/brit/

not a fan of Rorke

check up on your medicare lads

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Americans pay for Israels free healthcare

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

i find Anglo-Irish internet fights to be extremely cringe and reddit

Who is this lady?????????????????

I was watching some American channels the other day and I just had to switch it off. The adverts are mental.

funny how the IRA acts like targeting the military is fair game when the military were there to protect civilians morally speaking completely in the right

might to a wank to fat girl porn

mental how most of the people infatuated with these sonic films are grown men

maybe the lighter fluid taste is because im using my bed blanket as a plate and i had to turn the blanket this morning when i got up because of all the sweating

ruins his relationship with his family

loses his titles

no more free gibs

gets hated by everyone

runs away to america to start a new life there

nobody is interested in him or his wifes projects

tells americans they are dumb for liking their first and second amendment

gets even more hate from americans

will now most likely be separating from the woman who caused it all, who married him just to boost her career

has anyone in the history of the modern day royal family been JUST'd this much? andrew doesnt count

i dont get how they sit through these ads
the nfl is even worse

if it was a-raining virgins
i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof
when i feel me heart throb surgin'
the sheilas just tell me to bugger off
life seems to shoot through
when i want her to stay
i'm as lonely as a bastard on father's day

They were useless anyway. Kept getting shot or blown up.

Fears for missing Worksop father, 33, last seen in B&Q garden centre

That children's cancer ward was actually a Hamas weapons dump.

nth for the holodem

Would you rather tell people you stream yourself over reacting to trailers of a children's movie or that you are a bin man?

oh my days

don't even know my own mind me

any gamerboys in

american medication commercials where they have to audibly list all the side effects are so bizarre

I know what you mean. Something about the guy just feels way too "wholesome".

My mate's a bin man and he's sound. No one shames him for it. So the latter.

give it a good tug for me lad

massive pozzed up nigger jungle pole throwing rope after rope of pozzed jungle juice up my prolapsed asshole as I eat an entire kfc jungle bucket of nigger cock and assholes

got banned from Anon Babbleukpolitics, some thread was about irish people in the uk not respecting the remembrance day and all that. one post said 'the thing is we irish just never forget' and i posted 'you literally forgot your own language, you're just being rude in our country because you don't have an actually distinctive culture to centre your identity on'

don't think thats on that

excellent choice

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he's a homosexual

The actually story is fucked tbf.

chick from hawaii plans trip to NY to see her aunt for a bucket list vacation (Nov 8)

starts texting one friend about how she missed her flight (Nov 9)

days later texts another about how "deep hackers" stole her money and she's scared (Nov 11)

she never arrives in NY

her phone is last tracked to her flight connection in LA

she's spotted on camera leaving LAX

her family goes to LA and starts begging everyone for help

police find video of her with a man at night in the most degenerate area of town (Nov 11)

her family were apparently shocked by the video

her dad kills himself by jumping off the roof of a parking lot in LA

She's probably addicted to fentanyl after meeting up with some dude off the Internet and is now turning tricks for a high

like that wallpaper

Russian general and hundreds of North Korean troops 'killed in first UK-supplied Storm Shadow missile' strike

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best timmy cud do

would

Yeah that's what I was watching. The advert was long enough but then they're listing all the shit out vocally. And then it's on to ozempic or some diabetes pill. And the cunt comes on every 15 minutes when you're trying to watch a film. I don't know how they put up with that shit. No wonder Netflix became so popular.

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE

can't believe I'm gonna die for globalists

phwoarrr new single mum just dropped

fake news

Astronomers be like

ah yes, we will name that planet Mercury, and that one Saturn, and that one Jupiter

fast forward to present day

yeah so this one is Bingwongus X-3255 and this one is Nog 968x4 with Nog 968x5 next to it

i'm timmy

Sorry but we had a very reliable report from "Pints" O'Haggerty down at the Red Setter's Cock that Margaret Thatcher was staying in that orphanage

Suffer dreadfully from arrested development. Still dont feel like an adult yet.

