and i loathe myself afterwards

I just can’t do it at all

you first

when was the last time you jerked off, and the last time you lifted weights?

What is with women wanting photographers and shit when men propose to them? I find it cringe

I already go to the gym and weigh like 153lb
Why are you so offended?

What is it with women being vain and performative

why so defensive fat fuck

I’ve never been overweight before

defensive

Put down the fork and pick up a dictionary, tubby

well? i'm waiting for an answer here

im underweight

Mind if I post this daily from now on

Fatty

50 iq fat fuck never heard of that word before

Yeah I do mind you posting some midass bitch daily for no reason at all.

I mog you tho

25 IQ fat fuck heard a word once but was too busy eating to hear the definition
Time for a run, Minnoch

Yeah maybe in a Fatty Bo Batty Tournament

10 iq fat fuck thinks he knows the definition

5 IQ fat fuck got so mad at the mention of the word gym that he used a word incorrectly and can't stop seething, making his mostly oil and grease based blood start to boil and fry his arteries from the inside

Say that to my face you twink

I don’t think let me into whatever hippo reserve you’re living on

1 iq fat fuck embarrassed he got the definition wrong after looking it up

Men's protective instinct leads to girls being raised like little delicate flower princesses. Then the girls are told that women are independent and don't need men to be happy and it results in some undesirable unpleasant behavior
Pampering + no accountability

Please. You’re just scared. Go back to the manlet pit where you belong

0.5 IQ fat fuck still doesn't know what being defensive is and thinks simply telling his fat-congealed brain that you go to the gym sends him into a blind fury, also making him forget that 5/2 = 2.5 and not 1

I could be 5’2 and I’d still kick your ass because you’re too fat to get out of bed

/cum/ - retards bickering

Just ate my 11th hamburger of the day
Trying to cut back

0 iq fat fuck furious he was wrong and refuses to concede

Anon Babble - retards bickering

implying your legs could reach my ass

Ok simmer down little fella

-1 IQ fat fuck furious that RFK Jr will force him to go to the gym despite not even living in America, furiously attempting to charge the definition of being defensive to simply replying. This is due to the association between morbid obesity and overt aggression.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15554575/

kick your ass meaning actually kicking you in the ass

Nothing can touch your ass, you’ve been fused to the bed from lack of movement

/cum/

giga waste of digits

fat fuck seething so much he writing paragraphs and linking citations

If you're actually fat and posting ITT, you need to leave immediately because this thread is for the ELITE of North American society meaning NO FATTIES
If you have a BMI over 25 or 20% bodyfat, you are SCUM

And yet, I still mog you whilst being immobile. Sad!

Fatty doesn’t even have the energy to click a link, he’d get tired without a snack

Zoomers are so weird about fitness
You work out? Great. Now shut the fuck up about it you broccoli headed cuck

I'm 7'3 and have a 15 inch cock, retard

You either go to the gym or you’re fat simple as

That’s it? Lmao!
I’m actually 9’4” and have a 30 inch cock. Don’t make me laugh

/cum/ census results:
Average height: 6'7
Average weight: 210
Average bodyfat percentage: 5%
Average income: $245,000

probably ate at least 50 grams of fiber just now

Try again faggot it was a simple typo in 17’3 with a 150 inch cock, a literal anaconda

Probably a bad idea

the 7’3 manlet is now embellishing his height and cock size

Can’t get more embarrassing than this folks! When will they learn?

my cock is 1 inches flaccid and 4 inches erect

My 150lb cock throws off my BMI

Oh yeah well um
I can do some pull ups

What language is this?
voca.ro/1dlZE7ee8Nf5

Sounds like Brazilian Portuguese

Pull up and see if I’m lying pussy ass bitch
209 W Newton St in Boston

portuguese

On my way faggot. See you in a few hours

My cock is only 6 inches long but it's thicker than a 2L bottle of Diet Cola

any sexicans itt?

