edition
/brit/
not a fan of Rorke
x.com
Screaming
check up on your medicare lads
Americans pay for Israels free healthcare
Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says
i find Anglo-Irish internet fights to be extremely cringe and reddit
Who is this lady?????????????????
I was watching some American channels the other day and I just had to switch it off. The adverts are mental.
funny how the IRA acts like targeting the military is fair game when the military were there to protect civilians morally speaking completely in the right
might to a wank to fat girl porn
mental how most of the people infatuated with these sonic films are grown men
maybe the lighter fluid taste is because im using my bed blanket as a plate and i had to turn the blanket this morning when i got up because of all the sweating
ruins his relationship with his family
loses his titles
no more free gibs
gets hated by everyone
runs away to america to start a new life there
nobody is interested in him or his wifes projects
tells americans they are dumb for liking their first and second amendment
gets even more hate from americans
will now most likely be separating from the woman who caused it all, who married him just to boost her career
has anyone in the history of the modern day royal family been JUST'd this much? andrew doesnt count
i dont get how they sit through these ads
the nfl is even worse
if it was a-raining virgins
i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof
when i feel me heart throb surgin'
the sheilas just tell me to bugger off
life seems to shoot through
when i want her to stay
i'm as lonely as a bastard on father's day
They were useless anyway. Kept getting shot or blown up.
Fears for missing Worksop father, 33, last seen in B&Q garden centre
That children's cancer ward was actually a Hamas weapons dump.
nth for the holodem
Would you rather tell people you stream yourself over reacting to trailers of a children's movie or that you are a bin man?
oh my days
don't even know my own mind me
any gamerboys in
american medication commercials where they have to audibly list all the side effects are so bizarre
I know what you mean. Something about the guy just feels way too "wholesome".
wah
My mate's a bin man and he's sound. No one shames him for it. So the latter.
give it a good tug for me lad
massive pozzed up nigger jungle pole throwing rope after rope of pozzed jungle juice up my prolapsed asshole as I eat an entire kfc jungle bucket of nigger cock and assholes
got banned from Anon Babbleukpolitics, some thread was about irish people in the uk not respecting the remembrance day and all that. one post said 'the thing is we irish just never forget' and i posted 'you literally forgot your own language, you're just being rude in our country because you don't have an actually distinctive culture to centre your identity on'
don't think thats on that
excellent choice
he's a homosexual
The actually story is fucked tbf.
chick from hawaii plans trip to NY to see her aunt for a bucket list vacation (Nov 8)
starts texting one friend about how she missed her flight (Nov 9)
days later texts another about how "deep hackers" stole her money and she's scared (Nov 11)
she never arrives in NY
her phone is last tracked to her flight connection in LA
she's spotted on camera leaving LAX
her family goes to LA and starts begging everyone for help
police find video of her with a man at night in the most degenerate area of town (Nov 11)
her family were apparently shocked by the video
her dad kills himself by jumping off the roof of a parking lot in LA
She's probably addicted to fentanyl after meeting up with some dude off the Internet and is now turning tricks for a high
like that wallpaper
Russian general and hundreds of North Korean troops 'killed in first UK-supplied Storm Shadow missile' strike
best timmy cud do
would
Yeah that's what I was watching. The advert was long enough but then they're listing all the shit out vocally. And then it's on to ozempic or some diabetes pill. And the cunt comes on every 15 minutes when you're trying to watch a film. I don't know how they put up with that shit. No wonder Netflix became so popular.
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE
can't believe I'm gonna die for globalists
phwoarrr new single mum just dropped
fake news
Astronomers be like
ah yes, we will name that planet Mercury, and that one Saturn, and that one Jupiter
fast forward to present day
yeah so this one is Bingwongus X-3255 and this one is Nog 968x4 with Nog 968x5 next to it
i'm timmy
Sorry but we had a very reliable report from "Pints" O'Haggerty down at the Red Setter's Cock that Margaret Thatcher was staying in that orphanage
Suffer dreadfully from arrested development. Still dont feel like an adult yet.