Quads

Reckon I’d have done Myra Hindley

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cronem enjoying his chamomile tea before going to sleep, his gherkin day shift is over

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yeah so this one is Bingwongus X-3255 and this one is Nog 968x4 with Nog 968x5 next to it

Also known as your mum and her orbiters.

strange

cant trust a man with a jaw/chin like that

Mandem got ops on his case?

actually having tabs on the side of the screen is a lot better

ain't dat da truth g

gotten quads about 3 times in the past 24 hours
worried i'm burning through my lifetime allotment of luck on fleeting trivialities, just like that time i solved a rubiks cube by accident in less than 10 seconds

Corr

sir kid stalker

same lol

The last thing you’re going to see

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Blimey, only thing faster than that was your conception

Weird as I've gotten quads myself twice today. Wish I didn't now because I've got a lottery ticket for the euromillions tonight and don't want all my luck used up

russia is globalist

why does /brit/ have a butter face fat girl fetish?

take a load off fanny

This is going to be the last thing I see. I have already made arrangements.

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took Flora to the vet today. they gave her a clean bill of health

oive got hydrocarbons in me spit because of bread (hydrocarbon)

Take my load for free

you're on a hot streak lad, get amongst it

I heard you like magic
I got a wand and a rabbit!

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hundreds

trillions*

one day

this view is such a turn on but there's so little porno with it

whoop whoop

one day what

Ironic that she's going to be stuck in a cell now

not for long!

guy on the left is just that young picture of stalin face-mixed with starmer

got a cold sore

Maybe a social worker will save her

i don't get it, are you trying to imply that my dad was a premature ejaculator? because that's very contrived if you are

Seriously disturbed young lady x

UK defense contractors are gonna build themselves artificial islands in the English Channel in a few years with all the dough they'll be rolling in

mentul elves, no sentence

roke looks at this face and thinks yeah i wanna cum on it

poof freak you are

Timmy looking for Ting Tong

and[(and)and] YA PUT DA LOAD RIGHT ON ME

leftypol bakes hammer sickle cakes and cuts off xis cock in the poly relationships

gay if ye dont

Porn

look like Rachel Reeves

He wasn't the first, and he definitely won't be the last

this looks better

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That's a foreign woman that did that isn't it.

looks like a tranny m8

looks like that one image of young Stalin that's not actually him

If the draw is open its literally fine to keep a baby in there

Considering women will shake their kid to death and they will just say it's SIDS so they don't have a breakdown, I'd say she was sentenced to exactly zero days in prison.

stories like this make my blood boil, what a fucking cunt i really hope someone in prison caves her head in and leaves her with permanent scarring

not every woman with high cheekbones and a jawline is a tranny mate

just noticed that that image had been doctored thus so that it would appear to be both keir starmer and rachel reeves
going to bed lads, see you in the morning

pmcs, arms manufacturers... job creators, jack!

Sir PID Onehundred

You just know

had another £4 doner kebab
same place as yesterday
im absolutely disgusted with myself
but you cant beat that value for money
4 quid and its massive

myriad wanks

not sure what the big deal is, this used to be common in the ol' days, as long as it didn't get closed, so what?

another night of gymtoil innit? yeah

everyone says he looked hot in this picture, but it's literally just his hair, he has a monkey face

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Thinking Ungodly thoughts.

pifff

he was hot for a genocidal totalitarian incel freak

i'm implying she looks like a man and thats gay

development in the case of the open relationship girl I've been trying to shag
turns out she's one of my ex's best friends but said ex has blessed the shag so shouldn't present a problem

Anon Babble admins implement mp4 support for some bizarre fucking reason but still no webp support for images despite it being a fucking imageboard and half of the images online now being webp for some reason

Epic

Sir Fourth Mediaplayer

Britishbros... I'm sorry...
I failed you...

how is mp3 different to mp4

well at that point he was just a young hooligan

lol

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how come, mario?

MAMA MIA

Sir Webp Denier

Never learnt to count that high hmmm

Wfh at the moment
Night shift you see

Anyone remember cokelad

Che vuoi

only bird ill ever have haha...

my idea suicide pod is one that i get in and the staff empty canisters of air horns into it via a vent or tube

Stalin was a rat faced freak

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treating the mums to a meal tomorrow

any golfball sucker man in

It'd be ironic if the near-death experience gave her a new lease of life

The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons to protect the identity of the child

Ah of course

still mogs me
by a lot!

still got amazing hair tbqh

WTF is going on in America?
Hey Buddy! Do you have a bollocks license?