All cocks are the same size when they're in their cage

Wtf how did you guys know I was speaking that?

my pp is 1in when flaccid and 40 inches erect when inside a messsicans bum bum

two more hours until feeding time

the faggots are shitting up the thread again

My penis is a little above average, around 6.5-6.75 in erect, the head sticks out about halfway ifni have both my hands clasped
Miserable girth tho like 4.5 in tops, not quite as thick as my index/middle fingers together at their base

I’d only claim fluency in two, but I know at least a little bit of dozens of languages

Pencil dick!

Miserable girth tho like 4.5 in tops

you’re not supposed to put your penis in tops though

My dream is to be a charlatan philosopher in ancient Athens who's forced into exile and gets killed by roving mountain bandits

What languages? French and English?

Yeah

I wanted to learn French at a certain point, but I hate how it sounds desu

Its good enough

If you’re the Brazilanon, it could be a “narcissism of small differences” thing, given how Portuguese is phonetically kind of similar to French in some ways. Similarity can lead to an offputting uncanny feel, kind of like how Dutch sounds so weird to Anglophones

I am a man of many regrets

French is one of the best sounding languages THOUGH

Sex with women often

please come play with us shitalians
skribbl.io/?PlChJOHk

I can save her

I wanna visit the Smithsonian museums of cool stuff

They are great museums.

Me too

We're so lucky to have been born and raised in places where we don't have to deal with this shit. I'm luckier than a californian for example, but still. Imagine just walking home and it's gone. I used to have nightmares like these as a kid. I come home from kindergarten and my door is gone. Or my parents don't know who I am.

Lebanese people are beautiful

I am so cooked

Every day we step on monogons

Post something funny

make my bub bubs bounce

204992208 I just did

No you didn’t

you dont think bub bubs bounce is funny?

Im on mobile ill join when I get get back from the toil in like 2 hrs

when i get the money this phone shall be mine

I only accept Christian and Druze Lebs

Get the bigger one

alri

Canada is experiencing a kind of that. I don’t recognize my home country anymore. I walk around in public and I’m completely surrounded by foreigners

anyone making a Turkey? Just got mine started with the brine

what bigger one?

I don't get how a college/uni can be "large" but have less than 100 graduates

That doesn't make sense, sounds like a scam

sending green messages

cringe

I’m going to my in laws today and parents tomorrow
I’m already gonna be forced to take a shit ton home as leftovers

Move to Alaska bro. Trust.

i only text my parents

invading anatolia

Just got mine started with the brine

Dude thinks he's snoop dogg

It’s full of Filipinos

it does look pretty cool tho 2bh

nice, a favorite of mine for turkey leftovers is to make egg noodles, then heat them in a pan with diced Turkey, leftover gravy and peas, and optional mushrooms.

Alaska is a beautiful place to visit, but I'm not sure if I'd want to live there

Alaska? The fuck are they doing there?
Name 3 reasons. All I can think of is shipping inconvenience.

how do i stop being a lazy bum. i am the most weakminded individual of all time

Find someone or something to love.

Filling in low level roles because the pay is good and they send it back to their family anyway

Incremental progress
Reward yourself for reaching goals
If you don't have the motivation for even this then there is no way I can force you. Consider at least reading books or playing some helpful YouTube videos in the background while you bedrot

3 reasons

I've been there and the vibe was off in the cities and towns.

Why do Canadians take such pride in their healthcare system when it is objectively subpar?
I'm talking to the point where Canadians in the US will refuse ALL treatment just to go to Canada. It's not cheaper as it costs $1000 just to be seen, they're all overcrowded and have no sense of urgency to care for their patients.

christmas present wont be here till january

That's too vague.
Shieeet maybe I should go. I heard you get paid to live there. Like 5k per year or something.

Dogberg smells like inside of a barn right now

Mostly because they're inundated with horror stories about the American system, which exists for virtually every country but nobody cares because only the USA isn't an irrelevant shit hole in the global scale

Are you the anon who's sister scratched your back like a wild animal?

