/brit/

*ahem* SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

i keep falling over

Kill yourself

Irish diaspora be like

orange man bad

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why's that

timmy's fate

um

Right now, my most important relationship is the one i have with yourself. By prioritising my own growth and happiness, i will naturally become more open to meaningful connections when the time is right.

I need to focus on things other than finding a new girlfriend

she looks like gizmo

Timmy's dream LOL

despite all my rage I am still just a pint in a glass

French Revolufiom

*bradleylaughingnumber7341.gif*

Love won
Hamas lost

holy mother of based

Who's gizmo? Post him

Normalfags have tremendously shit taste in everything.

movies

music

books

games

shows

politics

clothing

aesthetics

philosophy

dont like fat people me

blog on you insufferably boring bastard

Palestinian children shocked!

Israel rocks!

Pondering the human experience

just want to win the euromillions jackpot, is that really too much to ask?

id work in ROBLOX virtual IKEA

Palestinian children shocked!

The 3 of them that are left

yeah
women are all vapid too

Well tell us your favourite of each and allow us to judge you

Get action. Do things; be sane; don’t fritter away your time; create, act, take a place wherever you are and be somebody; get action.

Ok I will!

The left have been absolutely duped by neoliberals around migration. Economically, mass unskilled migration only benefits the greedy owners of labour-intensive businesses such as hospitality, care homes, delivery companies, retail etc - when you increase the supply of labour this suppresses wages.

So really, mass immigration is in large part a wage suppression tool - in the same way businesses don't like raising the minimum wage, they also don't like lower immigration because the end result is them paying higher wages.

But this quest for lowering wages is extremely short-termist, for a start, unskilled migrants are a net fiscal cost to the taxpayer.

And unskilled immigration of culturally incompatible migrants is even more detrimental: reduced social cohesion, lower levels of trust, rising ethnic sectarianism and separatism, increased risk of terrorism, crime, political and social instability. But the greedy capitalists will never consider the long run, they'll only ever think ahead as far as the next financial quarter.

The Irish have a fear that they'll take their brown people away from them

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Jenna being used as a urinal by refugees...

rain and thunder

Humidity: 94%

what's this weatherberg cunt playing at

i think noncummers dont understand Trump well

you're fucked up you

we really are very similar

Palestinian children will never experience dominoes pizza
They will never experience gay pride
Mainly because they'll be blown to smithereens or headshot by an IDF sniper before they're 10 years old

im going to go make my dinner. when I come back, I expect one of you little lads to have provided me with a 5-10 minute long youtube kino to watch. Do not let me down

It is a great shame what German culture did to America

right, so we're all in agreement?

Black women in tech. 150k starting

never cease to be amazed at how ugly and evil i am

NOT a fan of humidity, can deal with dry heat just fine but this thick air is a pisstake

I'm sure they're really upset about it. In fact they're in pieces.

Yep!

I weigh 56kg and my lifts are
80kg Deadlift
70kg Squat
60kg Bench
38kg Overhead press

playing breath of the wild and it's a damn shame the switch is so limited

Business idea: deep, passionate creampies and post-sex cuddling with a woman who loves me and whom I love back

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kek

pls be in gavle

I do not have enemies
I am a well-adjusted human being
I have competitors, rivals even
But no enemies

fat girls rule the world

you disgust me

no i think all rich people should be violently killed

forgot humor

You would lick that alky's anus clean for free. Sort that out before coming up with business ideas.

Leftypols got a new pussy!

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

tight katy pumpum squeezin hard on s curved ting while cronem is achieving his climax

*Ozempic has entered the chat*

Denmark left :(

L U L E Å
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Who the fuck is Gizmo ?
Damn Timmies with their neek shit

why did you save this image

Islam is the most irredeemable ideology of all time.
Without Islam, MENA would be Med tier and Iran would be Scandanavia tier.
Christians missionaries would have Christianised the Arab Pagans and that would have been that.
Instead we have Islamic primitivism and never ending religious wars.

shes so cute

Sometimes I wish I was Muslim and that it was considered a W by incels to shag my women. Alhumdulillah.

grim
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Can't understand why he would start with getting a new set of genitals when he cant even be bothered to shave his face to fit the part

Imagine saving this

She's unironically on a fatally high dose of the 'zemic if she looks like that desu

Is he praying surrounded by alcohol? Hahaha that's not going to please Allah

Ozempic

does this fuck up the face
i keep hearing of ozempic face so i'm worried about taking it

how she squeezin? with kegels?