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suffocation, no breathing

got to pander to all the phoneposters who don't know how to make webms and just want to post videos they downloaded off of twitter and reddit without any extra effort

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Definitely brown

it's mad there isn't more vigilantism from social workers
imagine finding this situation and coolly ringing up the police to come sort it out

mental how vitriolic everywhere on the internet has become

it used to be you'd read harsh and edgy things only on places like Anon Babble or liveleak, but nowadays you'll see people saying the worst shit on instagram, reddit, facebook

just get a DNR form and inhale canned air products in the parking lot of the shop you bought them at if youre gonna do it actually thats my idea

suicide pod but its just a normal room with no drain and all you can do is piss and eventually you drown in the piss because it fills up the room >.<

arcane season 2 was too short

don't care if I cum myself yeeting

they implemented it but there was some exploit that people found in webp

Luna

why do trannies always pick this one

No they finished her off by hand

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Saw "Wicked" at the cinema.

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Yeah, he appears way too "wholesome" to the point it's annoying (to me at least).

I can tell she's African. Dunno how. Sixth sense. Psychic racism. Subtle cues from the quotes. I just know

Which one of you sat on the other's lap?

So this is acting

based

Meanwhile in Canada

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not very hygienic that

get in the peaceful death pod

think thats it

interrupted by them opening the door, begin to strangle you

drawer obviously was closed you pillocks

apparently the 1999 Jungle Book cd-rom is hiding covert pedophillic symbols, stay safe out there folks

What do you mean?

No my Roman brvther we failed you.

father doesn't want his son to be trooned

lives in california

This doesn't make any sense, he can't possibly have been that against it

i'm a full stack web dev and i had a client who wanted me to render all their images in webp despite their site being built on JS. glad they had a change of heart bc that would've been fucking laborious

You'll never stop me!!

so what's your daily routine like
play pokemon, spam ai, engorge yourself in food? is that your cycle?

is it?

Nothing mate bet you had a lovely time singing along with your friends

well that's not great but it's not horrifying

i shouldve eaten some ketchup with my bread

you stole this joke from somewhere but i forget exactly

i would love to be sucked off while im dying

They must know this guy is going to kill his ex-wife now, surely.

I really can't see any other option for him, do they really think he's just going to be like "damn, thought I could win that one, guess you can cut my son's dick off"

today I'm thinking poo, I'm thinking gymtoil then I'm thinking swim

MtF name themselves like they're in a porno.
FtM be like: Hi I'm Jeff

got a cold x

Jeezy owns half of the Atlantic

wicked wicked, junglist massif

you forget because i made the joke up just now
two people can think the same thing at the same time btw...
independently

And no washing inbetween

Harry Potter

its name is achoo x

just looked up one of my old gfs from school, she got married to a pajeet, a fucking sikh

I can picture her now
Fat, west african, exclusively eats her own culture's food with dodgy black market ingredients, believes cleopatra was black but too lazy to be full schizo about it, shouts at people in public with little provocation

only a few more days and I can shave the bum fluff off of my face

/^Jeezy owns half of the Atlantic$/ if you want to go around ban/filter evading with your catchphrase

BBC targetz

was my day off so i worked out then played video games all day
:)

Mad how we abandoned Christianity and replaced with Trannyism all in the space of less than 10 years.

yt ppl love this shit

i'm not putting my knob up that you shit from there

alri
well in the one i heard, the pod malfunctioned and the doctors had to strangle them to save face
x

JS was a rat faced manlet but you cant deny he was fucking based.

You'll only ever find love if you sikh it

Nah, she won, his son is dead. Now he grieves

MtFs want to be stunning and sexy and sassy and desired and look like anime characters
FtMs just want to be little fellas

no they name themselves like an anime and ftms name themselves like twinks
MtF names: Luna, Lilith, Celeste
FtM names: Oliver, Aiden, Noah

i can and will deny that Stalin was based. He was not basd

the thing I find so funny about some of these marriages is that the white spouse often has to convert to the brown's one religion

Reckon the two should meet in the middle somewhere

mad how gay life can be sometimes

like, if you're in a rainforest with your bredrin and a snake bites him in the cock, you'd have no choice but to suck the venom out of his cock to save his life innit

The mum later told police officers that she’d been in an abusive relationship with the father of the baby and didn’t want to tell him she was pregnant.

mad how that string of posts about the race of the female culprit were all samefag

Hope this story draws to a close x

gorlami

my cousin is a trans man named Jake. he's a bartender and, on the side, buys old cars, fixes them, and resells them, which is on paper at least, way more masculine than what any of my other male relatives are doing

save his life?
hahaha!

