/brit/

least mindbroken rorke

youtube.com/watch?v=l1uXgWu-EiE

Id like to be a writer but besides /brit/ and reddit posts I never write fuck all.

a protestant queen being executed nearly 500 years ago is politics

If you're shagging a tranny, just accept the fact that you're not having sex with a woman

first for Nell Tiger Free

Oi, you got any cum in those undies gov? gis a peek

yeah my bird looks exactly like hulk hogan ecxept she has a fanny where he has a knob
but she was born a woman and so it's not gay
yeah my bird looks exactly like prime megan fox except she was born a male so i guess i must also like big hairy blokes for some reason

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

umm

mirin this black guys drip fr

you sound proper bent

my throbbing penis inside a tranny's anus mixing around in her poo

How am i a misogynist

smelly talent free

Sir Tranny Spammer

big fat useless ugly evil cunt me

I need
a boyfriend

He's a zoomer who believes trannies are real women
Rather gullible I would say

i get the ick thinking about little brit posters toiling
just imagining them in the office or wfh
so funny

because i'm a man who likes megan fox and not hulk hogan?
you sound confused

because to you a woman is just a set of sexist stereotypes
'gender identity' is just sexism repackaged

talent free

you're having a laugh. She was amazing in The First Omen

you like sucking the hulkster willy

best shag i've ever had was with a middle-aged prossie in a brothel, she was so lovely and enthusiastic and let me spaff on her tits at no extra cost, and i'm pretty sure we'd exceeded the hour i'd paid for but she wasn't rushing me out the door or anything
was going to arrange a second punt but then covid hit and everything shut down, and by the time lockdown ended she vanished from the roster
to this day i still check that brothel's website to see if she's returned and i can go see her again, but after almost 5 years of radio silence i doubt she's coming back
anyway have you ever seen prossard before lads? i'd say avoid the younger ones because they're all clearly junkies who hate their lives, go for an older one and you'll most likely be helping a single mum to make ends meet

not a word

grim grim grim

No she wasn't she was shit

Do these escorts all have pimps?
When you pay them a visit are you going to their homes or other place where they see punters?

'gender identity' is just sexism repackaged

you sound like a fat ugly feminist bitch who's annoyed that feminine women exist
bet you'd love to get fucked by a masculine bloke though eh?

yeah remember she gave birth to demon

ohno that wasnt acting it was cgi

she is talentless

in australia punter means gambler :)

farting

that's literally the opposite of what i implied, but enjoy being wrong i guess

He's being very abusive to members of staff

let me spaff on her tits at no extra cost

Should be included in the price. I mean you gotta spaff somewhere.

She was abusive to the stafffff!

i just saw this imagine and it reminded me i once wanked to Aunt Petunia in that summer dress

prossards are better than picking up some slag from the club, ironically the ones who fuck strangers all day are cleaner than most other women

cooooooope

I'm selling at bid price. My shares just sit in limbo while price fluctuates. I'm watching orders being filled to sell at higher prices than I'm selling. Something to do with the bid ask spread. Trying to take my little profit. Why aren't the shares immediately being bought

might stick some zoomer historian on

natural disasters scare the shit out of me

huge volcanic eruptions and tsunamis particularly

kay, going to do a wank then go to sleep

night lards

Are most young prostitutes also drug addicts?

white people bore the fuck out of me

pov: you're sonichu and only one person in the world knows you exist

petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=open

Any of these interest you?
Personally I say ban youths from having fireworks, introduce PR voting, recognise Palestine, and legalise weed

well i assume generally speaking you're supposed to do it in the condom, i'm not sure though i've only been with 3 different prossards at the brothel and two of them failed to make me cum
don't care what you think otherwise i wouldn't have admitted it
imagine being afraid of sharing private secrets when you're completely anonymous, couldn't be me

i wouldn't know
bit of a dodgy question to be honest
HERE BARRY
GUESS WHAT THIS LAD JUST ASKED ME

move to a non-white country then
i'm sure it'll be a lot less boring

/brit/ is moving pretty fast today for the hours when all the brits should be asleep
it can mean either

nah no need plenty of non whites here thankfully

Love how all the mongs in public immediately jump to her defence even though she attacked him first
Poor little innocent woman

i want to beat up /brit/ posters irl, meet me behind weatherspoons tomorrow and ill smash your teeth in

if anyone's got that webm where that incel livestreamer pepper sprayed some thots would you kindly post it on Anon Babble and link it here?

