tetoris edition
/balk/
What are yall listening to akhis?
*types NIGGER and huddles by the router ready to restart it*
monteNEGRO
to the thread theme youtube.com
Pretty sure the internet is done. It took 10 years to delete everything.
tor will solve this
Search engines are a psy op
The issue with my current job is that nobody knows how long the company can move on so I might be at risk too. The potential other job I hear contradictory statements from people I know working there. Really no idea what to do.
There was barely anything of worth
tenure in current job?
average tenure in past jobs?
how many months of savings?
current payment in terms of market average, ie above at or below market rates?
how many other similar jobs can you see with openings?
Fuck off you subhuman dog
if you said this in front of me I'd jab you with 300IU of fast acting insulin and leave you to die
Except 150tb of Sophie Rain pictures
Few years. Also few years on average, im not old enough to have stacked up more. Barely any savings. High pay for locals hence it took me a total of 30 applications to get 2 offers, one of which is the current one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzDnwRCQN1w&t=232s
I had to juggle the yugo bureocratic mess today for almost the entire day, huge anxiety relief over my shoulders now that its done
still waiting for the govt nigs to send me their calculated fine for me not "reporting taxes"
on an unrelated note still no Hong Kong gf so - another day another L
If you're not actively sabotaging Satan's kingdom (the government) you're not a human bean.
so true sis
the gov technically owes me 440€, I doubt they'll ever bother refunding it
bro I am a champion of civil disobedience
ACK
classic balkmun situation
the gov technically owes me 440€, I doubt they'll ever bother refunding it
I was positively surprised when I found out I overpaid my electricity bills for about 180€ and they mailed me back saying they saw this and I'm off the hook for the next 3-4 months
rare govt W
Germans will genocide you over 1 cent
Barely any savings
you'll suffer no matter what you do then
learn to read boon, and stop stealing cents
they still have government owned electricity companies
Eu gonna fix that for you
Bro you have a big mouth for someone who will never see a vagina
the govt electricity company HEP is literally the holy grail of government jobs, they would let the entire country collapse before HEP falls
bro half the planet has a vagina
how do you unwillingly stay vaginaless
Insane to me that electricity could be a private thing
Sounds like a joke like private roads
the video of the tesla robot in the balkans making burek and bricklaying lives rent free in my head and I keep laughing
Wtf Bulgaria and ROMANia enter schengen
Greece is connected to the rest of EU now
He prefers men bro
Only sea and air
They want to keep Stolipinovo residents from walking straight to Berlin
No bro from 01.01 it will be total schengen and probably in 2026 they are switching to euro
switching jobs every opportunity you get is literally the meta for any young person. if the pay is higher what the fuck are you hesitating for?
On 31 March, Bulgaria and Romania become Schengen members: the Schengen rules will apply in both Member States including on issuing Schengen visas and controls at the internal air and sea borders will be lifted
The Council will need to take a decision to establish a date for the lifting of checks at internal land borders between Bulgaria, Romania and the other Schengen countries. The Commission will continue to provide all necessary support to the Presidency of the Council to ensure that a decision on land borders can be taken in 2024
Dude trust me until they vote on it
Don't get me started about Greece and the electricity market
So was ΔΕΗ here, also it had the most powerful worker Union in Greece
They literally run it to the ground so they'll have to privatise it and those unionist dogs just stood there doing nothing because in the end they cared more about their pockets than the biggest company in Greece
Fyi, it's a EU law that all Public Power Companies should be privatised at some point, thus it's gonna happen eventually. And then you'll see the ultimate jewery called "energy stock exchange"
Putin farted? +0.30 cents per kWh. The Houthis bombed some oil tanker? That'll be 20 cents more in the price. Fucking bastards
this is only half true for us shipcels, changing companies is a coin flip for a few extra hundred USD
Hell yeah
what's the plan on that? you're gonna be doing that for the rest of your life?
The meta for every young person is to be kept away from every sliver of knowledge for as long as possible while being chained to the plantation. No past present or future knowledge or awareness is allowed because the nigga might break off and away.
In fyromia the electricity distribution company is private but production and transmission system is public iirc
A state owned company got split into three and one got privatized
you're gonna be doing that for the rest of your life?
pretty much yeah
Recommend me a portemonnaie for 100-200€
checked, and yes if you were the regime that would be it
so I'm guessing rankmaxxing?
true
Fuck this mean?
