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Cammy Edition

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Not the German one

Io posto qui.

this is the thread

i do not like fk's thread. sorry.

one time i had sex with brooke shields

Shtrunz

Drinking covfefe, brothers

Stunad

/cum/ flag superiority
total thirdtworld death

Noticed that listening to music that was made in the 1940s and 1950s has improved my quality of life

I need her to sit on my so bad
It's been so long since I had soft cheeks on my face
I need it

the rule that non-/Cum/ flags can't Make the new Is RACIST!
the footkraut's thread Is legitimate!
who is with me!?

non-/cum/ flag having an opinion

Yes!!

t. stinky racist

she looks like the stacy version of my sister kek

I googled Cammy’s feet and it was a bad idea because yucky

Ummmmm...Does your sister like fat losers?

is she single?

Yeah it's because I shit my pants like a real American, dweeb

Jelqing?

cum con sex

Her husband Ben Felter is literally the Chad meme holy shit.

He's taller than her (she's 6'4 he's 6'7) goes to Stanford, is on the rowing team, mastered computer science, this guy won the life lottery

Does your sister like builtfat losers?

how many times have you been accused of rape?

They’re both 4/10’s reality check sorry not sorry peroidt

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but to be fair I always make sure they're dead

Zero

i already fucked her

I'm actually proud we are the only general that protects the integrity of our thread by not letting gweilo make the NEWs.

American exceptionalism reflected onto Canada and Mexico. Based.

i banged julia roberts good

never
not once

I tested myself to see how many states I know without cheating and this is all I got and I'm not 100% sure they're all correct this is embarrassing I thought I'd get more...

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Then you woke up

i did before you

NC and SC are wrong

Lol red eye is a faster flight. It’s a white genocide propaganda advertisement. The muck people get us more money. Fuck indians. Trudeau is a cock smoking retard. Im going to beat that piece of shits asshole into the pavement. I will fucking destroy that niggers asshole with my ginormous cock. Rape after rape until she gets knocked up.

he thinks Virginia is North Carolina and North Carolina is South Carolina

Shameful display my dude

FUCK

That's far more than I know from memory I know the west coast, Nevada and Texas and Florida, and Maine. The rest I have no idea

based except the rape, you shouldn't sully your penis with nonwhite pussy (unless it's asian)

I got baited because they have similar shapes...
But you're American you should know all 50...

Excuse me?

shut up pussy

I bet Trudeau is his real name. Theyre that hardcore. Did I mention ive met a couple named?

whatever bitch

Most people only visit their neighboring states, and maybe one state on the other coast, during their life. It's a big country my man.

But you're American you should know all 50

There's no reason to

Nata e cresciuta per il grosso cazzo negro

i'm worried about chris chan molesting his daughter/son, either they should not have custody

why? who cares

Zitto

Bibisiposting è na malatita mentale

You only know louisiana because of our rivalry
Youre welcome
Also how could you not know where bama is

Why does she have Neanderthal head?

Yeah but that has nothing to do with knowing elementary school geography. I feel embarrassed not being able to name at least 40.
Are you a librul?

My wife said she's a trophy wife.

I said "yeah you are honey, a participation trophy!!"

Did you fail 4th grade?

Are you a librul

No, What would that have to do with anything?

But you're American you should know all 50...

Why would i learn that i only travel around the south

LOL!

No adult needs to know where all 50 states are. When you're a little kid in school, sure. But I haven't been in school for decades. In my daily life the location of South Carolina has no bearing on anything I do

I had a horrific existential chrisis. What if Chris Chan is actually god? It makes sense if you really don't think about it. Think about what chris chan is. How the hell does someone like zer come out of all this with a finnish child gf, absolved of all charges of fucking his mom, free to game all day while I work for shekelstein in the wage cage?

seriously. he has a girlfriend and he doesn't have to work. he pulled that off somehow. he's had sex with 3 women and even got to satisfy his oedipus complex.

look in his eyes and you'll see a man who is totally self actualized and at peace

Who cares about the individual states on a map
They’re all one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

No adult needs to know where all 50 states are

Yes you do. It puts things into perspective.

Maronnn eccuni li cunnuti

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP

It would also explain why the world is such an insane clownshow that doesn't make any sense.

