/brit/

1,100,000 edish

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fuck off pol you evil Jew

All bots

Hardly, they're loath to be reminded of their position in relation to larger capitalists.

well, rorke?

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Surgery can do this?

So much for "the wall" eh?

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i don't want to be here but i just can't stop

United winning

*enters /brit/*

Petition: Abolish elections
I would like us to stop having elections
I believe we should have a 1000 year Starmerreich, in order to ensure the security of our great ally and friend Israel.

goofy ahh

Sir Pee-ir Sharter

and
Termination of the inflammatory process occurs by
production of antiinflammatory cytokines by activated
T cells and/or monocytes after elimination of the virus.18

so its a shame that it wasnt that, even though it was bacteria and not a virus

announcing my arrival

screaning love this fella

well leftypol?

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MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE

watched this entire vid

the migrants housed, fed and wanked
the pensioners frozen
the bibby barge loaded
misinformation banned and jailed

pol

right how the fuck does Yuan Shao not die in the Dynasty Warriors demo

nun dey gon do

fuck right on

size of those lips

you're welcome

i'm stopping, this is my very last post on /brit/
you can go ahead and filter yanks now

The internet is a curse because it shows you beauty and pleasure that would have only been in the realm of royalty and highborn of old, and shows it to those of us who are destined for grim, grey mundanity.

Yeah, almost like petitions are completely retarded

gammons think signing a petition does anything lmao

get it off
bang a cock
get it off

Good post.

[x] coping
[x] seething
[ ] winning

Slept in past my local church communion and just seen from the live stream of it that it was my favourite rector. gutted.

invest in scotland

it’s a new era for this general, a new top dog to replace ‘s mum

People think Ghengis was top shagger but it's actually Chagatai that shagged about with hundreds of women. So yes, 2 percent of people have Ghengis blood but that is because of Chagatai.

timmies love petitions looool

Bizarre freakish post

trying to get chatgpt to tell me a mean joke, flat out refuses the first several times until he suggests a "light hearted" joke instead, I say yes and it then refuses to do it more than once as it wants to keep things "kind spirited"

royalty and highborn of old,

They were all layabout scum who deserved liquidation

daughter has decided she only wants to play with mummy today

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Genghis Khan was Chagatai you fucking idiot

Shagatai

Tired of pretending Skrillex is bad.

Epicccc

Asking God to make me a (biological) girl for the 10,000th time
Still no response

cronem relief unit

manure

errr...no. Chagatai was one of Ghengis' sons. Takes like five seconds to google, mate.

but i suppose the nature and seriousness of the condition is hinted at in them giving MRIs and measuring CSF. however they said that cytokines may be damaging to the neonates white matter (in underdeveloped brains)
milk truck arrive

get that fookin cooker on

useless sacs of meat

That's unironically how the average white British Christian aged 18- 35 looks thoughbeit, and we all know it

no sorry that’s wrong

Got the chips on

Top heavy narrow hip ahh hoe.

fat but okey c:
more milkies for me
you comstantly come and put a name on here saying shit like "its a new age" and every time no one cares. you are all the same with that, from pol

This has been debunked

the internet is a grumpy ahh place mayne

Makes sense considering it's male

Just back from a 3-dayer lads.

Everyone hates me
I have no friends
Even my mum called me weird today
:(

Interesting, I've never seen somebody reverse bog themselves. I thought once you took the bogpill it was over.

That being said, I don't think Lindsey Lohan had much surgery before, it was mainly the drink and drugs that fucked her face up so once she stopped I guess it started going back to normal.

careful who speak to mate, I have information to suggest your sources are all false.

Shut up and hold your L.

she's right about that

lads maybe bluesky isn't it

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mad how some cunts get thousands a month in bennies because they feel a bit sad
how do I get in on that?

be right back its time to take a shower forum

she's done you

Posted about the orange man did ya huehahahahuehgaheuhfigj

Would love to absolutely punt the fuck out of Moo Deng

Big massive swing with a steel toe capped boot sending that fat ball of lard squealing through the air

Mental that so many people hate Gregg Wallace. Literally just the nice judge on MasterChef who stops constestants from feeling like complete shit if they fuck up. Literally just a bald man who likes sweet treats. Fuck is wrong with people?

do some self 'arming

Ummmm

she really has an aztec first name with the last name cortes. lol. of all the spanish names to have.

PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS

Spaki melty!!

Edible just hitting. Chinese takeaway in. Phwooar

no response

as I thought, you are spreading misinformation in the thread

He kick my dog

really starting to think there is no solution to existence but full fledged religious commitment

spend all my time being lonely thinking about girls, or about things i would like to achieve

get a girl, achieve the things. dont feel satisified from either and the daydream is far better than reality

just impossible lads cant win
yeah of course a 8/10 girl or an oscar would be different but it's not realistic to have that as an aim lol

This the fabled twitter alternative?

black excellence

No. I posted about a certain actress doing a certain bodily function in my face, which the janny deemed to be off topic.

