/brit/

God's gift edish

man said "New thread"

Another night shift looms

getting the poo done

Bet she has horrible nipples

Got a date with a 43 year old on Saturday. I'm 28

Rorke's fianceé's stag do

Bollocks, meant to say HEN do.

you know a show I liked when I was in secondary school
Glee

don't care if it makes a poofter
first 2 seasons were kino
shame half the cast has died

not sure. you mean if the robo drivers become statisitically safer than human drivers?

mental how lucky I was to be born white and have a well above average knob. shame I'm a thick fucking mongo though.

Too late mate
Your credibility is gone

stag do

mong twat.

MA'AM
DO NOT REDEEM THE WHITE COCK

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why is it that every time i'm on the highway going exactly the speed limit (sometimes a bit over) there is still ALWAYS some impatient cunt behind me who insists on overtaking, which may save them like 3 seconds at best?
god i hope these stupid cunts crash and burn to death

FOYP

they even got the dimensions right of that swc x

If only we could be sure

not sure what this acronym stands for
care to enlighten us?

Still, you're only 29 so plenty of time to wisen up x

Rorke helping her back up

yeah pretty much
we do have a tendency to rely heavily on technology to the point that we're willing to sign away bits of our personal agency to it

shame I'm a thick fucking mongo though.

KTIM

On the motorway this morning on the way to work and there's this aussie cunt in his Yute chugging down the road at exactly the speed limit like an old lady. I overtook him and flipped him off. Silly twat.

She looks like your stepdad unboxing the next cricket bat he's going to beat you with

lads
how do you get music on your phone without data?
quite weary of downloading some dodgy shite as I access my bank on this thing
but I want my tunes when I'm in the park

LOOOOL

just get spotify like a normal person lad

Buy it from Amazon or summat
Or get Spotify premium

the mrs is asking about my life insurance

You download the files to your phone...

download it to your computer and send it to your phone with usb

are you here 24/7 just waiting to pounce on any post that you can project your cuckold fantasies on?

Coffee run xx

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what how uber drivers will react to this

dl off soulseek
listen to local files offline
simples

ever heard of a micro sd card, cunts?

Ah yes the so-called digital natives. Very impressive.

Seamus' bride

nano machines son

Why aren't you moving to Poland or Romania?
Same wages as here if you work from home, faster internet, beautiful nature, no mass migration - but you can get a detached house worth £400k-£600k here for about £15k-£30k over there

based lizzo

more like coffee waddle

Why did god even create these specimen

I hate Poles
I hate Romanians
There.

Don't like Poles or Romanians

i've got about 10 mins left i'd say.

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Don't speak polish or romanian

cat's got to have a blood test that's 300 quid spunked up the wall

Pisstake isn't it

You download the files...
You transfer the files to your phones storage...
You play the files...
Stop making zoomers like me look like spastics.

thats what the viva street escort told timmy last night

You are the poo of my heart

hit that old kitty

paki birds hit the wall harder than any other race it's a shame cos some of them are well fit when they're very young

darkness drawing in
can feel the depression and loneliness creeping up on me lads
only going to get fucking darker earlier for another month i have no idea how im going to survive

Inshallah

don't agree that they wall hard

amin yasheeeeed
in ya sheeeeeed
rasheed
rasheed
rasheeed-eed-eed-eed-eeed

Don't care if you agree or not, it's simply true

cringe

it's not though

Just woke up

indian

also catholic

How did that happen huh

In the wrong hood?

Well it is so
You've saddled yourself with a pooskinned ticking timebomb haven't you? Poor lad

already spent 70 on gabapentin today

um

might get a gf so i can shag her fanny

Put sentry here

any queerphobic man in

Lots of raging coping incels on tonight x

just leave your home bro

fuck off

how can that be
you buying it illegally?

