/brit/

meeting of the minds edition

Watched a bit of Seasidemark to see what the fuss was about. Funny but repetitive. Is he a mental like Timmy or just doing a bit?

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

lol did the absolute fucking loser freak that posts about blacks here for 10 hours all day every singe day just called me rattled? yeah, people do what you do when they arent rattled. i click filter and you get mad and avoid them by turning off the VPN :)

mark is a fat retarded wanker but isnt actually mentally ill just lazy and smells like poo

If they could a killer whale would kill you and everyone you know. It's practically self-defence to imprison them.

well said mousey

my britty

imageboard not linkboard

I'm a scissor sister

nth for the gyaldem

To be fair Los Angeles is a kino town to kill yourself.

Rattled beyond belief

02:12:14 ChemInform Abstract: A Concise Synthesis of (.+-.)-Yaequinolone A2 (IV) / ChemInform Li, 2009
02:12:14 The Clinical Features, Risk Factors, and Outcome of Aneurysmal Lesions in Behcet’s Disease / Journal of Immunology Research Zhou, 2019

sci-hub.st/10.1002/chin.200947183

sci-hub.st/10.1155/2019/9198506

He absolutely rattled you pal, you've been done

how do fellas on motorbikes know where to go?

prefer not to say

Sixth sense

mental how many of the prevalent problems we face today are caused by living in a godless society. even if it’s a load of made up shite they made it up for a good reason

I'm a Klaudia Kelly man myself

What's cracking, faggots?

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doi.org/10.1097/inf.0b013e3181fbefc8
Human Parechovirus 3 Causing Sepsis-like Illness in Children
From Midwestern United States
Rangaraj Selvarangan, BVSc, PhD, D(ABMM),* et al

Not really a town is it
More of a city

reminds me of the dog from son of the mask

A lot like how your foster parents made up the "we'll love you forever" bit

mental how many of the prevalent problems we face today are caused by living in a godless society

name one

shut up nigga

endless crippling insecurities

rattled
seething all night

explain the shitholes in the middle east? africa?
oh haha :D

vanessa blake did it for me

The scene where she sucks on a BWC and then rims him makes me make a mess in my kegs without fail.

Give some life advice for people watching /brit/ at home

my current assumed personality? malcolm tucker

hate it when i wake up wi th both my arms numb and i want to turn around

society is bad because um... LE GOD

Spastic. The real answer is letting women into the workplace.

Everything went downhill from there. The second they said "I don't want to cook, clean and raise our children" it was all over.

They don't

Free advertisement

they don't, that's the great part

do not do drugs

What about Malibu?

leftypol saying religion is bad because it's irrational and harms women and children while at the same time supporting transgenderism

Sitting on my couch

Looking at the wall

The smiths on the record player

Dreading my day, dreading tomorrow

Gun in my hand

they cant really, the website prevents you from doing basic rights like right clicking and saving but that cant prevent you from downloading it.

its just a gentlemans agreement, you can find a bunch of them online.

didn’t enjoy the Josh brolin JRE episode was just fucking depressing
enjoyed the Scott storch one

They can't, that's why anybody with a brain just goes to simpcity and gets their content for free

middle east? africa?

Godless shitholes
Arabs worship the devil and Africans worship their ancestors

what a shit life. no excuse when youve got a computer and the internet

When do you reckon the suicide pods will be made legal everywhere

Most young Neets are men, accounting for 550,000 of the 946,000 total. The number of young men not in work or education has jumped by 40% since the eve of the Covid lockdowns. Among women, the rate has risen by only 7% over the same period to 397,000.

Well this is certainly not concerning.

Least religious country in the world: Iceland

Most religious country in the world: India

Says it all really.

african niggas be called shit like ‘precipitation’

worth

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When you become famous

Hopefully soon

What do those things do for me right now

I didnt think the Josh Brolin one was good. Joe Rogan isnt good at drug talk or bringing out any good Hollywood stories.
Never heard of Scott Storch

:(((((((((((
you know the answer to that

we do not care.

>Most religious country in the world: India

Wild statement

anybody with a brain wouldn't watch porn in the first place

so where do indians think their gods live
are they just invisible and walking around, or on another plane of existence

Why are figurines always almost double the price in store as they are online

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just ignore they practice eugenics but not in law

just having some food
still legal to do that apparently

72.4% Christianity

60.9% Church of Iceland (official)

11.5% other Christian

25.2% no religion

1.5% Ásatrúarfélagið

0.9% other

do indians think

the real question

anyone with a brain wouldn't post on Anon Babble in the first place

Porn? Don’t care for porn

Plus SSRIs have already wreaked havoc upon my cock and balls

not if two-tier gets to it

What’s cracking laddos

I dont know that Sir Keir Starmer will be ok with that.