No wtf lol

I couldn't stop looking at her feet

Japanese people are animists, but the amount of people who think I'm making a joke because it sounds like the word anime makes my brain rot a little more than it already is

thats me

meant to open the macadamia bag

opened the pecans on accident instead

FUCK UFCK FUCK

Why did she do that
Were you shirtless or did she scratch you through your shirt
Did it hurt
For some reason your story started occupying my mind much later, it's such an odd thing to imagine

Aiieee

This post feels a bit out of date. Healthcare is handled on a provincial level, so it varies a bit between them, but in general, the Canadian healthcare is practically on the brink of collapse. I haven’t heard of Canadians bragging about our healthcare system in ages. Privatization is even starting to enter mainstream discourse, which would have been unthinkable even ten or fifteen years ago.

It's not cheaper as it costs $1000 just to be seen

Not sure what you’re talking about with that part. There’s no equivalent to a deductible or copayment in Canada with our single payer system. The problem is that it’s often extremely difficult to see a doctor, especially for issues that are not deemed urgent/an emergency, with massive wait-lists that last years

Canadian healthcare at home:

Is this ground up rhinoceros penis?

Why did she do that

I put a sweat shirt into the dryer when it was filled with wet towels and she had a meltdown

Were you shirtless or did she scratch you through your shirt

i was shirtless

Did it hurt

yes it hurt for about 4 days i think im going to have scars on my back because of it

What do you feel about these different prices:

$19 / month
$9.95 / month
$29 / month

What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Some gay useless subscription like redditflix.

payed $500 last year for my phone

trade in value now is only $150

She made you bleed with just her nails? Did she scratch you repeatedly or just 1 good swipe? Did she apologize after? Is she 12 years old?

DO Europeans not sail the high seas anymore?

Miss having nails dug into my back iykwim

paying $500 for a phone

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

Yeah she made me bleed bad looked like a wild animal scratched me it was just 1 swipe, she is 26

Like piracy? I do except video games anymore but also new games are literal dogshit and I barely buy any.

Your sister is tigra, based and hot

assault is based and attractive!

Simp

being "assaulted" by your sister

Holy shit faggot alert

she is autistic and very sensitive

Slapped a bitch once because she was feeling herself and she scratched me pretty bad on my forearm.

Did she apologize, and is she genuinely autistic like she hits herself and can't talk and all that

Knower

shut up retard

I don't like being hurt

fuck up californian

Why the California hate?
California is based

I get off on it

she never apologized

she hits herself

yeah

can't talk

she talks to us in the house but is as quiet as a mouse when it comes to talking in public

I saw like literally 6 young ladies come and go from the waiting room at the chiropractor today i was the only dude
Lots of eye candy
Its 80° out today so leggos on display

Aw what a sweetheart
Be nice to her

sweetheart

kek she throws tantrums constantly and trashes the house

Not bleeding scratches like this anon got but its really good when shes got one hand gripping the back of your head and the other digging nails into your lat pulling you closer to her

I've been stabbed with a fork by a girl before.

It’s over

youtube.com/watch?v=09019xe0TiQ

my sister once stabbed the palm of my hand with a pencil

next phone im buying is $900

I once tripped in grade school whilst holding a pencil. The tip broke off, embedded in my hand, and you can still see it through my skin :^)

And now you've had pencil led stuck in you ever since.

Its over

HOLY FUCK I SUDDENLY NEED TO SHIT REAL BAD

Me but i have to piss because this contraption im strapped into is pressing my bladder

ouchy

yep

stock up on them peanuts

Why

Alexa why do some airplanes leave white trails behind

last day at toil :(

Poisoning the geese (thats a good thing)

dumb peanutposter

penus nuts

new: new: new:

Planes leave trails behind them because they are releasing a gas, this gas known as Trihexoflourin, is a calming agent used to decrease aggression while reducing impulse control and has been widely used by government organizations worldwide to pacify their populations and keep them orderly.

Too early

And foreigners can't make the new

Real new