Probably from Goa or Pondichéry. Portugal and France had colonies in India too. In fact interestingly Portugal was the last colonial power to give up control of an Indian state and tried to maintain control long after the British had left.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Goa

oh, you're (a)woke

Dick and Fanny

*puts sapper there*

spent 2k on getting all my dogs teeth removed and he died a month later anyway

It gym time. Back and biceps for me my leeed

I can sort of understand yellow fever, but you'd have to be really mentally ill, like demented, to have paki/indian fever.

oh yes (Churchill voice)

hate when mumstein cries, literally nothing more upsetting to me than that, i can't even comfort her because i'm assburgers so it feels doubly shitty

You... you wouldn't get it

they prescribed it so that she'll be calm before the test

bro on his way to unplug niggas from the Matrix

I only had 1 gf and she was white (the race that walls hardest)

You aren’t shagging anyone Rorke regardless of race lmfao you’re the last person who should be getting fussy or pretending to have standards

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Yep, they'd all get it, until it fell off

erm
asking questions is transphobic
you should be born knowing all of this

no wonder they worship cows

they're saying we getting comfy this evening.

mine was such an alcy mess my whole life that it became very routine for her to be crying and so it didn't bother me past a certain age. i would want to die whenever she was disappointed though (in me or anything, like if she didn't like clothes she bought or had a bad holiday)

buried that incel

the brixton hill bullies are on their way to katy's hello kitty themed bedroom

oh right I didn't even know you can use it on animals
still strange though, on a private prescription (for people) that shouldn't cost more than a tenner unless you're getting branded neurontin

Done that dunce

Driving without computer assistance will be seen like riding a horse without a saddle

slaughtered that virgin

sent that wastrel scurrying up the stairs on all fours to his childhood incel bedroom

you can do that...

Everybody needs a little time away
I heard her say from each other
Even lovers need a holiday
Far away from each other

Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to stay

After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you, I promise to
And after all that's been said and done
You're just the part of me I can't let go, ooh

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humiliated that outcast

get it plugged in

big toe is throbbing

good morning Britan
Piers Morgan but worse, here

just got out of prison, everything is shit, what's going on?

UM

katy when cronem whips out his big purple s curved baton xx

corr I would have sex with her

watching Monk's 100th case
good episode

NEED to shag next year, it's been far too long

holocausted that globalist jew belgiumfreak with the filters

Indian birds like this are one in several million

Just saw someone being French

wtf
where's her sex penis

Jannies fucking ruined this site

Could you be a little more specific and give us a background?

mmhmm das rite xx

best timmy cud do xx

if i ever get married i might take my wife's surname (unless it's even worse than mine)
i don't like mine because it's ir*sh and i'm only 1/16th ir*sh but it carries down all the way through the patrilineal line so i'm stuck with a mick name despite barely being a mick

she wouldn't go anywhere near your skips head

got the sex arse ordered

GFberg fuming after I met her sisters and asked where's Cinderella

you are the msot pathetic person in this thread and thats with Belgiumflag avatarfagging for day 500 of him talking about his childhood crush getting fucked by wogs

Didn't say you couldn't?

mght hv wnk

Filled captcha in twice award

so that just about confirms bradleyposter is an indian

That's clearly not true spaki

They're fit but it's cringe when you see them showing examples of the extremely tiny minority of Indians who have pale skins and green eyes because they're Persian refugees or something as if anyone ever sees Indians who look like that

toby :3

if you see something, say something
can't have that in /brit/... any idea who it was?

Were you crying when you typed this?

imagine being lower than a selfhating white wannabe blackoid and a litearl cuckold but still single because so gross. youre worse than that

toby

Wish I had a brown girl with nice boobs

paige turnah one?

Boo hoo nigga

Mental even average white blokes can shag the best quality Indian women

Must be tragic being a jeet

suffer from pastafever myself

Nnnnnnnnnn

nah she’s timmy only now, cronem already blew out that brown messy pumpum judging by the state of it xx

common story unfortunately lid

Mid really

imagine thinking anyone is crying because of you
youre a joke
youre also ban evading to suck janny dick. youre pathetic

lmao Anon Babble is literally your whole life

lego minifig ahh head

I'm not a rat, mate

Irish own the biggest franchise on planet Earth
MICKEDRAW

Grim alien freakazoid

is having 10k in the bank good

want to hug her

sucking up to the staff and impersonating them, ban evading to do so, and only ever posting about this nonpersonality trait is your entire Anon Babble. thats sad

Its a start. I just passed 35k. No idea what I'd ever use it for

Oh my days you are actually upset at pixels on a screen. Your hands are literally shaking, tears welling in your eyes

Depends how old you are and if you have money elsewhere

toby you're ban evading right now
don't throw stones in glass houses

ive never been sure whether sometimes /brit/ gets brigaded with actual wogs and blacks, or its a long-term far-right agitation strategy. That really would be pathetic though and too much effort. Every day larping like a london wog and calling everyone rorke for YEARS on end

Spaki getting all excited for his 8 hour melty

she would give you good sons

Has a woman ever asked if you're gay?

