/brit/

Victoria Terminus edition

It's Britney, BITCH

Building a deck (shopping for overpriced cardboard)

Oh no my mental elfs!

White girls. What are they like, eh?

we should go back and demolish these things
those cunts dont deserve it

gonna put your 'ick on your 'eck?

I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a BITCH

telly idea: naan estate
michelin starred curry chef sid ahuja converts his volvo estate into a food truck, driving around roads with cheap council housing selling breads and dipping curries at affordable prices to local reprobates. his goal? to show the local pikeys the error of their ways.

oh my daaaaays

Timmy's weaknis

why aren't there any incel celebrities?

i didn't post this image for you, pal

Hezbollah defeated the IDF incursion into Lebanon for the second time this century, forcing Israel to recognise their strength.

Ukraine will become friendly with Russia again.
Chechnya and Georgia got uppity in the 2000s and Russia straightened them out. The same will happen with Ukraine.
Things always seem more dramatic in the heat of the moment than it really is.

absolute nonsense, HPV rates have decreased markedly where the population is vaccinated.

absolutely nothin
say it again
wooh good call

They look sort of shit anyway

Imagine being Grahan Lineham, create three good comedy series, then get butthurt that people didn't like a sketch you made, where the joke is a trans person getting beaten up for being trans
then deciding based on this one incident to spend 12 hours a day for the next 5 years harassing and insulting trannies on twitter instead of creating new comedy material

Flat-faced chine-
Timmy getting a lump in his throat

hmm. ok. i apologise for my post.

And yet he won
Trannies have peaked and they're on their way out

yeah mate just ignore the dramatic shift in the politicians and culture in ukraine who were russian alighted and are now western alighted

real life is just like your video games

wipe out their entire leadership

force them to move all their heavy weapons north of the litani river

force them to stop the shelling attacks

allows them to focus their entire attention on killing palestinian children

rasheeds are so retarded lmao

that wasn't real communism THOUGH

classic, never change

got facking mento illness me

shouldn't you be dilating right now

whatever happened to the whole zyzz brah sick cunt thing

need to pee
might piss it out

that was almost 20 years ago

i'm white

Yeah mate just ignore the real life history of not even twenty years ago when Chechnya and Georgia tried the same thing, and now both are on good terms with Russia again

I'll be your blonde tonight
If thats what you like
Stilettos and fishnets
If thats what you like
I'll be your hot mess
School girl in curls
Whatever your type
Baby if thats what you like
I'll do it

I am genuinely shocked at the number of posters who know someone (usually a bloke) who has killed themselves. What's causing this? I know things can be very hard but it's a permanent solution to something that might be a temporary problem.

heard that zyzz DIED

people didn't like a sketch you made, where the joke is a trans person getting beaten up for being trans

which one's that? sounds like a riot
i enjoyed the scene in the IT crowd where douglas gets in a fight with that tranny

ktim! ktim! ktim!

communism GOOD
not-communism BAD
what's so hard to understand?
JUST AGREE

They have new leadership.
Hezbollah is still shelling Israel and defeated their incursion.
Nothing stopping Hezbollah fighting in Gaza.

would love to fuck this little twink hard just so I can look at his father in the face and let him know I made his boy a bitch.

Do you think he realises what a cliche he is as he says it
Probably not, if he was self aware he wouldn't be communist

She's getting blacked in the morning
Blacked in the morning
She's getting blacked in the mooorning

Realising you live in an evil world and when the penny drops it probably pushes some people over the edge

can't fucking believe it lads. turned the city game off when they were 3-0 up. proper mong i am

erm bit gay that

Pol Pot wasn't a communist. His ideal society was a primitive, rural nationalist one.

Chechnya

which is now a part of russia.....
ukraine will not be....
real life isnt like your paradox games

real life isnt like your paradox games

Why do you keep bringing up video games retard
I'm talking about real life

silences of bread

yeah just been sick

Hezbollah is still shelling Israel

yeah the ceasefire doesnt start until 2am tomorrow
face it abdul you lost again

this nibba eating smoke lmao

yh...

Finish a post before you reply to it in future

hate when you get big news and you can't think of literally anything else after it and you end up just sitting around thinking until you go to sleep

ukraine will not be....