Quads
Reckon I’d have done Myra Hindley
cronem enjoying his chamomile tea before going to sleep, his gherkin day shift is over
yeah so this one is Bingwongus X-3255 and this one is Nog 968x4 with Nog 968x5 next to it
Also known as your mum and her orbiters.
strange
cant trust a man with a jaw/chin like that
Mandem got ops on his case?
actually having tabs on the side of the screen is a lot better
ain't dat da truth g
gotten quads about 3 times in the past 24 hours
worried i'm burning through my lifetime allotment of luck on fleeting trivialities, just like that time i solved a rubiks cube by accident in less than 10 seconds
Corr
sir kid stalker
same lol
The last thing you’re going to see
Blimey, only thing faster than that was your conception
Weird as I've gotten quads myself twice today. Wish I didn't now because I've got a lottery ticket for the euromillions tonight and don't want all my luck used up
russia is globalist
why does /brit/ have a butter face fat girl fetish?
take a load off fanny
This is going to be the last thing I see. I have already made arrangements.
guess what the mother was sentenced to
took Flora to the vet today. they gave her a clean bill of health
oive got hydrocarbons in me spit because of bread (hydrocarbon)
Take my load for free
you're on a hot streak lad, get amongst it
I heard you like magic
I got a wand and a rabbit!
hundreds
trillions*
one day
this view is such a turn on but there's so little porno with it
whoop whoop
one day what
Ironic that she's going to be stuck in a cell now
not for long!
guy on the left is just that young picture of stalin face-mixed with starmer
got a cold sore
Maybe a social worker will save her
i don't get it, are you trying to imply that my dad was a premature ejaculator? because that's very contrived if you are
Seriously disturbed young lady x
UK defense contractors are gonna build themselves artificial islands in the English Channel in a few years with all the dough they'll be rolling in
mentul elves, no sentence
roke looks at this face and thinks yeah i wanna cum on it
poof freak you are
Timmy looking for Ting Tong
and[(and)and] YA PUT DA LOAD RIGHT ON ME
leftypol bakes hammer sickle cakes and cuts off xis cock in the poly relationships
gay if ye dont
Porn
look like Rachel Reeves
He wasn't the first, and he definitely won't be the last
this looks better
no u
That's a foreign woman that did that isn't it.
looks like a tranny m8
looks like that one image of young Stalin that's not actually him
If the draw is open its literally fine to keep a baby in there
Considering women will shake their kid to death and they will just say it's SIDS so they don't have a breakdown, I'd say she was sentenced to exactly zero days in prison.
stories like this make my blood boil, what a fucking cunt i really hope someone in prison caves her head in and leaves her with permanent scarring
not every woman with high cheekbones and a jawline is a tranny mate
just noticed that that image had been doctored thus so that it would appear to be both keir starmer and rachel reeves
going to bed lads, see you in the morning
pmcs, arms manufacturers... job creators, jack!
holly peers deluxe sexo arso free with this month's edition of shagger's digest
Sir PID Onehundred
You just know
This one?
had another £4 doner kebab
same place as yesterday
im absolutely disgusted with myself
but you cant beat that value for money
4 quid and its massive
myriad wanks
not sure what the big deal is, this used to be common in the ol' days, as long as it didn't get closed, so what?
another night of gymtoil innit? yeah
everyone says he looked hot in this picture, but it's literally just his hair, he has a monkey face
Thinking Ungodly thoughts.
pifff
he was hot for a genocidal totalitarian incel freak
i'm implying she looks like a man and thats gay
development in the case of the open relationship girl I've been trying to shag
turns out she's one of my ex's best friends but said ex has blessed the shag so shouldn't present a problem
Anon Babble admins implement mp4 support for some bizarre fucking reason but still no webp support for images despite it being a fucking imageboard and half of the images online now being webp for some reason
Epic
Sir Fourth Mediaplayer
Britishbros... I'm sorry...
I failed you...
how is mp3 different to mp4
well at that point he was just a young hooligan
lol
how come, mario?
MAMA MIA
Sir Webp Denier
Never learnt to count that high hmmm
Wfh at the moment
Night shift you see
Anyone remember cokelad
Che vuoi
only bird ill ever have haha...
my idea suicide pod is one that i get in and the staff empty canisters of air horns into it via a vent or tube
Stalin was a rat faced freak
treating the mums to a meal tomorrow
any golfball sucker man in
It'd be ironic if the near-death experience gave her a new lease of life
The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons to protect the identity of the child
Ah of course
still mogs me
by a lot!
still got amazing hair tbqh
WTF is going on in America?