Huge boss
The "biggest company in Greece" was and is a latrine pit of fraudulent little snakes that was propped up by taxpayer money.
No shit a company will 'grow' and 'return profit' when every downturn is shored up by an entire country's pockets.
Also 'privatizing' is a useless gimmick employed by many eu countries but is a moot term when the competition is virtually still closed off and the company keeps getting hand-outs by the government.
rankmaxxing?
yeah, already got one stripe three more to go
Oщe eдин гepмaнcки индycтpиaлeн гигaнт зaпoчвa cъкpaщeния нa paбoтници. 40% ocтaвaт бeз paбoтa
288 хиляди мигpaнти гoдишнo тpябвaт нa Гepмaния дo 2040-a
ko?
Cя ш видиш квo. Кaтo ни пpиeмaт вcички цигaни, нeгpи и apaби ocтaвaт тyкa. Ha бyмъpитe ш им apeca кaтo ocъзнaят чe cи пpoдaдoхa и гъзa мaмa им дeeбa пpocтa
bro my wallet cost 5€ and I got it from jumbo
everybody is jobhopmaxxing
jeetpt is dumb as shit boomers really think they can just lay everyone off and send them to a kosher war while robots are not even close to 1% ready to automatize everything
кaтo ни пpиeмaт къдe, тъпaнap?
Teбe ш тe пpиeмaт в cвeтa aнa c чepeпнo мoзъчнa тpaвмa
къдe бe, в Шeнгeн ли? мa тo и ceгa вceки мoжe дa ce изнece и дa paбoти къдeтo иcкa, нaли нe cмe бюpмити. шибaн ceлтaк.
total tatar victory
line go up
line go up
have you automated all your posts with AI at this point?
shut the fuck up with this tired meme
As a large language model I cannot shut the fuck up as I cannot speak.
It was the Romaluiuiuiui who fought the political battle with Austria, we are too busy with ruining our cunt tree.
FFIX .. home
Bro what are saving money for, if you spend your best years living like a hobo?
look at the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
lel
I spent and still am currently spending half of my best years with a view such as this
Man that's some beautiful coal.
Do you have time to meet locals in other countries?
best years
notice how only failurecels who are living miserable lives insist a specific arbitrary age range is the best years of their life
usually it is followed by attempting to justify their current miserable existence by saying it's too late to do X when X is something as absurd as getting a job
I don't know much about hobo living standards boonche
theme starts playing
hell yeah
baba-bababooney! whats up you crazy loon , where's the other?
you're lucky , I have about 20 minutes to spare before going out.
Thought you were back in the asylum, moos always seem to go home around christmas.
caд ли cи
Bro you have little clue about social settings
this is what the locals are like (but without the gay photo rotation)
Tell them about Jesus Christ
do regulations allow for people to sleep there?
regulations? this is reality fren
anyway the guys on photo are the steveadores and since we'd anchor 20+ nm off the coast of bumfucknowhere in Indonesia they all live and sleep on the deck
Those niggas love eggs.
They told us what would happen but we didn't listen
chad energy
midget energy
life imitates art
they also love sleeping absolutely everywhere
What can you tell about Greeks bro?
Great photo.
never met one but I've heard from many that they're terrible to work with and terrible employers if you're non-greek
do you like this one? it's us trading diesel for fruits and sim cards in Ghana I think
Niggas have a dedicated tanker boat.
Ooga. I'd probably stackmaxx even higher since it's horizontal space that should be preserved. Then I can have a fyromian sleyv sleeping underneath the bed who will clean for me and chase away nosy tatar neighbors with his supreme roasts.
Diarrhea status?
YU-GI-OH!
Walking home from work
I am Allah's lowliest wage slave
but what if I shoved the bed in the living room, then I'd have the bedroom empty
I could turn it into an office
retirement status?
Bro, when you're feeling down remember at least, even though you face difficulties, God has graced you by not making you a Bulgarian.
Diarrhea status?