Are you sure about that?

We should just build cool looking stuff like that in our own country

What is this shit

What about a lot of different little problems?

these days it's all about roided up tiktokers like sam sulek and so forth

Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster in Silence of the Bread

because your entire world view is through the lens of video games.
talking to the lads in discord now and they are all howling that an american thinks because trump will do a ceasefire in ukraine suddenly they will like russia and putin for invading their lands lmao

what the news la

same all i could manage on the day the queen died was a wank before bed

Nah m8 Israel lost, their aim to destroy Hezbollah and annex South Lebanon failed.

speaking of chechnya putin just sentenced a young lad to 15 years in a chechen prison for burning the koran and protesting islam
so freaking based

/brit/ was 1000x better back when posting “Timmy” was automatically assumed to be a post about this nigga.

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was at a party the day the queen died but most people weren't royalists so they were cracking cringe jokes
i didn't rly care but it got boring quickly

remember when microsoft made bing to compete with google and everyone memed the name 'bing' but i honestly don't see why it is such a bad name unironically. google is a proper weird name in comparison.

lmao

You always do this when you've lost the argument

you are a virgin.

russia doing a full blown invasion of ukraine is a "heat of the moment" thing

why are americans like this?

im gonna be a dad

reaching insane levels of cope here muhammad

sperm mania

if i could smell her loaf

sentenced a young lad to 15 years in a chechen prison for burning the koran and protesting islam

No it was because he leaked military information

What were the jokes

Special military operation*

just cringe shit i cant remember

oh congratulations!

It happened to Chechnya and Georgia though

was also at a party the day the queen died. it was a "the queen died" party and i got a blowjob at it haha

lost all contact in the industry

lost all of his money

lost his marriage

lost his children

lives in a single bedroom flat in a shithole city

has to resort to sucking up to right wingers on twitter just so he can make a few grand for appearing on their podcasts

yeah mate he totally won!

telly idea: nah, nee state
ally mccoist hosts a weekly quiz show, showing jocks photos, facts, and videos from sometimes fictional regions of america, with contestants tasked with deciding if the american region is real or fake. his goal? to educate the scotch and teach them the error of their ways.

NEED to shag her

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wrong
he burned a quran but that's not the reason for his prison sentence

was at a party at 5pm on a tuesday

uhhh

Canada Post is on strike so I haven't received this months /brit/ zine yet

russia is a global superpower, the russian century is upon us

hmm, just saw... well, a duo of... illicit... links, i did

how did you wrangle that you scallywag
it was thursday u tit

gif

Wrongun

Had an edible earlier and then had a few drinks. You honestly cannot beat a bit of cannabis and alcohol.

back in like year 8 or 9 in history class when they were teaching us about australia's origins as a penal colony, we all had a good snigger over the word "penal" and called each other penal for a good few weeks after that
hahaha, "penal"... indeed.

its over for me

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this world should be destroyed

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weird the way european nationalist movements now are the biggest globohomo shills

we want to protect British culture and British values

What’s british culture and british values?

Listening to Drill and cooking up Jamaican beef patties

In my school all they though about was the iron age and shit like that.

mmhmm

SNP

nationalists

pint and chippy

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If he burned a bible or torah you'd cheer

whatever values my side are on

miss people like rich piana who were roided to hell but never shied away from telling the truth about their usage.

if you want less immigration you're actually on the side of the party that wants more immigration

i hope your enemies kill you slowly and painfully

why do women film themselves crying

got on fb messenger just now
mums getting a grinching this year for the "tendie incident" in april

for me its the fella i saw parked outside the chippy earlier shouting his order from his car into the people inside who brought his food out to him
the kind of lifestyle i could really get into

might become a professional boxer and absolutely mop the floor with jake paul

The SNP want more immigration though
Did you forget them making that brown fella who wants Scots dead and replaced leader

just their equivalent of posting on brit when they’re crying

you already know the answer

Being decent people I think. Honestly I find it very difficult to find anyone outside of the British isles human. New Zealand and Australia excluded. Just weird robotic freaks and the Americans have the latest hello lads I have a soul firmware but it's designed by a poo

the lads when i pull a femboy

noel deyzel is like that but he's also a complete fucking faggot

makes a change from your day job mopping mcdonalds

not a european nationalist movement then is it

yeah but surely protecting your dignity outweighs the attention received

Americans have the latest hello lads I have a soul firmware but it's designed by a poo

odd sentence

SNP market scotland as being a ultra liberal multicultural country held back by being in a restrictive anti immigration union with england

Timmy...

