I summon Italians in this thread!!

I summon Italians in this thread!!

*puff*

Ohhhh I'm Walken here!

Do you really do this hand thing when you speak?

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this is weird because everytime I see an american celebrity as host in a tv show they moving the hands in a very over the top way

unironically? yes

Yes

My surname is DiStefano and I am italian (not Latinx)

what do you want?

This is a common gesture which means "what are you saying/doing". You do it when someone does something which makes no sense

What the CAZZO do you want you interrupted my soccer game

i summon a lot of "you"s

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How do I get an Italian girlfriend?

Just say you're american, don't be autistic and they'll be slobbering over your johnson, they like an "exotic" but also extroverted guy.
Also I never had a gf so I'm the worst person to ask that question lmoa, but trust me bro follow my advice

I have a dream

Incredibile che ci sia gente che si interessa a queste stronzate

shut the fuck up nigger.

What's your favorite Italo disco?

Give back Rieti to Umbria you thief

Non sono quell'anon ma a che pro avere tutti quei paesi subordinati? Che senso ha governare su popoli che tanto non ti riconoscono come uno di loro e non aspettano altro che tu ti levi dalle palle?

In questa linea del tempo la famiglia Berlusconi ha conquistato l'Europa. L'assoggettamento è formale in quegli staterelli limitrofi, ma virtualmente l'intero continente è sotto il giogo del Gabibbo e delle veline.
I see, you are a history connoisseur

I want an Italian gf to tell me I'm not a worthless piece of shit and deserve to be loved.
Actually she doesn't have to be a gf.

Hai presente l'Alto Adige? Il bruciore di culo generato e intrattenente per certi versi

I want a serbian gf who tells me I'm a piece of trash with her thick slav accent

Marco Carolla

Sounds nice! Thanks for tips anons.

Lack of 80s synths, but same spirit.

Vacanze romane "Roman holidays" is the best one from Matia Bazar in my opinion, arguably the best Italian band to date
youtube.com/watch?v=Hzr-0XIk0no

Based

cavallo bianco is their best thoughever

Io la trovo un po' troppo sperimentale. "E dirsi ciao" e "Che male fa" sono molto più musicali.
youtube.com/watch?v=jLh9KAs7CD8

Sounds nice, though I'm more of a cheese rube.

Easy any will do.

Needs those 80s synths.

I know lol