I remember I took a few pineapples that were okay
Year or so out from early retirement (enrolling back in uni) bro
You could attach a hook to your ceiling and sleep in a cocoon hammock to be easily detached and folded up, or a bed frame that can be ascended all the way up to the ceiling after use. Or one that is attached to the side of the wall like picrel. And the underside can be fitted to look like a sound absorbing panel or some painting when retracted, or have a stack of BDSM tools attached to a board.
You are all right here right now
nigga made a bed handle out of pipes n elbows
They are coming back
youtube.com
seems sovlfvl but I don't think they sell that here
Gn Z is fucked.
These will give a certain Trabzongineer chest pains. You are supposed to pay 1000 EUR for meme foams you pathetic creature.
You are raising fucking cats and dogs and pretending they are your children. They are not. Grow the fuck up.
just sleep the way God intended bro, see how he does it without a care in the world
Based, animals deserve more love than these drooling monsters called "babies"
I would prefer sleeping on the floor desu, just throw a mattress down and be done with it
basically my ideal living space, only thing missing is a desk for the monitors
So trve king.
Zoomers will be the first generation that will die really young and they won't give a fuck. They are all on drugs or manchildren living in their parents basement.
Imma just buy a hospital bed with those thick leather mattresses that last decades. And a metal frame with wheels. That way when I ack the wagies can just wheel me straight to the morgue.
My generation, the millennials, were all saying "I don't give a fuck if I die you live once" but the second shit hit the fan they pussies out quit cold turkey and ran home to mommy. Zoomers ain't like that, they truly don't care. Also strong herd mentality in all of them, if you do not conform with the group they ostracize you like a bunch of sheep, they will revive communism and it is all thanks to social media. I blame my generation for all of this, we ruined you! I am sorry!
shut the hell up you fuckin roach
Pederungel
just filter him bro
Sti nasharim zadnika kopele malko
Sti schupa kapchkite kurvo i se mi duhash kat mazka kuchka
I will put my arm up your anus slut
We will recreate Legal Porn together my gay tranny
I will be good for you, you are my bitch now
I won
I did not say that
Rammstein - Sonne (female vocal) [Biblical Version]
yeah im thinkin' it's time to listen to this on a 1 hour loop
I am not gay wtf if wrong with you?!
I am a homosexual!
I am demisexual
I am trans actually
Da vi eba maikata na vsichkite mishoci takiva
I believe bofa you
I'm a fakecel actually
You're a what?
Rammstein had some dope songs too bad i outgrew my metal dipshit phase after i turned 14 years old.
this individual has a gf and balk doesn't
Thoughts?
how would the communal /balk/ entity have a gf?
Very carefully I imagine
hehehe, cucking balk to death before 8am and leaving ikilad to buy the foid flowers and lick her pussy
liberal trash wins
Totally organic, all good
liberal trash loses
SUMMON LE CEO OF (social media company name) AND BAN THEMTOO! Btw it's China's/Russia's/North Korea's fault
Why are EUretards like this
the liberal international world order(the good guys) must always win because they're good and good always win
therefore if they lose then it's the evil guys(chuds) cheating
we MUST stop the vote to prevent chuds from damaging our democracy by representing voters
Just eurangutan things.
I cant post hilloli clitton
This site is coming to an end
Also i cant bant the federal agents spreading gay sex online because they get asshurt
Mangal hasn't posted in a while so I've been sitting on this 'jak not being able to post it
ДA JИBEE MAУКA Б1ЛГAPИКУ
unplugged toaster
this doesn't happen on vlachchan
I'm right you're wrong, I'm good you're bad is the most natural human behavior
If only we had several thousand years of political science on managing groups of people despite their universal impulses.
bodied that freak
Eurotrannies will fight tooth and dialator to stop us mongols but will ultimately fail
Per eu regs, shittok announces usage telemetry for the region
It reached 7.7m people in Romania in 2023
Registered voters were 18,008,480. The turnout was 52.5%
Chuddie won by 2.100.000 votes total
It was either shittok's fault that half of the voting base went for a walk in the election day or simply the crease useless eu parliament tries to find a way to appear they actually doing something with the shit load of money they get
How will the Chud winning affect Bulgaria doe?
they'll have another vote about it
The Ministry of Truth said he's pro RU so he is a danger to Bulgaria and the entirety of Europe, maybe also a danger to universe
Ste vi eba maikata na vsichkite
Ste vi zakolim kato pilci
ne i ako si ja jebam jas prv
Don't force me to open my porn folder. I am warning you!
assembled 2nd bed total within 2 months
1 made of metal
1 made of wood
I am basically a bed assembling expert now. where tf is my job?
