Empire edition
/brit/
is this a new spaedo persona or what
Welcome subjects.
cronem enjoying his coffee at the gherkin
What a beautiful morning, I’m going to be a millionaire
My castle has its cannon pointed at Ireland. Deliver 100% of the tightest bitches to my keep. And I’ll also expect 100% of the gold. India can slowly immigrate there to take over the production facilities.
Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani retweeted your post.
new /brat/ make it VIBE girls!
Save a deposit whilst living at home do not give a penny to the landlord Jew
Me too Hassan, me too
quite missing the ex gf this morming and feeling very lonely just found one of her hairs on my jumper :(
Aboriginals are the niggers of Australia. They are the most primitive animals on the planet and have an average iq of 50. These subhuman relics of human evolution are the greatest living proof of the inequality of the races.
They are typically called coons, noongahs, boongs, abos or black cunts by every Australian. The proper name for a young aboriginal is Lake Angel.
couldn't have put it better myself
Old churches in minority christian areas must be converted into mosques.
*puts my cold feet under your shirt*
Tattoos on women are an instant nope, thank you very much!
Vietnam was named that. It means v(demon), e(4 is the number of death) t(crying symbol) na(no) m(woman). Which overall is a joke saying theres no sex there, just kidding. Theyre ugly cheap gooks though. My castle will destroy Ireland. I will destroy every house and kill every male.
which has more power, the house of lords or the house of commons
listening to my chemical romance on my zune
Serves him bloody right
Haram too. They should be stoned!
*instinctively punches you onto the floor*
dude just get a mortgage with a woman trust me bro nothing can possibly go wrong when she cheats on you with a bbc bro trust me bro
gf got a new car last week but she keeps driving mine to work because she’s “more used to it on the motorway”.
so i’m literally stuck with a fiat 500 if i need to for an emergency greggs at lunch time it not right lads
bah humbug
another day, another arse up
The House of Commons, the Lords generally only provide legislative oversight (which is important but lower on the executive chain)
Not right
Scrooge was a generous man in his later years.
I have read the Quran start to finish more times than i can count and yet i still read it.
Why? Because its wisdom is infinite. I come back, i still learn something new. I am still enlightened to it.
No other book in the world has its power because it is more than that.
shame on you all for posting in this thread
What car do you have?
*upper cuts you so hard that your eyes start spinning around*
projecting your insecurities is no excuse
due to tax everyone pretty much earns the same
It's because you've got autism mate
imagine a full english fry up but it's all different poo forms, you get scrambled diarrhoea instead of scrambled eggs, fried turds instead of sausages and so forth
Imagine being this cucked by a woman omds
the Lords
You mean all 806 of them? Why do you need so many?
donald trump! KKK! racist, sexist, anti-gay!
black lives matter! black lives matter!
they're having a go at us lads
2008 Golf GTI
Simple as
2014 S Class
?
This is funny post because you mentioned 806 and your post nearly ended in 806
Me I have the most power in the lands. I dunno, I have weird as fuck genetics. I am actually genetically more pure. Which is probably why I quickly became owner of the most priciest castle. Yes I do own the biggest fucking castle. Planes do fly beneath my window. Thats a real place you stupid fuck. You cant even comprehend a castle like that you gook. Or maybe you can. Thats why war was inevitable. Like what do you even do once you take over the most powerful infrastructure? Women. I want them all. Thats what this castle is for. People dont just give up their entire country without fighting. So thats what the cannons are for. Expect every sky scraper you own to be destroyed. Expect burnings and plagues and beheadings. Mass confusion and rioting. Your neighbour will eat your arm off to keep the hunger away. Meanwhile your women will be trained as war brides. You’re fucked.
shut the fuck up
vampire survivors is calling to me
We don't but peerages are given out as rewards by ruling parties so it's become bloated
do not speak to me like that
ever
I don't know how
is this guy just retarded or something
Do they get paid for being Lords?
incels posting on /brit/ in the middle of a weekday mocking a man who has a wife and child and is happy
Will never not be funny to me how transparent the jealousy is lol
pipe down spastic yank
just informed gfberg that i require her to get back into the kitchen and make me a sammich or i will be subjecting her to surprise buttsecks later
just peeraged my pantages
He has a wife that he doesn't sleep in the same bed with anymore and a child but source on him being happy?