I get no respect, I tell ya what

I've been to every state, my next goal is every territory
Already got Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, and Guam

somehow

he's famous and unhinged, women love unhinged men but most importantly he's famous

go back to mexico jose

Unironically correct. I googled it when you were talking all that shit. I have an idea where Alabama is, as with most states, but if I wasn't 100% sure where the state is, I left it blank. I did get the Carolinas wrong but at least I didn't rely on luck.
Because they tend to hate their own country and not care about knowing the basics such as when you guys gained independence and who you got it from, who's on mount Rushmore, all the amendments, etc.
Because you love your country and are a patriot???

i refuse to learn about states that are worse than mine.
you are either a coastie, or a flyover. it's that simple
now excuse me as i wash human excrement off my shared porch

Managgia

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absolute MADE for tiny japanese cocks

Im a manlet fucktard

Honestly? I think the world would be better if people with dark skin didn't exist.

umm she's clearly made for Big White American Cocks

Risky take but valid

I am not patriotic THOUGH
I actually hate large swathes of the country

The next topic I wanted to bring up was state flags. In my opinion the coolest ones are Alaska, ND, and Mississippi.

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You're not proud of your country's history? Being patriotic doesn't mean you accept and like nu-American culture like trannyism and cycling.

Staje zitt, figlio ‘e ‘ntrocchia

Yesterday some brown person stopped their car in the middle of the road front of mine because I put my blinker on. No wonder thirdworld countries have such shit traffic

That'd be Maryland, actually

Mississippi

Nah fuck their new gay ass flower flag

FUCK JUSTIN TRUDEAU

i need a really pushy outgoing girl to basically rape me

Vaffammocc a soreta

This happened to me and then she hid my wallet to make me come back to her house

New hampshire has nothing for me to be proud of besides its lack of blacks
Why would i learn where its at other than at retirement age

racist libshits tryna keep the southern man down

When I become dictator I'm going to execute everyone who doesn't unconditionally love America
You might not want to die for the country but you will

sientete malamente e nun te scetà chiù

Also fuck you our pelican is awesome and Arizonas flag gives Red Dawn vibes

Salutame ammmmmmammmmata strunz

Maryland's looks too yuropeen.
Yeah this one is cool.
Isn't Ricer Miata from New Hampshire?

This but unironically yes

Shut your LaMelo Ball looking ass up.

Honestly I'm a big fan of Wyoming's flag if they removed the seal
Texas, California, Hawaii, Alaska, Louisiana, South Carolina, and Maryland are the best flags (not in that order)

northerners want the south to be poor so blapipo can't afford to move north

What’s that state that adapted some African niggerflag

Maryland's looks too yuropeen.

Look at the flag of Washington DC, it's just the Washington family crest. The English branch of the Washingtons use the same crest.

California deadass has the worst flag by far.

Good luck with the Palmyra Atoll

what they did to SC flag was a travesty too. Why do republicans keep voting for these nikki pendrata haley freaks

Gulash amammt

I hate normies. I just want to stop at a cafe to take a break from hours long active transportation. This is not a "talk with your friends as loud as possible" establishment. Cafes used to be about chilling out

Mississippi

Georgia

Utah

all the redesigns are terrible

Yeah what the fuck is that anyways? A palm tree with a muhfuggin moon crescent?

Yes, it's a very pretty state

No and I'm not too sure about mormon niggas.

forgot Minnesota, probably the worst one of all. Only funny thing is they made it look like the Somali flag for the bulbheads lol

Maryland's flag is the crest of the Baron Baltimore
I have a Bachelor's degree in biology maybe I'll get join a Masters program and do some research there
Don't remember asking for European opinions

2025 I must visit the United States of America

Coastie urbanite faggots who dont understand the beauty of nature have never seen this in person

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Mormons are the only people actually getting into heaven.

Hey look, it's The Map again!

Also are you going to count all the Minor Outlying U.S. Islands as one territory? Because it's probably impossible unless you do that.

what they did to SC flag was a travesty too.

What the fuck are you talking about? It's been the palm tree since the 1800s.

non-whites hate nature but get mad at wypipo for inventing the technology that conquered nature, make it make sense!

to be honest boomers whinge about um something something people aren't talking to each other face to face anymore and are glued to their phones. but um lol public spaces are chattier and louder than ever. I measures decibels in these places and over time the loudness of public spaces increased. people are yapping more than fucking ever. sometimes people are "talking" (yelling) so loud in the cafe that it is almost reaching levels where hearing protection is recommended

It's those damn republican states!