One for you and another for your hand?
ask your local army recruiter
relativesfriends
expecting a job to be given to you instead of seizing it
external locus of control type post
A blind monkey could do that job. And for what. So you can assemble beds for sexhavers while having no one to sleep with yourself? Cuckold behavior.
they need to make it so I can drop bombs on hohol hospitals for cancerous children from the comfort of my (chair) bed by pressing buttons on my phone like it's flappy bird or w/e zoomers play these days. the technology is out there so why it isn't being implemented is unknown to me
Aight balkoids now that we've finished Cyberpunk it's time for Hogwarts Legacy. What am I in for?
pcgamesn.com
Lots of curry.
for me it's the generic first white male choice in character creation, appropriately named after a generic Ustashe leader
thought about going for a asian woman but they're teens so we are not coomermaxxing this
Had a serbian teacher in school and I would bully him by bringing a picture from tito and bowing to it.
Nigellus Black
how did that slip that in
I hate fantasy shit so much it's unreal
Inches on that monitor?
what does rowling's britisher naming scheme have to do with fantasy
Made up bullshit
Prostatefessor Bottomdoor was gay from the start, chud, she didn't make it up
Yeah, books are for fags.
27
Are you 4k gaming, king?
no, 2K
You must be a book store owner then
Noapte bună, urăsc muierile.
paused to go make some spaghetti, finna try a iced latte
once I retire and I'm free of the wagie wake-sleep cycle I will finally migrate to my nocturnal sleep schedule like sheytan intended
Based. Same
honestly I just googled gaming monitor 2024 and the AOC popped up with good reviews and was decently priced I just added to cart without even thinking, had no idea it was curved until it arrived
regarding sleep I like my shipcel cycle the most and Im used to it so this at home what I have going on is suffering
the day makes me irritated, I'm the calmest when the sun has come down
at least now it turns off at 16:15, makes the day much more bearable
ideally I'd have a house so I could make as much noise as possible, apartments are pseudo-suffering despite offering more anonymity
maybe my new apt will have better noise insulation, but I don't think anything can cover me jumping around the place like a retard
27 is where you can lay comfortably in your presidential chair and enjoy whatever you are doing.
agree
best budget 1080p monitor
300 EUR
mmmhm
2K is a meme resolution
TVs went from full HD to 4K, there's no 2K
I can't tell if that's expensive or not
I think cheap monitors are like 150 or something
I got a 24'' full HD for 150 new. Downside is the refresh rate which I capped to 72 but it keeps my graphics card cool not having to spit excess frames my eyes can't see and I'm not some e-thlete.
Non-fungible tokens
Why do you want to jump around the place like a retard?
Non-spongeboble Saharan snow
apartments
more anonymity
I disagree, the fact that you can't jump like a retard inside an apartment is proof enough of lacking anonymity.
you bought a 75 hz monitor you brokie?
Yes. I bought a 1.5k EUR graphics card and capped the frame rate to 72 from NVIDYA control panel. So I can browse Anon Babble while it stays a cool 26C.
nigga bought a sports car and limited its horsepower to 72
I listen to music, am I supposed to sit still like a dead fish
everything else is anonymous tho, I have no idea who my neighbors are
if it's a standalone house retards think they entitled to socialize with you
they can say oh there's this guy that lives on that house yap yap yap and start rumourmaxxing and trying to peek through your windows or whatever neighborhood grannies do but nobody does that for a random guy on floor seven door 45
But that's based and safest. Everyone mires it and you can't be tempted by complexar maymuns who want to race you or get killed speeding.
Just buy an apartment building, live on the top floor and use the 2 floors below you as a sound gap between you and the tenants.
start rumourmaxxing and trying to peek through your windows or whatever
Bro, just don't live in a 10 person village.
unironically have contemplated doing this, would be a horrendous waste of money tho even if I just bought 2 apartments instead
I think it'd be cheaper to buy a house with a big enough plot everyone else is far enough away
houses imply suburbanism and those types always are selyakoids
I only have tiny village experience but other fags online say the same thing about houses in other countries
Film yourself jumping around to music like a retard and post it bro
Imagine living in a house surrounded by commieblockmoons looking down on your yard and gossiping your every move.
vgh.... the old trad ways of Jewgoslavia
this is why 360 degree walls were invented
I mean I just walk in circles
I know a place exactly like this, the house is encircled by commieblocks and doesn't even have a proper road to get to it, just a very slip desire path between the blocks. Commie planning at its finest.
