/balk/

tetoris edition

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youtu.be/uoP9xsFcymQ

What are yall listening to akhis?

*types NIGGER and huddles by the router ready to restart it*

monteNEGRO

Pretty sure the internet is done. It took 10 years to delete everything.

tor will solve this

Search engines are a psy op

The issue with my current job is that nobody knows how long the company can move on so I might be at risk too. The potential other job I hear contradictory statements from people I know working there. Really no idea what to do.

There was barely anything of worth

tenure in current job?
average tenure in past jobs?
how many months of savings?
current payment in terms of market average, ie above at or below market rates?
how many other similar jobs can you see with openings?

Fuck off you subhuman dog

if you said this in front of me I'd jab you with 300IU of fast acting insulin and leave you to die

Few years. Also few years on average, im not old enough to have stacked up more. Barely any savings. High pay for locals hence it took me a total of 30 applications to get 2 offers, one of which is the current one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzDnwRCQN1w&t=232s

I had to juggle the yugo bureocratic mess today for almost the entire day, huge anxiety relief over my shoulders now that its done

still waiting for the govt nigs to send me their calculated fine for me not "reporting taxes"

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on an unrelated note still no Hong Kong gf so - another day another L

If you're not actively sabotaging Satan's kingdom (the government) you're not a human bean.

so true sis

the gov technically owes me 440€, I doubt they'll ever bother refunding it

bro I am a champion of civil disobedience

ACK

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classic balkmun situation

the gov technically owes me 440€, I doubt they'll ever bother refunding it

I was positively surprised when I found out I overpaid my electricity bills for about 180€ and they mailed me back saying they saw this and I'm off the hook for the next 3-4 months

rare govt W

Germans will genocide you over 1 cent

Barely any savings

you'll suffer no matter what you do then

learn to read boon, and stop stealing cents

they still have government owned electricity companies

Eu gonna fix that for you

Bro you have a big mouth for someone who will never see a vagina

the govt electricity company HEP is literally the holy grail of government jobs, they would let the entire country collapse before HEP falls

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bro half the planet has a vagina
how do you unwillingly stay vaginaless

Insane to me that electricity could be a private thing
Sounds like a joke like private roads

the video of the tesla robot in the balkans making burek and bricklaying lives rent free in my head and I keep laughing

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Wtf Bulgaria and ROMANia enter schengen
Greece is connected to the rest of EU now

He prefers men bro

Only sea and air

They want to keep Stolipinovo residents from walking straight to Berlin

No bro from 01.01 it will be total schengen and probably in 2026 they are switching to euro

switching jobs every opportunity you get is literally the meta for any young person. if the pay is higher what the fuck are you hesitating for?

On 31 March, Bulgaria and Romania become Schengen members: the Schengen rules will apply in both Member States including on issuing Schengen visas and controls at the internal air and sea borders will be lifted

The Council will need to take a decision to establish a date for the lifting of checks at internal land borders between Bulgaria, Romania and the other Schengen countries. The Commission will continue to provide all necessary support to the Presidency of the Council to ensure that a decision on land borders can be taken in 2024

Dude trust me until they vote on it

Don't get me started about Greece and the electricity market

So was ΔΕΗ here, also it had the most powerful worker Union in Greece
They literally run it to the ground so they'll have to privatise it and those unionist dogs just stood there doing nothing because in the end they cared more about their pockets than the biggest company in Greece

Fyi, it's a EU law that all Public Power Companies should be privatised at some point, thus it's gonna happen eventually. And then you'll see the ultimate jewery called "energy stock exchange"

Putin farted? +0.30 cents per kWh. The Houthis bombed some oil tanker? That'll be 20 cents more in the price. Fucking bastards

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this is only half true for us shipcels, changing companies is a coin flip for a few extra hundred USD

Hell yeah

what's the plan on that? you're gonna be doing that for the rest of your life?

The meta for every young person is to be kept away from every sliver of knowledge for as long as possible while being chained to the plantation. No past present or future knowledge or awareness is allowed because the nigga might break off and away.