Also are you going to count all the Minor Outlying U.S. Islands as one territory?

I was going to say I'll do that but realistically I'llhave to not go to any military bases
Maybe I gotta change it to all inhabited territories

2 blackest states in the uniom have the highest single motherhood
Jogs the noggin

I need to touch a woman so bad

what they did to SC flag was a travesty too

Tell me what the fuck you mean by this because it's been the same flag forever and it was adopted during the Civil War

another map criticizing Americans that is actually a non-white percentage map

lel

manager randomly told my boss i completely 100% did not do a week long assignment like i spent that entire week doing nothing

manager... why... :*(

we've got something that mogs that every 10 miles zzzzz

American flags be like

ok so let's put a left-facing eagle on, and make it centered. THEN, have a shield with seven red and six white alternating stripes. BUT WAIT, the eagle also clasps an olive branch and a sheaf of arrows. I'M NOT DONE YET CHECK ME OUT, In its mouth it will hold a banner inscribed with the words “E Pluribus Unum.”

Yurop flags be like

so uhhh umm uhhh put like green for nature and uhh white for like freedom idk lol we don't have freedom but yeah that'll do

Mine excluded of course, because we're trend setters, but still.

California wine country quantum giga-mogs anything in your flyover shithole

California is trash and I'd beat the shit out of any Californian itt need be, even if it was 10v1 in your favor.

fake yuro architecture for prestige like thirdies

probably the worst example you could have posted. Napa deserves better!

We have one of those here but it's still a baby. It needs a few hundred years more to fully grow up.

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did he tell the truth?

Subhumagarian is trying too hard again

You're from Chicago.

not even

>fake yuro architecture for prestige

Nah it was built by an autistic architect because he wanted to live in a castle

We have whole forests full of them

you should keep a time table of your hours, so you can pressure your boss for more money by looking busy and important

Glowies are really really really shilling the tariffs meme

You would genuinely end up a corpse in a ditch if you went to Chicago or Detroit

USA is too yuge
I wanna go but where

Would you live in a cabin in a redwood forest in California?

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Why is it full of lesser species criminals by chance?

I wanna go to Chicago after I watched “The Bear”

This is the only cool part about california and I'm sure you can't even do it anymore

i submitted my work spreadsheet to my boss in the meeting, and i said my side of the story on how the missing project really went. we'll see where the money goes in the end, i just wanna pay rent

Wyoming, duh. No, you don't want to go to poocago. That's where brian and his clones reside.

Looks comfy but might be scary at night ^^

This is the only cool part about california

Dide you miss

picture of literally any swamp on the east or gulf coast

you've never seen it in person either sweaty :*

Tariffs were the primary government income before the 1913 financial coup.

but we didn't have a welfare state, and an underclass of welfare queens!
checkmate

the cum bin is overflowing

JDAMs in U

Talk among American brass about giving nukes to U

Tariffs on China, Mexico, and Canada

I've never been more white-pilled in my life. Accelerationist bros: The Empire ends soon.

Yeah, "Bulgarian" immigrants.

everyone from one of the biggest cities in the US is Bryan

Bryan isn’t even from Chicago

only if it was in my price range
(10 million and up btw)

i forgot how to multiply and divide two digit numbers

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Maybe you should talk like he does then.

no and I stand by my correct statement.

some grapes and and the tiniest hot spring I've ever seen are totally zzzz gay shit

do you work in the service industry or something?

Well it's actually pretty hard for your "people" to immigrate here so we only accept academics and the best of the best of your population
That's why you were born in Bulgaria, we didn't let your bottom feeder parents in

California is more beautiful that your state

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in case you didn't understand social media is now full of people saying tariffs are evil, even on sports pages and stuff. According to google this trend is disproportionately being searched in DC...

how old are you?

Alaska > California

social media is now full of people saying tariffs are evil

wow trudeau really got his bot army running huh?

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The USA is without any doubt the greatest and most beautiful country on earth.