Might quit my job
Massive pressure and a 1h20-30 commute to get in for £42k lads
Not a salary but they can choose to be reimbursed for each day they're in the House
Dunno how many of them take it though
is that northernlion that's being posted? i'd say that's pretty good for someone who has spent thousands of hours playing the binding of isaac, lol
Beat all women no exceptions
what the fuck are these creps lad have some self respect
you're being forced to drive around in a poofy little hairdresser car because the missus gets anxiety driving it or some bullshit. You're so under the thumb it's painful
I am going to crack your nut into oblivion now
goodbye cunt
started asking chatgpt how to respond to all the messages I get and socialising is so much easier
back to my smelly childhood bedroom to sulk and listen to the smiths all day it appears
regressed 5 years in the space of a few weeks lads
i've been teleported back to my life pre covid purgatory hell
If I unironically saw someone posting on /brit/ out in public I would immediately drop them no questions asked no regrets
Bald american man no self respect.
learnt a new knot called a constrictor knot
used it to tie a feather to a shoelace for my cats to play with
and is happy
Source?
I’m a WFH chad so I don’t really need to drive around. I find it hard to say no to gfstein though that is true x
having sex with myself
ah so you're the house husband as well. Make sure the hoovering is done and the casserole is in the oven by the time she gets back!
don't remember this billy idol song
and is happy
I don't believe you.
the feather was from a parrot
wondourful creatures
dechember elebenth dechember elebenth dechember deechember deechember eelebunnth
When I invade you, I will show you a different knot. My dick. You will be assraped so much without any woman. I will cut your balls off. Youll never cum. You can have a rope, it’s a game. How long will you last?
mad how much women's fashion changed before and after the first world war. probably due to there being far fewer young men for to choose from so they had to become massive slags to gain male attention
Walmart will now be purging it's online stores if anything trans related because they equate it as sexual and harmful to children.
Our stores will be next as Walmart owns Asda.
What the actual fuck.
In The Spy Who Loved Me there all those european women in the Arab's harem.
That is how i imagine it was for Jihadi conquerors for centuries.
And now we claim them once more in europe.
Happy Father’s day to @Northernlion ! You are the best husband and the father in the world ! We love you very much .
shite pissweak schizopost attempt
i can tell your heart isn't really in it
I was just sitting here thinking about how the word "apparatchik" sounds like "parrot chick" when you posted this wtf
bit of a weird gimmick here
canada is particularly spicy this morning
I always do and I always have a cup of tea waiting for her when she gets home (glass of wine on Fridays) x
What shoes/trainers do you lads wear on a normal day (e.g. going to Lidl or having a short wank in the park)
Thanks for answering my impertinent questions
filtered canada me
the discord e-proto-gf sent me nudes
she's a he
going to Lidl
You're poor loooool
bro is happier than youll ever be
wait are you suggesting that's a bad thing
trump won
woke lost
keep perverts away from children
harriet harman failed to normalise pedaphilia with PIE
Digusting
socks and birkenstocks
why do they love him lmao he looks like a creepy pig
No I actually own a 1500m tall castle. And I am literally waging war against your island. Literally. I literally own a huge castle, I cant do any better than this. I will kill all of the men and replace them with browns who will work your jobs. I liked red haired women basically.
charging my mouse
It's a 5 minute walk, not going to drive to Waitrose for milk and pastries of a morning am I
Name one thing he actually did wrong.
I will wait.
That's my friend you're talking about, pipe down
gen alpha problems
might become a pimp
being a big gay nonce
.......emmett?
can tell by his pig devil eyes that he probably has some extremely fucked up fetish that he forces her to take part in
round them up
yawn
Wish I had a bowl of stuffing and gravy
Took on the deep state/matrix. The episode where he handed David Cameron the list of elite paedophiles on national TV was when they set out to ruin and smear him. Simple as.
might become a gimp
Allah's armpits this is haram!
might become a gimp
he's clearly a nonce who deserves to be sent to a labor camp island where he can't have access to women or children
what's haram about it
chapter and verse of the koran, please
got this big tin of processed pork that's been open for days now and I still haven't finished it
might become a gimp
going to watch anime on netflix
"Women need to choose better" but when we do, they get mad
I hear this all the time whenever a woman is in an abusive relationship or gets used or treated badly by a man.