The Irish have a fear that they'll take their brown people away from them

trumps vice president married an indian

this should be the next OP

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nth for the gyaldem

i'm soft and submissive

i have thought about this a lot, without islam i'm convinced we would consider all the med and europe to be part of one greater civilisation, it would be so kino

SSM is unironically a beautiful human being

damn she cute. what mosque does she go to?

nth for you permanently fucking off you tranny-loving loser

hollows out your jowls supposedly

Communists are atheists.

not sure, but it do squeeze around batondem

Makes you look like a ghoul.

top kek

threads on life support already

Yes it's ozempic face
If you lose weight naturally the fat in the body has time to redistribute so you still look normal
With ozempic you lose weight so rapidly the remaining fat doesn't have time to relocate to the right places to keep you looking normal
Note this only happens if you are on an extremely high dose, or take it despite already being very skinny

Anyone seen that legendary set of reddit pictures that show a man tying rubber bands around his penis and then cutting it off?

Not necessarily
Sorry you don't get to monopolise the word, suck my cock

myra hindley cum tribute

A quote comes to mind. People will do anything - no matter how absurd - in order to not face their own soul

Was planning on scooping that euromillions jackpot tonight but I've had second thoughts upon seeing this.

no :) xx

no, thankfully.

beayork

Islamic societies were more advanced than Christian ones for a large part of the middle ages.

so it's not the ozempic
just the weight loss

Yes

Having a glass of lime squash with sparkling water and unwinding before bed. I've had my shower. Will be giving my thoughts on FF7 Rebirth shortly

Vance is Irish diaspora

if you win lad reckon you can buy us a pint?

eat shit food that fucks up your endocrine system and you become a fat cunt

take a drug that fucks up your endocrine system and makes you into a depressed ghoul

fuck sake, why can't people life lift and eat potatoes and beef.

gyaldem poster(singular)

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thats just LA plastic surgery face

holy cope

There's no such thing as a religious communist lol, it's incompatible with materialism.

N

is this post about Pringles and alcohol

reckon I could stretch to that, yeah

alri lads

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mmmmm potatoes and beef

They sell you the poison then sell you the cure.

You don't get to monopolise the word 'communist'
Don't forget to lick my gooch

Trump is German and Scottish.

you're not convincing a single soul btw

only good thing communism gaave us was the navy they gave to PEPSI for some PEPSI

legend

Final Fantasy VII Remake was a very story driven game. It felt linear and the criticism describing it as a hallway simulator is not without it's merit.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is similarly less story driven and more driven by it's open world gameplay. There's a lot to do. Side quests, combat assignments and mini games. And the variety of landscapes stands in sharp contrast to the steampunk setting of Midgar.

I love both games and think they both have their own strengths. In fact, I think they compliment each other well.

IN THE NAVY

THEY SINK

What would be the best way to buy everyone on Anon Babble a pint in the event of victory in the Euromillions

I'm 45M, also autistic, and was often abused "physically disciplined" by my parents, especially my father. They're both dead now and I have never forgiven them for it. It really made me question just how much I owe my parents when they were in decline and needed support before they died. I was once a confused and terrified six-year-old autistic kid who could have done with a bit of support as well.

The crusades were a series of wars waged by violent Abrahamists against a vibrant, civilised Islamic society influenced by Greek science, art and philosophy.

get into drawing

decide to get an ipad for christmas to start learning digital drawing too

£300 for a cheap one

oh right. nevermind then. fucking apple.

need a twink bf to smooch

primary school toilets 3.15pm last child remaining dark november day

Someone post it

Actually we do

Get a Samsung then. No idea why anyone would buy Crapple.

Iran perhaps, the holyland was occupied mostly by savage arabs

Location? x

Buy a pen and paper lad

that's a good question

wtf

I have loads of pens and papers. Digital art is an entirely different skill to learn.