most of the humans in heaven would be ones that were never born, like little fertilised egg humans, small or big.

i bet you live in a 99% white neighbourhood
but you enjoyed a kebab once so you're all in on "multiculturalism"

This really is a great painting desu

what do i do, where is the block

rip queen

I'm unvaxxed.

i'm not white

aborted babies become little cherubs in heaven

not baptised are they so they won't go to heaven

youtube.com/watch?v=LBudghsdByQ

doing a watch

nobody believes this anymore

then why do you live in a white country if you don't like white people?

do you have a BBC?

doesn't mean it isn't true

my area is like 90% brown

propaganda channel

Mediterranean countries are feminist cucks. This board is always shitting on Nordics but Meds are a lot worse.

What are you even on about you actual schizo

I feel like shit. couldn't even finish my meal because my whole mouth hurts

yeah im thinking kino

has any of these made any change in parliament?
if the answer is what I think it is then no.

bit late for eating a fulll meal innit m8

oy vey t's like anudda shoah

that'll teach you to look at my pint

You reckon herpes is dangerous? Some Scandi researchers say it's associated with neurodegnerative disease

Anglo Saxon

Foreign girls have networks they are part of. Not necessarily a pimp, but fixers who sort out visas, houses, transport, phones, etc. Chinese and Eastern Europeans are the main ones. The girls move around the circuit a couple of times then go back home. The dens of iniquity they operate in the UK are usually either terraced houses in low rent areas or student accommodation. There is a big to do about it being human trafficking and im sure that does happen but for the most part thats not the case. They do it from their own free will, make money then go home, and the networks operate similar processes for men who come to the UK to work.
Independents are usually women who operate out of their own houses or sometimes hotels. They don't typically have pimps but in rare instances might be effectively pimped out by their boyfriends/husbands.
Brothels tend to have a Madam rather than a pimp. They have websites and trade openly. They take card payments and presumably pay taxes.
Street prostitutes usually have someone to look out for them. Sometimes its other working girls. Other times its fellow drug addicts. When I was an addict in my early 20s I knew some prostitutes and id drive them or sometimes sit in my car near where they were working taking down licence plates, car makes etc. I wasn't a pimp but the girls would give me heroin in exchange for helping them and watching over them. There were a lot of predatory h dealers who would exploit their desperation but they were lazy scumbags and didnt want to put in the time or effort to actually pimp them. Again it was more common for abusive boyfriends/husbands to live off their womans earnings. There was a gang that tried to take over the red light district and resulted in at least one high profile murder in the city I lived but the police cracked down on the gang after that. These days red light districts dont exist in the same way as 10-15 years ago.

shan't

yes, hello FBI? i'm literally being holocausted right now by some racist transphobic anti-vaxxer bigot
yes this lad right here

That guy is Russian though.

People come along and literally make shit up even if they don't know any person involved or saw what happened and will even go to court as a witness. It's odd behaviour I've seen it first hand.

not a word

wasn't aware we had brothels in the UK

Mother kept her secret daughter hidden in a DRAWER away from her partner and other children for three YEARS: Crying, malnourished toddler looked like a seven-month-old when found at the Cheshire home

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14129643/Mother-kept-baby-hidden-drawer-Cheshire-partner-jailed.html

reckon if you kill someone over 80 the automatic charge should always be manslaughter even if it was deliberate premeditated murder
just doesn't seem right to sentence people to life in prison when the victim probably only had 5 years left in them tops
also, to sweeten the deal for the senior citizens, i reckon they should be allowed to steal anything they can carry without being charged of a crime (although the owner can still try to prevent them from pinching their stuff if they are so inclined)

wow so edgy

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

wasn't trying to be edgy, you're about 18-21 i can tell

Wtffff

Why do you want to make all these gay new rules
just leave things alone
you don't have to change everything just for the sake of it

someone get this post bradleyed quick smart

you are scum

posted it again award

excuse me but i believe i outined a clear goal here, to prevent young people from rotting in prison for the rest of their lives just because they stole a few extra years off a geriatric who was probably grateful to be dead

wasn't trying to be edgy

oh so you're just a mong then ok

what phenotype is this

Well its a good thing youre not in charge of the laws

rattled little zoombag, i think Anon Babble or perhaps Anon Babble would be more your speed

pengberg

Yes there are plenty. Britain has always had brothels, they are technically illegal but these days treated as a grey area although they sometimes masquerade as massage parlours.

sexotype

the gaylord retard phenotype, most commonly found in the regions of Retardia and Faggotland

wouldn't exfoliating make your skin age faster since the cells are being replaced quicker? is it bad or good?

looks like there's a bit of chink in her, maybe a quarter, maybe an eighth

funniest yank post

Looks like my trans gf

sucking the trans gf

anyone wants some mustard

yeh!