Looks jewish

anyways shut up you virgin bootlicker freak (and go ban evade too) - ive got a pizza to eat. shit is gonna be SO cash

yea I get it
still, can't have fucking frogs about in our general
bet they rate batarians too

Spaedo cracking his knuckles and rolling his neck before getting on his melty grindset

which one is that then?

mousey have you ever tried putting nettles on your pizza :p

Belgium flag is an actual brownoid that spams this place with his deranged masochistic homoerotic fantasies for hours on end

Anti rorke posts are either semi ironic or just one or two seething wogs

anyways shut up you virgin bootlicker freak (and go ban evade too) - ive got a pizza to eat. shit is gonna be SO cash

McDonald's lad
Crikey
Are you daft?

sperm mania

proper good name for a pornsite that

China is in the middle of it's own great depression. Youth unemployment is above 25%, people, including government workers are getting paid sporadically if at all and there is a deflationary spiral. On top of that there is a demographic crises as no one wants to have kids in that kind of an environment and Xi is cracking down on all kinds of activities including cosplay and video games. Rumor has it that Xi worried that the CCP will not survive this crisis.

far-right agitation strategy

Ah yes of course it's the far right posting cuckshit and not the cucks, another mystery solved Sherlock how do you do it

im not saying what I was put in for but i've been in since 1991 and just recently got out

janny,
mod,

a person coming here to suck janny dick, report people, announce that, and have it be their entire personality as well as their Anon Babble experience, is anti-Anon Babble - it stands against what Anon Babble is supposed to be about. those people should never be allowed to have that sort of power because of that which they are

China celebrating their 50th anniversary of being on the brink of collapse

Spaki loves to make up stuff about right wing porn addicts

Rorke's neighbours not happy

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is that the one where Japanese girls use cum as lube

33 years in gaol??

blud out here defending the Anon Babble experience

no you should invest that money

A nigga need two double quater pounders, large fries, a chocolate thickshake and some nuggets fr

bihourly meltdown

Seen your larp on Anon Babble, there is no way you have been in prison for 33 years
Not as if prisons have tablets or TVs these days either and news from the outside world doesn’t filter through. You weren’t in fucking Siberia.

Bizzare LARP

Every single interesting thread on Anon Babble gets sent to Anon Babble

Feel the power of the spermamaniacs brother

Evil ghoul

Watch HL2 playthrough on youtube

imagine being a literal cuck and still single. thats suicide fuel (to be undesirable). no wonder you are a cuck

rewatching a DBZ fight and it's extremely cringeworthy
why did my preteen self like this shit

just got out of the toilet, everything is shit, what's going on?

Mousegod, your throne awaits

mousey = smeagol
toby = gollum

this but naruto

Most westerners dont even grow up from tranime anymore.

yeah but its actually unironically happening this time, theres been like a dozen mass stabbings in the past month because the social fabric is coming apart

He literally cannot walk away from the screen. I have well and truly mindbroken him. Mindraped if you will. He is my thrall. I say jump he asks "how high?"

ah yes, Chinas $400 QUINTILLION DEBT BOMB IS ABOUT TO BURST...

isnt anime mainstream now? i dont believe that for a second

shouldve washed your hands

this post belongs on Anon Babble

got 13k in me barclays and 20k in me lloyds

You got it the wrong way around you stupid jeet.

