/cum/

i dont know im not a janitor

Previous thread got deleted too before it fell off the catalogue.

Anyone else #notinterested in why the thread got deleted

deleted both /cum/s

entire catalog is still filled with off-topic shit threads

wow thanks janigger

I want to dress like this

#whatever #blahblahblah

I remember reading about that Brazilian kid that died of exhaustion after jerking off 52 times in one night

what's stopping you?

Money and where to look

unless you're old as him it will look like a LARP

How they figured out exactly how many times is beyond me.

But it looks good, THOUGH.

I want to dress like this

You ever squeeze and slap your own ass and imagine it's a girls

I want to wear cloaks and ponchos

Do it then

If I could wear anything I wanted I would just wear bulletproof vests and stab protective sleeves on my arms and legs and hands

they counted the rings on his penis

It's not the same if I can't beat people with an electified nightstick

I want to wear cloaks too

No but sometimes I spread my legs really wide while jerking it.

funny how some people just get thrown a dog shit life

I will NOT pick up the can

Woke up to stomach pain and burning again I'm scared

ignore it

It hurts

Self-doxxing

Bold. Schizophrenic or trolling?

if you live in a state that has legal weed can you order a delivery to your house?

yes
you can even buy thc-a through the mail

can you buy poop in the mail

Is it really that common for black americans to believe ancient Egyptians were black?

yes
amazon.com/Chivao-Floating-Realistic-Practical-Halloween/dp/B09N3STQXW

yeah probably but not like they'd have some justification for it.
they just think "they were black" and that's all there is to it.

Time for bed gn

youtube.com/watch?v=oeYZNp-xI-M

Miss this establishment every day.

raping the next leaf that posts

JANNY

Never really got into the horse show, kinda wish I did

Kek do you mean Bojack Horseman?

Have you ever seen Leprechaun

They do this to test our awareness. Every business is named about sex or immigration. Every brand. So thats not that hard to believe. Somebody took over the world at some point, and managed the word choices. He also put a big face on the moon. And nobody even told you. Ive told so many fuckers about the face on the moon and never got a single reply. Theres literally a giant face on the moon and all the clothing brands tell us to die.

Listening to sowithout.

Did brian have a melty again or who was it this time

pretty much

simply lathering my midnight sandwiches with mustard

my impact is immense

why are road rage incidents where someone gets shot so common now

Experts will say it's a result of the lockdowns from nearly five years ago.

what kind of sandwiches?? what mustard??????

fellow chuddies, help me decide if i should buy a detached home or a condo

The former obviously. Unless the condo comes with a great view I guess.

this is just a temporary living situation though. my plan is to buy a home, live in it while i save up money, then either sell it or rent it out when i move somewhere else.
i think condos are easier to sell.

a condo for less than $200k in downtown chicago almost sounds too good to be true

but then again i wouldn't want to live in downtown

poocago

Its 3:23 am

Never used zillow t b h

drinking coffee with my wife Reimu

Hope China and India get slapped with 200% tariffs. Shit would solve so many problems overnight.

and bangladesh.

Yeah, and let's not forget the Philippines, Malaysia, and Indonesia, either.

let's just agree that the list is not comprehensive

learn about our canada

What happens here?

I want to live in portland. Those neighborhoods looks really comfy and green.

Salem, Oregon; or Salem, Massachusetts?

I saw an image where the US was Canada's shorts and Florida was the dick.

Prepare for significantly higher costs for food, clothing, and other essentials.

No, that would be your country who should be preparing.

having covfefe
when i'm done i'm gonna do a biceps-triceps workout

Mild depressive period

"degrowth" progressives when "degrowth" happens without benefiting banks or minorities

the usa is a net exporter of food. if countries have retaliatory tariffs on the usa over food, that would cause a surplus of inventory for food producers locally. which would then lead to a price decrease...
so as long as i'm not eating imported seed oils, then i should be good

Degrowth via skyrocketing costs of living is just called economic collapse.

you mean like what's been happening since 2021?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

The media started screeching about incoming inflation around this time. Businesses saw this as an opportunity to sneakily raise their prices under the guise of inflation.

and i won't see anything later either

i recommend you start balancing your own checkbook, so you don't get fooled by these kinds of media narratives.