Wouldnt do that as im not gay but she doesnt let me touch or play with her penis much as i think shes insecure about it

i'd also make it so it's illegal to end listed prices with 9 (and any further amendments that may be necessary so as to ensure everyone is following the spirit of the law as well as the letter), i see the psychological warfare advertisers are conducting against us every day, they take us for fools and it makes me angry

michelle jackson

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Thats gay

need to rape a cute twink

rattled little zoombag

gay cunt

These are the ones I like to watch: 1. $TICK: Measures the cumulative buying and selling pressure and conviction for the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and other equity markets. I’ll also cover a few more tick-related tools, but this is the main one I watch. 2. $ADD: The number of advancing stocks less the number of declining stocks. 3. $VIX: It’s meant to track the market’s expectation of 30-day volatility and is often called “the fear index.” 4. $PCVA: The combined index and equity put/call ratio. 5. $VOLSPD: The difference between the amount of volume trading above or below yesterday’s closing prices. 6. $TRIN: Also known as “the Arms Index,” it tracks the number of advancing stocks and divides that by the number of declining stocks. Of all the internals I watch, the NYSE $TICK is my favorite.

sneed

project on virgin

might have a ciggie and then go to bed

Might you indeed?

worst smoker i've ever seen

you shag him in the arse though yeah?

maybe, maybe not. only time will tell.

i have a big penis, not huge but a pretty good size nonetheless, perhaps slightly larger than your regulation boyfriend dick

talking about cocks again

cut an inch off and you'd have a hole in your belly

fuuuck i didn't realise the severity of it, sorry

where are you 0-10 lads

Not gay im hetero
I shag her in the arse yes

he's not gay he just shags men up the arse

on the *piods right now so no real pain my extremities are tender and i'm a quite itchy

day one of six-day vacation in the books lads. already feeling better rested

Rolling for 2

Glenn Howerton
Now that’s an actor

vacation

FOY
also what books and how does one vacation in them?

I need me a wyt boi that sucks a real mean dick and knows how to take a dick like a champ!
shieeeeeeeet

genuinely deserved an Oscar nom for his performance in Blackberry

really wish yanks would at least try and make sense if they're going to post here

reminder that we we wuz kangs

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732640965161253.mp4

it's a figure of speech you dogbrained bogan

Well said

Johnny Depp is a good actor.

WHO?

That post doesn't exist anymore.

you can thank me for that one lads

actors for whom it is redundant for both of them to exist at the same time:

denzel washington and jamie foxx

dax shepard and zach braff

matt damon and leonardo dicaprio

al pacino and robert de niro

anthony anderson and da'vone mcdonald

i'm sure i can think of a few more later

t. faceblind autist

didn't say they had to look exactly like each other, one of the key criteria is the type of roles they usually take
stop taking the mick

…yeah?

um

Yeah. Have you seen Secret Window? Get it watched.
And don't pretend that you don't like Pirates of the Carribbean.

i will say "vacation" is one of the worst americanisms, just means to mind a vacating of bowels

used to find amber heard sexy but that's completely gone now knowing that she deliberately shat the bed, vile harridan

yeah pirates is good

good lad
“Holiday” is far superior

would go the rest of my life without seeing another human in the flesh if I could

is weight loss really just cico
what about carbs>>insulin

hmmmmm
bit too misanthropic for my tastes

Name a flaw.