Anyone got any ideas of how to exploit a women as much as possible

Buxom Asian Babes

IF YOU SET THESE ANDROIDS FREE IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have no fucking idea why south American browns like dragon ball z so much

Can find similar videos for almost every major country

withhold her tampons

all the (you)s i just got are from a couple of gay retards

Desperately craving an autistic weird bitch with big tits
Alas I am fated to my wife (normie with small tits)

no i haven't
be quiet

just remember mousey, if you really do him in now, he goes off to beat his carer/mum
there's a human cost to your beatdown here

mmhmm all facts

finally finshed Final Fantasy 7

it's a bit shite especially after Aerith dies, 5 and 6 were better games

i thought you might be talking about that, however the founder's name was actually ray kroc and he was not a mick

CHINAAAAA FOREVAAAAAAÀ

Might start a band
Might call it The Halfknots
Or maybe Tiphook

Just be a massive cunt and women will flock to you

done that freak in like a small puppy laying on its back on the floor when ive got big boots on

Posts about how sexually powerful and charismatic and masculine blacks are all day but totally not a bender

Thats all changed now his black stepfather is there to intervene

Nothing lil spainers cud do x

Pictured: A Taureg Berber man, with his Malian (likely Fulani) slave - 1974

about his childhood crush "Katy" is shagging them from his smeggy bedroom

EW will be logging in shortly x

there is one particular spastic on here who plays out a schizophrenic imaginary battle with imaginary /brit/ characters all day every day. some people join in and provoke him like a caged animal at the zoo. I think his name is supposed to be Adam. He calls everyone spaki etc etc you know who im on about.

Got some CLASSIC feeder on

ADAM MELTY!!

She's on the back shift x

desu number plate

become a pro

by paying us money

words just don't mean anything anymore do they

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(likely funtari) slave

the yank has ruined me

this (how other persona) is anti-Anon Babble

Might replay hl2 :)
Might not :(

Who is Adam melty

hes firing up the remaining free VPN's, desperately scribbling his GoHenry cards details into the mullvad checkout page

Grim if his crush was actually called katy

Taureg

sure you don't mean tuareg?

5 4 3 2 1

(likely funtari) slave

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scrombling at the thought of such a scene playing out in his smelly childhood bedroom

How funny would it be if spaki wasn't actually here rn?

jesus christ has /brit/ always been full of schizophrenics

Weirdly detailed fantasy there lad…

all jokes aside, you need to see a doctor.

im a bitch, im a lover. im a cat churning butter
all artists are straight (gay) women who fuck men - thereby returning to normality, and the quote being outdated in that people are just like this now. so they are women gay in mens bodies

No it has took a considerable nosedive in the past year

You mean when he says "i love to pretend to be spainmong just to mess with the schizos" while his blood pressure raises filling in all the captchas at once

Watching a load of films tonight just for a laugh. Really shite ones and then maybe a documentary about Israel and Palestine to finish off

no point building ships, le drones will make them le obsolete

look at these shitty quadcopters taking off in formation, fighter jets are over

Hate this smartarse shit

Dead chilly
Should have worn my big coat

Legalise slavery

Why the fuck doesnt janny do anything about him

its the 77th brigade

I am actually here but I am none of the posts that this meltdown is being directed at lol. Just sitting back enjoying the melty x

artists arent normal. im an artist. the NPCs see anything that makes them feel something and tell you to go see a doctor or take meds. dont forget that they fear you - that is because you do it better without having to try

Genuine schizo word salad

Gave her the pipe, crackhead
Then dipped in the Hummers, flatbread
Matching chickpea beige on the custom wraps with the straps in the flatbed

im an artist also. should've seen the masterpiece i did in the bog an hour ago.

Spaki melty beginning now everyone is getting back from toil

Not wrong though is it? Drones are cheaper, more agile, faster and uses stealth and hits greater targets further away than any ship can

sporki on a mad one

genuine soul-less NPC genuinely uneducated

about to unleash HELL on toiletberg

Not wrong though is it?

sporki

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the NPCs see anything that makes them feel something and tell you to go see a doctor or take meds. dont forget that they fear you - that is because you do it better without having to try. they would have to try to make a proper sentence - and yours are "word salad" because it isnt a 72-character sentence about trannies or nonwhites

Westworld Season 1 is genuinely probably the best season of TV ever made.
It's mental how much it fell off.
In my opinion it's probably worth watching Season 1 alone and then dropping it forever.

first time reading a mousenonce post?

ships are good for launching fighters and missiles from far away
fighters are good for launching missiles from a closer distance
at this point, drones are just cheaper and shittier missiles

Drones are cheaper, more agile, faster and uses stealth and hits greater targets further away than any ship can

The same applies to fucking planes and yet...?