Say what you want about trannies, but they have the right idea that names should be strictly self-determined, not chosen by parents.

Tariffs are good. The American economy must collapse to give way to something new.

You only accept dick brian with your gay ass.

wrong.

well you're young enough to know how to use calculator app on your phone so no worries

i like my name. i liked my brothers name until he had it legally changed. i don't trust angsty teens or quarter life crisis enjoyers with their own naming through anecdotal experience

It’s extremely difficult to change your name here
Blessing or curse?…

women are such a disaster bro, you're actually lucky if you get one that makes a fool of you on tiktok and dresses your kids like little house on the prairie and names them kaylzeeigh and fido

It's gonna be ok Leon.

I bet that faggot aint never kicked no shit in them boots in his whole life. But at the same time, at least it's an American/Mexican style so idk what would really be a better option

Even California deserts mog flyover shitholes

Yes, you are.
So you trust the angst teens or quarter life crisis enjoyers to choose the names of other people instead.

My people are used to the desert life... But still, I hope that one day, they'll be able to find an oasis of their own, and leave the sandstorms behind for a better life.

He's also desperately trying to convince you guys to punish mexico but not Canada. I hope you don't, we've been flooding you with jeet illegals and I'd like to see Trudeau publicly castigated

In closing, you can't beat California

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Now talk about calioafnia homeless, STD rates, and drug addiction.

nothing more beta on earth than a name that starts with a long vowel
t. ethan

What is Trudeau gaining by letting millions of Jeets into not only his country by our country as well?

Aarons 'n Aidens finna be mad af no cap fr fr

he hates the west

You need to shut the fuck you pathetic little loser
Stop begging for acceptance and brownie points by pointlessly seething about California more than any American

Shut the fuck up already holy fuck

our country as well?

that falls into the "not my problem" category. It's just part & parcel of the having no borders post-national state he created.

cali was great when it was white people. now that it looks like little guatemala it sucks

lol the only reason other people are disagreeing is because you brought up trans. otherwise everyone agrees they just don't agree with trans changing their names

That's LA and San Fran. California is much bigger than 2 fucking cities

weed heads nuking they brain

naming yourself is like a tinpot dictator giving himself medals

no you can't just name your children!!!

you just know a nigga named Clarence is posting this shit

California is a woke liberal shithole

So you would rather leave it up to

LA county has 4 million more people than Bulgaria
Lil nephew needs to stay in his little shithole village

compulsive showering

I propose free weed is given to all indians arriving in Canada

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i am as dumb as you need me to be for the conversation to work out how you like.

Eat shit bitch. Suck my dick.
No excuses.

Are illegal Mexicans 3/5ths of a person too?

I'll agree that parents should name their children when they can only choose from a short list of names with no spelling variations accepted.

Say what you want about trannies, but they have the right idea that names should be strictly self-determined

the real tranny pill is that you have your master choose your new girl name. ugly troons don't matter of course

3/5ths compromise was about slavers wanting their slaves to count towards representatives in the House
Mexicans count as 5/5ths

now if we could only get it to work on blahpipos

my brother has this, he compulsively showers at least twice a day and his showers last 100+ minutes. and he still fucking reeks

Imagine some Ancient Dacian sitting in his mud hut in his shitty little dilapidated village sending letters to Roman citizens telling them how shit Capua is.

That's the Bulgaria

if you have EVER had friends, you know that names are socially invented, and friends will create nicknames for you without you're needing to give consent.
naming yourself is narcissism, which is fitting for the tranny discussion

So you're writing your nickname on your resume and official documents?

n

that's a lotta jackin off

Haha retard you replied to the wrong post. Lil bitchass nigga.
You have gay STDs.

Trendy

Zaylee

Sunny

Truly

Journey

Rocky

THE masculine urge to drink during work hours

i write whatever i feel like, usually a retarded nigger bitch name so i get 10000 diversity hire points on my resume

hey gaycer how about you stop sperging out about cali nobody gives a shit

Can't wait for the latest Eurangutan to fuck off in a few weeks

alcohol is bad for you

Let me guess why you're a NEET with no job.