They're as nationalist as the people's freedom movement in Africa is pro freedom

odd sentence

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see

Is that a tranny? I don't get it

No it isn't

SNP is only nationalist by name
They hate scottish people, if they didn't h*mz* wouldn't have been first minister LOL

the SNP are far right actually

interpol went to shit after antics

i suffer in bradford

they want scotland to leave the uk because it is a seperate nation, they are nationalists.

ooooaarrrr, didn't know what was goin on

Interpol were ever good

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mad that russia funded alex salmond and the SNP

My history teacher is giving a local history talk. I remember him having a terrible stutter. Either a mad old bastard or he's got it fixed.

protecting your dignity

that only applies to men, women crying is expected.

many people have said this

Are you Irish diaspora?

um sweety the nationalist movement about getting scotland to become a sovereign state again isn't a nationalist movement because it is liberal

shut up rorke

some cunt just tried to call me on the phone
what the hell is he playing at

you’re excluding most brits by this definition too

who are you quoting?

haven't the french and russians historically funded rebellions in britain

What's even madder is that the KGB and CIA both funded the IRA. And that the explosives Gaddafi shipped them was an actual American lower move to completely bury the idea that Britain was ever a major power

pick up
freakbob is calling

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'll show you the life of the mind
i'll show you the life of the mind
i will show you the life of the mind
i will show you the life of the mind

relevant to yesterdays polshit and how there are "people" here spamming BLACK shit constantly
oh and they have no shame

Is your arse hairy or smoove?

great film

she's ugly, would be absolutely screwed if she wasn't a chebasaurus rex

i don't know when heydrich was in charge they did some good work

Makes me nervous when police cars go past when I haven't done anything

Yeah mainly southern England.

I read that an ex roman catholic priest was the middleman between the IRA and gaddafi

cody
pick up the phone dude

they fund BLM as well
the kremlin is full of cunts

2 of them barely legal
2 of them bald

but then he got killed in czecheslovakia, no justice in the world

Yeah but he's Irish diaspora so he thinks she's very beautiful

would you shag her

ah yes
drunkenness
my natural state

pack it in

god i wish this was me

Hollywood should make a film about that instead of the remakes they're making.

vagina smell

This isn't good. The gooning community works because of the close knit fandom and fan creations. We already saw how Brazzers dropped the ball on producing a gooning themed scene (the Angela White blowbang). The mainstream catching on to gooning definitely dilutes the scene, imo.

Thinking about history again lads
Wish I wasn't so autistic.

this is like those animes where you kill someone and absorb their spirit and it starts influencing you

on my own. having a good time. at peace. happy, knowing this drives pol and nonwhites insane

so no weed?

All of them Irish diaspora

in bed farting my arse of like a proper lord farty arseington

CHEBBERSSSSSSSSS

im at peace, happy

Is frankly gross, but we're meant to pretend it isn't

They were working hand in hand with the conservative party then

prediction: within the next 3 months hollywood will announce a wifejak movie

what it smell like doe
when im pumping a twink i occasionally get a whiff of bussy juice
but it doesnt happen often.

lmao some seething paddy reported my post from earlier where I pointed out that bombing civilians is a war crime

sex with legal age daughterjak

Do you think other generals have schizos and ultra wasters in the same way /brit/ does?

Fucking freak man but based lmao

what happens in the souf

michel van den bos

The nine patients with HPeV detection in CSF were
admitted to hospital due to febrile syndrome and
suspected severe acute infection (one patient in the
pediatric intensive care unit), with a mean stay of
6.8 days, and eight were treated with antibiotics

starting to think i'll never have a kid. getting old now.

tories didnt fund blm they just let them get away with literally everything

The IRA targeted military and government though. You're lucky your old hag Thatcher wasn't blown into a million bits.