Chewday, oym roight he-ah in /brit/

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Umm

Getting banned is kinda like going to prison
People love posting celebrating their return after a 3 day, 5 day, 7 day stint in janny's dungeon

mumberg needs to get off her arse and do some cleaning the house used to be spotless but now it's a dump

they love doing this

Religion is false and offers false comfort
The rulers know it is a lie
The solution to alienation is communism

alri Gregg

a social media platform that copied another social media platform filled with freaks happens to have a bunch of freaks themselves

No way.

Woah.

Surprising.

achieve something = bad

government gives you something for no reason = good

yeh whtaever you say mate lmao

country's in the bog

3 days in the can, not a fucking peep.

Cargo cult mindset is peak comedy.

No it's not

Twitter was dogshit, literally the worst form of social media after maybe Tumblr

GUYS LOOK, I MADE TWITTER 2

it's shit

*specifically for the freaks to go to

anime and/or manga girls

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Cargo cult mindset

dunno what this means

What the hell happened there

Why do so many low value White guys go absolutely mental over Asian girls who look like this?

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Um

noticed a lot of fuuka drawings on twitter lately

You're seething that all the none-nazis left the platform you're on

ummm

blud got domed

rorke ate and left no crumbs

your algorithm knows you have good taste

Achieve what? In socialism, those who contribute to society and dedicate themselves are rewarded justly.

none[sic]-nazis are a small minority of the most popular social media

on god bro what an L for you [skull]

mass hippie noses

i think they know they cant get white women
and other ethnicities are too intimidating due to cultural differences e.g. blacks and latinas
this just leaves indians and chinese, indians are much more like whites with white beauty standards. so their only choice are asians who are physically smaller and with softer/rounder aesthetics
then because they wont accept that they are just a repulsive specimen who can't pull from any other race they cope that only these asian women are attractive, or they do some "feminism" cope where they're better because they're subservient

what's the difference between what you said and what i said then?

Why can't Asian males understand their women are ditching their fragile masculinity for white boys?

initiate procedure: gigawank

need a smelly gf

monging around

Was in a photo last night. First time I've been in a photo in 12 years.

How was the annual paedophile meet-up?

Did you look like a gremlin spasticoid? Or just an ordinary fella

"Achievement" under capitalism is a brutal exploitation of the working class that involves stamping on the heads of millions of workers.

that's mental mate do you not leave the house? i shudder thinking how mayn starngers backgrounds i've haunted

what if jeremy clarkson ran for MP

chooses a corporate drone lifestyle and complains when it’s all there is to it

You can do anything in this world, you could pack a bag and take what money you have and move to Malta, get a job on a fishing boat, we are all able to make choices

(8) ok here's the plan im going to fly you out to amsterdam i got a good hotel to fuck you in... (8)

He'd be really popular and he'd be like our Donald Trump n that

dunno, never saw the photo lol was just pulled into it, it was taken and then i just carried on my night. dont see the point in looking at a photo. i know what it looks like because i was there when it happened.

should probably have specified it's the first photo i've intentionally been in in the past 12 years. im sure im on cctv and all like.

Good post.

how is me writing flashfiction a "brutal exploitation of the working class" and how if it really were is that undermining my sense of achievement when i think that's a ludicrious suggestion, and how is qualititive content such as art evaluated in a communist regime?

yes it's a shame you can't run directly for PM in the UK, the US is better like that.

Men want a woman who is equally their wife, a mother, a friend, a whore, a carer, a cleaner, a cook, a therapist...
And then get mad or violent when she can't can't be all of those simultaneously
Maybe it's men that are the problem.

in bed farting

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locking in tomorrow

mental how women can't multitask.

Leftypol really spending every waking day in /brit/ ranting about capitalism and no one replying to his posts.

im glad commieong gets stepped on

nah, women should step up
they've grown lazy

dont see the point in looking at a photo

THIS
oh wow i look even worse than i remember before i left the house
great thanks for showing me
WANKER

Zazed.

What does osseous mean?

lmao you are clueless
the pic on the right is heavily edited

Even when you try and make it sound like a lot to ask, it still doesn't.

sleeping on a masterful poo

can't afford christmas this year

i want a therapist gf but i wouldnt use them as a therapist

just ignore it, it'll go away

in your head every man is the same person

Thinking I might purchase Train Sim World® 4: London Overground Suffragette line: Gospel Oak - Barking Riverside Route Add-On tonight

Not surprised the incels here are misogynistic
Yeah I am sure that will really help you find a spouse, hating women

tbf men are the actual problem
problem is men have no standards and will shag/give attention to anyone for shags
then women in response to this have some mental illness where if a man shags her then he actually likes her and wants to be with her which means women think all men are bad and or thinks bc a drunk 8/10 hooked up with her once she's entitled to that forever onwards
so men start the retardation and women run with it
fact is tho men could stop the retardation by embarking on serious monogamist shit but we dont cos we're braindead or cockbrained

they're coming to get you
run

unedited photo

Men should be able to protect a woman.
Woman should be able to protect a mans peace.
This is the perfect balance.

i want gf like Mercy from Overwatch but a therapist

snap your fingers
snap your neck

supper won't make itself, get off the chon and start cooking, chop chop!