In fyromia the electricity distribution company is private but production and transmission system is public iirc
A state owned company got split into three and one got privatized

you're gonna be doing that for the rest of your life?

pretty much yeah

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Recommend me a portemonnaie for 100-200€

checked, and yes if you were the regime that would be it
so I'm guessing rankmaxxing?

true

Fuck this mean?

Huge boss

The "biggest company in Greece" was and is a latrine pit of fraudulent little snakes that was propped up by taxpayer money.
No shit a company will 'grow' and 'return profit' when every downturn is shored up by an entire country's pockets.
Also 'privatizing' is a useless gimmick employed by many eu countries but is a moot term when the competition is virtually still closed off and the company keeps getting hand-outs by the government.

rankmaxxing?

yeah, already got one stripe three more to go

Oщe eдин гepмaнcки индycтpиaлeн гигaнт зaпoчвa cъкpaщeния нa paбoтници. 40% ocтaвaт бeз paбoтa

288 хиляди мигpaнти гoдишнo тpябвaт нa Гepмaния дo 2040-a

ko?

Cя ш видиш квo. Кaтo ни пpиeмaт вcички цигaни, нeгpи и apaби ocтaвaт тyкa. Ha бyмъpитe ш им apeca кaтo ocъзнaят чe cи пpoдaдoхa и гъзa мaмa им дeeбa пpocтa

bro my wallet cost 5€ and I got it from jumbo

everybody is jobhopmaxxing

jeetpt is dumb as shit boomers really think they can just lay everyone off and send them to a kosher war while robots are not even close to 1% ready to automatize everything

кaтo ни пpиeмaт къдe, тъпaнap?

Teбe ш тe пpиeмaт в cвeтa aнa c чepeпнo мoзъчнa тpaвмa

къдe бe, в Шeнгeн ли? мa тo и ceгa вceки мoжe дa ce изнece и дa paбoти къдeтo иcкa, нaли нe cмe бюpмити. шибaн ceлтaк.

total tatar victory

line go up

line go up

have you automated all your posts with AI at this point?
shut the fuck up with this tired meme

As a large language model I cannot shut the fuck up as I cannot speak.

It was the Romaluiuiuiui who fought the political battle with Austria, we are too busy with ruining our cunt tree.

FFIX .. home

Bro what are saving money for, if you spend your best years living like a hobo?

look at the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

lel

I spent and still am currently spending half of my best years with a view such as this

Man that's some beautiful coal.

Do you have time to meet locals in other countries?

best years

notice how only failurecels who are living miserable lives insist a specific arbitrary age range is the best years of their life
usually it is followed by attempting to justify their current miserable existence by saying it's too late to do X when X is something as absurd as getting a job

I don't know much about hobo living standards boonche

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hell yeah
baba-bababooney! whats up you crazy loon , where's the other?

you're lucky , I have about 20 minutes to spare before going out.

Thought you were back in the asylum, moos always seem to go home around christmas.

caд ли cи

Bro you have little clue about social settings

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this is what the locals are like (but without the gay photo rotation)

Tell them about Jesus Christ

do regulations allow for people to sleep there?

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regulations? this is reality fren

anyway the guys on photo are the steveadores and since we'd anchor 20+ nm off the coast of bumfucknowhere in Indonesia they all live and sleep on the deck

Those niggas love eggs.

They told us what would happen but we didn't listen

chad energy

midget energy

life imitates art

they also love sleeping absolutely everywhere

What can you tell about Greeks bro?

Great photo.

never met one but I've heard from many that they're terrible to work with and terrible employers if you're non-greek

do you like this one? it's us trading diesel for fruits and sim cards in Ghana I think

Niggas have a dedicated tanker boat.

Ooga. I'd probably stackmaxx even higher since it's horizontal space that should be preserved. Then I can have a fyromian sleyv sleeping underneath the bed who will clean for me and chase away nosy tatar neighbors with his supreme roasts.

Diarrhea status?

Walking home from work

I am Allah's lowliest wage slave

but what if I shoved the bed in the living room, then I'd have the bedroom empty
I could turn it into an office

retirement status?

Bro, when you're feeling down remember at least, even though you face difficulties, God has graced you by not making you a Bulgarian.