/brit/ is unique because we have some posters who aren't like that
No me though! HahridnsjuebusbshshhsjsjjJSJEIXJDHDH

Cool justification. Still a war crime.

beyond me why you would think bringing a kid into a dying western hemisphere could ever be conceived as a good, holy thing

Just wankers. Everything you've heard about England that's bad it comes from the south. That says it all.

The IRA targeted military and government though

that pub in birmingham wasn't a military base paddy

starring Lupita Nyong'o as wifejak

well it is

Yeah so they were pro-BLM

not though is it? not really
we're on the way out pal

I would keep my child safe and protected and good.

chips ahoy?
more like
tits ahoy
hahahahahaha

get them sucked asap

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What do you call this genre of image where black women take pictures in the candy aisle? I only see black women do it.

targeted military and government

exclusively hit schoolchildren

Weird how that works out

*taps image*

Irish diaspora dream

who is this slag

cronem enjoying chamomile tea before heading to bed, his day shift is over

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you can't post the mice

toby
the meds are doing good
PLEASE keep taking them

No war crimes at all. You can't kill people and treat them like 2nd class citizens in their own land and expect nothing to come of it. Especially when you have state sponsored death squads roaming the streets, be it the RUC or the UDA/UVF. Your government aren't as bold as they used to be. Got taught a lesson.

ok and? how does this relate to what i said

the west dying is a reason to have kids not not have them

was just watching that video where that lad was playing mafia 3 and his mum came in and started yelling at him to go to the toilet because he was shitting himself
absolutely in hysterics over it

the meds were 100 units of alcohol in 2-3 days every week this month, so stop giving people medical advice

angelina castro

Cool justification. Still a war crime.

‘I just can’t believe the British state housed and funded that notorious jihadi terrorist’

‘You mean the Hamas chief given British citizenship and a council house in Barnet?’

‘No, not him’

‘The Manchester attackers and their family who were rescued by the Royal Navy whilst fighting in Libya, given a council house in Manchester, and continued receiving benefits even when they returned to Libya, their son spending their tax credits on bomb materials to murder little girls?’

‘Err, no, not them either’

‘The terrorist who murdered an MP, living in the council funded town house near Hampstead Heath?’

‘No, the other one’

‘The ISIS torturer Jihadi George with the social house in Paddington?’

‘Close’

‘Jihadi John, notorious ISIS executioner, grew up in a series of council homes in Westminster worth millions?’

‘Yeah, that’s the one I think!’

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mental how this slag drove me insane as a teen
nah thats Daphne Rosen.

its the rooooskis

if it works, it works

@204960539
leave it on twitter next time yeah

she's so fit now

kill people and treat them like 2nd class citizens in their own land

Schoolchildren did that did they? The mind of a terrorist is fascinating

Just had a huge sleep lads, it was cracking

Ironic considering this is LITERALLY the exact same logic Israel uses to justify dropping cruise missiles on Gazan hospitals.

ktim

It was actually the loyalist paramilitary groups that were sponsored by the British government that exclusively targeted civilians. I mean they were funded, armed and given Intel by the British state. Cowards. 800 Irish volunteers forever buried the idea that Britain could ever be a major player in the world.

its a losing battle unfortunately
you want your kids to participate in a losing battle? on the losing side?

seeing britain go down the toilet makes me feel better about my shit life

its just be like that.

im not drunk or high right now but i had weed too
if i drank that much regularly (im doing an experiement rn) i would literally get brain damage

do you think it’s real

Ireland and it's people have an ancient identity though kek

We're winning though
A few decades from now and all the awful shite inflicted on us right now will be reversed

my life went down the toilet long ago

Harry is cooked. Why didn't Will save him?

Meghan Markle releases statement after solo Thanksgiving appearance amid ‘professional separation’ from Prince Harry

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YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF

good lad

crazy how things mapping out an eenie teenie (i think 25-30nm) virus are really just bits of sand that can do math

Israel are the 2nd class citizens in that conflict

????

11 December – 1971 Balmoral Furniture Company bombing: Three Protestant civilians—two of them children—and a Roman Catholic civilian were killed. 19 people were injured in the attack.

