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hasn't been a problem for like 5 years

listening to music on spotify then playing my songs on fl studio and realising i'm an embarrassing pile of shit who should just die asap

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

go through the normal checkout then, make those wagies earn their keep

My strong electromagnetic field caused by working on free electricity must be causing the machines to glitch

scrmeaing

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

That should rattle everyone you fucking nonce

It's crazy that people are expected to eat 400 grams of vegetables a day

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

there are a lot of you who i think could really benefit from one of our all-inclusive suicide packages

Play Geotastic.net

speadeophile

Your strong stench is causing my nose to twitch heheheh

do not reply to posts that appear to be a spambot
report and ignore

W-w-w-wut did I do?

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

alri joao pessao
i'll leave you alone

Report spaedo
Ignore spaedo
Filter spaedo

mumberg is spending Christmas at sister’s place this year so I won’t see her on Christmas Day or New Year

I suggest we go out for a meal the week before and I’ll pay, tell her she can choose where we go and book it

she books the most expensive gastropub in the area, will be about 60/70 quid each

ffs I was thinking of a carvery or something haha

Mate, stop bullying me this is not fair

crazy how to even suggest jews are a shadowy cabal controlling governments and media would get you labelled a conspiracy loon aha

not spending Christmas with your mother

shame on you, you deserve it

shes done you

Hmmm

your transparent campaign has failed, piss off

these sanctions are an insanely bad idea

That isn’t that expensive for a good meal, are you poor?

My pronouns are goy/jew

For instance

Goy gives money to you

You give money to jew

sad to think some of you can't even leave no matter how bad it gets

Bet he shops at Lidl or Aldi as well

mad how chatgptberg can violate its own usage policies, the future is now folx

Hahahaha she absolutely knew what she was doing there
When the check comes ditch her like a 1980s comedy
Kinda serves you right for going on a date with ya ma tho
Why aren't you going to your sister's?

spending it with my in laws this year
She has desu
Wow alri your lordship lmfao

ever thought about shagging her

Good one

Me and the Mrs try to alternate whose family we spend Christmas with each year.
Shagging my mum? Never really considered it myself personally no

forgets to mention the part where he had terrorist bomb manuals and wrote justifications over raping women and kids. Thats what got him the 4 years

any roadman in?

Rinsed him

did you hear about that bloke who got killed in prison after being locked up for raping and killing a 3 year old black girl?
i don't mean to make this political, but incidentally that's the only known case of a white male raping a black female in the US in over 50 years

I'm an eshay adlay, we run shit down here. What's going on?

Out of a country of 300 million that is nothing short of menthol

More of a ruahomen meseld

Strongly doubt this post is true haha

any nightmare hellscape inhabitants in

saw a spook today

Went to see a performance of Handel's "Messiah" at Westminster Abbey last night

Honestly it was extremely bussin, the location, the choir, the fact the attendees weren't knuckle dragging cretins
Will be attending more choral events in the future

Business idea: Eurobillions

looking in the mirror

business idea: buy high, sell low

be brown

rape someone

18 months in prison, out in 9

be white

say someone should get raped

4 years

REALLY makes you think

cost and how u get involved in that then? u talk to anyone?

Sounds brill, how much were tickets?

get the XRP bought

get the wealth redistributed

shut the fuck up rork you utter benchod lmfao

im white (portuguese)

ordered meself some maccas for me cheat day
by which i mean A LOT of maccas
big tasty with bacon
big tasty medium meal w/ a chocky shake
ohohohohohohoho
oh yes
we are talking about 2400 kcals lads
in ONE MEAL
but i've earnt it, haven't i?
lost meself 10lbs this month as of the other day
probs more like 11 now as i ate 800cals or so yday
so - i'm treating meself
and you can all just like that, or lump it
take care

e vao

He was also a budding terrorist desu.

Very based
Imagine taking a Tinder date Stacey to that instead of a Nandos. Her head would explode.

Good lad you gotta treat yourself every now and then that’s what life’s all about really innit x

Good on you mate
What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stuff our fat fucking faces with lovely slop?

you're just burning muscle and replacing it with fat

how u get involved in that then?