Streaming on Discord doesn't work properly when on Linux. Sick to bastard death of it

Its more of a comment on your truly demented behaviour day after day after day.

It was always crap mate

(they dont understand) the trannies or nonwhites - or acceptance for gay retards and browns

i have a name and style - he doesnt. im an artist, he is not. i won but your post helped me, not hindered, at all. thriving and in my lane -- they push it down

Drones are cheaper, more agile, faster and uses stealth and hits greater targets further away than any ship can

An Arleigh Burke has 96 VLS cells capable of being loaded with cruise missiles and can operate anywhere in the world. Drones are easy enough to jam that Houthi goatfuckers can do it

I was gonna watch that again. I watched it 2 years ago, then watched the other series last year.

Its so fucking kino, it made me play RDR2 afterwards

Who you streaming to?

blame shitcord for not supporting wayland

tessa thompson's got a nice arse

He bought it from the McDonald's brothers

They dont apply to planes though. Drones mog fighter jets in military usefulness. The F-35s are overpriced and overhyped and break down all the time.

tryhard
a glib facsimile

indeed, artists often became misunderstood the moment they started being true to the field and not normies

Drones are cheaper, more agile, faster and uses stealth and hits greater targets further away than any ship can

ESL retard

Many such cases. It's because writers will often write just one season of television as a treatment and then pitch it around to different studios. They will spend a long time reworking it to get it right and it often has a strong authorial voice. Then it's a hit and the studio orders 3 more seasons and you find you have to write a follow up you never even really thought about in less than half the time. There's usually a lot of corporate interference as well

They dont apply to planes though

Yss they do relative to ships and yet planss did not replace ships
Are you a foreigner? You're about as retarded as one

Naval artillery has been easily interceptable for decades mate its not the 1890s anymore.

yeah but he brought the company to the heights of success and is more relevant than them

Nah it's good as fuck, you are an artlet/animationlet/creativelet
Combining martial arts moves with random wrestling moves and shit is dope as fuck.
Just wish we got to see Trunks use his sword more often

where's the new then?

sorry lads, new printer is down today
can you get by on the one you've got

I miss the 1890s

im retarded. im gay
im a trans BIPOC funtari slave

Naval artillery has been easily interceptable for decades

alri Admiral Nimitz lol

Drones mog both Ships and Planes in military usefulness. Ships are slow and poorly engineer rust buckets. Planes are as I've said

He is a creativelet who bought success from Irish Chads

296

Drones mog fighter jets in military usefulness.

*blows your drone operator up from 30 miles away with a Hellfire*

F-35s are overpriced

Lowest unit cost of any current production multirole

overhyped

According to people who don't know what they're talking about

The entire west vs russia
Really says it all

I noticed you missed the part where I said they break down all the time. That part is a fact even you, an armchair general, wouldnt deny

a cruise missile is easier to intercept than a fucking drone

the supplier is sending a courier over with the new

dont expect you to understand my craft

well whatever, you're entitled to be wrong and gay and stupid and fat and circumcised, not my problem

I stand with BASED ROSSIYA

sperm mania new please

Russia are equal to the ENTIRE west

i wont expect them to
you are right

Take the piss

any new no?

link?

thanks. off to get water

WE NEED TO TURN TO COMMUNIST INDUSTRIALISATION. WE NEED TO PRODUCE ENOUGH SHELLS TO ARM ALL OF WESTERN EUROPE IF WE NEEDED TO. GET THE GUN BARRELS BUILT. UNLEASH THE TANKS. GET THE CONSCRIPTS IN. GET THE COMMONWEALTH LADS TO ANSWER THE CALL. NO MORE MR NICE GUY

Downloading the new maker software now
i'll get it going once it's installed

I guess i will make another indian girl.webm OP
If thats what you want heh.

/brit/ has never reached 400...

pol loves shitting its pants over the thread hitting 400 whenever it goes 2 seconds without a new. highlight of his day is 400 posts on a 315 post board

Their maintenance is pretty comparable to other jets. This is exactly the same shit people said about F-15s until the Gulf War shut them up. Israeli F-35s have been operating over Syria against le heckin unbeatable S-400 for years now

reached 680 not even a month ago