Only people itt that don't like me are trannies/gay pedos or commiefornia/poocongo residents.

it's because i'm trans and named trayclee

these are such bad names. women should be banned from choosing names

I will only kneel to pray to god and not to submit to brown people

that's true but i'm a functional* alcoholic

*maybe

I don't like you and I'm none of those things.
I really wish you'd leave, Europeans don't belong here

truly as in truly scrumptious

I don't like you either with your constant sperging about euros, but I guess it's better than your sperging about spinny

do japanese people have alcohol in little paper cartons?

You are 100% one of those things.

Gonna name my son Wulfsige

Georgia once had a governor who believed that classical music in the home would boost kids' IQs, so the state commissioned Sony to send out classical music CDs to people in his state.

I don't know/care who that is
Plus, you're a tranny

gonna name my kid Moishe

not always but yes

Youre nigger troon and “Spinny” exists only in your head

yeah sure whatever the point is your constant whining is not appreciated, troon

You're a cringe faggot tranny.

Why do you keep bringing "spinny" up, tranny faggot?
It's obviously you, obvious by how you constantly glaze this European retard because he's the only one who plays your gay ass drawing game

oh yeah now you're gonna sperg out again tranny, let the anger flow through you lmao

low IQ posters are throwing around the T word too often. it's not a biting insult when the retarded children say it all the time.

You're not my friend anymore

You will never ever be a woman and the Bulgarian will never ever be your boyfriend

Tranny.

take your meds, schizo! nobody likes you!

the cir/cum/frens are arguing again

I'm already a woman and you're a mentally ill freak of nature, kys!

Where are all the Canadian flags? The fuck? Are they on sabbatical

Is that what "Spinny" says to you? Does she go away when you take your meds?

yup.

Canadians decided to hide until californians stopped catching strays and the coast clears up.

LOL Nobody ever asks about Mexico

Anon in here yesterday said it be dey hair stinkin. Maybe mandatory head shaves would be sufficient.

there was a ton of them before schizopoo started sperging out again. how hard is it to scroll up a bit damn nigga

low IQ posters are throwing around the T word too often. it's not a biting insult when the retarded children say it all the time.

That's white people. They smell like wet dogs and milk.

No it's what I say to you. Take your meds you schizo retard tranny. california sucks and so do you

Can you go back to your shithole then

Bugarian be like

Wuz poppin, my bros? I gyatt dat bussin, rizzity. Dem fanum tax fade. Mewing Ohio swag, bruh.

I'm b& here like every other 3 days

Lasagna tonight.

seems like there's a bunch of bald black pipos

Wuz poppin, my bros? I gyatt dat bussin, rizzity. Dem fanum tax fade. Mewing Ohio swag, bruh.

sounds like something a retard calipoornian would say tho

people who hate name self determination are giving red flags. what other freedoms do they want to take away lol

are you ready for the AFRICAN CENTURY chuds?!

Are you not taking your meds because they make your HRT less effective?
It's time, tranny.
Being a real woman just takes one noose.

You have a Y chromosome and will never ever be a woman you fucking faggot. Why don’t you go back to pretending to not be “Spinny” and endlessly posting about “her”? Feeling anxious about running out of your HRT? Trying to convince the Bugarian to lick your hairy asshole?

should've became a third worldist grifter or a white convert to islam grifter

lol!

California sucks and only mentally ill freaks and trannies live there. It's also the ugliest state by far

Nooo why

I am not a cool guy
Im a shitstain

Scroll up retard
California is beautiful

Sorry sweetie, I'm a real women, not a tranny like you. Take your meds and stop sperging out, you're embarrassing yourself!

California

California

California

California

Time for you to realize that I never once responded to any of your misplaced seethe at California for a reason, YWNBAWinny (I'm not from there)

uhh chud africa is way older than Europe

you mean Egypt, which is barely in Africa and has nothing to do with Bantus right?

still in africa

only in the geographic sense, white people created the continent anyways. You're saying White people defined continents matter more than genes or culture?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I am wicked, I am evil, I am disgusting

Day 6 or so or being sober and I can finally get out of bed and do shit. Feels good

california is ugly, and it's full of troons

NEW

Are you defying gravity?

You will never be a woman
You are a disgusting freak and a confused faggot
Pretending to be a woman on Anon Babble doesn’t work unless you’re willing to post nudes with a time stamp (you won’t because you’re a man)

I'm a woman and you're mentally ill and mad as hell! love to see it