Hey Buddy! Do you have a bollocks license?
suffocation, no breathing
got to pander to all the phoneposters who don't know how to make webms and just want to post videos they downloaded off of twitter and reddit without any extra effort
Definitely brown
it's mad there isn't more vigilantism from social workers
imagine finding this situation and coolly ringing up the police to come sort it out
mental how vitriolic everywhere on the internet has become
it used to be you'd read harsh and edgy things only on places like Anon Babble or liveleak, but nowadays you'll see people saying the worst shit on instagram, reddit, facebook
just get a DNR form and inhale canned air products in the parking lot of the shop you bought them at if youre gonna do it actually thats my idea
suicide pod but its just a normal room with no drain and all you can do is piss and eventually you drown in the piss because it fills up the room >.<
arcane season 2 was too short
don't care if I cum myself yeeting
they implemented it but there was some exploit that people found in webp
Luna
why do trannies always pick this one
No they finished her off by hand
Saw "Wicked" at the cinema.
Yeah, he appears way too "wholesome" to the point it's annoying (to me at least).
I can tell she's African. Dunno how. Sixth sense. Psychic racism. Subtle cues from the quotes. I just know
Which one of you sat on the other's lap?
So this is acting
based
Meanwhile in Canada
not very hygienic that
get in the peaceful death pod
think thats it
interrupted by them opening the door, begin to strangle you
drawer obviously was closed you pillocks
apparently the 1999 Jungle Book cd-rom is hiding covert pedophillic symbols, stay safe out there folks
What do you mean?
No my Roman brvther we failed you.
father doesn't want his son to be trooned
lives in california
This doesn't make any sense, he can't possibly have been that against it
i'm a full stack web dev and i had a client who wanted me to render all their images in webp despite their site being built on JS. glad they had a change of heart bc that would've been fucking laborious
You'll never stop me!!
so what's your daily routine like
play pokemon, spam ai, engorge yourself in food? is that your cycle?
is it?
Nothing mate bet you had a lovely time singing along with your friends
well that's not great but it's not horrifying
i shouldve eaten some ketchup with my bread
you stole this joke from somewhere but i forget exactly
i would love to be sucked off while im dying
They must know this guy is going to kill his ex-wife now, surely.
I really can't see any other option for him, do they really think he's just going to be like "damn, thought I could win that one, guess you can cut my son's dick off"
today I'm thinking poo, I'm thinking gymtoil then I'm thinking swim
MtF name themselves like they're in a porno.
FtM be like: Hi I'm Jeff
got a cold x
Jeezy owns half of the Atlantic
wicked wicked, junglist massif
you forget because i made the joke up just now
two people can think the same thing at the same time btw...
independently
And no washing inbetween
Harry Potter
its name is achoo x
just looked up one of my old gfs from school, she got married to a pajeet, a fucking sikh
I can picture her now
Fat, west african, exclusively eats her own culture's food with dodgy black market ingredients, believes cleopatra was black but too lazy to be full schizo about it, shouts at people in public with little provocation
only a few more days and I can shave the bum fluff off of my face
/^Jeezy owns half of the Atlantic$/ if you want to go around ban/filter evading with your catchphrase
BBC targetz
was my day off so i worked out then played video games all day
:)
Mad how we abandoned Christianity and replaced with Trannyism all in the space of less than 10 years.
yt ppl love this shit
i'm not putting my knob up that you shit from there
alri
well in the one i heard, the pod malfunctioned and the doctors had to strangle them to save face
x
JS was a rat faced manlet but you cant deny he was fucking based.
You'll only ever find love if you sikh it
Nah, she won, his son is dead. Now he grieves
MtFs want to be stunning and sexy and sassy and desired and look like anime characters
FtMs just want to be little fellas
no they name themselves like an anime and ftms name themselves like twinks
MtF names: Luna, Lilith, Celeste
FtM names: Oliver, Aiden, Noah
i can and will deny that Stalin was based. He was not basd
the thing I find so funny about some of these marriages is that the white spouse often has to convert to the brown's one religion
Reckon the two should meet in the middle somewhere
mad how gay life can be sometimes
like, if you're in a rainforest with your bredrin and a snake bites him in the cock, you'd have no choice but to suck the venom out of his cock to save his life innit
The mum later told police officers that she’d been in an abusive relationship with the father of the baby and didn’t want to tell him she was pregnant.
mad how that string of posts about the race of the female culprit were all samefag
Hope this story draws to a close x
gorlami
my cousin is a trans man named Jake. he's a bartender and, on the side, buys old cars, fixes them, and resells them, which is on paper at least, way more masculine than what any of my other male relatives are doing
save his life?
hahaha!