"Pick better." "Choose better."
So I decided to take that advice to heart and have become much more selective in dating, and boy do those men not like it. Every single one seems to automatically believe he is by default a good choice. When I decide I am no longer interested, they get mad.
I have also been much more determined in my decision not to be intimate early on. I have had problems with boundaries and saying no in the past, so I am committed to being much better about it. And even when I let them know early on that sex on the first date isn't happening, every single one of them tries. And gets mad and indignant when it doesn't happen. Considering how much men seem to obsess about body count, it's interesting how often they try to fuck on the first date. And then ghost after when it doesn't happen.
It's like they know they see me as disposable, and are only willing to put in effort for one date.
Pick better. So I do. They get mad because they assumed picking better meant one of them.
steve madden troopa boots which i have been wearing for 10+ years
they're all scuffed and they've gone green
did you know elon musk's real father is al gore?
up late processing my pork
he feel like a star now
well, rorke?
Women should not choose.
get a haircut, hippie
this is the future women created, they only have themselves to blame
The selection of meat and fresh fruit & veg in Lidl is great, and the quality is just as good as more expensive supermarkets.
wish I had friends...
#ad
pretty sure the concept of territory and fighting over land was a thing thousands of years before "colonialism"
spam?
i think it's time to put an end ot /brit/ and embrace /ukg/ - The United Kingdom General
mental knowing how strong the earth is compared to humans and not being able to do anything about it
Nah the quality really is shite compared to Sainos or 'Trose
It's fine if you think it's good enough and worth the lower price, but it's not the same
why don't they just make batteries that don't run out?
mad how violence really is required for life
hell-world we live in
A colonialised education system taught you this sweaty x
same reason perpetual motion machines haven't been invented yet. it's contrary to the interests of 'certain people'
screaming out me arse
we need a revival of /anglo/ for we are all brothers in this anti anglo world
Pek. Pretty much tastes exactly like a pork pie filling. I'm enjoying it but it's too much for one person unless they're having pork for every meal
is being "anglo" a cultural or genetic trait, or a mix of both
Lol im the richest person in the entire world. Not even just this thread. Literally I have more money than any human in existence. You are so fucked you little bitch.
dunno lol
You already know what it means
should've stuck it in a massive stir fry and froze the leftovers
in what way is Sweden an ally to us in any form
i could make an argument either way, but as for the truth, i am unsure
Still haven't quite got over the fact that I'm going to win £173million on the Euromillions tonight. Hasn't quite sunk in. Think I'll give myself the afternoon off work to process it all.
live and learn innit
Morning team. Toil soon. At least seasideMARK is back.
people love going to ikea for their meatballs. a fun day out for all the family
shut the fuck up
it's in the bag lad. quit at lunchtime, have a massive poo on the boss man's desk and leave your resignation letter on top of it.
1. NATO
2. Just nice and intelligent people, aren't they? Why wouldn't you want to be allied with them?
all of my people right here right now do you know what I mean yes yes
Anthony Joshua is probably the most Anglo non-Anglos out there.
What cos he's bent?
Wahey I’m back lads, how’s it going what have I missed
this! *does a poo on your head*
Quite looking forward to that pint you promised me
why, what happened?
Britain's population every decade from 1700
18th Century
1700: ~7.1 million
1710: ~7.4 million
1720: ~7.8 million
1730: ~8.2 million
1740: ~8.7 million
1750: ~9.2 million
1760: ~9.7 million
1770: ~10.2 million
1780: ~10.9 million
1790: ~11.6 million
19th Century
1800: ~12.6 million
1810: ~13.9 million
1820: ~15.1 million
1830: ~16.7 million
1840: ~18.5 million
1850: ~20.8 million
1860: ~22.9 million
1870: ~25.1 million
1880: ~27.4 million
1890: ~30.0 million
20th Century
1900: ~32.5 million
1910: ~35.2 million
1920: ~37.8 million
1930: ~41.0 million
1940: ~43.8 million
1950: ~47.2 million
1960: ~51.0 million
1970: ~54.5 million
1980: ~56.5 million
1990: ~58.1 million
21st Century
2000: ~59.6 million
2010: ~63.2 million
2020: ~67.2 million
He's a homo?