People call it tipping their hat but in movies they usually don't actually tip the hat. They just put their fingers on the brim and lightly squeeze it. They really don't do a tipping motion at all.

it's a jrpg

yes

Rolling a spliff

wonder what schemes the jews are dreaming up right this moment

pubs
love them dearly lads

the equivalent to tipping your hat for those who were hatless was tugging a lock of your hair

welcome to the mandela effect universe lad

What if you had no hat and you were bald

im still awake

it's the best genre of game

That's not a flaw.

a kind person would probably give you a hat to cover your bald head, people were closer then

wonder how people got their floors clean before hoovers were invented, a broom will only get you so far
i guess they must just not have had clean floors then

woke

yeah probably not

a broom works just fine it's just harder work but also poor people literally just had bare earth floors anyway so you're never going to get it proper clean

mad how jk rowling basically nicked all her ideas off the worst witch series, they even had a female equivalent to snape, a black-haired cunty potions teacher

snape is based off of trent reznor

yeah her books are shit but she makes trannies seethe it balances out

nicked

funny word
In America we don't say this
we know what you mean but we don't say it ourselves

the scale is clearly 1-5

yeah mental how slang works and how australia and the UK have a lot of overlap and that

actually you can thank the film adapters for that, rowling's original vision of snape had him look like a greasy basement-dwelling goblin, which he is i suppose

trans POWER

I’ve been using a VPN to say I’m in Britain so I can watch Wolf Hall on BBC iPlayer, and when they asked me if I have a TV loicense I said I do have a tv loicense even though I actually DON’T have a tv loicense haha

the act of vacating is somehow tied in with bowels

what? be quiet

I love trans girls
I want a trans wife who I would love and cherish dearly

when i read the first potter book before the kino came out i imagined snape as looking like ming the merciless but with hair

that’s mental

changing the title to "the sorcerer's stone" is i think one of the top 10 dumbest things america has ever done

Please be nice to us.

very silly isn’t it

realistically how can cis het 'women' compete with trans QUEENS?

In my head it had nothing to do with England

ahaha you’re alright mate just having a jab
Yeah you’re all good mate

The absolute irony of Poztralians calling anything "silly".

Your whole entire country's existence is silly. Let's talk about that.

are you high or something?
make sense man! *slaps you across the man tits*

thanks mate

Trans girls are more loving than cis women but they have their downsides
Cant just pull down their pants and shag them like id do with my cis girlfriends cos they need to prep themselves for sex sometimes takes ages too

let's not and say we did

what on earth are you on about

More like metal lol

it's almost as if the anus is not a sexual organ and you'd have to have a pretty sick mind to want to put your cock in one

very good post

Isn't it extremely funny that the Poztralians congregate in our general because they are too pathetic to create their own

reckon a lot of gay men think the same thing

Anal with a trans woman is no different to anal with a cis woman

I didn't picture any of it being English like the movies. In my head it was like my elementary school but night time and chuck e cheesey. Movie was a disappointment.

well, one is gay, the other is not

i can practically smell the virginity through the computer screen

imagine knocking the aussies posting in /brit/
the one single demographic that consistently produces quality posts
wacky bruce is an asset to this forum and i won't hear a word said against him
simple as

I want a fat chinese gf

that's just your top lip mate

must be radiating off yourself

Actually neither of them are gay
Strange and unorthadox maybe but gay they are not

Pozzies do not produce quality anything
They are an embarrassment, a blight upon this world
Please tell me even one (1) singular cultural contribution of worth that Australians have brought to humanity
There is not anything. They are a meaningless country

do you see me claiming that anal sex with women isn't also perverse?

/brit/ is /aus/ you goose

What about Fosters?

call of duty nuke town

tell me even one (1) singular cultural contribution of worth that Australians have brought to humanity

they got you all riled up so there's +1 to australia right there

cheers lad

heatberg is making computerstein chug up like nobody's business

not very “yeah the boys” of you I’m afraid
for shame

youtube.com/watch?v=erU86ZT8z4I

Whats next? Youre against sex outside of marriage?
Give it a rest you boring cunt

contrived and predictable responses
better let go of your anger and lose that virginity before someone less ethical than me decides to exploit those tendencies

lads i quite fancied the bird from ace ventura played by sean young, but then it turned out she was a transectional so i guess i'm gay
absolutely gutted because i don't find men sexually attractive in the slightest, but hey those are the rules

Anal sex with females is definitely perverse, because they gain literally zero pleasure from it
Anal sex with males, although certainly carrying some air of degeneracy, is more understandable. Males (whether men or trans women) have the whole prostate thing going on. Anal sex is actually physically pleasurable, to some extent, as I understand it

might as well stick your dick in a septic tank m8

The terrorist who helped the Manchester bomber plan his suicide attack, which killed 22 people, has just been released from prison and is now freely living in the UK.