We have brains because we are white. You do not. Sorry

They are even more based than I realised.

Iceland = cultural void with no discernable upward trajectory
India = home of mathematics, centre of some of the most influential philosophies, on track to be a global super power, huge economy, diaspora in demand across the world

this nonce buying little anime toys lmfao

t.

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have to trim my dog's nails soon and he's a real asshole about it

Considering purchasing this

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Race is more of a factor than religion..

5 minutes into netflix and chill and she gives you this look

is that a kilt catyank

Around Abrahamics, never relax.

in demand

steady on

cool i didnt know you could get those

hormones aren't real mate

Mental how this is true but my dislike for Indians is too strong to openly admit it

erm icelandic people are nominally christian

accept christ

Raging over a joke…

posted in r/brainlet

What were your teen years like? What sort of person were you?

What were your hobbies and interests?

Did you go outside the house a lot? Go to parties, to the park, drink, smoke, do drugs? Did you kiss girls? Shag? Go to other towns and cities?

Were you studious and try hard or did you doss about? Are you successful now? Any regrets?

tim + mark = TARQ???!?!??!?!?!?!??

Dont know why you need to waste 23quid on a gay test when we all know you are a knob gobbler for free.

this never happens to me

FACT: The more religious you are the bigger chance you are to be poor, uneducated and violently backwards.

so i heard someone in here was having food? lol
first of all enjoy prison
second of all you voted for this
if you didn't want to go to prison why did you vote for this?
enjoy getting raped
enjoy your family getting raped while you're in prison LOL

The rattle of newfags who don't know how to use filters has begun.

home of mathematics would be mesopotamia or egypt

also,
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

who the fuck are you my therapist

kek this is me except instead of a bird its my hand holding a strawberry

ngl id ravage his jewess wife

CHRIST is KING!

why would you want to be choked by feet?

What were your teen years like?

Shite

What sort of person were you?

Timid freak

What were your hobbies and interests?

Played the guitar I suppose, was too lazy to get good at it

Did you go outside the house a lot?

Not not if I could help it

Go to parties, to the park, drink, smoke, do drugs?

No

Did you kiss girls? Shag?

No

Go to other towns and cities?

Rarely

Were you studious and try hard or did you doss about?

Lazy cunt but did well academically

Are you successful now?

No

Any regrets?

I regret almost everything about my life

FACT: The more melanin you have the bigger chance you are to be poor, uneducated and violently backwards.

you think that's air you're frying now?

i wanna choke her with my feet

f deoxynucleotide
triphosphate mix,

ah, no good

got my results back today. not fucking good.
for the price, knowing you'll need a 500mg/wk cycle is worth it

wait a minute thats possibly ATP!
if the nucleotide is adenosine-- or if its some of the other parts which make up DNA

farting into rorke's air fryer

understandable. it feels kind of weird having someone naked in the same room as you

Homealone discord scrambling to produce a response to this. It's all hands on deck.

why do you think its me
or are you the polshit now on his 3rd or 4th flag

O_o

it uses up a phosphate to be stored intracellularly :3

as stored potential energy

Blacks are stupid. Obviously they're more likely to believe in god.

My mate went to Iceland on holiday
Said it was fucking shit

Post body?

fucking hate all of you

2 P + O2 <-> POO POO

Should have gone to Farmfoods.

i havent got any pics and im in my jammies in bed
but i lift 3x/week, pretty lean

Biden confirms Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire deal agreed

Ffs

tetraoxydiphosphate potassium anaerobic carboxylic acid

haha look everyone it's nigger knob boy
OOGA BOOGA BOOGABOO haha
you're basically animals aren't you

MgK2P2COO

Except me of course, right lad

*stays in my corner meekly*

Katy meeting a nice English bloken with a perfectly reasinably 5.75 inch willy and marrying him and having children

What were your teen years like? What sort of person were you?

shite, I was an autistic ugly spotty freak and had no guidance whatsoever. I was also a genuine dickhead and have so many regrets from being a cunt to people.