Diarrhea status?

I remember I took a few pineapples that were okay

Year or so out from early retirement (enrolling back in uni) bro

You could attach a hook to your ceiling and sleep in a cocoon hammock to be easily detached and folded up, or a bed frame that can be ascended all the way up to the ceiling after use. Or one that is attached to the side of the wall like picrel. And the underside can be fitted to look like a sound absorbing panel or some painting when retracted, or have a stack of BDSM tools attached to a board.

nigga made a bed handle out of pipes n elbows

seems sovlfvl but I don't think they sell that here

Gn Z is fucked.

These will give a certain Trabzongineer chest pains. You are supposed to pay 1000 EUR for meme foams you pathetic creature.

You are raising fucking cats and dogs and pretending they are your children. They are not. Grow the fuck up.

just sleep the way God intended bro, see how he does it without a care in the world

Based, animals deserve more love than these drooling monsters called "babies"

I would prefer sleeping on the floor desu, just throw a mattress down and be done with it

basically my ideal living space, only thing missing is a desk for the monitors

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So trve king.

Zoomers will be the first generation that will die really young and they won't give a fuck. They are all on drugs or manchildren living in their parents basement.

Imma just buy a hospital bed with those thick leather mattresses that last decades. And a metal frame with wheels. That way when I ack the wagies can just wheel me straight to the morgue.

My generation, the millennials, were all saying "I don't give a fuck if I die you live once" but the second shit hit the fan they pussies out quit cold turkey and ran home to mommy. Zoomers ain't like that, they truly don't care. Also strong herd mentality in all of them, if you do not conform with the group they ostracize you like a bunch of sheep, they will revive communism and it is all thanks to social media. I blame my generation for all of this, we ruined you! I am sorry!

shut the hell up you fuckin roach

Pederungel

just filter him bro

Sti nasharim zadnika kopele malko

Sti schupa kapchkite kurvo i se mi duhash kat mazka kuchka

I will put my arm up your anus slut

We will recreate Legal Porn together my gay tranny

I will be good for you, you are my bitch now

I won

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I did not say that

Rammstein - Sonne (female vocal) [Biblical Version]

yeah im thinkin' it's time to listen to this on a 1 hour loop

I am not gay wtf if wrong with you?!

I am a homosexual!

I am demisexual

I am trans actually

Da vi eba maikata na vsichkite mishoci takiva

I believe bofa you

I'm a fakecel actually

You're a what?

Rammstein had some dope songs too bad i outgrew my metal dipshit phase after i turned 14 years old.

this individual has a gf and balk doesn't

Thoughts?

how would the communal /balk/ entity have a gf?

Very carefully I imagine

hehehe, cucking balk to death before 8am and leaving ikilad to buy the foid flowers and lick her pussy

the liberal international world order(the good guys) must always win because they're good and good always win
therefore if they lose then it's the evil guys(chuds) cheating
we MUST stop the vote to prevent chuds from damaging our democracy by representing voters

Just eurangutan things.

I cant post hilloli clitton
This site is coming to an end
Also i cant bant the federal agents spreading gay sex online because they get asshurt

Mangal hasn't posted in a while so I've been sitting on this 'jak not being able to post it

ДA JИBEE MAУКA Б1ЛГAPИКУ

unplugged toaster

this doesn't happen on vlachchan

I'm right you're wrong, I'm good you're bad is the most natural human behavior

If only we had several thousand years of political science on managing groups of people despite their universal impulses.

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bodied that freak

Eurotrannies will fight tooth and dialator to stop us mongols but will ultimately fail

Per eu regs, shittok announces usage telemetry for the region
It reached 7.7m people in Romania in 2023

Registered voters were 18,008,480. The turnout was 52.5%
Chuddie won by 2.100.000 votes total

It was either shittok's fault that half of the voting base went for a walk in the election day or simply the crease useless eu parliament tries to find a way to appear they actually doing something with the shit load of money they get

How will the Chud winning affect Bulgaria doe?

they'll have another vote about it

The Ministry of Truth said he's pro RU so he is a danger to Bulgaria and the entirety of Europe, maybe also a danger to universe

Ste vi eba maikata na vsichkite

Ste vi zakolim kato pilci

ne i ako si ja jebam jas prv

Don't force me to open my porn folder. I am warning you!

assembled 2nd bed total within 2 months
1 made of metal
1 made of wood
I am basically a bed assembling expert now. where tf is my job?