shit
baka baka baka
Lol it’s not that good. I have a couple trillion dollars. It’s just meaningless paper. Yeah I own a huge castle. So thats good for bragging rights. My house is 1500m tall and the size of new York. You have to drive up the staircase. And theres a big monument at the front door with my name on it, and some other peoples names. But mines at the very top. Thats what my house is. Alright im literally the richest fucking person you’ll ever meet. You actually cannot get any richer than this, as this is the best castle in the world. And I own it. But I just sit on the couch basically. Lol. Also am leading an invasion into the irelands for pussy and wealth. They cannot defend against my castle.
that was me mate. that other lad is going to poo on his manager's desk and resign. reckon he's going to look a bit sheepish when he crawls back into the office tomorrow morning having won fuck all.
someone's team name at the pub quiz last night was simply 'Big Sweaty Gimp Mask'
britain with a smaller population than modern day london must have been comfy af, we probably had trees back then cor.
bore
23
Saw him sucking off a 5'3 Filipino lad in the loos at North Greenwich tube station
amy
Frieren is the story of an elven mage who, after the defeat of the Demon King, embarks on a journey to understand human emotions and the passage of time, while reflecting on her long-lived existence and the relationships she formed with her now-deceased companions. One of the most recurring enemies are demons which are powerful creatures that once served as the primary antagonists, with the defeat of the Demon King marked the end of an era - with lingering threats still exist, challenging Frieren and her new companions
Sounds interesting right?
Meanwhile the Western fandom can't agree whether demons are an allegory for jews or blacks or other minorities because they're specifically said to be non-human, mimicing human emotions and need to be killed whenever possible.
Why are westies like this
that's rough, jesis chirst
ah,
Yes indeed
France's population every decade from 1700
18th Century
1700: ~21.5 million
1710: ~21.8 million
1720: ~22.2 million
1730: ~22.7 million
1740: ~23.2 million
1750: ~24.0 million
1760: ~24.5 million
1770: ~25.0 million
1780: ~26.0 million
1790: ~27.0 million
19th Century
1800: ~27.4 million
1810: ~28.5 million
1820: ~29.0 million
1830: ~30.0 million
1840: ~32.5 million
1850: ~35.8 million
1860: ~37.4 million
1870: ~36.9 million** (slight decline due to the Franco-Prussian War)
1880: ~37.4 million
1890: ~38.3 million
20th Century
1900: ~39.6 million
1910: ~41.0 million
1920: ~39.0 million** (decline due to WWI and influenza pandemic)
1930: ~41.6 million
1940: ~41.7 million
1950: ~41.9 million
1960: ~45.6 million
1970: ~50.3 million
1980: ~53.7 million
1990: ~56.7 million
21st Century
2000: ~58.9 million
2010: ~62.8 million
2020: ~65.3 million
sharted just now
How tf did France have that many people in 1700?
Sounds interesting right?
eh
might pop to m&s actually
1 Englishman is worth 2 Frenchmen
all those seething zoomers in that bbc article
they get everyone even more riled up with the retired 55 year old boomer who's loving life
kek
Alright you seem close. Im actually not making it up, which is pretty funny. I literally have this castle. The best castle. Do you think it’s normal to be the richest and strongest out of 8 billion? How do you think I feel? Like imagine somebody gives you a trillion dollars. You probably get excited when you find a couple bucks in your tip jar kek. You pathetic peasent. Youre weak. Im gonna assrape you even more.
Give us Germany then
Chud's good ending
that made me kek as well, they round off the whole article with that smug cunt loving life because he doesn't have to work
Landlording over the peasants
Taking care of family
used to be a teacher
Zoomers pissing and shitting themselves over this man
Here’s an estimate of Germany's population every decade from the 1700s. The figures reflect the territory of modern Germany, although the region's political landscape changed significantly over time (e.g., the Holy Roman Empire, German Confederation, German Empire, etc.). Early estimates are less precise and include overlapping territories.