What were your hobbies and interests?

video games, Anon Babble, youtube, typical autist shite like wikipedia articles, I was in the school choir which I look back on fondly as it was one of the only things I enjoyed. I put a lot of effort into my art class drawings as well as my school work.
the fact that I grew up in the golden age of the internet was alright I guess. played a lot of runescape.

Did you go outside the house a lot?

nope, parents wouldn't let me because they were abusive retards. I was a shut-in and this not only stunted my already fucked social development but caused me to be severely depressed and anxious by the time I was in sixth form.
didn't kiss a girl, drink, do drugs or lose my virginity until I got to uni

Were you studious and try hard or did you doss about?

very studious nerd, but I also caused a lot of mischief and my autism meant I was easily influenced by the mongy kids. got in loads of trouble and had isolations and exclusions.

Are you successful now?

yes

Any regrets?

being a pathetic coward my whole life. not standing up to my insane parents who I haven't spoken to in years.

Woah matey here writing War and fucking Peace

ABOOGA lol

there's very little either of them could do in that situation

can you use DPPH to grow cell cultures? what if you boiled (the alcohol out of) wine? would it grow cells?

Bought one of those DNA tests where you have to spunk into a tube a few times and post it to some bloke in Norwich, cunt still hasn’t sent me my results

err, yh...

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Excuse me?

Muscle?

i'd get this but i don't want to face the reality of knowing im low test

he's slurped it

went to iceland and it was lovely
reykjavik is very small and hardly anything to see but nice for a weekender. would be good to shag an icelandic bird heard they're quite promiscuous

Dr Nassim Dehouche

why are people so fat
sick of em

Been reading that earlier.

Got to the first bit where Boris kisses his love and promises they'll be together

Two little girls are crushed to death by a 'drunk driver' in shocking accident

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wouldn't keep lifting if i wasnt putting it on
mired my shoulders today, look good after a wee lateral raise pump
might go full bateman after a cycle

contemplating if I should waste some dosh on peripherals for me pc

JUST

after a cycle

doesnt count

GAMERS
A
M
E
R
S

thinking about that bloke in edinburgh whose head fell off on halloween
well spooky that was

I want my mummy

Is it war that you want? Fine then, I'm turning the proxies on.

ABOOGIDY BOO hahaha
ME DA BOOGABOOGA
god they're weird

got the Fantastic Adventures of SEXDICK ost on

good lad

No just blackwatch tartan flannel shirt

It’s by far the best tartan but of course Stewart deserves an honorable mention

aye we'll see if the slags think that an all next year

Caged mouse

It really was, and there’s been no update :/

you what

Same. I feel the same about getting the doctor to feel my balls or finger my prostate. If I’ve got cancer I don’t want to know bruv

actually it had hydrogen in it
something like K2COOH and probably sulphur not potassium
TWO Canadians!? Merry Christmas me!!

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What were your teen years like?

Pretty bad, hated it at the time but I look back pretty fondly on those years now.

What sort of person were you?

Unhappy and unpleasant.

What were your hobbies and interests?

Early teens I was into sports, rugby and football, but I fell out of sports. I liked music, indie rock, but never got the hand of learning an instrument. I watched a lot of telly. I lived in the countryside for a couple of years and spent a lot of time doing free labour for my parents. I learned to drive at 13. Moved back to the city at 15. I fucked it all off and spent my time doing drugs.

Did you go outside the house a lot?

Yes.

Go to parties, to the park, drink, smoke, do drugs?

Yes. From 15 on that was what I spent most of my teens doing.

Did you kiss girls? Shag?

Sometimes but I wasn't great with girls and squandered a lot more opportunities than I took.

Go to other towns and cities?

Not really.

Were you studious and try hard or did you doss about?

I was a dosser.

Are you successful now?

No.

Any regrets?

Sure.

Well he's not coming back from that is he

No mice

getting in on some black friday deals are you lad

watching this but i have no idea what is going on

haha
BOOGA BOOGA BIGGIDY BOO
ABOOGABOOGA

reggie :clapemoji: hates :clapemoji: scotland :clapemoji:

A proposal between /brit/ and /cum/: make ratpedo post in both of our threads so he posts half as much in each

Funny pic gonna send it to my nana in the morning

Just seen some avatar/signature use.

that math doesn't add up

Whygena would probably hate me because right now im mean and agrrivated. sort of breaks my heart, but he was probably just an extrovery stuck inside anyway

you wat israel to het bombed more?