Having some supper with the Mrs and watching anime lads :3 comfy Monday night on the cards here x

you're silly

prefer remake, me. most emotional I've ever experienced playing a game

Get a Samsung then. No idea why anyone would buy Crapple.

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Saw "Wicked" at the cinema.

Les Enfants du Paradis

Panchiko

In Search of Lost Time

Spec-Ops: The Line

Utopia

Reform

Schoffel

Neo-noir

John Cartwright

Autism doesn't exist
It was invented by men with funny hats and beards

saw a wicket at the cricket

I love remake too, especially the dynamic between Avalanche.

Nah

omds

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don’t reply to it

combat level 49 and im back in lumbridge cow fields killing cows because my ranged is only level 2 haha

saw a fungus at the amongus

I'm knackered
Early night for me

He's been done by sacked tranny lmao

The achievements of the Islamic "golden age" have been greatly exaggerated. Mostly by gullible western historians who, reading Arab historians in English translation, take them at face value. Like for example the oft repeated claim that Cordoba had 250,000 inhabitants. When in fact modern archaeology has repeatedly and decisively disproven this claim, in fact showing that Cordoba had a much more modest 20,000 inhabitants at its peak.

And somehow even with all of Europa allying 4 times over they failed to occupy Jerusalem until the 1940s after which Jewish terrorists stole it

Christian Communist me
Never read a word of Marx, never will

This happens frequently here but people are too stubborn to admit I'm funny.

feel like life is slipping away from me lads
i mean
youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3U0GGwP_A
george harrison was 28 in this interview and the beatles were finished by then
how fucked is that?

They are defo shagging

So funny even your reflection laughs at you

he died ;_;

you're gonna get me listening to numa numa in a minute

Don't see your point, it was an inherently difficult thing to pursue

my honest reaction

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i hate russell t davies, he can't write and i hope he has a stroke

jeezy own half of atlanta

so funny people only reply to your posts to tell you to kill yourself or call you a man

God forbid a woman have a best friend

Ah yes rorke is now an expert on medieval Spain by his readings of medieval books in the original languages

george harrison was 28 in this interview and the beatles were finished by then

is indeed pretty mental, but we all go at our own pace lad. Self improvement is a lifelong endeavour

This. You might honestly be the funniest poster and you regularly absolutely DESTROY some of the grim freaks on here but nobody ever gives you credit for it.

Just know that I’m watching from afar, approvingly, EW. Keep it up my girl x

holy mother of pengola

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I have a master's degree in medieval history. What are your qualifications?

:(

No he didn't
Why lie?

is cyberpunk 2077 good yet?

Samsung are also 300 quid lol

Golden Age of Islam

More like the (3rd or 4th?) Golden Age of Persia

listening to cyberpunk by billy idol

when katy enters the traphouse x

Congratulations, you are all world war one historical recreationists!

Ah yes I'm sure you have a masters degree which made you fluent in Arabic, Latin and Spanish with much experience in studying Spain

it's only £300 what's the problem? are you a child saving up your pocket money?

Clearly not her is though you freak

no he didnt

simpsons was great for little gags like that

howling those vocaroos are seriously something else

i think we should reduce the demand for fruits and vegetables somewhat

I dont like spending money in general. It's not a matter of not having expendable income, it's just that I'm a big fucking jew about wonga.

Crapple

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Squashed goblin head

Tell them to go to their local spoons and post their table number

Who is he, the Bjork Stalker?

his voice makes my skin crawl

The angry German kid

what about us humble australian pubgoers

The Demons are in control

She’s beautiful, her voice is feminine and she passes.

She life-mogs you catastrophically. Employed Woman won, you mutant freaks lost. Cope on.

if it's hip, it's here

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No ordinal numbers?

that voice

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Probably the most movement you've done in years, you fat freak

Galaxy S24 and Pixel 8 both on big discounts
Which would /brit/ go for?

iphone mate

Employed Woman spitting straight fire

from the golf to the ball to the mouth to the suck

Apparently they're making ethernet cables out of bran flakes now.

They're calling it fibre optic

Stan Lee created his first comic when he was 39 and became filthy rich.

got the schizo thoughts on

That’s him done

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The amount of people cheating on their partners is actually scary. The place I work all the women are having affairs and they range in all ages.

