Tell me some stories from your life that could happen only in your country
Tell me some stories from your life that could happen only in your country
went to 3 doctors, all of them sent me home and my appendix almost burst.
I'm 27 and I don't have a driving license
when i told my doctor i was thinking of suicide she threatened to call the cops and send me to the asylum
Greentext?
I got cuffed and thrown in the back of a cruiser a few mins from the train station in Saskatoon. I guess one finally got a good look at me about 10 mins down the road, figured I wasn't (completely) native, freaked out, and got his buddy to stop the car.
So instead of a three hour starlight walking tour back into town, I shaved 30 mins off my walk to my buddy's place. Even when our cops are being racist cunts, they still can't help being helpful.
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31st of January 2021, I was with friends in sauna, drinking and sauning. At around 1:30 am 1st February 2021 we exited sauna, didn't know where to go and ordered taxi to a random place in the city centre to go somewhere from there. There I saw a stray dog and started playing with it. The dog was cute and playful but started pulling off my mittens and even succeeded but I took it back. Then we went to friend's house, then told hi to his sister our former classmate but she called dad and he came and kicked us out but that's not the point.
In the morning I woke up and saw a tiny little cut on my hand, the one from which the mitten was pulled off. I became really worried. What if the dog had dormant rabies? Or even if it didn't rabies somehow got into my blood? I went for a walk and saw a woman who asked for my help to walk her home. As I was walking with her she was talking about how she was afraid of dogs because a pack chewed on her for a bit sometime ago. I thought that's a sign and went to the trauma ward to get rabies vaccine. The doctor laughed at my story and said it's nothingburger. But I told him that even it's 0.01 chance I don't want to take it and he gave me rabies vaccine. The nurse was an old yakut lady who was babbling about how bad of a person I am for getting drunk at 19-20 years of age (this is exactly the age when you do this shit isn't it?). I had to get the vaccine every now and then for 6 month and I was forbidden from drinking any alcohol for a year due to the vaccine. Rabies vaccine mixed with alcohol can cause lethal reaction. But I started drinking again after 2 months and stopped taking the vaccine and I'm alright.
Same would have happened here
My friend group made fun of the only member who wasn’t circumcized.
My coworker is a closet tranny, noticed the tits they try to hide a few months ago
I got sucked off by an older guy at the army. I was 18 and he was 23 and from the Caucasus.
Yaoi love story we deserve
I was actually kinda scared of him. He called me out "to have a talk" and then he went on his knees and just went for it. I didn't cum or even get hard he just did the thing for a few minutes and then went to the toilet supposedly to get off.
Tbh seeing a scary dude getting all gentle and submissive was pretty fascinating
But yeah it was rape
Shit's really weird if you axe me
Axing someone is weird in general
But yeah it was rape
do you got any trauma or turned into a fag?
No, no trauma but it's a very weird memory
What about my story Mr. Poezdbay
I had a friend who took one shot of covid vaxx in 2020, got bitten by a dog so he had to take rabies shots, he drank alcohol in the process, then got two vaxx shots right after. I fully expected him to turn into a zombie
*Ms.
Honestly I can't tell much, it's mid
Ms.
I also took one vaxx shot in the same year as being allegedly bitten by the dawg but didn't take the second half of the vaxx because I was too lazy to go
Very scary, I'm gonna be scared
Maybe i know you irl. Some your friends may have gotten sucked off by a hach.
It's hardly could be called rape, even though technically is
kek same happened to me but they let me out after 10mins
Got it Ms. Nauryzgul
How about you tell a story
Nah that's not me. Similar but some parts are different plus I'm from Yakutsk
To add a bit now that i remembered it.
What i really regret is not pushing him off or recoiling or anything. At first i was very scared he's gonna beat/bully me and then i just got so confused my brain felt completely empty.
...I DID FUCKING PUT MY HAND ON HIS HEAD! I don't why i did that. I really don't know. I probably saw it in porn and thought *huh if we're really doing that* or something. He talked to me like nothing happened on the next day and never tried anything like that again. Maybe he found some other guy that was actually gay.
Worst thing is that technically it was my first time having "sex".
I never told any of my gfs any of that
What they hell were you doing in Saskatoon? You have your own frozen shitholes.
Applied for Wohngeld, basically extra income from the state so you can pay the rent. They wanted additional documents and gave me a limit of 1 month. Said document I get from place B but need to wait 3 months. To get it faster they sent me to place C where the next available appointment was possible in 2 months.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
I assisted some girl to find her way, we started to talk a little and she said that my Kazakh is insanely good for a russian.