Jeezy owns half of Atlantis
just made me fry up
chucked on the /brit/
happy days
/^Jeezy owns half of Atlantis$/
jeezy owns half of argougne
ain't nun he culd do x
filename
lol
Orca that killed one of its trainers dies in Tenerife zoo having spent its whole life in captivity
ive totally arsed up my life
here's Flora
mousey :3
i need M6G
reckon mousey has a massive swinging cock
Ariana Grande looks gravely ill now, it's mental.
Looks more like a Marge
one can only hope
itll be alright babe
Good lad.
Time to have a massive goon sesh with fat slags on the agenda.
the flighter fluid taste is probably just me sucking the gas through the cig into my mouth hay
gay jewish hollywood execs want you to pretend she is beautiful or something
jeezy own half of atlanta
brittany murphy vibes
it's actually a cat but okay.
who owns the other half?
flighter fluid
fucking hate tasting butane when my vape is nearly spent. makes me want to punch a wall
can we just say that, like, rorke is so present and holding space right now? it's giving green flags and vibes
godspeed, have a good one
It wasn't though.
too right, my ex was half-indonesian and a muslim but she would routinely go around posting bikini shots and bum shots on her instagram, it's one thing to have to convert to rasheedism, but it's another thing entirely to live a lie
moving back in with dad lads
it lush getting me out the flat
never thought of that
Smoking
Vaping
Girl who rejected me at school is now married to a bald manlet who is shorter than her, she got chubby too.
She got what she deserved.
aff tae bed
Why would you want to punch a wall for
mouserat looks something like this
kill yourself
jynx maze farting an anal creampie onto a plate of strawberries and scoffing the lot
I've seen this week, people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that
don't hate trannies and will call them by their pronouns but deep down I'll never see them as the opposite gender
wonder how many people are like this, would guess most honestly
Rorke is a hero of queer media
i wouldn't, twas merely a figure of speech. it does piss me off tho
Kek, too right lad.
I thought Jeezy was a nickname for Kayne West looool
any brandy talore?
maybe he's a nice person and they love each other, ever think of that?
Just got a tarq gf at the farmer's protest
Would love to see some of your lads filters, bet it fucking looks like a films credits.
Nah I was joking. But what vape has butane in it. Unless you mean switching to a vape to cigs
when are you flying to upstate New York to traverse the Adirondacks?
only nonces use filters
going to shag her in the mud?
elton john farting an anal creampie onto a tray of kebab meat with chips and scoffing the lot
you'll never catch me backing a vegan but what we do to the killer whales is cruel
the thread is better with *that* flag filtered
there's no way some gigastacy sees an ogre calling itself Luna and thinks yeah that's the same as me
I don't have any Anon Babble filters
Mao was more based than Stalin.
Millions died under Stalin because he was an insecure, paranoid faggot and he would play smoke and mirrors with everyone around him like a typical Russian subhuman.
Millions died under Mao because he was just retarded and didn't even care, he was determined to drag his people kicking and screaming into the modern era.
rorke getting shipped off to the breeding farm because he's mistaken for a sow again
might visit the islamic republic of great britain next year, assuming ww3 hasn't kicked off
willingly being subjected to shit
yh, gonna turn those tits white
Mad how you're so rattled, hit a little close to home?
mate, ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -an -c:v libvpx output.mp4 is too hard. what am I, a computer scientist?
phoar
woah buddy want some bread with that ketchup?
not a big animal rights person but dolphins and orcas held in captivity deserve to violently maim their captors and free themselves to live a happier life
literally called KILLER whales
nooooo you can't be mean to them!
Jeezy owns half of Atlanta
lol
they both hate themselves and each other
Most I've managed is a finger
NEW
i mean idk if it's butane specifically but i've smoked some disposable nicotine vapes where they start tasting oddly like lighter fluid halfway through the juice. guess that's what i get for buying chinese bullshit
Bald people are demonic so he's obviously not a nice person, why else would god make his hair fall out at 25 if not to warn the rest of us of his wicked soul?
Yeah that's dodgy if you're tasting gas in a disposable vape
I remember this jewess