Why do right wing grifters always turn out to be closet homos?

its ok mate i went prison gay long ago x

why are pizza express romana pizzas so nice

women has zero obligation to protect a man's "peace" whatever the fuck that means
man protects and provides for the woman so she can provide and protect his children
the way it has always been
grown men need to stop expecting women to mother them instead of mothering children

uhm what da tuna

From this post it seems you’re lacking experience in the power dynamics of a stable adult relationship.

Jesus Christ only fucking half 5 this is torture

fr sundays are grim af

advertising or begging

Stop posting leaked content man. Pisses me off, cause some of us actually pay for it and you're shilling some shite website

ate some ice cream earlier and now im drinking beer

*in my best impersonation of Elvis Presley*

But I can’t help falling in love with poo

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some of us actually pay for it

jesus fucking christ. pathetic

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was up till 3am at the club
only got 4 hours sleep as well
its catching up with me now, feel rancid

just unhealthy shit tha tmakes you feel awful
especially pointless on a sunday when you gota be recharging for another 5 days of work

*taps post*

mad how the one remaining piece of the Soviet Union still alive is the domain for dodgy porn sites and phishing links

alri 50 cent

Haz al-Din is the world's leading geopolitical Marxist expert.

it seems like you're a little baby faggot who wants women to suck your little dickie instead of doing what they're supposed to being doing
fucking die you piece of pig shit

is google broken?

that’s what your early 20s are for lad, enjoy the good times

i feel good and will feel good tomorrow too

without looking it up (can't be arsed) i'd say bony

Bro you natty bro? Gonna post your big swole titties? Nice thighs brah what's your plates

My sleep schedule is from 8am - 5pm

mee mee maw moo maw

why

Mentally ill neet

legalise polygamy first.

i dont know maybe "talkative" or "wordy"

mee mee moo moo maw mee

only 3am? not a very good club then? where was it
doubt

I'm 47...

The "it's over" rota.

canslad!

im 30
if i was still in my 20s i would have been able to keep going until 6am and felt fine the next day

die pig faggot

mental how london is closed at night. pretty sad for a world city

mee moo mee moo maw mee! moo maw!

piggy

Oh that’s quite sad then, find a good women you’re too old for all that

Sharia zone innit. soz

sucking a baileys

either the relationship has two way responsibilities or legalise polygamy. it's as simple as that.

piss off diego

grrrrrrrawlllll

theres more teeth inside of you than you have teeth on show

think I have the early stages of cancer but reckon I'll just die rather than seek medical care
Always been suicidal but now I get my easy out and everyone will feel for me and be kind to me too and it won't be my fault

Genuinely don't understand why people subscribe to spotify instead of youtube music when there's like 10,000x more songs on the latter youtube.com/watch?v=8CRhYCw7lak

Ah, it seems you are indeed a troubled immature twat

i want a woman to suck my wittle dicky

More probably right. Ostoun/osto is bone in proper greek.

Shrivelled little short dick chud

diego aged 47 the last one on the dancefloor at 6am still dancing away because he has no one to go home with

brutal but true

phwoarrrrr gorrrr blimeyy

are you implying people even think. they use streaming services even though you can get things for free online. they are subservient mindless consumer drones. And they will also peer pressure people that don't do this. The perfect consumer.

diego is a man of faith, he knows his day will come

can't find me bollocks

PATHETIC LITTLE LOSER WITH LOSER PENIS NO GOING TO PUB OR CLUB JUST PATHETIC LITTLE MONG YEAH PUB ALONE IF HE DID CLUB ALONE IF HE DID AWKWARD MALE ON THE SIDELINES SIPPING AND TAPPING HIS FOOT WHAT DO YOU THINK

yeah his day of reckoning

ore godly innit

ayy it's my nigga tut

Girlfriend insists on using apple and paying for it, complains about paying for netflix when she could just have youtube music where upload the good stuff and the rare stuff, absolute idiot she is and I am worse for being with her.

looks irish

Used to be a few of these in the clubs we would frequent, they were well known faces among people who went and were mostly just a novelty for people to get taking the piss photos with. They never had a prayer of pulling anyone.

haha ye that's me

I'd win the nobel prize of having the tiniest cock - by a lot

mince meatspin

i swapped to youtube music ages ago
feels good man
allows me to listen to asmr without keeping my screen open too :)

mad how nice ferrero rochers are. I always thought that they should do a crossover with after eight and make a mint ferrero rocher.

new fred

lol this is actually me

Bit early you cunt

to be fair, I DO actually pay for yt music because I like using it in the car on my phone and as yet there are simply no good ad blockers for phones, so I am somewhat of a paypig drone. I will get anything free that I can but sometimes you simply cannot beat a bit of convinience. That said, why people pay for spotify instead of yt when the latter has such a large catalog is what confuses me

i download and listen to albums

degenerate pig faggot we don't want you on this planet
go die