Blud it's not the freemasons you just buy a ticket

don't stuff your lovely faces full of fucking slop

this is an english general mate.

What is this life if, full of care

My dad read that poem at my grandad's funeral
Was mega cringe

CAN'T WAIT FOR ME MACCAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaah it gon be YUM

yh x it's me first big cheat day reckon i needed it but probs wouldn't have done it if big tasty wasn't back. was always me fave

ur implying i had any muscle lol x

youtube.com/watch?v=_dDz-bvV2DM

grow up

youtube.com/watch?v=LJDsF9hkMgY

The New Bedford homendem

Oh my days

Yeah mate your body's really going to cannibalise that horrible stringy muscle when it has a lovely big fat arse to chew on
Come off it!!!

If I was in charge I'd make cookies illegal. just nosey init. Never mind my browsing history mind your own fucking business.

A huntsman has colonised my room and I can't remove him easily without killing him.

i know that i've had mac donalds before
and how it could be with you
really tasty baby
really tasty baby
how could you have, a burger with no fries?
you're the scran that i have ordered
AND NOW I'VE GOT TO, SCRAN IT AAAAAAAALL

shup rude

love bristol county, me

Do a haka at him

It does. It'll burn it faster than fat when you're only eating 800 cal

It's you or him, likely you.

NORF FC

very slowly attempt to touch it with your cock and get it on video
you will be a legend

like a burger without a fries,
and a sloppy big apple pie,
been missing every part

the streamer waifu quit streaming
still talk to her on discord though

nigga thinking chess needs a tech tress lmfao

how much money have you sent her this week?

you know a man is broken when his gf stream on twitch

Wtf is happening in london nowadays

i am very high IQ
sorry meant ICK
ahahah

You ever go to the food festival ther? Best pastel de natas I ever had, including Portugual

I've never subbed and never donated to any streamer.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

might saw my own head off

mr incognito,
in-cog-nito,
mr incognito,
in-cog-nito,
mr incognito,
in-cog-nito,
mr incognito,
in-cog-nito,
mr incognito,
in-cog-nito,
mr incognito,
in-cog-nito,
mr incognito,
in-cog-nito

the moon did a poo

east london, south africa, more like

ain't no waaaaaaay...

Someone make the new please

the Festa do Santissimo Sacramento?

it has too many madeirans (I am Acorean) but it's still kino

threads gone to shit goodbye

Fuck off

I DIDNT KNOW WHERE SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE WAS AND IT COST ME THE MATCH AND I KNEW IT WAS THERE FUCK

IP's, Reset

Mumberg, locked in the toilet debating wether to call 111

it's spaki time

Have just copped this

Should go great with my dark gray corduroys and a nice black mock neck. Thinking black lug sole Chelsea boots or my Belleville aviators for the shoes. Crisp.

what's cracking fellas

should start practising my theory test

Alright lads the cuck posting is getting a bit cringe now lol, let’s find a new gimmick yeah? :/

FOLC

Need to see your missus take a vanta black congo bbc meat missile 2bqhwy

Ah forgot pic silly me haha

Very pretty jacket yeah

over for rorke

SIR YES SIR

theorise THIS nigga *punches you*

Bet your bf will love that outfit lad

suck ya mum

Alri mouthyank
Don't bother, nothing you wear could make you look human

rorke is finished

Anon Babbleggot who listens to slowdive core

irrationally excited for me maccas
should be here very soon

might go prowling around a uni campus looking for student girl fanny

looks like shit retard

mcdonalds
scottish name

da cronem giving a good morning kiss to all his different katies x

this but the local secondary x

£15 quid cause we sat in the real shitmunchers area, think "good" tickets started around £25
Friend suggested it is how I got involved but I think a lot of the bigger churches are doing events like that coming up to Christmas
You also have evensong most evenings at a lot of churches

sun down at half 16
sun still not up at half 6

alexis mac donald

Going for a poo. If you do not hear from me within 30 minutes do NOT send help.