Jeezy owns half of Atlantis

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just made me fry up
chucked on the /brit/
happy days

/^Jeezy owns half of Atlantis$/

jeezy owns half of argougne

ain't nun he culd do x

filename

lol

Orca that killed one of its trainers dies in Tenerife zoo having spent its whole life in captivity

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ive totally arsed up my life

mousey :3

i need M6G

reckon mousey has a massive swinging cock

Ariana Grande looks gravely ill now, it's mental.

Looks more like a Marge

one can only hope

itll be alright babe

Good lad.

Time to have a massive goon sesh with fat slags on the agenda.

the flighter fluid taste is probably just me sucking the gas through the cig into my mouth hay

gay jewish hollywood execs want you to pretend she is beautiful or something

jeezy own half of atlanta

brittany murphy vibes

it's actually a cat but okay.

who owns the other half?

flighter fluid

fucking hate tasting butane when my vape is nearly spent. makes me want to punch a wall

can we just say that, like, rorke is so present and holding space right now? it's giving green flags and vibes

godspeed, have a good one

It wasn't though.

too right, my ex was half-indonesian and a muslim but she would routinely go around posting bikini shots and bum shots on her instagram, it's one thing to have to convert to rasheedism, but it's another thing entirely to live a lie

moving back in with dad lads
it lush getting me out the flat

never thought of that

Smoking

Vaping

Girl who rejected me at school is now married to a bald manlet who is shorter than her, she got chubby too.

She got what she deserved.

aff tae bed

Why would you want to punch a wall for

mouserat looks something like this

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kill yourself

jynx maze farting an anal creampie onto a plate of strawberries and scoffing the lot

I've seen this week, people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that

don't hate trannies and will call them by their pronouns but deep down I'll never see them as the opposite gender
wonder how many people are like this, would guess most honestly

Rorke is a hero of queer media

i wouldn't, twas merely a figure of speech. it does piss me off tho

Kek, too right lad.

I thought Jeezy was a nickname for Kayne West looool

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any brandy talore?

maybe he's a nice person and they love each other, ever think of that?

Just got a tarq gf at the farmer's protest

Would love to see some of your lads filters, bet it fucking looks like a films credits.

Nah I was joking. But what vape has butane in it. Unless you mean switching to a vape to cigs

when are you flying to upstate New York to traverse the Adirondacks?

only nonces use filters

going to shag her in the mud?

elton john farting an anal creampie onto a tray of kebab meat with chips and scoffing the lot

you'll never catch me backing a vegan but what we do to the killer whales is cruel

the thread is better with *that* flag filtered

there's no way some gigastacy sees an ogre calling itself Luna and thinks yeah that's the same as me

I don't have any Anon Babble filters

Mao was more based than Stalin.

Millions died under Stalin because he was an insecure, paranoid faggot and he would play smoke and mirrors with everyone around him like a typical Russian subhuman.

Millions died under Mao because he was just retarded and didn't even care, he was determined to drag his people kicking and screaming into the modern era.

rorke getting shipped off to the breeding farm because he's mistaken for a sow again

might visit the islamic republic of great britain next year, assuming ww3 hasn't kicked off

willingly being subjected to shit

yh, gonna turn those tits white

Mad how you're so rattled, hit a little close to home?

mate, ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -an -c:v libvpx output.mp4 is too hard. what am I, a computer scientist?

phoar

woah buddy want some bread with that ketchup?

not a big animal rights person but dolphins and orcas held in captivity deserve to violently maim their captors and free themselves to live a happier life

literally called KILLER whales

nooooo you can't be mean to them!

Jeezy owns half of Atlanta

lol
they both hate themselves and each other

Most I've managed is a finger

NEW

i mean idk if it's butane specifically but i've smoked some disposable nicotine vapes where they start tasting oddly like lighter fluid halfway through the juice. guess that's what i get for buying chinese bullshit

Bald people are demonic so he's obviously not a nice person, why else would god make his hair fall out at 25 if not to warn the rest of us of his wicked soul?

Yeah that's dodgy if you're tasting gas in a disposable vape

I remember this jewess