I told her that I'm not russian but kazakh, and she looked at me with dumbfound face, and asked my tribe
Are you my gf perchance?
No, I'm not into miscegenation
Interesting. Your story is very similar to something my gf would have told who is currently visiting mum in Astana. She's half Russian but likes being treated like full Kazakh sometimes and her Kazakh is very good but she is not very confident about it
And what's your tribe by the way
a coworker was kidnapped in a taxi by a gang. they stole all his money, broke both his legs, and tried to sell him for ritual sacrifice. luckily he lived because the people who were going to buy him didn't want him. he was too damaged. he got dumped in the street and taken to a hospital later.
Well, glad for her but I'm full blood kazakh. No russian influence
Had a similar-ish-esque interaction with a girl at work a while ago.
She came in with a fresh Ojibwe thunderbird tattoo on her back. Turns out her dad's Spanish and her mom's Ojibwe. Turns out her mom's from the same res my dad's mom's from. My grandma used to babysit her mom.
She got all of her dad's Spanish genes, and I got all my mom's Anglo/Nord genes.
We've got a dozen more coworkers with family from the same area of the world, all with very little in the way of native features.
We piled into a few vans and invaded their bar this past Friday. They didn't seem to mind.
Kypshak?
I'm uak, but my grandmother is kypshak
I see. Kypshaks tend to be the fairest looking kazakhs
Why do you think so?
Russians and Kazakhs look all the same
My opinion is just an outsider's impression, but of all kazakhs I've seen kypshaks were the most light skinned and almond eyed
Naimans I've seen all looks east Asian. And those from the Western desert regions look the brownest
qrd?
Got drunk, played with a stray dog, in the morning gaslighted myself into thinking that I might have gotten rabies
I will be you in two years
Very African post. How many people from you circle were killed?
Interesting things happening in the Russian army
Yeah naimans are basically mongols, but westerners are actually more light from my experience
There was a news story of a road rage incident in California and both sides had guns and shot each other. Both of them died.
Government introduced a tax on a fee
Teslas are considered "affordable" because the govt. taxes every other brand to death
30% of the population works in govt jobs
Asset tax makes every entrepreneur leave the country as soon as they're profitable
I was 20 before a stabbing happened within 5 miles of where I live
Now it's a weekly occurrence, police don't do anything about it because we can't be racist now can we
Fuck I hate this place so much
Ahh the fruits of diversity
What is the point of taxing citizens to death if you have oil fund that make everyone rich anyway? Why doesn't Sweden and Denmark doesn't have this problem without oil?
3 but the others deserved it. one got into fight with military policeman. one killed by wife's family for beating her. one crushed by water truck while was working under it, he used log to raise it.
Oh but we can't use the oil fund because muh inflation so we tax everyone to death instead.
Combine that with 1/3 people working for the govt, young natives choosing to be NEETs, immigrants not knowing how to fucking spell when they graduate from the local madrassa and the boomer bubble shortly reaching peak retirement and we're sitting on an economic time bomb.
Things are about to get venezuela style real here in a few years when the gibs dry out and the swedish gangs turn us into a narco-state.
Are you from lagos? Why do you think people in your country are so dumb?
Was walking home from school I think and some weird people honked at me and yelled "AUSLÄNDER RAUS!". I raised my right arm to show them solidarity but then they closed the windows and drove past me.
Are Kara-Khitai without honor?
Kara khitans who?
we had a chance to become a great country, but it has been ruined over 60 years by those in charge. they steal the wealth, move it out of the country, and more people become poor every day. it doesn't matter if it's hausa, yoruba, igbo, or edo, the leaders are all shit. dangote opened a refinery to make petrol locally but the government still chooses to sell our crude overseas so they can profit from corruption. dangote has to import crude from other countries to make petrol and then export it again. this country is a joke.
Just blame yt pipo like everyone else on your continent and leech us for free gibs.
i am not a black american or from a french speaking country.
Well, majority of black Americans have your genes
Let me guess, you're a wealthy prince.
He has a job and access to internet, it makes him wealthier than most of his country desu soy
I think that most people in Nigeria have access to internet. It's not some wild ass country like Burundi, I'd say it's more like African India in terms of development level
no
let me guess, you're a viking
Yes
Those who remained in Africa have winner genes and those who got sent to America have loser genes
Got arrested for drinking water in public during Ramadan (I was 12) and stayed with the cops for 4-5 hours till my parents picked me up