On on november 28th, i will be taking off from kajaani airport towards canada

What's there to say. I am forcing these things to happen because I have not been approached in any way or listened to.

I am making up these rules

...so you don't have an airplane ticket?
do you know how to book one?

have you tried asking ms. justine cuckeau for canadian citizenship?

So... on november 28th you will be posting with a canadian flag, is that right?
There's no tickets

wtf does that mean there's no tickets

Someone from canada will contact her and somehow will take her back to canada with him or something along those lines
Who is that someone and if and how he will make her canadian remains to be seen

I've seen canadian anons offering to marry her but she doesn't care so it remains a mystery how she's going to get to canada.

Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that sounds.

Do you really think I'm not smart enough to know all of that shit is complete bullshit and they never mean anything with it?

Not to mention that it's FRAUD AND DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.

OP, I would be happy to help you get to canada.

Do you still have your passport?
Do you have a credit card?

Fuck off.

I will be provided a Canadian passport.

well, how else are you going to get to canada?

It's a wild-goose chase simple as

Shut the fuck up.

calm down
just buy the tickets
listen to me you'll be in canada by next week

op.fi/en/private-customers/daily-banking/cards/op-visa-gold

get this credit card

You need canada immigration? Brampton? Missisauga? I give you low price.

kek maybe K can use some indian visa broker unironically

just make a few more threads and I'm sure the canadian immigration authorities will notice and give you canadian citizenship

This is exactly what will happen but it will be authorities of a higher degree.

is there any reason you don't want to just get a credit card and fly to canada and live out there?

think he's having a mental breakdown, it's obvious he's fucked up in the head and needs to visit the mental ward asap

I'm very calm and collected.

Then stop making 3 threads at the same time

last time you had a livestream you were literally crying and screaming

just listen to me and you can easily get to canada.

so ayy lmaos will descend from the sky and make the canadians give you citizenship, I presume?

Shut the fuck up

why do you seem so mentally stable? very unusual for anons from your country

You know this will never end until I finally get to call myself Canadian officially like I wanted since over 12 years ago.

are you new here?
OP is having his daily schizo episode, don't encourage him
an anon reported him to the canadian immigration authorities, he is blacklisted in that country

top kek

I am Finnish, not Canadian

I will save her anon

Fuck off you dishonest prick you literally called me a lolcow. Fuck off lol.

Really think I fall for this stupid shit?

you are a lolcow yes. I find you funny. I mean that genuinely, no reason to take offense by this, it's a good thing.

can i see ur tits ma'am

you will have two months to pay off the plane tickets once you get to Canada.

The cost of travel will be roughly:

- 150 euro Kaajani to Helsinki
- 600 euro helsinki to canada
- let's say 50 euro for the night in portugal during travel

so that's 800 euro you'll need to make doing under the table work in canada

best bet is to immediately head north from Toronto and get a job in a small town where there won't be as pressure from employers to verify documents. I'd recommend Ville-Marie.

All this depends on you:
- getting your passport again
- getting a credit card

Kat, there is another option for you that I forgot to consider.

have you considered St Pierre and Miquielon?

Being a French territory, it's in Schengen, so I believe you would be able to live and work there without issue for some time. Being a distant territory from France, I also think it would be easy to get permits to work legally there.

Then she'd actually have to do something rather than schizo use her law of attraction powers

58 hours 3 stops

ryanair

Yikes that sounds like quite the journey

yea lol that would suck
would probably be better to have 20 hour layovers between each leg to make sure there's time to deal with airline bullshit

that being said kat doesn't need any luggage to start a new life in canada, honestly the best way to do it is to have nothing except your jackets

Let’s be honest here Kat isn’t making it through 4 separate flights without having a schitzo meltdown and getting banned from air travel.

is it over?

your schizo episode? you tell us

even if it ends now, it'll just start again out of the blue like it always does, because i'm not canadian.

you're a white female you literally cannot suffer

kek

this retard isn't even leaving his room, nevermind his country

tbf if you ever want to be canadian you need to get off your cute butt and start being active, and i don't mean going out to one of your incelwalk or playing kiddie games online, but trying to become an adult and start paying your way in the world, maybe even get a useful degree because right now you're even lower than a smelly jeet on the canadian-to-bo totem pole, and maybe only then you'll achieve your goal

the best option for OP is unironically illegal immigration

there are no downsides aside from being sent back home

i have a free pass for eternal NEETdom due to having been brain damaged as a child that fucked up by frontolimbic system due to fucked up stuff.

you can have a victim mindset all you want but its not going to help you get to canada. if you are capable enough to post legible threads on Anon Babble you can take steps towards starting a new life in canada.

but that doesn't mean i'm opposed to doing some stuff occasionally, maybe occasional gigs at a time for money. but because of my condition i'm prone to burnouts and well you get what you see.

i do want to do stuff. i like doing stuff.

but i can't do things like normal people do.

so what's the problem with that? being an eternal neet in a firstie country is a great consolation prize, it's already a better fate than like 90% of the world at the very least
you'd still be brain damaged (no offense) in canada too with all the personal problems and limitations you think you have in finland at that stage of your life, just saying it's unhealthy for a dog to chase cars all the time

can i please just be canadian already

why not take a chance and fly to canada kat? it would help you quite a bit mentally.

You would need to sell your desktop PC first I think. Make your way down to helsinki to sell stuff.

you prolly can but not by simply sitting in front of your laptop and wishing it to happen until eternity, that's not how all the indians and whatnot became canadians

there's no reason why i couldn't finally have this done.

the doctors in finland know
the police in finland know
the police in canada know
the border agency in canada knows
the immigration agency in canada knows
my friends know
my family knows
everyone knows.

the police in canada know

the border agency in canada knows

the immigration agency in canada knows

they do not care about you at all

it certainly feels like no one does

you are right. and that's a good thing.

you are suffering from spotlight effect, this idea that people think about you more than they actually do, everyone is absorbed in their own lives and don't really care what you do

this means you should be doing way more than you are right now. moving to canada would be a great start. achieve your dreams. you need to take the first step, getting your paperwork ready for the trip.

everyone knows i never had a chance at moving to canada or to achieve my dreams

ywnbaw, ywnbc

poliisi.fi/en/getting-a-passport
do this today

it's an international incident now.

why are you trying to help him
he will never do anything

focus. do the paperwork for the passport and credit card today.

no, the finnish passport feels like torture.

it's so ugly, im canadian

canada has a good looking passport.

I don't want anything to do with you.

alright