'kin 'ell, tests tomorrow

Zero Madeirans is one too many Madeirans imo

TAZ'DINGO

'!

would go to stuff like this if i didn't hate christmis

FOLC

*acts cool as if I’m not bothered, keeps looking at my phone like I’m distracted*
*waits for you to close the bathroom door behind you*
*sprints at full pace, kneels on floor with nose placed as close to the door gap as possible, nostrils flared as wide as I can possibly get them hoovering up every last poo smell molecule I can possibly gather*

doing my lgv, been driving longer than you've been alive mate

katy turning a thug into a timmy x

Can I hire you to drive it over my bollocks after you pass lad? x

I have attached my photograph showcasing Rorke's demise to this post

jokes on you I didn't even shut the door

great value that really

np x

This geotastic shit is so fun. Cant stop playing.
Openguessr is good but better for singleplayer

For a 2.5 hour performance yeah really can't complain

doooon't cryyyyy,
don't clooooose, you eeeeeeeyes,
it's ooooonlyyyyy, teeeeeeenaaage, wastescran

Seems like the National Lottery has bollocksed things up again and given my Euromillions jackpot to some other cunt

black man on the right is going to suffer from psychosis in the winter soon and end up in prison for 40 years x

Is life always like this, brother?
Good for one side but bad for another
I must put you behind me tonight
'Cause you belong to the lights

dread wearing goons with the birds
timmy quietly taking the photo x

fuck up poof

And leng tings to chat to in the intermission, or all oldies?
I imagine a lot more oldies, genuinely worried this stuff will die or by the time I have grandkids

177,000,000

should've been me

spewing, was looking forward to my pint as well

mmhmm nun he cud do x

every time someone gets murdered and their family is interviewed they ALWAYS say something like "their smile lit up the room"
could be coincidence or perhaps the families being unoriginal when it comes to compliments, that we also can't ignore the possibility that being able to light up a room might also act as some kind of bait for potential murderers

I think it's worth saying at this juncture (although I'm sure you're all aware) that that fellow is NOT australian

pareto principle innit x

None of this have dreads you mong

It's here lads
It has arrived
Oooooh yes :)

told my family never to give one of those statements and definitely not to have a roadside mural if I die doing some stupid shit, embarrassing that

I think there is a lot that Timmy could do, actually. I think that he is a productive member of society and should be respected by the cronem.

oh it should've been me
it could've been me
everybody knows
everybody says so

dread wearing

your porn addiction has now blinded you

Zooming in on receipts and enhancing the picture
We'll have you doxxed in no time

i already checked the piccy!

wish was legal to kill nazis
all white supremacists should be genocided lol

enjoy

zoom in, enhance, rotate, flip

just arranged for an extra 800 chicken nuggies for you mate x

One of the greener parts of Argentina
Right in between Brazil and Paraguay

cronem doing sets of hymen busters x

i shit and piss on the graves of nazis.

Listening to Mitski x

Grim view from your smelly adulthood bedroom

jeezy own half of atlanta

I have been there

There was actually a reasonable number of young people, more than I expected

everyday is like sunday

North argentina? I think you mean south Brazil my lad

What’s wrong with it? :/

The city was named after British entrepreneurs who launched railroad stations in the region to ease the transportation of coffee grains from northern Paraná and southern São Paulo states to the port of Santos. The word Londrina pays homage to the British capital (Londres in Portuguese), since a London cotton company, Paraná Plantations Limited, made the original investment to settle in this area.

Playing a dangerous game with those reflections fella, I respect it though

hear he was a millionaire before he started rapping

Mental how powerful us Anglos are

love how the british just brought railways everywhere
we don't credit railways enough for their role in building the modern world

Nice, what was the demographics? Not trying to be a racialist, I actually imagine a fair few African families enjoying some Christian entertainment

And leng tings? I need to know the leng ting numbers

das rite
he had the streets on lock

mental how I cant cum during sex because I wanked too much as a teenager
doesnt matter if its fanny, arse, blowjob, man, woman, I simply cannot cum from any sex at all completley ruined my shaggers life before it even started

Well Rorke?

okay that's quite funny

Brazil and Belgium to prove you are different people please post long and detailed replies to 2 posts in the next minute

Atleast 3 paragraphs.

i need me a wyt boi that sucks a real mean dick and knows how to take a dick like a champ!

i don't know about every post i've made online in my life.

but i wouldn't shy away from having my real identity tied to anything i say here right now.

some of you a real racist keyboard warrior pussies that seriously deserve a broken nose, badly.

some of you would get fucked up bad and quick if you acted in real life the way you act online, and fully deserve it.