One for you and another for your hand?

ask your local army recruiter

relativesfriends

expecting a job to be given to you instead of seizing it

external locus of control type post

A blind monkey could do that job. And for what. So you can assemble beds for sexhavers while having no one to sleep with yourself? Cuckold behavior.

they need to make it so I can drop bombs on hohol hospitals for cancerous children from the comfort of my (chair) bed by pressing buttons on my phone like it's flappy bird or w/e zoomers play these days. the technology is out there so why it isn't being implemented is unknown to me

for me it's the generic first white male choice in character creation, appropriately named after a generic Ustashe leader

thought about going for a asian woman but they're teens so we are not coomermaxxing this

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Had a serbian teacher in school and I would bully him by bringing a picture from tito and bowing to it.

Nigellus Black

how did that slip that in

I hate fantasy shit so much it's unreal

Inches on that monitor?

what does rowling's britisher naming scheme have to do with fantasy

Made up bullshit

Prostatefessor Bottomdoor was gay from the start, chud, she didn't make it up

Yeah, books are for fags.

27

Are you 4k gaming, king?

no, 2K

You must be a book store owner then

Noapte bună, urăsc muierile.

paused to go make some spaghetti, finna try a iced latte

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once I retire and I'm free of the wagie wake-sleep cycle I will finally migrate to my nocturnal sleep schedule like sheytan intended

Based. Same

honestly I just googled gaming monitor 2024 and the AOC popped up with good reviews and was decently priced I just added to cart without even thinking, had no idea it was curved until it arrived

regarding sleep I like my shipcel cycle the most and Im used to it so this at home what I have going on is suffering

the day makes me irritated, I'm the calmest when the sun has come down
at least now it turns off at 16:15, makes the day much more bearable
ideally I'd have a house so I could make as much noise as possible, apartments are pseudo-suffering despite offering more anonymity
maybe my new apt will have better noise insulation, but I don't think anything can cover me jumping around the place like a retard

27 is where you can lay comfortably in your presidential chair and enjoy whatever you are doing.

best budget 1080p monitor

300 EUR

mmmhm

2K is a meme resolution
TVs went from full HD to 4K, there's no 2K

I can't tell if that's expensive or not
I think cheap monitors are like 150 or something

I got a 24'' full HD for 150 new. Downside is the refresh rate which I capped to 72 but it keeps my graphics card cool not having to spit excess frames my eyes can't see and I'm not some e-thlete.

Why do you want to jump around the place like a retard?

Non-spongeboble Saharan snow

apartments

more anonymity

I disagree, the fact that you can't jump like a retard inside an apartment is proof enough of lacking anonymity.

you bought a 75 hz monitor you brokie?

Yes. I bought a 1.5k EUR graphics card and capped the frame rate to 72 from NVIDYA control panel. So I can browse Anon Babble while it stays a cool 26C.

nigga bought a sports car and limited its horsepower to 72

I listen to music, am I supposed to sit still like a dead fish

everything else is anonymous tho, I have no idea who my neighbors are
if it's a standalone house retards think they entitled to socialize with you
they can say oh there's this guy that lives on that house yap yap yap and start rumourmaxxing and trying to peek through your windows or whatever neighborhood grannies do but nobody does that for a random guy on floor seven door 45

But that's based and safest. Everyone mires it and you can't be tempted by complexar maymuns who want to race you or get killed speeding.