I can post the astro bots

Excuse me?

the fellas

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aye, thinking of treating meself to some goodies like headphones and a keyboard. I only hope that the consumerism will fill the void.

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me? I like saying 'dead now of course' after mentioning someone who is dead.

At a certain point you have to cut your child off once they start dating and doing stuff like this. If this was my child I'd tell em you found a man now, time to live with your man and kick em out.

lol looks like bradders
dead now of course

i'll drink to that bruce
*drinks to that*
i *burp*
i will drink to that

you want hezbolah to launch more missiles towards tel aviv?

Gentlemen, please. Let's all calm down and discuss the situation rationally.

yeah i was thinking of saying "alcohol-free wine" to use as a growth medium but its probably a different thing right? i dont know where i will get the germ from. maybe i will use cum, and use fructose + 2 diphosphate (so its like the thing with the P4O2)

peter sutcliffe, who is sadly no longer with us

does it happen in /brit/?

good lad

Used to think I was being quite healthy by having 100 grams of mixed leafy greens a day as my only vegetables, but apparently I'm meant to be eating 300-500 grams a day!

dead now of course

ktim

>Are you successful now?

No.

How come?

It's not even bloody 11am

oh, or piss. ill use piss
germs in our piss...
i want a gf like this

the joke is that they're dressed like people

i do it for free :)

he came out as gay when he was 10

Wonder who gave him the gay

bloody beer weather this heatwave though

Hezbollah is in Lebanon they're still going to bomb Gaza just the same

I do that. Sometimes I bring up people just to mention they are dead. "Yeah my first drug dealer was my mate Angelo, dead now of course, but back then he had the best weed and pills".

If it's not 40+ degrees It's not a heatwave

Yes it's entertaining

report him for violating the law unless you can find his loc

black men running across tower bridge.jpg

Never seen a drug dealer (to my knowledge)

dunno how they expect me to eat that much in a day

INCLUSION RIDER

leafy greens

enjoy your anti nutrients

member when the media was shitting themselves over cold weather at the end of autumn
love em me

instead of chemicals mousey should cook food so that he can experiment with recipes and get tasty food at the end of it !! :)

other things you can grow germs in:

Is Russia gonna start ww3 yet or what getting fucking bored of waiting man

Howling at this. All the comments are telling him to deal with and age gaps like this are common in the LGBT community lmao

yeah true
still, reasonably warm out
beer weather

I know that passions are high, but I implore you to see reason. Do not let anger cloud your judgement.

when I was a kid I heard hezbollah guerrillas on the tv but I thought they said lesbo line gorillas

i like saying it at the very end me. end on a downer

yeah my first drug dealer was my mate Angelo. He had the best weed and pills....

dead now of course

you can grow germs if you put puddle water in a warm place with the top off so it can breathe :)
thten you could watch them swim around

This is why poofs had a different AOC for a while

spiced cider weather here
don't have any though

Based and super power pilled

iced spider weather here

my foreskin

mad how some women can go through life having no idea how much men hate them

I joke about smashing beers but I rarely drink and have had a 6 pack of beer in the fridge for like 3 months now

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they used foreskin in one of the experiments. search the word on the archives

I dont have a wife or children. Never even had a long term relationship. Ive had addictions last longer than any relationships. I don't have a career, always bounced from job to job. I don't own a house. There are few measures of success that I fit.

JUST LET THEM ALL IN

Watched Joker 2 yesterday
I can see what they were going for, and the musical bits were actually suitable for a joker "escape into fantasy and delusion" moments. But it was just very unsatisfying and didn't make me think

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

shut up rorke

If Russia starts targeting countries other than the Ukraine, I guarantee you that Britain will be first on their list. You should be careful what you wish for.

would batter fuck out of the hardest man on the planet for some good weed and pills right now

dont come here to spread FUD

how about some tea you lost addict

Obscenely early

saving my quality post for the new un

pootoil complete
gymtoil next
and then a little swimtoil at my favourite spot as a reward

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*knocks you out fore being early*

social drinker me, just go down to the pub with the lads fairly often

Spreading some FUD on my toast as a treat

say that to my face and not online

why on earth did you subject yourself to a poor viewing experience on purpose

oh you are good, real smart like Angelo, he is dead now of course.

you FUCKING twat
you FUCKING TWAT

fucks sake this is literally me to a t

It’s a Demon slayer figure. they could’ve based their price on it’s market value.

:

hate them

why? i havent done anything to you

same. stinky and always shouting