Look at this shit. 360 degrees surrounedd by commieblox. WHATCHA DOIN NEIBRRR
Some housechads refused to have their house demolished in exchange for a kibrit box in a commieblock.
a guy I know is getting his house nuked for 3 apartments and 2 garages
dude already retired, respect
This mixed maymungineering is like straight out of an AI generation
this is the type of nigga that claims the west is out to get our balkoid resources
The CCTVs are out to replace me as unpaid informant!!!
киpo бмв-тo ми e oткpaл oцб-тaтa
Bayazid. Is he going to rent out the 2 apt. and the 1 garage?
actually it was 3 entrances, 4 garage spots and a shop on the ground floor I checked again
he'll probably rent them out
the resources: brickbox 2000, ever increasing supply, 50% unoccupied
2004: dont believe everything you see on the internet
2024: believes everything he sees on the internet a supercomputer algorithm choses for him
My gastarbeiter money? What do you care if I buy an apartment or two with it? I might return one day. Where am I gonna live? Inherited apartment? Not the only heir.
similar issues are happening in Split, centralization is leading to a larger population but the infrastructure can't follow and everyone is turning their jugoblocks into apartments
the elephant in the room is the fact that everyone is playing dumb to this being unfixable with a democratic system and most people really wouldn't like what was required to fix the situation, shit like this will only get better if europe does a 180° towards authoritarianism
in 2 years they will be occupied by jeets
Bulgarian grandpa: "ACK"
Only son: I'll buy an apartment now because life is short
the tesla robot making burek lives rent free in my head
The EU is pissing itself because they won't be able to use Romania's resources any longer. Seems like he was right.
With decree of the State Security child and mayor of Shitfia, every unoccupied apartment shall be confiscated by the state and donated to MigRecruit Bulgaria for purposes of housing migrant workers. Local municipal law changes (effective Jan. 1, 2025) now allow the housing of 1 migrant worker per 10 sqm of housing unit.
bro imagine these lil robo niggas bricklaying in balk selo
tfw mango would count as a migrant worker so he'd be housed by the state for free while he larped about overthrowing the government
we live in a society
Bourgoi scum. It should be 1 jeet per 2 sqm
He's a buga citizen and also a capitalist passport holder. No privileges for that bourgoi.
Will it do a worse job than the average balkmoon?
tesla programs him to take a 4 minute smoke break every 45 to 55 minutes
Balkmun deribey slave driver will still complain about imperfections.
38€ still laying there on my steam account
should I pay money to add nets to my windows or not
kinda don't want to pay money
just keep them permaclosed
currently have nets and while they reduce mosquitos a lot they also get in whenever I open the door so whatever
I netmaxxed and never open them. MFs cost 25 EUR per net too.
that's why I didn't pay the builder anything extra
I didn't pay for grills, windows that can open both ways, or nets
I'll drill some curtains myself once everything is done and be done with the sun
also apparently the bathroom has a vent so I'll keep that running for air
Based sun avoider. I got some 5 x 12.5 EUR thicc curtains from yoosk many years ago
S16to kato Tr1mp... i az se v1rnah
jas ke se opovr6tam
60€ for a drill
yikes
what if I just tape the windows over
Nigga just buy a net and install it yourself.
Tin foil on the windows
still needs a drill
that'd be a lot of tinfoil
would work tho
Ooga
Do you even try, Gwai-Lo?
jig-jogs really do be usin AI to generate some shit in bibya games now
drill
Just borrow it from your neighbour.
Aight its break time Hogwarts Legacy seems comfy desu, had huge fps drops in actual hogwarts that made it unplayable at first but a reddit post actually helped me. turns out you need to go to exploit protection in windows (never heard of this) and add hogwarts legacy.exe to turn off something called control flow guard CFG (also never heard of this) and now it works perfectly
You probably don’t even hear it when it happens.