Yeah that's no surprise is it. The UK government and legal system literally refuses to punish Muslims. We live in an Islamophilic society, as sad as it is to admit.

trans women are the master race

afternoon lads (evening to those who celebrate), good beer weather today
hope you’re all well, having some arguments are we?

I didn't picture any of it being English

did you skip the entire book then?

That's a man, mate.

What would you know youve never even done it

yeah some paki is having a go at australia and i'm arguing with another aussie about whether anal sex is indicative of a disturbed mind

There is no explanation for the male prostate except it evolved from cavemen bumming

right i'm gonna have to put you all on my phone and take you into the bathroom so i can do a poo
find something to hold onto

no she is a woman

I despise you all and I'm killing myself

Girls i used to do anal with liked it and it feels good for me so its win win
Tranny gf goes absolutely mental for it though

I have to be honest with you mate. I really, really do not like the tarted-up blonde bimbo look. I find it repulsive. And I think that men who find such a look appealing are mentally deficient in some way. Stop posting this woman.

Good post, mate.

yeah? well the jails need extra space right now for the illegal tweets so yeah. deal with it. he's harmless probably

tell us how you really feel

tfw no three-eyed welsh gf

youtube.com/watch?v=bwSLV0k2qMQ

i've never drank my own piss either, however a lot of people say it's healthy and are unashamed of it, but they should be because they are objectively weirdos

Who's the hardest celebrity you could beat in a fight?
I reckon I could take vinnie Jones using a bit of jujitsu

alright mate put in a good word with satan for us

Agree normally with ciswomen but I actually find it really hot when it's actually a man underneath that bimbo look

blank slate theory gets my noggin joggin

The is the WILDEST migrant story I've heard since sexual emergency

x.com/RMXnews/status/1861379070744825946

Not hurting anyone though is it

No. It's categorically never hot. That whole kind of appearance makes my stomach churn.

corr

may hafta rewatch entirety of peep show on netflix pretty sharpish

thinking it would be safe

in post mass immigration europe

I bet she voted for it as well

Fedor Emelianko in his prime, using a gun

Last time I watched any Peep Show was September 2022.
I've got the DVD boxset (bought it after they started purging the Jez blackface episode on Netflix), and I binged the whole thing back then.
Imma have to do the same thing soon. Been a long while since I've seen it all.

used to think like this but then got addicted to porn and now find it hot along with the fake tits
got a massive bimboification fetish now

ok clever clogs
hardest you could beat without a gun or any other sort of weapon then

we certainly wouldn't have AIDS without it
a lot of women are pressured into trying anal by their boyfriends or husbands even though they find it painful
pentrating a bumhole very often creates micro-tears around the ringpiece which take a long time to heal and can easily get infected because of the "traffic" in the region
if you're not careful you can end up with shit all over the floor
there's all sorts of reasons why anal sex is perverse, iti's simply not purpose-built to take a dicking, i'd wager most people wouldn't go anywhere near anal if it hadn't been so thoroughly normalised by the porn industry

i've too many bollocks in me arse

oh goodness me

also just saw some video from up coming bob dylan film

something bout timothee chalamet playing him doesnt look right

looks dogshit

guy who plays johnny cash looks like he did a way better job

fuck knows why they got ed norton to play pete seeger. seems almost antithetical to his persona

bloody kafkaesque all diss must be said

not sure if can be arsed watchin that dogerel

lads when you're shagging a girl do you put the balls in too?

used to think like this but then got addicted to porn

Yeah, see, you have a sickness, and I don't.
I wonder what the ideal society would do with people like you. Would we try to re-educate you? Or would we simply lobotomise and kill you?
Either way, drastic measures are in order to deal with pornsick freaks like you.

we certainly wouldn't have AIDS without it

Speak for yourself

have never really been turned on by anal

pumping cathy's pooper

yes, i put her balls in me arse

fucking hell are you a midget or something? is that why you're only capable of grabbing the low-hanging fruit?

Boring world without anal mate

me bollocks

soz frasier

yeah? how long until even anal gets boring and you start getting into shit play? maybe even (god forbid) develop an appetite for kiddies? these things happen m8

All I feel anymore is shame and regret

Your people sponsored this Jeff.

i'll be making the new just as soon as we hit 310 lads, don't worry, your future is secure under my vigilant gaze

metroid prime 4

is samus finally going to get her fanny out?

what image will you use? it would sooth my anxiety if you posted it ahead of time so I know what to expect

Baffling post

i'm looking forward to it

no