If you think food producers won't see that as an opportunity to increase their profit margins you're an idiot.

puffins

Word?

Happy 4:20am!!!!!!!!

it's 7:20 am

Wrong it's 4:21am.

fact check: FALSE

It's 2:23 PM

Oh no cheap shit from Shein and Temu will be more expensive

Might go to the vapour lounge today idk

why did you say that? it was 1:23PM in bulgaria and serbia when you posted this

untrue

wow so in bulgaria the time Is one hour more than here? my tushy did not know that

Do you know just how much stuff China produces?

It depends on demand here.

eats 5 pounds of taco salad

actually it doesn't. whatever blimp does will result in the total death of the american economy and society (which would be a good thing, if someone else had done it)

Never heard anyone say this

random, hot OF whore pops up on my ig

go look up her OF (without paying ofc)

she's ugly and what looked like a fat ass is just flabby

terrible start to the morning

Its 5am ngl

Posted in ita without knowing italian award

i am a creative mind unparalleled

The only thing you've ever created is a big fat POO

that is among my many creations

And for the sweet treat: Pumpkin pie flavored whoopie pie

While nobody else is here I'm going to give you autists the secret to getting a gf while being autistic
you can substitute confidence with autistic apathy, women either can't tell the difference or don't care. They just enjoy being in your apathetic masculine aura

Also have a job and a car and probably a place to live (that isn't your car)

What do you guys eat for breakfast?

i didn't eat breakfast

Oxygen and water.

bros, i think i may have done a number on my body by not eating enough most of my life

idc what anyone says ketchup and mayo are delicious on pizza

I dont eat breakfast because if I do my body uses too much energy digesting food and it warms me up and the combination of both drain my energy and make everything twice as hard so I just eat before I go to bed

tariffs are so bad that Biden extended all of Trump's tariffs

who are you quoting

Just the china ones, which is good and right. The Canada and Mexico ones are pretty stupid, as well as the blanket everyone. That's just going to make things really expensive with no benefit

China just sells their goods through mexico these days so it's required. If mexicans knew what was good for them they would kick chinese influence out of their country (including the importation of fentanyl) before Trump gets in office

Had to try harder to get out of bed today

It's kind of good for Mexico, though, if they can make it work in their favor. China trying to get around tariffs by moving manufacturing there brings in money and jobs. That's ultimately good for the US because less of them feel the need to break into our country. Mexico can't deal for shit though, seems like they don't really bargain

Just the threat of the Canadian ones already broke Trudeau into calling Trump saying he would fix the border

Not really when the incoming president is talking about declaring war on their cartels and hitting them with massive tariffs. They already had to close down an auto manufacturing plant because trump said he would throw a 100% tariff at them

Doesn't seem to be the case, just what ((((Indian)))) sources report

Well yes obviously a tariff situation would change things dramatically. I'm talking about where an exclusive Chinese tariff was mutually beneficial. A situation that drives off jobs in Mexico is only going to make our border situation worse, and flush the cartels with recruits

Trump's boarder tsar has been talking about sending the military to hunt the cartel down. If that happens the cartel will certainly not be flush with recruits

waiting for the 'za to arrive
watching a show about swedish border control

"Tariffs don't work" niggas disproven in mere hours

I mean in this case it wasn't the tariff that did anything because the tariff was never put in place. It was a threat that caused potential cooperation

On the contrary. They've got plenty of money, and a bunch of jobless retards. In the event of a "war", they'd be more than happy to promise lot sof money to people that otherwise have no options

They were talking about sending tier 1 units into mexico to hunt the cartel. The cartel has never experienced anything like that, they would be hunted down like boars. If you genuinely think poor people with rifles can hold their own against delta squard or DEVGRU you're retarded

fact check: TRUMPIAN FALSITY
source:

I can't wait until World War 3 under Trump. It's going to be great. I'll finally be free, because we are all going to die.