I am actually scared of having a life long partner now because they can destroy it in the blink of an eye.
The cheating rate must be way higher than it already is.

Tim's got skin cancer

Very much enjoy church, but quite anxious that I'll be exposed as a fraud who doesn't really believe in it

Feeling VERY restless and VERY apathetic and VERY anxious aha

Not sure how much longer I can take it

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fat girls rule the world

drank a fifth of whisky tonight

mark's shat himself again lads

cool let's go there

cheating is a crime
it happens every day

MACDONALDS!

the cronem be watching dem nukes vlad be droppin from kingston jamaica x

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could you take a beating?

overpaying for an inferior product

ahaha wacky bruce strikes again!

Corr imagine the smell

It would probably get my mind off things so yea

cronem doin whole lotta hymen busters rn x

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… one too many summer shopping walks … leaving the piano to to teddy in my will …

Name pls?

Australia doesn't have Spoons? Something profoundly wrong about that, would get writing to your local MP pronto if I were you.

the cronem are showering

mmhmm katy cant wait to go back to the gherkin

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Tim unironically life mogs me. He has more money than me, a nicer flat, goes outside more often.

Are they safe?

katy pluggins gettin rinsed by vex cameroonian jungle muscle

yes theyre in jamaica

we don't really have 'chain' pubs, although I've been to spoons and I get the hype, was insane how cheap it was even when I factored in dollarydoo conversion

don’t understand why anyone would willingly play scary stressful games like stalker 2
will stick to happy games like cod and fifa and gta me

Getting back on SSRIs

Fucking hate myself for it and I know it’s gonna break my dick and balls but good lord 3 months out and I still feel like shit and it says withdrawals can last up to a year that should be fucking illegal to prescribe

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Remember Tim is a /Britfeel/ character

We are a seasideMARK general

id be the monsters who blow up that sock in the movie

with katy

He's making AI images of black men again

fascinating reading Anon Babbleaskuk
quite the slice of british redditor life
cant imagine what these people are like in real life

Tried a new kebab place round the corner from work while I was killing time. £4 doner kebab. For that price absolute steal. This could be very dangerous...

Bought Stalker the other week. You don't stalk a single woman in it. What a ripoff.

mmhmm

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Britain sending white women to Jamaica to flee Putin's bombs

why are you depressed?
do they actually work?

wrong wrong WRONG

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ive got him filtered because i installed 4chanX for this one person

What what happened to seaside mark?

do you idolise mark because you're both fat ugly smelly alcoholic men with no prospects in life?

They're always going on about SSM over there

kitty got claws tonight MEOWWWWW

Always annoys me when the zoomers are just loitering in the gym changing rooms. Because they just fucking sit there chatting with each other, occasionally throwing glances my way. Like, fellas, I need to get my cock out so I can slip into a fresh pair of knickers not drenched in sweat, your presence is making me reluctant to do that incase you mock my small willy or peculiarly shaped body proportion. Please go out and hog the free-weights or something so I can get my arse out in peace.

yes

No we're not. Fuck off Tranny.

Friendly eminder that Sacked tranny got fired from his last job for masturbating in the female staff toilets

This is why I don't go to the gym
Never been but I just know that this will happen

Thats unironically, legitimately, genuinely, earnestly just Sean

don't know why people would hang around there
just get showered, changed and fuck off simple as

Not had a wank in days. Cant even remember when. It could have been Saturday. Or Thursday. Honestly cannot remember. And ive not even done drugs today. Worried I might be coming down with something. I love drugs and I love wanking, although usually dont combine them. But doing neither is fucked up.

my gym only has cubicles

they're staring at you because they want to use the mirror to pose but they're too awkward to do it, or even take their shirt off, with other people around

British Airways ejecting young white women in parachutes over Jamaica

He smelled like fish then he smelled lile shit

was insane how cheap it was even when I factored in dollarydoo conversion

Spoons is an absolute god-send for the common man for this very reason. I don't know what the price of a pint is in Austrlia, but here you're looking at north of £5 a pop, ludicrous situation.

Human behaviour has certain checks and balances

so does crack cocaine when me when i mix vinegar with it and add carboxylic acid at the same time