Actually did some good work at toil
Feels weird
Shan't be making a habit out of it

Loved the gf so much, and she chucked me away like rotten meat

Blogposting freak

Demographics were about 90% white I'm assuming mostly English and then a spattering of blacks and Asians
There were a few nice looking women but they were the posh aristocratic looking types so completely unavailable for a prole such as myself

some people do say some rotten things on here
sorry to hear

Looking forward to clogwog's take on this

Não

not quite my tempo

Okay, which one of you was this

English people speaking portriguese? mental

We live in post-Rorkian Britain

About to do a tempo run me haha quite a coincidence
Did I mention I have a girlfriend? Met her at my £80k job

He's such a good actor but I can only ever see him as the racist guy in Oz

her bodycount?

not illegal is it

Cathedral in Londrina

Cor lad, you have it all made

Which basic things were involved in the Black Friday deals. Yeah 30% off a £1000 phone is great and all, but if I could get 40% off a pair of £30 M&S jeans that would be pretty grand

Diego's proper seething today

Had a close'un then

Cities are so fucking awful, imagine living in one of those megatowers behind the church

grimgrimgrim

Probably quite womfy

watched a bit of death stranding on the 'tube, had no clue what the fuck was going on, looks like some android arcade shite

Britain is a MUSLIM country Rorke, accept it and move on!!!

live in Anglo-Brazilian utopia

have cute half native brown gf

walkable cities

less litter than in the UK

>walkable cities

Literally every city in this country is walkable

Okay so about to be expected I guess
Shame about the posh tings, I'd love to take a chavvy Stacey to one of those things, Eliza Doolittle that broad

cities aren't that bad to be fair, it's very nice to live a 5 minute walk away from everything
countryside is overrated imo, I grew up there and there's literally fuck all happening since all the land is fenced off by some tarq boomer farmer

how long is a long walk?

Excuse me?

Not with pakis and drug fiends about

literally fuck all happening since all the land is fenced off by some tarq boomer farmer

British issue, this is why we were meant to immigrate to Australia and the States

muslim girls love white cock

The sad fucker is clearly getting tanked up at this time as well lmfao he’ll get worse as the afternoon rolls on and then probably fall asleep

I'd love to take a chavvy Stacey to one of those things

I think they'd burst into flames the second they set foot in a church

Now check out the cathedral in Rio, it's fucking dire

Organising a casual swim, me, haven't done it in years

KINO

Driving around Chester in my Honda Jazz listening to “Welcome to Los Santos” from the GTA V soundtrack

just did it to my waifu

At 3pm again Adam?

Nah it's not, not at all, surrounded by skyscrapers too
But the inside is kinda nice I guess

Travellers' anger as police block their children from Manchester Christmas markets and put them on trains to Grimsby

What deep Spaino lore is this referencing then?

British issue,

ah yes farmland does not exist outside of the uk

stained glass can only be seen from inside

Gay as fuck

13
wet

Didnt ask for your bio mate

Prefer siswet me

What "happens" in cities that makes them so great?

Nothing you need to worry about mate lol

pensioners go to plays and museums so neet millenials can pretend they do shit besides order deliveroo

"16, clumsy and shy"

hurry up and get the last few posts made and get the new out, i've got an urgent post in the chamber

this
deliverooable restaurants is what's happening

Got a great factoid for the new

samsung is going down and down
the current president of samsung is really useless and incompetent
he majored in korean history in university
he knows nothing about it and technology
his only pros is that he is kind and frugal

mental how Samsung and LG are these giant influential pillars of your society that people grind just to be employed by and are known for their innovative technologies, but are completely feudal in business practice

korean history

Probably one of the most boring histories in the world

shut up you spastic jelly tough guy

Shagging?

Yeah that’s great mate, so yeah ermmm… one special fried rice, one sweet and sour chicken, yeah can I have the sauce separate on that please and errmmm… one prawn toast as well. Thanks pal

phwoar love prawn toast me

Grim