18th Century (Holy Roman Empire Period)
1700: ~16.0 million
1710: ~16.5 million
1720: ~17.0 million
1730: ~17.5 million
1740: ~18.0 million
1750: ~18.5 million
1760: ~19.0 million
1770: ~19.5 million
1780: ~20.0 million
1790: ~21.0 million
19th Century
1800: ~23.0 million
1810: ~24.5 million
1820: ~26.0 million
1830: ~28.0 million
1840: ~31.0 million
1850: ~33.5 million
1860: ~35.5 million
1870: ~38.0 million (German Empire established in 1871)
1880: ~41.0 million
1890: ~49.4 million
20th Century
1900: ~56.4 million
1910: ~64.9 million
1920: ~62.4 million (post-WWI territorial losses and population decline)
1930: ~65.2 million
1940: ~70.0 million (Nazi-era expansion before WWII)
1950: ~68.4 million (West Germany: ~50 million; East Germany: ~18.4 million)
1960: ~72.8 million (West: ~56 million; East: ~16.8 million)
1970: ~78.7 million (West: ~61 million; East: ~17.7 million)
1980: ~78.3 million (West: ~61.5 million; East: ~16.8 million)
1990: ~79.8 million (reunification of West and East Germany)
21st Century
2000: ~82.2 million
2010: ~81.8 million
2020: ~83.2 million
Those things are all made up. Sorry to tell you.
wake up 2 hours early
roll around lying in bed trying to get back to sleep
think about all the ways I've arsed up my life being a cowardly pathetic loser
how I'm an autistic freak with no self awareness
how I'll be filled with so much regret when I reach middle age and it's over
alarm goes off, back to the wagecage
That decline in East Germany
Dear oh dear, how will commiemong recover
So they didnt just alter Wikipedia information. They actually created totally fake events and told us they were significant. History was written by the winners, but even more than you thought. It’s made up. And, they teach you about it everywhere by force. Because my castle won the war.
france has more than twice our land and it is far more fertile, there is a reason france was the dominant power in europe for most of history
Look at this shit. Already subscribed to /fraud/ to get this fixed.
some proper wankmeat on imagefap
just done a spicy poo
anus still burning
What if his pants just fell all the way to the floor, hm? What then?
now do me heheh
no good
care to share some links x
Here is USA
18th Century (Colonial Period)
1700: ~250,000
1710: ~331,000
1720: ~466,000
1730: ~629,000
1740: ~905,000
1750: ~1.17 million
1760: ~1.60 million
1770: ~2.14 million
1780: ~2.78 million (includes population affected by the Revolutionary War)
1790: ~3.93 million (first U.S. Census after independence)
19th Century
1800: ~5.31 million
1810: ~7.24 million
1820: ~9.64 million
1830: ~12.86 million
1840: ~17.07 million
1850: ~23.19 million
1860: ~31.44 million (just before the Civil War)
1870: ~38.56 million (includes Civil War losses)
1880: ~50.16 million
1890: ~62.98 million
20th Century
1900: ~76.21 million
1910: ~92.23 million
1920: ~106.02 million
1930: ~123.20 million
1940: ~132.16 million
1950: ~151.33 million
1960: ~179.32 million
1970: ~203.21 million
1980: ~226.54 million
1990: ~248.71 million
21st Century
2000: ~281.42 million
2010: ~308.75 million
2020: ~331.45 million
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I actually find these things interesting and I hope you lads do too. I have been getting (You)s so I hope I'm not annoying you lads.
kill yourself incel
what is it with gay blokes and their fetishisation of underage looking twinks
i mean theres not even much point asking we all know the answer kek
I wouldn't have to work if I didn't want to
Rich family, got some good assets, a family property portfolio worth probs £5m or so
But not sure gfberg would be up for the leisure life given we are both people who can potentially earn six figure salaries in our respective careers
I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
So there was a lot of value in doing this. History is used to compile our brains basically. Attempts to destroy harmful thought processes. To produce a better society. As there was limited supplies, slavery had to be used to produce. Everybody wins basically, thats how these things usually function is that everybody agrees with it. Pyramids. Built not that long ago bro. Ancient city ruins. Built by us. We’re good. And theres also value in telling you about it. It’s all fake. Try to find the real stuff. MSM doesn’t talk about real things. Real things are sex and gore.
wish it included the native population in the whole of modern-day US for the earlier decades
no way it was that low
why are you replying to yourself
what year was chemical fertilizer invented?