Just buy an apartment building, live on the top floor and use the 2 floors below you as a sound gap between you and the tenants.

start rumourmaxxing and trying to peek through your windows or whatever

Bro, just don't live in a 10 person village.

unironically have contemplated doing this, would be a horrendous waste of money tho even if I just bought 2 apartments instead
I think it'd be cheaper to buy a house with a big enough plot everyone else is far enough away

houses imply suburbanism and those types always are selyakoids
I only have tiny village experience but other fags online say the same thing about houses in other countries

Film yourself jumping around to music like a retard and post it bro

Imagine living in a house surrounded by commieblockmoons looking down on your yard and gossiping your every move.

vgh.... the old trad ways of Jewgoslavia

this is why 360 degree walls were invented

I mean I just walk in circles

I know a place exactly like this, the house is encircled by commieblocks and doesn't even have a proper road to get to it, just a very slip desire path between the blocks. Commie planning at its finest.

Some housechads refused to have their house demolished in exchange for a kibrit box in a commieblock.

a guy I know is getting his house nuked for 3 apartments and 2 garages
dude already retired, respect

This mixed maymungineering is like straight out of an AI generation

this is the type of nigga that claims the west is out to get our balkoid resources

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The CCTVs are out to replace me as unpaid informant!!!

киpo бмв-тo ми e oткpaл oцб-тaтa

Bayazid. Is he going to rent out the 2 apt. and the 1 garage?

actually it was 3 entrances, 4 garage spots and a shop on the ground floor I checked again
he'll probably rent them out

the resources: brickbox 2000, ever increasing supply, 50% unoccupied

My gastarbeiter money? What do you care if I buy an apartment or two with it? I might return one day. Where am I gonna live? Inherited apartment? Not the only heir.

similar issues are happening in Split, centralization is leading to a larger population but the infrastructure can't follow and everyone is turning their jugoblocks into apartments

the elephant in the room is the fact that everyone is playing dumb to this being unfixable with a democratic system and most people really wouldn't like what was required to fix the situation, shit like this will only get better if europe does a 180° towards authoritarianism

in 2 years they will be occupied by jeets

Bulgarian grandpa: "ACK"
Only son: I'll buy an apartment now because life is short

the tesla robot making burek lives rent free in my head

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The EU is pissing itself because they won't be able to use Romania's resources any longer. Seems like he was right.

With decree of the State Security child and mayor of Shitfia, every unoccupied apartment shall be confiscated by the state and donated to MigRecruit Bulgaria for purposes of housing migrant workers. Local municipal law changes (effective Jan. 1, 2025) now allow the housing of 1 migrant worker per 10 sqm of housing unit.

bro imagine these lil robo niggas bricklaying in balk selo

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tfw mango would count as a migrant worker so he'd be housed by the state for free while he larped about overthrowing the government

we live in a society

Bourgoi scum. It should be 1 jeet per 2 sqm

He's a buga citizen and also a capitalist passport holder. No privileges for that bourgoi.

Will it do a worse job than the average balkmoon?

tesla programs him to take a 4 minute smoke break every 45 to 55 minutes

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Balkmun deribey slave driver will still complain about imperfections.

38€ still laying there on my steam account

should I pay money to add nets to my windows or not
kinda don't want to pay money
just keep them permaclosed
currently have nets and while they reduce mosquitos a lot they also get in whenever I open the door so whatever

I netmaxxed and never open them. MFs cost 25 EUR per net too.

that's why I didn't pay the builder anything extra
I didn't pay for grills, windows that can open both ways, or nets
I'll drill some curtains myself once everything is done and be done with the sun
also apparently the bathroom has a vent so I'll keep that running for air

Based sun avoider. I got some 5 x 12.5 EUR thicc curtains from yoosk many years ago

jas ke se opovr6tam

60€ for a drill

yikes
what if I just tape the windows over

Nigga just buy a net and install it yourself.

Tin foil on the windows

still needs a drill

that'd be a lot of tinfoil
would work tho

jig-jogs really do be usin AI to generate some shit in bibya games now

drill

Just borrow it from your neighbour.

Aight its break time Hogwarts Legacy seems comfy desu, had huge fps drops in actual hogwarts that made it unplayable at first but a reddit post actually helped me. turns out you need to go to exploit protection in windows (never heard of this) and add hogwarts legacy.exe to turn off something called control flow guard CFG (also never heard of this) and now it works perfectly

You probably don’t even hear it when it happens.

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