Looking forwards to Trudeau being ingratiating towards [redacted] and [redacted] just totally brushing him off. What a cuck, just like his father.

world war 3 under trump

We currently have koreans and indians alongside russians fighting Ukrainians in ukraine and in russia
We have multiple countries fighting proxy wars against Israel again
What else is needed for it to become a world war?
Both wars are being fought with cutting-edge technology. Are these not all the criteria for a world war?

Nothing ever happens.

hello

If you genuinely think that's what I was suggesting you're retarded. These guys don't care or even think about that sort of thing. Keep in mind they're given kybar pass jimenez' and told to storm other cartels up on pain of gruesome death.

Why quote twitter if the Mexican president said so

I want the nukes to be launched already so that the other side can launch their nukes, and that's it. We are free against this current timeline. We will build a new society on the other side.

hey

Just shat, pissed, and came.

how's it going?

Who was it what happenrd
Not his name obviously but like a thread personality or just a rsndom faggot?

just brian being brian

Found this in the parking lot
Should I drink it or will it turn me I to a tranny?

Oh lame

Into a tranny*
It’s raining onto my screen so phoneposting is hard

Is it just a Red Bull in a girly bag?

Yeah, it looks like Spinster’s breakfast

Lmao

It's ok, it's a male nipple.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, I suppose.

Awake but at what cost
Gm /cum/mers

Rate my pokemon team

Blastoise

Primeape

Magmar

Jolteon

Dragonite

Parasect(HM slave support)

Grow up.

morning bud

You don't have to worry about that. Barron will do exactly that. Trump is nothing but a mad dog.

I will buck break you

Might go to the library.

why, you can get anything you want to read right here

good morning sirs

To read and maybe play Call of Duty (my wifi at home is shit rn).

PP would be considered a left-wing politician in the US

lol pp

Trudeau is so hot

why did his wife leave him for an american

sneezed 4 times

no woman can resist the bbc

how to overcome lazyness?

lock the fuck in

Only children have this problem

why exactly are you lazy? no energy? motivation? procrastination?

thank god it’s tuesday

no motivation

What if I shitted myself?

not motivated to do what?

It would be very painful.

to study

you live in a third world country

unfortunately, you dont have an option. just do it. at least try to make it fun

beaner neighbor is blasting reggaeton at 9:29 in the morning

Yoy must live in Chicago.

hot girl sat beside me, if i was chad i could've scored

be Amerinoid

start physical altercation with someone

pull gun and shoot, kill said person

get off scot free cause it was in self defence

i will kill every single mexican with malicious sorcery

kill mexicans in self defense

i studied 4 hours a day for 5 days and then less than 2 hours yesterday. you don't get used to it. it feels like you're always at the beggining. every time you have to do it it's a huge pain in the ass.

god is real. but they are amoral and don't care if you kill mexicans.

No, I live in Bulgaria.

god doesn't care if you suffer or not. life is basically an IRL minecraft griefing server.

Oklahoma City just got nuked.

you're only a chud because you come from poverty

No it's because I have high IQ. Highest itt probably.

just nuked your sisters ovaries with a semen bomb

karma isn't real
no one's going to punish you for being evil

given that you hate women, have yoiu thought of trooning out?

my farts dont stink

you have more in common with hyper religious third world africans than you do with progressive liberal white westerners

given that you're gay, have you thought about fucking yourself

no but i have thought of sexing you :)

t. not brian

Your name is Brian and you put cocks in your mouth.

we should be more like germany

i dreamt people were screaming in agony

you will never be wealthy enough to escape your poverty ridden shithole and move to the west

i sucked my first dick when i was 16 years old

I had a dream that I called the police to report some violent crime I witnessed and a robot on the other line tells me that I'm a known fugitive and police are on their way, so I spend the rest of the dream trying to evade the cops.
last week I had a dream that my mom and dad were arguing and my mom slashed my dad's throat.

fucking delusional lmao
only an american can utter such a stupid statement

not an argument

you need a spiritual cleansing ASAP

Lyn

most of my dreams are me trying to run away from someone or something . i never have happy dreams

Just got a text reminding me to get my boosters.