Gays literally eat poo
so do bri'ish people, they call it dinner ahhahahaahah
come on then. let's ave a bare knuckle
those eyes are insane
Who's this?
just felt the shockwave from the entire british isles exploding from this
I got it BaD soooooooo baaaaad I'm hot fo teachuh
You seem like a warrior. Youll be castrated or killed. You cant beat my castle. And I want your island. Yeah we do assrape. Keep your butt clean.
reginald pilfering
that's ronnie pickering
shavetoil looms
jf need to know this song
Mad how zoomers are too thick to realise that the only way to get a job these days is by going through recruiters.
Indeed, Monster, Jobsite, Reed etc. they're all sites for literal mongs to get cleaning jobs and supermarket zero hour contracts. You're not finding a decent career job on there, a lot of big companies don't even bother with those sites because they don't want to deal with 1000 jeets submitting their 10 page CVs filled with nonsense.
These drones literally get paid to find you work, it's their job.
how am i supposed to pay the recruiter
shut up
Good painting this
what headphones are you lads rocking? looking to replace me current pair.
just seen covid was trending on twatter again, i thought that shit had been memoryholed already
dt 770 pros have been pretty good for me
Not annoying at all mate, also find it quite interesting, particularly how close the UK and France’s populations track atm
US have added a huge amount of people so far this century, far out
Didn't answer the question
Rude.
the recruiter gets a small cut from the employer once you’re hired
Leftypol picking option A in GTA V.
Yeah my castle controls whats trending on all the websites. We obviously own the internet. And we use it for slavery brainwashing. When people think something is trending they believe it more. And this increases the economy. Yeah lol. There hasn’t been an organically trending media content in a very long time. We decide what you read.
suggest you nip this grimmick in the bud
me gone heartburn |:(
over 100 million people in 40 years
how
coincidentally the same pair I've got now
emmett-tier post (is that you mate?)
why is there such a strong correlation between being ex-military and becoming a homeless?
well said
mr poo
sir poo pooham esquire
poo jr
PTSD
The correlation is between homelessness and mental illness. Mentally ill people are more likely to join the military, and serving in the military makes you more likely to become mentally ill if you weren’t already. Simple as.
was thinking the same
finna go to the bodega for some lean ingredients fr fr
anyone want ewt?
oh piss off will you
it's not WW1 where people get shellshock anymore
you do a few push ups and then push a few buttons
that's the millitary in 2024
mulling in my seedy little gyat cave
ageing population and mass migration, there is sharp rise is population from the 90's in the uk and france too likely due to the same thing.
Man ‘stabbed’ on Westminster Bridge actually suffered cardiac arrest
How do you mistake a cardiac arrest for a stabbing?
The met didn't double check this before coming out with a statement saying there'd been a stabbing?
Odd for a cardiac arrest to bring a police presence like this
And the three men that were arrested immediately after?
Something not adding up here at all
garnered that outlook from your extensive internet research have you?
bag of funyuns
for me it's Asda
Aussie population from the 1700's
1700: ~500,000 to 750,000 (Indigenous Australians)
1710–1770: Population remained relatively stable, within the same range, as traditional lifestyles persisted.
1770: Captain James Cook claimed the east coast of Australia for Britain. Indigenous populations began to decline due to disease, conflict, and displacement following European contact.
1788: ~750,000 Indigenous Australians; European colonization began with the arrival of the First Fleet.
19th Century (European Settlement and Population Growth)
1800: ~6,500 (European settlers); Indigenous population declining sharply due to disease and colonization.
1810: ~12,000 (European settlers).
1820: ~29,000 (European settlers).
1830: ~70,000 (European settlers); Indigenous population fell significantly due to conflict and disease.
1840: ~150,000 (European settlers).
1850: ~405,000 (European settlers); growth spurred by immigration and economic opportunities, including the Gold Rush.
1860: ~1.15 million (total population, including Indigenous Australians).
1870: ~1.64 million.
1880: ~2.25 million.