It was obviously a British military barracks disguised as a furniture shop. Those dead children? UVF officers in disguise.

naive optimism only ever served one cunt and he was called the tortoise

800 Irish volunteers forever buried the idea that Britain could ever be a major player in the world.

By uh, failing to take a single inch of British soil? And burying their own reputation under a sea of dead children of course

Exactly Herschel

yet another massive victory for the celtic race

those children?
actually dwarves trained as spies.

are they actually split up
what a goose

3HER

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KAHTEEM

god rid of the bread taste in my mouth but now i can taste lighter fluid if i swallow with my tongue on the roof of my mouth

It is widely believed that the bombing was carried out by members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA) in retaliation for the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) bombing of McGurk's Bar a week earlier, which killed 15 Catholic civilians.

Here’s what he could have had

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i'll save you

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oy vey we have a right to defend ourselves! *blows up another school/maternity ward/shopping mall*

oy begorah we have a right to defend ourselves! *blows up another school/maternity ward/shopping mall*

everyone has an era. but eras end...

My children will grow up in a better world
Yours won't exist at all
I know which I'd rather be
Also you're probably our resident 77th brigade goblin attacking white birth rates as per

thinking about sgl tights

i reckon it is yes, i think the lad is probably black because his name is demetrius so he's probably too retarded to realise the consequences of shitting himself

We're talking about the justification and Israel don't pretend they're 2nd class citizens.

muh famine, huns... my huns buns buns huns

ruins his relationship with his family

loses his titles

no more free gibs

gets hated by everyone

runs away to america to start a new life there

nobody is interested in him or his wifes projects

tells americans they are dumb for liking their first and second amendment

gets even more hate from americans

will now most likely be separating from the woman who caused it all, who married him just to boost her career

has anyone in the history of the modern day royal family been JUST'd this much? andrew doesnt count

Doubt the justification matters to those dead kids

allowing a single irishman to live really shows that the greatest weakness of the Anglo is our infinite mercy

Britain signed an agreement enforced upon them by their American overlords in Washington and the Irish American lobby. You signed that agreement which also released all those that were engaged in a bombing campaign against England. Meanwhile the loyalist wankers the crown used were tossed aside and left to rot. You got show up by a couple of rag tag bog men.

Just threw away my delta 8 pen there’s no way that shit is healthy I’m done cold turkey

I probably already fucking have cancer

As if someone being mean to you justifies blowing schoolchildren to smithereens. Get a grip paddy.

fanny of a toddler

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the remaining strain, the similarity observed in the
50
UTR region with the A308/99 reference strain and the
fact that HPeV3 is less variable and less frequently
recombines than other HPeV types [Benschop et al.,
2008b] suggests that it probably also belongs to type 3.

nonce

surely this would push it further down

And yet Norn is still British soil

He's fucking Jewish. Tells you a lot when an Irishman has to pick it up. Fuck me you anglos are dense.

turn it inside out

should've stayed in canada

Mate that's a toilet plunger
You know what toilet plungers are for don't you

eating a slice of bread to make the lighter fluid tatse come back

Yeah the same way London is.

We're discussing justifications though.

being mean

The bombing mentioned was in direct response to a bombing that targetted Irish civilians and killed 15 of them.

Fuck the jews.

um
who are you quoting

17 February – La Mon restaurant bombing: 12 civilians were killed and 30 injured by an IRA incendiary bomb at the La Mon Restaurant near Belfast.

Yet another British army base masquerading as a restaurant full of civilians.

looking forwards to reading about more things (even though i added the one from Scotland to the pile) because since reading it i have started falling over when i stand up and have got a mouth rash

Fewer brown people is a win

On 17 February 1978, an IRA unit planted an incendiary bomb attached to petrol-filled canisters on meat hooks outside the window of the Peacock Room in the restaurant of the La Mon House Hotel, located at Comber, County Down, about 6 miles (9.7 km) southeast of central Belfast.[3] After planting the bomb, the IRA members tried to send a warning from the nearest public telephone, but found that it had been vandalised.[4][5] On their way to another telephone, they were further delayed when forced to stop at an Ulster Defence Regiment (UDR) checkpoint.[5] It has been stated that the IRA were targeting RUC officers they believed were meeting in the restaurant that night