Gonna have to go to the ol in laws house for an early Thanksgiving on Wednesday
Gonna have over cooked turkey and everything from a can

I got the first two shots and my arm hurt extremely badly for a week both times
First time the doctor said it only happens once and wont happen again, then it happened again
I’m never doing it again

You live in poocago and have aids and aspergers.

I got three of em (August 2021, September 2021, and March 2022). The latter two made me feel like shit. I've never felt so sick from a vaccine before (or rather, at all).

take neutered form of deadly virus

NOOOO why am I mildly sick :(

Ads say it’s just like a flu shot except I’ve also never been made sick by a flu shot
Even then, I don’t get flu shots and I won’t get COVID shots

Retard.

anon we're talking about covid vaccines, no deadly viruses here

The vaccine doesn’t give you COVID, it’s a dead virus
It’s an “allergic reaction”

take no form of any virus

waaah, why am i so fit and healthy all the time

i watched Killers of the Flower Moon and it reinforced my hatred for new worlders

I'm more than 7 years old so I remember the exact same freakouts over the Trump Tariffs and Deportations of 2017-2019.

And yet the economy was the best in a generation in 2018-Early 2020 and there wasn't some mass food shortage or inflation either.

And no, you're stupid if you blame tariffs or deportations for Covid.

I mean I get the basic shit like my tetanus shot every 10 years.
It's an MRNA vaccine you dolt.

I got the shot yet still got the coof
Haven’t gotten the shot in years and no coof

why dont you get me a nighthawk custom 1911, the fire hawk i like in case you were wondering which one to get

If you're vaccinated you're a lesser human than the rest of us.

The shot doesn't prevent it, it reduces the virulence.

damn thats literally me
i just dont do things that arent medically necessary

Seems like it doesn’t do anything

Got my appendix removed once
Can't believe a doctor shoved a camera and tiny knives inside my torso

I got my wisdom teeth out in the hospital. Got general anesthesia and everything.

Dentist told me I don't have wisdom teeth

just because it doesn't do anything, that doesn't mean it's not working

i'd like to have my amygdala removed

Lucky bastard.

Can you give it to me when you get it removed? I'm going to fry it up and eat it

Brianesque

I've had my penis inside of 7 mouths

im not brian. my dreams are usually unpleasant and i have no idea why

1 mouth :)
no longer have access to that mouth :(

the r value of covid is usually 2-3x the flu but it hits like the flu
I don't enjoy being bedridden for a week so I just get the shot

I have Covid a few weeks ago and I'm fine now
Just drank some DayQuil

I don't enjoy being bedridden for a week so I work out and take care of my body so covid is borderline non symptomatic for me

When I got COVID the only symptom I had was a wicked fever, plus very mild congestion in my chest. It only lasted about four days tho.

I don't enjoy being obese and having heart disease, so i only eat leafy greens with Oat Milk for every meal.

I just had congestion in my chest and nose with a bit of a headache
Genuinely more mild than the flu
It's now just become yet another seasonal illness

You watched propaganda son

Yesterday for dinner I had grilled broccoli and peppers, roasted potatoes, and an oz of steak

flu is not the common cold. The worst sickness you had in the past 10 years was most likely the flu

Should I send a text to the girl who ghosted to me and asked why she did it? Do you think she'll tell me or I'll just end up looking pathetic

Do not do that

cats also domesticated in your country?

The Chinese eat them and the jeets have sex with them.

you can now play an AI game

Bros this is trippy as fuck
oasis.decart.ai/

pictured: the /cum/ bb

Any Goonheads in rn

chinks also love torturing them

why are you always horny? high t?