1890: ~3.17 million.
20th Century
1900: ~3.77 million.
1910: ~4.45 million.
1920: ~5.42 million.
1930: ~6.53 million.
1940: ~7.12 million.
1950: ~8.31 million; post-WWII immigration drives population growth.
1960: ~10.28 million.
1970: ~12.66 million.
1980: ~14.57 million.
1990: ~17.08 million.
21st Century
2000: ~19.15 million.
2010: ~22.32 million.
2020: ~25.69 million.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Not a gimmick. Although I will only post when I feel like it. I literally own the best castle. My name is actually on the monument outside the front door. Right at the top. So thats why I say I own it. Obviously even I get slightly confused. It’s a giant castle 1500m tall and as big as New York City. Imagine if you literally owned New York? My castle is even nicer than that. So thats me. Thats true. Hard to comprehend, so I say it a lot. And yes, I will be burning the uk to the ground and capturing 100% of your girls hymens for myself. This is the truth. My genes are purer than all. Which is why I became the richest and most powerful.
Mental how SHITE the Trending page is on Twitter nowadays. Are you telling me West Ham is the number 1 trending topic in the UK right now? Is it fuck.
Half the time it’s some shitcoin being pumped by bots, half the time it’s just “Putin” or “Zelenskyy” or “Trump” and when you click on it the top tweets are 20 random Pajeets in a row with blue ticks farming engagement writing “ELON MUSK HAS CHANGED THE LIKE BUTTON, TRY IT NOW”
no wonder we’ve got a boopin’ housing crisis
Pajeets and boys are nothing new.
You better be a 15 year old girl because otherwise you'd have to be a massive fucking faggot to be using Twitter both before and after Elon took over.
American recruitment agencies charge the employee
tell me this is a joke
got a real lump in my throat over the anime episode i just watched. it was some obvious emotional bait type stuff but im an empath
mental how we’re already pushing 28 million and it’s only been 4 years since 2020
no it's not a gimmick, it's a grimmick
unironic Anon Babble user thinking he has any right to say this
Hiroyuki has changed how replies work, try it now!
there are only 25 million australians? i thought they had like 40 million
brat summer
brap winter
simple arse
nah that’s canada
di tings x
world's gone woke
UM WELL ACTUALLY
Fuck off. Twitter is for freaks and women, go back.
mad how many non-white white supremacists there are these days
doing extensive internet research on JAV
jeezy own half of atlanta
Yo i just realised why there’s such a variety of mixed-race couples on tiktok, the overall demographic steers younger
Zoomies be keen to making the babel tower
need a pretty fat slag gf
rorke screaming at his mum and calling her an insolent wench because he saw twitter in her browser history
blemming a zoot
Zelensky was taken so he's had to go with Zelenskyy
twitter is and was always shite end of
Twitter is more right wing than Anon Babble these days
nta but I use it for football twitter
where else am I going to call opposition fans nonces?
Race mixing is genuinely based and I’m not even baiting. It’s the only way we move forward as a species.
I genuinely and seriously want the whole Earth to be one race. Look at how much China get done with their overwhelming Han homogeneity, imagine that scaled up to the whole world
elon musk called obama the n word and trump told him to say it with a soft r
need her name
think this lad is lying
bea york
alri schmeckel bergstein
get di ting cooked
I want Jews to be assimilated into the one world race as well. Literally the whole planet, no exceptions
u crackaz finna gonna dat dem dere goddam noo muddafugga bix nood
hotdog for lunch
yes if we mix with 70 iq sub saharans we'll surely produce superhumans
Jav is actually just a front for prostitution with healthier girls. Theres pretty much no chance that each jav is creating profit. Just start your own.
I am the egg man
excellent
home address and telephone number?
Retard
googoo gajoob
I would start my own but unfortunately I don't have a pool of peng japanese slags to access
next person to not make the new is a gay virgin
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the new????????
*doesn't make the new*
big batty gyal seh she wan fi bake de bread
someone who isn't heatherpaedo make a proper new
explain how it would help instead of deflecting with insults
You just put money down and whores show up for anal. Dont ask questions. Yes people get fucked in the ass for a few hundred bucks. Dont ask why retard. Im so fucking smart.
proper new