Why's it so big. What's wrong with it

We fought monsters and demons
Vampiros
We were heroes

looks more like porn addiction

Singing thr mr beast outro at the talent show

feel perfectly fine

walk a mile to UPS to return something

nose feels dry as hell

head hurty

stomach feels weird

congested

if I developed allergies out of nowhere as an adult I'm gonna be really upsetti

I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and she ghosted me. We had been talking for months. I just want to know now if she only was talking to me because she was too polite to tell me to go away

or a third option, she was bored and liked the attention

she's not going to tell you that, idiot
even if she does, so what? is that going to make you feel better? no
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, get over it and go next

Do you guys hear people say "shyster" a lot?
I wonder if it's an inherited remnant from the old country, or just a common thing americans says because they're all basically immigrants and use non-english words anyways

you took too long, and she put you in the whipping boy zone

I have literally never heard that in my life

It just means "Jew."

i used to say this back in the day, i guess you old farts are just now catching up

why does this fucking monkey linger here
go to /br/ retard

What the fuck
I would have thought it meant someone who is shy
Slurs are so strange sometimes i still dont get kike either

GMO cat

I want flag war
I am tired of non-/cum/ flags in /cum/

bwo was a penpal lmfao

thinking of something to jerk off to

thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=BqVMaXXAp8M

Have you considered Liz Vicious?

kike comes from "kikel" meaning "circle" in yiddish, because illiterate kikes who came to the through ellis island refused to sign X for their name because they hate christ and the cross. instead they would mark their names with a circle

i don't jerk off to porn stars, in fact i hate how there's no amateur porn anymore, cam whores aren't amateur

package arrived for me. i never ordered anything

Maybe I should try making a male friend. Do people even hang out as male friends and their late 20s / early 30s

what is it

it's probably from a neighbor

Open it now

There's a metric ton of amateur porn out there myman.

That's because you're ignorant. The point is that it was a novel virus, that's why they wanted everyone to get vaccinated. Now it's more like the flu shot where only people with messed up immune systems or other health problems really need to get it, but they're trying to milk the money train for as long as possible so they pretend like they're still important. They're not going to be fool proof like other vaccines that have been developed and refined over decades, but it at least introduced it to the wider public.

where?

Not gonna spoonfeed you any more. Git gud faggot.

Chinks love torturing everything. They make excuses about it tasting better that way despite the opposite being demonstrably true. They're just sadists that can't feel alive in their ant hill without seeing something else die

socializing is about subduing your amygdala

they're trying to milk the money train

this is the only part of your post that needed to be said

thats how they arrest pepo these days

so I've heard

In retrospect she had a subpar pussy and feet

She gave me my goth fetish. Her and Mandy morbid, though MM never made much

I think learning you're a retarded loser is one of life's hardest lessons

worse is when you realize nothing can be done about it

checked

Only freaks care about feet.

they say they do and insist upon it every time you see them but then say "no sorry I'm too tired" when the time actually comes

Real men love feet

I look like that and say that

I'm just gonna keep yanking the shit out of my bootstraps

I just instinctively knew it. Considering how apples don't fall far from the tree and that we're products of our environment.
I'm either going to escape hillbilly hell or end the bloodline. Everyone I'm related to should've been put down or spayed/neutered

I'm one of the only people I know that is just always down unless I legitimately don't have time. I'll always agree to hang even if I don't want to because I learned at a young age that if I only ever did things I really wanted to do I'd basically never do anything. Some of the most fun I've had it my life was doing something I didn't want to do. So now I just say fuck it, worst case scenario I'll just waste some time with someone else rather than by myself

could be at peace about it and find happiness without the requirement of changing what you can't change

Just make a gosh darn new already

my semen is my vital essence

Not my problem

real FREAK men

If there were black people in Canada you guys would've given them reparations by now and let them run your country. Canada would be black owned with only a 10% black population

this is how i justify jerking off when i haven't seen a woman in weeks

that's the spirit

Women would probably make it illegal for incels to masturbate if it was in their power to do so

optimists have better life outcomes

to masturbate without paying an e-whore*

Is someone already cooking or should I just make the new

New

I don't wanna use that

You must
No way around it

Real NEW

which one? both are awful btw

people pay to dump more sand at eroding beaches

kind of a lost cause 2bh

obviously the one made by a /cum/ flag
the shitworlder thread is just going to be slow because shitworlders are usually filtered

That’s illegal

stop saying oz and accept the metric system in your heart you dirty american
that's be 32 grams for ya

Non /cum/ flags can't make the NEW